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  • Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
  • Average Radish Enjoyer
    Editor: Jack Clishem
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    ‪@JackClishem‬
    Originally Streamed January 29th 2023
    Main Channel
    / jerma985
    Twitch Stream:
    / jerma985

КОМЕНТАРІ • 202

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 7 місяців тому +257

    "I got remembrance of Godwin"
    That doesn't even exist. Ster 100% lied so he could say his item was better.

    • @hideyourturtles
      @hideyourturtles Місяць тому +3

      He could’ve been talking about the Cursemark of Death

  • @dylanpaddock4937
    @dylanpaddock4937 Рік тому +1992

    One of the first items Jerma picked up in the randomizer run was the Sacred Relic sword, foreshadowing that he was already elden lord this whole time.

    • @cored6940
      @cored6940 Рік тому +151

      Holy shit dude jerma picked you, let me know what prize you get

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ Рік тому +103

      ​@@cored6940 he encased him inside a premium grotto beasts card

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 Рік тому +37

      @@cored6940 he gave him a yoinky sploinky job

    • @Stak0
      @Stak0 Рік тому +10

      @@frostyelwood9898 cursed

    • @spoonkitchenware
      @spoonkitchenware Рік тому +21

      @@cored6940 He's going to win a trip to the mince meat factory

  • @solidskrump
    @solidskrump Рік тому +716

    1:19
    Jerma: I had diarrhea this morning.
    Ster: * does his best diarrhea impression *

  • @LordCantalo
    @LordCantalo Рік тому +300

    The fact the mimic was the final bos was perfect, and the fact that it mimicked the other player client-side was even better. So damn poetic.

    • @codeine69
      @codeine69 Рік тому +18

      just like how marika and radagon are the same being

    • @redbuck1385
      @redbuck1385 Рік тому +5

      A Way Out

  • @Drake_997
    @Drake_997 Рік тому +549

    I’m a big fan of the random void created at 21:58 - 22:01 after Jerma does a double middle finger.

  • @Hoodied
    @Hoodied Рік тому +208

    I MISSED IT WHEN HE PUT THE FOOD IN HIS MOUTH, I THOUGHT HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO REPLICATE A PERFECT RADDISH CRUNCHING SOUND PURELY WITH HIS OWN VOICE

    • @PretzelSage
      @PretzelSage Рік тому +27

      There's another stream where he mimics opening a can and makes a perfect pop and hiss noise

  • @likezoinksscoob103
    @likezoinksscoob103 Рік тому +174

    it never feels like they’re talking to each other, it’s like i’m missing another persons dialogue in the convo

  • @nathannovak4827
    @nathannovak4827 Рік тому +245

    I love laughing at the thumbnails and intro cards, I always have the best belly laughs at the stream references.

    • @SpatiumUrsus
      @SpatiumUrsus Рік тому +14

      @itz2ndJermaOh my god thank you Jerma, i love you. This means so much

    • @cactuss33ds
      @cactuss33ds Рік тому +4

      if the telegram scam works on anybody at this point I'm convinced they deserve it.

  • @danielwilliams7161
    @danielwilliams7161 Рік тому +86

    31:20
    "BARNACLES! What could be worse than the First Elden Lord?!"
    "Oh I know!... TWO First Elden Lords!"

  • @moonfire_222
    @moonfire_222 Рік тому +188

    I feel like I could listen to these two talk forever lmfao

  • @pandamonium1015
    @pandamonium1015 Рік тому +305

    Jerma stole the Legacy Streamer Award from Fortissax

  • @beneb4889
    @beneb4889 Рік тому +277

    everything from 21:57 to 22:00 is absolutely hysterical

    • @jameslagervall9227
      @jameslagervall9227 Рік тому +12

      holy shit im so high i didn't even notice that first watch wtf

    • @REALwoombath
      @REALwoombath Рік тому

      Bruh, it doesn't show for me, must be UA-cam Premium restricted. :l

    • @brunosouza3326
      @brunosouza3326 Рік тому +35

      @@REALwoombath Wait what? You dont see that GIANT RED PULSATING MESS?

    • @NamePending878
      @NamePending878 Рік тому +12

      ​@@brunosouza3326cant believe they censored the horror

  • @insanneous
    @insanneous Рік тому +210

    7:06 repeatedly over the top stabbed and slammed by THE ONLY ENEMY IN A 50M RADIUS.
    not even 4 seconds later: "who killed me???"

    • @HistoryRepeats445
      @HistoryRepeats445 Рік тому

      Did you not see the midget?

