WHO'S TOUCHING THE CHILD?! - GENSHIN IMPACT
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- Опубліковано 30 жов 2022
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DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!!!
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"LOOK AT HER, LOOK AT HER, I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT HER!!" - Lumine probably
I hear
"LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE RADISH GIRL!"
"HOW CAN YOU HATE HER!?!"
"SHE IS YOUR TRUE QUEEN OF SUMERU!"
HAVE YOU SEEN HER? NO? NOW YOU HAVE. NOW UOOOGH
"BEHOLD THIS PERFECT CINNAMON ROLL! BEHOLD!"
BEAR WITNESS TO THIS ADORABLE CABBAGE
lmao spongebob reference
If we ever get to meet the sages as npc again, pretty sure every player will unleash all of their character's ult on their face
Nah they're not worthy of my ults
Instead of killing Timmie's pigeons, it's the Sages getting killed.
NEW DAMAGE SHOWCASE DUMMY
How did you know about my plans?
Me using zhongli ult😡
Man that idle animation of her making her "people" and then hugging it shatters my heart everytime. So fucken cute
:) yes true.
AGREED LIKE IS SO FUCKING CUTE
You reminded me of her and rukka’s cutscene 😭😭😭😭😭 She’s so precious
Wait I never thought of it like that NOOOOOOOOOO my child T_T
Oh my god that faaaaace 🥺😭
Fontaine has the same reaction when they hear about someone threatening melusines.
well... now they do. O_o
The grand sage being Yamcha’d was perfect 😂😂
Maybe a slime pyro used explosion in he
???: I WILL HAVE ORDER
YamCHAD
Ikr?? I was like- wait is that the Yancha pose? 🤣🤣
hahahaha 😂
Lumine acted as if she is Nahida's mommy, so wholesome.
Nahida deserves to be comforted although she is over 500 years old.
I think 500 years old is considered "Young" to archons
Lumine age could be calculated to be above even billions since they witness a birth and death of stars.
Tbf she's probably as old if not older than even Zhongli or Phanes/Teyvat itself
@@glen_mas2695 yea like its 5 years old for archons meaning zhongli is along 60 years old and etc
Arent Rukadevata and Kusanali one and the same (only diffrence is that Rukkadevata used up all of her Power 500 years ago because they said tha Rukka just straight up vanished and found Nahida instead of her (and it was also pretty much confirmed through the aranara quest because they said that Rukkadevata has the strongest aranakalari or htf it gets spelled) and that it uses the users memorys as fuel)
The line she says during her charged E hits different sometimes "everyone hold hands!"
Yeah, it's so she doesn't have to spin around to tag all enemies and blast them with some leaves XD
Nahh that's so adorable 🥰
Cus she is actually taking a picture and storing it in her memory. Have you noticed how her ideal animation she makes a caged bird who then Flys out of it and a string of people holding hands ??? Those are probably her wishes to be free of bird cage (now fulfilled) to make friends and have a loving nation (she will make it come true hehehhee)
Nahida true speech: Everyone be nice or u not gonna like what happen next
@@I_Main_Traveller its too bad that some of the people in the akademiya are assholes.
*Lumine finding out about Nahida's abuse*
*Lumine goes to get Klee for a moment*
Jean: "Klee's not going to cause any trouble right?"
Lumine: "I can promise she won't destroy anything in Monstadt".
Jean: "That's oddly specific coming from yo----"
*Lumine runs off with Klee, thanking Jean rapidly, Sages will be cratered soon*
Well, not Mondstadt it is
Klee: finally i can test my new napalm bombs! 👹
CHAOS ON THE BATTLEFIELD, THE JUNGLE 'S ON FIRE
*A few days later. A large plume of smoke from sumeru is visible in monstadt.*
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
I love how everyone just collectively come together to hate the sages and protect nahida. I've never felt the community so united before till now. Who knew the key to unity was a smol ball of cuteness. And as usual kkomda's animations are cute as f-
Suddenly... I remember that one speech by Sora from No Game No life. 😆
@@trickthemisfit3256 "Cute makes it right!"
