My most recent experience? Some asshat called my allin on the flop with 84o. (8 Q 6 sth on the flop, i had aces). Dude pulled a full house out his ass. Man i fucking hate online poker
I love how people often forget how, at the end of the day, we are still gambling, that’s why I love seeing Helmuth lose his hands even though his “statistics” were correct
@babyjesus2404 did u even watch the video bro, he had 2 and 4, the flop was 5, 9, and 6, turn was a queen, putting the river (a 3) into that means he had 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 making a straight, watch the vid next time bruh
That doesn't make sense. You want them to call if you ahead bro. That's only a bad beat. Betting with value wanting your opponent to fold is loser mentality
you know what makes a crazy poker player hard to play against when he knows how to also fold and hold onto his chip stack. plays crazy and aggressive in the beginning then switches up his game.
While playing a cash game, i folded pocket kings pre flop. So, the buyins are $25/$50. However, when you rebuy, you can match the big stack. Someone went all in with $96, three people called, and then it came to me. I have had tons of pocket paint that i have lost, so I decided to fold pre flop. To this day, i can't live it down. 😅 somehow, it gets brought up without fail
This was literally last tournament I played. Had this drunk guy at the table. Always going all in with any 2 cards. Me managed to bust out me and other 14 players to build monster stack and lost it all after a while!🤣
there used to be a girl randomly in our poker nights. she was so EFFING ditzy you could never read her and her bets were always nuts. i HATED playing against her.
I quit playing poker years ago when I kept losing to obscure outs on the river every time against the same bad players in a weekly game. 85%+ odds and they catch the river out every time. I enjoy watching poker but playing it is cancer.
I beat a guy with the dirty diaper like this. I was on the BB and it limped around to me. Literally 9 people in the pot. I called and the flop was 932 rainbow. First guy bets 3/4 pot. Everyone folds and I call. The turn is 4, board still rainbow. He now checks, and I oblige. River is the 3, and he immediately goes all in as I say call turn my cards and tell him to fold his straight. He was kind of confused as he saw my hand, and folded A5 suited face up. LOL
Bro. Last Friday at my home game 5/5 Sit down 3rd hand KK. This regular that is there all the time that plays crazy, double up off him 500$ buyin. 2 hands later i get KK again. 3bet hes the only one that calls. He had 96 and hit trips on the river. Took back the 500$ i just made from him. I was tilted 😭😭😭
This has literally been me for the past 3 fukin months. I get it all in with a big over pair and some jackass with a gutshot calls just to bink it on the river. I kid you not. Just in the last 3 mo ths it has happened around 8-10 times.
I almost beat a guy with 2,4 suited and then they got there with a higher two pair on the river would have been devastating cause the pot was 300 I Jam for 600 he calls so a 1500 dollar pot
I've had pocket Kings three times this week, and had an Ace on the flop, figured there was NO way someone hit that. And sure enough, all three times, they had the Ace. Unreal. I hate this game.
Then you ask em why they did that shit and it’s always “I had a feeling”
'What do you mean bad play, I won the hand so it obviously wasn't a bad play was it...duh'
Why even ask?
what answer are you expecting? “ooga booga monkey all in”
@@akj827 you never play home games or something? It’s normal for friends to give each other shit
“I felt like you had nothing” 😂😂
Every. Fucking. Time
My most recent experience? Some asshat called my allin on the flop with 84o. (8 Q 6 sth on the flop, i had aces). Dude pulled a full house out his ass. Man i fucking hate online poker
I’m playing my hand blind everyone!
-Doug
When you can’t even beat the blind player
Not shown: The entire table gaslights you "You should have bet on the flop. You let him get there!" 😂
played right into dougs trap
lol
He called me the the 4,2 off honey
Phil always catching strays😂
I’ve only had this shit once happen to me on a $50 spin and go on PokerStars and I quite literally went to vomit. My girlfriend was not pleased
"he could have any two cards" is very correct
Doug’s Tom Dwan impersonation was on point 👌
You should do a Check-Raise skit if you havent already lol
I’m on it 😂
I love how people often forget how, at the end of the day, we are still gambling, that’s why I love seeing Helmuth lose his hands even though his “statistics” were correct
As soon as I saw the flop, i knew he was gonna end up with a straight.
He didn’t even have a straight tho😭
@babyjesus2404 did u even watch the video bro, he had 2 and 4, the flop was 5, 9, and 6, turn was a queen, putting the river (a 3) into that means he had 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 making a straight, watch the vid next time bruh
Average online poker gameplay experience
Slow playing premiums almost always turns into a disaster for me.
That’s why you need to make a C-bet on the flop, turn, and river to make them fold.
To be fair when you're all in on the turn it wasn't that slow played.
That doesn't make sense. You want them to call if you ahead bro. That's only a bad beat. Betting with value wanting your opponent to fold is loser mentality
you know what makes a crazy poker player hard to play against when he knows how to also fold and hold onto his chip stack. plays crazy and aggressive in the beginning then switches up his game.
that's why it's to always good to bluff and moves all in against those player. Playing slow is the worst strategy
This feels like the kind of hand DNEGs would play just to troll Phil 😂
That’s a Greg special right there 😂
Moral of this: Never bluff the fish even if you are ahead.
He didn't though
He slowrolled.
The poker karma is gonna come back hard... ONE TIME!
My duels w this guy at the home game were the most fun I’ve ever had playing poker
Doug had the 420 hand I don’t blame him
“The Doug special”
It’s always the f*cking river
While playing a cash game, i folded pocket kings pre flop. So, the buyins are $25/$50. However, when you rebuy, you can match the big stack. Someone went all in with $96, three people called, and then it came to me. I have had tons of pocket paint that i have lost, so I decided to fold pre flop. To this day, i can't live it down. 😅 somehow, it gets brought up without fail
It's like I'm watching a documentary...
