Trump Held in Contempt, Endorses Nonexistent Person Named "JD Mandel": A Closer Look

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    Trump Held in Contempt, Endorses Nonexistent Person Named "JD Mandel": A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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  • @generalbison1987
    @generalbison1987 2 роки тому +47

    If he is held in Contempt shouldn't he be in Jail

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 2 роки тому +9

      Exactly

    • @joeboo8626
      @joeboo8626 2 роки тому +4

      People like Trump, Biden, Bush, Clinton, etc. have a different judicial system. "Rules for thee but not for me."

    • @merannicuill6435
      @merannicuill6435 2 роки тому +3

      Or at least fined (for real) by the day. WHICH I think might actually be what is meant by "still holding [him] in contempt of court."

    • @alexanderwolfsberg
      @alexanderwolfsberg 2 роки тому +1

      Well here's the thing...he's trump lol
      No but seriously I'm starting to think he has some weird superpower cause he's admitted admitted! To multiple crimes, or they've been captured on camera or recorded in audio or he's tweeted confessions....and nothing ever happens to him by this point I'm just assuming the old saying "no one is above the law" was made by someone who never met trump

    • @goofyjohn6191
      @goofyjohn6191 2 роки тому

      Hmmm, held in contempt for using your 5 the amendment rights . What's next the bureau of government truth, maybe even make up a crime then find a perpetrator. Of course if you disagree we will have your appeal ahead of the trial and declare the government infallible.

  • @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice
    @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice 2 роки тому +2215

    Just a reminder: Trump was flushing documents down the toilet in a house that literally has 28 fireplaces

    • @emiliabolsas
      @emiliabolsas 2 роки тому +179

      And spit out my water reading this comment. 🙌🌟🐬

    • @lisalamphier1410
      @lisalamphier1410 2 роки тому +95

      😂😂😂 good point!

    • @Kimberly-dt4ko
      @Kimberly-dt4ko 2 роки тому +230

      They wouldn't let him have any matches. They were afraid he would burn down the place.

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 2 роки тому +127

      Remember, he's a stable genius? v

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 2 роки тому +47

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

  • @mamapoch1915
    @mamapoch1915 2 роки тому +44

    The very fact that trump was flushing papers should be more than enough for him to be brought up on charges. I still can't believe that he has paid ZERO consequences for all the things he did while in office.

  • @crystalmendoza1450
    @crystalmendoza1450 2 роки тому +13

    The way his supporters react to him saying a bad word is all I need to know about their intelligence levels.

  • @roguerebel2947
    @roguerebel2947 2 роки тому +275

    Vote Democrat!
    Vote Independent!
    Vote for someone who’s values you admire! Just don’t vote for the lying, cheating, corrupt GOP and if your part of the GOP it’s past time to get out. Create a new party if you need to but don’t let these old cronies run the country any longer. They are not looking after the interest of the people, only themselves.

    • @KasCalwein
      @KasCalwein 2 роки тому +9

      This. I believe there are a LOT of decent American conservatives. Show those proto-fascist GOP suckers that they are NOT the only conservative option.

    • @hew195050
      @hew195050 2 роки тому

      I have news. NONE of them either side, are looking out for the people. It all stinks of corruption thru and thru.

    • @twoblacklabs904
      @twoblacklabs904 2 роки тому

      @UCj-FvtibGgsRS9tw3TFoy5w .. we don’t worship a lying, cheating, corrupt, multiple-bankruptcy, anti-Democracy FASCIST who incited an insurrection.

    • @laszlo3283
      @laszlo3283 2 роки тому +6

      Good I’ll vote for hunter biden when he runs for office

    • @PaulSzu
      @PaulSzu 2 роки тому +1

      @@laszlo3283 haha 😄 good 👍

  • @travelertime4382
    @travelertime4382 2 роки тому +119

    Just contempt of court ? Why not contempt of the of the American majority ?

    • @wudangmtn
      @wudangmtn 2 роки тому +1

      I thought the same thing.

    • @rainbowprism6242
      @rainbowprism6242 2 роки тому

      Well, he has my contempt alright. I do not need order from people in black dress and powdered wigs for that.

    • @ranaway9307
      @ranaway9307 2 роки тому

      traveler time = NEWS ALERT -- Recent American voter polls show Biden with only a 37 % approval ratings !!

    • @travelertime4382
      @travelertime4382 2 роки тому

      @@ranaway9307 That was before the SCOTUS ruling was leaked, right ? Who can charge a Supreme Court Justice with perjury ? Because they all lie, get out the vote in '22 to fire the GOP BY '23.

    • @ranaway9307
      @ranaway9307 2 роки тому

      @@travelertime4382 Man do you have a dysfunction brain ?? Or from some alternate version of the world ?? Quote "" Because they all lie ""
      Time Traveler get a clue !! IF THE GOP DOESN'T RE-GAIN CONTROL OF THIS COUNTRY NO BODY CAN AFFORD TO LIVE IN THE U.S.

  • @shannondh83
    @shannondh83 2 роки тому +66

    As a nurse I have administered that cognitive exam hundreds of times. It basically helps find dementia in the early stages. That is IT. When grandpa needs to live with someone to make sure he is safe. It makes me so mad that he is calling himself a genius because he doesn't have (severe) dementia. This test is just the first step in finding cognitive issues. As much as he messes up words that he should know I would ask the doctor to administer the next test that is a little harder. Why can't this man just retire to his "Southern White House" and give toasts and host golf tourneys? Guaranteed that he could have enough MAGA Fan money to keep his empire going forever. He could just ride his golden years with adoring fans and NOT screw up our country.

