Dating Cherdley is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible. No regrets!
I was a Lyft driver for almost a year. I got told countless times by females that they were super relieved that I wasn't creepy during the ride. I guess it's pretty normal. I didn't talk much unless the passenger wanted to. I would usually ask 1 to 2 questions just to gauge if I was going to potentially have an issue or be in some type of safety issue, since I drove mostly on the weekends and nights.
I thought he is joking but he described exact reality. Uber or any app drivers never or less talk to male pessengers for a reason, they dont want to trigger unwanted argument which lead to 1 star ratings. But for female passengers its different.
You should do the awkward "ride of shame". Can't tell you how many times I've driven someone home after a late night hook-up and the weird ass conversations had during those rides.
I have been in this EXACT scenario, except the guy was much creepier...Talk about scary, and super uncomfortable. Having to lie about where u live, and everything else concerning yourself, out of fear. It's just sad how real this is. The guy ended up showing up where I was staying the next day, and left a creepy note with my boyfriend's MOM.
I lost it at “is it cold in here?” It’s like it wasn’t even a scripted joke. He just came up with it, it took a few seconds for them to get it, then they react. I’m fucking crying.
I went to LA and went out with my two friends. The uber driver that picked us up was wearing some pink bunny outfit and kept showing us his music and talking, while driving fast and badly.
*Flashbacks to the many traumatic taxi rides I’ve had* This is too accurate 😭 From the handing over of the cellphone to ask for my number, to the asking me what I do for a living or where I want to hang out. And especially the question, “Is that where you live? Where I just picked you up?” These were all taxi rides too so I didn’t know the driver and I couldn’t complain (didn’t even think of taking note of the taxi company because I was too nervous) and I was alone in all of these rides. It’s straight up traumatic, seriously 😭
Did you get forced to take the taxi? No. You know as a women late at night coming from a club, men will hit on you. What u doing out so late. So next time, you should call you brother or dad to pick you up. I guarantee there will be no hassle.
@xidrk9826 loool. I was never out late at night at the clubs when all of these creepy taxi rides happened. I was a college student who didn't party. 90% of these were in broad daylight, and in one of them, I was headed to the port to travel. Get outta here with that misogyny.
Jokes aside this just opened my eyes to how creepy a gig driver could be, cause technically after they drop you off they could follow to where ever you are going. The gig will never make you drive away... wow
The way the guy passenger got treated tho lmao - I don’t really talk to customers like that, do some business shit and then blasting the music while he’s tryna handle some business… 😂
One Time i was with my exgirlfriend in an uber and the driver started to acting to much friendly and talking with a little laugh after he finished to talk. my ex became uncomfortable and i was like wtf with this man? , those guys are really disgusting
Dude I sat in one with my ex, he asked if we were together. When we said "yeah", he replied with "until when?". Creepy as fuck, not to mention his weird ass music
This actually happened to me. I had a younger, female driver who lived in my neighborhood tell me that if I pay her cash she can drive me anywhere I want, at any time for half what I'm paying now. I never took her up on her offer because I never carry cash on me.
You know, I had a regular cab drivers in Seattle and Las Vegas, because they made that offer. Saved me tons. They would go on break and pick me up, or say they were moving to another area and that was how they beat the system
I am an introvert but I did my best to be myself and try to have conversations with riders. My stars dropped to 4.48. And Uber suspended my account. When my suspension was over, I talked very robotic and had the customer service of Siri. Then my stars went to 4.9. This proves that people like you better when you are fake.
The question he should really be asking is "Why tf is your chest hanging out of your bathing suit? And why are you wearing it to the club? And what did poor doggo do to you that you're punishing him with horrible, loud music and people stepping on him in a club?"
Watching this for the first time as I’m waiting at a Uber airport waiting lot for a rider (DTW airport) and exchanged numbers with a few chicks this week 🤦♂️ 🤣🤣😂
I’ll watch this after the important business meeting.
no one cares greg
Ok Greg
Joel-I mean Greg, business is paramount. You must go to the meeting.
Are you discussing stocks, percentages, graphs, and charts?
How's the business doing?
This isn't a skit, it's just Chad's day job.
