ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear quin
Childhood trauma ages like a fine wine... as in slowly and with great bitterness. I was actually pretty impressed with her marriage detection, though. Kinda solidifies her state of mind. That and her bangs are cute, which is totally relevant, somehow. Hmm. I really spelled that out for ya, didn't I?
Holy shit the info was on screen long enough to pause and read without having to start the video over multiple times! Literally the best day ever! Thank you!
@@Cherdleys Schizoanalysis From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to navigationJump to search Schizoanalysis (French: schizanalyse; schizo- from Greek σχίζειν skhizein, meaning "to split") is a set of theories and techniques developed by philosopher Gilles Deleuze and psychoanalyst Félix Guattari, first expounded in their book Anti-Oedipus (1972) and continued in their follow-up work, A Thousand Plateaus (1980). The practice acquires many different definitions during the course of its development in their collaborative work and individually in the work of Guattari, and is distinct from the practice of psychoanalysis. Schizoanalysis "is at once a transcendental and a materialist analysis"[1] dealing with the real and yet nonfigurative aspects of the unconscious. In his work Chaosmosis, Guattari explains that "rather than moving in the direction of reductionist modifications which simplify the complex", schizoanalysis "will work towards its complexification, its processual enrichment, towards the consistency of its virtual lines of bifurcation and differentiation, in short towards its ontological heterogeneity".[2] Contents 1 Evolution of the idea 2 Concepts 2.1 Body without organs 2.2 Four functors 3 Legacy 3.1 Nick Land 4 See also 5 References 6 Sources Evolution of the idea Schizoanalysis was developed over a long period of time as a response to the perceived shortcomings in the basic premises of psychoanalytic practice and as the culmination of Guattari's work with institutional psychotherapy at the La Borde clinic. Guattari was directly confronted with such problems in the work of Sigmund Freud-namely, the use of the Oedipus complex as a starting point for the analysis, and the authoritarian role of the psychoanalyst in relationship to the patient. Guattari was interested in a practice that could derive from given systems of enunciation and preexisting subjective structures new "assemblages [agencements] of enunciation" capable of forging new coordinates of analysis and to bring into existence unforeseen propositions and representations. By the time of "Five Propositions on Psychoanalysis" (1973),[3] Deleuze said "we no longer want to talk about schizoanalysis, because that would amount to protecting a particular type of escape, schizophrenic escape". Concepts Deleuze and Guattari write in the fourth chapter of Anti-Oedipus, "Introduction to Schizoanalysis", that in effect, schizoanalysis asks "What are your desiring-machines, what do you put into these machines, what is the output, how does it work, what are your nonhuman sexes?".[4] Deleuze and Guattari develop four theses of schizoanalysis: Every unconscious libidinal investment is social and bears upon a socio-historical field. Unconscious libidinal investments of group or desire are distinct from preconscious investments of class or interest. Non-familial libidinal investments of the social field are primary in relation to familial investments. Social libidinal investments are distinguished according to two poles: a paranoiac, reactionary, fascisizing pole and a schizoid revolutionary pole. Body without organs The body without organs is a central concept in schizoanalysis; Deleuze and Guattari write in A Thousand Plateaus that it is "the only practical object of schizoanalysis".[5] It is "the unproductive, the sterile, the unengendered, the unconsumable",[6] a disorganized body of loose and erratic desires that they strongly identify with schizophrenia, as well as masochism and repressed forms of love, and that they compare in Anti-Oedipus to a desert of sorts. Bodies without organs are produced by the unconscious when desiring-production achieves its third nonproductive stage; a body without organs is "produced as a whole, but in its own particular place within the process of production, alongside the parts that it neither unifies nor totalizes."[7] Deleuze writes in The Logic of Sense (1969) that "a body without organs, with neither mouth nor anus, having given up all introjection or projection, and being complete, at this price",[8] is "closed on a full depth without limits and without exteriority."