What kind of chips do you use? I love them and I’m looking to buy a nice set for home games.
This was literally last tournament I played. Had this drunk guy at the table. Always going all in with any 2 cards. Me managed to bust out me and other 14 players to build monster stack and lost it all after a while!🤣
Yep, seen that play a thousand times! 😅
"Bring that guy to my table."
- Every poker player that lived, is alive today or has yet to be born.
Omg I just read this in Doyle Brunson's voice. Poker perfection 👌.
Been here so many times. Then my phone hits the wall.
What cards do you use?
Please continue this content. A+++
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Like only every poker player with a strong holding hand versus the maniac 😅
At my home game we call the the 4,2 the ninja. Cause no one sees it coming.
How many Gen Z's are watching this and saying, WTF was that sound? LMAO
there used to be a girl randomly in our poker nights. she was so EFFING ditzy you could never read her and her bets were always nuts. i HATED playing against her.
I quit playing poker years ago when I kept losing to obscure outs on the river every time against the same bad players in a weekly game. 85%+ odds and they catch the river out every time. I enjoy watching poker but playing it is cancer.
I beat a guy with the dirty diaper like this. I was on the BB and it limped around to me. Literally 9 people in the pot. I called and the flop was 932 rainbow. First guy bets 3/4 pot. Everyone folds and I call. The turn is 4, board still rainbow. He now checks, and I oblige. River is the 3, and he immediately goes all in as I say call turn my cards and tell him to fold his straight. He was kind of confused as he saw my hand, and folded A5 suited face up. LOL
I knew it would be a straight on the flop
This happened to me in a live cashgame against a new player. She called the river with 3 high and said “I know you are bluffing” 🤣🤣
What was the board? If it's an ace high straight with no flush out there, then yeah... I'm all in or calling with 2,3 and calling you a bluffer lol.
@@Josho4096 Noo there were no flushes or straights out there lol. I had A high and said good call, she showed 2,3 huh haha
Bro. Last Friday at my home game 5/5
Sit down 3rd hand KK. This regular that is there all the time that plays crazy, double up off him 500$ buyin. 2 hands later i get KK again. 3bet hes the only one that calls. He had 96 and hit trips on the river. Took back the 500$ i just made from him. I was tilted 😭😭😭
They crazy players always lose, but only to everyone ELSE at the table, YOU can never beat them LOL :-(
Im not kidding rhis happened to me last night almost word for word he had 42 for a rivered 3 straight
We do need to talk about how the dealer is involved with the POV of this game. Cause this isn't shot from your perspective at all.
I was waiting for jack ten and the river be a king
Never underestimate the power of four/deuce
This hits way too close to home! 😢
Theb they donk your money off in 2-3 hands.
The miner in clash royale needs a nerf
Ive seen this way too many times, witnessed a dude lose a 1k pot almost the exact same way last week
Bro I hate when this happens 😂
Doug has a lot of chips though
i mean you want that bad call/bet but i absolutly hate it when bad play gets rewarded. This tilts me so much
I went all in A9 with 10 bbs and opponent called with 28 off and got a pair. Ended up winning big on the day
if it was a tournament and he had a big stack it’s arguable, your all in range is pretty wide so i think his equity was decent
@@diegogrigorescu453 Only if it was bounty tournament u can ever call 28o and at least 4x more in stack and being on Big Blind closing the action
Why I watch these videos on repeat?
My entire friend group
I am doug most of the times
Lost massive tournament pot like this (kind of). All in before flop with KKs and called 4 ways. Qqs, Aq, 66s. Board comes 7, 5, 7, 4, 3. -_-
"And he's also r̶e̶t̶a̶r̶d̶e̶d̶ not the best poker player"
This has literally been me for the past 3 fukin months. I get it all in with a big over pair and some jackass with a gutshot calls just to bink it on the river. I kid you not. Just in the last 3 mo ths it has happened around 8-10 times.
This. Just. Happened. To. Me. Again.
Really doug deep with this one. Im kinda a Dug myself. I usually find gold 🤑
I was expecting 78 but this is even worse
Fooled me. I put him on 6 9 off suit..
I am pretty sure that was Tong G
Once at a home game I had pocket aces and after 3betting my buddy 4bet me all in with A7dd, and flop came with two sevens 😂
I’m actually throwing hands at that point
Because they outplayed you? Yep of course 😂
Always fold pocket kings.
Huh???? No you had pocket kings , wtf where did the ace come from
Was this an online poker hand reenactment?
Hi, I’m Doug and yes, I play like that.
Every single time😅
My doug is named Greg and I've never won a pot against them..😢
well in his defense 42 is the answer too everthing vOv
Pocket 10s lose to 8/2off last week 400 just wouldn’t let it go he won on the river
you raise to a measly 25 and that’ll happen
My name is Doug and I agree with this
I almost beat a guy with 2,4 suited and then they got there with a higher two pair on the river would have been devastating cause the pot was 300 I Jam for 600 he calls so a 1500 dollar pot
This is why dealers get abused
why is his name always doug
God is great
Its called semibluff
🤣🤣That’s not a good idea with 1 pair
on a gut shot
Thought he had 6 9
We call 4,2 "Mansor" which is our friend's name, he has played so many crazy hands with this garbage and won it's not funny anymore.
That is online poker
Lead out next time
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And that's why I don't play poker...
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Lol
ARE YOU FU-
Nwver slow roll
I've had pocket Kings three times this week, and had an Ace on the flop, figured there was NO way someone hit that. And sure enough, all three times, they had the Ace. Unreal. I hate this game.
If there's action pre-flop, personally I would be preparing for pain seeing an ace on the flop with kings.
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