[1147] Locksmith Says My Videos Are BS... Loses $75 (Maybe)

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  • @humorinpolitics56
    @humorinpolitics56 4 роки тому +57726

    The calmest, most professional clap back in history.

  • @Knezy-fb5vu
    @Knezy-fb5vu 4 роки тому +26378

    It is way scarier when he takes it seriously and goes quiet.

    • @denniss5845
      @denniss5845 4 роки тому +573

      LOL me too .I said shit just got real he's quiet

    • @raguhmuffin
      @raguhmuffin 4 роки тому +16

      He is literally the worst

    • @Knezy-fb5vu
      @Knezy-fb5vu 4 роки тому +7

      @ I don't think I want to.

    • @badhabit403
      @badhabit403 4 роки тому +285

      Kept waiting for the "Number 2 is binding"...

    • @nohal02
      @nohal02 4 роки тому +163

      @@badhabit403 and also, "nice click on number 3."

  • @peanutthelion815
    @peanutthelion815 4 роки тому +8074

    "did not pose a significant challenge"
    OOF.

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 4 роки тому +49

      What my ex wife told me

    • @jephilologist
      @jephilologist 4 роки тому +38

      Ikr. Plus the burn at 3:30 about trying to get the money back...lel

    • @armchairgeneralissimo
      @armchairgeneralissimo 4 роки тому +46

      Stop, stop he's already dead..

    • @ibisseraphim9915
      @ibisseraphim9915 4 роки тому +52

      “In fact I suspect it’s far less of a challenge than malcom will have, trying to get his money back from the locksmith”
      Mega oof.

    • @Mesos92
      @Mesos92 4 роки тому +14

      almost like the guy is a lawyer. I feel like that's the way you throw shade in court.

  • @Talkie2k
    @Talkie2k Рік тому +6110

    For the last three years I’ve been watching this everyday waiting the response of the locksmith who owes the viewer 75 dollars

    • @markuswx1322
      @markuswx1322 Рік тому +651

      Yeah, me too. Maybe he just never bothered. To be fair to the locksmith, it's really much more of a job than just picking. They make their living installing, replacing and servicing. The guy who comes to grind off your lock is making a housecall, and $75 sounds like a going rate. He's bonded and licensed, so a cop can't mosey up and accuse him of a crime. It costs him money to stay in business.
      This particular guy maybe took things a little personally, the way a doctor would with a patient who keeps looking up stuff on the internet and assuming he knows more than he does.

    • @magnificenthonky
      @magnificenthonky Рік тому

      ​@@markuswx1322Service guys, in general, get tired of people who have higher than reasonable expectations, based on what the customers have seen or read online, (mis)information from friends, family, or the random guy on the neighboring barstool.
      As a guy who's made a career of service trades, I appreciate your insightful commentary.

    • @ChiIeboy
      @ChiIeboy Рік тому +353

      @@markuswx1322 Maybe the lock owner never had the heart to show this video to the original locksmith. Prolly figured he'd jump off a bridge in despair.

    • @valethemajor
      @valethemajor Рік тому +13

      dedication.

    • @gregoryballestero4369
      @gregoryballestero4369 Рік тому +106

      ​@@markuswx1322I mean if the owner of the bike is present I don't think it matters if the guy cutting the lock is a locksmith or your buddy with a grinder

  • @reed00112
    @reed00112 3 роки тому +11687

    Takes longer to insert a USB drive the right way around.

    • @Ashtor1337
      @Ashtor1337 3 роки тому +48

      Truth

    • @CryptoJordanVR
      @CryptoJordanVR 3 роки тому +68

      I tinker with computers and other electronics all the time and I've gotta say... this is so freaking true! 😂

    • @tylermann1499
      @tylermann1499 3 роки тому +23

      fun fact: you can put it in the right way everytime by making sure the side with the holes is face up. it'll go right in each time.

    • @yoavmor9002
      @yoavmor9002 3 роки тому +63

      @@tylermann1499 What about when the port is vertical or the device is upside down?
      Checkmate, atheists!

    • @yoavmor9002
      @yoavmor9002 3 роки тому +13

      @@tylermann1499 Source: My computer's motherboard's IO board has vertical ports

  • @workingstiffdiogenes2195
    @workingstiffdiogenes2195 2 роки тому +16533

    Judging from the bandage on his thumb, the box cutter poses a bigger challenge to him than the lock does.

    • @TauCu
      @TauCu 2 роки тому +152

      Nah he just tried picking it.

    • @tobyeasterbrook8117
      @tobyeasterbrook8117 2 роки тому +902

      *opens the video* "I wonder what happened to his thumb?
      *LPL cuts towards his thumb with an knife* "Nevermind"

    • @katt0906
      @katt0906 2 роки тому +169

      From the way i saw him cut the package open, i can def see him cutting himself lol. Tried cutting that way a while ago and it gave me a little scar (to be fair, it was one of those cutters that are extremely sharp with a small tip)

    • @yamimarus3550
      @yamimarus3550 2 роки тому +176

      @@katt0906 i already winced at the way he was trying to cut it open, so seeing the bandaid after felt like a hilarious punchline

    • @FidgetyGuy
      @FidgetyGuy 2 роки тому +8

      Challenge accepted!

  • @zacharyrollick6169
    @zacharyrollick6169 4 роки тому +4292

    Ah yes the old "I've been doing this 25 years". I have seen people with 40 years of experience suck at their jobs. Trust no one.

    • @matthewmcewen1
      @matthewmcewen1 4 роки тому +192

      I hate when people pull experience bull on me. Frankly, it's an insult to my education and reasonable intelligence to tell me I can't be right or have good judgment purely because I have low experience in a field.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 4 роки тому +146

      As LPL explains, there's no reason to assume this locksmith sucks at the technical aspects of his job: picking disc-detainer cores is not a normal thing to do. However, he certainly sucks at the customer service aspects of his job.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 4 роки тому +35

      @@matthewmcewen1 It's an insult to you when somebody who's experienced knows more than you, who are inexperienced? Buuuuh? OK, if all you mean is "I hate it when people tell me that they know better than me and won't explain", then that's fine, but that's not what you wrote.

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo 4 роки тому +19

      Zachary Rollick Yep. Idiots will do the same thing _wrong_ for decades.

    • @BGroothedde
      @BGroothedde 4 роки тому +25

      Trust only the ones that admit they cannot do something, even though they have decades of experience.

  • @wizardsuth
    @wizardsuth Рік тому +800

    I'm reminded of a quote (I think from the movie _Lean On Me_ ), something like, "You don't have 25 years of experience! You've had the same year of experience 25 times over!"

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 10 місяців тому +4

      Did it have Morgan Freeman strutting around being a hardline badass fixing a school?

    • @KitLaughlin
      @KitLaughlin 5 місяців тому +51

      In Japanese, the translation is, "Beware the artisan who claims 25 years experience, when in reality it's one years experience repeated 25 times."

    • @purplegill10
      @purplegill10 27 днів тому

      @@InfernosReaper You mean the movie that inspired thousands of schools across the country to engage in incredibly racist and destructive acts towards vulnerable kids? I remember it well given my own school's embrace, and eventual regret, of being "inspired" by it.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 27 днів тому +12

      @@purplegill10 I seriously doubt it was on as big of a scale as you make it out to be. It sounds more like someone from your school didn't understand a movie and tried to emulate it.

    • @phreshxmetal
      @phreshxmetal День тому

      ​@@purplegill10 the soy is strong with this one

  • @pillowcaselaw
    @pillowcaselaw 4 роки тому +10006

    "2 minutes and 14 seconds"
    *1:36** in a 3 minute, 50 second video, package still not even open*
    Oh, this is gonna be a bloodbath...

    • @Frittataa
      @Frittataa 4 роки тому +223

      This is an underappreciated comment should be top hilarious

    • @xp677
      @xp677 4 роки тому +116

      It's always good when it takes as long to open the package as it does to open the lock! :D

    • @BogdanSass
      @BogdanSass 4 роки тому +85

      I actually paused at 1:41 for this exact reason, and went to read the comments to see if anyone else had the same thought. Was not disappointed :D

    • @FusionDeveloper
      @FusionDeveloper 4 роки тому +58

      2 minutes and 14 seconds.... 2 times 14 seconds = 28 seconds.

    • @gordonbyron5145
      @gordonbyron5145 4 роки тому +2

      My thoughts exactly LOL

  • @nuketillupuke
    @nuketillupuke 4 роки тому +24851

    "This is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today I destroy a man's ego in 28 seconds."

    • @grim_raider_1812
      @grim_raider_1812 4 роки тому +275

      That would be a great intro to hopefully an update to the situation.

    • @Needshoe
      @Needshoe 4 роки тому +108

      That's was brutal.

    • @EasySqueezy1
      @EasySqueezy1 4 роки тому +50

      And career

    • @tek5358
      @tek5358 4 роки тому +8

      truth.

    • @skridalthcrevasse2388
      @skridalthcrevasse2388 4 роки тому +134

      NOTICE: It's actually 26 seconds when he finished picking the lock. The timer was on the 28th mark when he pressed the timer.