[9] Four functors The four functors are concepts within a clinical model of the unconscious, laid out in the following schema: Territories: finite existential subjectifications Universes of value: virtual incorporeal alterifications Fluxes: material, energetic and semiotic transformations Phylums: concrete and abstract evolution of machines The territory is the object of deterritorialization and reterritorialization, while the flux and phylum are the components of abstract machines. With these functors, there are four circular components that bud and form rhizomes:[10] The generative component: the study of concrete mixed semiotics; their mixtures and variations, making a tracing of the mixed semiotics The transformational component: the study of pure semiotics; their transformations-translations and the creation of new semiotics, making the transformational map of the regimes, with their possibilities for translation and creation, for budding along the lines of the tracings The diagrammatic component: the study of abstract machines, from the standpoint of semiotically unformed matters in relation to physically unformed matters, making the diagram of the abstract machines that are in play in each case, either as potentialities or as effective emergences The machinic component: the study of the assemblages that effectuate abstract machines, simultaneously semiotizing matters of expression and physicalizing matters of content, outlining the program of the assemblages that distribute everything and bring a circulation of movement with alternatives, jumps, and mutations Legacy Nick Land British philosopher and theorist Nick Land, whose critical work and experimental texts in the 1990s frequently cited from Deleuze and Guattari, has written that "schizoanalysis shares in the delicious irresponsibility of everything anarchic, inundating and harshly impersonal."[11] In his 1992 essay "Circuitries", Land describes the practice of schizoanalysis as a prescient method of analysis, and writes that it "was only possible because we are hurtling into the first globally integrated insanity: politics is obsolete. Capitalism and Schizophrenia hacked into a future that programs it down to its punctuation, connecting with the imminent inevitability of viral revolution, soft fusion."[12] Land's later work in the 1990s, associated with the Cybernetic Culture Research Unit, also further reinterpreted and developed schizoanalysis in terms of cybernetics, cyberpunk aesthetics and occultism, most prominently in his 1995 essay "Meltdown": Machinic Synthesis. Deleuzoguattarian schizoanalysis comes from the future. It is already engaging with nonlinear nano-engineering runaway in 1972; differentiating molecular or neotropic machineries from molar or entropic aggregates of nonassembled particles; functional connectivity from antiproductive static. Philosophy has an affinity with despotism, due to its predilection for Platonic-fascist top-down solutions that always screw up viciously. Schizoanalysis works differently. It avoids Ideas, and sticks to diagrams: networking software for accessing bodies without organs. BwOs, machinic singularities, or tractor fields emerge through the combination of parts with (rather than into) their whole; arranging composite individuations in a virtual/actual circuit. They are additive rather than substitutive, and immanent rather than transcendent: executed by functional complexes of currents, switches, and loops, caught in scaling reverberations, and fleeing through intercommunications, from the level of the integrated planetary system to that of atomic assemblages. Multiplicities captured by singularities interconnect as desiring-machines; dissipating entropy by dissociating flows, and recycling their machinism as self-assembling chronogenic circuitry.[13] See also Anti-psychiatry Body without organs Capitalism and Schizophrenia Desiring-production Institutional psychotherapy Multiplicity Plane of immanence Rhizome
This is unfortunately so true lol. Had a guy both call me beautiful in one dm, followed by begging, and finishing it all off with threatening me and calling me a disgusting w#@5e because I wouldn't respond to him. This was just 3 days ago. It's an ish
I get DM's from photographers like that. When I ask to see their portfolios it's essentially porn. Or when I ask where they've been published they tell me they're working on a "project".
**The obviously married man in his 30's & 40's who continuously posts pictures of his wife and kids and is followed by family and coworkers but will openly thirst comment on pics of girls who easily look like they are in their early 20's.
This makes me so glad that I grew up in a generation that still is largely ignorant of what a DM actually is. I'm not sure that I've ever even had one?
I love your videos! You're wicked funny! Keep going! The character unawareness is the best!👏. I don't have any social media, I don't know how you deal with this shit! 🤗
DM’ing is my favorite form of communication
@Busters Verden i actually laughed out loud to this comment
@@papichulo08 thanks man, my comment was deleted though
New phone, who dis?
I got you girl
I'll do it
“Oh look my boyfriend texted me, let’s see if he validates me”
“TAKING A SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
Funniest part of the video
Literally me with my girl lol.
“So funny, classic sexism”
Me and my bf always did that
you have to wait for your girlfriend to be with her girlfriends, and then you text her this.
