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  • @patricklippert8345
    @patricklippert8345 15 днів тому +5078

    UA-cam in 2007: Plankton Farts and Dies
    UA-cam in 2024: Plankton F*rts and Unalives

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 11 днів тому +140

      There's a 7 second video about a hotdog that's demonetized for the word" "hell yeah" in the title.

    • @yyjjll
      @yyjjll 10 днів тому +18

      @@jwalster9412 What's the title?

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 9 днів тому +20

      @@yyjjll the title is literally "hell yeah"

    • @deathtogabi3867
      @deathtogabi3867 9 днів тому +4

      ​@@jwalster9412who cares youtubes monetization is chump change

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 8 днів тому +3

      @@deathtogabi3867 what

  • @eveninacrowdedroom
    @eveninacrowdedroom 17 днів тому +23912

    The existence of the word 'Unalived' is my 13th reason

    • @bentucker5438
      @bentucker5438 17 днів тому +947

      To unalive yourself?

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 17 днів тому +689

      To self-delete

    • @yjlom
      @yjlom 17 днів тому +628

      to retire from living at the age of young

    • @curranissimo
      @curranissimo 17 днів тому +522

      I love Ray William Johnson but if hear him refer to a gun as a "pew pew" one more time I think I'll unalive myself

    • @hulyaterzi8560
      @hulyaterzi8560 17 днів тому +191

      To commit battery low

  • @notrod5341
    @notrod5341 17 днів тому +8103

    UA-cam making the word "Suicide" a naughty word makes me pretty angry. Saying someone "unalived themselves" sounds stupid and makes it into a joke.
    Edit: if you're offering alternative euphemisms, you're missing the point, I don't want a less stupid sounding term, I want important topics to be discussed frankly.

    • @mirkomarkovic3438
      @mirkomarkovic3438 12 днів тому +524

      It's the old "if we can't see it, it's not there"

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard 11 днів тому

      @@mirkomarkovic3438 History rhymes

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 11 днів тому +176

      Or, They unfortunately, extinguished themselves from existence.

    • @scribblecloud
      @scribblecloud 11 днів тому +136

      EXACTLY ITS SO DUMB

    • @Plaid-Radar
      @Plaid-Radar 11 днів тому +74

      Or they cancelled their subscription to life

  • @mcd9468
    @mcd9468 17 днів тому +9188

    I read sweating by accident, for a moment I wonder how much of a difference could be noticable from sweating on UA-cam before vs now.

    • @ManCarryingThing
      @ManCarryingThing  17 днів тому +2151

      peaople sweat more these days now due to because of the political times are stressful

    • @arthurbriand2175
      @arthurbriand2175 17 днів тому +133

      The absorbant materials technology has made leaps and bonds in the last few years.

    • @alcedob.5850
      @alcedob.5850 17 днів тому +133

      ​@@ManCarryingThingalso climate change

    • @onedeadsaint
      @onedeadsaint 17 днів тому +71

      ​@@ManCarryingThingalso climate change

    • @d_strong6556
      @d_strong6556 17 днів тому +59

      ​@@ManCarryingThing also climate change

  • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
    @SOBEKCrocodileGod 16 днів тому +1311

    Y’all ever be watching a serious video about a real crime but then the narrator says “unalive” or “game end” instead of kill

    • @HimeLowii
      @HimeLowii 12 днів тому +141

      Yeah, or censored serious things like rape or suicide or pedophilia; even the people on comments censure themselves

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod 11 днів тому +76

      @@HimeLowii to be fair, we often censor comments because UA-cam has a bot that automatically removes them if they have certain words. It doesn’t always do that though, it’s pretty inconsistent

    • @HimeLowii
      @HimeLowii 11 днів тому +55

      @@SOBEKCrocodileGod yeah, I know. I still think that is not alright, people need to know the bad stuff in life too. Not knowing then would do more harm than reading or hearing them on social media because they aren't "nice words"

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod 11 днів тому +29

      @@HimeLowii I agree. The bots also sometimes even delete comments that don’t say anything explicit or dark either. UA-cam needs to get their shit together.

    • @RadishShifu
      @RadishShifu 10 днів тому +20

      ⁠those youtube comment bots are the most annoying shit ever, if i say something with any kind of “offensive language” i have to double check my comments to make sure it doesn’t shadow ban my comment

  • @PaintingWinterMusic
    @PaintingWinterMusic 17 днів тому +5539

    Unfortunately this will probably be Man Carrying Thing's last video, since he will be going to h*** as punishment for saying that word.

    • @ManCarryingThing
      @ManCarryingThing  17 днів тому +976

      dont even joke im so scared of devil

    • @YonkaLmao
      @YonkaLmao 17 днів тому +83

      *h311

    • @Laezar1
      @Laezar1 17 днів тому +42

      damn he's getting free harp lessons? lucky

    • @CaptHayfever
      @CaptHayfever 17 днів тому +7

      @@Laezar1 How did somebody beat me to the Monkees joke!?

    • @Laezar1
      @Laezar1 17 днів тому +4

      @@CaptHayfever I actually do not have that reference, I'm curious now ^^

  • @tankatankatanka
    @tankatankatanka 17 днів тому +4378

    I have children in my basement

    • @ManCarryingThing
      @ManCarryingThing  17 днів тому +1669

      nice dude make sure they're fed

    • @VapeDeus
      @VapeDeus 17 днів тому +217

      Can I have one

    • @GabePerez7050Real
      @GabePerez7050Real 17 днів тому +69

      @@ManCarryingThing daddy

    • @GabePerez7050Real
      @GabePerez7050Real 17 днів тому +34

      Give them to me, brother and I’ll make them into little daddy‘s assistance very obedient assistance

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 17 днів тому +56

      How did that get in there? You should clean up more often.

