GIGACHAD - Jerma Elden Ring: Reforged Co-op Randomizer [With Ster] Stream Edit
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- Опубліковано 12 лют 2023
- this dude only knows 2 games
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Originally Streamed on February 12th, 2023
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"You sit on the toilet and shit happens." - Ster. He's not wrong
"When I sit on the toilet, I SHIT" - Ster. Another one of his iconic toilet wisdom bombs.
Companion piece: "Born to shit, forced to wipe." - Joel Vargskelethor
Me watching this video and stumbling into this comment on the toilet 👁👄👁
It's funnier because he is acting like toilets are natural
@@kawaiicookie1674 your deeds are KNOWN
I think a big part of the charm of the Sterma videos is that they defy the Clown/Straight man dynamic. Ster comes in with a low, calm, matter-of-fact voice and just poses the most batshit scenarios to Jerma, who with his funny voice and demeanor, suddenly has to act as the champion of the rational man, and he is NOT up to the challenge.
This comment is so well written. I felt like I needed to say that
the Chat/Jerma dynamic works almost exactly the same
These fucking sterma streams are crack bro. I don't think these two have collabed as much as they have since like 2016.
Im really happy that they started collabing much more now, maybe Jerma kept in touch with Ster more after they did the "who'll replace me" stream
@@motrilfromthe6281 i think they have always been in touch, jerma has said even during collab droughts that he still talks to his friends like that. same with etalyx hes mentioned, i doubt they go as long as it seems without talking to eachother.
Wait until Jerma introduce Ster to Ludwig!
@@marv1d1no and then ster can mispronounce ludwigs name
@@laarman. I think the trio streams they have done are the best with Etalyx as a sort of straight man to it
Ster is a good friend of Jerma and fully expected him to commit homicide over a chicken sandwich. He’s such a brave soul for spending so much time with this psychopath
At this point I feel like Ster is doing these streams so he can test the waters on a dystopian fantasy novel series that he really wants to write
LSD theatres and Tasteless Food Pellets
@@albusnightspring8057 The next Blade Runner
@@albusnightspring8057 Ster looks like the kind of a person that would really enjoy soylent green.
I like how jerma seems to really believe that "who made the first sauce" is this mind-bending thought provoking question.
I mean, it really is interesting to think about
"first sauce" is basically "first cooking" since boiling stuff in a pot for a long time is a way to make sauce. So the first sauce? Probably just a bunch of cavemen making stuff in a pot, forgetting about it and coming back later to a thickened tasty substance on the bottom of the clay pot
But the most important part, that cavemen were subsistence only, is already not true :') hubter gatherers had rich and varied diets, the "problem" was that you cant scale up for diets for larger and larger populations, so hunter gatherer populations were usually stable in number. So, the first sauce = whoever were the first cooks, its saddly not that mind blowing 😂
Its amazing how jerma will get really confused and intrigued by some random little thoughts, burt the only reason why they seem intriguing is actually just cause hes stupid.
It’s not even like his line of thought is even sane. Sauce doesn’t originate from the caveman times.
Jerma is so adverse to literally googling anything (the answer is garum, it’s from the Romans) that he thinks the concept of cooking (as in cooking for more than just staying alive, I mean) and sauce predate society
40:00 during this conversation someone in chat said "saw trap for an autistic child" and i can't get it out of my head
LMAO
holy shit lmao
“Let’s play a game, Josh. In front of you is a refrigerator. Inside that refrigerator is a professionally cooked chili verde burrito. Surrounding that burrito are 30 tuna fish sandwiches. If you do not eat the burrito and deposit the resulting GYAS into the ruhm within one hour, GYAS GYAS GYAS GYAS nerve agent will be dispersed into the room. Will you brave the bad stimulation, or will this ruhm be your gyassy tomb? Make your choice.”
every time ster put on the gigachad song was funny as fuck i love recurrent gags
awesome pfp
24:32 is so fucking funny, just completely unprompted
This is why I love watching these two together, Jerma brings the energy so it never gets boring and Ster makes jokes that Jerma wouldn't dare to make
The fact that they completely gloss over it too is so funny
“Who made the first sauce? And I mean that.” Top Jerma quote of all time.
