@@cmdraftbrn That explains it. The last time my wife and I went to Panama City, a gator kept leering at us from a beat up '87 Tempo and shaking a baggie in our direction.
I love how they didn't do anything cheesy or goofy or add a silly voiceover to Palpatine. They just played the clip, cause it's enough for the joke. YES. Hell YES.
Like James Marsters did to Michelle Tratchenberg when he did the same thing to a co-star. It's almost like there's something really messed up happening.
@@erikagray9883I don't think he "hates" cats or he wouldn't use them in his segments to make such hilarious light of them. I have 19 cats, and I make jokes about them all the time. I love my cats, but they can come up with some looks! From very affectionate and sweet one moment and as creepy as Hell to I'm gonna get my revenge on you the next. That's what makes them so perfect for Stephen Colbert to use them! Just because a person uses them for comedy criteria, DOES NOT mean they "hate" cats!
@@erikagray9883 Are you even aware he owns a cat? He just doesn't talk about it like most cat folks will, or do. So, I still believe he does not hate cats, and you folks are reading too much into this idea that he does.
Canonically, Rey's parents had sex but Rey's Father Dathan was one of a series of test tube babies who survived in any form and the only one who grew up "healthy". But he had no "potential" in the Force or otherwise so he grew up an unnamed illiterate servant on Exegol raised largely by a few slaves. Palpatine would have killed him but he thought he might have some use one day. He escaped of course and married Rey's mother.
Yeah... That's Woodbury CT's Methodist Church pastor Herbert Miller. I used to go to that church as a kid, but the pastor at the time (Paster Earl) was caught in a series of extramarital affairs, and my mom said he was a bad influence. Looks like we got out of religion in the nick of time: it was downhill from there! #happyatheist
4:18 Cat gives the plague to its owner. SEE? CATS ARE EVIL!!! 4:49 According to conspiracy theorists, they're already doing all three of those things. 5:17 Geez, you two, get a room already!
@@veramae4098well, yes and no. Humans ARE animals, and the movie "Soylent Green" sort of lured old folks, sick, and the disabled to die in their relaxation [death] chambers/rooms, then processed their deceased body into variants of Soylent Green, Soylent Pink, Soylent Red, and I think a few other colorations were also presented. Check out the movie, it'll make you think twice about all these processed foods we eat!😮🤢🤮
I had an opportunity to see him at MSG but I passed it up. I'm on oxygen for COPD and I was afraid I would sing every song and end up killing myself! Not kidding! That's how much I love his music!❤❤❤
"Pythons in his pants" Never thought a real life story would have a phrase that would remind me of a line from that lame American Dark Stalkers cartoon. The phrase (though I'm not entirely sure if I'm right, it's THAT hard to understand the delivery, is after the mummy king character is introduced and says: "they're are LIZARDS in my pants".
Has anyone ever listened to MrBallen or watched him on youtube? If not, he does silly little things like Stephen's opening jokes. Except its about the like button. They just remind me of each other! Funny😂
Yes! The Lost Bass Project did it in just two years after it start to search for it. I'm impressed. It's been decades of speculation of where it might been.
The idea of spraying salt water into the air to combat climate change is actually really interesting when you read a little bit into the research behind it!
Stephen, I'm the biggest fan, you always make me enjoy a show where someone has a sophisticated manner of explaining things okay....But my friend let me help you pronounce....OREGON...It's not "ORY....GUN.."....Try this buddy say "ORA....GUN... GO DUCKS!!!! Keep up the good work BROTHER!!!!!
"Just like the fish-gelatin coated muscle and fat cells Nanna used to cultivate...". ...and in the stunned silence between the joke ending and the audience laughing, my brain interjected "in her armpits."
Loved the deviant with inadequate insurance line best. Wish Colbert didn't always have it in for cats though. Mine have always been affectionate as have been my dogs.
The dislike of cats from a lot of "dog people" is always intense. There are a lot of theories about how cat-haters feel about consent and obedience, particularly men who hate cats.
