【Broadway Roxy】Rufio, Don't Call The Cops - Lyrics
Вставка
- Опубліковано 15 лют 2013
- • Requested •
Like, favourite, subscribe for more + comment! :) It helps!
I take requests for lyric videos. C:
Download link: tindeck.com/listen/jbcx
Artist: Inkys
Artist's tumblr: inkys.tumblr.com
-----------------------
"FAIR USE" DISCLAIMER NOTICE: I DO NOT OWN ANY CONTENT I USE IN MY VIDEO(S) WHATSOEVER UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED, AND ALL CONTENT IS USED MERELY FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT AND/OR EDUCATION OF VIEWERS.
"Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use."
![want y0u g0ne [Homestuck parody]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/I6sT9b5u3JU/mqdefault.jpg)
"and he was like gurl im going to sue you"
"which provides the inpserastion for this song"
'Is it bad that I thought Taylor Swift wrote this?'
-My little sister
2k15
Dawn Jarrett
IS IT BAD I ACTUALLY GET IT HAHAHAHHAHA HOLY SHIT
Is it bad that I keep imagining John playing the piano for this and just randomly stopping to give roxy The Look?
not at all, this could be a Kareoke night thing and when she started to sing to this everyone doesn't know what to think.
Person that might be a human. Smart
Well, she wasen't singing this while it happeed, seen as she said "and that provided inspiration for this song" but... maybe a little...
X'D LMAO
LMAO
"And I was liiiiike, yeah dude you're fxcked. Cha chiinnngggg! Score one for Roxy Lalonde!" I died literally XD
imagine Hussie
"VVRRRRIISSKKKAAAA DONT CALL THE COPS"
Haha
So true.
Just A Potato Vriska: (calls ghost army) They're not the police.
I can make the lyrics for that lel
Auto-carrot? Do it
you could say they're...
CoffeeStuck
NatCat14 N O
NatCat14 Y E S
Eridan Ampora Y E S
PageofDaggers TM N O O O O O O
YES
Rufio was roofied. The pun
I've been spending the past two hours feeling increasingly frustrated by an essay going nowhere- and somehow, this just fixed everything. Roxy is the answer to all my problems.
Roxy is the answer to everyone's problems.
sparkzlight13 Clearly.
Aside from Rufioh's, it seems.
Danny Fenton Danny/?
You're a homestuck?
sparkzlight13 No one is safe. We are everywhere.
SING IT WITH ME
RUFIO DON'T CALL THE COPS
i read this just as the song said "Rufio, don't call the cops!"
+Julia Padro (Queen Of Alternia)
Bro
Bro, same
XD
WE'RE STUCK INSIDE THIS COFFEE SHOP
12 people got killed by Roxy for trying to help Rufio escape.
Just realized something, how does he get into Trollbucks in the first place? I mean wouldn't his horns just get stuck on the outside of the door frame? And even if he went in sideways and had seen what Roxy had done, couldn't he just impale Roxy with one of his horns/knock her out to make her stop and jump through a window? Even though, it's still funny.
sadly any form of logic is not applicable to homestuck
Yeah, I know...
It's Rufio, not Rufioh. So they mean Dante Basco's characer in Hook. The Rufio that Hussie kissed in hopes to revive him. (It's just hair dye, right Rufio?)
If its Rufioh, he could just walk through the door sideways o.o
Looking past the hilarious lyrics, headcanon Roxy singing voice. Beautiful.
so true
15 people got stuck in a coffee shop with roxy and called the cops
now it's 39
55 now
83 now
Where does she keep getting more people?
98 💔💔
*LAUGHTER* THIS, THIS IS THE REASON I LOVE ROXY XD
Why do I just imagine Roxy singing this in court? It’s just... so fitting.
Edit: And then, after Roxy finished serenading Rufio, the Trollcops walked in.
Før any øf yøu whø think that they are talking abøut the Trøll, Rufiø*h*, in this søng..
They're nøt. They are talking abøut the persøn that Hussie kissed. Anyøne remember that? Yeah, Rufi*ø*.
Just a clarificatiøn.
This song gets stuck in my head so often and I'm just screaming "RUFFFFFFFFFIIIIIOOOOOO"
I saw the title and I was like "Wait... wait wait wiatwaitisiwaawtiaitwiawtiawit. I gotta listen to this." Then, after I listened to it.... "Can't. Breathe." *Laughing so hard no sound is coming out* XDDD
like a retarded seal?! me too!
