AI Trump: Vice President Lecter

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • After four disastrous VP selections, AI Trump has made a new choice.

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  • @franken-pattern
    @franken-pattern 4 місяці тому +49

    I hope Anthony Hopkins and Thomas Harris sue him 😂
    Thank you, JJ, for giving us such love and quick wit in these troubling times 🎉

    • @RevelQT
      @RevelQT 4 місяці тому +6

      That would be funny, however, if anyone would be sued it would be JJ (I can't imagine what for), after all it's Trump AI.
      Keep up the good work with MALA.... Make Americans Laugh Again. Even in these times.

  • @vicvic550
    @vicvic550 4 місяці тому +143

    Make America Trumpless!!!

    • @tomrogers9467
      @tomrogers9467 4 місяці тому +9

      It would be SO EASY.

    • @TheProfitStephanos-sw3ns
      @TheProfitStephanos-sw3ns 4 місяці тому +6

      ….again!

    • @stopmakingsense9915
      @stopmakingsense9915 4 місяці тому

      That's right, vote for the candidate that talks about his Uncle being eaten by cannibals in the jungle. That would be, in case you don't know, our current POTUS, Joe Mashed Potatoes for Brains.

    • @smcdonald9991
      @smcdonald9991 4 місяці тому

      _trump·er·y_
      /ˈtrəmp(ə)rē/
      Attractive articles of little value or use. Showy but worthless.

    • @jnb756
      @jnb756 4 місяці тому +1

      MATA!!

  • @SirBunghole
    @SirBunghole 4 місяці тому +62

    The price of fava beans and Chianti is about to go through the roof.

  • @anthonygross1963
    @anthonygross1963 4 місяці тому +35

    I don't think the good doctor wants all that fast food cholesterol.

  • @jackflanagle6079
    @jackflanagle6079 4 місяці тому +42

    And, should VP Lecter ever become POTUS he can say: ''i could consume someone on 5th Ave. and not lose any votes"".

    • @cat_luvr6895
      @cat_luvr6895 4 місяці тому +5

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 VOTE! VOTE BLUE! VOTE *BIDEN* BLUE IN 2024!! ☑ 🗳

    • @sharonharris9782
      @sharonharris9782 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @andreas7136
      @andreas7136 Місяць тому

      @@cat_luvr6895It is now Harris/Walz!

  • @tomrogers9467
    @tomrogers9467 4 місяці тому +28

    “And he’ll also mandate injections of disinfectants and UV lamps up everyone’s colons when the next pandemic hits. My idea, of course. I have ideas the likes of which have never been seen. Bigly ideas.”

  • @CrazyAboutVinylRecords
    @CrazyAboutVinylRecords 4 місяці тому +55

    Nahh, it would be President Lecter after he has Trump over for dinner. Might give him a bad case of indigestion, though.

    • @A.Briggs628
      @A.Briggs628 4 місяці тому +11

      Lecter wouldn’t feed that poisonous freak to his dog, I highly doubt he’d eat him!

    • @ronaldwilson9525
      @ronaldwilson9525 4 місяці тому +7

      I heard he’s not fond of oranges.

    • @franken-pattern
      @franken-pattern 4 місяці тому

      Agreed. 😂 ​@@A.Briggs628

    • @drusilladana4184
      @drusilladana4184 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@ronaldwilson9525 I heard that, too!! I've also heard he won't eat sphincter. Go figure.

    • @cat_luvr6895
      @cat_luvr6895 4 місяці тому +1

      @@A.Briggs628 He'd feed the Chump the Chump's own brains... 🧠 (or what's left of them)

  • @matchrocket1702
    @matchrocket1702 4 місяці тому +26

    Sir, sir, you've made a wonderful choice in a VP. I wish to congratulate you in finally finding someone who is not dead for your VP.

    • @dennishaladyn8205
      @dennishaladyn8205 4 місяці тому +2

      ... but Sir, now we have another problem. Hanibal Lecter is a fictional character, he doesn't exist in the real world.
      By the way I love your hair today, Sir.

