The 49ers In Shambles, Goff for MVP and Some Yankee Hating LIVE | The Bill Simmons Podcast

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  • @mohrevel
    @mohrevel 3 дні тому +60

    “NyQuil Ninja”. Cousin Sal is the absolute best. 😂😂😂

    • @cromaty3
      @cromaty3 3 дні тому +1

      I especially loved his Aaron Rodgers transphobic joke

    • @Freshdre
      @Freshdre 3 дні тому

      I’m deeeead 💀

    • @deisel64
      @deisel64 3 дні тому +1

      I love that guy so much as a Dodger fan I felt bad we beat the Mets!

    • @king50ace2
      @king50ace2 2 дні тому +1

      8:43

  • @rivinish
    @rivinish 3 дні тому +45

    That's a very rich Yankee rant coming from a guy, who's Celtics were EXACTLY in the same position last year. Haven't won in 16 years, hated on their head coach, beat "lesser" teams on their way to the Finals (ALL of them had their star player injured) and felt entitled to win because of their championship history. Don't throw bricks while living in a glasshouse, Bill

    • @johnkluge3421
      @johnkluge3421 3 дні тому +3

      This year's Yankees are exactly analogous to last spring's Celtics. That is a great point. I like Simmons but he really doesn't know much of anything about baseball. He knows a bit about football and a lot about basketball but his opinions on baseball are nearly always misinformed. Bill doesn't seem to know how badly injured the Dodgers' pitching staff is and that the Royals and Guardians both had better team ERAs than the Dodgers did this year. Simmons has always been and forever will be a typical butt hurt, ignorant Red Sox fan. The funny thing is that even after the Red Sox finally broke their curse and won a World Series, guys like Simmons still seem just as angry and bitter as they always were.

    • @xxshaqattaqxx
      @xxshaqattaqxx 2 дні тому

      you all take Bill way more seriously than he does

    • @johnkluge3421
      @johnkluge3421 2 дні тому

      @@xxshaqattaqxx perhaps. If he wasn’t also smart and generally worth listening to, it wouldn’t be nearly as fun to kick him around when he goes off the deep end sometimes

    • @andrewallen6223
      @andrewallen6223 День тому +1

      Came here to say this exact thing. They’re the same teams.

  • @jacobs2784
    @jacobs2784 3 дні тому +17

    Fentanyl aside, bill has been on a tear recently. You can really see how much fun he’s having. I love his shiteating grin

  • @at0mly
    @at0mly 3 дні тому +44

    Drugged up Bill is the best Bill.

    • @prod.snqwfall1347
      @prod.snqwfall1347 3 дні тому +7

      He came out on a Hall of Fame heater and never stopped 😭💀

  • @kam_12_
    @kam_12_ 3 дні тому +36

    Bill off the fent💀💀

  • @jackharrist1078
    @jackharrist1078 3 дні тому +48

    Bill is literally describing the Celtics and their fans before last year in his Yankee rant😂

    • @Brysonhundley
      @Brysonhundley 3 дні тому

      Because they didn’t play anyone in the east? The Celtics had made it to the Eastern Conference finals 5 of the last 7 years and had won 64 games going into this past playoffs. Not to mention a finals run in 2022. I’m not a Celtics fan but but it made a lot more sense for them to be optimistic

    • @isaacbrisson7059
      @isaacbrisson7059 3 дні тому +9

      @@Brysonhundleythe Yankees made the ALCS in 2017, 2019, 2022 and now 2024. Playoffs in 2018, 2020, 2021 as well. How is that much different than the Celtics situation? They lost in the Finals??

    • @Brysonhundley
      @Brysonhundley 3 дні тому

      @@isaacbrisson7059 the Celtics were also the prohibitive favorite going into the playoffs and throughout the entire season

    • @NZT77
      @NZT77 3 дні тому

      Not comparable at all lol

    • @bigheff517
      @bigheff517 3 дні тому +4

      As close to a perfect comparison as possible. These Celtics fans are pissed they were called out😂

  • @leronflames
    @leronflames 3 дні тому +11

    I love the chris collinsworth imitation thats exactly what he does. A firm grasp of the obvious😂

    • @veloway
      @veloway 3 дні тому

      Collinsworth has been stupid forever, has absurd favorites and hated teams that everybody else has to deal with EVERY game he does. But Bill calls him out for straight up being a super dumb jack-- that isn’t insightful or interesting or funny.