    • @greenwolf1601
      @greenwolf1601 Рік тому +8

      This is why we love him

    • @carolj7191
      @carolj7191 Рік тому +27

      literally the joke was that ster just died to the same enemy and jerma was going "huh, weird, i think i just died too? must've been a glitch or something, couldn't have been that giant lobster"

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 Рік тому +1

      a joke

  • @rohansorensen1222
    @rohansorensen1222 Рік тому +35

    “Secret ending?”
    *Walks forward and falls into oblivion

  • @beccawheeliebin
    @beccawheeliebin Рік тому +75

    *giggles and kicks my feet* babe new jerma upload!

  • @sabber3780
    @sabber3780 Рік тому +58

    27:57 this bit is so funny I almost cried laughing, seriously one of the best jokes in this whole series

  • @stonebud
    @stonebud Рік тому +46

    These two have great banter

  • @brycekrispiez714
    @brycekrispiez714 Рік тому +56

    The crunching bit was too funny but it was really scary when Jerma burped directly into the mic afterwards

  • @SilentTree12
    @SilentTree12 Рік тому +34

    when in doubt radish it out

  • @synewman7818
    @synewman7818 Рік тому +24

    I ate a rock yesterday

  • @svennevs5740
    @svennevs5740 Рік тому +18

    Oh the misery every single person is my jeremy

  • @theoldworldwarrior451
    @theoldworldwarrior451 Рік тому +56

    I met Jerma the other day, I was walking down the sidewalk in my neighborhood and he crawled out of the sewer like IT. He absolutely reeked of that sticky purple za and mumbled something about dragons. Then he skittered up a tree and ate a baby bird. At this point I was so terrified I sprinted home. 10/10 streamer.

  • @kyrothegreatest2749
    @kyrothegreatest2749 Рік тому +15

    26:54 did anybody else notice Jerma literally made him change his tune? Did Fromsoft actually program that guy to play lower when he's on low health? 😂

  • @Thyme0365
    @Thyme0365 8 місяців тому +12

    14:45 that is the ZESTY moment, dude was feeling that anime girl voice

    • @c-love6753
      @c-love6753 Місяць тому

      How did he do it? That was so good

  • @mango-uj1bq
    @mango-uj1bq Рік тому +91

    its a good thing that jerma is just a figment of our collective imaginations or else he would definitely wield a chainsaw wheel irl

  • @realhumanbeing3599
    @realhumanbeing3599 Рік тому +8

    23:12 the Cretinous Cruncher

  • @wazzburgers
    @wazzburgers Рік тому +34

    wonderful. thank you jerma i love you

  • @korvo-atanno
    @korvo-atanno Рік тому +41

    jerma i love you so much thank you for you're streams

    • @weevil5
      @weevil5 Рік тому +12

      you should spend less time watching jerma and more time in english class

    • @cyberhonk2999
      @cyberhonk2999 Рік тому +27

      why are you so cruel as to comment something mean and petty on a kind youtube comment. pointless and foolish act, i believe you can do better

    • @korvo-atanno
      @korvo-atanno Рік тому +14

      @@weevil5 sorry it's not my first language, and try to not sound so entitled i just expressed my love for my favorite streamer and you just got heated for no reason

    • @korvo-atanno
      @korvo-atanno Рік тому +8

      @@weevil5 being edgy and offend people like that is just pointless and stupid

    • @michiko_nox
      @michiko_nox Рік тому

      @@weevil5 you should visit a therapist and work on your social skills

  • @Bombzyz
    @Bombzyz Рік тому +9

    im so happy they finished this. from what it sounded it seemed like they weren’t going to.

  • @ItRhymesWith
    @ItRhymesWith Рік тому +6

    The banter in these streams was fucking unreal. Might be my favorite Sterma interaction to date (I haven't watched anything old).

  • @espurrthestupididiot2405
    @espurrthestupididiot2405 Рік тому +3

    not only does he EAT WWEEDDDD, he now SMOKES IT, HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

  • @badabingee
    @badabingee Рік тому +9

    17:15 PTSD from getting scammed on runescape once

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 Рік тому +11

    21:58 black four to five seconds

  • @exilemorin04
    @exilemorin04 Рік тому +40

    I have been waiting and scratching at my neck for more jerma content

    • @AW-1909
      @AW-1909 Рік тому +9

      Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

  • @emeraldgreenz
    @emeraldgreenz Рік тому +7

    14:42
    Between when this was live and the present, I now understand this joke 😂

  • @firefly5247
    @firefly5247 Рік тому +19

    I'd get absolutely smoked out with Rya. You know Iji brings extra weed and is cool about sharing. Millicent is straitedge but she drives.