Ong, bro.
This is Tyrone
That's what Giga Uber Chad does everyday.
I’m SAYING
@@PrayerOfMannesah nah Tyrone is that guy that appears when you drop the soap
Joel's single sniff described me more than anything I've ever watched before.
6:48
Truly a cinematic masterpiece
😅😅😅😅😅😅
Wadayetalkinabeet
The "friendly" shit is killing me🤣🤣☠️
that’s what women have to do or they feel they’re gonna get murdered. it’s pretty fucked up
Dating Cherdley is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible. No regrets!
You’re dating cherdleys? I’m jealous
Lucky
Do you know from experience
@@Dew2Much I'll keep it a secret if you will.
@@Angel-fn3ep lolol
Where do they live
Specne
You're mom's house
Not from there.
Nowhere. They ain't live nowhere.
Yooo what’s their addy aha
This is the type of Uber that would hit someone on their bike and shatter their leg.
This comment is awesome
that's effed up
@@RyanTheLeader this comment is awesome
This is the type of uber that would have a "curb stomping babies for life" bumper sticker
The bikers leg would shatter or the driver?🤔
Uber drivers always ask me if I have an OF too
So relatable
Yea same here
@Adil Mahmood sorry. Its only for fans
@@treykearns4867 I'm your fan, PM me
They ask me if i have a no fans
"Do you guys do Onlyfans" I do, "Yeah you should" 😂😂
I should try that line from now on 🤔🤣🤣
@@PlatinumHustle No harm in trying 😂
Just your run of the mill whores
I had a friend tell me this the other day... We're both straight guys.
@@justonejlking 👈
“Is that a dog? BARK BARK haha”
“you do only fans?”
“yea”
“you should!”
what a wild compliment
Didn’t wear masks in the Uber. SMH.
🐑🐑🐑
Smh my head
Solid point
Fuck masks
@Bad Guacamole 🤣
I love going to the club at 3 in the afternoon with my dog
I was a Lyft driver for almost a year. I got told countless times by females that they were super relieved that I wasn't creepy during the ride. I guess it's pretty normal. I didn't talk much unless the passenger wanted to. I would usually ask 1 to 2 questions just to gauge if I was going to potentially have an issue or be in some type of safety issue, since I drove mostly on the weekends and nights.
I don't talk unless the rider is trying to talk to me. Silent rides are best. They got phones and shit, I got one headphone in listening to my stuff.
@@justinlast2lastharder749 W Justin
Having to interrogate them seems unnecessary in general but to each their own .
@@AskMeWhyYoureStupid It's called situational awareness.
@@Hughesburner honestly semantics . Who cares . I just said it felt unnecessary my intent wasn't to offend you .
This dude got GED energy
Lol
@Adolf Hitler huhhhhh!??!? Not even sure that's historically accurate tbh
GED?
This dude got American High School diploma energy
I'm three minutes in and I feel so bad for these poor women.
tbh i had to just skip to the end to see the punchline
@@AlaskaBoyAlex Dude, no...
Sameeee 🤣🤣 I couldn't believe it was 8mins long, like holy fuck
i knew some simps were gonna leave a comment like this
its fake
"I'll drive 10 miles and hour because you guys are a ten" 🤣🤣
I thought he is joking but he described exact reality. Uber or any app drivers never or less talk to male pessengers for a reason, they dont want to trigger unwanted argument which lead to 1 star ratings. But for female passengers its different.
U dumb? It’s cuz they’re thirsty and not gay.
Eh some guys are talkative some girls want to be quiet
That dog is about to get LIT at those clubs.
Let me just ask this question:
*who brings a dog clubbing*
Mitsy does.
No matter how many times I watch this video, everytime he says, "Is that a dog?!? BARK BARK!" I fucking lose it! lol
You should do the awkward "ride of shame". Can't tell you how many times I've driven someone home after a late night hook-up and the weird ass conversations had during those rides.
look at this guy he gets laid 😲
@@sexycooljulesverne I believe he was referring to driving people home after *they* get laid.
@@Motoboo_Marine Yes, because I diver for Uber and lyft.
