Velma: I thought you said F*cking.
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- Опубліковано 1 лют 2023
- Velma Season 1 episode 7
#animation #velma #hbomax
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Your actually trying to recommend this show😂😂😂😂
No. Not ever.
I'll kindly refuse
No
But recommending Velma is crazy though!!!🤣🤣🤣
The creator of scobby doo watching this from heaven:
"Look how they massacred my boy"
Hanna or Barbera?
Or both?
@@dylansharp8471 joe ruby
@@comicsans-br4vu
Who?
@@dylansharp8471 one of the main writers and creators of scobby doo
He’s rolling around in his grave right now upset that this was created
Shows so inconsistent. Wasn’t Daphne upset Fred wouldn’t sleep with her in the first episode?
That's before she became a lesbian overnight. Just like Velma, who a day prior, had no problem entering a group shower, which also had a naked Daphne and beat her. Then the very next day, she blushes at every touch and look
It’s jusT none sense
@@lookingforlove839 to be fair it does sound like the average teenager today
Now she's over him.
Inconsistent doesn’t even begin to describe it
Daphne really left those stacks of cash on the ground instead of taking all of it and putting it towards her savings or using it to buy more inventory for her drug deals? What type of saleswoman is she? Smh.
Well, at least we know she ain't a gold digger. 🗿
@@blackagent4754 She still could have put that money towards something.
Isn't she already filthy rich or did this show get rid of that detail about her background that has been established in every incarnation of the character?
@@TheWickedMerman her parents are cops she’s just popular cause of her beauty
@@TheWickedMerman
Is that really in almost every version? Her being the wealthy one?
If I was Daphne, I would keep asking Fred to throw more money at me.
But Fred threw all the money he had with him in his arms?
@@ViewtifulAce I would tell him I need more money, and he would probably go and get more money.
@@ThomasFan-vd3uz lol 🤣
Same here
same
Daphne: Angry at Fred for not having sex with her.
Also Daphne: Slaps Fred for asking to have sex with her.
She was trying to be with Velma.
well yeah its rude to ask someone to be with you just so you can have sex with them.
its degrading so she slapped him.
Mordern women in a nut shell.
Basically us men can't win their emotions change when it suits them and their excuses are endless....
WOMEN
@@shed117 not all woman are like that
Bruh, in the first episode she literally tried to unzip his fly in PUBLIC. One misunderstanding is what offends her? Consistency, Mindy. FIND IT.
It’s ok when a girl does it, it’s not funny when a guy has a misunderstanding with a girl.
@Saints Row The Badass Bro That's literally men's fault lol
@@ahkniyaprice8147 That’s “literally” not.
This makes no sense her being upset her boyfriend wouldn't sleep with her and being offended her ex just asked her that out of nowhere after she realized she was gay IS consistent. You guys need to grow up and find valid arguments I bet your favorite show is even more inconsistent than this🙄
@@QuadElementals How does it make no sense?
She never realized she was gay so no it isn’t consistent.
Actually its you needs to grow up and find valid arguments because you never had any in this conversation in the first place.
All you did was moan, whine and complain just because people, SANE people are criticizing the show for good reasons. Funny how you are betting desperately that our favorite show is more inconsistent than this when in reality that’s not going to happen because any show be it good or bad will be way more consistent than this dumpster fire of an HBO max TV show you ignorant Twat.
0:36 that girl in background literally snaps her neck 💀
This entire show in one quote.
“Not Funny, Didn’t Laugh”
-That one Donkey Kong meme
"hahahah we made fun of the white man now laugh "
Mindy Kaling ahd a S&M obssession with white man
*had
@@parisan9985 Wdym
This comment was more funny than the show.
Thank you
Fred being a man-child in the whole series.
Fred's complete earnestness in whatever he does, even when he (often) screws up, is one of the surprisingly charming parts of the series.
The people staring at her like:
👁👁
👄
Look how they massacred my bois
This meme is so fitting
Logic and consistency: **exist**
Mindy Failing when writing Velma: I’ll pretend I didn’t see that
Take the money*whispers loudly*
0:23
I’ll bet the writers came up with “Fog Fest” just to make this joke. A joke like this whole show
Right it sounds very contrived and strange.
This is one of the few jokes that I actually laughed at throughout the episode. Thank you for posting it.
They walking away and leaving Velma behind was hilarious.
@@tarnw3301 which was well deserved.
It's just odd that they left her behind lol
Daphne is supposed to be the rich girl.
true but they made her normal and have 2 mothers which wasn’t part of the lore
@@svftystrangeDoes it really matter?!
It’s an adaptation. They can do whatever they want.
Stupid Fanbrats
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Ain’t reading alladat.
I love how velma immediately just assumes fred is asking her
Main character syndrome 💀💀💀💀
"Buttery lil' beachball" lol, I'm going to use that. 🙃
Don’t do it. Please.
