This is a great way to show that there is a difference between a Racist joke and a joke about Races. We need to laugh at ourselves from time to time its good for the soul and humility is needed.
Exactly! Racist is as improperly used as woke is. Nothing that people refer to as racist is about one person thinking they're superior to another. Bring the word prejudice back, that makes more sense. Anywho race stuff is funny.
I’m Italian... “Meatballs, spaghetti, handgun, fahgetabout it!!” 😆 The Russian backpack surprise had me laughing so hard! Well done! Anyone can curse; clean comedy takes talent!
I won't disagree as its hard to find clean comics that are good and i can appreciate that. However most of the comedic world simply just doesn't care honestly. We just enjoy the humor and the stories. Comedy is about saying it like it is in a place where people can just let go of some worldly stress with a great laugh.
I love it! Not every joke about ethnicity or culture has to be labelled "racist." 👍🏼 my whole fam is a beautiful melting pot, mexican, spanish, german, indian, etc. We love us and we make fun of our own stereotypes all the time.
I personally think that anyone can dunk on any race as long as they’re being respectful lol. People just need to make the effort to educate themselves about who they’re talking about before they say anything
People need to be able to talk about another race and accept that it’s not racist. People need to be able to talk about homosexuality and not be called “Homophobic” - I am not “scared of” people who are homosexual if I talk about them. People need to get over the worry of offending somebody who is different, just by mentioning their type. Just GTFO it, this was fuckn hilarious and I love the fact that he can do it without swearing.
It is because many don’t understand what the word racism actually means, so they use it every time someone says something sarcastic... You are only racist if you think your own race is superior to another race or ethnicity. Or if you wish to harm them just because they are different... Even in politics people will throw the race card. Personally I’m no big fan of Islam. Many people will call me a racist. But that is stupid. Cause Islam is not a race, but a religion/ideology. White people can be Muslims too. Christians also have black people, Arabs, Asians etc etc. yet when people question Christianity then no one throws the race card... Making fun of someone’s accent is not racist.
Admittedly I lost it at the Russian doll ending. I have to check out the full special. I super appreciate Dry Bar introducing me to new clean comedians to enjoy!
I very very rarely even smile a tiny bit at comedians, but this had me LITERALLY laughing out. The world truly needs to lighten up and stop pushing reasons to be negative. Light hearted fun never hurt no one
It's definitely also especially the Canadians, ask the Native people in Canada. Canadians don't market themselves like that, though, but then, Germans don't market themselves as Nazis either, do they?
Back in the day, I wish I could return, when jokes like this were funny, and no one fixated on divisiveness, prejudices and racism. We were all taught to ignore stipid people, don't give them power, and we learned to laugh at ourselves. Lighten up, because there are so many other things to worry about in life.
It’s not that now we’re ‘fixated’ on prejudice and racism, it’s about after so many years of not having proper discussions about people’s experience of racism and prejudice that finally there are more conversations about it because it’s still a real issue that people have to face every day. These issues don’t just go away by simply sweeping these issues under the rug.
@@foureyeswonder trust me. it's been talked and talked about for 60 years. the fact that it's gone away is putting a lot of the hustlers out of work. (so they need to keep it alive and well.)
I'm Asian, calculators are forbidden in our house 😂 my back pack would have Nothing but the spoon my mom would use to beat us into next week's math test 👏👏👏👏👏
@@kvoncomedy Thank you for replying to me, you didn't have too but it's awesome that you acknowledge your fans. I've been a big fan of yours since early 2018 when I discovered you, your a highly underated comedian. I even watched your movie and saw your ted talk, it's an amazing concept of sharing cultural heritage. I hope you continue to do amazing things and as a fan I am so proud of the work you do man. You always have my support k-von. 😁
Upon reading the title, my immediate thought was "Something tells me this is about to be very racist and not funny at all." I'm glad he proved me wrong. This was hilarious 😂
Seriously funny! I laughed out loud it was so funny! A must see for laughs! It's refreshing to know that there are those in the comedy world that haven't given in to the pressure!
@@kvoncomedy Why thank you, sir. 🙏😊 I must say tho-- I still wasn't expecting the joke to be "a smaller Russian guy with smaller backpack." So good! 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣... after 40 yrs living in Uk... my acccent is aaaabsolutely strong ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So familiar listening to K 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying ! Dying of laughter ... with my daughters, 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love the comedy, and even more so, the comments in the comment section. I wish we could all just be, and have some good laughs at ourselves. Keep up the good work; it's needed more than ever now.
Im Mexican...both my parents speak Ingliiiitttch..not English 😅....the other day my mom was telling me how her co-worker left to move out of state..when I asked her where she told me New Hamster 🐹...instead of New Hampshire.... I started cracking up sooo hard
This is a great way to show that there is a difference between a Racist joke and a joke about Races. We need to laugh at ourselves from time to time its good for the soul and humility is needed.
