SNL, Late Night Shows Probed By Feds Because No. 45 Couldn't Take A Joke
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2021
- Today we learned that the former president, upset about jokes made at his expense on television, asked the FCC and Department of Justice to probe Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel Live and other late night shows, presumably to pressure them for more favorable coverage. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Mitch McConnell: America's Kidney Stone
..good one. Blocks, hurts like hell, may it eventually pass.
Has anyone tried highly focused ultrasonic sound beams? I hear they work well.
You deserve gold for that.
America's actively gay kidney stones, he is
Can't pass him, either
@@bleankdallas2924 Can kidney stones be gay? Do they have sexes/genders?
Imagine believing that it's OK for comedians to be investigated, but investigating Jan 6th is a step too far.
A Republican Evasive Maneuver!
🎯🎯🎯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jan 6 was a pelosi failure,what about all the destruction in democratic ran cities?I never hear a communist demoract talk about their failures just that trump is orange?Wow so stupid and blind to America's problems.By the way demoracts are Joe's eyes ever open?does he still fall a lot,educative order signing like a dictator?Is kamala still laughing at birder issues?
If mocking were illegal, wouldn't it be beautiful if that was the thing that put dump in prison for life?
@@chadsanislo560 most of the riots were started by right wing provocateurs. Not to mention, there’s a huge difference in burning down a corner store and trying to overthrow the government.
"Old Wack Donald"
"Mar A Gulago"
"Squid Pro Quo".
Yep, it's pretty easy to see where that Peebody came from. Quality.
So... you don't like his comedy. Why are you hear, then?
@@MaryAnnNytowl You're tilting at windmills Mary, I like Stephen's comedy just fine. :)
Truly Stephen Colbert is one of the best shows at night time. This is not a style of show I follow but surely is the best I had ever seen.
Agree
.Trevor Noah was Good was well
Only the best mischief maker wins a Peabody Award. Congratulations.
Yes congratulations to Steven and his crew!!!!
Absolutely! Normally I’d be a little peeved at a host referencing their show’s recent award multiple times but… I’m a fan of Colbert and my opinion is that he and his crew deserve the recognition for all their hard work. I’m happy to see that work paying off.
FACTS
it reminds me of a famous quote from the remarkable Forest Gump "Stupid is as stupid does, sir."
I am dead with Stephen calling the former guy "Lex Loser" and "Old Wack Donald". Lmfao
I think Lex Loser ranks second out of the names.
I think "Old Wack Donald" is comedic genius. 🤪🤣🤣🤣
Has there ever been a US president with a larger collection of scathing nicknames? I started making a list of ways people referred to Dear Loser a few years ago but got overwhelmed then, and its only grown since.
Old wack Donald had a blog farm Ei
Ei
IOU U
With a Quack...
Something something person camera TV .
Tangerine Palpatine and Clementine Caligula are my favorites, but these two are also gold!
I loved the comment about being "actively gay". I was once asked if I was a "practicing homosexual" and my response was, "No. I've fully mastered the art so I no longer need to practice it." ;-)
Ahaha, so now spending time on your knees anymore? 😜
I miss hearing his wife giggling at his jokes.
it was so wholesome
She should be a permanent part of the Late Show imo...
Indeed
*BREAKING NEWS*
The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
😂😂😆😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Trump shall indeed become the rightful President of these United States in August. Jesus shall return and dance the Macarena 'til the break of day, whilst pigs grow wings and fly into the sunset. Santa Claus will chase the Tooth Fairy around and around the water cooler, while dogs play Vivaldi concertos on the violin. Every hit song of Ray Stevens will become absolutely true, while all the mighty Velveeta King's farts shall smell like dear old Aunt Teefa's fresh hot ricochet biscuits, straight from the oven. And fish will learn to whistle.
*_And now, for something completely different:_*
*MAGA* _again some more right now again already_
MAGA in the kitchen
MAGA in the hall
MAGA in the springtime
MAGA in the fall
MAGA on the mountaintop
MAGA on the beach
MAGA tail a wagga
Just like a Georgia peach
MAGA in the Kremlin
MAGA by yourself
MAGA with a gremlin
or with a tiny elf.
MAGA 'til next Tuesday
MAGA 'til next June
MAGA all around the block
Or maybe on the moon
MAGA on Uranus
or Jupiter or Mars
MAGA in a aeroplane
and MAGA in your cars.
MAGA MAGA MAGA
no matter what the cost.
because we're all too stupid
To accept it that we lost.