@@sexycooljulesverne you struggle to read hey 🤣
Share one
6/5 stars, great conversation starter
😆😆💀💀
This is honestly one of your best Chad-you nailed the character too 😂
“I wore I love boobies bracelets” lmfao that took me out
Ayyee, same 😂😂💀💀
my last uber was talking about biden's racist past lol, unprompted
certified let's go brandon moment
@@Alan_the_Red prob didnt wanna hear the truth. Fuck joe biden!
@@solaireofastora8609 yeah and trump racist past too
preach
@@tacoface6029 everyone know that tho
the look of pure terror on the girl in the middle lmao
The less words we exchange, the more stars you’re gonna get
Bro the video is 4k but still out of focus.
10/10 never change
I'll watch this in the morning when it isn't SO fresh.
could u just drop us off ???
nah we gonna smoke weed
I have been in this EXACT scenario, except the guy was much creepier...Talk about scary, and super uncomfortable. Having to lie about where u live, and everything else concerning yourself, out of fear. It's just sad how real this is. The guy ended up showing up where I was staying the next day, and left a creepy note with my boyfriend's MOM.
Cherdleys makes better documentaries than we expect. He's in touch with the generation. The Ken Burns of our times.
Watch part 1 if ur not nervous - ua-cam.com/video/WvR56bRN63A/v-deo.html
I’m nervous
If your not the second reply on this comment your gay.
I’m homosexual
sayless if you like this reply ill subscribe
Chodlys this is sad.
6:26 being a victim to this hits different, lol
I lost it at “is it cold in here?”
It’s like it wasn’t even a scripted joke. He just came up with it, it took a few seconds for them to get it, then they react. I’m fucking crying.
this is in my top 3 favorite characters for sure. you are something special my dude.
Genius. I should change my boyfriends uber eats profile pic to myself, so they stop eating his fries and arriving 50 minutes late.
Go stupid, yeah yeah go hard. All three of them are on Tinder.😂😂
I know it’s a skit but damn I still feel Superbad for them.
My boy never fails to make me laugh
The thickness is real with this one
Crying and throwing up because they didn't check the license plate 😂
"I'm so excited to take shots" is either really bad writing or really good improvisation.
He should've dropped an "hypothetically"
ha-ha !
0:27 - THIC
Why does every Cherdleys vid make me need to open chrome and put my phone in the other hand?
Yo no bs though. He does promote a lot of lustful girls
I wanna see chravis as an uber driver he'd be so chill and respectful. And just wanna go sit in the park afterwards
fr
Those are definitely Empaths.
Cherdleys closet must be absurd
This is more scary than funny
1:54 We don't live anywhere yet..😅
when you really need to stop the conversation
Look at the license plate, damn.
The personality of the driver is way to genuine, it kinda makes me worried about Spence
The girl in the middle is the best actor!
Im gon eat the fries so they think the restaurant did it lol
I went to LA and went out with my two friends. The uber driver that picked us up was wearing some pink bunny outfit and kept showing us his music and talking, while driving fast and badly.
When he says " you're welcome" at the end
Oh shit, Chet was sneakin' out a little bit in this one with the laughs lmao
The contrast in customers is what really sells this. Amazing business man doing business
new cherdleys lore hell yeah
"We don't live anywhere " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Flashbacks to the many traumatic taxi rides I’ve had*
This is too accurate 😭 From the handing over of the cellphone to ask for my number, to the asking me what I do for a living or where I want to hang out. And especially the question, “Is that where you live? Where I just picked you up?” These were all taxi rides too so I didn’t know the driver and I couldn’t complain (didn’t even think of taking note of the taxi company because I was too nervous) and I was alone in all of these rides. It’s straight up traumatic, seriously 😭
u deserve better bro ):
Yup I started ordering from different addresses than where I live :(
Did you get forced to take the taxi? No.
You know as a women late at night coming from a club, men will hit on you. What u doing out so late.
So next time, you should call you brother or dad to pick you up. I guarantee there will be no hassle.
@@JoostEurovisionFans bro its just a taxi drive there was no mention of her being outside late at night
@xidrk9826 loool. I was never out late at night at the clubs when all of these creepy taxi rides happened. I was a college student who didn't party. 90% of these were in broad daylight, and in one of them, I was headed to the port to travel. Get outta here with that misogyny.
