@@AmaroqStarwindit’s probably supposed to make you want to get it, so you can do it right, but honestly it just makes me want to smash my face into a brick wall
Deadlock has the unfortunate fate of being a live service developed by Valve in-house. It has 2 paths: 1 Be completely out of touch on launch and instaflop. (See Underlords and Artifact) 2 Be fantastic, but Valve gets bored of it in a year.
You had your Angry Birds Your Polytopia Possibly Battle Bears And you got your Block Fortress But I still remember getting Doodle Jump for my iPod Touch all those years ago
impossible, no one ever wins a mobile ad
Its hard to loose with 3 different great powers at your side:
Resonance crystal samples
Maximum “MY ASS IS HEAVY”
And the backing of the SCIENCE TEAM
@@zombieranger3410 😂
It's because he chose the THICK dr kleiner civilization in R̶̶i̶̶s̶̶e̶̶ ̶o̶̶f̶̶ ̶K̶̶i̶̶n̶̶g̶̶d̶̶o̶̶m̶̶s̶̶ half life.
No, moms always win in mobile ads
"Gordon doesn't need to lose.
He's a highly trained proffesional."
The half life community going insane when theres still no half life 3
Going? Buddy we've been insane for a long time
Eat the crunchy crystals
I feel like HLA's ending has somehow made us even more insane
(Spoiler: hl3 confirmed)
DONT DRINK THE WATER, THEY PUT SOMETHING IN IT, TO MAKE YOU FORGET
Hunt Down the Freeman was one of the biggest reasons of the Insanity in the half life community
Gordon doesn't need to see all this, he's a highly trained professional!
Gordon Assman
Yes.
Think You Can Do Better?!?!?!
The only thing innacurrate is you chose all the gates that upgrade the character Lol
The players in mobile game ads are always catastrophically inept
@@AmaroqStarwindit’s probably supposed to make you want to get it, so you can do it right, but honestly it just makes me want to smash my face into a brick wall
@@AmaroqStarwind I wonder if that's supposed to trigger our "you're doing it wrong, this is easy, let me play"-response. 🤔
that's exactly it
@@gagaplex it is
THICK-LIFE
Half-Ass
Mid fart
THICC-LYFE
Ass Life
half gyatt
So THAT'S what the briefcase was for...
Bro really say MY ASS İS HEAVY FREEMAN
Capital 'I' with a dot on top? It should be the default in english. Then we'll have less 1/l/I tests
Is this a fever dream
is it a fantasy?
@@SweetTodd Is it caught in a landslide with no escape from reality?
I want fever dreams to be exactly like this
@@therealcertifiedrat Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
No
The worst part was I actually got a mobile game ad when I watched this
Use The Block, Luke!
Use uBlock/youtube revanced bro
@@ScienceDiscoverer might steal your credit card info(((
Hi from russia, we don't have ad, because we under sanctions ;)
Exactly... i got that almost exact same one, the military versin
Here, we can see gameplay footage of Half Life 4 that's rotting in Gaben's gay corn game stash
Half-Life 4... implying that Half Life 3 is Skibidi Toilet
@@NeurodivergentSuperioritysoyjaks will never be board culture
@@samuelohare6884
>soyjaks will never be board cult- ACK!
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@@NeurodivergentSuperiority No we are skipping half life 3 because valve doesn't know what 3 is.
@@bruhgod123 Half Life Ϫ is Skibidi Toilet
My brain ceased to function these past 43 seconds
marc laidlaw did not die on the cross for this
he did
that fuckass villager news profile picture
oh
Playing this at x2 speed makes it so much better.
Why do we all have to pick up these ridiculous boosters?
Сюжет халф-лайф если бы Гордон Фримен не появился в серии игр:
adding this to my edge collection
Gyatt 🥰🤤
nice
Bruh
DAMN!! THAT MUCH REAR MASS IS MAKING MY SPECTROMETER GO OFF THE CHARTS!!!
For a bit, I thought he would fart all the Crystals on G-Man.
Bruh🗿
I thought G-Man was gonna be caked up and they have a twerk off wouldn't that be funny
That would've been hilarious!
have you seen my coffee cup?
Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?
@@BChungusdo you know who ate all the donuts
@@autumncountryball Why do we all have to wear these *RIDICULOUS* ties?
I am glad there is 4k quality available so I can watch this on repeat on 4k TV all day.
It's the real way to enjoy life. Cheers
we just got a game 4 years ago guys, how are we already going insane again
We only need half the time now.
Or a half-life, if you will.