  • @OGdadpool
    @OGdadpool 4 роки тому +5388

    I like that you defended the locksmith prior, that the average locksmith wouldn't have the proper tools necessary for this type of lock. Then the ass-handing commenced.

    • @hallofo8107
      @hallofo8107 4 роки тому +339

      That wasn't "ass-handing", that was premeditated murder.

    • @peoul1
      @peoul1 4 роки тому +60

      IM not average locksmith and i don't have that tools.
      IM a gamer.

    • @victorbressler7156
      @victorbressler7156 4 роки тому +20

      almost noone has the proper tools thats why

    • @noneofyourbusiness9230
      @noneofyourbusiness9230 4 роки тому +3

      Right

    • @NickoGibson
      @NickoGibson 4 роки тому +48

      It's a tactic I use in debates a lot. Before delivering the killshot, have to prime them a little bit so they don't get too angry or triggered.

  • @anthonyxuereb792
    @anthonyxuereb792 Рік тому +168

    I bought a used European car and needed an extra key so I went to this elaborate locksmith shop and he couldn't help me. I went to the local hardware store and he came close (sort of), he could cut a key for a Porsche 928 and mine was Italian. One day I was at the bank and when I went to my car in the car park there was a mobile locksmith van. I thought no way he's going to have one but I've learnt over the years it pays to ask and so I did, eureka! Miracle of miracles he cut me a key on the spot. Better still I was able to test it immediately incase it needed refining but it worked first time. That was 25 years ago and I still think about it to put a smile on my face, God bless him.

  • @vermine18
    @vermine18 4 роки тому +29142

    You know he is dead serious when he doesnt describe what is going on during the lockpicking

    • @thetin5957
      @thetin5957 4 роки тому +684

      He even save people money

    • @nikaluss5946
      @nikaluss5946 4 роки тому +27

      😂😂

    • @UncleBuckshots
      @UncleBuckshots 4 роки тому +447

      He didn’t have enough time to explain

    • @TheCrook2908
      @TheCrook2908 4 роки тому +187

      Bro was SERIOUS lol

    • @jamestipton7872
      @jamestipton7872 4 роки тому +381

      Honestly you can kind of tell what the hell he was doing anyway. He slipped the flat one in and popped open into hickey, then he put the tea bar looking thing in there and twisted the backend until the tumblers clicked.

  • @_rocrafttm_9925
    @_rocrafttm_9925 3 роки тому +15448

    “I have 2 minutes and 14 seconds to pick this lock open.”
    *1 minute left in the video*

  • @skeyli6062
    @skeyli6062 4 роки тому +6919

    You know he's serious if he doesn't say "Nice click on one, two is binding"

    • @alecthemad
      @alecthemad 4 роки тому +304

      Right! You could tell he was in competition mode. It was nice to clearly hear the clicks as I usually can't hear them over his narration.

    • @ARandomBoat
      @ARandomBoat 4 роки тому +10

      Your pfp is amazing

    • @mortenlgaard8462
      @mortenlgaard8462 4 роки тому +39

      Was thinking the same no comments means business

    • @MadaxeMunkeee
      @MadaxeMunkeee 4 роки тому +24

      I had to say it in my head

    • @ReignCIoud
      @ReignCIoud 4 роки тому +6

      @@MadaxeMunkeee same lol

  • @hughendersby8161
    @hughendersby8161 День тому +7

    I worked at a locksmiths, and we routinely watched your videos when something would come in that we didn't know how to pick open. I don't work there anymore but they all had high regard for the lock picking lawyer.

  • @KaliFortuna
    @KaliFortuna 4 роки тому +10848

    LPL: *cuts towards his thumb*
    LPL’s thumb: *already has a bandage on it*
    Boxcutter: “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?”

    • @spencerwiltse2855
      @spencerwiltse2855 4 роки тому +232

      I was thinking the same thing 😂😂

    • @diamondflaw
      @diamondflaw 4 роки тому +216

      That grip towards the thumb is very typical in both carving and cooking (particularly when using a paring knife) and gives excellent control of both edge orientation and depth of cut while also providing good leverage as you're using strength very local to the cut . The real danger comes when using a forehand grip (which uses larger arm and shoulder muscles further from the hand) and not being aware of body parts behind the piece being cut. A slipped forehand cut pushing away can swing wildly out of control and strike in particular the other arm, the legs, or a close bystander.

    • @jeremywilliams5107
      @jeremywilliams5107 4 роки тому +66

      @@diamondflaw there's a _science_ to this?

    • @paninisinabox
      @paninisinabox 4 роки тому +6

      Really I said the same thing 4 hours ago. Lmao.

    • @pubcollize
      @pubcollize 4 роки тому +28

      Cut toward your chum, not your thumb

  • @technotaoist72
    @technotaoist72 4 роки тому +9666

    "Less of a challenge than Malcolm will have..."
    Straight-up murder

    • @sharktyphooncycler2
      @sharktyphooncycler2 4 роки тому +134

      yep that was the icing on the cake fa me

    • @ztd0501
      @ztd0501 4 роки тому +62

      The murder comment got me rolling. I'm a little let down the thug life shades didn't roll in. You made up for it.

    • @Azrielfiend
      @Azrielfiend 4 роки тому +38

      That's the nicest way to destroy a person. I love this man.

    • @HelloKittyFanMan.
      @HelloKittyFanMan. 4 роки тому +5

      Haha, wow, huh?

    • @protoskeeper
      @protoskeeper 4 роки тому +13

      Haha glad you said it already. my first thoughts were also "Sir, I want to report a murder" xD

  • @Nikells
    @Nikells 4 роки тому +6629

    Takes him longer to open the parcel than the lock.

    • @alexbenzler5327
      @alexbenzler5327 4 роки тому +318

      gonna use tape and zipties to lock my bike from now on lmfao

    • @TheGrym_
      @TheGrym_ 4 роки тому +344

      Hes not the ParcelOpeningLawyer.

    • @alrightyes1116
      @alrightyes1116 4 роки тому +53

      I'd be a bit suspicious if he started off with the lock already out of the wrapping. People might say that he must've done something to the lock before recording the video (though that's a bit of a stretch, of course).

    • @omniyambot9876
      @omniyambot9876 4 роки тому +13

      @@alrightyes1116 he could've just bought the same one to practice. But of course he's very experienced and skillful so.

    • @tranarchist6335
      @tranarchist6335 4 роки тому +47

      I would suggest welding together a chain to lock your bike, you can't pick a weld

  • @khanhngo5979
    @khanhngo5979 Рік тому +490

    “I suspect it’s far less of a challenge than Malcom will have trying to get his money back from the locksmith.” 😂😂😂

  • @spidermoore
    @spidermoore 4 роки тому +7175

    The most polite takedown you’ll likely ever see.

    • @kirrithkovacs5097
      @kirrithkovacs5097 4 роки тому +52

      I agree he never gets pulled into lazy ad hominem attacks

    • @DJlegionuk
      @DJlegionuk 4 роки тому +103

      I thought that as well, first thing he did was defend the locksmith.

    • @koroshiyashinigami
      @koroshiyashinigami 4 роки тому +45

      True man! Man's was just like "No Biggie", but straight up DESTROYED the guy! 🤣🤣🙏🏽 One of the MOST ENTERTAINING 3:50 minutes of my life! 🤣

    • @MrPlumberguy23
      @MrPlumberguy23 4 роки тому +18

      The man has class

    • @jaguarr314
      @jaguarr314 4 роки тому +2

      and quietest

  • @nickrd10bk
    @nickrd10bk 4 роки тому +10036

    "I suspect it is far less of challenge than Malcolm will have getting his money back from the locksmith."
    Shots fired.

    • @TheExplosiveGuy
      @TheExplosiveGuy 4 роки тому +159

      Them's fightin' words...

    • @robotboy5026
      @robotboy5026 4 роки тому +101

      The shade with this comment killed me lol

    • @ghw1985
      @ghw1985 4 роки тому +50

      @@robotboy5026 throws more shade than an eclipse

    • @kellypg
      @kellypg 4 роки тому +167

      The locksmith is just gonna call bullshit on this too anyway.

    • @ATSucks1
      @ATSucks1 4 роки тому +62

      This what the youngsters would call a "clap back" not so much at malcom but at the lock smith cause aint no shame an not being able to do it, but not asking for help or having the right tools or an over inflated sense of self... these are other issues.

  • @bodegacoastlockkey4259
    @bodegacoastlockkey4259 4 роки тому +3976

    Would have been better for the Locksmith if he had simply explained "that takes a special tool to pick and I don't happen to own one".

    • @benkalem
      @benkalem 4 роки тому +309

      I think that's a fair point. Most people, even locksmiths, aren't likely to have such specialized tools. That's not to say this couldn't be done with simpler ones, just that the LPL is using a pretty advanced one.

    • @jesusislord2149
      @jesusislord2149 4 роки тому +123

      That’s true but there is people out there who would be complaining “You’re a locksmith you’re supposed to able to open anything up”.

    • @dww34
      @dww34 4 роки тому +143

      @@jesusislord2149 To be fair, the locksmith opened the lock. Just not in the way that the owner would have expected.