@@xelanoxin classic
3:39 lol “I dont do cocaine but I know a guy who does cocaine and I do it with him”
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear quin
@@AxxLAfriku get a life dude stop piggybacking off of other UA-cam videos
Pretty accurate tbh
LOL
Incredible rationalization. I know a guy who does coke and I do it with him.
What type of camera lense will make my Johnson & Johnson look bigger
😍😍😍😍
Zooming in and stretching the image
Hi
wide lens ahaaaa
Ultra
*t h i c c*
I'm glad I never got these kinds of DM's, it's only requests for paintings
Bob... Is that you?
Hey man, me again. please paint me something.
@@nicowastaken6826 sure
🐐
You're so wholesome Bob.
Nice! The entire Cherdly's cinematic universe came together for this one
There was no Ryan or trevor
@@feedmy.addiction alright so I guess it's a bit more like Civil War than Infinity War
@@kylemckiernan1445 YEP it's not an infinity war without our heavy hitters
@@feedmy.addiction one day.... One day.
I love the shaking the drink and slurping. Just adds a level of realism.
Is that considered realistic irritation, or being irritating on a realistic scale?
I think this is a call-back to another video they did (w/ drink shaking). Am I right? If yes, then what video was that? 😅
Skatie becoming a regular is making my life complete.
Same. Best new talent in a minute.
Yesssss
Loser lol
she kinda reminds me of Pete Davidson hahaha
Skatie is a chad
Thank you for the DMs :))))
First
No
Second
Hi
Third
4:25 "So funny. Classic sexism." got me so good for whatever reason
Cherdleys Trevor and slappers need they’re own cinematic universe
They've all collabed but I 100000% agree and hope they do more
Add longbeachgriffy to the equation and you got quality entertainment for decades
@@josuenataren4806 nah
@@josuenataren4806 Also Big Jahh
Wait did she just say my parents recently got a divorce when i was 5?
Yes
27 - 5 = recently.
@@brittneyraeallday I actually didn't know that
*shake* *shake* *shake* cup of ICE! sooo sad :)
Childhood trauma ages like a fine wine... as in slowly and with great bitterness. I was actually pretty impressed with her marriage detection, though. Kinda solidifies her state of mind. That and her bangs are cute, which is totally relevant, somehow.
Hmm. I really spelled that out for ya, didn't I?
I can't unsee Amanda as Sharon aka Stepmom
Oh my God!
Correction: You *don't want to* unsee Amanda as Sharon aka Stepmom
I come from the future and...
I can't unsee Amanda as the "older woman" in the "what it's like dating an older girl" video O.O
The amount of characters in this video is insane
Comment ur insta below so I can slide in...
Hi
I will :)
@megakatten
@idonthaveinsta
reverse card :P
Bicurious woman was the most hilarious one lol
and relatable
Holy shit the info was on screen long enough to pause and read without having to start the video over multiple times! Literally the best day ever! Thank you!
Protip for future videos - change settings and set playback speed to 0.5
@@sadmermaid will give that a try next time! Thanks.
even better protip - the , and . buttons move it 1 frame at a time in either direction, so you can get even a single frame
"Let's make like arts & crafts and scissor, bitch"
Holy fuck, absolutely genius
The Cherdley's cinematic universe just bigger and bigger with every episode.
"I don't do coke, but I know a guy who does coke and I do coke with him"
I like your last name bro
DMs of these two ladies about to explode more than a bad computer Trojan
I am honestly pretty curious about what girls actually receive in their DM's.
Pretty much this.
Make a fake account it works really easily
Yeah what they said, just ask a friend if you can use some pictures for a fake account, ppl need to see how bad it is
Literally this, I'm not even exaggerating
My ex was popular and it's pretty much this
The bicurious girl bit was hilarious
I just like being personal :(
plz send me long DMs i would love that
@@Cherdleys Schizoanalysis
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Schizoanalysis (French: schizanalyse; schizo- from Greek σχίζειν skhizein, meaning "to split") is a set of theories and techniques developed by philosopher Gilles Deleuze and psychoanalyst Félix Guattari, first expounded in their book Anti-Oedipus (1972) and continued in their follow-up work, A Thousand Plateaus (1980). The practice acquires many different definitions during the course of its development in their collaborative work and individually in the work of Guattari, and is distinct from the practice of psychoanalysis. Schizoanalysis "is at once a transcendental and a materialist analysis"[1] dealing with the real and yet nonfigurative aspects of the unconscious.