  • @darthquaider54
    @darthquaider54 3 дні тому +7

    Spags is the Norv Turner of defense. Can go to different teams and coach up guys while installing his system and it works. Just don’t make them the head coach.

    • @SchulzEricT
      @SchulzEricT 3 дні тому

      Mike Zimmer and Rex Ryan might also qualify. (Maybe I'm underrating Rex? Not that good a HC, but nowhere near as bad and uninspiring as Turner or Spags.)

  • @Weaponator18
    @Weaponator18 3 дні тому +3

    This was Simmons' flu game, and he delivered!! I was howling the whole time.

  • @SpencerOnYT
    @SpencerOnYT 3 дні тому +4

    Bill and Sal were on a heater this pod!

  • @foreverpattk
    @foreverpattk 3 дні тому +1

    Hearing Sal talk about Hawk Tuah and Grimace made my day

  • @DanStrayer
    @DanStrayer 3 дні тому +3

    That Hank Azaria story is amazing. The Simpsons voice I’d have prayed for in that instance was Comic Guy.

  • @Samuel_Massad
    @Samuel_Massad 3 дні тому +7

    Hey Bill, what would you rate your level of self-awareness? Every single thing you said about the Yankees and their fans at the top, perfectly describe the Celtics, and you and all their fans.

  • @zj8478
    @zj8478 3 дні тому +8

    Devante proly like damn, arod more washed than Derek Carr lol

  • @Redsweeper333
    @Redsweeper333 3 дні тому +2

    Sorry, but Jameis saying that Watson put his life on the line, while playing football - is ridiculous on every level!

  • @NoellaScott
    @NoellaScott 3 дні тому +2

    You can tell how checked out Bill is on baseball - I'm old enough to remember him before the Red Sox won anything, and he was so much more invested. AL Keeper Leaguer Simmons doesn't know Hunter Gaddis?! The best bullpen in MLB this year? Oh well!

  • @MateMagyar88
    @MateMagyar88 3 дні тому

    1:07:55 We finally got a “WHOA! Rece, I need medical help!” moment! 😂

  • @prod.snqwfall1347
    @prod.snqwfall1347 3 дні тому +3

    “Don’t be soft, we’re kicking the field goal!!” is one of the funniest things Sal has ever said on this podcast

  • @mindyourbuisness8104
    @mindyourbuisness8104 3 дні тому +2

    Those wnba stats are hilarious. How can anyone want to watch that

  • @YoItsDev
    @YoItsDev День тому

    great pod as usual boys

  • @LN-Lifer
    @LN-Lifer 3 дні тому +1

    Years ago I was watching a niners game
    It was late in the third before they completed their first pass to the TE
    I swear to God the announcer said
    "It took the better part of 3 quarters for San Francisco to find a tight end"
    Perfect

  • @ltownvidz
    @ltownvidz 3 дні тому +3

    Fentanyl, codeine, vicodin, people getting this shot. This pod was crazy

  • @ExtremeDailyDrivers
    @ExtremeDailyDrivers 3 дні тому +2

    I'm actually really looking forward to the Yankees winning now. Before this podcast, I didn't really care. 😆

  • @davidpbernadino
    @davidpbernadino 3 дні тому +4

    Bill should have a Pod with Jacko to talk about the Yankees.

    • @MateMagyar88
      @MateMagyar88 3 дні тому +2

      “OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH JOHNNY!!!”

    • @NoellaScott
      @NoellaScott 3 дні тому +1

      Yeah, what the hell? I miss 20 years ago

  • @ivanrezzy7926
    @ivanrezzy7926 3 дні тому +23

    lol it’s hilarious how bill simmons is talking about the Yankees on his podcast and how it’s exactly what his Celtics went thru! Except your Celtics went 16 years without a title and choking every single year. Now you finally won against wow the pacers with no Haliburton, and wow not Donovan Mitchell the last 2 games and oh man watch out for Miami without Jimmy butler!!! And You finally pulled thru. Celtics were the Yankees and always choked. Be a little more self aware. Love the pod tho bill but jeez man

  • @MRBarton369
    @MRBarton369 3 дні тому +2

    8:43 Bill, get to a meeting buddy.. We love you

  • @hdzp13
    @hdzp13 3 дні тому +5

    7:37 FENT SIMMONS

  • @YouMadBro503
    @YouMadBro503 3 дні тому +2

    I also hit the cousin Sal special with Pittsburgh! Couldn't have done it with out yuh lol

  • @Theymond
    @Theymond 3 дні тому +1

    so sad as a niners fan. I knew this was coming. But it sucks to get so close and see injuries and Brock trying to do too much turning us into a joke again.