Why is it that the cat thing got me. In history the bubonic plague was spread buy rats and people who had cats didn't get it as often and were deemed witches?
Wow, this title is packed with a variety of intriguing topics! It's fascinating to think about the rich tapestry of stories and themes that can come from such diverse subjects. From the complex and potentially dark tales in Connecticut, to the exploration of relationships and intimacy in the iconic "Star Wars" universe, and the poetic depth that can be found in a masterpiece like "Dune" when seen through the lens of an actor like Josh Brolin. Each of these topics opens up a world of discussion and thought. It's amazing how art and storytelling can delve into so many aspects of human experience and imagination! 🌟📚🚀
Talc is the thing they can stick in the atmosphere, I think. I've heard science channels talk about it before. It's doable, but scientists don't want to give politicians an easy out unless they have to. Otherwise politicians/companies will never be forced to change their ways
Okay, yes, but hear me out: Tim Chalmette is beautiful. He should have at least a few poems about him. Doesn't need to be anything more than poetry, but please, one example of art deserves another.
As a Floridian..... I'm genuinely surprised that pastor wasn't from here. Even our gators do that.
drive on a suspended license, or exchange meth for watchin the naughtys? oh wait it was florida so its yes.
@@cmdraftbrn That explains it. The last time my wife and I went to Panama City, a gator kept leering at us from a beat up '87 Tempo and shaking a baggie in our direction.
The meth-pastor really changes the feeling behind "The sermon on the mount".
@MonkeyJedi99 underrated comment
i know, it’s like… who does connecticut think she is???
I will never unsee that star wars scene again
I always saw that Star Wars scene that way.
@@YodatheHobbitSAME BRO
Gas Station Boner Pills: UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!
"What are you doing, step-Jedi bro?!?"
"Great shot kid, that was one in a million"
Ok, I'll stop now.
Just getting to hear Stephen say “bogger’s clogs” was worth the entire Meanwhile.
His intros are awesome
That was a particularly good one. Chef's kiss
I love how they have NEVER repeated. Some have gotten close, but no repeats. Impressive.
The dark side is a path to many things some consider unnatural.
It made me laugh too, but the missed a huge comedy opportunity. They should have had Darth Vader performing his Force Choke hand gesture first.
I would like this comment, but it’s at 66 likes right now, and it needs to stay there as long as possible
@@rex-racer Uh. Huh?
@@rex-racer Sorry, but that ship has sailed. You can come on back here and give it a like now. And I get the reference.
@@rex-racernope, NOT at 66, the correct number to lock it down would be 666!🤨🤣🤣🤣
The first story shouldn't have come as a surprise. After all, the pastor was a Methodist.
Thank you.
*GGGGRRRROOOOAAAANNNN*
Booooooo 😂
I just assumed he was Baptist 😂
Take your upvote, you monster.
Glad to hear y'all remembered The Stranger, one of my favorite songs by Mr. Joel. That whole album was good.
Missed a good
"Sermon of the Mount" joke
there with the Meth Priests 😉
That’s why we keep you around! Good one!
That pastor bit had me crying 😭🤣 "inadequate insurance" 💀💀
Steven also wasn't kidding when he said that headline only gets worse with every word: it ends with "police say".
I love how they didn't do anything cheesy or goofy or add a silly voiceover to Palpatine.
They just played the clip, cause it's enough for the joke.
YES. Hell YES.
Good... good...
😅😅😅😊@@RichardX1
That cat looked like Empurror Pawpatine.
Looks more like Darth Bane or Darth Malak.
Greets from a Trekkie, this is hilarious.
Lmao awwwww
Walk into the ocean for that pun.
Succumb to the dark side of the fur
""When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better.""👍
- shout out to Queen Mae West !🏴☠️
Python smuggler had a trouser snake for Real 😂
Yeah, how did Stephen miss that one?
Arby's: We have the rice.
"Roses are red.. violets are blue, Im gonna call HR on you!" omg.. I just fell off the couch 🤣😂🤣😂
Whoa, they finally got around to inventing Bachelor Chow!
Can't wait till they make the new, improved flavor that makes its own gravy.