In his work Chaosmosis, Guattari explains that "rather than moving in the direction of reductionist modifications which simplify the complex", schizoanalysis "will work towards its complexification, its processual enrichment, towards the consistency of its virtual lines of bifurcation and differentiation, in short towards its ontological heterogeneity".[2]
Contents
1 Evolution of the idea
2 Concepts
2.1 Body without organs
2.2 Four functors
3 Legacy
3.1 Nick Land
4 See also
5 References
6 Sources
Evolution of the idea
Schizoanalysis was developed over a long period of time as a response to the perceived shortcomings in the basic premises of psychoanalytic practice and as the culmination of Guattari's work with institutional psychotherapy at the La Borde clinic. Guattari was directly confronted with such problems in the work of Sigmund Freud-namely, the use of the Oedipus complex as a starting point for the analysis, and the authoritarian role of the psychoanalyst in relationship to the patient. Guattari was interested in a practice that could derive from given systems of enunciation and preexisting subjective structures new "assemblages [agencements] of enunciation" capable of forging new coordinates of analysis and to bring into existence unforeseen propositions and representations.
By the time of "Five Propositions on Psychoanalysis" (1973),[3] Deleuze said "we no longer want to talk about schizoanalysis, because that would amount to protecting a particular type of escape, schizophrenic escape".
Concepts
Deleuze and Guattari write in the fourth chapter of Anti-Oedipus, "Introduction to Schizoanalysis", that in effect, schizoanalysis asks "What are your desiring-machines, what do you put into these machines, what is the output, how does it work, what are your nonhuman sexes?".[4]
Deleuze and Guattari develop four theses of schizoanalysis:
Every unconscious libidinal investment is social and bears upon a socio-historical field.
Unconscious libidinal investments of group or desire are distinct from preconscious investments of class or interest.
Non-familial libidinal investments of the social field are primary in relation to familial investments.
Social libidinal investments are distinguished according to two poles: a paranoiac, reactionary, fascisizing pole and a schizoid revolutionary pole.
Body without organs
The body without organs is a central concept in schizoanalysis; Deleuze and Guattari write in A Thousand Plateaus that it is "the only practical object of schizoanalysis".[5] It is "the unproductive, the sterile, the unengendered, the unconsumable",[6] a disorganized body of loose and erratic desires that they strongly identify with schizophrenia, as well as masochism and repressed forms of love, and that they compare in Anti-Oedipus to a desert of sorts. Bodies without organs are produced by the unconscious when desiring-production achieves its third nonproductive stage; a body without organs is "produced as a whole, but in its own particular place within the process of production, alongside the parts that it neither unifies nor totalizes."[7] Deleuze writes in The Logic of Sense (1969) that "a body without organs, with neither mouth nor anus, having given up all introjection or projection, and being complete, at this price",[8] is "closed on a full depth without limits and without exteriority."[9]
Four functors
The four functors are concepts within a clinical model of the unconscious, laid out in the following schema:
Territories: finite existential subjectifications
Universes of value: virtual incorporeal alterifications
Fluxes: material, energetic and semiotic transformations
Phylums: concrete and abstract evolution of machines
The territory is the object of deterritorialization and reterritorialization, while the flux and phylum are the components of abstract machines. With these functors, there are four circular components that bud and form rhizomes:[10]
The generative component: the study of concrete mixed semiotics; their mixtures and variations, making a tracing of the mixed semiotics
The transformational component: the study of pure semiotics; their transformations-translations and the creation of new semiotics, making the transformational map of the regimes, with their possibilities for translation and creation, for budding along the lines of the tracings
The diagrammatic component: the study of abstract machines, from the standpoint of semiotically unformed matters in relation to physically unformed matters, making the diagram of the abstract machines that are in play in each case, either as potentialities or as effective emergences
The machinic component: the study of the assemblages that effectuate abstract machines, simultaneously semiotizing matters of expression and physicalizing matters of content, outlining the program of the assemblages that distribute everything and bring a circulation of movement with alternatives, jumps, and mutations