The first written records we have of sauces are garum (from ancient Rome) and doubanjiang (from ancient China). However, to give a more nebulous answer to Jerma's question, we can imagine that someone made a pan sauce after roasting meat or vegetables in a pan and deglazing it with water. There are clay cooking vessels from China about 19,500 years ago, but it's likely they weren't waterproof and were mainly just vessels for holding ingredients that were slow-cooked. But we also have frying pans that look very similar to the ones we know today, made out of metal and all (copper or bronze), from Mesopotamia. I don't think it's a stretch to say that you'd find pans (and pan sauces) in cities, which arose around 4,000 BCE.
In conclusion: the first guy to make a sauce may have been some Mesopotamian dude, and he did it about 8,000 years ago. Legend.
if you think of salsa or tomato sauces as a sauce then you dont really need a metal pan for a sauce to exist just neolithic level utensils really
52:47 After he says "no" would have been the perfect time to play the gigachad song lol
Cheltie edits so fast because the gigachad music plays whenever they turn on their computer
Cheltie woke up everyday with gigachad music blaring in the background
real
Can you hear the silence?
Can you see the dark?
Can you fix my broken?
Can you feel, can you feel my heart?
chelties favorite food is flavourless nutrient pebble
@@gorshe74 cheltie only eat gorilla nutrition pellets
Jerma is legit zooted in this stream
seriously I think he's on new meds or something, there was something wrong with him yesterday lmao
Faded than a ho faded than a ho faded than a ho
@@axelhanne8238 honestly i think its ster
that pellet shit?? water evaporation? dwarven fortress with elves that own the mines we wont let them have it but they have it anyway??? I'd be skerbunkled too
@@elwiwi4638 skerbunkled has me giggling hehe that's a silly funny word
31:00 jerma absolutely right here food is so important to human culture
But why is a foodless culture so tough to imagine
what if i only eat alone
there's so much hugely important cultural stuff that has been phased out
food doesn't have its place guaranteed
@@frankfs8415 'phased out" or just changed?
@@frankfs8415 Culturally, religion used to be the most important thing and now its basically gone in most developed world. You could absolutely get rid of food
Incase anyone was actually wondering, going from a solid to a gaseous state without a liquid stage is called sublimation.
Glad after like 6 years they brought back the peeling peeling potatoes bit in the form of gigachad
*Are you tired of Peel Peel peeling potatoes? STAHP*
Oh my god I forgot about that stream I gotta rewatch it now
38:09 The third coming of gigachad Ster and Jerma vocaloiding the theme
Thanks I was looking for this
“There are barely more than ten countries” -Ster, post-awakening
I can't believe Jerma killed a man over a spicy chicken sandwich!
This is so terrible! Despising!
Chiken
Star walking around in the catacombs with the fart armor while talking about chicken sandwiches brought me back to a special moment during the OW beta.
I think this is so sad, or good
Once again hes on the wrong side of history
42:58 the fourth coming of Gigachad Ster murdering and old decrepit man and refusing to elaborate
God their streams together are so funny
I could listen to them talk about tuna all day
@@ekgeeeee podcast incoming
@@ianschenzle a sterma podcast would be jerma trying to talk about whatever fucked up dream he had last night while ster makes fun of the concept of a podcast for 1 hour
53:00
Jerma just continually missing every attack and moving right along as if he's done what he came for cracks me up.
Ster is instinct pilled and awakened. That's based.
It's so crazy to me how Jerma and Ster are so opposite but completely complement each other. It's Awesome when they play together
what do you mean? they're both psychotic
15:04 "chuckie cheese didn't talk". did jerma not hear when chuckie cheese tried to say poggers and butchered it and then whimpered for a minute after?
commenting for myself later
gigachad ster - 35:26
Thank you for standing up for us tuna sandwich enjoyers Jerma.
holy editing speed😳 thank you for your edits Cheltie!!!