  • @bouji_
    @bouji_ 3 дні тому

    Holy hell... I lost it when Sal recommended calling it a ball piercing whenever you lose a bet because of a late FG. lol

  • @corystovall3544
    @corystovall3544 3 дні тому

    "Do or Die" Games are always rock fights because literally every single play can be the one to win it or lose it. Every time a player steps into that 3, they are thinking, "Oh, this is the dagger." And then "Clankity, Clank, Clank."

  • @johnkalten950
    @johnkalten950 3 дні тому +1

    My giants were the bane of Brady’s existence

  • @danielldeanda5956
    @danielldeanda5956 3 дні тому +3

    I love you bill but the way you came at the Yankees is basically the same shit we all were saying but your Celtics but alas you can only beat who you get matched up in the playoffs 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @jasonjanisewski78
    @jasonjanisewski78 3 дні тому +1

    Bill was wrong about Love. He was clearly the Best QB on the field today. He had 2 INTs, but 3 TDs, 2 of which were absolute dimes, and he had the game winning drive.

    • @blueflameSM
      @blueflameSM 3 дні тому

      I was confused about that too lmao. Yeah, he threw two picks, but one of them was really a great defensive play. Defenders get paid to make plays too.
      Stroud didn’t even reach 100 passing yards, we need to be real here, he didn’t have a good game and that’s ok. Things like this will happen.

    • @bveb33
      @bveb33 3 дні тому +1

      I don't blame anyone for not really watching the Packers game with the Vikings Lions on at the same time. He probably just checked the boxscore and maybe watched a highlight of his bad INT.

  • @karimb972
    @karimb972 3 дні тому

    The Jets didn't need Adams, they needed a new O-Line

  • @Dustinregpad
    @Dustinregpad 2 дні тому

    Lmao Sal confidently picking Tampa over Baltimore is hilarious. Amazing how bad he is at his job

  • @johnkalten950
    @johnkalten950 3 дні тому +2

    Who has the most championships of any sports teams? Oh yes that’s thaaaaaa YANKEES….hopefully they close this out

  • @qcrew2938
    @qcrew2938 3 дні тому +3

    It's a 2 man race between Goff and Allen for MVP

  • @MateMagyar88
    @MateMagyar88 3 дні тому

    15:03 Haha Collinsworth! 😂😂😂

  • @spurriousgod
    @spurriousgod 3 дні тому

    Is Guess the Lines part of this? If so, where does it start?

  • @cnhwill1990
    @cnhwill1990 3 дні тому

    Sal Special is close to a lock

  • @YoItsDev
    @YoItsDev День тому

    love parent corner lol

  • @johnkluge3421
    @johnkluge3421 3 дні тому

    I love how Simmons conveniently forgets how every Patriots fan convinced themselves Mayo was the answer last spring. Firing a head coach and then hiring one of his assistants is what stupid organizations do. And that is what the Patriots are now, a stupid organization. Mayo is also much deserved cosmic justice for the Patriots in their fans. For 20 years, Belichick flunkies ran one NFL franchise after another into the ground. It is more than a bit fitting that Patriots' fans now have to suffer a Belichick flunky running the Patriots franchise into the ground. The fans in places like Houston, Kansas City, the New York Jets, Denver and every other city that had the misfortune of watching the Patriots' mafia take over and destroy their franchise should really be enjoying the Mayo era in New England.

  • @joel8885
    @joel8885 3 дні тому +1

    bill...just say you didn't watch baseball the last few years. it's cool.

  • @gavincarlson3892
    @gavincarlson3892 3 дні тому

    Billy boy, Chicago is not doing absolutely anything come playoff time. Take a look at their last 8 or so games. COOKED

  • @TCGSyphax
    @TCGSyphax 3 дні тому +1

    25:45 trust me, I did. baffling

  • @haiderrnasir
    @haiderrnasir 2 дні тому

    At 9:10 does Bill admit to cheating on Guess The Lines?