    • @stipitza
      @stipitza 4 роки тому +181

      That would require honesty, integrity and a genuine desire to provide good service to the best of his ability. Qualities that you rarely find these days, and for good reason - they are even more rarely appreciated

    • @elricengquist9989
      @elricengquist9989 4 роки тому +124

      @@benkalem Except that the locksmith had said he had been doing it for 20 something years, and so in that time he could have picked up the newer tools to pick the newer types of locks coming out. I could go for it if the locksmith were a young/new locksmith getting into the business an so has had less time an money to get anything beyond the basic tools needed to be a locksmith.

  • @Quantum_Magnus
    @Quantum_Magnus Рік тому +58

    Classic example of “I can’t do it, therefore it’s impossible.”

  • @laynegrey2003
    @laynegrey2003 3 роки тому +14337

    "Far less of a challenge than Malcolm will have getting his money back."
    Yes, police? I just witnessed a murder. Straight iced him lmfao.

    • @warnertesla8297
      @warnertesla8297 3 роки тому +13

      What are you talking about? How is that a roast?

    • @laynegrey2003
      @laynegrey2003 3 роки тому +430

      @@warnertesla8297 Malcolm getting his refund would be a pain in the ass at the best of times, but this was supposed to be impossible. The locksmith was so certain the lock was impossible to beat and it was picked in a ridiculously short time by the guy he called the "worst offender" of spreading lockpicking lies. He wasn't just wrong, he was laughably wrong. It's irony.

    • @familiarcommenter9289
      @familiarcommenter9289 3 роки тому +30

      r/woosh

    • @WEENUS157
      @WEENUS157 3 роки тому +16

      @@familiarcommenter9289 who?

    • @odstethan15
      @odstethan15 3 роки тому +138

      @@warnertesla8297 he’s basically saying the locksmith guy isn’t gonna want to give him his money back and it’s gonna be a challenge to get it back.

  • @BluntyTV
    @BluntyTV 4 роки тому +120303

    Isn't it a youtube terms of use violation to violently murder someone's pride so savagely? I mean, damn dude!

    • @ferociousmaliciousghost
      @ferociousmaliciousghost 4 роки тому +1090

      **Flashback to the glorified zip tie being cut with tin snips**

    • @QargZer
      @QargZer 4 роки тому +957

      It actually is against new UA-cam terms and conditions to "harass or make fun of others". Pretty much nothing is allowed anymore

    • @GreenisOK
      @GreenisOK 4 роки тому +735

      Its just a reply to being called "worst offender, and that his videos being utter bullshit".. i don't see anything wrong than just defending his own pride and reputation

    • @Malloc42
      @Malloc42 4 роки тому +586

      It's ok, he's letting the locksmith save face by starting with the fact that that lock's picking toolset is NOT in the general toolset carried by most locksmiths. I thoroughly enjoyed the video!

    • @WarriorPNG
      @WarriorPNG 4 роки тому +581

      it was polite murder

  • @grandgb99
    @grandgb99 3 роки тому +9341

    The biggest burn is calling 25 years in lock picking experience "average locksmith"

    • @brianfhunter
      @brianfhunter 3 роки тому +392

      i watched this video 8 months ago, and watched again now.
      And didnt noticed that.... but yes, that hurts.

    • @whirlwind872
      @whirlwind872 3 роки тому +185

      @@brianfhunter same lol I thought this was a new video but then when he burned the guy so badly I realized I had already seen this smackdown before, turns out it's 9mo old! Still equally entertaining as the first time

    • @yunhan2857
      @yunhan2857 3 роки тому +272

      Him bringing up how long he has been in business was probably in same vain as an incompetent old mechanic who refuses to learn anything post 1994 saying the same shit to devalue someone who actually knows what the fuck he is talking about

    • @VKURDR
      @VKURDR 3 роки тому +10

      i guess is to late for me,i even tried this, but i don't have good tools or experience. basically, i work with paperclips and pretty much any small thin item. i have only picked small broken/ damaged mailbox tumbler, that basically i can pick with a zip tie or tiny scissors.

    • @connermcd
      @connermcd 3 роки тому +48

      @@yunhan2857 this happens in surgery too, scared?

  • @LgnSknks541
    @LgnSknks541 Рік тому +2503

    Me: "Wonder why he needs the bandaid on his thumb...."
    LPL: Drags box cutter TOWARDS said thumb....
    Me: "Ah. Yup. THAT'S how."
    😆

    • @mikeekim242
      @mikeekim242 Рік тому +60

      @cracklecracklebaybay5612, I have a rule of never cut towards my body, and by golly I never get cut.

    • @bamzo
      @bamzo Рік тому

      Cut towards your buddy, not your body@@mikeekim242

    • @michaeljmccurdy9449
      @michaeljmccurdy9449 Рік тому +126

      @@mikeekim242 that reminds me of a story about when my grandfather was a boy. He saw an ad in a paper: "How to carve and whittle without cutting yourself. Find out how for only .25!" He sent the quarter and got a little piece of paper in the mail that simply read, "Cut away from yourself." I'm sure there were a few more words but that was basically it.

    • @spaz-tech
      @spaz-tech Рік тому +22

      @@mikeekim242……and it’s taken me 52 years & countless band-aids to learn that. Glad you caught on sooner. 😊

    • @DaniRadriendil
      @DaniRadriendil Рік тому +46

      I'll never forget the time I cut my finger with a box cutter, bandaged it up, and less than an hour later, sliced the bandage because I did the same thing.
      The second lesson stuck.

  • @wynnew.3401
    @wynnew.3401 3 роки тому +9529

    I like how you could tell he was actually concentrating for once because he went silent.

    • @foofstarr4856
      @foofstarr4856 3 роки тому +81

      U should get a reward for being a loyal sub

    • @gilbleung
      @gilbleung 3 роки тому +67

      That’s when he is serious 🤤

    • @mikeanthony773
      @mikeanthony773 3 роки тому +219

      Definitely felt the shade from the locksmith and was happy to throw some back

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant 3 роки тому +84

      Not to mention that two minutes is how long he usually takes when he talks his way through the video

    • @incendior
      @incendior 3 роки тому +15

      @@mikeanthony773 fucked him up gooooood

  • @rainer9931
    @rainer9931 4 роки тому +5107

    "I wouldnt blame a mere mortal if he wasnt able to open a lock like this one"

  • @LobanRahman
    @LobanRahman 4 роки тому +7112

    His final words were the best. "This was less of a challenge than the guy will have getting his money back from the locksmith." 😂

    • @themeatpopsicle
      @themeatpopsicle 4 роки тому +457

      To add to this, I think it's great that LPL paused to state that he doesn't fault locksmiths since they probably don't have this particular tool in their kit nor a professional knowledge of Kryptonite bike locks, meaning the real test is of the integrity of the locksmith in question.

    • @Roddy556
      @Roddy556 4 роки тому +43

      That was a good burn

    • @billybobleeswagger4466
      @billybobleeswagger4466 4 роки тому +65

      Subtle yet very affective use of words LPL! Almost elegant. Impressed yet again.

    • @tubetubecommentor4795
      @tubetubecommentor4795 4 роки тому +8

      BUUUURRRNNNN

    • @dudder2008
      @dudder2008 4 роки тому +16

      @Flamestripe03 but the thing is they aint self-proclaimed they do have the lockssmith education.
      But then again its in usa and you are kinda lacking in the education part (at least in some aspects and that are availabel/affordable to the general population )

  • @holdmusic_
    @holdmusic_ Рік тому +183

    The fact that the locksmith had seen - or at least was completely aware of - your channel, makes me wonder why he wasn't more curious about the tools that are demonstrated. Seems like a bit of a shame he couldn't get a bit more into it and develop his skills

    • @absurdengineering
      @absurdengineering Рік тому +19

      Especially that the tool is not hard to learn at a basic level. Nobody will be picking with it in 20-some seconds after just an hour or less of practice, say. But even a 5- or 10-minute job would be fine as a once-in-a-while thing. Not everyone’s hobby is the same as their job.

    • @BriBCG
      @BriBCG Рік тому +19

      Most locksmiths aren't going to devote a significant amount of time learning about how to pick every lock or devote space/money to carrying around a large amount of specialized tools. Especially when they can just reliably destroy the lock and move on to their next job.

    • @nala7829
      @nala7829 Рік тому +26

      @@BriBCG Then they're not doing their job properly. I carry lockpicks and you really only need, at most, six tools.

    • @Altairbn
      @Altairbn 11 місяців тому +7

      @@BriBCGthere isn’t that many special locks or tools to pick those locks a small handbag could carry everything you would need and more and it wouldn’t be inconvenient or heavy if your jobs to get a lock off but all you can do is cut it that job shouldn’t exist given most people have an angle grinder or a friend who has one but if you know how to pick it suddenly that’s a rarer skill set that has a reason to be worthy of a job

    • @hungrywampa7080
      @hungrywampa7080 10 місяців тому +12

      customers may see lockpicking as part of a locksmiths job, but a lot of places dont want their techs to pick or at the very least spend minimal time picking because it is significantly more cost efficient to destroy the old one and sell a new one. they are businesses first, and services second.

