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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @Ddiaboloer
    @Ddiaboloer 3 роки тому +15

    Apparently I am subscribed to this channel but it only has 1 video

    • @CrackUp
      @CrackUp  3 роки тому +2

      It was previously a channel that was idle for a while, so we decided to start again with more exclusive content. Have a great day!

    • @Ddiaboloer
      @Ddiaboloer 3 роки тому +2

      @@CrackUp Thanks for the reply. I loved the video so I'll be sure to stay subbed.

    • @CrackUp
      @CrackUp  3 роки тому

      No worries, take care!

    • @JayconianArts
      @JayconianArts 3 роки тому +3

      @@CrackUp Was it going by the same name as before? Or was it rebranded? I honestly don't remember who or what this channel was before

    • @Rafielo
      @Rafielo 2 роки тому +1

      @@JayconianArts Most likely a stolen channel that this company took over.

  • @andrewx7806
    @andrewx7806 5 місяців тому +14

    Tim Minchin plays an awesome piano.

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 6 місяців тому +21

    Lynne’s set is classic.

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 2 місяці тому

      Punches down.
      How is "men with small penises. Should kill themselves" even a joke?

  • @klhughes
    @klhughes 5 місяців тому +22

    That's time I'll never get back.

    • @talltom1129
      @talltom1129 2 місяці тому

      What, when a guy plays with your breasts?

  • @meloysmusicstudio
    @meloysmusicstudio 4 місяці тому +2

    Wow Tim Minchin coming in with some real piano skills and a funny bit!

  • @lyleswanson7557
    @lyleswanson7557 5 місяців тому +8

    An idea for a second verse: "You don't like christians. We're not too crazy about them either."

  • @diannesandenfebles2774
    @diannesandenfebles2774 Місяць тому

    Very talented people!

  • @gordongekko2781
    @gordongekko2781 5 місяців тому +10

    Actually, I've had girlfriends complain that I don't do enough breast stuff. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with them - I don't need feeding.

    • @stuckmum730
      @stuckmum730 5 місяців тому +3

      Can me and your girlfriend switch partners?

    • @senseisecurityschool9337
      @senseisecurityschool9337 4 місяці тому +4

      Ever asked them what they like?

    • @gordongekko2781
      @gordongekko2781 4 місяці тому +6

      @@senseisecurityschool9337 I did actually, but as is always the case when asking a woman a question like that, I got a vague answer and a perturbed glare in response, so I dropped the subject. Women don't ever want to tell a man what they like, they just want men to be mind readers. Which I find very childish. I believe communication is the key to healthy relationships, but we can't have that if one side is expected to read minds. Sorry for the rant.

    • @gaylandbarney2231
      @gaylandbarney2231 2 місяці тому +1

      @@gordongekko2781 don't apologize , it's time to recognize the matriarchy we've been subject to , all the while being guilt tripped ......women with attitudes like this need to wise up or be avoided

    • @gking407
      @gking407 8 днів тому

      @@gaylandbarney2231lol some mentioned women and breast and you’re like “THE MATRIARCHY” 😂😂

  • @korey6729
    @korey6729 5 місяців тому +13

    All woman are not tucked in. Beef curtains and meat drapes.

  • @TorQueMoD
    @TorQueMoD 4 місяці тому

    Damn, this is great!

  • @user-sp8eb6iz7f
    @user-sp8eb6iz7f 4 місяці тому +2

    Alonzo: "If you see a guy with one golf club, he's going to whip some ass".

  • @jacoweber8353
    @jacoweber8353 8 днів тому +2

    with that face you better take what you can get

  • @ricosuave8123
    @ricosuave8123 11 днів тому

    To my ex: _”That was great babe, especially the part where you moved.”_ 🙄

  • @VK-zt6sw
    @VK-zt6sw Місяць тому +1

    Hahaha!

  • @locosgcv9522
    @locosgcv9522 5 місяців тому +78

    At least we have moves, women just lay there🎉

    • @bocagoodtimes1460
      @bocagoodtimes1460 5 місяців тому +8

      Boom! Mic drop 😂

    • @SuzinLovesee
      @SuzinLovesee 5 місяців тому +18

      Maybe your women. Think it might be you?