  • @basicindiebro
    @basicindiebro 17 днів тому +3079

    Man Carrying Profanity

    • @dudethedude1220
      @dudethedude1220 17 днів тому +23

      Profanity is a naughty word! HOW DARE YOU SAY IT! What’s next, you’re going to say you’re TRIGGERED!

    • @kumi6797
      @kumi6797 16 днів тому +10

      watch your profanity

    • @kleine.kleeblatt
      @kleine.kleeblatt 16 днів тому

      999th like, 1000th liker you're welcome

    • @sutirk
      @sutirk 16 днів тому +3

      Man cursing thing

    • @randombingusenjoyer
      @randombingusenjoyer 12 днів тому +1

      @@kleine.kleeblatt you act like thats an accomplishment

  • @Elongated_Muskrat
    @Elongated_Muskrat 17 днів тому +2051

    Won’t someone think of the advertisers.

    • @greenstarlover1
      @greenstarlover1 16 днів тому +203

      Yes, those poor hentai mobile games and scams advertisers. I heard they're squimish 🥺

    • @vlc-cosplayer
      @vlc-cosplayer 15 днів тому +77

      I do when I update my adblocker 😇

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 15 днів тому +47

      I think of them.
      As targets.

    • @C-Midori
      @C-Midori 13 днів тому +8

      Humanity is doomed, maaaaan…

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 13 днів тому +6

      MR. ADVERTISER GET DOWN!

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 16 днів тому +547

    The sheer amount of “workaround” words that have been spawned just to communicate through censors with some efficacy is a sign that the dystopia is already upon us.

    • @florinivan6907
      @florinivan6907 16 днів тому +106

      The real issue is that people are playing by the rules of the system. Rules that only get worse and worse. People still assume that if they play by the rules then one day magically the system will stop screwing with them. In fact the opposite happens. The system escalates making up new and worse rules. People are too naive to realise that if you play by the rules of the powerful the powerful won't suddenly become nice.

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 16 днів тому +50

      @@florinivan6907 exactly. Hence why if I find myself drifting towards “censor-approved” wording, I’ll either use the original word and damn the consequences, or simply remove the comment entirely.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 15 днів тому +6

      I use homoglyphs

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 14 днів тому +38

      i find workaround words to be disrespectful and dampens the the issues they're describing like s-cide, r-pe, etc

    • @sahaquiel4640
      @sahaquiel4640 13 днів тому

      @@davidwuhrer6704 lol homoglyph

  • @lazarpeuraca9618
    @lazarpeuraca9618 17 днів тому +1856

    Ah yes, the olden age of UA-cam, characterised by dutch angles.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 17 днів тому +34

      God this made me snort

    • @papaduck5251
      @papaduck5251 17 днів тому +79

      @@mollusckscramp4124 god made me short

    • @joshuaizly5502
      @joshuaizly5502 17 днів тому +4

      Same goes for the Sopranos

    • @hambor12
      @hambor12 17 днів тому +96

      An entire visual style pioneered by Doug Walker’s inability to set up a film camera
      Something he still struggles with to this day despite spending decades wishing to be a filmmaker and making an entire career out of media analysis

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu 17 днів тому +28

      And the gentle hum of the MiniDVD spinning in the Handycam.

  • @iseethesea
    @iseethesea 17 днів тому +1108

    I can’t believe those 2007 UA-camrs! Swearing before 30 seconds?! Are they mad?!

    • @Djadou
      @Djadou 16 днів тому +18

      That’s a lot of youtubers

    • @Juleru
      @Juleru 16 днів тому +7

      What's the 30 second thing about?

    • @SomeGuyUsingTheInternet
      @SomeGuyUsingTheInternet 16 днів тому +34

      ​@@Juleru If you swear before the 30 sec mark your video is automatically demonetized

    • @mckenziemcquarry9209
      @mckenziemcquarry9209 15 днів тому +7

      Back in the day when vids were only 10 minutes long the 30 second mark was like the 20 minute by modern day standards.

    • @Juleru
      @Juleru 15 днів тому +3

      @@SomeGuyUsingTheInternet Thanks. That's weird...

  • @CommanderFox00
    @CommanderFox00 17 днів тому +683

    As a fart survivor I can confirm that the medical condition described in the first half of the video is nonexistent.

    • @ManCarryingThing
      @ManCarryingThing  17 днів тому +200

      flagged for misinfo

    • @dezcubing5844
      @dezcubing5844 16 днів тому +3

      Liar

    • @Verxinn
      @Verxinn 16 днів тому +1

      source??

    • @aperson1754
      @aperson1754 16 днів тому +5

      ​@Verxinn My source is that I made it the................................... hell up

    • @philipsalama8083
      @philipsalama8083 16 днів тому +4

      No, flatulence often accompanies death. When you're dying, you begin to lose control of your bowels. Often this leads to an accident, but often it just causes you to fart.

  • @journeytotheotherside
    @journeytotheotherside 17 днів тому +819

    This will be my last time commenting on Man’s channel, my mom said she doesn’t like him cursing and I can’t watch anymore

    • @ManCarryingThing
      @ManCarryingThing  17 днів тому +324

      you should never speak to her again

    • @SergioEduP
      @SergioEduP 17 днів тому

      @@ManCarryingThing should we all collectively throw fish at her?

