"Why did the Machamp outspeed?" Choice scarf for 1.5x speed as well as sticky web for 0.67x speed for opponents. "How did fissure hit every time?" No guard ability makes all moves a guarantee hit. "Why no priority moves?" I have no idea
It's so easy to guess these are staged because no salty showdown player monologues like this, by the second message they're usually saying they hope ISIS raids ur house
@@jebusauriorets Honestly I’d rather someone tell me that I’m getting raided by ISIS then having some stupid fucking kid saying “my psychic type mewtwo beats your machamp” 🤓
I mean to be fair. I probably would do the same. I wouldn't think about priority until it's too late. And flying. I never really think about putting that on my team.
This is 100% fake, but I also farmed sweep replays myself in the past, and to get a team that you can use your strat can take up a lot of tries, sometimes more than 30 matches for a single replay
@@legobeylov7470 you cant get a legitimate no guard fissure machamp in any of the tiers that currently has an official ladder right now. Forget machamp, there is only like 3 tiers that even allows ohko moves. You can discard pure hackmons, because there is literally no reason to use a team like this (for both sides) in a format with no restrictions. Battle station singles uses lvl 50 pokemon which should appear on the screen, but more importantly machamp isnt even legal there since it isnt in gen 9 pokedex (the same reason can be applied to gen 9 ag, you cant use machamp). The only format that this battle can take place is national dex ag, and how odd, it doesnt even have an official ladder anymore (because of cheesing revival blessing with assist) and you cant play the format with random players, its only in friendly battles
@@jrbehr4643this is Showdown dude, it's there and legal (although lower tiers have an OHKO clause, this is surely Nat Dex AG which basically allows every possible pokemon ever)
@@Seth_HezekiahIt would lol the video is clearly staged and fake, makes it a lot less enjoyable knowing it’s a guy vsing himself rather than an actual angry kid
No flying/levitate, Priority moves, Sturdy/focus sash or prankster status shenanigans and setup moves Tail wind/Trick room not to mention countless other strategies to negate this such as ability swapping or ability suppressing and on and on
Machamp has an ability called No Guard. No Guard is simple: "All attacks made by the user CANNOT miss, but all attacks made by THE OPPONENT CANNOT MISS". Fissure is a 30% accuracy, ground move that says if this connects it automatically knocks the opponent out. Just make the opponent too slow and click fissure six times with No Guard.
@@robertwolfgan NP; In the older generations like gen 3, Machamp learned a move alongside called dynamic punch which had 50% accuracy but 100 damage. The catch was that IF the move landed, it confused the opponent. No Guard made it where Machamp couldn't miss, so unless the opponent was a ghost type, they were getting clocked for 100+ damage move AND confused... Giving the opponent a chance to hit themselves too.
The choice scarf and sticky web and also the fact that calyrex isn't faster then Machamp base I'm pretty sure and he didn't even complain about it out speeding zacian
It's not possible at all. Only from tm27 from gen1. And transfered mons from gen1 get their hidden ability. Sooo its impossible to have fissure and no guard at the same time.
No gaurd. And nochamp got fissure in its moveset once. In gen 1 before it had no gaurd. It would be impossible to get one with fissure now because of what you saw on screen. They know the danger
On the games, Machamp doesn't get access to both for obvious reasons and on showdown it's banned because No OHKO clause. This is under hackmons, I believe.
I thought No Guard Fissure Machamp was impossible, since it could only learn Fissure in Gen 1 and when transferred it won’t get No Guard as its ability
im not a competitive mons player by any means, but it IS funny asf seeing who's actually good at coming up with strats v.s. people who just follow some stupid OU meta
Idk about the gameplay, but I’ve watched lot of the shorts on this channel and the conversations are clearly faked. It becomes fairly obvious after a few of these shorts.
They dont, only natdex ag, which doesnt have any ladder because of the assist revival blessing strat, and pure hackmons, which gen 9 pure hackmons exists, but anyone who plays hackmons with teams like these has problems
Having powerhouses is cool and all. But as many militaries across the globe can attest, that don't mean squat if you don't know what you're doing! Now there's a difference between having a hang of things, and actually knowing what you're doing. A person can get a hang of something with actual training and practice, but someone who knows exactly what they're doing can be a formidable opponent... Just like in any engagement, our boy got slapped in the face by a bus for not knowing what he was doing...
"Why did the Machamp outspeed?"
Choice scarf for 1.5x speed as well as sticky web for 0.67x speed for opponents.
"How did fissure hit every time?"
No guard ability makes all moves a guarantee hit.
"Why no priority moves?"
I have no idea
Scarf DOESNT double your speed btw
A Pokemon with Sturdy would also.destroy that Strategy
@@what.are.you.doing.stepbro Mb, I fixed it lol
The last one it's because of the script
Thanks
When I'm in a staged video competition and my opponent is a Showdown salt youtuber
😂
It's so easy to guess these are staged because no salty showdown player monologues like this, by the second message they're usually saying they hope ISIS raids ur house
@@jebusauriorets Honestly I’d rather someone tell me that I’m getting raided by ISIS then having some stupid fucking kid saying “my psychic type mewtwo beats your machamp” 🤓
@@jebusaurioretsor quits the game lol
Frfr
NO GUARD FISSURE
+ most likely choice scarf
@@danielgarza1115sees levitate and/or flying type
@@RGCDTB Staged.
