this video just convinces me more and more that jim is a shapeshifter with the ability to adapt to every look, style, accent, and personality that ever existed. what an actor!
I'm dying laughing because I live in the Southern US and this is too accurate on how tv evangelists and Southern preachers talk. We call them screamin preachers or "Ah ha" preachers where I live. 😂😂😂😂 This is spot on. Another masterpiece. I love it.
I’m living in the south for awhile now and every Sunday local preachers take over radio stations and preach the craziest stuff- but the rest of the time is mostly sales pitches, Jim is on the right track in his own humorous way!! Thanks Jim🎃
This gives me late night tv southern gothic vibes. It’s like I dozed off with the tv on and woke up at 3AM to this. While I’d love to stay awake and listen I’m feeling rather cozy and keep drifting off ❤
16:05 This is probably my favorite joke (besides the Monkey’s Paw) because when I told it to my mamaw, she really liked it and laughed a bit. It might seem small but it’s one of those fond nice memories
I love how he puts the sponsors in so well that it just fits the whole video. It doesn't seem out of place. It doesn't take away from the experience it just flows so dang well. That is brilliant 😄
That damned monkey paw! 😂😂 Feels like I’ve gone back in time to when Apple Macs still had the rainbow apple logo and Wordart graphics were supreme! (Yes I’m ‘that’ old 🤫 ) and it’s 3am & I catch this on the tv. lol LOVE Cursed Curios! So happy it’s become a spooky season tradition.
I like how things slowly change with the paw curling, and later, he mentions having enemies in the Politburo right after talking about fighting for America in Vietnam
I'm 12 minutes in and I'm dying laughing at the effect the dentures have on poor Jim there...! "20 buckth for the thpurth of thpeed!!! You go FATHT!!!" 🤣
The colour grading and aesthetics are wonderful you’ve gotten really good with premiere pro (I’m assuming what you’re editing with still) over the years
for the best experience please watch this video at 360p. I don't know if Jim edits these videos in high quality and lowers it later or if he doesn't customize UA-cam to allow only a specific video quality, I remember that being an option. Regardless I find these 4:3 ratio videos are more pleasantly viewed at 360p since they don't pixelize in any quality below or above it.
This was so funny. So clever. And so entertaining. This show gets better every year. Thanks, Jim. And Can I just say that that blue jacket fits you so well. 😅
Bruh this sounds just like the damn south and Midwest radio stations on Sunday. Like there's a Shockley lot of radio stations where it's just mega churches preaching about some insane things so GG bruh cuz it's accurate af
Im love that this is a series perfect after day Ive had. Your American accent cracks me up well the dentures this time just made it more funny 🤣😂 it's adorable. ☺
When Cursed Curios comes around, you know it’s time for Halloween! The announcement on Tuesday let me revise the older three before diving into this one! 👍🏻 (Doing the same for Dracula, yes!) The part I missed on the ‘85 special was the back-and-forth between the on-screen personality and the off-screen staff, which rings so true. The veneers were amazing, but I wanted to see a big cheesy grin at least once! You know, the kind that blinds you with its shine but doesn’t quite reach the eyes…. I was on the edge of my seat for the Dusty lore, thank you thank you! Those tricksy demons. The humor and rambling is on point and entertaining. Nice special effects with the monkey paw granting wishes. And again, with the surprise ending, you clever videosmith, you. Also, too bad the Parliament PM will probably backfire and then quit working as soon as it’s given a job to do.
In keeping with this week's Gary Oldman theme, this collared gentleman's lispy loquacity made me think of Jean-Baptiste from "The Fifth Element." Having caught up on Curios past, I'm so happy to experience this latest (and I do mean "late" - heheh) edition. I may just be thpured on to procure some new jewelry as well. Life's tricky balance tips toward joy once again. Thank you!