*_DOWN IN MAGALAND_*
_pollution creators and corporate raiders_
_who under-tip waiters and live with the 'gators_
_there's salvation healers and overweight squealers_
_who hire young peelers for their dirty dealers_
_there's fanny pack rangers, adult diaper changers_
_and funeral arrangers who fear any strangers_
_they're covered in cankers and love their big tankers_
_and woship the bankers and tallywhack wankers_
_these red hat collectors are haunted by specters_
_of russian defectors and hannibal lecters_
_there's grandmas in slacksez with access to vaxxez_
_who don't want no blacksez in their anglo saxxez_
_they worship and wallow while kneeling, they swallow_
_they know they are hollow but know they must follow_
_they're lost in the foggo while humping the doggo_
_with hate from their bloggo from here to chicago_
*. . . . .* _and bow to the demon who haunts mar-a-lago_
_Top 40 from the Back 40 (playlist)_
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OMG. Coloring books. I'm still laughing. Great one.
Remember, this is the same fellow who tried to get TikTok banned in the US because they pranked his Tulsa rally by snapping up tickets they never intended to redeem. It's incredible that his followers don't seem to recognize just how rotten a child the one they worship really is. He's 70+ on the outside and maybe, possibly, a maximum of 7 on the inside.
He is a 900 month old arrested development baby-man.
That's _why_ they love him. He embodies the entitlement they aspire to.
more testament to a 70 point IQ
My three year old granddaughter has a better attitude than him.
Its coz he's white, male, rich and fake conservative. Just like his worshippers
"[Ranked voting] has never been tried before."
Australia, Ireland, Cambridge, and San Francisco have entered the chat...
We have ranked voting in my state. Really don’t like it. It’s confusing for a lot of people and IMHO a complete waste of time.
Approval based voting would be better. It is much simpler has the same benefits, and is almost impossible for people to get wrong. (approval based is the same as normal voting except allowing people to vote for more than one candidate, who ever most people approve of wins).
I look forward to someday being able to use ranked choice voting. It seems logical to me.
@@Carewolf Approval-based is great for choosing lunch, but not for this! You need to decide where to draw the line, which is a nightmare. "I don't like X, but if I don't at least approve him, it increases the chance that Y is going to win, and I hate Y!" With ranked voting, I can just put X and Y at the bottom of the ballot _in that order,_ and know I've done everything I can.
@@angiebear8727 How do people find it confusing? We call it preferential voting here, becasue that's what it is - the most preferred candidate gets in. In first past the post you can easily have the result where say 70% of the population support greenhouse gas reduction (or mor liberal gun ownership, or whatever), yet the rabid anti-your thing candidate wins with 30% support. That's why political parties love FPTP.. they don't need you to vote for them, they just need to either stop you voting, or encourage so many candidates that the votes are diluted. In FPTP a vote for a minor candidate is a wasted voted. In Preferential it is much less likely.
Just a reminder: in British slang, a trump is a fart. Yep, that fits perfectly.
In five years, this is the first I'm hearing of this. How'd you Brits keep it secret from the US ??? 🤣
You just made my day!
Any chance that a "donald" is a shart???
@@janiceisaacs6755 How is your Germanic language
Not true I'm a brit never heard of that before ffs
@@neilcvernon6957 It is. One example right on You Tube can be found by searching "Tiny Trump Taskmaster" and from the results watch the most top result.
Also, from Quora: In British slang, however, “to trump” (intransitive verb) also means to expel gas through the anus - e.g. Trumped from eating too much baked beans - often in a highly audible way (as in with trailing sound).
Stable Genius: "I'm tough! I'm a fighter! Those weak Democrats are snowflakes!"
Also Stable Genius: "SNL is being mean to me! Make then stop!"
😅😂
The only way Trump will ever be a *stable genius* is if he gets an advanced degree in Horse Husbandry.
~yes....remembr, he is a stable genius w the best brain...he has the best words...
(~ths is wht he claims, in case u missed it..!)
"gotta show strength..." "Can't let them dominate you..." 🤣
@@shamikeatley4760" China has total respect for Donald Trump and Donald Trump's very very large... uh brain. "
Common right-wing trope: all enemies are omnipotent weaklings, heartless bleeding-hearts and calloused snowflakes, etc. It's a cult of strong, helpless victims.
It's becoming clear that No. 45's skin is so thin, only the fake orange tan is keeping him from coming apart at the seams.
I don't know about that...
World’s first load-bearing tan. Or maybe he just bathes in Kool-aid. Not sure.
I think the spray on stuff is to keep us from seeing the organs underneath.
@@AC3handle funny, but disturbing...
It's not working anymore! Lol
"breaded crime ring" As if "squid pro quo" wasn't enough. The unlimited pun menu has been released...and its kraken!
Breaded crime ring is my favorite in a long time.
The strange thing is that Kraken is also the name of Seattle's new NHL team that will begin playing in the 2021-2022 season. A bit unrelated, but kraken is all over the place now. 😁
"He who shall not be named" has turned the tables on Stephen by putting him in "OTHER late night comedy mischief".. who shall not be named😂
It's more of a childish "oh yeah?" from the dotard. Colbert began his self-censorship of his name when _Orange you glad to see the last of me?_ refused to accept that Joe Biden won the presidential election, and when he does accept that then Colbert will once again resume using his name.