Legacy
Nick Land
British philosopher and theorist Nick Land, whose critical work and experimental texts in the 1990s frequently cited from Deleuze and Guattari, has written that "schizoanalysis shares in the delicious irresponsibility of everything anarchic, inundating and harshly impersonal."[11] In his 1992 essay "Circuitries", Land describes the practice of schizoanalysis as a prescient method of analysis, and writes that it "was only possible because we are hurtling into the first globally integrated insanity: politics is obsolete. Capitalism and Schizophrenia hacked into a future that programs it down to its punctuation, connecting with the imminent inevitability of viral revolution, soft fusion."[12] Land's later work in the 1990s, associated with the Cybernetic Culture Research Unit, also further reinterpreted and developed schizoanalysis in terms of cybernetics, cyberpunk aesthetics and occultism, most prominently in his 1995 essay "Meltdown":
Machinic Synthesis. Deleuzoguattarian schizoanalysis comes from the future. It is already engaging with nonlinear nano-engineering runaway in 1972; differentiating molecular or neotropic machineries from molar or entropic aggregates of nonassembled particles; functional connectivity from antiproductive static. Philosophy has an affinity with despotism, due to its predilection for Platonic-fascist top-down solutions that always screw up viciously. Schizoanalysis works differently. It avoids Ideas, and sticks to diagrams: networking software for accessing bodies without organs. BwOs, machinic singularities, or tractor fields emerge through the combination of parts with (rather than into) their whole; arranging composite individuations in a virtual/actual circuit. They are additive rather than substitutive, and immanent rather than transcendent: executed by functional complexes of currents, switches, and loops, caught in scaling reverberations, and fleeing through intercommunications, from the level of the integrated planetary system to that of atomic assemblages. Multiplicities captured by singularities interconnect as desiring-machines; dissipating entropy by dissociating flows, and recycling their machinism as self-assembling chronogenic circuitry.[13]
See also
Anti-psychiatry
Body without organs
Capitalism and Schizophrenia
Desiring-production
Institutional psychotherapy
Multiplicity
Plane of immanence
Rhizome
@@marcelldavis8327 thanks tuts
@@marcelldavis8327 bro I been reading about affect theory and deleuze all week, I take one break and you bring this here. Bruh.
If you speed this up to 2x speed, it sounds like "The different types of DMs girls receive" but 2 times faster.
i just tried it and it actually works lol
not for me what did i do wrong help
Woah I tried this and it like makes the video go faster!. Super cool tip!
Big if true
@@theoneandonlyravioli2985 anthony roum?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Love the “how to marry a millionaire” poster in the back. Really sets the tone
"I hate the kingdom! I hate the dated ways of the kingdom!"
The look of concern on the dog’s face at 5:11 is incredible
I’m so glad Katie is recurring now
5:42 woah, didn't know you guys found the manifestation of my social anxiety
Any video with Amanda is an instant LIKE
I'm in love with the real dm's! They're hilarious!
I love that line "so funny, classic sexism” classy
Anything with skatie and cherdleys is gold
Those are real DM's????
geeeeeeez!!! 😮
LOL! that last line is perfect
"We have no social life"
Priceless 😂
First sentence: "My parents got a divorce recently when I was five."
The brunette should have said "boring and nonsense." Lol
The bicurious and the oversharer is relatable 😂
“You could be attractive if you tried” and someone actually sent that? Wtf they talking about she is 🔥🔥🔥🔥beautiful af
"Has a lot of free time on his hand" ya thought no one would notice, but I did LMAO
Freeze-frame crew in da house!
@@kedabro1957 Hell yeah!! :3
Every guy that DMs women has gone through more than one of those "character" phases.
plot twist:all the guys live together
4:57 Brittney's reaction to the whiplash was great
Documentation of the year
I got all those on my DM‘s
Being a guy is so boring. We never get any of those DM's. 😁
I've gotten plenty of weird fetish girls idk what ur talking about.
Ever made 4 and a half dollars🤣
xehli g manda salve
Caralho, vc por aqui
Thank you for 7 minutes of physical pain 😊
This one depressed me, I need to watch “why you sitting alone tho?” 🙃 to feel better
this series is fantastically eye opening
One of your best, freaking hilarious
somehow putting the real ones next to the comedy ones makes them even funnier
Bruv, this is so realistic, it scares me that some women will take this. 😂😂😂
3:29 danny devito in the background lmfao
YES, validation.