Now with flavor!
Futurama
The press release about that meaty rice actually sounds like something we'd expect in a Meanwhile intro.
I'm now curiously interested about how it tastes with some katchup or Sriracha
“fugitive boggers clogs” - LOL -
The opening of every "Meanwhile" deserves a ranking for peak comedy and crazy.
I feel like my vocabulary and my imagination become a little bit richer every time I watch one of those.
interesting, I find them cheesy and never watch them.
@@highstimulation2497 same...I FF through them.
@@waltonsimons12 Same.
It's the "s" that gets me: "pythonS in his pants". More than one???
given how they were smuggled, I'm guessing ball pythons.
Connecticut made it into “Meanwhile”! YES! 😎
Ikr and it’s not a dig on Hartford or New Haven or some other coastal city
Holy crap, I snorted my drink through my nose watching the Palpatine segment.😂
Gives a whole new meaning to "trouser snake"... A litteral one 😂
Let's hear Billy sing those Brolin poems!
Like James Marsters did to Michelle Tratchenberg when he did the same thing to a co-star. It's almost like there's something really messed up happening.
"that cat looks like it can't WAIT for you to die"
counterpoint: you say that about EVERY cat
The graphics department found the perfect cat picture for this
It's pretty clear at this point that he hates cats. Which is kind of a bummer. I love dogs, but they are waaayyy dirtier than cats.
@@erikagray9883I don't think he "hates" cats or he wouldn't use them in his segments to make such hilarious light of them.
I have 19 cats, and I make jokes about them all the time. I love my cats, but they can come up with some looks!
From very affectionate and sweet one moment and as creepy as Hell to I'm gonna get my revenge on you the next.
That's what makes them so perfect for Stephen Colbert to use them!
Just because a person uses them for comedy criteria, DOES NOT mean they "hate" cats!
@@HolidayDecorator nah, countless times now he has made it clear, not just in jokes, that he does not like cats AT ALL.
@@erikagray9883 Are you even aware he owns a cat? He just doesn't talk about it like most cat folks will, or do.
So, I still believe he does not hate cats, and you folks are reading too much into this idea that he does.
All I can think when I see manufactured food is "Soylent Green"
I know that movie well. And I agree!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol methodist sermon on the mount lol
"Ian Mcdiarmad is open to the idea of palpatine having sex"
I certainly AM NOT🤢🤢🤮
Sex he must not have.
-Yoda
Speak for yourself, I already got the warm fecal bath water going. I need a soak if I'm going to stare at Emperor Palups
Canonically, Rey's parents had sex but Rey's Father Dathan was one of a series of test tube babies who survived in any form and the only one who grew up "healthy". But he had no "potential" in the Force or otherwise so he grew up an unnamed illiterate servant on Exegol raised largely by a few slaves. Palpatine would have killed him but he thought he might have some use one day. He escaped of course and married Rey's mother.
Oh you know he had plenty of ladies. Dude had power.
for me it depends: who with?
Emperor Palpatine thing was funny as hell!!!
Big Thanks to the writers/editors for cutting down the intro time from 50% of the video to 20%
Gives new meaning to ‘Sermon on the Mount’
Thank you New York for draining the Swamps🎉
1:18 Here. This is when I stopped singing Uptown Girl in my head...thanks, ass...lol
And the worst part is I hate that song!😮😮😮
Watch out for snakes!
That Aretha bit from the monologue had me mopping the floor laughing 🤣🤣
First time I've ever seen my state mentioned on any late night show. Yikes bikes, Connecticut. Also, that shoe intro was, *chef's kiss*
Yeah... That's Woodbury CT's Methodist Church pastor Herbert Miller. I used to go to that church as a kid, but the pastor at the time (Paster Earl) was caught in a series of extramarital affairs, and my mom said he was a bad influence. Looks like we got out of religion in the nick of time: it was downhill from there! #happyatheist
Cheers, I lived in Southbury for a long time. Huh? #happyatheist too
I can't get over that he was a Meth odist!😅😅😅
Hope he was a better pastor than a business man. Watching other people have sex won't pay the rent or car insurance for that matter 💸
Way toooi funny. You out did yourself tonight. 😂 Great! I am still laughing. 👏👍😆
@4:10 Dude, cats are just evolving. Long game.
