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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
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Howdy folks! And welcome to the only bona fide, sanctified, exorcised occult ASMR shopping channel this side of the Atlantic! Your charming southern host, the right honourable Reverend Vic VeLayne, is here to guide you through a carefully curated selection of cursed curios that will scintillate, stimulate, and prostrate you into parting with your hard-earned cash.
It’s Halloween, so it would have been rude for me not to do a Cursed Curios episode; so here is the significantly more dynamic US version! Vic VeLayne was fun to play, and I hope his southern accent helps you to relax, but holy hootin’ heck those veneers hurt my distinctly Anglo-Saxon teeth 😅. Also, an absolute neighbour decided to do angle-grinding about halfway through, so there are sections where the audio fidelity goes a bit awry. Apologies for that, but hopefully it won’t detract from the already retro, vintage feel. Enjoy!
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ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) is synaesthesia of the soul. It’s a relaxing feeling, it’s a tingling down the spine, or it’s simply a sleep aid. Whether it’s being ‘held’ by someone you have confidence in, or ‘looked after’ by someone with authority, or just feeling ‘safe’ with someone you trust, it uses audio-visual triggers to enable you to let go of your worries and stresses - even just for a bit.
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FPC (first person cinema) takes all the relaxing elements of ASMR but has much more of a focus on immersion and the suspension of disbelief. It’s kinda like being the main character in your own short movie, with popular figures you know and love, or entirely created worlds - just for you. There won’t be any visible mics or traditional triggers in these videos, and they will seem more unintentional than the usual ASMR videos - but they are unique and relaxing experiences designed to transport you to different places, worlds, and times.
Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.
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this video just convinces me more and more that jim is a shapeshifter with the ability to adapt to every look, style, accent, and personality that ever existed. what an actor!
Plot-twist: he is Sauron
I hope he does more Vic velayne. I love this video. Very relaxing.
he sounds like the most sane televangelist.
AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING
I'm dying laughing because I live in the Southern US and this is too accurate on how tv evangelists and Southern preachers talk. We call them screamin preachers or "Ah ha" preachers where I live. 😂😂😂😂 This is spot on. Another masterpiece. I love it.
You look like Austin Powers if he was a priest lmao
And I love this yearly series
Lmao yeah I was going to comment that
Austin Powers had horrible teeth, completely different to this dude's fake teeth.
I can't unsee this now! 😂😂😂😂😂
The fact he doesn't have a Austin Powers roleplay is crazy
I’m living in the south for awhile now and every Sunday local preachers take over radio stations and preach the craziest stuff- but the rest of the time is mostly sales pitches, Jim is on the right track in his own humorous way!!
Thanks Jim🎃
Gonna be honest with you, I love this character so much, I built a PC around him for my DnD game. God bless ya, Reverend.
At this point I can confidently say that I haven’t the slightest idea what your real voice is because you embody every accent perfectly 😂❤
This gives me late night tv southern gothic vibes. It’s like I dozed off with the tv on and woke up at 3AM to this. While I’d love to stay awake and listen I’m feeling rather cozy and keep drifting off ❤
I love how he puts the sponsors in so well that it just fits the whole video. It doesn't seem out of place. It doesn't take away from the experience it just flows so dang well. That is brilliant 😄
That damned monkey paw! 😂😂
Feels like I’ve gone back in time to when Apple Macs still had the rainbow apple logo and Wordart graphics were supreme! (Yes I’m ‘that’ old 🤫 ) and it’s 3am & I catch this on the tv. lol
LOVE Cursed Curios! So happy it’s become a spooky season tradition.
Wordart graphics were THE SHIT! now they’re just ironic 😭
16:05 This is probably my favorite joke (besides the Monkey’s Paw) because when I told it to my mamaw, she really liked it and laughed a bit. It might seem small but it’s one of those fond nice memories
You are too funny Jim. I live in the southern USA and the old timey preachers really do talk that way! You did your research. Fabulous video as always
I'm 12 minutes in and I'm dying laughing at the effect the dentures have on poor Jim there...! "20 buckth for the thpurth of thpeed!!! You go FATHT!!!" 🤣
I dare him to say “sufferin’ succotash”
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@@bluegreenglue6565 😆 or “Silus the Syrian Assassin”
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The ad is integrated so seamlessly that I didn't even notice its an ad 🤣
I like how things slowly change with the paw curling, and later, he mentions having enemies in the Politburo right after talking about fighting for America in Vietnam
You even got the Chiclet looking teeth out that these dudes always have! I call em Osteen Grillz. Lmao. You're the best
Osteen grillz, omg I’m dead 😂🤣💀
i was watching one of these antique shows yesterday and just thinking how well it lends itself to asmr omg
Oh that’s true! What about like a US public radio show, à la “Delicious Dish” on Saturday Night Live!
