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  • @aronthomas8018
    @aronthomas8018 Рік тому +12995

    What was that about the cat? 😨

    • @WATCHOUTWARDEN
      @WATCHOUTWARDEN Рік тому +60

      Fr

    • @manlikeme412
      @manlikeme412 Рік тому +437

      He was chasing the bag 🤷‍♂️

    • @obi-wankenobi2042
      @obi-wankenobi2042 Рік тому +43

      Bruh we all know what he said just don’t pay any attention

    • @Rough_Buff_Alt
      @Rough_Buff_Alt Рік тому +93

      ​@@obi-wankenobi2042 you were supposed to get the joke! Not let it fly over your head!

    • @abovegroundgarage
      @abovegroundgarage Рік тому +1

      You’ve never jerked off cats for money? Some world we live in today

  • @pepperpig649
    @pepperpig649 Рік тому +5292

    Chilling = Not wanting to tell your parents what you’re actually doing

    • @wnathanielw
      @wnathanielw 11 місяців тому +544

      Chilling = watching youtube videos all fucking day

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 10 місяців тому +91

      My answer: “I don’t know yet”

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 10 місяців тому +21

      Facts!! Can't tell them I'm editing videos for youtube🤣

    • @broskichannel4163
      @broskichannel4163 9 місяців тому +7

      facts lol@@H.K.5

    • @ThisPersonIsARe
      @ThisPersonIsARe 8 місяців тому

      Chilling=Probably having a wank
      I’m chilling right now also

  • @pandamanjoe9664
    @pandamanjoe9664 Рік тому +5262

    “I’ve been scrubbing the dogs asshole cause it stinks of shit.”
    I can’t stop laughing

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 Рік тому +25

      That’s why I’ll never own a dog 😂

    • @Amasterofai
      @Amasterofai Рік тому +6

      But I know u never laughed

    • @pandamanjoe9664
      @pandamanjoe9664 Рік тому +8

      @@Amasterofai I do be laughing at the funny video yes

    • @pandamanjoe9664
      @pandamanjoe9664 Рік тому

      @Sharky Shark VR Yep that’s why you also look at this guys content

    • @pandamanjoe9664
      @pandamanjoe9664 Рік тому

      @Sharky Shark VR honestly no, I'm here to have a good time

  • @OmarMohamed.
    @OmarMohamed. Рік тому +1648

    “Ok I’ll just die then” 💀

    • @mahalagiul
      @mahalagiul 8 місяців тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😘

    • @kermitthefragg
      @kermitthefragg 8 місяців тому +12

      Please don't. Who would then just quote the video and add a skull like an absolute NPC if you died?

    • @OmarMohamed.
      @OmarMohamed. 8 місяців тому +7

      @@kermitthefragg the skull emoji was the expression… it’s not about “dying” and it was a quote from the short bruh

    • @kermitthefragg
      @kermitthefragg 8 місяців тому

      @OmarMohamed. wtf are you talking about? Of course it's a quote from the short.....that's whys I said you quoted the video and added a skull. How dense are you 😂

    • @istillhavenoTails
      @istillhavenoTails 8 місяців тому +1

      @@kermitthefraggthe skull was basically saying smth like ‘bruh’

  • @headhunter743
    @headhunter743 Рік тому +2113

    “Waste of shit” 😂😂

    • @headhunter743
      @headhunter743 8 місяців тому +7

      Good comment fine sir

    • @hugohoeglund1424
      @hugohoeglund1424 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@headhunter7438 months! 😂

    • @CTcuber4K
      @CTcuber4K 6 місяців тому +10

      @@headhunter743 bro gave himself a medal

  • @allytank-itykitty7417
    @allytank-itykitty7417 Рік тому +726

    Forgot the part where they call you from downstairs, and when you answer back it's all "get down here I can't hear you"

    • @DEEKANDTARA
      @DEEKANDTARA Рік тому +6

      😂 so true

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Рік тому +61

      Or they straight up just ignore you until you come down and then lecture you about saying what

    • @MrTehDBear
      @MrTehDBear 9 місяців тому +17

      @@jmurray1110 Was about to say this. Mine ALWAYS called then grew silent no matter how much you screamed back. Drove me nuts.