The leaks didn't lie when they said the way Mihoyo would get us to pull for her was heart points. Her banner is crap but I'm more than willing to pull for her
Adam Smasher, Micah Bell, and Azar being the most hated character universally
@@trickthemisfit3256 "Now, Let the game begin" ♟️
Protect Nahida at all cost!!
it's already covered, who really needs protection are the sages when every player burst through those doors with a raging vengeance
everything cost for HER !!!
FR
Roger!!
YES
Lumine: Mad because of Nahida treatment
Nahida: Embarrassed by Lumine showing cute picture of her and speech.
Sumeru Citizen: Convert to Lesser Kusanali faction because of her cuteness.
As an atheist, I too would become religious for a deity as adorable as Nahida.
Literally the only gripe I had with the Sumeru archon quest was that we let Cyno have all the fun at the end. After everything Nahida had been through and after Dunyarzad almost died, I was really looking forward to unleashing a level of divine fury on Azar and his cronies not seen since the fall of Khaenri'ah.
Exactly how all of us Travelers feels, that Yamcha pose at end tho 🤣🤣🤣
Fr fr
The Yamcha'd position is the most destroyed state you can be in.
Azar needs no mercy, anyways
THIS is how Lumine should be in the game. Nahida is a cinnamon roll that must be protected at all costs.
Lumine = pure chaos
This reminds me of how the MCs of FGO are portrayed. The male MC is the chill all-loving hero protagonist, while the female MC is the incarnation of primordial chaos that even strikes fear into the hearts of Lovecraftian monsters.
All children must be protected at all cost. Even Qiqi.
@@govnosos even.
@@VexterHate NOOO!!!! 👹👹👹👹👹
Gotta love how Azar's assistant wasn't harmed but she's probably rethinking her life choices as she looks at Azar all beaten up 😂
Nahida: *In emotional pain*
Everyone: WHO HURT YOU!!!
Azar and the other sages: *abuses Nahida's powers to tamper with god-like powers*
Traveler and Friends in 3.2: " D O N ' T T O U C H T H E C H I L D ! "
WHO'S TOUCHING THE CHILD ?!
correction, all sages except tighnari's master, lets put respect on the only decent one
@@TextingAnimeTv
(points at the old man)
HE TOUCHED THE CHILD!
@@dragolectron9351 DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD !!!!!
@Texting Anime Tv
(SLAPS Azar)
(Traveler and friends tie Azar and the other sages up on a chair)
(Everyone starts screaming and slapping Azar and the rest of the sages)
When even KKOMDA is raging, you know his mistake is already unforgiveable. Get those hands ready my guys, we're about to teach an old man a lesson.
F### the old man up
He deserves more than death. Torture is needed cuz death makes him escape pain
Too dark? Ok.
Roger that , on my way sir
We bout to kick his butt
This is definitely what was going on in the minds of every Genshin player who played the story lol
Me who has a great imagination: I see this as an absolute win.
1:18 PROTECT THIS SMILE AT ALL COST
Lumine tapping into her suppressed power to protect and extolt Nahida is amazing. :D
Omg ye
Unlocked all the other elements for a day lol
Lumine used all 7 Dragonballs and wished to unlock her original powers for a day.
If that was supposed to be her full original power, then where were her wings?
@@angeldude101 She wanted everyone else on foot to beat the sage's ass too
Can we talk about the smile Nahida made at the end, it just makes me happy but upset that she doesn't get this from everyone in sumeru. :(
True...
But we gonna do it
Precious smiles to protect: nahida
i hope she gets more love from everyone in the 3.2 archon quest
You mean she hasn't YET
We have made aware a few people that Nahida is there, caring even for the people of the desert, I believe after we help Cyno judge the sages, she will be given love.
It's something VERY satisfying seeing the sage being Yamcha'd.
Hoyo has been on point with the marketing/psychological warfare to make people pull for her. Seriously, not once before have I felt _this_ need to pull for a character, and I've been playing since release.
She Turns Out To Be An AWESOME Support...
I Can Even Argue It's As Best As Raiden Shogun (in terms of support)
Klee effect on steroids. Even if the character is bad ppl will still pull for em cause they're diabetes inducingly cute.