  • @MrTurtlelover8
    @MrTurtlelover8 3 роки тому +8222

    I love how he's never straight up disrespectful, but he's not gonna take shit from anyone

    • @ETG168
      @ETG168 3 роки тому +286

      Do no harm, take no shit is a great personal policy

    • @hmcredfed1836
      @hmcredfed1836 3 роки тому +13

      Strong Karma

    • @thrashersfan7835
      @thrashersfan7835 3 роки тому +52

      It’s like his version of “bless your heart”

    • @AMadrigal72
      @AMadrigal72 3 роки тому +15

      Very true, he let's his work speak for him.

    • @hughmcboo8329
      @hughmcboo8329 3 роки тому +9

      When your actions do the talking.

  • @Brian2
    @Brian2 4 роки тому +170556

    This is the most chill reply diss track that has ever existed.

    • @HeroicLarvy
      @HeroicLarvy 4 роки тому +1591

      This is the funniest comment I've read in so long, thank you lmao

    • @SkwareniiXazerty
      @SkwareniiXazerty 4 роки тому +714

      LPL got some cool headed big oof energy

    • @undergoddess
      @undergoddess 4 роки тому +685

      that lock smith needs to step up his disc detainer skill.

    • @adambaker2190
      @adambaker2190 4 роки тому +237

      @@undergoddess Probably just needs a pick for it.

    • @aeonjoey3d
      @aeonjoey3d 4 роки тому +38

      HAHAAHAAAA XD

  • @psy0rz
    @psy0rz 4 роки тому +9683

    With less than 2 minutes of video left: "Lets open up the package..."
    *locksmit starts sweating*

    • @crazyli
      @crazyli 4 роки тому +428

      Crazy to think that if he started the timer from opening the package, he'd STILL have beat the time.

    • @404nobrakes
      @404nobrakes 4 роки тому +476

      I bet he made this a 3:50 video just to give the locksmith hope. Get baited, noob

    • @epuidS
      @epuidS 4 роки тому +194

      ​@@crazyli i timed from the moment he punctured the package with the knife till he stopped the time. 1.08

    • @Rrxingrick
      @Rrxingrick 4 роки тому +22

      @@epuidS HAHA I was going to post the same comment 😄

    • @space-ux1hh
      @space-ux1hh 4 роки тому +37

      i bet once he saw LPL pull out the two metal things, he was like....."oh shit"

  • @kuroibullen1639
    @kuroibullen1639 4 місяці тому +11

    The "locksmith" should have not only refunded him for destroying the lock but also bought him a new lock...

  • @tomgimon5267
    @tomgimon5267 4 роки тому +7245

    You know he means business when he doesn’t talk his way through the pick.

    • @CopperMurdoch
      @CopperMurdoch 4 роки тому +146

      Was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @kevinmonzel
      @kevinmonzel 4 роки тому +357

      I had to narrate in my head "click out of one, two is binding...

    • @DK85
      @DK85 4 роки тому +111

      Kevin Monzel Ha!! Me, too! ... “nothing on 3....not sensing any false gates...” 😂😂

    • @rusnik1853
      @rusnik1853 4 роки тому +228

      he's finally revealed a fraction of his true power in this video.

    • @CaptainLasVegas
      @CaptainLasVegas 4 роки тому +34

      @@rusnik1853 OVER 9000!!!

  • @MrPatchPlays
    @MrPatchPlays 4 роки тому +5013

    LPL: starts picking the lock silently
    Me: That poor locksmith.

    • @DLReap
      @DLReap 4 роки тому +215

      You know he is serious when doesn’t comment on how the disks are moving. LOL. Poor locksmith

    • @regalvizzerdrix3308
      @regalvizzerdrix3308 4 роки тому +78

      same, when he silently went to work I knew this was a less than half a minute job

    • @razoredgechris
      @razoredgechris 4 роки тому +8

      niice i am like #421.. i made sue to celebrate appropriately when i saw 420.. lol

    • @timtecson9216
      @timtecson9216 4 роки тому +2

      @@razoredgechris wut...

    • @EvanOfTheDarkness
      @EvanOfTheDarkness 4 роки тому +9

      Talking takes up time. He wanted to absolutely *smash* that lock!

  • @LeandraF109
    @LeandraF109 4 роки тому +5379

    Angry guy with an angle grinder: "You know I'm something of a locksmith myself"

    • @NicholasKulasKinman
      @NicholasKulasKinman 4 роки тому +60

      Alright then, keep your secrets

    • @ClickingPixels
      @ClickingPixels 4 роки тому +24

      You made me crack for a bit mate

    • @Shorty4454
      @Shorty4454 4 роки тому +24

      For me, that was the internet "winning comment" of the day. Cheers to you sir! Even have Willem Dafoe in my head as I read it. Cheers lol

    • @BangBangBang.
      @BangBangBang. 4 роки тому +8

      thats me doing body work on people's cars like cutting out the back trunk panel for their stereo system. I don't argue and let them draw with the marker where to cut.

    • @bhanuchhabra7634
      @bhanuchhabra7634 4 роки тому +11

      Thank god, doctors don't work like that 😂

  • @EmpressArachne
    @EmpressArachne Рік тому +65

    Never seen this man not talk through the picking process. He felt this challenge in his soul.

  • @AvatarLeron
    @AvatarLeron 3 роки тому +5861

    It was harder to get the lock out of the Amazon bag than actually opening it

    • @paris5908
      @paris5908 3 роки тому +12

      truers

    • @3ftninja132
      @3ftninja132 3 роки тому +20

      Damn it, beat me to the comment, GG

    • @minwun
      @minwun 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao

    • @0ffd
      @0ffd 3 роки тому +3

      For real 😆

    • @tyrantonion6660
      @tyrantonion6660 3 роки тому +4

      Seems like Amazon is doing a good job...

  • @AB-ez4rm
    @AB-ez4rm 4 роки тому +2728

    A quiet LPL is much more intimidating than when he narrates.

    • @010falcon
      @010falcon 4 роки тому +18

      A B yes indeed

    • @lake5044
      @lake5044 4 роки тому +55

      You know things have gone real when he's silent.

    • @ArsenalGunners89
      @ArsenalGunners89 4 роки тому +9

      His concentration level is over 9,000 when he doesn’t speak 👀

    • @jacobvarley5453
      @jacobvarley5453 4 роки тому +3

      When the loud guy in the room gets quiet, everyone notices.

  • @siren5742
    @siren5742 4 роки тому +4988

    Was literally harder cutting open the sealed bag with a knife than unlocking the lock.

    • @yuri.sa2
      @yuri.sa2 4 роки тому +79

      Did you see the bandaid.... it’s more than locks did to him....

    • @carlbeane9227
      @carlbeane9227 4 роки тому +4

      It's from grinding the bars off the lock he picked lmao

    • @newfiefitz412
      @newfiefitz412 4 роки тому +5

      He didnt show us that those pieces were stuck inside, it could of already been unlocked 😅

    • @ayemjake
      @ayemjake 4 роки тому +44

      @@newfiefitz412 are you the locksmith by any chance? Dont you understand what a sealed package is?

    • @pohorex6834
      @pohorex6834 4 роки тому +11

      @@ayemjake yes, hes definitely the locksmith

  • @devschlong
    @devschlong День тому +5

    75$ to cut a lock with a grinder? I wasnt aware that I'm a locksmith!

  • @panzerveps
    @panzerveps 4 роки тому +2622

    In the locksmith's defense: he's not in the "Bosnian Bill and I" tool club.

    • @VeraTheTabbynx
      @VeraTheTabbynx 4 роки тому +116

      But this video signed him up for a lifetime membership to the regular ol' "tool" club

    • @ziiofswe
      @ziiofswe 4 роки тому +11

      He probably didn't want to spend $1M...

    • @HomeoftheWilt17
      @HomeoftheWilt17 4 роки тому +54

      To be fair, you don't need to spend $1M for a disc detainer pick. There are options out there other than the Pick That Bosnian Bill and I Made for disc detainers. That one just happens to be one of the best R&D'd ones, for obvious reasons.

    • @mymusicaccount1456
      @mymusicaccount1456 4 роки тому +13

      @@HomeoftheWilt17 what is this, the LPL burner account?

    • @ImpendingJoker
      @ImpendingJoker 4 роки тому +87

      But that tool is now available for like $35 dollars now. They gave the rights to a company to mass produce it so long as it was affordable. He did a video about it a while back.

  • @codyblea3638
    @codyblea3638 4 роки тому +4678

    When someone's money is on the line, LPL turns into speedpicking lawyer.

    • @plate4814
      @plate4814 4 роки тому +143

      The only person to speed run lock picking

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 4 роки тому +141

      @@plate4814 opening a broken lock humiliation% (WR)

    • @ziggylink9019
      @ziggylink9019 4 роки тому +127

      Didn’t even call out the positions. The focus! The concentration! Total beast mode

    • @firewizard842
      @firewizard842 4 роки тому +18

      It like a speedcube contest

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +33

      @@plate4814 No, there are competitions for that. He won first place last year.