  • @stryke__
    @stryke__ 2 роки тому +4747

    Hi mate just wanna say thanks for taking a pic with me and my friend on the train

  • @kersman09
    @kersman09 Рік тому +113

    I can deal with the “waste of shit” remarks but leaving my door open triggers a different type of anger

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Рік тому +2

      My parents actively open them and refuse to close any door that doesn’t need a key to lock
      I swear my ma’s clostrophonic with how unwilling she is to close doors even after she yells at the animals to stay in the room

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 9 місяців тому +4

      I remember when my dad left the door open and I slammed it shut out of anger. He came back into my room and called me an idiot, I was this close to punching him right in the face 😂

    • @awardwinningcritique6895
      @awardwinningcritique6895 5 місяців тому +1

      You don't slam doors unless you own the house bro. And even then, expect people to leave very quickly and spread rumours that you're mentally unstable lol@@H.K.5

    • @Rebelistic
      @Rebelistic 3 місяці тому

      ​@@awardwinningcritique6895 we're all a little mentally unstable.

  • @morjam4265
    @morjam4265 Рік тому +5269

    Ngl Aldi frozen pizza actually slaps

    • @benjaminwade7489
      @benjaminwade7489 Рік тому +289

      Only the stone baked ones, the rest taste like literal plastic

    • @grog3082
      @grog3082 Рік тому +87

      It’s like a 80% chance of it being banging icl

    • @Happy_Shopper
      @Happy_Shopper Рік тому +8

      It's true.

    • @JoCoHo
      @JoCoHo Рік тому +34

      I just make my own pizzas at this point, it's quite nice if you use a garlic flatbread as a base.

    • @Ilovemydog3
      @Ilovemydog3 Рік тому +2

      @@benjaminwade7489 yeah true

  • @billjjjjbb
    @billjjjjbb Рік тому +382

    Haha my favourite video yet! Most relatable one especially when they just walk out without answering 😂

  • @Josh-lm7on
    @Josh-lm7on 11 місяців тому +111

    Honestly it's terrible how accurate that is with some parents in the UK.

    • @mariogomez56
      @mariogomez56 6 місяців тому +1

      Sad

    • @No_step_on_snake
      @No_step_on_snake 6 місяців тому +4

      This sounds like my parents

    • @derbdep
      @derbdep 5 місяців тому

      "some"

    • @RogueSausage
      @RogueSausage 15 днів тому

      Boomers were pretty bad parents when it came to emotional and mental health

  • @TheBigHA
    @TheBigHA Рік тому +275

    That abortion line left me shook

  • @dreamlogic681
    @dreamlogic681 Рік тому +44

    "waste of shit" is one of the best insults I've ever heard

  • @themanicman8458
    @themanicman8458 Рік тому +160

    My mom tried her hardest to do the tough approach
    Anytime I would be at the situation like this where I'm just relaxing and she would get on to me for it talking about back in her day I would just say thank you for giving me a better life
    And she would reflexively say "you're welcome" and then pause and then just walk away
    She's too sweet of a person to be a disciplinarian luckily for both of us I just respected her enough to listen to her

    • @ibrahim_-_-_
      @ibrahim_-_-_ Рік тому +9

      damn that’s hella sweet

    • @georgelinford5576
      @georgelinford5576 Рік тому +2

      W

    • @empresscrafts689
      @empresscrafts689 8 місяців тому +1

      My mum just says I need to do the the same struggle as her for my kids bcs each generation needs to progress. I understand but we can progress and have moments of calm too. I don’t choose to struggle thanks.

    • @rawt3n315
      @rawt3n315 8 місяців тому +3

      W mom W child.

  • @jacket6139
    @jacket6139 7 місяців тому +17

    The angry walk in with them just looking for something to complain about, is so accurate. 😂

  • @XK1773
    @XK1773 9 місяців тому +10

    Parents are just hostile NPCs without weapons

  • @oscarthenotsogrouchy
    @oscarthenotsogrouchy Рік тому +141

    when i’m tired by dad says, “you can rest when you’re dead” 😂

    • @DEEKANDTARA
      @DEEKANDTARA Рік тому

      😂 always

    • @Dazzxp
      @Dazzxp 8 місяців тому +2

      The same with my Dad, and now my wife...

  • @darthraider450
    @darthraider450 7 місяців тому +6

    The "you hungry?" part is so underrated straight after that barrage of insults, it's like the unconditional love side kicks in and remembers that the person receiving the insults is the offspring 😂

  • @briangomes6716
    @briangomes6716 4 місяці тому +6

    Leaving the door open think it's a universal parent trait 😂

  • @samjesus8
    @samjesus8 Рік тому +21

    the parents that dont close the goddamn door when they leave, hit me the most. Every single fucking time, they just burst open like its FBI, interrogate you and dont close it when they leave
    Especially during bed, its like I'm being blinded by the fucking sun when they dont close the door

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Рік тому +1

      Even worse
      My parents won’t t let me close it

    • @jakewhite9179
      @jakewhite9179 7 місяців тому

      Start taking shits in the bathroom with the door open, when you're asked why, tell them it's the same reason they leave your door open.