All these late night shows are crap.
#JustMonika
@@ilovesuisse1 Less so than the Trump cultists' conspiracy theories.
How's that "Trump is going to be reinstated in May" plan going, again?
Ranked voting? That's what we in Australia called preferential voting - we've been doing it for a loooooooooong time, and it's a good way to enable smaller party candidates like Greens to build a profile and electoral credibility. Easy, and very much more democratic!
Yeah it is pretty lame that he playing it off like a joke that is too hard for us to understand. We did it for our primaries in Nevada. Worked great. Colbert should be cheering it on as it is the best step to get rid of 'first past the post' elections. The pizza topping example is actually a great way of explaining it so people can understand.
Short version for people who are confused: Put your *actual* preference at #1, regardless of their likelihood to win, and the worst option at the bottom. If there's two *most likely* to win guys on there, just make sure your preference out of those is higher than the other.
Sounds weird
@@sassysarina9718 it's unfamiliar maybe, but if you look into it there are genuine advantages. In Australia you can still tick one box and your preferences are allocated according to your first choice's (published) preference arrangements. Those preference deals are horse-traded and determine many parliamentary alliances.
Exactly.
Plus you have more chance to get a candidate that you support (even if your absolute favorite one doesn't win).
Narcissism should be a disqualifier for anyone pursuing a political career.
Then there would be no politicians.
Thered be no politicians on either side.
It's the #1 pre requisite. Modest introverts don't want the attention and don't need the power. Catch 22 really
Trump level narcissism. The job requires some level of self confidence, but not to delusional levels.
You're kidding. It's practically a prerequisite.
Congratulations on your award! Thanks for lifting our spirits and keeping us informed during the craziest year ever!
Loved Jon's "It'll put a hole through your tee-shirt." Excellent commentary, unexpectedly shot from the side lines.
In Scotland, they think Trump is the biggest joke ever
I suddenly have great love and respect for Scotland!
Yeah, the biggest joke that's not funny .
@@n4murr So you used 1984 as an instruction manual Bannon style, interesting.
Finland and the world laughed when he wanted the forest raked cause that's how Finland prevent forest fire. Dumb ass family.
He is. Just not a funny one.
Just epic! “MY NAME IS STEPHEN COLBERT!” Love, love, love this man! ❤️ Joy, joy, joy!
Happy, happy, happy!
Stephen and Crew are going to need more shelves and wall-space for the continuing awards. Incredible work, well done all!
The best thing about being back in the studio is we now get the John Batiste reaction shots again. I didn't realize how much I miss them.
Psychologists say that being able to laugh at yourself is a sign of good mental health. I guess that leaves a certain someone out.
Even mentally ill people can laugh at themselves, if they are mature. Donald Trump is stuck on "King Baby" mode: He acts like a toddler who never learned to share.
Well, it depends... Hahahaha hahahahaha Mwahhaahaaa.... ha ha ha. pfffrrrrt Bwaaaahaahahahahahahaha! (I'm fine)
It’s easy, smoke the right weed and you’ll laugh at yourself all day! 🙂
But don't you know, he's a "stable genius". He correctly identified a camel and said "person, woman, man, camera, tv" back to the doctor. That totally makes him mentally healthy. /sarcasm
For all of the “free speech” posturing on the right, it’s really fascinating to see how they’re ignoring stories about Donald trump trying to get the DoJ involved in censoring comedians who teased him too much and hurt his fee-fees.
The right say the FBI was responsible for the insurrection on January 6, 2021. Biden didn't come into office until January 20th. The FBI was under Bill Barr who was under Trump, so Trump committed the insurrection.
That's not the only thing they're hypocritical about:
They're all for state's rights until those states rights refuse service to those not wearing a mask.
They're against riots and property damage unless they're the ones committing it.
They're all in support for cops unless those cops are preventing them from overthrowing the Capitol Building.
And so on, so forth.
It's really backwards too. They're going after *private* companies or individuals for supposedly censoring, ridiculing or "cancelling" them. All without the self-awareness necessary to realize that the first amendment is there to prevent the exact thing they're doing. Again, for clarification, the first amendment only *protects you from government censorship*
@@Chas-OTE Well, that last 4 years needs complete *censorship of the government* . How to we get that going??
I wonder why that could be? 🤔😅😏
“ guy who looks like he’d be named Mathew Calamari, mathew calamari”. 😂
- Calamari: a sea creature sometimes breaded and served with marinara sauce. Trouble is, it's kind of tough.
Rank choice voting is awesome. No more “spoiler vote” arguments.
A P-body?! That's nothing!