Simps: I NEED to validate her
Spencer's characters are always my favorite lmao
Aw man this was so good! It gave me a good laugh. But this is so true 90% of guys in these ladies DM’s don’t have a clue
My parents got a divorce recently when I was 5
This is unfortunately so true lol. Had a guy both call me beautiful in one dm, followed by begging, and finishing it all off with threatening me and calling me a disgusting w#@5e because I wouldn't respond to him. This was just 3 days ago. It's an ish
I don't use any social media except you tube and this is just scaring for me 😂
I think you basically just invited the most absurd troll dms ever ladies. Best of luck. There better be a part 2! 🤣
No woman is worth that. Asian guy stayed strong, mad props.
1:50 I almost choked 🤣🤣🤣
These vids are teaching Me what I'm doing wrong
What about the DMs where if you reply more than once they consider you in a relationship and get mad when another guy comments on your profile?
5:47 the shakiness in his voice 😂 he speaks for me tho.
2:03 Hey, it’s that John guy! I wouldn’t’ve expected to have seen HIM on one of Cherdleys videos!
This whole video is incredible. Thank you.
Skatie is a legend
Best collab yet!! Also, Ryan?
Feels pretty good that I'm not a creep online and I respect others like the opposite sex. Its rare these days.
The ending 😂😂😂
4:14 “WHEN URR YOU COMING HOAAAAM?”
Uncle John is back baby!
Whoever played the bi-curious girl fucking killed it lol
Creepy asf
@@holden4111 The girl
The very first sentence is gold
Amanda McCants is my new celebrity crush...
"So funny, classic sexism." lmfaooooooooooo
That was more sad than funny. I was a douche in high school, but that is some next level shit.
the kiss at the end was perfect
I wish i was a girl so when iam bored i go to my dms and laugh at those messages
They're depressing
I don't get any at all😔 must be ugly
That's some shit if u really want some dms just show some more skin.... i dont recommend it tho
@@LL-gx3yj yeah probably😂 but I dont do that
Not to worry, you can be a guy who gets no messages from anyone ever!
The ice shaking got me XD
Didn't expect Valentino to be there
The middle schooler that was biting his pillow was funny asf😅😅😅
3:09 I loved that laugh XD
“So funny, classic sexism”😂
"i cannot wait for eighth grade tomorrow"
“Fart GuD for mE PleaSe”💀💀💀
I'm glad people don't talk like this anymore
Photographer ain’t even a character that’s just terry richardson playing himself
Still kills me everytime xD
Imagine those were real DMs and they based the characters on them
2 of them were real DMs
I get DM's from photographers like that. When I ask to see their portfolios it's essentially porn. Or when I ask where they've been published they tell me they're working on a "project".
“Something went wrong as a kid” lmfao
5:31 lol wasnt expectin that
Oh my my....The blonde girl's smile at 5:00 !! She looks so innocent
I love how no one caught that "My parents RECENTLY got a divorce when I was 5.".
Everytime I feel down on myself I just remember at least I’m not down bad in Instagram DM’s
**The obviously married man in his 30's & 40's who continuously posts pictures of his wife and kids and is followed by family and coworkers but will openly thirst comment on pics of girls who easily look like they are in their early 20's.
I’m scared of girls
This makes me so glad that I grew up in a generation that still is largely ignorant of what a DM actually is. I'm not sure that I've ever even had one?
Sounds complicated and harmful probably
So glad skatie is in these videos
I love your videos! You're wicked funny! Keep going! The character unawareness is the best!👏. I don't have any social media, I don't know how you deal with this shit! 🤗
This video is more accurate than a professional sniper
I’m “The Avoider”. I avoid women so I’m not shamed and ridiculed as being one of the mentioned labels.
same bruh.. i be scared
Can't win if you don't play
@@user-xr6lt7ed2p I'm good.
@@user-xr6lt7ed2p I'm fine
Yeah i was that. But then i saw a 5`7 5/10 dude slaying in the bar and that changed my whole mentality.
underrated talents