Exactly! Racist is as improperly used as woke is. Nothing that people refer to as racist is about one person thinking they're superior to another. Bring the word prejudice back, that makes more sense. Anywho race stuff is funny.
It's only funny when it's even. First he jokes about himself then everyone else.
Im gonna be a smarta*s. It's not a race but a nationality. Mexico, Ireland, Russia are countries. ;)
Benjamin P. That doesn’t matter. Everything is racist!
@@ronjohnson8119 in todays day and age, yes.
I¨m Russian... thank you for reminding me to feed my backpack dudes!
They must be starving by now.
😂
I'm not gonna lie, thats really cute
rofl
Man where can i get some backpack dudes?
I’m Italian... “Meatballs, spaghetti, handgun, fahgetabout it!!” 😆 The Russian backpack surprise had me laughing so hard! Well done! Anyone can curse; clean comedy takes talent!
thank you! that's what i've been telling people
I won't disagree as its hard to find clean comics that are good and i can appreciate that. However most of the comedic world simply just doesn't care honestly. We just enjoy the humor and the stories. Comedy is about saying it like it is in a place where people can just let go of some worldly stress with a great laugh.
@@kvoncomedy What would the Arab have in his backpack?
@@rfe8nn2 Definitely mind blowing stuffs.
@@mr.dynamite2924 HaHa!!! I guess you will find that in their backpack.
My husband is Middle Eastern and I love it when my father in law asks for a "bepsi"!
You mean beebsee
@@TheSeanjohn2012 - I didn't know how to spell it - thank you 😛
Bepis
@@4themotherload you're welcome
Lol we’re Canadian and my 2 year old niece says bepsi instead of Pepsi
I love it! Not every joke about ethnicity or culture has to be labelled "racist." 👍🏼 my whole fam is a beautiful melting pot, mexican, spanish, german, indian, etc. We love us and we make fun of our own stereotypes all the time.
@Carlo Cocciolo that's BS
@Carlo Cocciolo just BS, from a non american this time!
I personally think that anyone can dunk on any race as long as they’re being respectful lol. People just need to make the effort to educate themselves about who they’re talking about before they say anything
People need to be able to talk about another race and accept that it’s not racist.
People need to be able to talk about homosexuality and not be called “Homophobic” - I am not “scared of” people who are homosexual if I talk about them.
People need to get over the worry of offending somebody who is different, just by mentioning their type.
Just GTFO it, this was fuckn hilarious and I love the fact that he can do it without swearing.
It is because many don’t understand what the word racism actually means, so they use it every time someone says something sarcastic... You are only racist if you think your own race is superior to another race or ethnicity. Or if you wish to harm them just because they are different... Even in politics people will throw the race card. Personally I’m no big fan of Islam. Many people will call me a racist. But that is stupid. Cause Islam is not a race, but a religion/ideology. White people can be Muslims too. Christians also have black people, Arabs, Asians etc etc. yet when people question Christianity then no one throws the race card... Making fun of someone’s accent is not racist.
Please the full thing on here, this dude is hilarious
download the drybar app. it's free. the full show is there for free.
Admittedly I lost it at the Russian doll ending. I have to check out the full special. I super appreciate Dry Bar introducing me to new clean comedians to enjoy!
He’s pretty good at those accents too!! Accents aren’t easy!
I know right!!! I think, no i know it takes way more intellect to think up funny stuff that's not dirty. Dirty is easy, anyone can do that!
His parents are the only one who admit that they graduated as turd and not first 🤣🤣🤣
Also admitted taking road for school and not crossing river or bermuda triangle 😂🙏
My mom graduated second and pretends she barely graduated.
@@kiranNiks omigod yaas
Okay, this guy is hilarious. Dry Bar lately has been very dry when it comes to truly funny comedians. But this guy has it.
Agreed
It feels effortless the way he delivers his routine. Very easy to watch and even easier to laugh and enjoy.
He is good
@@london_james tank you james! what town are you in. I will try to come after corona
@Aniquin
That's unfortunate to hear.
I very very rarely even smile a tiny bit at comedians, but this had me LITERALLY laughing out. The world truly needs to lighten up and stop pushing reasons to be negative.
Light hearted fun never hurt no one
So glad Kvon is finally getting the recognition he deserves!👏
Bautiful. As Russian backpack owner I approve. Much funnier than vodka. Good show.
Wait, is the backpack Russian or are you Russian? Lol
That One yes
In Russia, backpack wears you.
This guy is an absolute gem 💎
I'm Russian. I can confirm there is another Russian in every one of my backpacks.
On the Asian backpack joke, I immediately thought of homework lol 😂
Chopsticks!!!!
I honestly thought a dead body was falling out of the Russian guy's backpack.....I need to reevaluate myself.