Ever since the Red Dead story by the crackling fire (I can’t remember the name of it lol) video, Jim’s soothing deep southern drawl accent absolutely puts me to sleep. ❤️
Sounds like this slick humoured character took on the God collar just so he could cash in on his long standing desire for collecting occult objects, by way of drawing in the more nervous customers with the reassurance that all of his sale items get his personal fully ' sanctified ' treatment. I don't think his heart is truly in his day job. It was good to receive the revelation about the mysteries of the Dusty chapter as well. That accent with the timbre and the lisp is so ASMR. ☝😌👍
I just had the most visceral reaction to this character that I almost couldn't make it past the opening sponsor mention. Guess I have a deep rooted abhorrence of Christian clergy from the Southeastern US 😆
I only have one question; do I get a refund for the Monkey Paw? Honestly, I loved everything about this from the denture lisp to the curios themselves. I choked on my cider when Dusty appeared and then the cute story about the voodoo doll. I really need to get my package finished and shipped. You may find a few new curios for the next show. 😁😁
Although as someone who has been bereaved by suicide I found the ending just a little bit in poor taste but it is a Halloween spooky video afterall, and it was very clever. 🎃 👻
I wonder what happens if someone actually calls the number- like does Jim have the domain, or is something just going to get *wrecked* by ether a dead line, or scam? XD
this video just convinces me more and more that jim is a shapeshifter with the ability to adapt to every look, style, accent, and personality that ever existed. what an actor!
Plot-twist: he is Sauron
I hope he does more Vic velayne. I love this video. Very relaxing.
he sounds like the most sane televangelist.
AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING
I'm dying laughing because I live in the Southern US and this is too accurate on how tv evangelists and Southern preachers talk. We call them screamin preachers or "Ah ha" preachers where I live. 😂😂😂😂 This is spot on. Another masterpiece. I love it.
You look like Austin Powers if he was a priest lmao
And I love this yearly series
Lmao yeah I was going to comment that
Austin Powers had horrible teeth, completely different to this dude's fake teeth.
I can't unsee this now! 😂😂😂😂😂
The fact he doesn't have a Austin Powers roleplay is crazy
Gonna be honest with you, I love this character so much, I built a PC around him for my DnD game. God bless ya, Reverend.
I’m living in the south for awhile now and every Sunday local preachers take over radio stations and preach the craziest stuff- but the rest of the time is mostly sales pitches, Jim is on the right track in his own humorous way!!
Thanks Jim🎃
At this point I can confidently say that I haven’t the slightest idea what your real voice is because you embody every accent perfectly 😂❤
This gives me late night tv southern gothic vibes. It’s like I dozed off with the tv on and woke up at 3AM to this. While I’d love to stay awake and listen I’m feeling rather cozy and keep drifting off ❤
The Cursed Curios series has quickly become one of my favorite things on your channel, looking forward to October!
16:05 This is probably my favorite joke (besides the Monkey’s Paw) because when I told it to my mamaw, she really liked it and laughed a bit. It might seem small but it’s one of those fond nice memories
Omg yes! Something about the way he says "It was a voodoo doll of me," kills me.
I love how he puts the sponsors in so well that it just fits the whole video. It doesn't seem out of place. It doesn't take away from the experience it just flows so dang well. That is brilliant 😄
That damned monkey paw! 😂😂
Feels like I’ve gone back in time to when Apple Macs still had the rainbow apple logo and Wordart graphics were supreme! (Yes I’m ‘that’ old 🤫 ) and it’s 3am & I catch this on the tv. lol
LOVE Cursed Curios! So happy it’s become a spooky season tradition.
Wordart graphics were THE SHIT! now they’re just ironic 😭
You are too funny Jim. I live in the southern USA and the old timey preachers really do talk that way! You did your research. Fabulous video as always
I like how things slowly change with the paw curling, and later, he mentions having enemies in the Politburo right after talking about fighting for America in Vietnam
The ad is integrated so seamlessly that I didn't even notice its an ad 🤣
I'm 12 minutes in and I'm dying laughing at the effect the dentures have on poor Jim there...! "20 buckth for the thpurth of thpeed!!! You go FATHT!!!" 🤣
I dare him to say “sufferin’ succotash”
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@@bluegreenglue6565 😆 or “Silus the Syrian Assassin”
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i was watching one of these antique shows yesterday and just thinking how well it lends itself to asmr omg
Oh that’s true! What about like a US public radio show, à la “Delicious Dish” on Saturday Night Live!
You even got the Chiclet looking teeth out that these dudes always have! I call em Osteen Grillz. Lmao. You're the best
Osteen grillz, omg I’m dead 😂🤣💀
I absolutely love this annual series 🎉
Me too❣️I’m saving all of them to watch on Halloween Eve‼️
Merry Halloween!
NO WAY I see you here haha love your content bro!