    • @empash
      @empash 17 днів тому +94

      @@ManCarryingThingokay Mr. Thing, I will no longer speak to journeytotheotherside's mom, although this will surely put a strain on our relationship

    • @El_Presidente_5337
      @El_Presidente_5337 17 днів тому +25

      ​@@empash
      I never liked her anyways.

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 16 днів тому +3

      ​@@empashDon't have to talk to (censored).

  • @blakearius
    @blakearius 16 днів тому +102

    I think the craziest thing is the word "Abu_e" is treated the same as the word Voldemort.. Like wasn't the literal story point that by ignoring his existence you can't solve any problems.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 15 днів тому +22

      I think that's the point. Censorship makes it possible to continue the acts without anyone talking about it.

    • @shawerful5209
      @shawerful5209 12 днів тому

      ​@@davidwuhrer6704 humanity is evil, so i have no doubt that this can be one of the possibilities

  • @TheUnluckyTug_official
    @TheUnluckyTug_official 16 днів тому +56

    And then UA-cam sets the video as "Made for Kids" anyways

    • @ElementalDomino2007
      @ElementalDomino2007 10 днів тому

      to avoid that you can try not making videos about a children's cartoon

    • @Lunar_Cat98
      @Lunar_Cat98 8 днів тому

      @@ElementalDomino2007 tO aVOid THaT bitch the majority of most "childrens" cartoons fandoms aren't even children. Plus youtube kids exists

    • @ElectroBlastLuigi
      @ElectroBlastLuigi 8 днів тому +2

      @@ElementalDomino2007 You missed the whole point there whether you seen his videos or not. People like UnluckyTug and I make videos for general audiences that grew up with certain content. We do it for enjoyment and share interests. Marking our content as "made for kids" restricted us from important features that even makes UA-cam, UA-cam. While also damaging the exposure to the algorithm. For those trying to make money, it hurts those UA-camrs even more who just wanted to do UA-cam and freelance for a living.

    • @Shadowpill1
      @Shadowpill1 7 днів тому +5

      Yea I hate it when I want to watch a cartoon from my childhood so I could read what other people's thoughts about it just so the comments are disabled which it's very sad to know how so many comments in the past have been lost forever due to this annoying feature

  • @ZippydaSquirl
    @ZippydaSquirl 17 днів тому +49

    2007 Internet Ad: Corporate mascot in a family sitcom situation, still image in the corner of the page. Bears selling toilet paper, cavemen selling car insurance, what have you.
    2007 Internet video: Teenagers brutally murder an old man using hammers. Traumatic. Night terrors for a week. Easily accessible video to the effect that it briefly was a bait-and-switch link much like Rickrolling is today.
    2024 Internet video: Person clearly terrified to say anything politically incorrect for a minimum of 30 seconds. Entire channels create new systems of self censorship so UA-cam doesn't "UA-cam!" them over.
    2024 Internet Ad: Pregnant Elsa cuts open her toe, green goop squirts out. Her toe is sucked by Jax Circus, who is also pregnant. He shows his appreciation by farting. Unskippable video. Ad 1 of 5.

    • @eneco3965
      @eneco3965 16 днів тому +9

      Damn, can't wait to see how much worse it gets

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 9 днів тому +1

      Rt game reference spotted

  • @SalemTechsperts
    @SalemTechsperts 14 днів тому +83

    The word Uranus got me demonetized on a video that did nearly 2 million views 🫠

    • @cosmo1377
      @cosmo1377 10 днів тому +3

      oms salemtechsperts

    • @decent_KH101
      @decent_KH101 5 днів тому

      -I was randomly scrolling
      -randomly found this video
      -randomly click on it
      -randomly scrolling comments
      -randomly found you here

    • @Thibaut_Guerquin
      @Thibaut_Guerquin 4 дні тому +2

      ​@@decent_KH101there is nothing random my friend ;)

  • @anothermartz
    @anothermartz 17 днів тому +140

    It's funny listening to a true crime story that describes a horrific event but also censors every word that has anything to do with the situation to trick UA-cam into thinking it's not actually all about a rape murder suicide.
    It ends up sounding like a 2000s rap song playing on the radio.

    • @kahvipaputyyppi
      @kahvipaputyyppi 13 днів тому +22

      Yes! It's super annoying to try to understand what the hell happened when the whole sentence is just silent. 🙉

    • @I_might_be_asj
      @I_might_be_asj 10 днів тому +6

      Makes me wanna unsub man, it's everywhere

  • @revengefrommars
    @revengefrommars 17 днів тому +152

    Fuck censorship. It will always fail. Every case of censoring happening I've run into online I've been able to defeat with pig Latin. Then there were the Discovery channel forums which would change the word "farther" to "****her". The game Golf With Your Friends censors one of my friends' names (killobyte) entirely, because it contains "kill". But the word "coprophage" is perfectly fine.

    • @Tuaron
      @Tuaron 17 днів тому +37

      I remember an online game site that used to censor "Seattle". Never did figure out why, but it always cracked up my group of friends.

    • @NeutralDrow
      @NeutralDrow 12 днів тому +18

      Ah, the "Scunthorpe Problem."
      I still remember this poor guy on Twitter who shared a screenshot of a game he played that had the "middle of the word asterisk censorship" system. And unfortunately, his name was Nasser.