The Toddler-in-Chief won the International P-mattress! The ceremony was a few years ago, in a Russian hotel.
Co-starring Ivanka it's rumored.
Did you hear? Putin sent Trump some Russian Hummus. Made from Russian Chick pea.
That was golden. And so was his "shower".
I’m a Raider fan and I couldn’t be more proud of Nassib for having the courage to come out when he did. I told my 17 year old daughter about him cuz she’s gay and she was very excited about him coming out.
As chargers fan I can now say there is at least one raiders player that I can't hate haha
Naturally Carl is gay. He's gorgeous! All of the gorgeous men are gay! Congrats to Carl for showing bravery and bringing attention to the Trevor Project!
Does him being gay affect the amount of pain when he tackle you on the field? Nope, I didn’t think so. Gay or not, the score is the score!
Bless you for supporting your daughter.
@@resileaf9501 n
Dang, even Nixon was on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, with the tag line "Sock it to me?"
"Squid quo pro" - Right out of the park with that one!
Stephen Colbert is, by far, my favorite "late night comedy mischief maker!"
I'd love to know how someone like Johnny Carson or David Letterman would do their monologue about Trump on they're late night shows
He's tied with Jimmy Kimmel in my opinion.
Amen
Steven is in a mischief making class by himself. A cut above the other's.
Nobody else got in trouble with FCC for calling the presidents mouth "Putin's cock holster" on national tv
As a non American, I admire how Americans can lampoon their President. Even the Queen of GB can't stop her subjects from making fun of get . Take that away, and you are no different from some dictatorial hell.
I'm Polish born under the communist rule, and when I was younger the American First Amendment, and by extension democracy, was always explained to me by saying "you can even openly make fun of the President there". So when I heard that The Tangerine Machine tried to have the comedians making fun of him investigated, it gave me an extra chuckle. This guy truly tried to ruin absolutely everything, even my childhood memories.
Unpopular opinion: did anyone else enjoy when there was no audience and you could hear the jokes better and just him and Evie drinking and her giggling off camera?
Just me 🤷🏾♀️
i do, too. he was funnier and relaxed. the jokes were better cause he could say different stuff!!
Remember how hard it was in the beginning to get used to no audience? We humans can adapt. It's not always pretty, though. On the positive side, this shows progress! Vaccines are the key to get through Covid. Just ask other nations! They've been back to normal for almost a year because their citizens did not see Covid as a political issue.
@The Stammering Dunce interesting - we could come to our own laughter scale. :) 🌷🌱
No. I say this ONLY for Stephen Colbert. He gets his energy from the crowd. You don't get the FULL Cobert w/o the audience. If you need to rate his jokes, just drink water as he's telling them. Whichever ones you do spit-takes, those are the winners.
I did too! I miss his wife- she is so endearing
Congrats on the Peabody award Mr Colbert (you "mischief maker," you, lol), writers, production staff, and everyone else involved in the show's success. 👍🎉
The voting rights bill may have been aptly named, but the GOP would never vote for something that is 'for the people'...
Hypocritical since u were the party that cheated this past election & undermined our democracy. Yet u stand for we the people. And you get easily offended by everything. Against freedom of speech
@@victorarredondo304 Yeah that's a load of bull. All voter fraud found was by Republicans, for Trump, and it was a miniscule amount. The election was not stolen. Trump lost and could not take it. He is a sore loser and so are you.
@@victorarredondo304 You're so confident despite being so wrong.
@Neil Deep says someone from the party that rioted all last summer for a dude who overdosed?
@@paulklp8262
That’s a common theme with ignorant people. 🤷🏽♂️
"That is a clear...squid pro quo." 🤣 Nailed it! 🤜🤛
The tentacles of Trump crime are just coming to the surface.
Trump just wanted to cuddle with the fishes.
"SNL, Late Night Shows Probed By Feds Because No. 45 Couldn't Take A Joke."
Perhaps being Thin-Skinned should be changed to being Orange-Skinned.
LMAO!!!!
#JustMonika
Why are we going back to "professionalism"? I loved seeing everybody laid back.
I like today's moniker for the "sore loser". "Old Wack Donald" is perfect
That ranked system sounds like preferential voting Australia has been using for over 100 years successfully.
Basically is
Hell yes thanks for pointing that out and we actually already have it here in I think in at least one state already.
Yeah, and it's not complicated. It's a very efficient system and better reflects the will of the voters. We need to move away from winner-take-all.
Yep. Recently implemented it in my state as well. It's very simple and avoids that "if I vote for X I'm just throwing away my vote" problem. Nobody's votes are thrown away. This should just be what we do from now on.
@@jose-jacoboyanez5388 we have it in Maine 🙂
Preferential voting has existed in Australia longer than I've been alive. It's not that difficult to follow.