@@henvdemon You're right. And Nahida is one of the best if not the best 5-stars. She never came home first banner. I got her today though and I'm content
Her first line when I put her in my party was "I've been waiting for you for ages!" And it broke my heart
@@belladonnaplumb9376 Same
Pretty sure the entire genshin community wants to give the man the 7 pages of muda experience
7 pages? We want(ed) that mfer to get hit by GER so he's stuck dying and reviving for eternity until the heat death of Sumeru
nah, that's no where near enough for the mfker
I honestly expected Venti, Zhongli and Ei to appear at one point. Just imagine them powerwalking to that Yamcha'd sage, Ults at the ready and maliciously eating an Adeptus Temptation.. each
that's probably part 2, part 1 are just the citizen of sumeru unleashing their rate. I mean jus tlook at the sage, he is still in 1 piece .
Does using an Archon team with the Traveler all though Sumeru count?.
Someone should make the meme with them kicking the grand sage like that one Jojo scene :D
@@omegazx999 depends, were you able to obliterate Azar ? If the answer is yes, then yes it counts
@@xinlou6707
Ei: "You must be an enemy!"
Venti: "Get him!"
(Starts savagely kicking Azar while he's still down)
Zhongli: (Casually finish drinking his Osmanthus Wine) (JOINS IN ON THE KICKING)
Nahida was reverted back to a child form, not just physically but mentally too. It's obvious because she has childlike dreams of flowers, knights, and riding in a carriage.
That's why we must protect her at all cost.
Please watch out because you might be spoiling the story for some people.
@@VivelaSlime yeah he should have watch out 😔
I think that's more because she's been locked up since forever and doesn't have much experience
Maybe you are child, as you don't seem to understand the difference between experience and maturing. You should not save her if she had an adult form and had the same lack of experience for living between 4 walls for hundreds of years?
@@wiswc experience and maturity isn’t the same thing though. She’s still very childish and doesn’t have memory of herself as rukkhadevata
0:30 No way Lumine just ssaid "BA DA DA DA DA DA DA DADADA DAAA (Bum bada bum bum bum bum badada bum bada bum bum bum bum badada) DAN NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA DA DA (Bum bada bum bum bum bum badada bum bada bum bum bum bum badada) DA NA NAAAA DANA NA NA NA NA NA NA BADA DA DA DA DA DAAA
SA LA LA LA LA LAAAA (Budum) BADA DA DA DA DA DA DADADADA! DA! DA! DA! DA! DA!! DA!! DA!! DA!! DA!! DADA!! (Dun dun dun dundundun dun dun dun dundudndum dun dun dun dundundun dun dun dun dundudndum) DU DU DU DUUuUUU DUDEL LUDEL LUUUUUUUUUUUUU. She has guts
Traveler: “I just want to talk with him”
I really hope Nahida's personal quest is just going around Sumeru and showing how great of an Archon she is to the people. Also kicking the sages in the nuts.
Edit: Still haven't played new update quests. Pls don't spoil and let me dream.
Edit 2: Well...I guess I got one of my wishes.
Indeed
well about that......
I wish…
you' were correct! kinda
The first part in a sense both yes and no because if you don't mind spoilers you deal with one of the Sages who pretty much sao'ed their self in case you didn't know what I meant high frequency brain scan
I like to think that every Genshin Player has come together to have one mission: Save Nahida and kick the sages' butt.
Protect the Nature Child at all cost !
That Lion King pose, holding Nahida up on the top of a hill made me laugh.
I cannot stop watching this. The SAD Nahida face makes me wanna cry, and the catharsis we don't get in-game of punching that AH in the face is brought to life! Awesom video! I LOVE IT!!!!!
If Sumerians knew just how precious lesser lord kusanali is, they’d turn on the sages ASAP
I wish at the end of the Archon quest they will once again celebrate Her birthday, not just with her loyal followers but with all Sumeru. Just like in her dreams, riding a flower carriage, candy in hand everyone is smiling.
Contact them and request it
Next year perhaps
Yes it should be the big annual event of Sumeru like windbloom is of monstad and lantern rite is of Liyue.
00:49 Behold I give you cuteness in its purest form
Lumine: "You will appreciate this precious child OR I WILL ******** END YOU!!!"