How are people still pronouncing Oregon wrong 😅 Go love you, Steve.
4:18 Cat gives the plague to its owner. SEE? CATS ARE EVIL!!!
4:49 According to conspiracy theorists, they're already doing all three of those things.
5:17 Geez, you two, get a room already!
Oregon is not "gone" but we might have a "gun", but great show anyway, lol
NUTthing barfz your morning breakfest better than a heaping hot bowl of Soylent-PINK ! "Give me that Deelious MockBeef ...Look Mikie likes it " !🇨🇦
At least no animals were killed.
@@veramae4098well, yes and no.
Humans ARE animals, and the movie "Soylent Green" sort of lured old folks, sick, and the disabled to die in their relaxation [death] chambers/rooms, then processed their deceased body into variants of Soylent Green, Soylent Pink, Soylent Red, and I think a few other colorations were also presented.
Check out the movie, it'll make you think twice about all these processed foods we eat!😮🤢🤮
The thing about Billy Joel that I like the most? He is a model railroader. He has the money that I can only dream about to pursue his hobby.
Nice factoid!😮😮😮
Doesn't he also customize modern motorcycles to make them look retro? Looked it up, it's 20th Century Cycles
Everyone laugs at the meat-rice bit. I think _Blade Runner 2049_
The meat rice thing might sound a bit gross but rice, beef, and fish gelatin is pretty much nutritionally perfect
I wish I could like this twice all the time🤣🤣🤣
ORE-IH-GUN. Get it right!
The missionary position with “perks”
Palpatine: Dew it.
4:00 Ultimate Power!!!!!😂
LOVE❤
Billy Joel's Songs
I had an opportunity to see him at MSG but I passed it up. I'm on oxygen for COPD and I was afraid I would sing every song and end up killing myself! Not kidding! That's how much I love his music!❤❤❤
"My throbbing python of love..." -Robin Williams
Glad to see my home town of Woodbury is getting the press it deserves! 😂
Great. News!!!!!
"Is that a python in your pants or are you just happy to cross over the border."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm gonna call H.R. on you."😂
That Pastor joke was hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Pythons in his pants"
Never thought a real life story would have a phrase that would remind me of a line from that lame American Dark Stalkers cartoon.
The phrase (though I'm not entirely sure if I'm right, it's THAT hard to understand the delivery, is after the mummy king character is introduced and says: "they're are LIZARDS in my pants".
On a different story. I had a banana explode in my pants pocket the other day! True story!😮😮😮
3:37 for the Palpy sex joke. You're welcome.
WRITTERS: please do a meanwhile introduction about screenprinting!!
That man that went to the border with pythons in his pants brings new meaning to trouser snake.
Has anyone ever listened to MrBallen or watched him on youtube?
If not, he does silly little things like Stephen's opening jokes. Except its about the like button.
They just remind me of each other! Funny😂
Stephen - You do the BEST Monologues - Bar NONE! but its not - 'oray-gone,' its Oar-REE-Gun!
Meanwhile, Paul McCartney's bass was found 50 years after it was stolen.
Yes! The Lost Bass Project did it in just two years after it start to search for it.
I'm impressed.
It's been decades of speculation of where it might been.
How did I miss that news?😮😮😮
And it was still in its original case in perfect condition.
❤❤❤LU.V U STEPHEN
Allentown and uptown girl were greatest songs back when, gorgeous gift to the people. I'm sure jar kind hefty weight it's a win ✌️
I really needed that 😂
Gotta throw some shade, it's pronounced Orygun.... thanks Steven.
Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just... Nah, comparing pencils to pythons is like comparing apples to oranges. 🤪
“is that a Python in your pants!” Oh my GOODNESS! Something I certainly would never do.
The idea of spraying salt water into the air to combat climate change is actually really interesting when you read a little bit into the research behind it!