    • @SUBBBIDDERS
      @SUBBBIDDERS 2 роки тому

      Could you please do a diagnosis on Joe Biden? That would be great 👍

    • @MegDoesStuff0
      @MegDoesStuff0 2 роки тому +2

      @@SUBBBIDDERS can’t diagnose someone without seeing them in person

    • @cameronsitton501
      @cameronsitton501 2 роки тому +14

      @@SUBBBIDDERS Are you capable of doing anything except whataboutisms? at least throw a strawman in there to diversify

    • @user-kn6iw1zm6t
      @user-kn6iw1zm6t 2 роки тому

      So that's why Joe doesn't take the cognitive test....got it

    • @cameronsitton501
      @cameronsitton501 2 роки тому

      @@user-kn6iw1zm6t "whataboutwhataboutwhatabout"
      Imagine your only personality trait being "I hate Joe Biden and love Donald Trump". Oh wait, you don't have to.

  • @q3aryoko
    @q3aryoko 2 роки тому +40

    I was once held in contempt for not showing up for a criminal case (drug offense in the 90s for weed... It ended up being for fairly minor offense, no Jail time, some probation.). I had 4 sheriffs show up at my house and haul me in. I wonder if that will happen to this guy...

    • @ranaway9307
      @ranaway9307 2 роки тому

      look up the differences between civil and criminal contempt !!

    • @Mema511
      @Mema511 2 роки тому +3

      Narrator: Sadly, no.

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 2 роки тому +2

      That would only happen in a country with a functioning justice system.

    • @elibnem4126
      @elibnem4126 2 роки тому +2

      @@desperadox7565 Sadly our justice system has lost its spine long long ago.

    • @ledacedar6253
      @ledacedar6253 2 роки тому

      @@elibnem4126 and politically planted misogynists', rapists, racists if not White Supremacists, I suspect bought out for political favor & positions of power over; not based in integrity, truth like Ruth Bader Ginsburg careful sifting into the requirements for justice, equality, compassion for humanity. imagine if these liars within were held to rigorous criminal investigations with transparency, not spin.

  • @stellagal2
    @stellagal2 2 роки тому +454

    He is not going to pay $1 a day. They hit him with these consequences and then do nothing to enforce them. They need to put him in jail.

    • @marigeobrien
      @marigeobrien 2 роки тому +35

      Totally. In days gone by, all his cronies would have been suspended from their positions during the investigation, instead of being allowed to continue passing fascist laws and promoting this bozo. The fact that they're not implies more than lack of impartiality.

    • @boarstud4224
      @boarstud4224 2 роки тому

      @@marigeobrien Funny how justice moved swiftly in the 70's to remove Nixon but in 2022 they let a buffoon like Trump hold rallies and spread more BS!!!!!!!!!

    • @Onurtime
      @Onurtime 2 роки тому +3

      @@marigeobrien 100%

    • @longlivedemocracy756
      @longlivedemocracy756 2 роки тому +14

      Couldn’t agree more. It seems like the only person jailed was cohen. What’s up with that? They can keep breaking the law because unlike you and I (regular people) none of them ever seem to suffer any consequences 😱🤷🏽‍♀️🥺😑

    • @Bierdaddy1
      @Bierdaddy1 2 роки тому +20

      Punishment should be house arrest in a new hotel with a paper-clogged toilet that has no cable or WiFi access and only one window with a beautiful view of a windmill. Oh, the only food service option is everything made with prunes.

  • @komalahayes1535
    @komalahayes1535 2 роки тому +11

    I WANNA SEE A "PERP WALK" FOR THESE FOOLS!!😠

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 2 роки тому +1

      The plastic sandal shuffle.

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 2 роки тому

      @@Maya_Pinion ...That's a new one for me😁

  • @AndrewRudin
    @AndrewRudin 2 роки тому +123

    God, I'm so sick of Trump NEVER being held account for any of his corrupt misdeeds.

    • @FJB_93
      @FJB_93 2 роки тому +1

      Such as?

    • @juri_xiii9977
      @juri_xiii9977 2 роки тому

      @@FJB_93 Sh1tty provo..

    • @dumpmud
      @dumpmud 2 роки тому +5

      @@FJB_93 Rioting, sedition, & treason for starters…

    • @Damnitjim7
      @Damnitjim7 2 роки тому +1

      Problem is he will prolly get a lesser sentence for contempt and obstruction, than for the crimes he's trying to cover up.

    • @user-kn6iw1zm6t
      @user-kn6iw1zm6t 2 роки тому +3

      Keep listening to the news 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shauniebnaturalista6672
    @shauniebnaturalista6672 2 роки тому +9

    And I quote: "And I said how tough is this test, Ronnie? These people are calling me bad names. They're calling me STUPID. They're stupid, Ronnie. We gotta end this bullshyt." So funny I rewound it three times! 🤣

  • @TheOGClassicMan
    @TheOGClassicMan 2 роки тому +440

    That's a shame...J.D Mandel was enjoying a peaceful life and now he's suddenly running for office...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +79

    Donnie: "The Third Element..."
    Leeloo: "Multiflush."