    • @kermit4036
      @kermit4036 11 днів тому +26

      Censorship is like telling a man he can't eat a steak because a baby next to him can't chew it

    • @_zoid
      @_zoid 10 днів тому +8

      Neopets. You can’t say basement because it contains the word semen. Similarly, skill, grape, document… And uncle, for some reason.

    • @PC-coolant-pipe-sucker
      @PC-coolant-pipe-sucker 10 днів тому

      @@NeutralDrow Why would it censor "Nasser" anyways?

  • @MILOPETIT
    @MILOPETIT 17 днів тому +55

    I remember a decade ago there was a cartoon where Deadpool said "I'm gonna go in there and unalive them" and then complains about how he can't say the K word and I thought that was the funniest shit back then, although it does hit different now

    • @chainsawblood1765
      @chainsawblood1765 16 днів тому +14

      Ultimate Spider-Man. I remember thinking the same back then and then it started being used more and more...

    • @GeorgeDCowley
      @GeorgeDCowley 15 днів тому +2

      I was distressed back then, though I was very contrarian.

    • @killerratchet1973
      @killerratchet1973 12 днів тому +2

      It makes you wonder what people will do if that can't be said anymore too

    • @MILOPETIT
      @MILOPETIT 12 днів тому +2

      @@killerratchet1973 We'll always invent new ways to circumvent censorship

    • @onlyfrog
      @onlyfrog 4 дні тому

      same...

  • @vibrantgleam
    @vibrantgleam 17 днів тому +63

    Ikr the internet used to not be censored. I hate that it is now.

    • @SackboyLBP
      @SackboyLBP 16 днів тому +6

      Me too

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 15 днів тому +1

      The internet treats censorship as damage and routes around it. That's why spam advertising persists.
      It is only monopolistic centralised software-as-a-service someone-else's-computers that get away with content filtering. Nobody else can afford to.
      To sift through the massive amounts of data they have to use AI: Africains invisibles.

    • @explodyz
      @explodyz 10 днів тому +12

      The internet shouldn't be made for children, it's absurd that it is

    • @Susemo1337
      @Susemo1337 9 днів тому

      Remember when you could say "f@ģğ0t" without getting banned? Not just that but people on the internet insulted eachother with thet word all the time.

  • @MasterEth
    @MasterEth 17 днів тому +267

    i love how he waits 30 seconds and then EXACTLY at 31 he did it

    • @caseygreyson4178
      @caseygreyson4178 17 днів тому +3

      I don’t get it😔

    • @ivaerz4977
      @ivaerz4977 17 днів тому +1

      I don't get it 😔

    • @Chase_the_Great
      @Chase_the_Great 17 днів тому +50

      @@caseygreyson4178 If a creator swears in the first 15 seconds of a video they aren’t allowed to have monetization. Though this rule has been revised to 30 seconds and some ads, roughly a year ago.

    • @caseygreyson4178
      @caseygreyson4178 17 днів тому +2

      @@Chase_the_Great Thank you!!!

    • @ary2766
      @ary2766 17 днів тому

      ​@@Chase_the_Great what a stupid
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      fucking rule

  • @themanonguitar3398
    @themanonguitar3398 17 днів тому +786

    I loved it when he said "it's kidnapping a homeless woman to a chair and throwing raw salmon at her for five and a half hours time" and then kidnapped a homeless woman, tied her to a chair and threw raw salmon at her all over the place

    • @lasonris8934
      @lasonris8934 17 днів тому +10

      booo

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 17 днів тому +27

      @@lasonris8934
      Don’t, I’m scared of ghosts

    • @gtdc4685
      @gtdc4685 17 днів тому +5

      @chinsaw2727 👻

    • @wolfc9078
      @wolfc9078 17 днів тому +3

      The.. uhh… Morbius, yes..
      (Just to clarify, He said this in a different skit)

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 16 днів тому +1

      @@gtdc4685
      NOOOOOOO

  • @NintendoTransformer
    @NintendoTransformer 14 днів тому +19

    *words I have actually for real seen get censored on UA-cam:*
    -God
    -Die/Death/kill
    -Covid
    -Transgender
    -Blood
    -Racism/racist
    -Gun
    -Shoot/shot
    -Stab
    -Body
    UA-cam seems to be under the impression that if any ever so slightly controversial or aggressive word is brought up, people are gonna get offended and leave the site. Or that kid’s minds are gonna be traumatized for life or something. Despite the fact that kids already know what most of (if not all of) these words mean.

    • @BurgerFan27
      @BurgerFan27 14 днів тому +9

      I've seen "black" censored

    • @ConrailSD80MAC
      @ConrailSD80MAC 10 днів тому +4

      Don't forget about gender and father

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 9 днів тому +3

      I’ve seen the word “hate” be censored

    • @BurgerFan27
      @BurgerFan27 9 днів тому

      Why!?

    • @judgingfox4470
      @judgingfox4470 8 днів тому +1

      I’ve heard the word “weed” be censored

  • @guineapiggames8208
    @guineapiggames8208 16 днів тому +83

    Every time I hear a UA-cam video say “unalived” I want to chuck my phone at the wall

    • @CasualCat64
      @CasualCat64 2 дні тому

      They can always say passed away that’s existed for years

  • @whizzerbrown1349
    @whizzerbrown1349 12 днів тому +16

    Watched a video recently that beeped out the word “cheat” repeatedly

    • @ElementalDomino2007
      @ElementalDomino2007 10 днів тому

      r.i.p. karl jobst

    • @rayvega3163
      @rayvega3163 8 днів тому +4

      ……..fucking hell, no wonder original founders of UA-cam really hate what UA-cam has become.

  • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
    @RiseOfTheKumquat67 17 днів тому +26

    Remember when the word "Grapeist" was the premise for a WKUK sketch and not the actual term that people used to describe the sex crime?

  • @daggieYT
    @daggieYT 17 днів тому +354

    he never misses to *unalive* all of us and *corner* us in his basement

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 17 днів тому +23

    It's even worse when the video's about a serious topic or crime, and nobody can even say the word of that topic or crime. Trivializes it.

  • @bigpapamagoo8696
    @bigpapamagoo8696 16 днів тому +158

    I know this is meant to be a comedy video but it really is depressing how people can get away with saying 'hell' on UA-cam these days as long as they wait sixty seconds

    • @serioussilliness2064
      @serioussilliness2064 15 днів тому +21

      There are fools who unironically think like this

    • @David280GG
      @David280GG 12 днів тому +1

      ​@@serioussilliness2064fr tho 😭

    • @jonny-nava-367
      @jonny-nava-367 11 днів тому +9

      Hell shouldn't be a curse word these days, it's just a religious invention. Hell, even the word fuck should be PG-13 at this point, but they want to go back to the 30', where everyone got shocked hearing the word damn.

    • @PC-coolant-pipe-sucker
      @PC-coolant-pipe-sucker 10 днів тому

      @@jonny-nava-367 Not an invention. It was not created in the Bible
      Or I am theologically stupid and are commiting heresy saying those words

    • @jpc2470
      @jpc2470 10 днів тому +2

      @@jonny-nava-367op is joking

  • @birdwatching_u_back
    @birdwatching_u_back 16 днів тому +38

    When I was in high school, we used this website called Schoology. It would censor really banal words and replace them with three asterisks.
    Needless to say, I went bonkers when I saw what Schoology’s algorithm did to Harper Lee’s beloved classic “To *** a Mockingbird” 💀

  • @gamesdeen3768
    @gamesdeen3768 16 днів тому +53

    I'm gonna do a major oopsie to myself that will put me in the forever box if UA-cam wont stop censoring the word "suicide"

    • @alloounou6900
      @alloounou6900 11 днів тому +13

      The horizontal janitor closet is certainly an unpleasant place to enter too early.

  • @JaredJeyaretnam
    @JaredJeyaretnam 17 днів тому +26

    RTGame making “UA-cam” his replacement for a swear word cracks me up every time.

  • @azurewraith2585
    @azurewraith2585 16 днів тому +10

    I think my favorite dynamic is that many creators now purposefully put swearing in their videos so they arnt flagged into UA-cam kids content. ironically incentivizing creators into making UA-cam less kid friendly after all

  • @miklosmadarasz3925
    @miklosmadarasz3925 17 днів тому +160

    No need to thank me
    00:00 begining
    00:01 why plankton farts and dies is allegory of modern art
    00:02 god is dead
    00:03 Jimmy Falon is bad
    00:04 ending kindah
    00:36 true ending

    • @djamtz
      @djamtz 17 днів тому

      Dang, and Jimmy`s has celebrated 10 years of his show on Tuesday

    • @miklosmadarasz3925
      @miklosmadarasz3925 17 днів тому

      @@RKP-kn2dj sadly yt killing this channel so you have to pay now

    • @ianjackson9852
      @ianjackson9852 17 днів тому

      This really is our Jujutsu best youtube comment ever

    • @TedEhioghae
      @TedEhioghae 16 днів тому

      GOD is not dead.

  • @Poke238s
    @Poke238s 11 днів тому +6

    The word “Unalive” ticks me off so damn much. It sounds so unserious and just makes me pissed for no reason.

  • @HyLion
    @HyLion 17 днів тому +75

    You are right, man carrying thing. It is rather humorous how things change with time

    • @ManCarryingThing
      @ManCarryingThing  17 днів тому +48

      makes you think

    • @JudgeEomer
      @JudgeEomer 17 днів тому +8

      I'm against it.

    • @D.S.handle
      @D.S.handle 17 днів тому +1

      Indeed. The times they are a-changin’.

    • @eneco3965
      @eneco3965 16 днів тому +4

      @@JudgeEomer This but unironically

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 17 днів тому +78

    Then there are the guys who swear because they don't care about being demonetized or age restricted. Shoutout to those champs.

    • @keithklassen5320
      @keithklassen5320 16 днів тому +8

      They are even cooler than "Gangsta Spongebob Meme".

    • @thefantasylife2267
      @thefantasylife2267 8 днів тому +5

      It’s not much but it’s honest fucking work

  • @jackthereader
    @jackthereader 17 днів тому +54

    This reminds me of stumbling across a Shane Dawson video back in the day and seeing the guy make jokes about racism, rape, homophobia, misogyny, suicide, self-harm, more misogyny, and child abuse for ten minutes, in what was basically a piece of children’s entertainment.

    • @iLLNUGUMUFAN
      @iLLNUGUMUFAN 11 днів тому +4

      What the hell

    • @PC-coolant-pipe-sucker
      @PC-coolant-pipe-sucker 10 днів тому

      Do not share the name, as the agents will go to it and get this piece of history removed.
      This is a sentence I never wanted to say in English, it was said in Polish way too many times during the German and then Russian occupation.

