Unlikely Lines From A Romantic Novel | Mock The Week - BBC

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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... The panellists tackle 'Unlikely Lines From A Romantic Novel' in this week's Scenes We'd Like To See.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back on recent events with guests Tom Allen, Maff Brown, Ria Lina, Ed Byrne and Rhys James.
    Mock The Week | Series 19 Episode 6 | BBC
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 83

  • @KillerMeme
    @KillerMeme 3 роки тому +128

    I remember hearing the “woo’d” one and it caught me so off guard I laughed hard enough my chest hurt

    • @recognishan
      @recognishan 3 роки тому +1

      I didn't get it. Could you perchance explain it?

    • @peadarruane6582
      @peadarruane6582 3 роки тому +12

      @@recognishan think speech impediment and the word rude

    • @emilydavids209
      @emilydavids209 Рік тому

      @@peadarruane6582 i think it's not that complicated. it's just that sound similar.

  • @johnrie18
    @johnrie18 3 роки тому +281

    “Turn the light off,” she said.
    “What about the boats?” said the lighthouse keeper.

    • @imammuttaqinashshidiqi8483
      @imammuttaqinashshidiqi8483 3 роки тому +9

      "What about the boats?"
      Said the lighthouse keeper.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 роки тому +11

      Our relationship is on the rocks

    • @jo1stormlord
      @jo1stormlord 3 роки тому +19

      @@romainsavioz5466 she said.
      "I feel that was inevitable." Said the lighthouse keeper.
      "Carry me upstairs." she said.
      "I'd rather not." said the lighthouse keeper.

    • @johnrie18
      @johnrie18 3 роки тому +1

      That's inevitable...

    • @alipbhaumik6242
      @alipbhaumik6242 3 роки тому +6

      That was lit love milton 😂😂

  • @tygrkhat4087
    @tygrkhat4087 3 роки тому +152

    He went down on one knee and asked, "Will you marry me?" She flushed. "Can't you wait until I get out of the bathroom?"

    • @robotcapital4774
      @robotcapital4774 3 роки тому +3

      He went down on one knee and asked, "Will you marry me?" She flushed. "Honestly, your just a piece of shit"

    • @rob-c.
      @rob-c. 2 роки тому +5

      Gary Delaney has done this one already 🙂

  • @lyllydd
    @lyllydd 3 роки тому +28

    I think my hubby has used each and every one of these lines on me at one point or another. That one about restacking the dishwasher always gets me. Oh god, oh god, yes! Do it again! Frying pan and all!

  • @TehMorganator
    @TehMorganator 3 роки тому +102

    Technically, any underwear is edible underwear with enough willpower.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому +2

      Salty Chocolate is going to be a challenge, even on Organic Pima cotton.

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 3 роки тому +4

      I'm now imagining one of those people who eat cars in a relationship with a medieval knight, eating off their plate armour...

    • @flyawaytodie
      @flyawaytodie 2 роки тому

      I've read a story about a man eating his (regular) underwear to avoid being caught for drink driving. Apparently, it worked.

  • @Stephen1965
    @Stephen1965 3 роки тому +19

    Hugh Dennis's joke about making love upstairs on the night bus really tickled me.

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 6 місяців тому +1

    "A grower you call it?" she asked, intrigued after the flaccid disappointment "But whysit stopped half way?" (And so ended the close, but no cigar encounter).

  • @jackgill9163
    @jackgill9163 3 роки тому +6

    She really was woood indeed 😂

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat 3 роки тому +48

    3:45 -- Here in the US, there used to be a calendar called "Porn for Women" that showed good looking, fit guys doing things like washing the dishes, vacuuming, etc... .

  • @MerrickKing
    @MerrickKing 3 роки тому +27

    Mr Darcy had 10 thousand a year smh

  • @sjtimmer7
    @sjtimmer7 3 роки тому +14

    "properly"

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic Рік тому +3

    0:07 Rimmer

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 3 роки тому +23

    ‘She let her fingers walk up the muscled torso, opened her eyes gently and gazed upon the face of her companion only to recoil in horror. “You’re my twin sister’s husband!” “Then who’s in the other room with your sister?”, he asked.’

  • @iim4xii129
    @iim4xii129 3 роки тому +4

    3:31 - 3:39 Pissed my sides, fuckin crying!

  • @isthynamewart
    @isthynamewart 3 роки тому +37

    Ed Byrne.

    • @sarahjones8396
      @sarahjones8396 3 роки тому +4

      “That thing I love...stack the dishwasher perfectly”!!

    • @thejordyoshi
      @thejordyoshi 3 роки тому

      Indeed.

    • @Codex7777
      @Codex7777 3 роки тому

      ...is a crap comedian? I'm assuming you wanted us to finish the sentence? :)

    • @emporioalnino4670
      @emporioalnino4670 3 роки тому +4

      Sounds like a nasty injury

  • @DarylVanHumbeck
    @DarylVanHumbeck 3 роки тому +19

    Man, I laughed at every single joke this time around! Not bad for someone who's never visited England...

  • @arthurtaylor2593
    @arthurtaylor2593 8 місяців тому

    That last one felt very personal, Ed...