  • @longlivedemocracy756
    @longlivedemocracy756 2 роки тому +11

    Seth and writers, you are killing me with laughter! DT “no toilet paper…can you slide the daily briefing in here?…” 🤣

  • @sandie1945
    @sandie1945 2 роки тому +17

    That moment when he says "these people are calling me stupid" and the people behind him laugh and put up the signs saying "Save America" 😂😂😂. Doesn't he realize that they're asking people to save America from him???? This is priceless 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Retrojetset
    @Retrojetset 2 роки тому +14

    Correction….as a flight attendant, I can safely say that NO, you can not put anything down those toilets. Please don’t do that…I beg you. Please do not.

  • @jencrecelius3565
    @jencrecelius3565 2 роки тому +41

    I'd like to know where someone with that much money is staying that has toilets that don't flush and sinks that only have trickles of water, because I've never come across this seemingly huge issue...🤷‍♀️

    • @Kimberly-dt4ko
      @Kimberly-dt4ko 2 роки тому +6

      That's because people like us stay in places that have faucets, showers, and toilets built to do a job. He stays in places where looks are more important than function.

    • @rondamorris3550
      @rondamorris3550 2 роки тому +2

      We drove from NorCal to NW GA last summer and I can’t say we had this issue at any restaurant, gas station, rest stop or hotel on the 6 day trip. Lol

    • @deborahsolleveld4438
      @deborahsolleveld4438 2 роки тому +10

      He only stays at his own properties I believe.

    • @marks8052
      @marks8052 2 роки тому +3

      Only in Chumplandia

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 2 роки тому +5

      Trump Hotels and Mar-a-Lago.

  • @carlpop2324
    @carlpop2324 2 роки тому +10

    It is evidence of genius that Seth and his writers can make us laugh at a situation that is so extremely sad or infuriating.

  • @G0DofRock
    @G0DofRock 2 роки тому +4

    $10 grand per day..so he won't be held accountable, again.
    Stop giving criminals fines!

  • @mefford67
    @mefford67 2 роки тому +21

    I still cannot comprehend that some people voted for #IMPOTUS45 the first time around, a second term is unimaginable. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @grizzlynad
    @grizzlynad 2 роки тому +126

    I watched my mum take the dementia test, for him claim it's an intelligence test and that he aced it is both hysterical & pathetic. smh

    • @ThePpump
      @ThePpump 2 роки тому

      I mean, i've never met a smart dementia patient so in a way it checks out. its incensitive at best.

    • @simonmultiverse6349
      @simonmultiverse6349 2 роки тому +1

      It's like painting a white line on the ground and stepping over it, then saying, "LOOK! Look how high I jumped!"

    • @mrianwonder6527
      @mrianwonder6527 2 роки тому +1

      It just proves that he definitely failed the test.

  • @McShavey
    @McShavey 2 роки тому +3

    It's been really good to get updates on this insanity from a source that just explains what's happening and throws in some levity to make it palatable.
    Don't ever stop with these updates. Thanks Seth Meyers and team. You do good work.

  • @heatherc2939
    @heatherc2939 2 роки тому +7

    Seth and staff, in 2020 a Dutch novelist had her 2010 book translated to English. Marente De Moor wrote The Dutch Maiden in 2010. In the novel she refers to Hitler's promise to the workers to build better showers and bigger windows. Remember when Trump said Biden was going to take away windows?
    Anyway, I found it eerie.

    • @mrianwonder6527
      @mrianwonder6527 2 роки тому

      ALL right-wing politics comes directly from the nazis.

  • @bendavies4932
    @bendavies4932 2 роки тому +117

    He swears in his speech and the crowd laugh and applauded. It is almost like they all have the mentality of most 10 year olds when they hear an adult swear.

    • @gladtravis
      @gladtravis 2 роки тому

      They have the mentality of a 10-year old because they're at a Trump rally

    • @tessalister1226
      @tessalister1226 2 роки тому +1

      Biden did the exact same thing today talking to athletes at the White House and the audience cheered.

    • @gb032645
      @gb032645 2 роки тому +3

      Huh-huh-huh-huh, He said (pick an expletive), huh-huh-huh-huh...

    • @gb032645
      @gb032645 2 роки тому +7

      @@tessalister1226: Whataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhatabout

    • @chestnut1279
      @chestnut1279 2 роки тому +2

      they wish they had that much intellect. America's problem is that like 45% of us are just DUMB

  • @wallykimball8829
    @wallykimball8829 2 роки тому +77

    So now he's just like a senile Grandpa who's going to tell the same stories over and over at his rallies. And the crowd just laps it up. Scary.

    • @TheVerdantStar
      @TheVerdantStar 2 роки тому +2

      Just like the guy we have now.

    • @johntodd8854
      @johntodd8854 2 роки тому

      Even the rally crowds are getting bored shitless with all the " whoa is me" schtick Trump puts on them. Never ANY ideas of how he's going to make their lives BETTER....because he has ZERO plans on doing THAT!!

    • @purezamagno3135
      @purezamagno3135 2 роки тому +11

      @@TheVerdantStar are you referring to Biden? Well seriously Biden is far more eloquent and far less senile than the big Orange buffoon. Have you watched the White House Correspondence? Biden is hilarious and he spoke big words that Trump doesn't even know how to pronounced.

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 2 роки тому +2

      Now??!!