Every minute I spend listening to Ster's arguments and talking points, I can just feel myself becoming perpetually dumber.
Jerma believes he only deserves low tier sandwiches😢
This was a real "chunk lite" kind of stream.
Sigma pebble cruncher vs the beta asparagus slurper
"YOU
JUST
HURT
THE TURTLE" 48:51
ITS BARELY BEEN 12 HOURS HOW????? ITS A SIX HOUR STREAM?!??
jerma streams are all pre recorded. stay jermapilled
@@eugeneyuan2060 jerma streams are being generated live by AI. stay jermapilledpilled.
Cheltie created Jerma and his streams, the highlights are actually made before the stream
@@AssassinKing19Jerma streams do not exist anywhere but our collective imagination. stay jermapilledpilledpilled
Ster is amazing. I don't know anyone else who can hold the food conversation as long as he did.
Especially with jerma
When Jerma retires he will become the new live action cap'n crunch
His time has come….
Takes me longer to Zerk off than the time it takes for chetlie to upload(I have ED)
Elden Ring: Diablo 2 - Reforged [Remastered]
In light of recent news, Jerma's past bad takes and L's can be explained by the hightened levels of mercury he's been consuming since he likes Albacore Tuna.
what is recent news
@@troglodytee news that are recent
@@troglodytee nothin, what's a recent news with you?
@@TheArrivalCyberse i shouldve known jerma fans are a bunch of smartasses
54:19 - I gotta sneeze/sleep
had me in almost passing out Ahahahah. Great job with the edit :)
ster: *bashes a feeble old man's head in with a club*
[GIGACHAD MUSIC]
welcome to youtube shorts.
I find it so funny that Ster just enables Jeremy in every interaction they have. We (apart from Jeremy) know that if he was told to stop by Jerma he would.
the gigachad joke became more and more funny the longer it went on
I usually hate debating in general, it's gotta be one of the last things I'd ever choose to do with my free time, but I would legitimately really enjoy spending like 24 hours straight just debating with Jerma and Ster about food. I can't really explain it, I think it would just be fun. Also every time Ster mentions the food pellets I imagine a tiny Ster streaming Elden Ring from a hamster cage and pausing every ten minutes to eat a little pellet.
I don’t understand how, they just went in circles not saying anything remotely sensible
@@HabitualThinker Exactly.
@@anxietyprimev6983you said exactly but I disagreed with the idea of it being fun so now I’m confused
If you had a nutrient pellet, you'd still be hungry and face the downsides of hunger, you just wouldn't have deficiencies and your hunger wouldn't accurately represent your bodily response because you'd have technically taken in your daily nutritional and caloric needs, but the body doesn't work that way, it doesn't just calculate calories and nutrients then say "yup, you're all good" it has no clue how many nutrients and calories are in a certain foods, different organs do once the nutrients reach them, but there could never actually be a "food pellet" like that.
49:41 This was actually me for a moment, Ster is one of those straight-faced sarcastic types and I've never been able to read that shit lol
46:00 Ster learns about the Netherlands
Damn, Ster made me take the red-pellet with all his hot takes
A game I shouldn't be scared of but was is Minecraft. Damn cave sounds.
Can he not just order a regular mcchicken? Is somebody forcing him to buy the spicy one? lmao
the randomized was so much glad i'm glad they're back at it again!! and thank you cheltie!!
i LOVE this returned to the Sauce Question
39:43 Poor Jerma's age has gotten the better of him. He's confused Ster with Burgah Boy.
Ster is the only person to make Jerma seem like the normal one in the room.
Common Ster Ws all throughout the video, especially when the universe itself bent to his will and played the gigachad song
"Do you just NOT interact with your fans?"
".......... No."