Plus it's compulsory, highly credible, simple, convenient, non-controversial, openly encouraged and supported, lacks gerrymanderiing, filibustering, and all similar cons in America's pseudo-democracy.
Results normally known within hours of polls closing unless particularly close.
America really should try real democracy for a change..
Yeah we get results that night usually, so not sure what takes the US officials so long to count
But since our voting system in written into the US Constitution it would be nearly impossible to change.
@@pschroeter1 Yeah you can't make voting compulsary in the USA without a constitutional change. Everything else including the maner of elections is up to the individual states. Voting isn't actaully compulsary in Australia either. Getting your name marked off the election roll and being given a ballot and the opportunity to fill it out as you wish is. So the vast majority of people do vote formally (a correct ballot). Those that don't want to vote can just not fill the ballot out, or fill it in incorectly (called an informal vote).
@@Gaspode_ You're wrong in claiming voting is not compulsory in Australia. See www.aec.gov.au/faqs/
What is not compulsory is HOW you vote (including informal).
I love when it cuts to Baptiste 😂 I hadn’t realised how much i missed him
Michael Cohen, Mary Trump (niece), and perhaps (I’m not 100% sure) the “Art of the Deal” ghostwriter said that Trump doesn’t have a sense of humor. Which is why Trump never spontaneously laughs, and if he does laugh, it’s a fake laugh.
Unless he’s insulting someone on Twitter.
tRump is FAKE everything.
Or a sadistical one.
Anyone who can make others laugh, and laugh at him/herself, are among the most intelligent persons on this planet. So, there ya go.
I have read the books by Mary Trump, Michael Cohen, Bob Woodward, half way thru James Comey and tried Bolton's (a little too conservative, military, hawk, policy wonk for me but I may try again.) None of them knew each or had any interactions. Yet they paint a similiar picture. Trump is a narcissistic, thin skinned, crafty & sly but not really smart, only knows his world, into glitz and grandeur (which is why he tanked his casinos in New Jersey.)The first two were just normal casinos but he wanted something with grand pianos and chandeliers in every room. The process of setting up the gambling machines wasn't followed because Drumpf wasn't interested in taking his time to do it right. So the place started tanking and rather than leave go and save the others, he wanted his golden toilets and ended up letting them all fall to the ground. And shorted monies owed to many of the businesses involved in that train wreck. Yeah, what a freaking great businessman. Somebody should have been there to say, " You're fired!!!"
"Actively Gay" reminds me of that article that called Don Lemon "openly black."
Or, as Carlin once put it "Colin Powell is _openly_ white; he just _happens to be_ black."
Openly black! 😂 oh that's classic!
I think what made it funny was that the graphics guy put the word "active" in the wrong place, your comparison makes no sense.
There was seriously an article like that? Wow. So dumb
To get successful in your life, most importantly, you need to set your objectives, those things which will help you in making progress.
When you invest you're buying a day you don't have to work.
Assets that can make you rich
Bitcoin
Stocks
Real estate
You're right sir, it's obvious a lot of people remain poor due to ignorance
It's better to take risk and make sacrifices than to remain poor.
It's not ignorance but due to some unprofessional expert in the market.
Funny how the guy who suggested we "inject disinfectant" into our bodies and then claimed he was joking, yet he cant take a joke...
If you are a joke, can you take a joke? Trump University needs to sponsor a study. 🤔
@@pamelacass9642 Funny!🤣
"Old Wack Donald" :-D that's effing genius !!!
As a Dutch guy, the whole process of celebrities "coming out" is alien to me. Here in the Netherlands, nobody cares.
With more people coming out soon no one will care here either I hope
Does anyone care anyway?
And that's the way it should be. What happens behind closed doors should stay behind closed doors.
Unless it's between politicians & corporate shills.
Pretty well same with Canadian reactions too. Meh, thats nice.
@@katrinamoore3520 based on the homophobic, hateful and ignorant comments I read on Twitter a lot of people care for the wrong reason.
You're the best.Keep the jokes and info coming.I love it.
During Hassib coming out party, John played Lush Life, by Duke Ellington’s gay composer Billy Strayhorn. Kudos Mr. Battiste!
If Trump had got his way, all journalists, late night hosts and other comedians who criticized him would have gone to jail
Just like his heroes, Xi, Vladmir and Kim would have done
He tried…
I'm sorry, but... "Late night mischief makers?" Who the hell talks like that?
Frightenly so
It's amazing - at that SNL revelation, Jon seems earnestly overwhelmed by the sheer WTFness of it all. Like, this isn't surprising, and yet Trump wouldn't be Trump if there wasn't always, *always* a new, novel low to sink to.
Stop using his name.
Ikr? That moment of him just being was just soooo relatable.
Wtf are you talking about
“This repeats until a candidate achieves the >50% threshold” is how that explanation should have ended.