    • @robertcooper4th259
      @robertcooper4th259 9 днів тому +1

      No worries there’s children’s books about subjects on par and worse than that but they’re not using the ideas for comedy, they’re just trying to be dark

  • @SirEriol
    @SirEriol 17 днів тому +18

    UA-cam be liek "Imma make things needlesly complicated for the content creators that sustain my entire platform", instead of, you know, actually coming up with ideas to make this site a healthier space for everybody.

    • @GeorgeDCowley
      @GeorgeDCowley 16 днів тому

      *Site.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 15 днів тому

      ​@@GeorgeDCowley*Shite

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 15 днів тому +1

      From Alphabet's perspective, the content creators (that is, the users) don't sustain the platform, they are a cost position. UA-cam is already the biggest data host (or "content provider") by far, and every minute, more content gets added, most of which hardly anyone ever sees.
      What sustains the platform is ripping off advertisers.

  • @_ikako_
    @_ikako_ 16 днів тому +15

    nothing makes you feel more like a grown-up then watching Smosh videos on your brand new smartphone (it runs on Android 1.0, has a screen the size of a thumbtack and can just about stream a UA-cam video in 480p) and hearing them swear more times than your parents when they have their 'debates'

  • @gareith6464
    @gareith6464 17 днів тому +46

    Today I learned that Plankton had a British grandson and was also a woman

  • @HorizonOfHope
    @HorizonOfHope 17 днів тому +13

    You forgot the part when you get a copyright strike for using “Hell” which is an officially licensed trademark of Disney. Like everything else.

  • @a.m.mourning
    @a.m.mourning 17 днів тому +162

    The pilgrims left England because of this

    • @funnycat9962
      @funnycat9962 14 днів тому +2

      Because they weren’t allowed to swear in the first thirty seconds of a UA-cam video?

    • @huks9380
      @huks9380 14 днів тому +6

      Yes, I'm sure those Christian purists were absolutely outraged at the idea of censoring foul language. How dare the Church of England impose such strict regulations on UA-cam videos?

    • @NeutralDrow
      @NeutralDrow 12 днів тому +3

      Incorrect. They left England because they wanted to _do_ this.

  • @GreenNinjaTea
    @GreenNinjaTea 17 днів тому +14

    Its alwways weridly refreshing and surprisinh going back and hearing youtubers swear like sailors.

  • @vinkakrilina
    @vinkakrilina 17 днів тому +14

    My favourite thing about 2007 era of youtube was when an american suddenly became british if someone insulted the way their family member died.

  • @jarp_carp
    @jarp_carp 17 днів тому +55

    Man Swearing Thing

    • @bekaz13
      @bekaz13 16 днів тому +3

      swear-y-ing?

  • @nemoniemand9264
    @nemoniemand9264 16 днів тому +14

    I like how before we liked the content before the form, and now the form is the content. Algorithm as a safe-for-kids aesthethic, while grown ups drown and censor themselves in profitable censorship

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 15 днів тому +1

      The healthier and greener internet, where children are not allowed and everything is harmonised to be safe for children.

  • @RAVID752
    @RAVID752 17 днів тому +58

    Plankton Farts and Dies backstory🤯🤯🤯 man never dies always farts

  • @AdrianoGames
    @AdrianoGames 16 днів тому +12

    The camera lens and position actually gave me nostalgia.

  • @RandosLocal252
    @RandosLocal252 17 днів тому +6

    I'll be darned if UA-cam isn't going to heck in a handbasket.

  • @user-dr8et4kt7r
    @user-dr8et4kt7r 17 днів тому +103

    Isn’t it funny how man carries the thing and then uploads!

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 17 днів тому

      I think he uploaded it while carrying it

  • @Scp4521
    @Scp4521 17 днів тому +10

    When I was in elementary school, I saw a video where someone called someone else their bitch and i thought "wow, thats a fun word" and called some other students my bitch and only now am i realizing how funny that was.

    • @rayvega3163
      @rayvega3163 8 днів тому +1

      LMAOOOO that’s sheer gold. I bet that put you in lot of trouble 😂

    • @Scp4521
      @Scp4521 8 днів тому +1

      @@rayvega3163 I don't remember if I did, but probably yeah

  • @big_grub
    @big_grub 17 днів тому +21

    Second part just felt like a Vsauce vid

  • @Caraviaggio
    @Caraviaggio 17 днів тому +8

    He extended the word "hell" enough to not get age restricted, the absolute legend

  • @MachiavellianPenguin1234
    @MachiavellianPenguin1234 17 днів тому +19

    Sorry the word “Man Carrying Thing” is considered to be offensive by advertisers after last week’s incident. Enjoyed you while you lasted

    • @ManCarryingThing
      @ManCarryingThing  17 днів тому +12

      stuff i did in 2007 keeps coming back to bite me

    • @onedeadsaint
      @onedeadsaint 17 днів тому +5

      ​@@ManCarryingThingI remember that myspace post you made... you know which one

  • @JacquesDePincho
    @JacquesDePincho 17 днів тому +13

    man i swear this channel makes me feel so stupid, there is not a single skit I have understood. his comedy is beyond us

    • @ManCarryingThing
      @ManCarryingThing  17 днів тому +35

      its ok you're probably the only smart one

    • @nomelet5441
      @nomelet5441 15 днів тому +2

      I understand most of them and honestly I feel dumber because of it.