I've seen an article that quoted Charlie Grandy (who seems to be the main creator) and Mindy Kaling joking about about how Fred had to be kept white. It's possible they were just joking, and they just happened to get a white guy voicing Fred (they made the characters' races match the voice actors), but it makes me think they see Fred as a symbol of white privilege, and that's why they hate him so much (in the case of the original Fred, maybe because he was always the leader). Charlie Grandy is white, but maybe he was unpopular and Fred is based on some jocks he hated in high-school; Vemla seems like a show made by someone who really hated high-school, which isn't a problem in itself, but that kind of resentment can affect people in unhealthy ways.
A LOT of people in the Amierican Media + Twitter landscape have an unhealthy hatred for minors based on baggage from 20+ years ago
I love how
1. Velma will never stop being not like other girls.
2. Daphne just sits there completely frozen and not blinking while Velma talks to her, and
3. Velma somehow thinks that Fred is talking to her, even though he’s literally throwing money at *Daphne.*
0:23 Fred: I have to be Fog King, for fox sake. Daphne: ( gasps ) Excuse me? ( slaps ) Fred: Ah! Daphne: Wait, you said fox sake. 😂
Tf is with Scooby-Doo now💀💀💀💀💀
Some of these companies wanna spend more time rebooting any kind of media from our childhood and not focus on producing content that’s original. Seriously, they canceled Scooby Holiday Haunt for this? How depressing.
It's not a Scooby Doo show. It's a stupid show with Scooby-Doo characters in it.
0:23
I honestly find that hilarious 😂
I love when the joke returns later in the episode when Daphne flirtily says to Velma that "I bet you'd be great at Fog King"😆
I almost thought she said “fucking”
But that’s because they say it fast
@@Tpenny Thats what she's trying to imply😂
Next episodes he want to be Sofa King ok
@@DBOMB5317 Not
I hate Velma so fucking much. But I have to agree with Elvis, Fred throwing money at people did get a slight nasal reaction from me.
I hate all 3 them
Apparently Daphne wanted Velma to be really jealous and over protective, wtf Daphne you blame her because of that later on
Out of context but I love your idia shroud Profil picture 👌👌
@@theaverageforumuser8274not really, because the fact she said yes was to make velma jealous.
@@poppyfan2842 Not a fact
@@theaverageforumuser8274 no
@Saints Row The Badass Bro you might wanna rethink Sophie
Lmao, she really thought he was asking her 💀
Fred throwing money at Daphne that is being very stupid
That joke could work if done right
Wasn't he a feminist 1 episode back?
Daphne not picking up the cash bugs me.
This whole show is stupid and I’m not lying.
The joke wasn't that bad. Atleast make the hate justified.
Lmao Fred is one of the only funniest characters in the show.
frr
this show blows
I disagree all characters are bad
Seeing clips of this show makes me wanna not live on this planet anymore
Daphne and Fred love each other for Beauty in Mystery Incorporated.
Fanbrats: Bestest Show EVAR!!!
Fred and Daphne date each other for Beauty in Velma.
Fanbrats: WB is shit and Hanna Barbara are rolling in thier graves. I hate everything WB produces!!! Wahhhh!!!!!!
When you thought that he said it, but HBO Max would of censored.
Highly doubt it. Streaming services can cut loose on content since it's not cable, and besides this is HBO we're talking about. Adult content is kinda their big thing.
Was I supposed to laugh at this? My intelligence level is too high to understand this Mindy Kaling middle school humor
Okay. I know for a fact that there are some animators that get their inspiration when somebody got drunk watching _Drawn Together_ . This cartoon however was made when somebody was drunk watching Scooby Doo and said “You know what? Let’s throw in some _Always Sunny in Philadelphia_ and _Family Guy_ in there too!”
This dialogue literally just sounds like White noise to me.
This is what I got when I searched up virtual insanity, it was for the song but I think it follows
Remind me to listen to that song sometime.
Bro this is weird scooby doo is not scooby doo anymore
Fog king not fu
Inparrent :WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT REALLY MEANS LIKE IT MAKES ANY DIFFERENCE!!! 😆😆😆😆😎😎😎😎
Are we all going to ignore how funny it was about not only the way Fred said YES, But his face when he said it 😂😂😂.
It's like this dialogue was written by a socially awkward depressed 14 year old
Velma Show in a phrase:
How dare you to be white
What?
Scooby Doo:I’m glad this isn’t for kids
Ngl that joke got a chuckle out of me, i wasnt expecting that. Just from this clip it looks like the show would be better if velma just werent in it, that entire joke just didnt need her character there
The annoying and bad thing is that Scooby is not present in this series 💔
That's the best thing this show has going for it.
@@jasonhulett shut
@@Scyko. No, hes right. Scooby isnt tarnished or harmed in anyway with these rip-offs of his friends. Scooby is too innocent for a world as hate-filled as Mindy Kalings.
@ItsRickysChannel scooby was the least important member. All he did was act as shaggy number 2 so him being here wouldn't change much either way. It'd still be shit.
@@davidc. They are altogether important.
I Wonder If Frank welker and Grey delise reacted to this series?
All Grey had to say about it was “Jeepers!”
Frank Welker is in the show as Fred's father
{0:26} - If I were Fred, I would've slapped back Daphne.