The colour grading and aesthetics are wonderful you’ve gotten really good with premiere pro (I’m assuming what you’re editing with still) over the years
I'm so happy to see Cursed Curious again I love these episodes. Thank you for another one, Jim. 😊
PLZ DO MORE VIC VELAYNE! THIS IS NOW MY FAVORITE ASMR VIDEO! THE LISP AND ACCENT IS VERY SOOTHING, MEANWHILE THE ITEMS ARE ENTERTAINING!
for the best experience please watch this video at 360p.
I don't know if Jim edits these videos in high quality and lowers it later or if he doesn't customize UA-cam to allow only a specific video quality, I remember that being an option. Regardless I find these 4:3 ratio videos are more pleasantly viewed at 360p since they don't pixelize in any quality below or above it.
That monkeys paw part was especially amazing
THE ENDING omfgg ahaha,, i was waiting for him to make another wish >_
Fantastic series, dear Jim~
This was so funny. So clever. And so entertaining. This show gets better every year. Thanks, Jim. And Can I just say that that blue jacket fits you so well. 😅
Have you ever considered doing a video as Ed Warren? All the cursed items in that collection would make for some interesting lore bombs.
Ooo yes! I agree!
Dude looks like Austin powers, a priest, a telemarketer and a cult leader all in one
Man I just love how Jim always surprises us with a blend of intense and hilarious themes when you least expect it
You've got so much talent for this. A real man with a thousand faces. 👍👍
And Voices! 😁
Righteous Gemstones vibes. Dammit you are good at this man!
Where entertainment and ASMR meet.
Bruh this sounds just like the damn south and Midwest radio stations on Sunday. Like there's a Shockley lot of radio stations where it's just mega churches preaching about some insane things so GG bruh cuz it's accurate af
Tell me about it. 😂😂😂
Im love that this is a series perfect after day Ive had. Your American accent cracks me up well the dentures this time just made it more funny 🤣😂 it's adorable. ☺
Great roleplay, lots of creativity and good vibes, without losing the mysticism, I hope those dentures didn't hurt your mouth.
greetings from Mexico.
Heck yeah another cursed curios! I love this series thanks Jim!
When Cursed Curios comes around, you know it’s time for Halloween! The announcement on Tuesday let me revise the older three before diving into this one! 👍🏻 (Doing the same for Dracula, yes!) The part I missed on the ‘85 special was the back-and-forth between the on-screen personality and the off-screen staff, which rings so true.
The veneers were amazing, but I wanted to see a big cheesy grin at least once! You know, the kind that blinds you with its shine but doesn’t quite reach the eyes….
I was on the edge of my seat for the Dusty lore, thank you thank you! Those tricksy demons.
The humor and rambling is on point and entertaining. Nice special effects with the monkey paw granting wishes. And again, with the surprise ending, you clever videosmith, you.
Also, too bad the Parliament PM will probably backfire and then quit working as soon as it’s given a job to do.
Dude made an entire video into an ad, seriously, this man is genius.
In keeping with this week's Gary Oldman theme, this collared gentleman's lispy loquacity made me think of Jean-Baptiste from "The Fifth Element." Having caught up on Curios past, I'm so happy to experience this latest (and I do mean "late" - heheh) edition. I may just be thpured on to procure some new jewelry as well. Life's tricky balance tips toward joy once again. Thank you!
Loving this yearly tradition!
Yesss! So happy for this annual Halloween classic returning
I so look forward to this every year! ❤👻💀
Ken broke up with Barbie and devoted himself to Unholy Church
It happens to the best of us
“Turns out it was a voodoo doll of me” 😂
Ever since the Red Dead story by the crackling fire (I can’t remember the name of it lol) video, Jim’s soothing deep southern drawl accent absolutely puts me to sleep. ❤️
Loving these videos :) Thanks for making all these fantastic productions and characters Jim, the world is a better place because you're in it.
Sounds like this slick humoured character took on the God collar just so he could cash in on his long standing desire for collecting occult objects, by way of drawing in the more nervous customers with the reassurance that all of his sale items get his personal fully ' sanctified ' treatment.
I don't think his heart is truly in his day job.
It was good to receive the revelation about the mysteries of the Dusty chapter as well.
That accent with the timbre and the lisp is so ASMR. ☝😌👍
Nothing better than the cursed curioss series!