    • @wallykimball8829
      @wallykimball8829 2 роки тому

      @@gmun2248 before he was a senile grandpa with access to nuclear codes..😬

  • @rosemdhar4767
    @rosemdhar4767 2 роки тому +3

    Seth looked particularly proud of today's closer look final cutaway... If I remember right he has once said that the final cutaways are surprises to him too... So I guess what he was really proud of was his writers and his ability to maintain a somewhat straight face after that bleeped out final cutaway.

  • @IzzieAProductions
    @IzzieAProductions 2 роки тому +2

    I have been scared to check the news for days. I clicked on this hoping for a laugh and you did not disappoint! Thank you lol, I needed that!

  • @zeldasvideos4968
    @zeldasvideos4968 2 роки тому +675

    I like how he’s insulting hotels when he only stays in his own hotels, so he’s insulting his own hotels. Classic. Self own!

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 2 роки тому +50

      Oh man I never thought of that lol. What a fool that man is and he hasn't even thought about the fact that he's putting down his own businesses.

    • @catchingthemoon
      @catchingthemoon 2 роки тому +30

      Lol, my thoughts exactly but he's an amoeba, there is zero thought or awareness, just driven by greed to take everything from wherever he finds it.

    • @KlaximumSkroeft
      @KlaximumSkroeft 2 роки тому +19

      oooh self-burn! Those are rare!

    • @kimtolliferreo4717
      @kimtolliferreo4717 2 роки тому

      @@KlaximumSkroeft not for old senile Trump!

    • @Ginric99
      @Ginric99 2 роки тому +20

      I mean there not his hotels, there all probably really owned by the Russians who leant him all that money ;)

  • @sunnyboknow
    @sunnyboknow 2 роки тому +159

    Trump don’t like to be called stupid, then he opens his mouth and remove all doubt🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @oldtyger
      @oldtyger 2 роки тому +2

      You both should look up proper grammar if you want to communicate appropriately on the internet. This is a joke but there’s no subject in your sentence @ Most Wanted Motorsports.

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl 2 роки тому +1

      he doesn't actually mind people calling him stupid, it only makes him even more likable to his supporters.
      in a way, the education system is to blame for the rise of Trump.

    • @sunnyboknow
      @sunnyboknow 2 роки тому

      @@mostwantedmotorsports I wouldn’t consider myself stupid, just because what I wrote wasn’t perfect. What’s your beef with me? Dang calm down 👀

    • @sunnyboknow
      @sunnyboknow 2 роки тому

      @@oldtyger geez 😒

    • @tessalister1226
      @tessalister1226 2 роки тому

      No one likes to be called stupid, do they?

  • @88chelsie
    @88chelsie 2 роки тому +4

    Can a person who is in contempt of Congress actually run for president? I couldn’t get a job at Walgreens if I had a record. WTF

  • @meganbarber3599
    @meganbarber3599 2 роки тому +1

    The comparison of Rudy to the bird was epic and spot on! 🤣
    Also, so excited to hear "MEL?!"

  • @shawnr771
    @shawnr771 2 роки тому +80

    If any of us defied a court we would be held behind bars.

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 роки тому

      Hello Shawn how are you doing today

    • @Godzillarex61
      @Godzillarex61 2 роки тому +2

      I have been saying this if the laws don’t matter to them then how come we the people have to follow them just so those in power can dance around them

    • @shawnr771
      @shawnr771 2 роки тому

      @@Godzillarex61 Because they have the power of the state and the police to impose their will.

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 роки тому

      @@Godzillarex61 Hello Chris how are you doing today.

  • @samanthamariefreeman335
    @samanthamariefreeman335 2 роки тому +86

    People do not matter to DT, that is why he does not recall their names, he just couldn't care less. People are tools to DT, he uses them, then tosses them in a drawer somewhere, so if he needs it again, he knows where to get it. He is a classic 'user'.

    • @ranaway9307
      @ranaway9307 2 роки тому

      Freeman - However never seen Trump reach out to shake hands with air !! Saudi Arabia has always answered phone calls from Trump !!

    • @willywonka4690
      @willywonka4690 2 роки тому

      Yeah, let's do business with the country that 15 of the 9/11 hijackers came from...or did you think they were from Iraq and Afghanistan? Traitor

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 2 роки тому +2

      Even tools have names though, flathead, phillips, they’re all screwed.

    • @miff227
      @miff227 2 роки тому

      just ask yourself, who curates what you see? Which bubble do you sample?
      I ask, as I've heard countless stories from people meeting Trump and him remembering their names, something about their family etc etc.
      I very likely don't use your curators, and don't sample just from your bubble.

    • @miff227
      @miff227 2 роки тому

      @@capturedflame and again I question your curators and bubble. I've never heard anything of the like. But I have heard lots of firsthand stories about their experiences with Trump at Mara Largo.
      Interesting isn't it.

  • @confusedbugger
    @confusedbugger 2 роки тому +8

    This was an energetic, concise, witty, lively, and fun segment. Seth has the ability to "turn on expressiveness" even when he's not registering what he's reading, which is a true talent. When the news is extra complex, it's hard for the audience to follow along, even energetically. This segment was perfect 👌

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha 2 роки тому

      Why do you think Seth isn't "registering what he's reading"? Because he's reading aloud, aka barking at print? I believe Seth's a lot more invested in and aware of the contents of his performances than are random readers-aloud.