"I'm actually very friendly tho" -> *The ultimate guy save..*
BRO THE SATIRE IS SPOT ON IM DEAD 💀 😂
the middle one just has a confused look the whole time :DD
Jokes aside this just opened my eyes to how creepy a gig driver could be, cause technically after they drop you off they could follow to where ever you are going. The gig will never make you drive away... wow
Creep
@@lukegangl8644 bro what?
@@lukegangl8644 maybe you?
The way the guy passenger got treated tho lmao - I don’t really talk to customers like that, do some business shit and then blasting the music while he’s tryna handle some business… 😂
One Time i was with my exgirlfriend in an uber and the driver started to acting to much friendly and talking with a little laugh after he finished to talk. my ex became uncomfortable and i was like wtf with this man? , those guys are really disgusting
Dude I sat in one with my ex, he asked if we were together. When we said "yeah", he replied with "until when?". Creepy as fuck, not to mention his weird ass music
@@kin3tic0n37 🤣 hehe Chaderlies must make a video with this situation
Now thats a thumbnail! 😁😅 Great video Cherds
"I'll drive 10 miles an hour cuz you guys are a 10 hahaha" 🤣🤣
If Theo Von was an Uber driver
On a real note which club are they going to that allows dogs?
more importantly, who thinks its a good idea to bring a dog to a club.
A bad ass club.
@@stuart4341 Nah I'm trying to show up. Dogs know how to party.
@@invaderrach315 the loud noises and flashing lights are going to hurt them
@@stuart4341 You have a point
heh this was good, loved it in contrast to the ride with the guy
“Yeah, I been goin’ the wrong way this whole time.”
This actually happened to me. I had a younger, female driver who lived in my neighborhood tell me that if I pay her cash she can drive me anywhere I want, at any time for half what I'm paying now. I never took her up on her offer because I never carry cash on me.
You know, I had a regular cab drivers in Seattle and Las Vegas, because they made that offer. Saved me tons. They would go on break and pick me up, or say they were moving to another area and that was how they beat the system
umm that has nothing to do with this clip
3:30 That brief moment of insult with the groan before continuing the conversation.
I am an introvert but I did my best to be myself and try to have conversations with riders. My stars dropped to 4.48. And Uber suspended my account. When my suspension was over, I talked very robotic and had the customer service of Siri. Then my stars went to 4.9. This proves that people like you better when you are fake.
Black mirror feelings
Honestly I prefer it that way lol. No music no words.
"" How's the temperature in here? I'm guessing cold by the looks of it '' 😂😭
workin on bookin the premiere venue doll
I love how that POS new car sounds like a cammed V8 when he takes off 🤣
😂😂 Over friendly Uber drivers really be like that 😂
Nah this is just creepy tbh
Funny video! Cherdleys videos always make me laugh. A great bunch of comedians.
The question he should really be asking is "Why tf is your chest hanging out of your bathing suit? And why are you wearing it to the club? And what did poor doggo do to you that you're punishing him with horrible, loud music and people stepping on him in a club?"
the dog looked scared at that one last turn lmao
I need a full version of go stupid go hard
Sincere compliments from the guy on the couch
Blondy is cheeked up.
As an Uber Eats driver, I can vouch
Thk u for your service.
this actually grinds my gears.
She's getting a headache, but she wants to go to the club. Lol
EACH and EVERY taxi that I have been in has been doing the same to me .
Cher should be the next GTA protagonist.
"There's Barbara, hi Barbara!"
Watching this for the first time as I’m waiting at a Uber airport waiting lot for a rider (DTW airport) and exchanged numbers with a few chicks this week 🤦♂️ 🤣🤣😂
Haaa love that they’re still dressed the same
Damn wtf is the beat that came on at 7:30? Fire
Hahahaha, “Ayo I don’t really f**kin’ towk to customers, so lahk, you could chill.”
I wanted to get out of this guy's car but I was in fullscreen.
Sooo funny and hi Mitsy!💗 and hi Barbara, too!