No you don't: that was funny.
Lol me too. Took me a while to understand 🤦♀️
I was thinking AK
I thought he was gonna day the Mexican guys head.
So did I unfortunately
Canadian backpack. Maple syrup, poutine, hockey stick (don't question how we fit a hockey stick inside).
How do you fit a hockey stick inside the backpack?
Or maybe stolen Native land?
@@Analysis_Paralysis No that's the Brits
It's definitely also especially the Canadians, ask the Native people in Canada. Canadians don't market themselves like that, though, but then, Germans don't market themselves as Nazis either, do they?
@@Analysis_Paralysis Well, the Native people in Canada need to learn it was the Brits. Also the French.
That’s the hardest I’ve laughed at stand up in a long time, props to this guy
Me: "laughs at Asian joke as an Asian"
Mom: "what is a calculator?"
lol HI MOM
🤣😂
hes not wrong, aint no self respecting rusian gonna lose a bottle of vodka :)
Reel man ven foll doun nuo spill vodka. Iz rool.
lol. that is buckled in!
@Vash Matrix haha. vater break....
@Vash Matrix beer is also considered a soft drink in Russia
Yes, especially because if the bottle fell and broke and the guy started laughing the russian dude probably wouldn't be very happy.
I'm so glad K-von got a special on dry bar! I've missed his comedy!!!
I'm Russian myself, and would like to approve that, THAT WASENT RECIST!!, but rather funny.
tank you!!!
Listening to this guy is such a relief.. one 'not offended' human finally.. ♡♡♡
This dude made a race joke gig wholesome in the end, thats true skill right there i love this.
Back in the day, I wish I could return, when jokes like this were funny, and no one fixated on divisiveness, prejudices and racism. We were all taught to ignore stipid people, don't give them power, and we learned to laugh at ourselves. Lighten up, because there are so many other things to worry about in life.
tanx for supporting the few comedians trying to keep the torch alive! I can name them on one hand
It’s not that now we’re ‘fixated’ on prejudice and racism, it’s about after so many years of not having proper discussions about people’s experience of racism and prejudice that finally there are more conversations about it because it’s still a real issue that people have to face every day. These issues don’t just go away by simply sweeping these issues under the rug.
@@foureyeswonder trust me. it's been talked and talked about for 60 years. the fact that it's gone away is putting a lot of the hustlers out of work. (so they need to keep it alive and well.)
@@foureyeswonder nah you're fixed on it. Mind your own beeswax. I mean your cornrows.
Oh goodness! I laughed so much! I could listen all night.
K-Von is one of my top five favourite comedians 🤣🤣 he's so funny
I'm working year round to be top 3!!!!
He is so clever and sharp witted. Nails it all along. Great set. Loved it.
Wonderful.
So glad you got this guy. He is funny. You don't need to cuss bro.
I'm Asian, calculators are forbidden in our house 😂 my back pack would have Nothing but the spoon my mom would use to beat us into next week's math test 👏👏👏👏👏
HAHA. YESS
@@kvoncomedy Thank you for replying to me, you didn't have too but it's awesome that you acknowledge your fans. I've been a big fan of yours since early 2018 when I discovered you, your a highly underated comedian. I even watched your movie and saw your ted talk, it's an amazing concept of sharing cultural heritage. I hope you continue to do amazing things and as a fan I am so proud of the work you do man. You always have my support k-von. 😁
Upon reading the title, my immediate thought was "Something tells me this is about to be very racist and not funny at all." I'm glad he proved me wrong. This was hilarious 😂
never judge a hilarious book by its cover???
I can't be racist..my shadow is black!😂
My mom is italian and my dad is Irish - Balls of yarn and knitting needles would fall out of her backpack, and beer would fall out of my dads. lol
Seriously funny! I laughed out loud it was so funny! A must see for laughs! It's refreshing to know that there are those in the comedy world that haven't given in to the pressure!
Funny AND gorgeous.
tank you!!!!
Definitely one of my more favorite comedians on DBC!
WOO HOO!!! tank youuuu
the last guy was the best he had to do the voices it was so necessary lmfao
This could the best 4 mins of comedy of the 21st century.
It takes a very bright comedian to be this funny and keep it clean too!!
I’m Asian and I thought that rice would come out Of our backpacks 🎒 🤣🤣🤣
LoL... if so I will eat that too
I thought a violin. I watch too much TwoSet violin.
You are now my most favorite comedian. Hysterical
I just love you. I love your sense of humor. And of life. Muahhhh
YESSSSS!
Coming from Italian decent, I totally laughed on this! Great laughing at yourself!
yessss... I love that! and Viva Italia!