    • @confusedbugger
      @confusedbugger 2 роки тому +1

      @@S.Pociecha Seth has done thousands of these segments over the years. During the Trump presidency, late night talk shows became incredibly news centric, and less pop-culture-y. I think it's an extraordinary challenge to make dark and challenging news entertaining, and I think among those several thousand attempts there were a number where Seth was just reading through the queue cards. I think every late night host in history has done that. I would equate it to "phoning it in at work", which I think everyone ever has done? So, I just wanted to take the time to acknowledge that I think Seth nailed this one 👌

  • @EmpyreanLightASMR
    @EmpyreanLightASMR 2 роки тому +11

    I love how there's always so much pity for Melania in these shows. She's just as bad a human being. She wanted money, she got money.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +95

    "... 'till he coughs up the documents."
    Ugh.. sounds like the documents come out the other end.

  • @aleatharhea
    @aleatharhea 2 роки тому +21

    Day one in contempt and he's on the hook for more than 13 times the tax he paid in one of the very few years he paid more than $0. And that's not a comment about the fine being hefty.

  • @judithhowland9533
    @judithhowland9533 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you Seth for the part about flushing documents. I have always thought that Agent Orange's toilet-flushing woes would be alleviated if only he would consume three prunes each day. That way he would not be plugging up the toilets at the White House.

  • @mffmoniz2948
    @mffmoniz2948 2 роки тому +2

    The real problem is how many people still show up to listen to him... WHY?????????

  • @fistyann8434
    @fistyann8434 2 роки тому +11

    I’m just here for the “we love you”. And the Jim Jarmusch references.

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 2 роки тому +234

    When Trump goes on with his toilet and " smartness test " shtick, he sounds like that crazy uncle everyone avoids at family reunions. Why anyone would want his endorsement is beyond my comprehension.

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 2 роки тому +14

      The one who tells the same story every time ?
      Yeah that crazy uncle.

    • @bigcity2085
      @bigcity2085 2 роки тому +23

      Because all those crazy uncles are voters and they're all trump fans.

    • @Shinmsl
      @Shinmsl 2 роки тому +12

      At this rate more like the senile great grandfather...

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 роки тому +11

      with my uncle its the 85 Bears and his list of chicks he dated 40 years ago. seriously, he actually wrote a list.

    • @HeriEystberg
      @HeriEystberg 2 роки тому

      Considering that most of them have said what they really think about Trump, they don't really want his endorsement, but they have to sell suck up to him to get his voters.

  • @pamelabatchelor9204
    @pamelabatchelor9204 2 роки тому +4

    I still do not understand why these criminals aren't being arrested for TREASON that is exactly what it was.

  • @ZarlanTheGreen
    @ZarlanTheGreen 2 роки тому +82

    "*Trump endorsed a non-existent person…"
    His, by far, best endorsement!

    • @tessalister1226
      @tessalister1226 2 роки тому +1

      Didn't Vance just win?

    • @thomascattington1660
      @thomascattington1660 2 роки тому

      When I first saw that I thought "Pence". A non-existent intellect if there ever was.

    • @roknrollqzmdo9015
      @roknrollqzmdo9015 2 роки тому

      Eat your words, the non existent candidate won. 🤣 !

    • @ZarlanTheGreen
      @ZarlanTheGreen 2 роки тому

      @@roknrollqzmdo9015 In what possible way, does that have any effect on, or relevance to, what I said?

    • @roknrollqzmdo9015
      @roknrollqzmdo9015 2 роки тому

      @@ZarlanTheGreen could you have someone help you properly word your Q.uestion ? I really truly would like to converse with you but your statement is a tad incoherent. Nothing personal, I want a dialogue to understand each other's perspective, perhaps one might sway the other, or not. but you need to better state it. Awaiting your response. Ty🥰

  • @housequakeb6866
    @housequakeb6866 2 роки тому +639

    Hope you’re all doing well.
    PS. Don’t vote for the GOP.

    • @HelloImNoob2323
      @HelloImNoob2323 2 роки тому +46

      I will vote Democrat without even looking for 20+ years now. No need to even watch the debates anymore, It's quite nice.

    • @jaggerkate
      @jaggerkate 2 роки тому +21

      🥂

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 2 роки тому +11

      Don't tell me what to do! You're not my supervisor!

    • @kindsteel5
      @kindsteel5 2 роки тому +12

      @@Blasted2Oblivion Are you making a joke?

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 2 роки тому +13

      The GOP still wins here in the dirty south regardless.(Georgia is a recent exception)

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 2 роки тому +32

    Hey Rudy I'll pay you $100 to sign a Confession & turn yourself in.

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 2 роки тому +5

      Good one. Rudy's a traitor. v

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 Рік тому

      Someone should request a “Cameo” video from him doing just that!

  • @jesuscobian8703
    @jesuscobian8703 2 роки тому +1

    The “MELLLL” gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @grant4735
    @grant4735 2 роки тому +9

    Not much can equal the joy I feel from watching this guy’s brain slowly melt into mush.

    • @earthtaurus5515
      @earthtaurus5515 2 роки тому

      Unfortunately the sychophantic GOP are clinging onto the mush brain turnip like a smell following a zombie skunk.

  • @Paula-sw2tt
    @Paula-sw2tt 2 роки тому +31

    "Stupid is as stupid does."
    - Forest Gump

    • @michaelmagaw6870
      @michaelmagaw6870 2 роки тому +1

      Ignorance and naivety is bliss isn't it... 😅😅😅.. 👍

    • @jerryday5256
      @jerryday5256 2 роки тому +1

      Forrest 🙂

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha 2 роки тому +1

      I thought it went "Trump is as stoopid does, only even stoopider."