    • @alexread6767
      @alexread6767 6 місяців тому +3

      She's excited to use her new arm to drive

  • @poorcolossus
    @poorcolossus Рік тому +9

    When in doubt, radish it out.

  • @kestrelynn
    @kestrelynn Рік тому +44

    I feel like I'm the only person who likes fighting malenia
    I think it's just because I have infinite patience with her because I know how difficult she is

    • @AnarchistGrandpa
      @AnarchistGrandpa Рік тому +16

      Seek help dude. that ain't healthy

    • @vanjazed7021
      @vanjazed7021 Рік тому +11

      Same. She is very fun once you learn to fight her.
      But the the blade dance move(don't know it's name) is broken and I don't blame anyone who hates her simply because of that bullshit.

    • @eatingshelf6135
      @eatingshelf6135 Рік тому +2

      Fighting her parry only is pretty cool

    • @the-red-thing
      @the-red-thing Рік тому +9

      I just really like redheads :)

    • @yaman9463
      @yaman9463 Рік тому +1

      Yep, I liked fighting sans once I beat him, can't say the same about undyne

  • @spimbles
    @spimbles Рік тому +4

    ive still yet to play this game, and i really want to without being spoiled on anything, so these random ass clips jerma uploads where theres absolutely no consistency or connection between each clip is genuinely so helpful lol i already love this game and still know absolutely fuck all

  • @Philiqification
    @Philiqification Рік тому +7

    Grandpa Jerma not knowing the slang meaning of "eating" or "eating good" is so on brand.

  • @CoconutMallGuy
    @CoconutMallGuy Рік тому +11

    The Return of the King (the King is Jerma in this case)

  • @Young-bx2pf
    @Young-bx2pf Рік тому +3

    The chip sound board had me dying 😂

  • @Max-tj9cu
    @Max-tj9cu Рік тому +4

    Such a good play through, I loved the eden ring videos and streams

  • @nartboglin9046
    @nartboglin9046 Рік тому +3

    I came home from my first day to a Jerma Elden Ring vid, WITH Ster. Awesome.

  • @kriss.2429
    @kriss.2429 Рік тому +6

    11:43
    Jfk from clone high

  • @ChancioGames
    @ChancioGames 6 місяців тому +1

    7:07 the man gets picked up and stabbed repeatedly by an alarmingly large lobster and proceeds to asks "who even killed me"

  • @liamgustison3520
    @liamgustison3520 Рік тому +2

    I love the soundboard moments

  • @superscatmonkey6742
    @superscatmonkey6742 6 місяців тому +1

    can't believe the final boss was still two people in one body

  • @hmm8085
    @hmm8085 Рік тому +2

    ''remembrance of godwyn'' lmao

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep Рік тому +4

    Omg it’s the sexy dragon from Shrek, I’m a huge fan

  • @FrostyFin
    @FrostyFin Рік тому +3

    Sterma of the Golden Order

  • @Destructocorps
    @Destructocorps Рік тому +1

    Gotta love the near instadeath poison

  • @williambarrett1234
    @williambarrett1234 Місяць тому

    Thats such a perfect final boss draw. Would actually be so cool if the final boss is you just fight yourself

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem Рік тому +3

    Shoutout to my wacky Seattle cab drivers

  • @jerelehtonen8473
    @jerelehtonen8473 Рік тому +6

    Why was Jerma so upset over a little bit of diarrhea? Wasn't it already established, on April 10th 2013, that he diarrheas every single morning? You'd think he'd gotten used to it by now.

  • @vjeranjanes5783
    @vjeranjanes5783 3 місяці тому

    For someone who is watching this run for the first time, it was incredibly hilarious when the video cut from Jerma's poor attempts at cheesing the game to a straight up fight with "Godskin Malenia"

  • @willgrimes9296
    @willgrimes9296 Рік тому +8

    jer,a...

  • @Lkymn
    @Lkymn Рік тому +10

    More like Fortisuxx deez nuts.

  • @TheHogfatherInvades
    @TheHogfatherInvades Рік тому +3

    The bugsnax of all time

  • @derroflmeister1624
    @derroflmeister1624 Рік тому

    Still amazed at how good the video title is

  • @johnthomas7070
    @johnthomas7070 Рік тому +1

    2:06 star making fun of when jerma did and said the exact same thing playing deep rock

  • @bug_under
    @bug_under Рік тому

    loved this stream

  • @Mike-official
    @Mike-official Рік тому

    Man this stream was awsome! Jerma is so good at elden ring! He deserves to be elden lord.