  • @ImpatientTurtle
    @ImpatientTurtle 4 роки тому +4293

    When he stayed silent on the picking I was like "Oh shit, the god is angry".

    • @mauriciocampillo7299
      @mauriciocampillo7299 4 роки тому +244

      The most uncomfortable 28 seconds of my life...

    • @rac6510
      @rac6510 4 роки тому +193

      More like "ok, this is serious shit".

    • @redacted5052
      @redacted5052 4 роки тому +92

      I figured it was go time, and conversation would be a waste of valuable lock picking thoughts 😂

    • @SocialistSadako
      @SocialistSadako 4 роки тому +44

      It was terrifyingly amazing and I couldn't tear my eyes away.

    • @BeerDone
      @BeerDone 4 роки тому +66

      I think he was just concentrating. He has picked these before, so being educational wasn't necessary. This is just for challenge.

  • @damnfk063
    @damnfk063 Рік тому +25

    Being a locksmith myself I can whole heartedly say I don't carry the right tools to picks this lock open and usually go for the easier route of cutting a lock open. That said I don't know if wouldve gotten irritated at the prospect of someone being able to pick this. Case in point. This video

    • @troelsersking101
      @troelsersking101 2 дні тому +1

      I guess it is about time to update tools and skills then :-) I'd expect the locksmith to take the cheapest/fastest route to getting my stuff open instead of just carry the universal tool (angle grinder)

  • @jackpowell9276
    @jackpowell9276 4 роки тому +157608

    It took you longer to open the packaging than the lock. I'm going to be securing my bike with tape in the future.

  • @RxRTamago
    @RxRTamago 4 роки тому +13201

    LPL didn't comment while picking, you can tell that he is very serious.

    • @benjaminbranam2498
      @benjaminbranam2498 4 роки тому +480

      You didn't even say we're gonna rotate all the dis is far clockwise as they can go. Not gonna lie, I feel like I'm missing something from this video.

    • @jakemallory4239
      @jakemallory4239 4 роки тому +243

      @@benjaminbranam2498 little click out of one, nothing on 2...

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 4 роки тому +287

      Yeah, he hit this one like the lockpicks of an angry lawyer.

    • @FuccoTheClown
      @FuccoTheClown 4 роки тому +85

      @@jakemallory4239 3 is binding, 4 is set, 5 might be in a false gate

    • @ApokDeep
      @ApokDeep 4 роки тому +353

      He was in full competitive mode.... That shit was scary!... And fucking amazing!...

  • @allenamenbesetzt
    @allenamenbesetzt 3 роки тому +5500

    Best way to secure your bike from LPL: attach a lengthly letter that he must read before picking the lock.

    • @glarynth
      @glarynth 3 роки тому +124

      And lots of duct tape

    • @TulpechaidoplaysMC
      @TulpechaidoplaysMC 3 роки тому +30

      Just straight up have a portable bunker you can put around it

    • @thatcarguydom266
      @thatcarguydom266 3 роки тому +144

      @@TulpechaidoplaysMC “This is the lockpickinglawyer, and today, we’re going to see how well this man’s bunker can stand up to my nuclear lockpick

    • @AnimalLover101195
      @AnimalLover101195 3 роки тому +55

      @@glarynth it takes him longer to get through duct tape than some locks (looking at you masterlock)

    • @newportninja245
      @newportninja245 3 роки тому +8

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @ladonmccabe
    @ladonmccabe Рік тому +97

    That dude definitely got owned, but you are right about one thing the most: that dude ain't getting his money back from that locksmith. I wouldn't be surprised if his number will go straight to a automated message haha

    • @troelsersking101
      @troelsersking101 2 дні тому +1

      If the locksmith was clever he'd get the new tool in a hurry and make a video where he refunds and tells we pick these types as well now. Could get plenty of coverage locally to be more than 75usd worth

  • @zeek3580
    @zeek3580 4 роки тому +5954

    Hes not gonna give him his money back. That's for sure.

    • @envikka
      @envikka 4 роки тому +73

      pretty sad

    • @kylekocin2703
      @kylekocin2703 4 роки тому +65

      Oh hell no,its going to be harumph I say good sir

    • @Kolfonik
      @Kolfonik 4 роки тому +219

      @Ow my Bones The american way to do things.

    • @keyrone77
      @keyrone77 4 роки тому +11

      Definitely not getting any money back

    • @spoonyluv19
      @spoonyluv19 4 роки тому +192

      Still I'd send the locksmith this video just to piss him off even further.

  • @CurlyCross
    @CurlyCross 4 роки тому +2226

    "it was probably easier than malcolm getting his money back..." shots fired! shots fired!

    • @liberationwasalie2982
      @liberationwasalie2982 4 роки тому +6

      Did you know the common last name "Smith" came from back in the day as a title that people held for being "locksmiths"

    • @thevirtuoso3883
      @thevirtuoso3883 4 роки тому +24

      @@liberationwasalie2982 pretty sure it's from "Blacksmith"

    • @Nkvik
      @Nkvik 4 роки тому +25

      @@liberationwasalie2982 Did you know that BS "facts" on the internet are the 3rd most common cause for cancer?
      That surname dates back to the days before surnames were inherited and refers to general metalworking smiths.

    • @liberationwasalie2982
      @liberationwasalie2982 4 роки тому +2

      @@Nkvik source?

    • @Greedinreallife
      @Greedinreallife 4 роки тому

      @@liberationwasalie2982 The internet said so

  • @im_095
    @im_095 3 роки тому +14634

    When he goes quiet and doesn't commentate on disc positions, you know he's serious

    • @MRLAGERO
      @MRLAGERO 3 роки тому +676

      Trying to keep his good name out of the dirt and get homeboy back his $75! Success.

    • @vychan3708
      @vychan3708 3 роки тому +259

      Nor mentioning the pick he and BosnianBill made.

    • @ryanhuisman5381
      @ryanhuisman5381 3 роки тому +13

      Commentate??
      😂😅

    • @gusm6220
      @gusm6220 3 роки тому +4

      Epic

    • @samusaran13372
      @samusaran13372 3 роки тому +34

      @@ryanhuisman5381 ???

  • @Exiled_Rouge
    @Exiled_Rouge 4 місяці тому +6

    This is one of the greatest disses I have ever witnessed. I would just change professions if I were a locksmith.

  • @Larpy1933
    @Larpy1933 3 роки тому +18382

    Nicely understated: “... less of a challenge than getting the $75 back from the locksmith.”

    • @kenyx1854
      @kenyx1854 3 роки тому +256

      I tried to upvote but you just got 75 upvotes. Theres norhing I can do

    • @dh6446
      @dh6446 3 роки тому +36

      NO DOUBT! 😆

    • @savvycadaver625
      @savvycadaver625 3 роки тому +61

      The most visibly invisible back hand lol

    • @CVerse
      @CVerse 3 роки тому +70

      @@kenyx1854 redditor

    • @jerryboics9550
      @jerryboics9550 3 роки тому +69

      Not only picks it in 28 seconds. Adds best utube comment as well. I'd love to hear the follow up with the locksmith. I'd also love to hear lpl give the guy a call

  • @trydodis690
    @trydodis690 4 роки тому +14815

    "It's far less of a challenge than Malcolm will have trying to get his money back from the locksmith"
    God damn did LPL toss some shade

    • @spacecadet0
      @spacecadet0 4 роки тому +340

      To be fair, according to the letter shade was given first by the locksmith and his rant.

    • @daveisradicle
      @daveisradicle 4 роки тому +78

      I shot coffee all over my desk when he said that 😁

    • @CaptainRon956
      @CaptainRon956 4 роки тому +25

      I laughed out loud when I heard that lol

    • @videoman77365
      @videoman77365 4 роки тому +7

      Why would you Dam God

    • @Himothy_Himbo_Himson
      @Himothy_Himbo_Himson 4 роки тому +81

      LPL didn't throw shade he threw an eclipse.

  • @BobbyDukeArts
    @BobbyDukeArts 4 роки тому +86590

    There's one minute left to the video. He hasn't even started picking. I'm going to assume LPL does it faster 😂

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 4 роки тому +3031

      Yeah it's like when you realize your detective TV show is almost over so this guy MUST BE THE REAL KILLER!

    • @paulatreides3214
      @paulatreides3214 4 роки тому +569

      Doggie doggie what now? Bobby Duke? What is this, a crossover episode?

    • @vp5
      @vp5 4 роки тому +392

      I honestly thought he was going to speed up the timed opening. I did not expect 28 seconds. I was expecting 2 or 3 minutes

    • @taba1950
      @taba1950 4 роки тому +306

      Make a lock out of WEWD for him to pick

    • @electrocute6745
      @electrocute6745 4 роки тому +81

      Wewd

  • @davidhaydon9023
    @davidhaydon9023 12 годин тому +1

    The best locksmith I ever saw was about 40 years ago (yeah, I know, I'm old). Had a new car and I locked my keys in it. When I called the locksmith, he asked my the make, model and year of car. I thought that was odd for someone that was probably going to use a slim jim. He showed up with a blank key for the car and a pulled a file out of his pocket. He then proceeded to put the blank in keyhole, jiggle it, pull it out and hand file a notch in it. A couple of minutes later he turned the key and it opened the door. He then handed me my new spare key.