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 роки тому +59

    Trump prefers his Golden Showers to have a steady stream.

    • @blauespony1013
      @blauespony1013 2 роки тому +1

      I laughed so hard at this comment, but how to finish my breakfast cereal without throwing up now?

    • @ngonzales3781
      @ngonzales3781 2 роки тому +1

      Kinkshamer.

    • @johntodd8854
      @johntodd8854 2 роки тому +1

      Why do you think they call her "Stormy" ????

  • @americandespot6520
    @americandespot6520 2 роки тому +2

    The place where he's going to be living has AMAZING water pressure in their 3rd elements! Solid steel & pressure like a jet engine! He'll love it!

  • @robertkillian5659
    @robertkillian5659 2 роки тому +3

    love you Seth. I stay up every night during the week to see A Closer Look. I love all your comparisons with the Republican party which are all accurate and true. more on MTG PLEASE!!!!! She is a real piece of work!

  • @MS-ss1dv
    @MS-ss1dv 2 роки тому +267

    FINALLY return of the long lost “Mellll!!!” Never fails to make me laugh. “Melll. This is the prenup, Mel.” 🤣

    • @TheLauren800
      @TheLauren800 2 роки тому +18

      Agree just started smile when I hear Melllll

    • @MS-ss1dv
      @MS-ss1dv 2 роки тому +6

      @@TheLauren800 Same!! 😀

    • @Money195625
      @Money195625 2 роки тому +10

      as a person named Mel, this is also my favorite lol

    • @MS-ss1dv
      @MS-ss1dv 2 роки тому +5

      @@Money195625 love it!!!!

    • @fredherfst8148
      @fredherfst8148 2 роки тому +7

      Laughter heals

  • @Brenjn40
    @Brenjn40 2 роки тому +44

    Every time you tell "Mel!!" In the trump voice I die laughing!!😂😂

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 2 роки тому +1

      Seth practiced his Mel impression while he attended Impression Camp.😊...v

    • @ngonzales3781
      @ngonzales3781 2 роки тому

      Zeth myers is epic im loving being a socialista

  • @deltatango6793
    @deltatango6793 2 роки тому +2

    Sounded like Trump wanted to say, “washing your hiney” before he said hands.

  • @lonnieappleby6242
    @lonnieappleby6242 2 роки тому

    Yea! I lost it laughing, rewound, screenshot, and am printing and framing LUMP HORSE! 🤣

  • @roseannsullivan1871
    @roseannsullivan1871 2 роки тому +225

    "Weirdify", Seth you never dissapoint me. Thank you for having the balls to tell the truth, let's hope people are listening.

    • @toad4ever103
      @toad4ever103 2 роки тому +6

      We are!!!!!

    • @toad4ever103
      @toad4ever103 2 роки тому +8

      Biden is my president. You need to mind your own business, Bobby.

    • @zacheryeckard3051
      @zacheryeckard3051 2 роки тому

      @Robert P. Biden sucks, but you Q guys are insane. He's not a socialist and he's not eating children.
      Also 5g isn't dangerous.

    • @pharma37
      @pharma37 2 роки тому

      @@toad4ever103 No worries. The secret service makes sure that they remind him every morning.

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 роки тому

      Hello Roseann how are you doing today.

  • @martingrey2231
    @martingrey2231 2 роки тому +11

    Rudi gotta pay them lawyers. Low low prices! Everything must go!

  • @mastermattgregor
    @mastermattgregor 2 роки тому

    How can this be even funnier than the monologue, my god that rudy rant was something special :D

  • @hopeinsite261
    @hopeinsite261 2 роки тому

    Jim Jarmush is an amazing director, barely known in the US, but super famous in Europe. Thanks Seth!

  • @elsiegear
    @elsiegear 2 роки тому +7

    had to pause after the drinking bird I was laughing so hard!

  • @dominomasked
    @dominomasked 2 роки тому +10

    Rudy Giuliani: Metro Gnome

  • @rachelheney8471
    @rachelheney8471 2 роки тому

    Is he being "held in contempt" if they are not holding him? They should issue a warrant and arrest him.

  • @rockandrollfantasy86
    @rockandrollfantasy86 2 роки тому

    The call back jokes in this video were great! 🤣

  • @sunflashfuturesailor
    @sunflashfuturesailor 2 роки тому +6

    My mum (a psych nurse) administers dementia tests to her patients, so I took the test too - I can only imagine how she would have looked at me if I told her the test was hard and bragged about how I passed it lol.

  • @therealefforts5218
    @therealefforts5218 2 роки тому +3

    Looking forward to a few precious minutes of Corrections dedicated to that airline toilet toaster flushing claim.

  • @SisterChatterDMV
    @SisterChatterDMV 2 роки тому +1

    im still stuck at 'knife nose and lump horse' 🤣

  • @belindacashwell9277
    @belindacashwell9277 2 роки тому +1

    That was great I needed those laughs, especially the third element!

  • @fetmar
    @fetmar 2 роки тому +36

    Seth, you'll always be one of the main reasons I wasn't even crazier during lockdown.

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 2 роки тому +232

    "Im not stupid, THEYRE stupid!"
    - literally, a former President

    • @Don-ol8ze
      @Don-ol8ze 2 роки тому +13

      Ascending to Air Force One with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
      -literally, a former President.