[canned laughter]
This is what no half-life 3 does to a man
Inaccurate, player didn't walk through every negative one
*imagine valve making an official mobile port for half life 1 and they make the ads for the port like this
Which would be hilarious actually
Please, leave me alone until after the ad ends.
the ending song just completes the entire experience
Finally good advertisement
Трахать ✅
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Please do NOT👌
AYO
guys try to translate this!!!!!!!!
@@autumncountryball don't do it 🗿
Better than ‘Deadlock’.
Let's see how this comment will age , like wine or milk , but probably like wine
I fear that Deadlock will spawn so many memes
Deadlock has the unfortunate fate of being a live service developed by Valve in-house.
It has 2 paths:
1 Be completely out of touch on launch and instaflop. (See Underlords and Artifact)
2 Be fantastic, but Valve gets bored of it in a year.
V
🤓
People already hate Deadlock so much
Mobile games peaked at Doodle Jump
Peter what the hell are you doing
omg hi!
You had your Angry Birds
Your Polytopia
Possibly Battle Bears
And you got your Block Fortress
But I still remember getting Doodle Jump for my iPod Touch all those years ago
@@zombieranger3410 I like playing minesweeper on it :)
@@zombieranger3410 Don't forget pvz.
Блин шедевриально
These videos are what gman plays to Gordon while he’s in stasis to keep him entertained
Finally an ad where the character is competent
Ah, so that's how Black Mesa got its funding. Now imagine Kleiner and Magnusson doing this. xD
The fact that I got a cursed mobile game ad on this video
Yoo why the ost go hard 🔥🔥
I like your videos Half Life 😂
looks alright to me
This is mesmerizing. I keep coming back to it.
half-life brain rot I love it
well, here is grant money©
This is why I pay for the internet.
Ждём это в шортсах
Is it hl3 teaser?
It's that dude with thicc butt and money
I wish.
Yes, Gabe Newell called me yesterday and said that this is the HL3 teaser.
i legit got an ad for this type of game before this. Well played
Missed opportunity to replace Kleiner with a black ops assassin.
That is not an opportunity. The choice that's made is perfect.
unlock available at $2.99
That would have made it less funny. Leave the humor to people who understand it.
Without lying if I would play this.
Literally got the same ad before watching this…
So... wake up Mr Freeman... wake up and... watch the 3 unskippable adds
I appreciate whoever took the time to make this. True art.
My braincells are not braincelling
I have the urge to make a flipnote about half life
The hilarious thing is that i literally got an ad like that before the video
Now for this to be a playable game
This is my favorite video, it has two best half life songs.
You wouldn't last 10 secs playing this game.
Thats every mobile game ad
Never forget, someone made this
can you please make him fart on Gman
Damn 🗿🗿🗿
Bruh
I have no clue how you make these but please keep it up
Unrealistic.
The he player didn’t make 2-3 incredibly stupid mistakes.
0:23 This, is Elon Musk
you got a new subscriber this is gold
This is probably Half Life 3 ads if someone threw a bagel at Gordon xD
It should be hugr model of Ivan the spaceman on the background
Half life three leaked 😱😱😱
when Black Mesa Blue Shift Chapter 5 isn't released yet.
Fake and cringe
They didn't purposely run into the quite clearly detrimental choice
This is basically what my recurring Half-Life dreams kind of look like
I watched this mobile ad, then downloaded half life 3. Ad campaign is a success.
This video made me get all of the half life games
This made me start rooting for the combine
This is actually enjoable to Watch.
You should add the '' win achivement sound '' of steam on the end
1990: cant wait to see computer graphics in the future
2024:
You really getting thicker by yourself? No i'm with the science team!
This. Is. Brilliant.
Брат, ты гений
After seeing so many Evony ads, this became a normal occurrence for me
Finally this is the content I need
So that's what's inside Gmans briefcase
We cannot confirm nor deny this is canon
What on earth did I just watch.
I love it
i want to play that...
RIGHT NOW
Hilariously enough i got one of these god forsaken ads just before watching this video.
I can't get enough
this is absolute cinema
I like how Gen Z has distilled consumerist algorithms into a fine powder I can snort off the table like I was back in Miami again.
the music at the end kinda reminds me off the minigame in call of duty black ops 1. i think it was called Dead ops or something
So this is the crazy new tech Gabe's been waiting for to make Half-Life 3.
Dj toilet got those beat
I cried.
We had a mobile half life ad before half life 3 😢
I have to let the fact sink in that i just watched this.
I got the exact ad this video makes a parody of
the ost isn't the only thing going hard 😏
This is the best mobile game add I've ever seen!! XD
This is the most hilarious thing i ever saw XD
Vinny needs to see this.
тут какой то слишком умный игрок для рекламы
i never regret clicking a video before :(