Great delivery.... that's half the battle in comedy.... brilliant.... thanks again isolation England
I kid you not-- my brain went straight to nesting dolls. 😂😂😂
you are one in a million
@@kvoncomedy Why thank you, sir. 🙏😊
I must say tho-- I still wasn't expecting the joke to be "a smaller Russian guy with smaller backpack." So good! 😂😂😂
Last one was superb
You had me almost puking of laughter several times.
I'm from the country. Duct tape and baling twine would come out of my backpack.😂
What country are you from, Afghanistan? I'm guessing duct tape for infidel hostages and baling twine for opium poppies.
@@rapucha6295 THE country. In the Midwest.
haha. I need to do some research on that one...?! poland?
@@tornadogirl9099 ohhh LOL
OKLAHOMA
@@rapucha6295 turns out KANSAS or something LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣... after 40 yrs living in Uk... my acccent is aaaabsolutely strong ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So familiar listening to K 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying ! Dying of laughter ... with my daughters, 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:40 Ngl, as an asian i expected racist people to say "cats and dogs" but he said calculators and I was like: "i approve of this guy"
I remember when you did the oranges and russian jokes at my party. My whole group loved your comedy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Poop jokes never fail. Best poop joke ever, second only to the bear and rabbit poop joke.
💩💩💩😂😂😂
LoL. of course. stick to what you know
Really funny! Loved the Russian backpack bit. 😅
Sad times when you have to constantly remind others it's OK to be normal... K Von love you man.....
Tank yu vawy mush (I’m Danish and I speak with an accent too) 😁
thank you! I was about to drive to my local grocery store but realized I got some meatballs left in my backpack!
omg. is this the return of comedy?
LoL love this so much. People need to just laugh. This set is fantastic. 🥰🤣🤣🤣
I just simply love him 💘💘💘
Totally not racist😀 you are too cute (and funny) K-Van!
tank you AANNAAHHHHH!
refreshing comedy about all of us. every single one of us. cool. keep it coming! K-von!
Omg I think all children of immigrants can relate to this lol
Super funny! Especially the Russian nesting doll joke but I'm pretty sure I've heard the "turd" joke before by a different comedian.
It was probably Kvon
He is so funny! I love him!
hiiiii
@@kvoncomedy I love your comedy, Kvon!
This guy is funny as hell.😆😆
I've been watching your videos for a couple of days but this video with the Russian joke. I'm subscribing lol
Love to the title!! Lol So funny and so true. 😂😂
"We're not racist, we're laughing, we're having fun". Thankfully there are still places where we can do that.
Love the comedy, and even more so, the comments in the comment section. I wish we could all just be, and have some good laughs at ourselves. Keep up the good work; it's needed more than ever now.
The Russian backpack was hilarious. Well done!
Im Mexican...both my parents speak Ingliiiitttch..not English 😅....the other day my mom was telling me how her co-worker left to move out of state..when I asked her where she told me New Hamster 🐹...instead of New Hampshire.... I started cracking up sooo hard
Haha we need more of this especially now. We need to stop taking ourselves so seriously.
This guy is hilarious!! I can't find any full episode of him.
I’m glad I can come for a laugh and cheer me up this guy is funny 😄 I
The russian doll joke hahaha
lol!
OMG you are amazing 🤩. I laughed so hard. Good show man
love this guy
Omg yay I used to watch him all the time
Turd and fart?! Haha! I laughed so hard.
That Sir, was awesome 👏🏼 😎
He kind of looks like Ned from the Try Guys
CALL ME TED
@@kvoncomedy *NED*
@@vaidehimohan9400 Hiiiiiii
Finally!! 😂😂 Next step, Netflix special?
The Russian joke killed! I said vodka, but Kvon's answer was Gold
As an Irish person, I am deeply offended. Potatoes!!!
You never mentioned Guinness, Whiskey or Leprechauns, how dare you.
2:17 *Potatoes are originally from Peru in South America! The Spaniards were the first to introduce the potato into Europe.* 🥔
This guy is true comedian !
Caribbean’s are the masters of leaving the H out of words 😂
Or unnecessary H's in the words
Tis true👌🏾😂😂
Omg as a Russian I approve of the Russian nesting doll joke
haha. YES!
Lol. So hilarious, had to watch it twice
Nicely done K-von !
So important to remember that in such weird times
No pc crap.
Love it
Call it the way it is
I like this guy.
I am old enough to say it.
Don't care.
Many others my age would say "ok Boomer" but they just don't know comedy or the fact that you grew up in a different time.
10/4, Dinosaur.
I love it. Great content!
Very clever and funny!!!!
That was really smart and funny,.... Salute to Kvon
you rock! tank you
@@kvoncomedy 😂💔
Dude you are the best
2:56 I was thinking of books too 🤣😅 since that's what I keep in my bag and I am an Asian
legit hilarious!!
TANK YOU D
Vodka!!! wait....I'm wrong! LOL
LOL! tanx for playing along
This dude got some knowledge 🤣✨