@@RGCDTB smack down
@@kahscarlet8171Can't use snack down if you're scarfed
Man I feel really bad for the alt account
No heavy boots or ground immunity. Ahh yes how realistic.
Or priority
I mean to be fair. I probably would do the same. I wouldn't think about priority until it's too late. And flying. I never really think about putting that on my team.
This is 100% fake, but I also farmed sweep replays myself in the past, and to get a team that you can use your strat can take up a lot of tries, sometimes more than 30 matches for a single replay
@@bir1si why is it fake?
@@legobeylov7470 you cant get a legitimate no guard fissure machamp in any of the tiers that currently has an official ladder right now. Forget machamp, there is only like 3 tiers that even allows ohko moves. You can discard pure hackmons, because there is literally no reason to use a team like this (for both sides) in a format with no restrictions. Battle station singles uses lvl 50 pokemon which should appear on the screen, but more importantly machamp isnt even legal there since it isnt in gen 9 pokedex (the same reason can be applied to gen 9 ag, you cant use machamp). The only format that this battle can take place is national dex ag, and how odd, it doesnt even have an official ladder anymore (because of cheesing revival blessing with assist) and you cant play the format with random players, its only in friendly battles
Brother is lying through this teeth
Illegal Pokemon. Machamp can only have its Hidden Ability with Fissure.
That's just not true lmao it's legal in gen 9
@@ELiT3GrieferMachamp isn’t in gen 9
@@ELiT3Grieferlmfao.
@@jrbehr4643this is Showdown dude, it's there and legal (although lower tiers have an OHKO clause, this is surely Nat Dex AG which basically allows every possible pokemon ever)
@@jrbehr4643Pokémon get changed in different generations gen 1 Mach amp is different than gen 9
*flying type enters the chat*
And sturdy ability
And Levitate
And Neutralizing Gas
I didn't have a darn clue how you hit all 6 Fissures. Then I read the title.
no guard abillity ensures machamp hits all attacks and can get hit by all attacks if no protection moves are used
He is paying vs himself
More like throwing himself outta the world
Possible but that wouldn't matter if he did.
@@Seth_HezekiahIt would lol the video is clearly staged and fake, makes it a lot less enjoyable knowing it’s a guy vsing himself rather than an actual angry kid
Choice Scarf No Guard Fissure Machamp gg
Ho-Oh GG.
@@Locormus2 hee hee lycanroc go brrrrrr
@@Xtreme-qk5qg Ah yes, the Lycanroc on a team consisting of Galvantula and Machamp.
@@Locormus2 you'd be surprised the wacky combinations people come up with.
@@Xtreme-qk5qg I would, but this team simply didn't have a Lycanroc to go brrr now did it?
No flying/levitate, Priority moves, Sturdy/focus sash or prankster status shenanigans and setup moves Tail wind/Trick room not to mention countless other strategies to negate this such as ability swapping or ability suppressing and on and on
pretty convenient…
All those arms just to do one move.
Dam I feel bad for them not knowing anything and chucking it up to hacks 💀
This is fake
GALVANTULA MY BOY FINALLY MADE IT TO ONE OF THESE VIDEOS.
Not them calling ShinyXK no skill while using a full team of legendaries
bro started using ilegal movesets 😭😭😭 in 3 weeks we will see him using geomancy fluttermane
Fr though how did fissure not miss? I’m stumped
No gaurs makes all moves hit
and all moves will never miss on the user as well
Machamps ability No guard makes moves bypass accuracy checks (makes every move 100% accurate no matter what)
@@duskinater no guard got removed from machamp in gen 2 and above
gen 2 doesn't have abilities...? @@makeshiftfoo1590
Little kid only user legendaries: "U have no skill"
Flying types : you dare underestamate my power?
Ignore the fact that the only format this is possible in is exclusively friendly battles
I don't understand what's going on as I just played until Emerald version choosing Pokémon on which one was cute or looked badass...
Machamp has an ability called No Guard.
No Guard is simple: "All attacks made by the user CANNOT miss, but all attacks made by THE OPPONENT CANNOT MISS".
Fissure is a 30% accuracy, ground move that says if this connects it automatically knocks the opponent out.
Just make the opponent too slow and click fissure six times with No Guard.
@@darrellwillis4871 okay WOW 😳 also thank you so much for answering this, you're an angel
@@robertwolfgan NP; In the older generations like gen 3, Machamp learned a move alongside called dynamic punch which had 50% accuracy but 100 damage. The catch was that IF the move landed, it confused the opponent.