  • @Rhonda1969
    @Rhonda1969 4 місяці тому +24

    The thing is after a couple hours watching MeidasTouch, BTC, MSNBC, CNN, Farron Cousins and Justice Matters I’m wiped and effing pissed that trump isn’t sitting in a cell and SCROTUS and Aileen Cannon have apparently gone rogue. The thing is the moment I hear your vignettes Jabari I immediately start chuckling again and it’s as if a huge weight has been lifted. Thank you. Oh and the closer Dr Lectre can get to trump the less of a problem trump will be 🥩

    • @christinemcleod4273
      @christinemcleod4273 4 місяці тому +3

      Don't think Mr. Lecter will enjoy his meal. There is too much gristle, and no brains. 😂

    • @Rhonda1969
      @Rhonda1969 4 місяці тому +2

      @@christinemcleod4273 hilarious hahaha Jabari holds no punches and that is what makes it so cathartic imho

  • @wildgoobsid5
    @wildgoobsid5 4 місяці тому +14

    I’m pretty sure Hannibal would never have that shit pile for dinner. Could you think of anything worse? Even Hannibal has limits.

    • @cat_luvr6895
      @cat_luvr6895 4 місяці тому +6

      No -- remember what Lecter did in the movie? He fed the villain the villain's own brains. He'd do the same with the Chump. 🧠🍳

    • @wildgoobsid5
      @wildgoobsid5 4 місяці тому +2

      @@cat_luvr6895 haha, I love it!

  • @kathryngarza8093
    @kathryngarza8093 4 місяці тому +11

    please make an ad for AI Rudy from Borat hotel scene with his hands down his pants pumping up his inflatable, while thinking he's having a professional journalistic interview; Add it to his new coffee options ad. LOL

  • @kimberleydiann771
    @kimberleydiann771 4 місяці тому +17

    🤣🤣Excellent! ✅

  • @timchapman164
    @timchapman164 4 місяці тому +14

    Lecter should have Trump for dinner.

    • @Bluezee1
      @Bluezee1 4 місяці тому +1

      Sounds like intestinal distress to me.

    • @raminagrobis6112
      @raminagrobis6112 3 місяці тому +2

      He's far too refined culinary tastes for that. Think of all the saturated fat resulting from decades of daily consumption of Big Macs and KFC king size barrels with extra grease! Lecter wouldn't even approach that

  • @paulpate1
    @paulpate1 4 місяці тому +8

    bigly lies= bigly problems! vote blue 💙😊

  • @MDMARaver
    @MDMARaver 4 місяці тому +11

    Good to see you staying true to yourself Donnie by not shying away from giving thoughtless answers and thus signing your death warrant.

  • @rjung_ch
    @rjung_ch 4 місяці тому +9

    late great again!

  • @Maya_Pinion
    @Maya_Pinion 4 місяці тому +5

    Once again, I laughed so hard,my doggo woke up and just stared at me-----,HaHAH. That felt ' marvelous '. ✌️

  • @wildgoobsid5
    @wildgoobsid5 4 місяці тому +12

    Hitters entire team consisted of Hannibal’s.

  • @joshuastandlee3455
    @joshuastandlee3455 4 місяці тому +6

    I'm calling it, Trump doesn't know that the word "late" can mean someone is dead.

  • @zoecolquitt1355
    @zoecolquitt1355 4 місяці тому +5

    Still waiting for little donny trump meets little Vladimir putin

  • @ronaldwilson9525
    @ronaldwilson9525 4 місяці тому +6

    VP and Surgeon General. Why can’t fictional characters do two things?

  • @thomperry1187
    @thomperry1187 4 місяці тому +10

    Lecter will not sue you, but if he ever invites you for lunch, start running.

    • @B4Zathras2257
      @B4Zathras2257 4 місяці тому +4

      Actually, please accept the invite and provide the Chianti too.

    • @thomperry1187
      @thomperry1187 4 місяці тому +1

      @@B4Zathras2257 No, to successfully digest Trump you would need something more robust like a Cabernet Sauvignon.

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 4 місяці тому +5

    Keep the videos coming. They are gold!

  • @patriciapage2109
    @patriciapage2109 4 місяці тому +6

    This is hysterical!!!

  • @50spirithealer
    @50spirithealer 4 місяці тому +6

    Now we can get the two together for supper!