Yes, but it takes a while when you can't decide between green peppers and olives. Seriously, thanks for the actual explanation. I just couldn't imagine anymore talk about olives or peppers on a pizza, for crying out loud.
That's way different than what Colbert said.
#JustMonika
To be clear, I was referring specifically to the explanation given by The New York Times article Colbert quotes, starting from around 2:00
@@castonyoung7514 I get the feeling he somehow doesn't understand how it works? Which is really strange, but he was super dismissive of the system, so maybe true?
I've been with you since way back. You're on my list!👍
I wish I could laugh at that joke about voting rights but I can't. It's a damn serious roadblock, hardly befitting of a nation boasting itself as leader of the free world.
A nation that mercilessly degraded, abused and killed thousands of indiginous people can never call itself the leader of the free world.
There's nothing roadblocking about the Single Transferable Vote system of voting. Lots of countries use it for elections.
@@ScotInTheDot -- I think Rob Van Gessel was talking about Colbert's comment about Republicans blocking the For the People Act, not about the STV mayoral primary.
Too bad you don't have any big macho guns to protect your freedom, right?
Too bad. Now feeble old men can take away your rights and there's nothing that you can do about it.
Oh well.
Don't worry, nobody actually thinks of the US that way anymore.
I never thought I'd live through a time like this, the far right are absolutely beyond belief.
Yeah. I never thought I would see the American fascist party come to fruition. AKA the Republican party
@Laura- You're correct and the right doesn't realize they're being used and when they finally realize it, we'll all be under authoritarian rule. Including them. Shameful.
Lol! Love Jon's response to Rank Choice soda 😂😂😂
Also I hope rank choice works and the idea spreads
Can't get over Jon's interstitial quoting of Billy Strayhorn's 'Lush Life' as Stephen talks about Nassib's coming out. Mastery!
Trump really can't take a joke, which is remarkable when you consider that he IS a joke!
This country is not a joke.
@@markbailey793 yes, it is. Just ask the rest of the world.
I'm glad Joe Biden can take jokes.
He even said Let's go Brandon, I agree".
@@KittyKat8946 We have stopped laughing for the most part, and are now alternately crying and screaming at the void.
@@KittyKat8946 Despite what you may think the united states has accomplished many great things
-Greatest and largest economy
-most powerful military
- took part in the vistory of ww2
- created capitalism, witch gave you Apple, Google, and tonnes of innovations and freedoms you don't deserve
- and is one of the last remaining places on earth with acual freedoms
Jimmy Kimmel and the Mischief Makers -- my favorite comedy reggae band.
Sounds more like a English ska band from the eighties...
Guillermo is underrated as a bass player.
I remember their hit song "Many Joan Rivers to Cross".
I still can't believe our former president (said with heavy embarrassment) was so damn stupid. Like how is possible to know about so many things but understand none of them.
So wonderfully surreal to have audience-laughter again after 18 months. 🙂❤️
Vaccines WORK!
I love baptiste in the backround “itll burn a hole through ya t shirt”
Republicans : If our Candidate Loses then we are not going to accept the Election Results.
Democrats 2017 : If our candidate loses then we are not going to accept the elections results.
@@user-tp6sb6lq5f -- Yes, exactly why Democrats stormed the Capitol two weeks before Trump's inauguration, filed more than 50 lawsuits claiming massive voter fraud -- including two with the Supreme Court -- and hired a right-wing company with zero elections experience to conduct an "audit" to check for rice-paper election ballots. . . Oh wait. That's right. Democrats did NONE of that. We complained about the Electoral College. Period.
Liberals for four straight years with 0 evidence- "Our candidate lost because of Russian interference".
@@ValerieJNorse The tribalism now is insane. I’m an independent and didn’t vote for either side but to think that the Democratic Party did not illegally try to get trump out of office in multiple ways is ignorant or delusional. Either through an impeachment with no evidence or Russia meddling in 2017 ( you have to live under a rock to not know that but you decide only to bring up the electoral college? ).Also by DNC funded media platforms literally LYING about trump ( Russia’s bounties on US soldiers).
My question to all you people who listen to CNN and MSNBC: these media are platforms literally LIE to you to get the results they want. They tell you think they know aren’t true to make you angry about things that don’t exist. You don’t have to be conservative to condemn liberal media. Why do you listen to them ?
I’m a liberal but Democrats are too big of pussys to storm the capital that’s why they never did. They just riot and loot in their backyard and cry if they get arrested.
@@ValerieJNorse Then Democrats won the Midterms and then the Presidency.
Heard this on Kimmel's show, I knew it would get Colbert where it hurts.
"Squid pro quo"
I love jokes that tread a fine line between Proud and Ashamed.
President Whiny Pants is so pathetic because he still hasn’t gotten over being teased while playing in the sandbox. His itty bitty feelings got hurt cause the late night hosts were making fun of him.