  • @Falkriim
    @Falkriim 10 днів тому +4

    Late 2000’s early 2010’s internet was peak. Minus Fred of course

  • @captaincalamity4909
    @captaincalamity4909 17 днів тому +17

    He never FUCKING misses the absolute MOTHERFUCKING legend

  • @invurret9533
    @invurret9533 16 днів тому +12

    I UA-cam hate all the censoring done on this site

  • @4546Bean
    @4546Bean 17 днів тому +11

    Thanks for the 4:3 aspect ratio, I wouldn’t have been able to tell it was old w/o it!

  • @KittyPieVibes
    @KittyPieVibes 12 днів тому +2

    I interpreted the pause as him scanning the ever growing list of banned words that will get your video flagged

  • @robertwild9447
    @robertwild9447 17 днів тому +18

    Yippee Ki-Yay, Mr. Falcon

  • @Lumberjack_Linnie
    @Lumberjack_Linnie 17 днів тому +26

    English is not my native language. I wondered why anyone would swear on UA-cam. On your life or on the grave of someone important, sure, but UA-cam? Took me 9 seconds to realize that the other meaning of swearing was meant.

  • @setsers1
    @setsers1 11 днів тому +5

    2016's Profanity Policy was the DEATH of UA-cam for most of us.

  • @GoldLogan0412
    @GoldLogan0412 17 днів тому +7

    0:04 “HOW DARE YOU MY GRANDMA DID THAT” got me rolling

  • @secretname2670
    @secretname2670 14 днів тому +6

    You sure as hell can make various wild animals fight to the death in handmade arenas, but god forbid you swear, then UA-cam will demonetize your video and give your channel a strike.
    The infantilization of the internet is such a horrible phenomenon that I actually learned more complex english words just to insult people without running into being censored.

  • @NIDELLANEUM
    @NIDELLANEUM 17 днів тому +26

    As a linguist, I'm honestly interested to see how will English language swearing is going to evolve. This won't be a "natural" case where swear words are dropped and replaced with time, but something mandated (because social media need to keep everything family-friendly to please advertisers).

    • @I_might_be_asj
      @I_might_be_asj 10 днів тому +2

      If these workaround words ever get used outside of this dead internet I will die.

    • @NIDELLANEUM
      @NIDELLANEUM 10 днів тому +1

      @@I_might_be_asj it's a matter of context and registry. Remember how people on the internet texted in the 90s? I doubt people were writing in formal documents like "c u l8r" or "y r u happy?" or something like that

    • @luishernandez8121
      @luishernandez8121 9 днів тому

      @@NIDELLANEUM Not really though. Think about all those kids that will only hear "unalive" "heck" etc. They will only use those words

    • @NIDELLANEUM
      @NIDELLANEUM 9 днів тому +1

      @@luishernandez8121 this makes sense. After all, it's like with kids that say "Alexa" before asking for something: to them, "Alexa" is just part of the speech

  • @HeyaHeya_643
    @HeyaHeya_643 13 днів тому +3

    UA-cam back then when people swear:"calm"
    UA-cam now when people swear:"REAL SHIT"

  • @brians_son
    @brians_son 6 днів тому +5

    I hate how people say stuff like "unalived" and its youtubes fault

  • @kennyslg8914
    @kennyslg8914 14 днів тому +5

    In 2007, you could say the c word.
    In 2024, saying "ass" will get you a life sentence aithout parole

  • @MingusAhUmmUhhhh
    @MingusAhUmmUhhhh 17 днів тому +34

    There's no way I just got this in my feed this early

  • @1996ChevroletImpalaSS
    @1996ChevroletImpalaSS 10 днів тому +4

    UA-cam then: no age restriction
    UA-cam now: age restricts for one light swear words and even age restricts old videos

  • @pxds
    @pxds 17 днів тому +4

    its insane how he nailed the look and feel of 2007 youtube

  • @TheDarkPlace00
    @TheDarkPlace00 17 днів тому +6

    Nowadays on UA-cam I dont even swear and my comments still get deleted.

  • @sonicexereaper6814
    @sonicexereaper6814 12 днів тому +3

    Then there’s Google censoring the word “drugs”, too, like it’s “harmful” for UA-cam viewers. Man, every single day, the list of reasonings keeps on stacking up to why Google shouldn’t own UA-cam.

  • @mekiherring2088
    @mekiherring2088 12 днів тому +3

    I like how dude is just waiting for those 30 seconds to swear

    • @LordxCurry
      @LordxCurry 12 днів тому

      Yes that's the point.

  • @PlantPirahna
    @PlantPirahna 8 днів тому +3

    Say it with me now:
    “UA-camRS 👏ARE NOT 👏 YOUR 👏 KIDS👏 BABYSITTERS👏”

  • @tunasandwich395
    @tunasandwich395 17 днів тому +4

    When your parents put on an older movie and say "what's this movie rated again?" after someone drops an F bomb 30 minutes in

  • @Yvelluap
    @Yvelluap 15 днів тому +3

    that spongebob chair has been in my heart for a year or so and seeing it recognized by this absolute legend feels like i've ascended. the thing you were carrying was my heart

  • @badicusvibesimus182
    @badicusvibesimus182 16 днів тому +5

    PDF file just unalived himself after a grape in minecraft.

  • @behelit1997
    @behelit1997 14 днів тому +2

    The first skit has such 2008 humour flavor, you nailed it

  • @StriketheSunMD
    @StriketheSunMD 16 днів тому +7

    Watching this video taught me a lot about UA-cam…………………………………………………. 3…2…1…and I sure as hell cannot believe it. UA-cam please don’t shadowban me from commenting.