OH MY GOD I watched your previous episodes of this just yesterday and I was like, damn I hope he posts another and here it is
Awesome as always Jim and I own 2 Gthic rings and they are definitely worth every penny and honestly they are a dirt low price for a great ring!
OMG THAT ENDING
I was just wondering earlier today if you'd make a new one this year! 😁 And you have the Southern Televangelist act exactly right
Please try an Aussie accent with those dentures in! This series gets better and better - thanks Jim!
Wonderful video! That Peacemaker's a Beaut!
I’m getting Brad Pitt from an alternate world vibes. You re such a chameleon Jim. Love your American parody’s.
It’s finally Halloween! Thank you for these, they are such fun.
I always look forward to the Cursed Curios videos.💀
This has been the highlight of my night
Now it feels like Halloween
I just had the most visceral reaction to this character that I almost couldn't make it past the opening sponsor mention. Guess I have a deep rooted abhorrence of Christian clergy from the Southeastern US 😆
Stunning and brave. Thanks for sharing
I just adore your creativity😍
Am i the only one who‘s getting slight Brad Pitt vibes here? Lol. Well done as always Jim.
YESSSSSSSSS THESE ARE THE BEST!!!!
What in the As Seen on TV, Tammy Faye, shopping channels is this?! I love it! I’ll take one in each color
I only have one question; do I get a refund for the Monkey Paw? Honestly, I loved everything about this from the denture lisp to the curios themselves. I choked on my cider when Dusty appeared and then the cute story about the voodoo doll. I really need to get my package finished and shipped. You may find a few new curios for the next show. 😁😁
"Faster than a Ford"
I'm sorry, I laughed so hard I nearly choked.
Nice video! May I suggest you to make a Sam Porter Bridges from Death Stranding role play? You'd be perfect in that role
CRAP! I just rewatched this and listen close to the ending! Crapcrapcrapcrap.....😃
OK, Riambra, you’re gonna have to help me on this one. I’ve got it turned all the way up and I’m just getting static.
That ending...! 😅💀
this kinda reminds me of that scene where Saul Goodman pretends to be a Louisiana priest to save Huell from jail lmao
Love this video. Gives me Marshall Carter & Dark vibes from the SCP universe.
ah yes its once again finally arrived. thanks Jim your truly wonderful
Although as someone who has been bereaved by suicide I found the ending just a little bit in poor taste but it is a Halloween spooky video afterall, and it was very clever. 🎃 👻
15:29 HE KILLED SPAMTON
Wake up, new Dusty lore just dropped
Didn't know Father John Ward from FAITH had a country sort of accent and wore glasses. Neither did I know he runs a show, let alone one like this.
I think this is my favorite cursed curios so far. I like the re use of dusty but where did the lower half of his mouth go bro?
There will be a Silent Hill remake, it would be cool if you did an asmr with that theme ☺️
I like that the company banner is bi
The ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣
BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
I wonder what happens if someone actually calls the number- like does Jim have the domain, or is something just going to get *wrecked* by ether a dead line, or scam? XD
I am so happy to see this! It just wouldn't be Halloween without Cursed Curios. 😃👍
Edit: OK the ending got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was great. Thank you Jim.
Omg Austin Powers 😮
Least sane televangelist: ✝️🙏🏻👿🐍❌🦖❌
Most sane televangelist: 🤓
Why is this not a show on the shopping channels? QVC be sweating 😅
You’re a really good actor dude
😂😂 Love Jimbos roleplays
It ain't no Papa Emeritus, but it'll do.
Some of the gestures made me think of Papa III in the “He Is” video.
Work that flipper, Jim. Getting some BDE…Baker Deceiver Energy.
Am I the only one who thins that he looked like Mike Meyers in the thumbnail?
He looks like a 90's anime character
16:50 😔Rest in peace to my man Usopp 🙏
Awesome🥰😘 I get carbuncles, very painful🙀
If Austin Powers became an American priest this is how I’d imagine he’d look like
Nice Ed Warren reference Jim.
Omg is so cool i love it
$5.50 for a movie prop head with an interesting history. How's he keep the lights on? Oh, nevermind. $1,250 for final bid.
Anyone else think he looks like Sam Rockwell’s character in Iron Man 2? Both characters have the same vibes 😂
Dear Jeebus, help us all…