    • @whoopwhoop1584
      @whoopwhoop1584 4 місяці тому +3

      I'm sorry bud there's books and such to help with that

    • @fkxfkx
      @fkxfkx 4 місяці тому +14

      Mine keep trying to get away.

    • @richardwhite2730
      @richardwhite2730 4 місяці тому +4

      You sleeping with the wrong women

  • @alisonbarratt3772
    @alisonbarratt3772 5 місяців тому +4

    She is right better to fake it then u can go to sleep

  • @mindfornication4funn
    @mindfornication4funn 5 місяців тому +14

    Their best move; on back and moan

  • @MarcRounsville
    @MarcRounsville 5 місяців тому +3

    Tune in Tokyo 😂😂

  • @Keto-Cheato
    @Keto-Cheato 5 місяців тому +3

    Alonzo Bodden 10:40

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg 9 днів тому

    She's a natural...I don't find too many women funny but; she's funnyl...

  • @maurawhelan3530
    @maurawhelan3530 3 місяці тому

    Omg too funny!

  • @WiseOwl-hi5pg
    @WiseOwl-hi5pg 5 місяців тому +2

    ❤❤❤SO TRUE❤❤❤

  • @WinterRider
    @WinterRider 2 місяці тому +3

    Jeeze telling people who are who they are and cant change it to kill themselves? Thats inciting suicide isnt it?

    • @rickmayer4002
      @rickmayer4002 2 місяці тому +1

      That's like telling fat women or ones with small tits like her to kill themselves. How is that comedy?

  • @jasonjohnson1690
    @jasonjohnson1690 5 місяців тому +3

    Lynn is very good. Great faces and delivery.

  • @jy9291
    @jy9291 5 місяців тому +2

    I know, after the first few times, women just lie there after hedging their bets so that the house always wins, no matter what happens.

  • @moniqueengleman873
    @moniqueengleman873 6 місяців тому +2

    I had no idea....how talented pigs dude. Tim Minkin?

  • @Chris-wj8fz
    @Chris-wj8fz 2 місяці тому +1

    I always rate my sex partners by how neat the labia are and odour!!!! I call a taxi on first sight or smell 😂 this is what guys really talk about at the pub. We share intell with mates so they don't waste their time on her

  • @charlesross1682
    @charlesross1682 2 місяці тому +5

    not funny

  • @jessequinton4379
    @jessequinton4379 5 місяців тому +1

    If she doesn't want to we shouldn't want

  • @holmcm751
    @holmcm751 4 місяці тому

    I seriously shouldn't be allowed to love these people as much as I hard core do. It hurts! In the best most painful way. How dare. How. DRe. Question mark.

  • @Rustyrailhead
    @Rustyrailhead 4 місяці тому +5

    Boring

  • @CarolNelson-s5s
    @CarolNelson-s5s 3 місяці тому +4

    Not funny and I am a women.

  • @afleser
    @afleser 5 місяців тому +13

    Well, I was hoping she was funny. Nah, waste of time, plus making fun of men won't grow your audience hon...

    • @aloksrivastava7938
      @aloksrivastava7938 Місяць тому

      If something seemed wrong to her, she should have said how to do it right. "Ask and you shall receive."

  • @willerbilliemusic
    @willerbilliemusic 5 місяців тому +1

    Hey we try. We're just guys

    • @maurawhelan3530
      @maurawhelan3530 3 місяці тому +3

      It is appreciated. Both should participate…

  • @lisasmith7474
    @lisasmith7474 5 місяців тому +1

    I accidentally took bf of something like 12 or 14 years. Neither of us knows.
    We Accidentally went shopping for an outfit. I don't try things on. I just buy them. So , not his money. But omg I thought he was gonna have a heart attack when I tried to explain women's plus, regular. Junior and miss sizes. He freaked out, got mad about sizes. I can't explain it from the bottom. A size 00. That's right. A double zero. Can be a 00 - a size 9.
    I can't rationalize that girls and women. So explain it to me so I can explain it to him. I can't get a t shirt without him questioning sizes now. Good at buying clothes for others.

  • @tracyavent-costanza346
    @tracyavent-costanza346 3 місяці тому

    awesome.

  • @donscott2681
    @donscott2681 5 місяців тому +12

    Amy Schumer II. And that's not a good thing.

    • @frisc0strangler207
      @frisc0strangler207 5 місяців тому +1

      This came out waaaay before the troll Schumer was a thing.