The colour grading and aesthetics are wonderful you’ve gotten really good with premiere pro (I’m assuming what you’re editing with still) over the years
I absolutely love this annual series 🎉
Me too❣️I’m saving all of them to watch on Halloween Eve‼️
Merry Halloween!
NO WAY I see you here haha love your content bro!
I'm so happy to see Cursed Curious again I love these episodes. Thank you for another one, Jim. 😊
for the best experience please watch this video at 360p.
I don't know if Jim edits these videos in high quality and lowers it later or if he doesn't customize UA-cam to allow only a specific video quality, I remember that being an option. Regardless I find these 4:3 ratio videos are more pleasantly viewed at 360p since they don't pixelize in any quality below or above it.
Ken broke up with Barbie and devoted himself to Unholy Church
It happens to the best of us
Dude looks like Austin powers, a priest, a telemarketer and a cult leader all in one
PLZ DO MORE VIC VELAYNE! THIS IS NOW MY FAVORITE ASMR VIDEO! THE LISP AND ACCENT IS VERY SOOTHING, MEANWHILE THE ITEMS ARE ENTERTAINING!
THE ENDING omfgg ahaha,, i was waiting for him to make another wish >_
Im love that this is a series perfect after day Ive had. Your American accent cracks me up well the dentures this time just made it more funny 🤣😂 it's adorable. ☺
Bruh this sounds just like the damn south and Midwest radio stations on Sunday. Like there's a Shockley lot of radio stations where it's just mega churches preaching about some insane things so GG bruh cuz it's accurate af
Tell me about it. 😂😂😂
This was so funny. So clever. And so entertaining. This show gets better every year. Thanks, Jim. And Can I just say that that blue jacket fits you so well. 😅
When Cursed Curios comes around, you know it’s time for Halloween! The announcement on Tuesday let me revise the older three before diving into this one! 👍🏻 (Doing the same for Dracula, yes!) The part I missed on the ‘85 special was the back-and-forth between the on-screen personality and the off-screen staff, which rings so true.
The veneers were amazing, but I wanted to see a big cheesy grin at least once! You know, the kind that blinds you with its shine but doesn’t quite reach the eyes….
I was on the edge of my seat for the Dusty lore, thank you thank you! Those tricksy demons.
The humor and rambling is on point and entertaining. Nice special effects with the monkey paw granting wishes. And again, with the surprise ending, you clever videosmith, you.
Also, too bad the Parliament PM will probably backfire and then quit working as soon as it’s given a job to do.
Fantastic series, dear Jim~
Righteous Gemstones vibes. Dammit you are good at this man!
Where entertainment and ASMR meet.
You've got so much talent for this. A real man with a thousand faces. 👍👍
And Voices! 😁
That monkeys paw part was especially amazing
Have you ever considered doing a video as Ed Warren? All the cursed items in that collection would make for some interesting lore bombs.
Ooo yes! I agree!
Man I just love how Jim always surprises us with a blend of intense and hilarious themes when you least expect it
In keeping with this week's Gary Oldman theme, this collared gentleman's lispy loquacity made me think of Jean-Baptiste from "The Fifth Element." Having caught up on Curios past, I'm so happy to experience this latest (and I do mean "late" - heheh) edition. I may just be thpured on to procure some new jewelry as well. Life's tricky balance tips toward joy once again. Thank you!
Great roleplay, lots of creativity and good vibes, without losing the mysticism, I hope those dentures didn't hurt your mouth.
greetings from Mexico.
Heck yeah another cursed curios! I love this series thanks Jim!
“Turns out it was a voodoo doll of me” 😂
I’m getting Brad Pitt from an alternate world vibes. You re such a chameleon Jim. Love your American parody’s.
Am i the only one who‘s getting slight Brad Pitt vibes here? Lol. Well done as always Jim.
The Cursed Curios series has quickly become one of my favorite things on your channel, looking forward to October!
Ever since the Red Dead story by the crackling fire (I can’t remember the name of it lol) video, Jim’s soothing deep southern drawl accent absolutely puts me to sleep. ❤️
Yesss! So happy for this annual Halloween classic returning
Loving this yearly tradition!
I so look forward to this every year! ❤👻💀
Sounds like this slick humoured character took on the God collar just so he could cash in on his long standing desire for collecting occult objects, by way of drawing in the more nervous customers with the reassurance that all of his sale items get his personal fully ' sanctified ' treatment.