    • @jakewhite9179
      @jakewhite9179 7 місяців тому

      Or leave the fridge open and tell em it's the same reason. Price of electric will make em stop 😂

  • @-Eternal-Damnation-
    @-Eternal-Damnation- Рік тому +54

    This is spot on. I'm laughing like a maniac 🤣 Fucking hilarious mate

  • @shortsentral
    @shortsentral 6 місяців тому +8

    “What you doing today” most accurate shit in this video

  • @disapointing
    @disapointing Рік тому +69

    why is it
    so dam relatable
    my dad literally called me mentally stupid for not eating rice for some reason

    • @jsml337g05u
      @jsml337g05u 9 місяців тому +5

      I guess I know where you get your username from 😂

  • @analogdistortion
    @analogdistortion Рік тому +15

    Okay. I'll just die then. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @longbow192
    @longbow192 8 місяців тому +4

    Frozen pizza from Aldi? Sign me the fuck up! 4 months, you say? Yea, but it's been in the freezer this whole time. It's still good, innit.

  • @ree1120
    @ree1120 Місяць тому +1

    This just gave me major flashbacks to my childhood

    • @SW-fn7cl
      @SW-fn7cl Місяць тому

      Yeah I felt that a bit too much tbh

  • @nolanautry3662
    @nolanautry3662 Рік тому +8

    That pizza part got me for real 😂😂😂

  • @beeblitzz
    @beeblitzz 11 місяців тому +5

    “I’ve been scrubbing the dog’s asshole because it stinks of shit” the way he said it tho 😭

  • @juliamclean4732
    @juliamclean4732 2 роки тому +22

    Love you so funny. So relatable lol

  • @joesmo3722
    @joesmo3722 Місяць тому +1

    This is exactly my parents

  • @jasonprendergast7493
    @jasonprendergast7493 Рік тому +7

    I’m 32 years of age, and I can confirm. Even back in my day. This is exactly how it was with my parents! 😂

    • @AICreations700
      @AICreations700 7 місяців тому +1

      I'm 22
      Still live with parents
      Still the same

  • @nicholasdunbar3378
    @nicholasdunbar3378 Рік тому +5

    Kid "turn the heating on"
    Parent "throws blanket at kids face"

  • @Mr.Man2214
    @Mr.Man2214 Рік тому +5

    Damn. That was a little to real.

  • @uchiha_murilo3148
    @uchiha_murilo3148 10 місяців тому +1

    FROM ALDI?
    count me the fuck in

  • @briangomes6716
    @briangomes6716 4 місяці тому +1

    Spot on, we all have heard lecture a million times 😂😂😂

  • @Blyat_man
    @Blyat_man Рік тому +6

    You're so accurate it's scary

  • @recruitmentch
    @recruitmentch Рік тому +346

    A lot of this was probably to with stress from work, and then having come home to cook, clean etc. Then they'd see you minding your own business, and would just unleash on you. My dad would make it a habit of doing this 1st thing every Saturday morning. Waking us up early on purpose to do chores, whilst literally lecturing the entire time.
    **UPDATE** Sorry to say that a lot of the responses seem to have completely missed the moral of this story. It wasn't so much about having to do the chores, but the process. Kids can be encouraged positively to contribute around the house. You don't know how it feels when you are helping but at least one parent is constantly lecturing, bringing you down and just making the whole act of doing chores a real misery. Born to do busy surgeons, me and my sisters literally had to bring ourselves up. Monday to Friday, I'd make them breakfast and dinner because my parents wouldn't even get home by 8, 9 or sometimes the next day. If we ever asked for anything, they'd go nuts. Doing chores - they'd go nuts. Go for a day out - it always ended with some 'motivational' story of hard work that would take all the joy out of the day out. I'll give you another example - god forbid if my dad's keys were misplaced or he couldn't find his glasses. The entire house would be woken up at 6AM just to look for his glasses, only to then find out they were in his suitcase all along. My story is giving light to the importance of positive and constructive communication.

    • @NUTDOM
      @NUTDOM Рік тому +39

      It’s one of those things where they don’t even know they’re doing it and get confused when you move out when you’re not ready and hardly talk to them.

    • @Captain_porkchop90
      @Captain_porkchop90 Рік тому +4

      Aaawwwwe poor diddums

    • @ari333prod
      @ari333prod Рік тому +24

      @@NUTDOMyea well bad parents usually think theyre really good

    • @ari333prod
      @ari333prod Рік тому +7

      @@Captain_porkchop90theyre just sharing their story

    • @thatguy7683
      @thatguy7683 Рік тому

      Why didnt you just do the chores then?