I wish I could read 😢
Guys, we need to make a staple grain ridiculously expensive...
And make Gwyneth Paltrow the spokesperson! 😅😅😅
@dianewilliams1125 lord knows she don't work for free
As an Oregonian the way he pronounced "Oregon" made me die a little inside.
I was just thinking the same thing and had to pause the video to see if any other Oregonians noticed. He is normally so good at pronunciation.
I feel like I've heard him say it right before. That was atrocious.
If we ever meet Stephen in person, we can ask him if he's from Sooth Caroleena😁
I’m across the river in Washington but it even made me flinch! 😂
I look forward to him saying topical every time lol idk why lol
I remember the "Vax Scene" skits...
Stephen, I'm the biggest fan, you always make me enjoy a show where someone has a sophisticated manner of explaining things okay....But my friend let me help you pronounce....OREGON...It's not "ORY....GUN.."....Try this buddy say "ORA....GUN... GO DUCKS!!!!
Keep up the good work BROTHER!!!!!
"Just like the fish-gelatin coated muscle and fat cells Nanna used to cultivate...". ...and in the stunned silence between the joke ending and the audience laughing, my brain interjected "in her armpits."
. First stoy gives a whole new meaning to the word "Meth-odist".
Loved the deviant with inadequate insurance line best. Wish Colbert didn't always have it in for cats though. Mine have always been affectionate as have been my dogs.
The dislike of cats from a lot of "dog people" is always intense. There are a lot of theories about how cat-haters feel about consent and obedience, particularly men who hate cats.
Oh please, we all know you're throwing your saving throw...no need to hide and call it craps! 😁
4:30 dogs lick their own asses, AND treat cat poop like caviar.
I was literally just thinking a day or two ago, how great it would be, if they could genetically engineer up some meat-rice.
Lol good one tonight
Stephen you’re my favorite ab workout!
Rey Skywalker? Stephen you’re dead to me! 🤣😳
Holy crap, Josh Brolin really thinks he's Gurney Halleck. 🤣
Now I can't look at or visualize Emperor Palpatine the same way... EVER! 🤣🤣🤣
That Python joke was excellent!!!!!
As a former bespoke shoemaker i say that whoever wrote the intro deserves a substantial pay rise.
Fugitive bogger’s cloggs 😂
Stephen, you pronounced Oregon wrong! 😂 It's "Ore-gun."
Beefy rice coated in fish gelatin...
My god! They've discovered the recipe for Futurama's Bachelor Chow!
Fish gelatin reminds me of fish sauce as the precursor to ketchup. So does that mean put ketchup on your rice?
Enjoy watching his show here.. he is getting funnier
I live in Connecticut but I did not hear about that priest thank you Stephen for enlightening me to what I was so ignorant of
Being pedantic, Rey’s father was a Palpatine clone. This is from the book tie in. Possibly why we didn’t see the characters face in the film.
Why is it that the cat thing got me. In history the bubonic plague was spread buy rats and people who had cats didn't get it as often and were deemed witches?
ah, the old sermon after the mount...
Classic.
Wow, this title is packed with a variety of intriguing topics! It's fascinating to think about the rich tapestry of stories and themes that can come from such diverse subjects. From the complex and potentially dark tales in Connecticut, to the exploration of relationships and intimacy in the iconic "Star Wars" universe, and the poetic depth that can be found in a masterpiece like "Dune" when seen through the lens of an actor like Josh Brolin. Each of these topics opens up a world of discussion and thought. It's amazing how art and storytelling can delve into so many aspects of human experience and imagination! 🌟📚🚀
Well said!😮😮😮
Talc is the thing they can stick in the atmosphere, I think. I've heard science channels talk about it before. It's doable, but scientists don't want to give politicians an easy out unless they have to. Otherwise politicians/companies will never be forced to change their ways
That priest must be a sovereign! 😂
Okay, yes, but hear me out: Tim Chalmette is beautiful. He should have at least a few poems about him. Doesn't need to be anything more than poetry, but please, one example of art deserves another.