    • @laskey2175
      @laskey2175 2 роки тому +14

      He also suggested we drink bleach.

    • @miff227
      @miff227 2 роки тому +3

      "we...um.svgsr.bv...sae.se..r....se.fse.g.rg.dh.g.s......ae.f.v.xfb.db.g....." - literally a current President.

    • @ngonzales3781
      @ngonzales3781 2 роки тому +1

      Corn pop

    • @miff227
      @miff227 2 роки тому +1

      @@capturedflame yes. And do you wonder why I repeatedly question your curators and your bubble. Have you not seen Biden this last 18 months? At all? Ever?

  • @mooreandless
    @mooreandless 2 роки тому

    The "weirdos" monologue was very funny!

  • @colbertwatcher706
    @colbertwatcher706 2 роки тому

    I LOVE when he calls for Mel!!! so funny 😂

  • @Stuckinabucketagain
    @Stuckinabucketagain 2 роки тому +13

    Thank you Seth! Thank you for helping us laugh while we slowly watch the US turn into Gilead from Handmaid's tale. 😂😭

  • @Shari466
    @Shari466 2 роки тому +32

    You're not supposed to flush adult diapers. He needs a Diaper Genie 😅

  • @nunyabusiness979
    @nunyabusiness979 2 роки тому +1

    One time, two times, ten times AND THE DOCUMENTS WON'T FLUSH.

  • @KennethD000
    @KennethD000 2 роки тому

    Thanks Seth for bringing on my favorite MEL!! 😂🤣😂

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 роки тому +519

    Twice-Impeached Ex-President Trump: “Don't ever use the word ‘smart’ with me.”

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 2 роки тому +17

      You're on a roll tonite space commander.bang.✌️

    • @Piatification
      @Piatification 2 роки тому +32

      Six times bankrupt, twice-impeached ex-president*
      Can't forget his other achievements

    • @UseLogicNotEmotion
      @UseLogicNotEmotion 2 роки тому +6

      Twice found not guilty because of false accusations!

    • @UseLogicNotEmotion
      @UseLogicNotEmotion 2 роки тому +4

      @@Piatification yes out of the 105 businesses he's incorporated 6 have gone bankrupt, that's a 98% success rate, thank you for proving how successful he is!

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 2 роки тому +10

      Smart people in America replying to his statement:
      Dont worry,we won't !

  • @eunicekalu8965
    @eunicekalu8965 2 роки тому +16

    Happy Monday Everyone!!!!!!! It’s Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😃😃😃😃😃😃😃❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 2 роки тому

      Is it Friday yet?

  • @cynthiahernandez3598
    @cynthiahernandez3598 2 роки тому

    sooooo f......g hysterical! the whole toilet bit was gold!°

  • @branjosnow6244
    @branjosnow6244 2 роки тому

    "Mel?... Mel?" Gets me every time. 🤣

  • @poocrafter2
    @poocrafter2 2 роки тому +181

    The former president is the only person who could sexually harass a sink. "Give me that water baby". Wtf even.

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 2 роки тому +26

      To be fair, he already has a history of doing the same with flags: just randomly going up to them and hugging them. I never knew it was possible for an inanimate object to look so uncomfortable...

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 2 роки тому +14

      Lol. No wonder taps, showers & toilets all withhold water from him. Poor things are scared 😱 The inanimate objects he harasses & abuses need to start a support group - flagpoles, bathroom fixtures, KFC & McDonalds meals, windmills 😳

    • @jfvira9844
      @jfvira9844 2 роки тому +3

      @@allisonjames2923 😅😅 For real though!

    • @sonny9493
      @sonny9493 2 роки тому +2

      That's what he said in Moscow

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 2 роки тому +3

      His rant about the sinks of new houses not working makes me believe that the ex-president enters houses under construction and is surprised when he finds the sinks aren't connected to the city pipes yet.

  • @littlejaye1
    @littlejaye1 2 роки тому +339

    Seth you’re awesome. I can be in the worst mood, and tune into one of your episodes. I laugh so hard. Laughter truly is the best medicine.

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 2 роки тому +6

      THIS!!! ❤️

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 2 роки тому +1

      I don't know what made him say that "leader of the free world" bit. It's BS. Apart from that, I'm on board with your statement :D

    • @jimhoctor2382
      @jimhoctor2382 2 роки тому

      Yes, I laugh at Seth regularly.

    • @sweatpant_riot4432
      @sweatpant_riot4432 2 роки тому +1

      Frfr this is apart of my daily... and I fuckin looooove corrections!

    • @lsamoa
      @lsamoa 2 роки тому

      Same

  • @craigt4467
    @craigt4467 2 роки тому +2

    You are on a roll
    Keep swinging at the bumbling weirdos
    I almost peed my pants laughing at this video
    I got all the jokes and your news coverage is to dream for actual facts and embarrassing truths
    Bravo 👏🏻
    Best wishes always from Las Vegas Craig
    This video is Ten out of ten stars ✨ I’m sharing this one for sure ✌️👍👌😇✅
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @virginiawilson3390
    @virginiawilson3390 2 роки тому

    Classic classic thank you so much because in these times these days laughter is medicine and good for the soul God bless you brother

  • @combatactionscully
    @combatactionscully 2 роки тому +103

    It is just not possible that Trump has ever experienced a situation in a hotel that didn’t have sufficient water pressure. I would bet my life’s savings (which isn’t much) that this scenario has NEVER fing happened.