  • @CryCLLViolin
    @CryCLLViolin 4 роки тому +7560

    "we will use a timer to keep track of things"
    *video is about to end*

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 роки тому +220

      I was keeping track of the time from the start and was like
      “Damn each second passing by with him not even seeing the lock is a huge flex”

    • @Balderz337
      @Balderz337 4 роки тому +95

      @@ToxicSkull0 he doesn't even get the lock out of the wrapper until 2:30. The video is only 3:50 long. Huge flex.

    • @fedbia2003
      @fedbia2003 4 роки тому +4

      DUDE, I SAID THE SAME THING!!! THIS MAN IS INSANE!!!

    • @wawadd136
      @wawadd136 4 роки тому +3

      @Miles ?

    • @speedhunter7497
      @speedhunter7497 4 роки тому +7

      @Miles shut up

  • @roboslug
    @roboslug 4 роки тому +4777

    I’m going to need a follow up to see if the locksmith refunds that money.

    • @xrayron9557
      @xrayron9557 4 роки тому +486

      I doubt he will due to the fact he already knew who the youtuber was and clearly is jealous of his skill. Would be nice to know he paid but I've dealt with people like this and can almost guarantee he will watch and immediately say "nope he cheated see the band aid he already cut himself opening the lock and taped it back up"

    • @JustJanitor
      @JustJanitor 4 роки тому +11

      I seriously hope so

    • @robotslug
      @robotslug 4 роки тому +106

      Narrator: He did not get his money back.

    • @TheNdoki
      @TheNdoki 4 роки тому +139

      @@robotslug I wonder if we could hire Morgan Freeman to say that for $75.

    • @ruiloureiro3167
      @ruiloureiro3167 4 роки тому +3

      Absolutely agree

  • @drakepaloma2395
    @drakepaloma2395 4 роки тому +3746

    let's all be honest, opening the package was much harder than picking the lock.

    • @billyost1479
      @billyost1479 4 роки тому +5

      Epic!

    • @samkittredge7353
      @samkittredge7353 4 роки тому +13

      Sender should make bike locks

    • @JolanXBL
      @JolanXBL 4 роки тому +15

      I was worried about him cutting his bandage

    • @801face
      @801face 4 роки тому +3

      Proper laughed out loud 🤣🤙🏽

    • @Eggyhead
      @Eggyhead 4 роки тому +20

      I mean, he isn't the package opening lawyer

  • @Quietu
    @Quietu Рік тому +95

    I love when he does these challenges, he hasn’t even opened the package yet, and there is less time left in the video than the challenger has asked for. You already know the outcome. Beautiful.

    • @tohopes
      @tohopes Рік тому +1

      he could tack on a random length of black silence or random old footage or something to keep up suspense : )

  • @agenttatsu
    @agenttatsu 4 роки тому +3020

    LPL: "We timed him cutting my lock; It took him 2 minutes and 14 seconds."
    Me realizing that there was less time than 2'14" left in the video when he started picking the lock: not like this, the man has a family!

    • @legros731
      @legros731 4 роки тому +14

      Will call bs on the 2min to cut 1min is more than ennuf to cut this 30 sec a side max it 1/2 inch tick bar

    • @arrowb.8438
      @arrowb.8438 4 роки тому +62

      @@legros731 might have just had a crappy grinder, besides, they use decently high quality steel and a few other methods to keep this stuff from just being a quick easy grind job

    • @mckennaConfig
      @mckennaConfig 4 роки тому +31

      I wish the whole video was 2 minutes 13 seconds.

    • @zonkeymaker
      @zonkeymaker 4 роки тому +7

      Simon Legros could have been in an awkward position

    • @arrowb.8438
      @arrowb.8438 4 роки тому +18

      @@zonkeymaker Thats also a good point, seeing as its a *bike* lock it likely was, possibly in a bike rack, and at the very least close to spokes/brake lines you dont want cut

  • @Suzukibob69
    @Suzukibob69 3 роки тому +4388

    That was the most professional “you aint sh*t” I’ve ever seen.

    • @bunnyhop4938
      @bunnyhop4938 3 роки тому +25

      Saying "You ain't shit" means "you are not shit" which is opposite to what Lockpicking Lawyer is implying. "You are shit" is the correct phrase for what LPL is implying about the other locksmith.

    • @Bluhbear
      @Bluhbear 3 роки тому +50

      @@bunnyhop4938 You can also tell people they're _not_ shit, and it somehow means about the same thing, due to a different meaning of shit.

    • @roob9337
      @roob9337 3 роки тому +12

      Calling out another locksmiths laziness, love to see it!

    • @VemorrFrantik
      @VemorrFrantik 3 роки тому +38

      @@bunnyhop4938 In such context "You ain't shit" means "You are nothing." It's definitely not a compliment.

    • @shen1801
      @shen1801 3 роки тому +27

      @@bunnyhop4938 It's street slang. You can't put logic to that.
      It's like when people say " I am the shit". They are implying they are the real deal basically. You aint shit, you aint the real deal.

  • @seven_8434
    @seven_8434 4 роки тому +2178

    I don't think I've seen something more "I'm gonna end this man's whole career" in my life.

  • @phoenixgaming4110
    @phoenixgaming4110 Рік тому +11

    I would understand why some people in the replies of the comments would defend the locksmith for not having the necessary tools for the job if he admitted it or admitted that he doesn't know entirely about all the different types of lockpicks, but he didn't and became arrogant so...

  • @rogfusionkid
    @rogfusionkid 4 роки тому +4320

    "Less of a challenge than getting your $75 back off the locksmith" Wow, he really is a lawyer!

    • @snoopstp4189
      @snoopstp4189 4 роки тому +17

      Takes one to know one eh?

    • @adriandaliva1341
      @adriandaliva1341 4 роки тому +18

      as someone who's father has been a lawyer for more than 15 years, i can totally relate

    • @deesmith8576
      @deesmith8576 4 роки тому +11

      rip bike lock 75 only pays for the labor fee

    • @jcruisetech
      @jcruisetech 4 роки тому +4

      Here comes the money :)

    • @Ultrapro011
      @Ultrapro011 4 роки тому +1

      @@jcruisetech Yea sure after 4 months

  • @trurlCXC
    @trurlCXC 4 роки тому +86601

    Locksmith: Oh, it's a fake video, I'm not giving the money back
    A voice from behind his door:...click out of one, two's binding...

    • @Cinkodacs
      @Cinkodacs 4 роки тому +6433

      Or just like in the vid, complete silence and he just hears: clickclickclickclickCLICK and the door opens.

    • @luthfieyudhairawan3883
      @luthfieyudhairawan3883 4 роки тому +5162

      @@Cinkodacs silent LPL is the scariest

    • @JulesVonBasslake
      @JulesVonBasslake 4 роки тому +4548

      @@Cinkodacs I bet not even that, i bet they somehow have wafer locks on their doors, so LPL could just use a rake on it, then open the door and say "just to show that wasn't a fluke, let's do it again", close the door, rake it again and say "well, there you have it folks"

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 4 роки тому +1502

      @@JulesVonBasslake Even more terrifying and a power move for sure

    • @h8redflip
      @h8redflip 4 роки тому +652

      I Love this comment!! I Laughed so Hard! It's a great visualisation. :D

  • @illuminachty8897
    @illuminachty8897 4 роки тому +6047

    LPL: “and we’ll be using a timer...”
    Me: *notices there’s just a little over a minute left of the video* “that won’t be necessary”

    • @everythingdoesntlastforver1533
      @everythingdoesntlastforver1533 4 роки тому +23

      I was like that to 😭😭🤣🤣

    • @cahydra
      @cahydra 4 роки тому +10

      Sad people who watch video time

    • @bentosan
      @bentosan 4 роки тому +40

      I checked the time left after he finished reading the letter and the result was painfully obvious when he hadn’t even opened the package yet

    • @Larandar
      @Larandar 4 роки тому +4

      When the knive appear less than 2 minutes before the end...

    • @armysheep75
      @armysheep75 4 роки тому +21

      He filmed a 30 second video in 3:50... thats Olympic levels of stretching content.

  • @marwanshahid6922
    @marwanshahid6922 Рік тому +63

    $75 for a 2 min and 14 second job.
    This guy got paid $2000/hr to cut a lock.

    • @strajkz
      @strajkz Рік тому +12

      Not how that sort of billing works...most businesses charge you by the hour, some by half an hour, and that starts the moment the timer starts ticking, so even if I take 10 seconds, I'm billing you an hour, and this is not taking into account the traveling costs and tools, and if I had to guess, even if he took 24 hours to do the job, he would still charge that amount.
      Also I would suspect that this type of work doesn't happen that frequently, so competition is going to be low as well, increasing the price...so yeah, probably $75/hour to cut a lock.

    • @HVACadvice
      @HVACadvice Рік тому +1

      Most folks in the SF Bay Area can only dream of paying just $75.