  • @20775046
    @20775046 3 дні тому

    "there's 2.5hrs left in the game"? Dude how about this? Just speak in about time in quarters. We already have a universally agreed way to talk about the duration in football. Wtf is going on here LOL

  • @mistaman580
    @mistaman580 3 дні тому

    a lot of yankees fan confused why Bill doesn't like them. He likes the red sox??

  • @baller3030
    @baller3030 3 дні тому +2

    Jared Goff continuing to make ppl look like idiots let’s gooooo

  • @joemaginnis
    @joemaginnis 3 дні тому

    Azaria did nothing wrong 😂

  • @ineedsaltplease620
    @ineedsaltplease620 3 дні тому

    Who did the Celtics beat

  • @eliottbressler8562
    @eliottbressler8562 3 дні тому +1

    So wait, Bill said in April he wasn’t watching an entire Sox game because they were awful. Now he claims the Yankees had the easiest path to the WS? Despite the dodgers facing a team in the NLCS who literally got in on the last day of the regular season. And if he actually paid attention to baseball other than when the Red Sox are good, he’d be able to acknowledge that all the complaints about Boone are and were valid. Straight loser shit from him.

  • @JasonBrendan-td4qb
    @JasonBrendan-td4qb 3 дні тому +2

    Jerod Mayo sounds a lot like darvin ham lmfaooooo

  • @mattpitman758
    @mattpitman758 3 дні тому

    Flores will fix pats

  • @kavo588
    @kavo588 3 дні тому +1

    Bill, I assure you no matter where they time slotted the WNBA finals against the NFL, whether it was Sunday or Monday, nobody was tuning in. People would watch Raiders Panthers over the WNBA finals. Not a knock against womens sports, but it won’t ever supersede an NFL game.

  • @RazaAli-l4z
    @RazaAli-l4z 3 дні тому

    Kind of !

  • @jackmalatesta2622
    @jackmalatesta2622 3 дні тому

    The Yankees hate >>>

  • @AdvocateNYC
    @AdvocateNYC 3 дні тому +1

    Simmons hates the Eagles. He won’t even discuss them or mention the team name. Boston Sports Guy is such a hater.

  • @dizzle3232
    @dizzle3232 3 дні тому

    Can’t talk shit about Yankees path when Celtics had the same shit. Just saying.

  • @juancblancojr6526
    @juancblancojr6526 3 дні тому +1

    How Ironic bill calling out the Yankees easy playoff run, when the Celtics played an injured heat team, injured cavs team, and injured pacers team….

  • @xavierjohnson4496
    @xavierjohnson4496 3 дні тому

    I'm here to repent. I've been on the Steelers all fucking year made consistent money with them and the second tomlin does something I don't agree with starting Russ I pick the jets. Wtf was I thinking. In no world was Tomlin ever losing that game. Idk how I talked myself into the hype train like I did but never again. Go Steelers the rest of the way.

  • @tajmccall
    @tajmccall 3 дні тому

    Reminder that the AL Central basically had 10 game free cushion because of the WHite Sox historically bad team - so yeah everyone in the Central was pretty bad

    • @johnkluge3421
      @johnkluge3421 3 дні тому

      They were terrible. That must be why three of the four teams in the AL division round cane from the Central. You called it dude.

    • @tajmccall
      @tajmccall 3 дні тому

      @@johnkluge3421 As a Twins fan I can tell you...they were not good. Not bad - just not good. As were the Twins.

    • @johnkluge3421
      @johnkluge3421 2 дні тому

      @@tajmccall The playoffs say otherwise. The Guardians were an excellent team that really didn't have a weakness. They were one of the best teams in baseball the entire season.

  • @cw323553
    @cw323553 3 дні тому +3

    Cry baby Bill being jealous loser to start the pod. Classic but hurt Red Sox stuff.

  • @chrisbinder5836
    @chrisbinder5836 3 дні тому +1

    Unwatchable… pop up political ads every 5 minutes.. back to the pop cast

  • @waalms
    @waalms 3 дні тому

    If the teams you root for play in different media market areas -- you're a fraud fan. I can never get over a METS and COWBOYS fan. Trash.

    • @johnkluge3421
      @johnkluge3421 3 дні тому

      So if you move away from where you grew up, you are a fraud fan of the teams you grew up loving? That is an interesting theory