*gigachad theme plays*
37:14 Jerma being a gigachad and cheering for Ster
i was so happy when they did the first duo stream. felt like something I had been waiting for for 10 years. now they're doing another one. I'm very content with life rn ngl
Jerma slowly warming up to the gigachad music is great
"everything should be working except none of it is" is basically how this stream starts
it hurt to hear them talk about chemistry
I kinda agree with Ster, I could see Jerma killing someone for a chicken sandwich. Not in a malicious sort of way, but more in a "oops did I just kill that guy" accidental sort of way, and it wouldn't be stampeding over the guy to get in line to get the sandwich, it'd be something really non-violent, like Jerma was leaving the drive thru and the guy comes out the one door that for some reason McDonlads has right by the drive thru and he doesn't run him over, but instead jumps back, drops his sandwich, but Jerma accidentally runs over it a little, but the guy is super desparate to try this chicken sandwich, so he eats it anyways, and ends up dying from whatever ends up on the sandwich many many hours later, so it can't really be traced to Jerma, and technically isn't his fault, since the guy ate the sandwich, but he still feels a little guilty, since Jerma could've given the guy his sandwich, but he also wanted to try the chicken sandwich to see if it was better.
Ster would probably take the Goodberry spell in real life given he plays dnd and would be fine eating the same meal
His D&D parties have never known the taste of normal food. Goodberry only.
(Which is something I dislike about Goodberry; how it utterly trivializes survival portions of the game. Like if food management isn't fun to you, just handwave carrying around food. They didn't need to add ultra easy mode to the core game.)
Hell yes right on time for the daily jelq session
it's the high guy!
Gigachad Cheltie pumping out the content like a Based God
I'm so happy to see these sterma collabs again
These two are great
the way I went for a drink and did a literal spit take when ster said
“flavorless nutrient pebble”
and played the gigachad song
This has become my new favorite podcast
Observing jerma and ster be friends is incredible
Jerma ate McChickens when he was 10 and now thinks they were always amazing
37:52 The second coming of gigachad Ster
Best part of the video lmao
Jerma: "Hey man, what's your favorite food?"
Ster: "I have transcended the human form and willed myself into a being of pure energy."
I love that Ster uses a BMTH song as his gigachad drop the mic moment
I really hope this gets jerma sponsored by capn crunch and he's just dressed up in full captain cosplay and plays elden ring with the voice the entire time
Dang the Jerma/Ster Elden Ring streams just hit different. Laughing my ass off at something new every 20 seconds.
Ster and Jerma streams are the best podcasts
5:14 holy shit, cheltie. You are a _really_ good editor. I don't think I truly appreciated how good you were until this very moment and wow. Like genuinely wow. You're amazing.
Definitely cut out the moments where it was clear ster and jerma had underprepared and seamlessly too. That was a certified uh oh moment that jerma saved with the “let’s just go”. Vibes were strange watching this live especially in the first hour
Ayyy Im honestly glad he is playing it again
This psycho re-enacted a boondocks episode for a regular mcchicken.
46:25 ster watched rings of power
Why is ster so insane?
yeam fortress 2
flavorless nutrient pebbles
he is known jerma for a long time
23:49 I laughed way too hard at this part how did they not lose it when this happened
23:00 didnt level ADP, smh
Love these Elden ring multiplayer videos
I really hope sterma streams become a weekly thing It's the only thing I've enjoyed right now
I lost my fucking mind when Jerma brought up the sauce bit AGAIN
Bless you for ur hard work Cheltie
Happy to tune in for another common Ster W.
right on time for work today, based cheltie
I love these clips
Gigachad Cheltie strikes again
39:25 i relate to this so much
That pebble conversation made my head hurt
I need to lie down
cheltie the goat fr
Not Captain Krunch luring kids onto his boat with cereal. lmao
I love whenever Jerma gets into a discussion about Mcdonalds and he gets way too into defending it and treating it like it's a 5 Star establishment.
Jerma and Ster's Elden Ring Co-op videos are genuinely among the funniest shit I've ever seen from Jerma