  • @kaleemsummally5976
    @kaleemsummally5976 24 дні тому

    "Wanking off cats" got me on the floor :D :D :D

  • @ZackMaddox-gd1zk
    @ZackMaddox-gd1zk 4 дні тому

    The listing! I thought it was just my mum did that that, I swear. The moment I hear the words “I’ve been… “I prepare for about 30 seconds of stuff that I’ve heard before 1000 times

  • @weelewism8442
    @weelewism8442 Рік тому +8

    Uhhhhhh i can't tell if i should be relating this or not 💀I thought only mine were like this

  • @jimmysgameclips
    @jimmysgameclips 2 роки тому +3

    Had this conversation lol

  • @Oxegyegames47426
    @Oxegyegames47426 Місяць тому

    Bro just said "il just die then"😂😂

  • @ndumisozulu3676
    @ndumisozulu3676 11 місяців тому +5

    We ain't gonna skip passed the cat part like this person ain't a psychopath

  • @mitchgibson3605
    @mitchgibson3605 2 роки тому +3

    Hahaha bro

  • @luispietruck2877
    @luispietruck2877 7 місяців тому +2

    Honestly the most accurate part about this is the way they just be peeking into your room looking for something to yell at you for

  • @redbrush200
    @redbrush200 Рік тому +9

    Not just UK parents. Remember, America came from y'all lmfao. We're the same 😭😂

  • @ClearLampOil
    @ClearLampOil 4 місяці тому +3

    This guy's voice sounds so surreal wtf

  • @MaxS-wg9qx
    @MaxS-wg9qx 2 місяці тому +1

    this guy is acc too funny

  • @caserzcanrap
    @caserzcanrap 3 місяці тому

    the pizza from aldi is the most real thing

  • @kartzzy6101
    @kartzzy6101 Рік тому +15

    Is it bad that the only reason I didn't question why the parents said they were "hoovering" is because of a chewkz video?

    • @multistanbrae
      @multistanbrae Рік тому +7

      Hoovers are vacuums omg 💀

    • @monkey7431_
      @monkey7431_ Рік тому

      No, it just means you have s functioning brain

  • @julierex
    @julierex 2 роки тому +9

    Aldi pizza haha 🍕🐇

  • @jimbobrussell7112
    @jimbobrussell7112 9 місяців тому +1

    I hate how accurate this is

  • @zerowilde
    @zerowilde 6 місяців тому

    "Get out of my room im playing minecraft!"

  • @ak4dark
    @ak4dark Рік тому +12

    *”you waste of shit”*
    *”I was scrubbing the dogs asshole cause it stinks like shit”*
    both had me dying😂😂💀💀
    (edit) yes, I liked my own comment

  • @Picklz_
    @Picklz_ 2 роки тому +3

    Hello

  • @jasnax
    @jasnax 5 місяців тому

    "oh ok I'll just die then" that's me

  • @jonavfc1000
    @jonavfc1000 2 місяці тому

    Pizza from Aldi that’s been there for 4 months 😂

  • @missscousemouth82
    @missscousemouth82 Рік тому +10

    Hahaha I'm the mum that does this 🤣 😂 well apart from the abortion part...that's to harsh even for me 😭

    • @jimmyli319
      @jimmyli319 Рік тому

      If you really do that as a mum you are a total failure

    • @treycearnold9573
      @treycearnold9573 10 місяців тому

      You seem fun

    • @Austin_159
      @Austin_159 6 місяців тому

      Cool... Bragging about being a shitty parent... Your getting put in a home ASAP!

  • @jnel715
    @jnel715 6 місяців тому

    After all that 'are you hungry?'!

  • @lewisgrant7622
    @lewisgrant7622 Місяць тому

    What they’ve actually been doing.
    The dad. Sat down stairs on his arse watching football

  • @obamtl
    @obamtl 7 місяців тому

    Cole's mum must be Nigerian! 😂

  • @nansnortedmyket
    @nansnortedmyket 4 місяці тому

    This has got strong peep show vibes

  • @kpopmgk497
    @kpopmgk497 8 місяців тому +2

    The pizza situation is so true 😂😂

  • @LincolnsDementure
    @LincolnsDementure 9 місяців тому

    The Aldi pizzas do go kinda hard tho Ngl

  • @pheilimobrien6634
    @pheilimobrien6634 12 днів тому

    This is too relatable 😂

  • @Jasmine-ez5td
    @Jasmine-ez5td 8 місяців тому

    Is hoovering vacuuming 😂

  • @Nelson890
    @Nelson890 Рік тому +1

    "What you doing today?" Is the most accurate 😂

  • @sharukhismail6897
    @sharukhismail6897 9 місяців тому

    Pizza from 4 months hit my memory bad LOL

  • @MrSkinnyWhale
    @MrSkinnyWhale 8 місяців тому

    I can promise you that the frozen ALDI pizza is gonna be better than anything Dominoes churns out