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 11 місяців тому

      He had to drive there

    • @oluskloc
      @oluskloc 8 місяців тому +3

      No. He have to receive call first which not all of them ends in sale, drive there, establish what's going on, prepare and bring tools, talk with client and drove back. I guess total like 40-60 minutes, 30 minutes per job which will be lucky if so. So $150 per hour maximum but he as well might not have any job or just one a day.
      You don't understand making a business at all.

  • @kebman
    @kebman 4 роки тому +4360

    I've been a person for 42 years. Doesn't mean I'm any good at it.

    • @vardyy8453
      @vardyy8453 4 роки тому +19

      Amazing 👍🤣🤣

    • @coltondodger
      @coltondodger 4 роки тому +17

      I... I am in a similar position. (but 24)

    • @nathanwarner352
      @nathanwarner352 4 роки тому +1

      Hilarious! 😂

    • @jackassqwe2
      @jackassqwe2 4 роки тому +11

      I'm 25 and a professional at life. I don't know what that means.

    • @FMJD24
      @FMJD24 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @coachrenaldo
    @coachrenaldo 2 роки тому +10232

    I love how in the letter, the locksmith called you the worst offender and full of sh*t, as if he had a fierce rivalry with you in locksmithing school.

    • @keylanoslokj1806
      @keylanoslokj1806 2 роки тому +578

      Lockpicking school? New anime series idea unlocked 😂

    • @pubgplayer3965
      @pubgplayer3965 2 роки тому +65

      @@keylanoslokj1806 you gave some people a lot of motivation by your comment😘

    • @birlinha3053
      @birlinha3053 2 роки тому +40

      Omg I'd love watching this
      Feels like It would have a Gokushufudou vibe to it

    • @Damnitjim7
      @Damnitjim7 2 роки тому +31

      I'm glad he called out the Muppets that think every locksmith is capable of this

    • @dogtherevenger9541
      @dogtherevenger9541 2 роки тому +6

      OOOHHH WHENS THE FIRST SEASON???

  • @Echo30Mike
    @Echo30Mike 2 роки тому +5183

    "I'm locked out of my car" - locksmith turns up with a brick. " That will be $75 for the service, another $75 for callout charges, another $50 for transport cost and 50cents for the brick. "

    • @knightsofthebedrock
      @knightsofthebedrock 2 роки тому +354

      You forgot this is a professional locksmith.
      He’d have charged $50 for the brick, has to mark up the price.

    • @NefastusJones
      @NefastusJones 2 роки тому +225

      @@knightsofthebedrock One of those good free-range, organic artisanal bricks. They're not cheap, y'know.

    • @galloe
      @galloe 2 роки тому +184

      "I also replace car windows, if you're interested."

    • @GoYouDeepSeaMonsters
      @GoYouDeepSeaMonsters 2 роки тому +3

      Geez, that's funny.

    • @josephmurphy417
      @josephmurphy417 2 роки тому +6

      @@GoYouDeepSeaMonsters yes, yes it is.

  • @Svoorhout85
    @Svoorhout85 День тому +3

    75 dollars to grind a lock open? I'm starting a new business!

  • @naota3k
    @naota3k 4 роки тому +3850

    Imagine calling a locksmith and he just shows up with an angle grinder and charges you $75..

    • @scod3908
      @scod3908 4 роки тому +128

      Can’t even get a locksmith to show up for $75 in Australia, and they use destructive methods to up sell. It’s cheaper to smash/cut your way in and replace the lock. Can’t even get a lock barrel keyed for less than the lock is worth!

    • @loweffortgaming2593
      @loweffortgaming2593 4 роки тому +72

      Buy the angle grinder off of him for $30 (yes, they go for more, but they also go for less) and do it yourself.

    • @TheAzynder
      @TheAzynder 4 роки тому +16

      been there, though as it was after hours i charged 170€ :)=
      ETA: my grinder was more than that though.

    • @nagualdesign
      @nagualdesign 4 роки тому +68

      A quick Google search shows that a cheap angle grinder can be bought for as little as £19.99 here in the UK. Throw in a few quid for a cutting disk and you could throw the lot in the trash afterwards and still turn a profit.

    • @Dk8250
      @Dk8250 4 роки тому +15

      nagualdesign i got one for 13 usd then a couple discs for 5 usd

  • @zackftw2748
    @zackftw2748 4 роки тому +6183

    “Let’s see how quickly we can get this open”
    Only one minute left in the video 😂😂

    • @redlobster4841
      @redlobster4841 4 роки тому +15

      Lol👍

    • @ichirocharles1
      @ichirocharles1 4 роки тому +89

      And most of that minute is him ending the video with saying like and subscribe.

    • @TheAnizenYT
      @TheAnizenYT 4 роки тому +6

      Such subtle shithousery I love it 😂

    • @billgates736
      @billgates736 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheAnizenYT Hey you. Yeah you! Come here! 🤓
      You wanna try a vaccine? 💉👀

    • @man5262
      @man5262 4 роки тому

      @@billgates736 ouch that must've hurt

  • @linkdude55
    @linkdude55 4 роки тому +4631

    "Don't blame the locksmith for not being able to pick this because it's difficult and requires very specific tools, but hold my beer while I knock this bet out of the park"
    That response is absolutely legendary

    • @mrddorsey19
      @mrddorsey19 4 роки тому +7

      Epic! 👍

    • @じゅげむ-s6b
      @じゅげむ-s6b 4 роки тому +76

      now that I read it again, it felt like
      "Don't blame the locksmith for not having the tools and skills after 25 years of locksmithing, just give me a moment to lockpick this lock open"

    • @Antonin1738
      @Antonin1738 4 роки тому +51

      how can a LOCKSMITH not have tools for LOCKPICKING?
      The fuck?

    • @Astares9
      @Astares9 4 роки тому +26

      @@Antonin1738 thats what i thought too. likely small town, old timer who has always done things a certain way (unfortunately his way is lesser)

    • @barmonster1984
      @barmonster1984 4 роки тому +39

      @@Antonin1738 there are many different kinds of locks that require different kinds of tools. You can't expect every locksmith to have every possible tool for every possible lock at hand. Just like with cars not every mechanic has every tool to repair every kind of car.

  • @leigheverett4491
    @leigheverett4491 День тому +3

    $75 ????? For $75 I would have gone to the hardware store and bought my own damn grinder and sent the locksmith packing.

  • @Vazalemma
    @Vazalemma 4 роки тому +1393

    When the locksmith sees that LPL starts picking the lock, but there's only 1 minute left in the video:
    **nervous sweating**

    • @bradley3549
      @bradley3549 4 роки тому +37

      LPL should have padded the end of the video to add to the suspense! Could have played the chicken dance song or something.

    • @asdfasdf7199
      @asdfasdf7199 4 роки тому +1

      😀

    • @OliviaSNava
      @OliviaSNava 4 роки тому +13

      from the moment he opens the package, to the end of the video is about a minute and a half. He completely destroyed the locksmith.

    • @Simon-ho6ly
      @Simon-ho6ly 4 роки тому

      So probably about 30 seconds more than needed

    • @bradley3549
      @bradley3549 4 роки тому

      @@toddrisinger3623 LOOL. Yum.

  • @E_Rico
    @E_Rico 4 роки тому +2681

    This guy just read a whole letter and picked the lock in 3 minutes...

    • @buscador2007
      @buscador2007 4 роки тому +232

      It took more time to read the letter than picking the lock.

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 4 роки тому +213

      It took longer to get the lock out of the wrapper than to pick it.

    • @lathiat
      @lathiat 4 роки тому +100

      lost oppurtunity for him to have done the entire video in 2m14s with a counter from the start lol.

    • @LostOnceLefthanded
      @LostOnceLefthanded 4 роки тому +11

      @@eddieoddie9516 Oh my god i died X'D

    • @jamesbittner9384
      @jamesbittner9384 4 роки тому +4

      @@lathiat Why wouldn't the UA-cam's counter work just as well?

  • @Divolmus
    @Divolmus 4 роки тому +2099

    He used both his most powerful tools: serious mode and the-tool-BosnianBill-and-I-Made

    • @ToddNZMTB
      @ToddNZMTB 4 роки тому +50

      Yeah dang, serious mode: engaged

    • @Divolmus
      @Divolmus 4 роки тому +58

      @@ToddNZMTB And we know that that was only about 10% of his power

    • @Hawkens85
      @Hawkens85 4 роки тому +18

      Reading it as one word had my laughing out loud

    • @afterburn2600
      @afterburn2600 4 роки тому +86

      He didn't even tell us when he got a little click out of 2, and 3 is binding. You know he was serious.

    • @elevens9776
      @elevens9776 4 роки тому +2

      lol

  • @RosyRosie42
    @RosyRosie42 8 місяців тому +5

    This will forever be my favorite video on this channel 😆 I watch it randomly throughout the year, just for a smile.

  • @greenthecomic
    @greenthecomic 4 роки тому +2006

    The ultimate "I'm about to ruin this man's whole career"

    • @befer
      @befer 4 роки тому +12

      rightfully so, Locksmithing is clearly not the guy's strong side, he should find something he's actually good at.