Sorry to nit-pick but you misspelled "feewings".
@@con.troller4183 Then why did you!?
Doesn't he realize that he's comedy gold?
@@pamelacourts5989 oh please. Someone's short of a humour gene.
@@RJM56 Yeah, I could hear that whoosh a long way off...
I know Stephen is glad to have the audience, but I really miss the intimacy and warmth of the show during the pandemic. Evie's little chuckle and their interaction was so endearing.
I only started watching him during the pandemic. The content is great by itself, having people interrupt with laughter or applause is obnoxious and unnecessary. Sad to say I find it unwatchable now but I'm sure I'm in the minority.
Me too!
Me too
@@OhSeriously I watched it before, but got very much used to the quarantine format. I don't really enjoy it anymore now...
I've watched for years, but, after the intimacy of the Covid period, the audience is so annoying as to make it unwatchable.
glad that "the late show" is back in the building! Jon Batiste and the band just adds that special something to the flavor of the show that can't be replaced. It just feels right.
"Old Whack Donald"...Wow, A+ Late show. Love all this.
I sat next to Carl Nassib in my plant biology class at Penn State, he was always a very nice guy. Glad to see him taking pride in who he is.
So embarrassed watching the PSU football page share his news and seeing all the local yokels complaining. I'm a local who left, came back to attend PSU, then left again. When I moved home again in 14 I thought I was moving home to my people, then 16 happened and I realized I was much better out in the real world interacting with more than the angry lady at the tobacco store and boys at the jobsite. My neighbors are disgusting.
@@dustinpollard6237 It’s hard for me to see the town in the same way you do because I didn’t grow up there, I only really interacted with other students who for the most part were very progressive and forward thinking people. I can see how it would irritate you to be surrounded by townies that were poisoned by the right wing rhetoric of the last several years.
"Mar-a-Gulag-o". Excellent. This is exactly why I love Colbert. The wordplay is on a different level.
The Trump administration has been great for the defense attorney industry.
Biden administration is great for China
Can you imagine a gathering of state bar officials across the US voting to offer the entire former administration an award for increasing the incomes of their members by being such crooks? (Can you imagine taking the time to read this diatribe?)
@@dalebanks1353 - Huh? What the heck does that mean?
@@shirleyrombough8173 Shirley with one's intelligence you should know excactly what I mean lol
Not really cause he doesn’t pay them.
The 'those of us who can still vote' joke was quality
I love how the dude was so nonchalant about his coming out. What's usually a very emotional moment, is treated as if he's confident that enough people have accepted this now. Shows how far we've came. 🏳️🌈
I actually like the fact that I had to scroll down twenty comments before I got to someone making any reference to this. It means that less people actually care if you’re gay, trans, or non. Society is getting to the stage where sexual orientation is treated with the same reaction as your choice of car.
Now, to work on that islamophobia.
@@MyMarsham -- And maybe on contempt for women?
@@ValerieJNorse and that. How about we start with a general “treat everybody else as you’d want to be treated.” Pretty simple, IMO, it’s even in the Bible. Not that you’d know it from the way some “Christians” act.
@@MyMarsham Or how we treat black people in general.
@@HBarnill I only went with Islamophobia at random. So many groups to choose from, sadly.
I wonder if people instead of saying "I'm going to do a number 2" they say, "I'm going to do a number 45"
Love this comment. Will try to pick up in everyday use.
Doing a dump can be the same as saying doing a "T*" So already a century old.
No, they're not saying. No one other than Trump is that full of crap.
It is our sacred responsibility as citizens of these United States to make this a thing.
Actually, Eric Idle wrote a stage show where someone called shitting “taking a Donald (Trump),” which breaks down into taking a dump.
Dump Truck wasn’t even in the White House when it premiered.
This is like some more twisted version of Nixon’s Enemies list.
Ah...Nixon seems so innocent by comparison.
That suit and tie look SHARP! Good choice Mr Colbert's costumer/wardrobe supervisor.
45 prides himself on being a tough guy, but he can’t take a joke. The snowflake is strong with this one.
Brittle.
Who’s doing the complaint here? Ratings are in the toilet, they need Donald Trump.
@@poppy_anderson;
The Pouting Pumpkin is keeping himself busy on the wedding circuit spouting his lies. . .
Meanwhile the Late Show just won a Peabody. . .
(Who do ya think is gonna get more sponsors ? ? Hint: he ain't orange😁)
. . . Biden won a legitimate election. . .
🇺🇸 😷 👩🏾 🇵🇷 😎 🇺🇸 😷
@@poppy_anderson is a no content troll site!
@@poppy_anderson Your comment helps the UA-cam ratings, so thanks
So sad, SNL has LITERALLY made fun of EVERY President. This last one just happened to have tiniest……
...WHATEVER!
....probe.