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 3 роки тому +2

    Lets see how this works out, we can play in the comments… _”unlikely lines from a condom commercial”_

  • @m4yf1eld62
    @m4yf1eld62 3 роки тому +10

    Who is here after seeing notification 😆🤣🤔

  • @useranony_755
    @useranony_755 3 роки тому +1

    Love video nog

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 роки тому +6

    And as she picked up her cellphone to call him, he answered, and she said, “We did it joe, you’re going to be the next president of the United States!” And as that happened a lot of people were celebrating.

  • @denisesousa5153
    @denisesousa5153 3 роки тому +1

    LOL

  • @Sofia-qn6fs
    @Sofia-qn6fs 3 роки тому +2

    Lol 😂

  • @amosb1452
    @amosb1452 3 роки тому +3

    🤣😂🤣

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 3 роки тому +5

    The "I didn't fancy her father" joke was taken from a Harry Enfield sketch.

  • @MS-xk1ne
    @MS-xk1ne 3 роки тому +4

    How is this show still going? 🙄Dekw it's in my feed either.

    • @PancakezXD
      @PancakezXD 3 роки тому +8

      You can tell UA-cam that you don't like content like this (i.e. the "Not Interested" button) to have it not appear in your feed. 👀 it's because you keep clicking on it and commenting that it thinks you like it

    • @MS-xk1ne
      @MS-xk1ne 3 роки тому

      @@PancakezXD literally never clicked on it until just nor watched somethin like this...

  • @endlessmasks
    @endlessmasks 3 роки тому +1

    are all romantic novels hetero?

    • @PriffyViole
      @PriffyViole 2 роки тому +3

      Most of the bad ones are.

  • @kylewilliams5761
    @kylewilliams5761 3 роки тому +6

    Now the rubbish ones are making the good ones rubbish.!!!

  • @patwarburtonr7488
    @patwarburtonr7488 3 роки тому +3

    Each day draws us closer to the return of our Lord Jesus Christ and many are still not saved!

    • @ViolentFEAR
      @ViolentFEAR 3 роки тому +1

      All are saved. Don't doubt Christ.

    • @cideryeti7957
      @cideryeti7957 3 роки тому +8

      jesus saves but Shearer gets the rebound.

    • @Trek001
      @Trek001 2 роки тому +1

      @@cideryeti7957 That's epic

  • @Ickiesgal
    @Ickiesgal 3 роки тому +5

    Not funny anymore. It’s like they’ve run out of humor. Anyway spam this epi is. Very disappointing

  • @moonglum101
    @moonglum101 3 роки тому

    Canned laughter? Don't even bother!

    • @davimurph
      @davimurph 3 роки тому +8

      It's not canned. They literally showed the audience laughing on Zoom

    • @moonglum101
      @moonglum101 3 роки тому +2

      @@davimurph you think they recorded the audio from everybody's zoom? They may have had an audience on zoom but that was definitely canned laughter. Think about it a bit more.

    • @ragdoll86
      @ragdoll86 3 роки тому +1

      They probably used the audience's laughter from old episodes like in the compilation episodes.

  • @zoebot85
    @zoebot85 3 роки тому +2

    why always heteronormative jokes!??? even with a gay comedian:(

  • @GiratinaGX
    @GiratinaGX 3 роки тому +4

    The ....woman(?) in the red dress is not funny.

    • @dickshneeze4566
      @dickshneeze4566 3 роки тому +26

      Comedy is subjective, some people might find her funny some might not. That’s why they have 5 other comedians so everyone has a favourite. If you don’t like her then don’t watch her, or just wait 5 seconds for her to say her joke I literally don’t know why you think it’s necessary to state your opinion in the comments when it has such an easy fix.

    • @daviesdavies538
      @daviesdavies538 3 роки тому +16

      @@dickshneeze4566 this is so true. I didn't find some of them funny either but like you said, comedy is subjective. We can't all like the same things

    • @dickshneeze4566
      @dickshneeze4566 3 роки тому +14

      @@daviesdavies538 exactly, at least you’re mature enough to realise this, unlike some people....

    • @GiratinaGX
      @GiratinaGX 3 роки тому +2

      @@dickshneeze4566 So... why do you feel the need to state yours and explain?

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 роки тому +2

      @@GiratinaGX only your point of view

  • @borleyboo5613
    @borleyboo5613 3 роки тому

    Utter rubbish now. I didn’t even smirk.

  • @Andrew-ki5jz
    @Andrew-ki5jz 3 роки тому

    SWITCH OFF ALL BBC TV,RADIO ,GET RATINGS DOWN DOWN DOWN THIS CHRISTMAS DONT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH BBC GOOD BRITISH PEOPLE TURN IT ALL OFF

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 3 роки тому +8

      But apparently the BBC's UA-cam channel is perfectly acceptable to watch?

    • @cideryeti7957
      @cideryeti7957 3 роки тому +1

      You should know that Brits don't like being shouted at and told what to do.
      So piss off and turn off caps lock.

  • @69mosshead
    @69mosshead 3 роки тому +8

    Dear god MTW is lame these days.

    • @ArminGrewe
      @ArminGrewe 3 роки тому +12

      At least it's not as repetitive as you......