  • @lukehiatt2416
    @lukehiatt2416 Рік тому +5

    Jermas so damn nefarious

  • @qorso
    @qorso 4 місяці тому

    Jerma having actual ptsd from malenia and yelling at ster to quickly tp away validates me

  • @hevytheghost5233
    @hevytheghost5233 Рік тому

    5:49 So fitting lol

  • @Abblesauc3
    @Abblesauc3 Рік тому

    Ster had no reason to reference Inyuyasha like that

  • @jjay350
    @jjay350 Рік тому +1

    10/10 award winning game here!

  • @acordacorda
    @acordacorda 8 місяців тому

    14:45 WHAT THE HELL WAS EVEN THAT STER

  • @Jake48898
    @Jake48898 Рік тому +5

    omg I also had dhiarrea this morning

  • @thisismyname1940
    @thisismyname1940 Рік тому +1

    ITSWHOEVERTOUCHESIT

  • @vaan_
    @vaan_ Рік тому +2

    call fortissax he's crying

  • @chiryo1224
    @chiryo1224 Рік тому

    SLAYERS X : TERMINAL AFTERMATH : VENGANCE OF THE SLAYER

  • @JohnnysGoldenFiddle
    @JohnnysGoldenFiddle Рік тому +7

    More like forty sacks

  • @jalcomics
    @jalcomics Рік тому

    They patched that ledge jump a long long time ago

  • @15MinuteUpload
    @15MinuteUpload Рік тому

    When in doubt, radish it out!

  • @Flixtrix466
    @Flixtrix466 Рік тому +1

    Germ!!

  • @dascreeb5205
    @dascreeb5205 Рік тому

    Jerma the kinda guy to live in the nice part of morioh.

  • @Trygyl
    @Trygyl Рік тому

    So glad to see Jerma and Star beat Malenia after all that turmoil!

  • @JEASOUA
    @JEASOUA Рік тому +2

    another elden ring edit? nice

  • @eleavate
    @eleavate Рік тому

    Jerma comparing radishes to wazabi

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN Рік тому +9

    Hmmm, I’ve never heard of that jump. I’m a pretty extreme jump master in these games. Lots of downtime in between waiting for invasions/co-op/duels.
    I’ve pulled off some pretty crazy jumps, sometimes to troll people who invade me, and I hide in plain sight, (obviously doesn’t work in Elden Ring.
    Bet I could make that jump in under 5 minutes.

    • @Duck-de9dw
      @Duck-de9dw Рік тому +8

      The moniker of "extreme jump master" is hilariously silly, thank you.

    • @the-red-thing
      @the-red-thing Рік тому +1

      The Jumpinator.

  • @RiverRockRecords
    @RiverRockRecords Рік тому +1

    UA-cam unsubbed me from this channel. and im not happy about it.

  • @PaulusTheCart
    @PaulusTheCart Рік тому

    Very cool!

  • @J_A_P_E
    @J_A_P_E Рік тому +19

    It's weird seeing Jerma interact with other humans because I always assumed he was a deepfake

  • @oscaleusacid9427
    @oscaleusacid9427 Рік тому +1

    Has Jerma expressed his views on yogurt yet?

  • @grepg
    @grepg Рік тому +1

    OH SHIT 29:21

  • @alexmanriquez8079
    @alexmanriquez8079 Рік тому +1

    hello mr jerm

  • @jamenwhite6136
    @jamenwhite6136 Рік тому

    Ster sounds so much like altrive

  • @Digsidian
    @Digsidian Рік тому

    Oh no! OH NO!

  • @CumSmuggler
    @CumSmuggler Рік тому +17

    I love how this guy is becoming an Elden Ring streamer. Helps to satisfy his insatiable bloodlust.

  • @rat9026
    @rat9026 6 місяців тому

    30:15 me every single time i try to play smash bros ultimate (fuck that game can’t see too small too much smoke also how the flying fuck are you supposed to get back up off the edge do i suck that much or game bad?)

  • @cruros9084
    @cruros9084 Рік тому +1

    11:25

  • @meltmyeyezz
    @meltmyeyezz Місяць тому

    why were most of the bosses skipped

  • @bagelcrow
    @bagelcrow Рік тому +4

    oh boy new 2ndjerma upload! Hope theres not the same two jokes in the comment section agai-
    *oh.*

  • @jon952
    @jon952 Рік тому

    Fortissux

  • @elliottcoombes
    @elliottcoombes 2 місяці тому

    27:55

  • @felix56p
    @felix56p Рік тому

    22:10

  • @Roguchii
    @Roguchii Рік тому

    What or who the heck is "Strippin"? Genuinely asking.

  • @NovaOrionAstra
    @NovaOrionAstra Рік тому

    whats up w 21:58