  • @cat_luvr6895
    @cat_luvr6895 4 місяці тому +5

    Once he is Veep, Dr Lecter will feed the Chump the Chump's own brains... (or what's left of them) 🧠🍳

  • @blautens
    @blautens 4 місяці тому +4

    This might have been his best choice - although it's a toss up between Dr. Lechter and Charles Manson. They're both very persuasive people - I feel they could really push legislation through the house/senate.

  • @asundermom
    @asundermom 4 місяці тому +3

    That's funny Trump wouldn't know the difference between having friends for dinner and having friends "for" dinner

  • @randyhowey7414
    @randyhowey7414 4 місяці тому +4

    Jabari , you are F,kn AWESOME Man !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @heredownunder
    @heredownunder 4 місяці тому +8

    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!

  • @stevenwilgus5422
    @stevenwilgus5422 4 місяці тому +4

    You do know that the brain can't feel pain. That was a key element in the movie. I am convinced that Trump has met Hanibal Lecter. (For the MAGATS, I am suggesting that Lecter has already tasted Trump's brain.) 👺💩💩

    • @cat_luvr6895
      @cat_luvr6895 4 місяці тому +2

      But why would Lecter make himself sick tasting Chump's "brain," when he could just saute it and feed it to Chump himself? 🍳🧠

  • @Mikeyrocksslots
    @Mikeyrocksslots 4 місяці тому +5

    Fava beans and Farts What a great Team!

  • @jaengen
    @jaengen 4 місяці тому +6

    In what bizarro world would someone who is a fanboy of a serial killer be a Presidential candidate? In the MAGAt world of course.

    • @cat_luvr6895
      @cat_luvr6895 4 місяці тому +3

      Of course. VOTE! VOTE BLUE! VOTE *BIDEN* BLUE IN 2024!! ☑ 🗳

    • @sharonharris9782
      @sharonharris9782 4 місяці тому +2

      And a fictional serial killer at that. 😂

  • @TheProfitStephanos-sw3ns
    @TheProfitStephanos-sw3ns 4 місяці тому +6

    Hannibal is fictitious. Donny you are a dolt.

    • @DSilverwood
      @DSilverwood 4 місяці тому

      He doesn’t care. His cult believes everything he says.

  • @marklchapman2785
    @marklchapman2785 4 місяці тому +5

    Magic Jabari 😂👍

  • @sherry3935
    @sherry3935 4 місяці тому +5

    Spot on 👍

  • @davidroberts9037
    @davidroberts9037 4 місяці тому +5

    Lol 💙

  • @YesItsReallyKeith
    @YesItsReallyKeith 4 місяці тому +3

    fantastic... we can all watch him react when he is about to eat your brains and realizes how he will have to eat lots more fava beans !!!🤣

  • @mlambrose53
    @mlambrose53 4 місяці тому +5

    LOL

  • @Stable_Genius
    @Stable_Genius 4 місяці тому +3

    "Shady's back. " 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @donjohnstone3707
    @donjohnstone3707 4 місяці тому +2

    Whenever I hear the real Trump speak, he sounds like someone ate his brain.

  • @stockholm1752
    @stockholm1752 4 місяці тому +1

    Why choose Hannibal when Nikki Haley is available? She loves you, Birdbrain.

  • @PapaWooody
    @PapaWooody 4 місяці тому +1

    No no no you were doing fine, you had been courteous and receptive to courtesy, you had established trust with the embarrassing truth about miggs, and now this ham-handed segue into your questionnaire tut-tut-tut it won’t do

  • @PurpleDragonWorld
    @PurpleDragonWorld 4 місяці тому +3

    #ftrump #fmaga 😅😂

  • @PurpleDragonWorld
    @PurpleDragonWorld 4 місяці тому +3

    BABABOOEY 🐒🍌🐵

  • @jerry24675
    @jerry24675 4 місяці тому +1

    You forgot to say you are alive.

  • @danielkristianson208
    @danielkristianson208 4 місяці тому

    I hope Hannibal is super hungry ... Donnie, you should go out for a snack with Hanni !!

  • @guymontag349
    @guymontag349 4 місяці тому +4

    Trump/Lecter 2024! What could possibly go wrong?

  • @davidmadruga5902
    @davidmadruga5902 4 місяці тому

    Ok, so now he’s moved from dead people to fictional cannibals.