  • @TheWertiup
    @TheWertiup 5 місяців тому +1

    This shit so real that it actually kinda hurts 😢

  • @user-em9ni4jj9v
    @user-em9ni4jj9v 2 місяці тому

    Why is this so accurate 😂

  • @justwatchinfunnyvids
    @justwatchinfunnyvids Місяць тому

    I can't get enough of these videos there the funniest thing ive seen in a long time

  • @mrsensible3560
    @mrsensible3560 9 місяців тому

    “I’m cold what’s it got to do wi-“
    the incredulity of his response seemed so genuine 🤣🤣

  • @MG-bs5mr
    @MG-bs5mr 7 місяців тому

    The Aldi sourdough pizza?
    Count me in 😀

  • @struanlawrie9819
    @struanlawrie9819 Рік тому

    Aldi frozen pizza is actually bussin

  • @WRCSeb
    @WRCSeb 4 місяці тому

    The poor cat 💀💀💀

  • @ecosse1982
    @ecosse1982 7 місяців тому +1

    I am literally fkn deed

  • @CanadianGamer49
    @CanadianGamer49 Рік тому +1

    Hahaha this is my mother shockingly we don’t talk anymore

  • @The_SnuggleDuck
    @The_SnuggleDuck 7 місяців тому

    No joke that was literally how my dad spoke to me. Especially the waste of shit line

  • @joshah7627
    @joshah7627 3 місяці тому +1

    100 percent accurate

  • @user-mz7ci6cv8i
    @user-mz7ci6cv8i 4 місяці тому

    Man i remember the cats...bloody good times

  • @L-mo
    @L-mo 9 місяців тому

    That reminds me, I’ve got to wash the dog

  • @BartiqDnB
    @BartiqDnB Рік тому +2

    oh man this one takes me back, should make one about not finishing your plate lmao

  • @twistedumbrella7537
    @twistedumbrella7537 10 місяців тому

    Damn that was so much more relatable than I thought it would be.

  • @Pulang_Diwa
    @Pulang_Diwa 9 місяців тому

    Seriously, this guy is incredible with his deadpan humor. Sometimes it comes out of nowhere. 😂

  • @rogerdracks1880
    @rogerdracks1880 Рік тому +1

    That was simply hilarious !😅
    Dudes off his nut but I love it

  • @hybridcypher8995
    @hybridcypher8995 8 місяців тому +1

    Haha every single video is funny, dynamite bruv😂

  • @NabeelKhan-ci8gw
    @NabeelKhan-ci8gw 7 місяців тому

    lol parents resentment towards their kids is entertainment

  • @Lashemandsplashem
    @Lashemandsplashem 7 місяців тому

    Stumbled across you and you actually make me belly laugh! Hilarious 😂 keep it up PLEASE !

  • @jesuscarvajal7037
    @jesuscarvajal7037 5 місяців тому

    I’m not from the uk but this dude kills me🤣

  • @hanak9759
    @hanak9759 6 місяців тому

    Pizza from Aldi 😂

  • @ruskibot7745
    @ruskibot7745 10 місяців тому

    Aldi frozen pizza goes hard dont lie.

  • @dylanthony1
    @dylanthony1 Рік тому +2

    The what are you doing today is so relatable

  • @leea3067
    @leea3067 10 місяців тому

    I think this is every parent worldwide 😂

  • @dexterian477
    @dexterian477 10 місяців тому

    "been Hoovering" XD

  • @Connor-wv9pj
    @Connor-wv9pj 7 місяців тому

    even the nicest of parents sometimes have that "I wish I never had you" energy

  • @SuperRamborocky
    @SuperRamborocky 7 місяців тому

    'You waste of shit.' 😂

  • @TheHuskynatorMAN95
    @TheHuskynatorMAN95 3 місяці тому

    I cannot keep a straight face for the "sh*t" is said

  • @Thisratisrockin
    @Thisratisrockin 10 місяців тому

    Right down to the months old frozen aldi pizza. Probably next to the months old ripped opened bag of oven chips that change the biome of the freezer

  • @charlielittlechild
    @charlielittlechild 7 місяців тому

    Good to know it's not just my dad then