The way traveler made Sumeru love Nahida embodies the speech Sora (from No Game No Life) used for his chess pieces in a game against Kurami.
"The one true, unchanging righteouness in the world is CUTENESS!!! Cute makes right!"
i mean it aint wrong. given us innocent cuteness being bullied and well will destroy the bully. Might i remind you the reckless pallad incident
Damn right asf! Watched that "chess" get in no game no life too.
we will give Nahida all the love she deserves and more
True its nice
Indeed. I have over 300 wishes saved up just for her
My reaction to the grand sage mistreating her: this mf just signed his last document, and it was a declaration of WAR with me.
with ALL of us
The yamcha death for that scholar hehehe and the lion king reference as well
Nahida : ~sad noises~
Us : WHO'S TOUCHIN DA CHILD!
Sage: !!!
Us : * SLAP* DONT TOUCH DA CHILD!!!!
*using Itto's hot dog club to hit the Grand Sage like a baseball* DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!!!!!!!!
I knew I wasn't the only one thinking this.
Traveler: *Points at Dottore* He's touching ma child.
Crowd: YOURE TOUCHING DA CHILD?!
@@HatsyRei
Dottore: No!~
Crowd: *still beats him up*
@@candicechan3880 (more arguing of how you should not touch the child)
lesson learnt: love Nahida at all cost. if you dont, you will eventually
Be a cat?
Be homeless?
Be put in a box?
@@lowliethxd1471 be a homeless
@@lowliethxd1471 be beaten like the sage
@@lowliethxd1471 be beaten off by a sage
@@xtrabaka Be hated
This is... not an *entirely incorrect* depiction of the entire Sumeru main quest line. It only needs a big purple robot in the background standing around all disappointed, because nobody actually cares about them and their oh-so-epic boss battle.
Seeing those sages in her archon quest filled my bloodlust
She's not only cute
She's also a hardworking, active god
Sumeru be sleeping on themselves winning the Archon lottery
on top of the only archon (so far I think) that did not do anything that was directly giving people trouble
Meanwhile, you have Ei who is worshipped by all of Inazuma but oppresses her people and is a NEET.
@@Aeternum_Zephyria Let's wait for the Pyro Archon and we'll see.
@@apleb7605
Kinda hard to betray the same person that sashimi'd Orobashi and the Thunderbird
I'd like to see the Sages treat Ei the same way they treated Nahida
@@sanstheskeleton679 they will get sashimied as well.
Thank you for this. I was so furious watching how that sage treats Nahida so this honestly feels so relieving lol
Lumine face at the end was the face of a proud asian dad(or mom)
Our smol, cute Cabbage-Archon was hurt by those Sages!
We as a Community:
So you've choosen Death.
Nahida crying brought me to tears. Thank Lumiene came in and saved her. That was so satisfying to see Nahida happy.
Grandpa had stamina when hebsaw the Dendro Archon🤣
Dendro Archon is love. Dendro Archon is life.
"I just wanna talk to him." -Peter griffin
Oh dear oh dear, gorgeous.
- Gordon Ramsay probably
The most accurate representation of the Genshin Impact community right now.
The sm0l radish big brain archon is so cute, deny her a birthday and we'll make you a dbz reference.
And we get to pick which one. It could be Yamcha again, or just straight up Nappa.
Lumine: *points to head sage* HE IS TOUCHING MY CHILD
Sumeru citizens: YOU ARE TOUCHING THE CHILD!?
*Sumeru citizens beat head sage to a pulp*
The archon sumeru never wanted but sumeru needed
Setaria: Oh archon that could have been me if I didn't get gaslit to hell and back into cooperating with the lesser lord
The canonical ending to the archon quest.
1:25 the Yamcha pose caught me off guard 😂😂
I was about to comment the same 😂
The fact that the genshin community always unites when they are ranging amazes me every time may it be Amber's dance moves, rosarias booba and kicks, the anniversary last year,ittos noodle arms or Nahida. It always amazes me
Don't Forget *"Reckless Pallad"*
@imashadow699 Lmao true
I still can't get over how adorable Nahida looks in this short.