...hands
"To recap, don't order pizza with Bill de Blasio"
Don't worry, Stephen. The only reason you didn't make the list is because he couldn't figure out how to spell your name. Steven Coalbear is probably locked away in Guantanamo.
Could somebody please create a Late Night Mischief Maker award? It would be like another pebble in 45's shoe, right in the bone spurs
I care about sports exactly 0% and I am thrilled to see Nassib’s courage and openness. I am sincerely hoping he sees no negative effects on his career or personal life due to this but I’m nervous for him.
I care about Nassib's announcement exactly 0%. It has nothing to do with football and if he weren't a football player nobody would care. I do care about stopping all forms of discrimination and I'm in favor of everyone living however they want, but get over yourselves. Like my opinion, nobody cares.
@@zeymort3926 "Nobody cares" is the IDEAL scenario, but a lot of people actually DO care and pretending they don't is just being disingenuous.
@@zeymort3926 but he is a football player.
#JustMonika
One of the best!
"Don 't lump me in .... my name is..."
*UNLIMITED BREAD STICK* 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Colbert, Trae Crowder, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Maher, and Seth Meyers -- you and your crews are the ones who helped keep me (relatively) sane during the Last Guy's term in office. Thanks for that, and thanks for keeping it real even after the Forty-Worst got booted from office.
Imagine being a member of a political party trying to make it harder to vote. Imagine.
Not very hard to imagine, since the GOP has been depending on that for their survival for years now.
Knowing that what you're trying to sell is so rotten, only your delusional followers will vote for you
Imagine being a citizen of a free country and watching your elected officials try to take away your right to vote, and you have more guns than people in your country but there's nothing at all that you will do to protect your freedom.
Just imagine that.
Blatantly, even.
Let that sink in...
Use your vote!! 🌊🌊🌊
@@Marijuanifornia Voter ID laws don't take away a citizen's ability to vote. What are you on about fool
"And otbers" includes the best. Thanks for keeping us sane during the reign of hair
Lmmfao!! He said that soda will "burn a hole through your t-shirt!!"🤣😂🤣🤣
Did you guys not see him sue Bill Maher for saying that his father was an orangutan? What did you think was going to happen? He’s a narcissist with no sense of humour. Which is so über ironic considering how many times he made me laugh during those four years.
Which is ridiculous because orangutans don't attend klan rallies.
It was funny, until all the dying started. The CCP and the incompetence of Trump killed hundreds of thousands of Americans, aside from the tens of millions deaths that the CCP ultimately will cause around the world until vaccinations catch up to the variants and this disease is eliminated like Smallpox.
Reportedly, Canadians allowed that also to be shipped to the Wuhan lab, by the way. See "Canadian scientist sent deadly viruses to Wuhan lab months before RCMP asked to investigate" in yahoo news and cbc dot ca. See "'Wake-up call for Canada': Security experts say case of 2 fired scientists could point to espionage" in cbc dot ca. (I love their use of the word "could." Duh!)
He got such a hard on from destroying Kathy Griffith that like a serial killer he wanted to re enact it.
CORRECTION: I meant to say "viruses like that" in second paragraph.
You’re wrong. Bill said his MOTHER was an orangutan.
Congratulations on your Peabody Award, Stephen.
The TRUTH might be slowed, it won't be STOPPED!
"Squid Pro Quo". F***en classic. Spit my coffee out. You owe me a cup of coffee, damn it.
Fun fact: Our 45th president turns orange when he cannot take a joke.
I thought he turnes orange when he lies.
@@ihcterra4625 Either way, the orange is permanent.
Da Go: I'll bet Alec Baldwin has taken up permanent residence in the Orange Ape's diseased mind. :-)
That explains a lot... 😄 😄 😄
@@ihcterra4625 That's true, he's actually allergic to lying. When he's not lying, he's actually rather pale and skinny. But he just can't keep himself from it, so...
Every president gets lampooned. Even in Lincoln's day, he would be the target of snide editorial cartoons in newspapers. If you can't handle that, you shouldn't take on the job.
i have only seen 6 presidents, but this last one takes the cake! none more ignorant than he which refuses to learn.
The fact that the GOP os immune to irony is infuriating. They keep yelling all day about "cancel culture" and "crystal generation", when they're the ones trying to silence anyone who's not actively kissing the Orange-in-Chief's rear end.
@@artbargra Projection. They quiver with fear behind their chicken feathers.
As he sat on a high-backed stool beneath the majestic marble statue of Lincoln, Trump said, “They always said, ‘Lincoln, nobody got treated worse than Lincoln.’ I believe I am treated worse.”
Poor baby.
I’ve never seen them make fun of Obama and Biden
. . .Squid Pro Quo?
Snorted my coffee on that one.
No more currency, depreciation; "FOR HEALTHY FOOD!!!"