    • @bigcity2085
      @bigcity2085 2 роки тому +10

      trump, not knowing what happens in the real world, probably over heard some sarcastic comment once, and took it as a deep insight into America's plumbing. (new toilets are actually amazing, ..one gallon ,one second-woosh, done.)

    • @bblvrable
      @bblvrable 2 роки тому +12

      I dunno, I could see it. I mean, which hotels do you think he stays at? I'm guessing they're ones with his name in big gold letters out front, run by crooked administrators who pocket most of the money for shower heads and just pick up used ones at the junk yard that are clogged up from decades of use, or turn the water pressure down as low as possible to save a few bucks on the water bills so they can pocket that too.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 роки тому

      He just adds more strippers peeing on him.

    • @grantevans7403
      @grantevans7403 2 роки тому

      If you eat that many hamberders then you need a DECENT water pressure to clear up after......

    • @dianarobertson3478
      @dianarobertson3478 2 роки тому

      @@bigcity2085 ..especially if you don't try to flush documents down them!!

  • @tobybartlett
    @tobybartlett 2 роки тому +411

    When Seth does his impersonation of Trump screaming for “MEL” it makes me laugh so hard. Every. Single. Time. It’s so ridiculous but I can 100% picture it.

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 2 роки тому +6

      It's one of those things that will never not be funny!

    • @camelot544
      @camelot544 2 роки тому +5

      Ever. Single. Time.

    • @Kampela99
      @Kampela99 2 роки тому +8

      yep, that toilet thing is quite gold, 🤣

    • @VoxQuest
      @VoxQuest 2 роки тому +3

      I LOOOOVVVEEEE IT!! After the end of the Trump presidency, I thought I'd never hear it again. Just makes me love Seth more.

    • @blue_elephant
      @blue_elephant 2 роки тому +3

      Same! It’s my favorite!

  • @themushtube42
    @themushtube42 2 роки тому

    Appreciative of the Joke for Film Buffs, Seth! Coffee and Cigarettes also features Bill Murray and the RZA from the Wu Tang Clan in the same scene together!!! Legendary!🤘

  • @joeyj9638
    @joeyj9638 2 роки тому

    That Rudy clip! My LAWD it’s pure greatness!

  • @noahman27
    @noahman27 2 роки тому +12

    Seth, you do know you guys are the best show out there, right?!!!!!! You bring us Sanity!!!! Bless you guys all.

  • @mariapoulos767
    @mariapoulos767 2 роки тому +76

    If this crazy dictator DIDN'T endorse a non existent person ... we honestly would think that is ODD.

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 роки тому

      Hello Maria how are you doing today.

    • @victors8465
      @victors8465 2 роки тому +4

      Same guy who once addressed Apple CEO Tim Cook at a White House event as "Tim Apple".
      The stupidity has always been on display for anyone who cares to look objectively.
      But what makes him even more of a laughing stock, is that after making such public mistakes, he still tries to deny ever having done so. Or else there's some ludicrous explanation as to why he said as he did.

    • @mariapoulos767
      @mariapoulos767 2 роки тому +1

      @@victors8465 Spot on Victor! At this very point, I feel each time he has a mic, is a SURE solid promise we are watching a new episode of SNL.

    • @tomroyse1540
      @tomroyse1540 2 роки тому

      @@victors8465 The stupidity is still on display. Listen to Biden mumble through an interview.The poor man is in mental decline so badly he embarrasses this country and every voter that voted for the incompetent and mentally declining Biden. Your focus is on the current mistakes of a past President instead of the mess we now have in D.C. with our current idiot of a President and his mobster family.

  • @leeolmeda3595
    @leeolmeda3595 Рік тому +1

    Seth don't stop. this is hilarious.

  • @Leblribrbrrq
    @Leblribrbrrq 2 роки тому

    That prenup gag deserved more laughs.

  • @lt8607
    @lt8607 2 роки тому +5

    Ooooo Rudy u did it again 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oldmanfromoc7684
    @oldmanfromoc7684 2 роки тому +13

    Donny remains in contempt, but not in jail! LOCK HIM UP ALREADY A.S.A.P.!

    • @philricci2012
      @philricci2012 2 роки тому +1

      He’s a former American president. That makes him above the law. Pathetic injustice system you have there.

  • @Butterfly.2002
    @Butterfly.2002 2 роки тому +1

    Excellent “ a closer look”. Keep pointing out the insanity

  • @calvinsaxon5822
    @calvinsaxon5822 2 роки тому +1

    Water pressure is the defining issue of our generation.

  • @alpzgmz
    @alpzgmz 2 роки тому +6

    Can't wait to buy my J.D. Mandel 2024 t-shirt/bumper stickers!

  • @katiehettinger7857
    @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +8

    "They're calling me stupid, X-president Trumpkin. Yes. Yes we are.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 2 роки тому

      Not all of his supporters are stupid, but the ones who turn out for those rallies are his beloved “poorly educated” and probably have been called stupid or feel they might be, so to have Their President whip out his great defence against accusations of stupidity may make them identify with him even more

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 роки тому

      Hello Katie how are you doing today.

  • @Fiawordweaver
    @Fiawordweaver 2 роки тому

    You’re hilarious and your laugh and smiling eyes are the best of all

  • @walleyperch
    @walleyperch 2 роки тому

    Senility is a horrible thing...