And I would have stomped you, you're not special
0:04 again if this was any other actor this would be pure shit but howerthon the legend of a man is able to make it funny
This shows is really good slapstick
So... no one is taking the money
I'll just help myself
Way to make the characters even worse than ever. I swear this is by far so bad in fact, a reminds me of Ren & Stimpy adult party cartoon where they bastardized we already established cartoons. The only difference was it was done by John K perhaps the creator who made this has the same kind of personality like these characters do. From all the naked minors in the show, I am fairly certain we need to look into the creators background.
Daphne just might be the best character in this who show. And that's setting the bar really low...
Fr her moms didn't even care that a person's mom was missing 💀💀💀????
@@hoshi4076 😂😂😂
No she didn’t
Daphne sucks in this show
Ngl Fred’s delivery of ‘YES’ At 0:32 is funny, but that’s probably because I wasn’t expecting it
Here's an example of dialogue that's funny and gives the audience credit:
Luke Cage, season 2, his conversation with Piranha:
P: "Your father...isn't he a preacher?"
LC: "Yeah...Reverend Nunya"
P: "Nunya? Is that Swahili?"
See, if you have to explain your joke to us, then you didn't tell it right.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo
*WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY SHOW?!*
why is Velma black? Why is Dephne Asian? Why does Fred have so much money without spending it on his van?
DEI Velma is Indian but it doesn’t matter smh
You know what keeps going through my mind? That UA-camrs are blasting this show like North Korea national censorship day in happy hour, and yet it is getting thousands of likes, AND it’s apparently been renewed for a second season. Where’s this going?
a main character could die brutally on screen in this show and i would be like 😐
it's hard to emotionally invest in any of them
Fred is genuinely funny.
Fred’s design in this show looks like Adrien Agreste from Miraculous Ladybug
😭
This is why I don’t like Velma as a hole
0:24 ah shoot this dude knows his priorities
The "YOAWS"
What kind of deranged, corrupted, child memories killing cartoon is this?
GG for fred
“My buttery little beach ball” 🤢
Didn’t this show just come out how many fucking episodes does this have?
7, and 5 more are to be released for a total of 12. Oh yeah and this show's getting a second season.
@@HandlesAreReallyBad oh boy..
They should just stop lol. How can they ruin Scooby Doo like that
0:29 Daphne: F-
Bro Thinks She Will Smith
For some reason Daphne reminds me of poison ivy from the harley quinn tv series.
Just don't ask any questions, just DONT ask any questions..... mhmhmhmh.... Why the fuck does this have to exist?! What did they do to the Scooby Gang? If I can even still call them that!!
So you're telling me a show that loves bragging about how "mature" and "adult" it is, to the point where they excluded Scooby from it for that exact reason, is too afraid to say the word fucking? On the same streaming service that features shows like South Park and Euphoria?
Unbelievable.
Also sounds like Mystery Incorporated. Just without the whole Scooby thing.
if you actually watched the show you'd know they're not afraid of characters swearing
@@howler6321 Then what's the point of this joke? I don't see the humor in an adult show making a joke about not swearing when they can actually swear.
@@mcflurryfrostie if they spell out the joke for you it's not funny. The fact that you got it shows they were successful and you're just a hater
R.I.P Scooby Doo - my childhood
How did Fred go from the leader of the mystery gang, a guy who planned what traps to set to catch the villan, go to a rich boy who can't do anything for himself!?!?!?
0:23 It’s funny because this show is afraid if commitment.
It’s sad how a pup named Scooby Doo, Fred and Daphne are better than this
Why did that make me actully laugh 💀
This show has just killed the Scooby-Doo franchise
0:30 nobody finna talk bout that high ass girl in da back? No? Just me?
I was fully expecting to hear Zarbon in the background
Nothing about this was remotely funny.
Most adult shows aren't funny little bro. This joke wasn't even that bad. Pretty basic if anything
If I was Velma, I would have taken the money Fred and Daphne left behind and start an actual business. Lol
“YES!” 💀
I'm guessing Scooby-Doo is nowhere in this. Not even a cameo
A major ruh-roh!
Velma sold Scooby to Daphne's family that's what happened to him
@@creepypastakingthedragones3679 💀
in this series scooby is just a brain wash operation initials,wtf
Nice one
Honestly, this show would be greatly improved if they had the Thing (from John Carpenter’s the Thing) show up and assimilate every one of the people here.
"Fred, I still don't see any money on the ground yet, I think I need more!"
0:25 my mom when i curse for the first time as a kid
Here’s a better relationship example:
Suzie Chan being a better help toward Fred. She is the mother figure of her family after all. And she helps Fred with his lack of a mother.
I wanted to see this when I saw a black shaggy and velma but im scared scooby will be a Pitbull or Rottweiler
If vivziepop wrote scooby doo
Making one character a piece of trash doesn’t make the other a decent human being in comparison
One of my favorite lines. For a second I laughed 😂
That's why they called it the Fog King festival? So they could have a cheap gag where someone got slapped because someone else thought they were saying "fucking"?
This looks too abridged
DON'T THROW MONEY!!!
That was so easy, I almost feel guilty.
Imagine if he said I have to be f*cking