大体あってて草。
覚醒蛍はスーパーサイヤ人だったのか、、、そりゃ強いわ。
守りたいナヒーダちゃんの笑顔。。。うちら旅人が最初みたいな悲しい顔させないから…！！！動画内の蛍ちゃんのようにね！ あとドラゴンボールネタめっちゃ笑いましたｗ
Lumine got some real proud parent energy at the end!
Excellent work with this video! I loved it!
In a single video it referenced
-Super sayian✅
-No game no life✅
-Underpants (?)✅
-Yamcha being Yamcha ✅
The power-ups were so unbelievable the Grand Sage became Yamcha
Even without pupils, your characters have so much expression and emotion, great job as always :)
1:23 ヤムチャみたいなやられ方してる大賢者www
After I saw this yesterday, I was able to rescue Nahida on my summons, I used 30 summons. Got Qiqi'd in the first Tenfold and after 20 Summons I got Nahida. Thanks for making such an amazing animation! ☆
Dude that's exactly what I wanted to do to the sage that whole freaking time XDD Nahida is most adorable baby archon and I will PROTEC-
I never thought that my Lumine would become a caring mother of the archon. But for my beloved Nahida, I have accumulated 183 twists and am ready to protect this precious child who deserved all the best at any cost
これみて何故か泣いた
いつも素晴らしい作品をありがとう
I like how rescuing Nahida from the sages has the structure of a heist movie
nahida is arugably one of the best archons because the fanbase was ready and willing to commit warcrimes for her
Эта анимация так подробно описала все мои эмоции! 😅 Нахида заслуживает много любви 💚🍃
Seeing Nahida so happy almost made me cry
Edit: this better be canon😩👍
You know what they say... "if its a paid promotion then its canon"
Reckless Pallad stopped being the most bullied. Now it's Azar the sage.
*Spot child
*Aquire child
*Expose everyone to the child
*YEET the child at mach 6 velocity directly towards an old man
*Eat pita pocket
Genshin players unite it's time to save Nahida
YEAH!!
0:16 my favourite nahida expression
Lumine: Hold my baby! Come here, you little-
I haven't got that far but I love her already because she is so cute I just want to hug her and play with her
I'll live to see the generation that no longer recognises Yamcha's death pose.
This reminds me of that time when Cyno, one of the highest ranked law enforcers just realized that their god was with them all this time, protecting her citizens in her own way while being locked away from them.
One thing every Player Traveler agrees on Mess with our little cabbage ball goddess of cuteness You get the Yamcha treatment.
The other thing God is KAWAII/Cute Also Lumine going straight Super Mom should be her normal reactions when Nahida is involved.
I haven't felt this emotional since ur second Keqing vid. TvT
こんなにも可愛いナヒーダを泣かせた教令院の罪は重いし絶対許さねえけど最後ヤムチャは草
I'm not gonna lie, almost at the end I thought Nahida will wake up, us knowing it was all just a dream.
Man Hoyo really traumatized me
Lumine was about to go super saiyan 2
Grand sage got described in one word... DEMOLISHED!
Totally my Lumine. Nahida’s the #1 archon in my book! (Though, sadly, I must wait longer to wish for her.)
Only 2 more day before nahida cant wait
Me: Violence is never the answer
"The Grand Sage appears"
Me: I take that back. It is the answer
I love how Sir Pelo’s joke from 7 YEARS AGO is still used to this day
I can't count how many times I've seen this already. This is too adorable!
You hit it out of the ballpark with this animation once again. Did the cute radish ball justice
maybe it's quite sad story from nahida, but i'm glad it all ended happily❤️❤️❤️
yk if this is what lumine does i can't imagen eather and one more thing DON'T HURT THE CHILD!
Peace was never a option.
“YOU ARE TOUCHING THE CHILD?”
"DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!"
(arguing of how to you should not touch the child)
Lumine: OUT OF MY CAN'T YOU SEE HE WAS ABOUT TO TOUCH THIS CUTE CHILD!!
Grand sage: Good morning citizen of Sumeru.
Harold: Oh so you like touching kids huh? We show you old man!
*proceed beat the living out of him*
KKOMDA expressing how we all felt in such a elegent way.
Ngl, when I saw Nahida's face at the beginning I started tearing up.... Awwwwww, I'd give Nahida hugs 24/7!!!!