  • @kenyonbissett3512
    @kenyonbissett3512 4 місяці тому

    Dr. Hannibal Lecter is a fictional character so he will live forever.

  • @hearhaw
    @hearhaw 4 місяці тому

    He's gonna change his mind when he learns what's in his Whopper Jr.

  • @bigboy4006
    @bigboy4006 4 місяці тому +4

    A combination made in Hell! 😅

  • @onemoredeadman
    @onemoredeadman 4 місяці тому

    NOOOOOOO!!!!! O.J. for Veep

  • @CC-vw1cs
    @CC-vw1cs 4 місяці тому

    😂😂😂

  • @annelikindlund9183
    @annelikindlund9183 4 місяці тому

    😁

  • @stanmans
    @stanmans 4 місяці тому

    Bravo

  • @peenjedoyle1010
    @peenjedoyle1010 4 місяці тому +3

    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍🇵🇸😂

  • @taxiuniversum
    @taxiuniversum 4 місяці тому +1

    Whoa the way he dodged this lawsuit - totally brilliant! Art of the Deal! Bestest President the likes of which the world has ever seen! 😵👍🏼

  • @larry785
    @larry785 4 місяці тому +4

    ALL HAIL SATAN!!! YAY!!!!

    • @thespaceram2879
      @thespaceram2879 4 місяці тому +1

      Mods stop erasing my stuff unfairly. Like you unfairly do to other people's posts in here. Satan and his minions are destined to fail and so will you mods. Because you don't know when to stop. God=Lord Jesus Christ and His divine justice is in fact real as we all will find out. Unfortunately there is no rest in the lake of fire and brimstone after passing away for the unrepentant and the disbelievers. It is the second death. satan's time is short and he wants to decieve as many people there with him. Seek God=Lord Jesus Christ and His salvation towards your sins and repent while there is still time.

    • @thespaceram2879
      @thespaceram2879 4 місяці тому

      satan is a fallen enemy since the very beginning of God=Lord Jesus Christ. satan knows his time is short. When God=Lord Jesus Christ in fact returns. There will be no place here on God=Lord Jesus Christ's new earth for satan and his minions.

    • @thespaceram2879
      @thespaceram2879 4 місяці тому

      satan is a fallen enemy since the very beginning of God=Lord Jesus Christ. satan knows his time is short. When God=Lord Jesus Christ in fact returns. There will be no place here on God=Lord Jesus Christ's new earth for satan and his minions. Mods leave my posts alone or you are no different and are also destined to fail.

    • @thespaceram2879
      @thespaceram2879 4 місяці тому

      satan is a fallen enemy since the very beginning of God=Lord Jesus Christ. satan knows his time is short. When God=Lord Jesus Christ in fact returns. There will be no place here on God=Lord Jesus Christ's new earth for satan and his minions. Mods leave my posts alone or you are no different and are also destined to fail.

    • @thespaceram2879
      @thespaceram2879 4 місяці тому

      satan is a fallen enemy since the very beginning of God=Lord Jesus Christ. satan knows his time is short. When God=Lord Jesus Christ in fact returns. There will be no place here on God=Lord Jesus Christ's new earth for satan and his minions. Mods leave my posts alone or you are no different and are also destined to fail.

  • @jasonwiedeman4825
    @jasonwiedeman4825 4 місяці тому +4

    Fucking brilliant!

  • @ArtSpencer-z1g
    @ArtSpencer-z1g 4 місяці тому +9

    This is the same as Hitler picking Herman Himmler as his 2nd in command.

    • @jeffmacarthur9722
      @jeffmacarthur9722 4 місяці тому +2

      You mean Heinrich? You have your Nazis mixed up…

    • @ArntArnesen
      @ArntArnesen 4 місяці тому +3

      Hermann Gøring or Heinrich Himmler?

    • @ArtSpencer-z1g
      @ArtSpencer-z1g 4 місяці тому

      @@ArntArnesen Both

  • @hansvandijk1487
    @hansvandijk1487 4 місяці тому +1

    Good move, Donnie!
    Greetings from the Netherlands 🇳🇱.

  • @djdale.5806
    @djdale.5806 4 місяці тому

    lol Priceless