    • @dundee248
      @dundee248 4 роки тому +37

      Not really. Like LL said: Picking more difficult locks is not the standard repertoire of a locksmith. Just because there are some people exceptionally well at things does not make this the norm. You can still be a decent locksmith. No matter what there will always be someone better then you are, anyways.

    • @befer
      @befer 4 роки тому +21

      @@dundee248 angle grinding locks doesn't make you a locksmith. Case closed.

    • @donatodiniccolodibettobardi842
      @donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 4 роки тому +4

      @@dundee248 So much better, in fact, that they can show off their skills, rather than (or in addition to) using them in a regular setting.
      The same difference between professional stage musician and super star stage musician (that is actually good, I mean).

    • @skunkjobb
      @skunkjobb 4 роки тому +6

      @@befer I suppose he doesn't always use the angle grinder but for a bike lock he is unable to pick, it's a wise choice of tool.

  • @gewoonvictor6163
    @gewoonvictor6163 4 роки тому +1408

    The moment you realize there’s only one minute left when he starts

    • @BarbadosBeerFestival
      @BarbadosBeerFestival 4 роки тому +15

      I was saying the same thing lol

    • @KxngKUDA
      @KxngKUDA 4 роки тому +81

      He has a 3 min vid, gets challenged to a 2 minute pick, and didn't even start till there was 1 minute left. Rekt

    • @EmperorAvalon
      @EmperorAvalon 4 роки тому +25

      Why do I hear boss music

    • @dragonspinach4021
      @dragonspinach4021 4 роки тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @benjaminjoseph4403
      @benjaminjoseph4403 4 роки тому +2

      Yes we all know the length of his videos. Someone always points it out.

  • @codenamelux8683
    @codenamelux8683 3 роки тому +4537

    It would've been more disrespectful if he started the timer as he was opening the package.

    • @wzername
      @wzername 3 роки тому +63

      Eau if only he’d extravagantly tape it all up again, locked. And redo the video including cutting the pkg open. TWICE THE LOCKSMITHING SKILL! Voilà!
      Bwahahaha oh yes we need the ‘next’ video!

    • @fetchstixRHD
      @fetchstixRHD 3 роки тому +24

      *Tupac Hit Em Up starts playing*

    • @owenshaw2639
      @owenshaw2639 3 роки тому +49

      What about starting the time when he stars to read the letter

    • @dankmachine
      @dankmachine 3 роки тому +46

      It would have been a bit of a challenge but he should’ve gone into his introduction at the start, and start the timer before reading the letter
      Edit: I timed it while subtracting the introduction bits and came to a time of 2:36. If he was slightly faster he could have legitimately done this and increased the degree of murder

    • @renardstudios
      @renardstudios 3 роки тому +7

      He took less time to open the package and lock pick this thing that the guy spend on cutting it

  • @SweetBabyGray
    @SweetBabyGray 6 місяців тому +3

    I recently had to get a locksmith to pick the lock on my storage unit. I mentioned watching your videos and he said he loves your content.

  • @JollyGreenWizard
    @JollyGreenWizard 4 роки тому +1902

    Breaking News: Mildly Competent Locksmith Thinks World Champion is a Liar, Loses $75 in Bet

    • @astarothhentaiguy3554
      @astarothhentaiguy3554 4 роки тому +14

      Underrated

    • @Francois_Dupont
      @Francois_Dupont 4 роки тому +79

      more like chop saw professional think he is a locksmith.

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone 4 роки тому +49

      @@Francois_Dupont He might be competent at picking locks which don't require this rare and specialized tool that LPL custom made with Bill.

    • @Francois_Dupont
      @Francois_Dupont 4 роки тому +12

      @@Nerdnumberone just like a race car driver that can only drive in circle. A JOKE

    • @PrudentPluto83
      @PrudentPluto83 4 роки тому +29

      @@Nerdnumberone I mean the Pick that he and bosnian bill made can be bought online now. Maybe he should buy one himself

  • @SneakerKlev
    @SneakerKlev 4 роки тому +2363

    I love how he while murdering the lock also has the decency to say that it's not the locksmiths' fault he just doesn't have the right tools. a true gentleman

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 4 роки тому +32

      That's some really subtle shade right there

    • @GreyBlackWolf
      @GreyBlackWolf 4 роки тому +87

      What is the locksmiths fault is his arrogance.

    • @piotrnapora5810
      @piotrnapora5810 4 роки тому +61

      LPL had every right to tell the "locksmith" to shove it, but he decided to be classy about this. Kudos to LPL

    • @swimteamizzle1114
      @swimteamizzle1114 4 роки тому +21

      To be fair, the tool is now sold online for $45 (or at least was until it sold out)

    • @SneakerKlev
      @SneakerKlev 4 роки тому +32

      @@swimteamizzle1114 Can you imagine being the seller of that lockpick tool? You just opened up your PC and saw that you're sold out and wonder wtf happened?

  • @nicolas267s
    @nicolas267s 3 роки тому +4874

    People so often confuse two concepts: "I don't know how to do it" and "it is impossible".

    • @NoirRobert
      @NoirRobert 3 роки тому +192

      Many years ago, when I had my first job after college, I remember we had an older Irish woman who apparently managed everything to do with our facilities. Seared into my mind was the time when a repair person told her something couldn't be done. She said, "it can be done, it's just you can't do it."

    • @pemtax557
      @pemtax557 3 роки тому +32

      @@NoirRobert Now, this is one saying that belongs etched in stone ... the locksmith's headstone that is!!

    • @idkman4748
      @idkman4748 3 роки тому +51

      No lock is unpickable if there was an unpickable lock there would be no way to open it with any key or code

    • @idkman4748
      @idkman4748 3 роки тому

      @@bluezz5002 what?

    • @Wertercat
      @Wertercat 3 роки тому +23

      @@bluezz5002 It could be picked. It would require a specialized tool nobody has developed yet, but a truly unpickable lock is one that doesn't function.

  • @seandhein2955
    @seandhein2955 5 місяців тому +2

    LPL read the challenge, got the package , opened the package, got his tools and opened the darn lock in under 2:14. What a F***ING Legend!!

  • @5astelija75
    @5astelija75 4 роки тому +615

    Now that all lock companies are humiliated, its time for arrogant locksmiths

  • @EpicMel0ns
    @EpicMel0ns 4 роки тому +8157

    “I have 25 years of lock picking experience”
    *pulls out a grinder*

    • @lofiseeker1790
      @lofiseeker1790 4 роки тому +83

      Lmao

    • @XenonKirito
      @XenonKirito 4 роки тому +417

      Well there's that 25 years of using a grinder.

    • @Toni7926
      @Toni7926 4 роки тому +674

      Someone once said something like "It doesn't matter how long you do something. You could do the same thing for 40 years and still do it wrong.".

    • @wolf2k143
      @wolf2k143 4 роки тому +45

      @@Toni7926 wise words, true

    • @OcelotHDEdition
      @OcelotHDEdition 4 роки тому +100

      The kind of guy to pick a lock on a door by kicking the door down

  • @PaulfromChicago
    @PaulfromChicago 4 роки тому +1806

    I call shenanigans. While the lock was successfully picked in a very timely manner, no lawyer ever saved someone money.

  • @Mr308inGA
    @Mr308inGA 7 місяців тому +1

    Nobody likes to be told that someone else can do something better than them...especially when the other person is not there and maybe not available.

  • @alents9349
    @alents9349 3 роки тому +3289

    "I suspect it's far less of a challenge than Malcolm will have trying to get his money back from the locksmith."
    I kid you not, that is the most savage and merciless burn I've heard in years

  • @SoloKyoto
    @SoloKyoto 4 роки тому +3352

    Lock smith: "I'm tired of these fakes leaving unrealistic expectati...."
    This guy: here's your lock sir.

  • @kinciscorner
    @kinciscorner 4 роки тому +2247

    You can tell LPL is serious when he is silent during the picking.

    • @daltonislaw
      @daltonislaw 4 роки тому +68

      Yeah that was....weird,
      I had that voice in head, tho :D

    • @uabir8338
      @uabir8338 4 роки тому +8

      Yes my dude, yes. You've noticed too!

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 4 роки тому +4

      wish he did it again and deconstructed the lock, might get in trouble though might be why he did not

    • @phaelox
      @phaelox 4 роки тому +96

      _"First I'm using a turning tool to rotate the discs as far as they will go. Then I will use the pick Bosnian Bill and I made, and tension on the first disc. Let's get started.. nothing on 2, little click on 3, 4 is binding, nothing on 5. Back to the beginning, 2, we got a click out of him, nothing on 3, 4, a click out of 5 and we've got it open."_

    • @idlehour
      @idlehour 4 роки тому +5

      His focus is inspiring.

  • @MaxibonHR
    @MaxibonHR 7 місяців тому +1

    I work customer service and the amount of times I’ve heard people condescendingly tell me “I’ve been doing this for 40 years!” And then be completely and obviously wrong is mind boggling so I’m not even remotely surprised that you were able to do this