I don't think his heart is truly in his day job.
It was good to receive the revelation about the mysteries of the Dusty chapter as well.
That accent with the timbre and the lisp is so ASMR. ☝😌👍
I just had the most visceral reaction to this character that I almost couldn't make it past the opening sponsor mention. Guess I have a deep rooted abhorrence of Christian clergy from the Southeastern US 😆
Stunning and brave. Thanks for sharing
I was just wondering earlier today if you'd make a new one this year! 😁 And you have the Southern Televangelist act exactly right
Loving these videos :) Thanks for making all these fantastic productions and characters Jim, the world is a better place because you're in it.
Dude made an entire video into an ad, seriously, this man is genius.
OH MY GOD I watched your previous episodes of this just yesterday and I was like, damn I hope he posts another and here it is
Nothing better than the cursed curioss series!
Awesome as always Jim and I own 2 Gthic rings and they are definitely worth every penny and honestly they are a dirt low price for a great ring!
CRAP! I just rewatched this and listen close to the ending! Crapcrapcrapcrap.....😃
OK, Riambra, you’re gonna have to help me on this one. I’ve got it turned all the way up and I’m just getting static.
OMG THAT ENDING
It’s finally Halloween! Thank you for these, they are such fun.
Please try an Aussie accent with those dentures in! This series gets better and better - thanks Jim!
Wonderful video! That Peacemaker's a Beaut!
I always look forward to the Cursed Curios videos.💀
love your stuff man, good job
I only have one question; do I get a refund for the Monkey Paw? Honestly, I loved everything about this from the denture lisp to the curios themselves. I choked on my cider when Dusty appeared and then the cute story about the voodoo doll. I really need to get my package finished and shipped. You may find a few new curios for the next show. 😁😁
Although as someone who has been bereaved by suicide I found the ending just a little bit in poor taste but it is a Halloween spooky video afterall, and it was very clever. 🎃 👻
This has been the highlight of my night
Nice video! May I suggest you to make a Sam Porter Bridges from Death Stranding role play? You'd be perfect in that role
I just adore your creativity😍
YESSSSSSSSS THESE ARE THE BEST!!!!
Love this video. Gives me Marshall Carter & Dark vibes from the SCP universe.
What in the As Seen on TV, Tammy Faye, shopping channels is this?! I love it! I’ll take one in each color
I think this is my favorite cursed curios so far. I like the re use of dusty but where did the lower half of his mouth go bro?
this kinda reminds me of that scene where Saul Goodman pretends to be a Louisiana priest to save Huell from jail lmao
Now it feels like Halloween
That ending...! 😅💀
There will be a Silent Hill remake, it would be cool if you did an asmr with that theme ☺️
I like that the company banner is bi
Omg Austin Powers 😮
Least sane televangelist: ✝️🙏🏻👿🐍❌🦖❌
Most sane televangelist: 🤓
15:29 HE KILLED SPAMTON
It ain't no Papa Emeritus, but it'll do.
Some of the gestures made me think of Papa III in the “He Is” video.
I wonder what happens if someone actually calls the number- like does Jim have the domain, or is something just going to get *wrecked* by ether a dead line, or scam? XD
The ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am so happy to see this! It just wouldn't be Halloween without Cursed Curios. 😃👍
Edit: OK the ending got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was great. Thank you Jim.
Why is this not a show on the shopping channels? QVC be sweating 😅
Am I the only one who thins that he looked like Mike Meyers in the thumbnail?
ah yes its once again finally arrived. thanks Jim your truly wonderful
16:50 😔Rest in peace to my man Usopp 🙏
$5.50 for a movie prop head with an interesting history. How's he keep the lights on? Oh, nevermind. $1,250 for final bid.
Taiwan stopped being Formosa in 1895…
Goes to show nobody starts working at cursed curios without some secrets of their own
He looks like a 90's anime character
Wake up, new Dusty lore just dropped
You’re a really good actor dude
Spamton...?
If Austin Powers became an American priest this is how I’d imagine he’d look like
Anyone else think he looks like Sam Rockwell’s character in Iron Man 2? Both characters have the same vibes 😂
BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Texarkana accent right there
Didn't know Father John Ward from FAITH had a country sort of accent and wore glasses. Neither did I know he runs a show, let alone one like this.
Omg is so cool i love it
😂😂 Love Jimbos roleplays
Why does he remind me of Jean-Baptiste Zorg from The Fifth Element?