    • @ConrailSD80MAC
      @ConrailSD80MAC 10 днів тому +1

      *H311

    • @MalcolmRandall
      @MalcolmRandall 7 днів тому

      That's what happened to me: I type in normal everyday words, "I" can see it, I check someone else's YT account, I cannot see my comment there in the same space.

  • @Definitely_You
    @Definitely_You 9 днів тому +3

    UA-cam be demonitizing people saying words while XXXTENTACION's death bodycam footage doesn't get age restricted

  • @Thelobstercatcherlobster
    @Thelobstercatcherlobster 13 днів тому +4

    UA-cam be like “ so today I made this chocolate cake that looks like poo “ did you just say the P word “ what’s the P word “ It’s po with a another o also just for that you are demonetised

  • @sonidash216
    @sonidash216 10 днів тому +2

    UA-cam hates the word "suicide" because of two things for me, which are Squidward's Suicide and Momo, when people wanna talk about the former they have to say the alternate title (Red Mist) and SML censored the latter with Coco (Foster's Home) because of the whole Momo trend controversy.

  • @vur2584
    @vur2584 8 днів тому +2

    I will never understand why youtube has these strict age guidelines when they have a whole app called “UA-cam Kids” that’s supposed to cater to children

    • @Chewy00
      @Chewy00 5 днів тому

      Because they can't sell you a Toyota with people saying mean things in the comments or videos sadly. It sucks lol

  • @Imsorrywat
    @Imsorrywat 10 днів тому +4

    Any history video can’t even discuss its topic without getting wiped off the face of the platform because they brought up a certain Austrian painter, and definitely so if they bring up how his reign ended. Although I will admit, the workarounds some use like “checked if his skull was bulletproof” are quite a highlight.

  • @pibyte
    @pibyte 17 днів тому +18

    2007 ... when we thought we have problems - but didn't realize we actually didn't.

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 13 днів тому +1

      I knew I had it good. I got Halo 3 Legendary Edition at the midnight launch. Nothing else that happened in 2007 will take away from how great Halo 3 was.

    • @MrPillowStudios
      @MrPillowStudios 11 днів тому +1

      I was conceived in 2007. I am jealous. There are and were and always will be problems in this world.

  • @polishedrelish
    @polishedrelish 11 днів тому +2

    Mad kudos for making the aspect ratio and lighting accurate for 2007

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 17 днів тому +10

    TOP 10 spongebob oyutuber who swore:
    Number 10 - Man carrying Things

  • @afy_jb
    @afy_jb 10 днів тому +3

    Why is it that the Incredibles 2 was allowed to say "damn", "hell", and say things like "Oh Lord" and keep their PG rating, but if a content creator does the same thing (on UA-cam, TikTok, etc), they get punished? Whether it be age restriction on UA-cam or shadow banning on TikTok, content creators (real people) are expected to be more perfect and squeaky clean than fiction. Make it make sense.

  • @rachels6808
    @rachels6808 16 днів тому +14

    I hate the fact that words like kill or suicide are so bad to use that we have to resort to censoring online to the degree that amazes me. We have those words that MEAN what they say, we don’t need to further cover it up like we shouldn’t be allowed to say it! Remember when videos had warning about what was going to be talked about? People actively just ignored that and just got “triggered” anyway and now certain expressions aren’t allowed for the “fear” the mere mention of the word will cause the person to resort to doing it. Jesus! It’s so annoying!

    • @Susemo1337
      @Susemo1337 9 днів тому

      Woke/PC censorship has ruined us all

    • @adamrinaldi63
      @adamrinaldi63 6 днів тому

      it's the softies who think that everybody else should think and act exactly how they want them to, which is 'nice and tolerant and not mean', which is a far fetch. the internet is supposed to be for adults. since when do grown mature adults get offended at proper words from the English vocabulary being used correctly? and why are they trying to cater to kids? cartoons exist for a reason, children's tv programs exist for a reason. children shouldn't even be allowed on YT, let alone the internet itself as a whole. the whole issue is really quite ridiculous... and this isn't even touching the thing about curse words. that's apples and oranges. people should be able to properly express their thoughts and ideas using REAL english vocabulary instead of being forced to "censor" the word, when everyone and their CHILDREN know exactly what is being said. absurd.

  • @mrviking2mcall212
    @mrviking2mcall212 12 днів тому +2

    I saw a guy in a Fallout 4 video refuse to say ‘gun’ or ‘kill’.
    *A FALLOUT 4 VIDEO*

  • @mathiaswilhelm1902
    @mathiaswilhelm1902 14 днів тому +2

    I like the detail about asking UA-cam to not age restrict as if a human watches the video instead of an algorithm scanning the transcript to look at the language

  • @tatacraft791
    @tatacraft791 17 днів тому +5

    the old days of swearing were goated

  • @user-sd4tx9tk1d
    @user-sd4tx9tk1d 10 днів тому +4

    George Carlin warned us just how fixated the media is on what we can and can't say n we are literally living in that joke we let come to life. I imagine if he was still alive he'd ram his head into a brick wall after hearing the word 'unalived' with genuine attempts of 'unaliving' himself

  • @Dead-fire
    @Dead-fire 14 днів тому +2

    I swear the dead silence made everything so quiet especially with my surroundings

  • @TB_inator
    @TB_inator 7 днів тому +1

    The fact we can't swear regardless of context is just insane, like you only swear once and the ads think it's unsafe? jesus youtube is greedy