No Guard made it where Machamp couldn't miss, so unless the opponent was a ghost type, they were getting clocked for 100+ damage move AND confused... Giving the opponent a chance to hit themselves too.
that’s actually a crazy strat
joined: Nov 2023 exactly around when the video dropped it seems
The choice scarf and sticky web and also the fact that calyrex isn't faster then Machamp base I'm pretty sure and he didn't even complain about it out speeding zacian
One flying pokemon all its needed
One flying type in the back says no😂😂😂
Didn't Nintendo fix this because Champ had the dream ability No Guard and could use fissure...
For some reason the opponents use the words mons too often wink wink
I haven't heard this music in years.
I miss speedged
Ah, No guard fissure. A play not often seen these days, so it is unexpected.
Damn you sure showed your alt!
Man r.i.p for that alt
"players with no skill" coming from an absolute legendary abuser
Not the join Avenue music 😭
“You’re cheating” well, I mean, Anything Goes?
It's funny how machamp gets an OHKO move while having no guard as an ability, not broken, but funny for sure
It's not possible at all. Only from tm27 from gen1. And transfered mons from gen1 get their hidden ability. Sooo its impossible to have fissure and no guard at the same time.
@@NightLifeXcant you then change It with the ability patch?
No gaurd. And nochamp got fissure in its moveset once. In gen 1 before it had no gaurd. It would be impossible to get one with fissure now because of what you saw on screen. They know the danger
Me when no guard exists.
Such a stupid ability when OHKO moves exist lmao
On the games, Machamp doesn't get access to both for obvious reasons and on showdown it's banned because No OHKO clause.
This is under hackmons, I believe.
Nice win against your alt!
I thought No Guard Fissure Machamp was impossible, since it could only learn Fissure in Gen 1 and when transferred it won’t get No Guard as its ability
Fissure is too powerful 😂
I don’t think bro can read lol
I was on his side til someone mentions choice scarf.
Fissure is a move with 30 per cent accuracy i so is it chance to get it all hit on the 6 or you have an item to boost your accuracy ?
*Insert flying type here*
Reading is lava I guess
What in the hell are these voices lmao
how lucky they dont have a flying type!
2 words, STICKY WEB
O don’t even play this game nor’ understand it, but this is funny asf
It’s not a hacker, it’s skill. Charizardzzz has a skill issue
Machamp can't have fissure
This is why you take something with sturdy, to kick the shit out of sweeper pokemon. People never learn
Nah, Just be flying-type. Can't be fissured if I'm not on the ground.
im not a competitive mons player by any means, but it IS funny asf seeing who's actually good at coming up with strats v.s. people who just follow some stupid OU meta
This is the same strat that i use
sticky web, no guard and fissure yikes!
Where is this OST used in the video from? My guess is Pokemon Platinum but really would appreciate your answer!
Join Avenue Black and white 2
Is this temp6t’s alt channel?
Opponent got no scarf no ground immune and no priority rofl
Sturdy ability: 💀
its always all legendary users too
*reloads gun* time to go after another toxic
I thought no guard/fissure was banned on all platforms…
What mode is No Guard machamp legal in
It’s called flying type
Imagine if people learned to read
yo use groudon with the move fissure and make him have 4x speed
“It’s all I need” Most badass line ever
The channel is faked. I’m sorry,10 year old, I just think you need to know… 😂
@Ewokpenguin just let them have this lol 😅
*Wisely uses game mechanics*
ZomG!!! HAx!!!! 😯
Bro fissure machamp can 1 shot Arceus himself
No flying types 😫
Where are they playing this
Which format is this
Fissure olny had 5 PP tho
Idk about the gameplay, but I’ve watched lot of the shorts on this channel and the conversations are clearly faked. It becomes fairly obvious after a few of these shorts.
Says have no skill but uses all legendaries only to die to a single mon 😂 speedy bulky Boi
Levitate or Flying type. RIP
Isn’t fissure 30% chance of hitting and you hit it every single time
Sticky web and fissura = hack???
No gaurd is a thing 😂
Oh no otra vez no....
What format allows OHKO? I'm legit asking, the ones I've played don't allow them
They dont, only natdex ag, which doesnt have any ladder because of the assist revival blessing strat, and pure hackmons, which gen 9 pure hackmons exists, but anyone who plays hackmons with teams like these has problems
You can play this in pure hackmons
OHKO is banned in smogon
Someone using primarily Lego's calling hacks instead of knowing the game, ye sounds about right. lol
Fissure okay little lucky
Wait fissure have 5 pp not 6 😅
Hacker? No bro. This is FULL SKILL
Here's a little lesson in pokemon😊
How can I play
Good job sweeping your alt acc 🧍🏾♂️
Machamp can learn fissure ?
Lol no gurd machamp scary
Which game is this
Having powerhouses is cool and all. But as many militaries across the globe can attest, that don't mean squat if you don't know what you're doing!
Now there's a difference between having a hang of things, and actually knowing what you're doing.
A person can get a hang of something with actual training and practice, but someone who knows exactly what they're doing can be a formidable opponent...
Just like in any engagement, our boy got slapped in the face by a bus for not knowing what he was doing...
How do you that!!!
I wish Joltik could web
Morality for bad losers : Get gud.
Yeah you're probably a hacker