  • @barefootbandit1
    @barefootbandit1 4 місяці тому

    It's a shame the last guy had to rip off Axis of Awesome

  • @rglazz
    @rglazz Місяць тому

    She is why I support BDS!!! and you should too.

  • @stephendoing2253
    @stephendoing2253 Рік тому +1

    Lol

  • @lionden8421
    @lionden8421 Місяць тому +2

    Bet the guys in her past are glad they moved on! :-).

  • @tacticalsapper
    @tacticalsapper 2 місяці тому +1

    Lynne... just no...

  • @jessequinton4379
    @jessequinton4379 5 місяців тому

    The way I understand breasts is that the spiritual Mater nurtures both good and bad equally so that's why there are two like on the Red Hot Chili Peppers album cover

  • @Get_to_the_Crux
    @Get_to_the_Crux Місяць тому +2

    Who told them that they were Comedians? Does the show include nitrous oxide and a neon sign that flashes when you're supposed to laugh?

  • @markmarco2880
    @markmarco2880 4 місяці тому

    Love❤

  • @PantsFreeSince2003
    @PantsFreeSince2003 Місяць тому

    Only have to watch the 1st act - the rest has literally 0% to do with the title, all filler!

  • @staceygruver1969
    @staceygruver1969 5 місяців тому +2

    The British comedian about the girlfriends bum, whether it looks bigger in this one or the last one, is a question you just don’t answer, no matter what, just don’t say anything and look at a spot on the wall near were she is standing and just have a blank look. It’s the only option you got at that point.

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 4 місяці тому +10

    Why did they give a platform to Koplitz? She was just hateful.

    • @urbinxx
      @urbinxx 4 місяці тому +2

      Copclits? Hateful? She's to real huh?

    • @OldMan854
      @OldMan854 3 місяці тому

      She’s funny as hell. And pretty sexy as well.

    • @gaylandbarney2231
      @gaylandbarney2231 2 місяці тому

      @@urbinxx no , just nasty........

    • @glennkearney3792
      @glennkearney3792 Місяць тому

      Small punishment buddy?

    • @gaylandbarney2231
      @gaylandbarney2231 Місяць тому

      @@glennkearney3792 no

  • @Martinsleep
    @Martinsleep 3 роки тому +10

    I was like "Hmm maybe one female comedian i can fin slightly funny" Nope.. not in the slightest haha

    • @highroller-jq3ix
      @highroller-jq3ix 6 місяців тому

      But then you were a moron two years ago and almost certainly still are.

    • @maurawhelan3530
      @maurawhelan3530 3 місяці тому

      Why aren’t they funny? I think she is but not every thing she says is…Let’s face it sex is hard for either sex…but you should both be open and maybe really know someone before you have sex so you can really enjoy each other…just a thought.

  • @urbinxx
    @urbinxx 4 місяці тому

    The universe loves women more than men? Guess its less controversial, she could have said God instead of the universe. Keep it secular i guess. 😮

    • @polyscient
      @polyscient 4 місяці тому +1

      She's playing to a British crowd. Probably the more relatable phrasing for that audience.

  • @ward9306
    @ward9306 Місяць тому

    Wnba is there for you

  • @econhelp583
    @econhelp583 3 місяці тому +4

    That lady gave it a try, but really she knows nothing about moves. I could get her to change her mind. I’m guessing she made it all up.👍

  • @Enourmousletters
    @Enourmousletters 3 роки тому +1

    First.

  • @chaffcutter58.
    @chaffcutter58. 5 місяців тому +3

    A woman who is funny.

  • @thepeterchannel3230
    @thepeterchannel3230 5 місяців тому

    Why can't they work for $20./hr. at a restaurant ... That's $40,000 a year minimum wage. for restaurant workers now.

  • @MrLicherman
    @MrLicherman 2 місяці тому

    Hmmmm but you'll still put it in your mouth lmfao 😅😅

  • @designissimple
    @designissimple 5 місяців тому +4

    those my kind lady are things used for tea-bagging :)

  • @matthewh8573
    @matthewh8573 4 місяці тому +3

    Women comedians are just not funny.

  • @ninjadiver8202
    @ninjadiver8202 Місяць тому +2

    Super boring 🥱 unintelligent “comedy” is boring to me…