Yesh. I was clapping too. xD
haha good at least I'm not the only one
Yussss. I have found my retarded seal laughing buddy. xD
hahaha i know I'm like FINALLY
We sang the original song "Taylor the Late Boy" in choir, so I screetched when I saw a Broadway Homestuck cover for it :33
"No stop put your phone away"
xD
... after this, I looked at my desktop(it's Rufioh, hes smiling in the picture it.)
Me: ... This must have been before he was locked in a coffee shop.
hahahahahahahahhahahaha that is amazing
When you accidentally start singing along in class and don't realize it until you finish and a few of the kids start clapping and the rest are just starring...
OH GOG.
KARKAT STRIDER Fourth time thats happend.
Amazing.
[X] doubt
Fae Angel Literally. Me.
Ive had this song stuck in my head for the last like 6 years. Couldn't figure out the song. Here I am, thank you for keeping them up
i always play this at 4:13 :3
its weird how i work XD
paula escobedo your icon (> =^ U ^=)> It made me too happy
"We're stuck in this coffeeshop"
More like
Coffee-ship
I'm sorry.
XD Coffee-ship XD
Dont be sorry bro, that was possible the best sin ever its a motherfucking miracle
lol
Coffeestuck.
Sabrina Guzen a freshly made latte stands in a bedroom, what will the name of this latte be
Did anyone else notice that the time was 4:13 (also known as John's birthday)?
That's the reason why it's 4:13 in the song
dude. thanks captain obvious.
I REALLY WANT TO SING A SLIGHTLY MODIFIED (MORE APPRO-PRO) VERSION OF THIS FOR THE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW
NatCat14 You Fefinitely should do that!
Uh.... This is creepy... Roxy... Let Rufio go
+Caitlyn Gallas true
KAYNAA EccentricAxewielder, don't call the cops... Rufioh's stuck inside this coffee shop, but KAYNAA EccentricAxewielder, don't call the cops.. She loves him, she loves him, she loves him, OH, she loves him, sheloveshim, ssshhheee loooooooooves hiiiiiimmm!!!
n o
Sorry Roxy, Hussie already made out with him first. He said so in an interview (octopimp like a Huss reference)
why...did i wake up thinking about this......its been five fucking years
Roxy at the end : No StOp PuT yOuR pHoNe AwAy
XD the poor other people who want coffee X3
I JUST WANTED COFFEE, MAN!!! THAT'S ALL I HAD EVER WANTED!!!
Plot twist this is a musical
The time of this video is 4:20
Roxy has steadily become my favorite human character. When she meets John I'm like "No Roxy don't fall in love with every available guy… It's a crutch like booze." I'm sure it is going to be a thing for her though. Replacing booze for boys.
Roxy: Hey se-
**SCREAMING**
Roxy: Look dude, you're hot, I've got vodka, you see what I'm getting at?
omg i love this soooooooo much "friends in low places" this is just awsome! one of ur best works and there are a lot of really good ones
Spent four minutes and 20 seconds crying because this song is so good and I thought exactly of my friend who is attracted to Rufio they are not a home stuck in any capacity they just like him
That moment when you realize.... 4:13... he cones in... at 4:13
AND I WAS LIKE, YA DUDE, YUR FUCKED.
Roxy are you on rose's laptop?
hey sol ;-;
lol the part when roxy whispers "iloveyou" i started laughing so hard X'D
Nevermind. It is more Belarus and Russia :3
holy hussie yesh!!!///
***** not to mention there are 3 fandoms included in this conversation:
Homestuck[obviously. *epic face*]
Hetalia[Eeyup.]
AND Vocaloid[thanks, Len! XD]
OtakuShoujoLexi ANNNND the drama/acting fandom! This IS from a musical.
Bailey Kleppe oh yeah~i forgot about that XD
Lol xD
I like how the video length is 4:20
Anhedonic Crimson blaze it
It irks me that people forget that Rufioh's name has an 'h' at the end. Every troll's name has 6 letters, including Rufioh, and without the 'h' it's just 5
they might be talking about Rufio from that one Peter Pan movie because he was in homestuck too
We're not talking about Rufioh Nitram m'dude 😂
Rufio? More like ROOFIE-O, AM I RIGHT????
he said "im older than your father"
and im like ''I don't even have a dad you jerk"
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................lol
I was lured in by the song title and the fact that it's Roxy. I was not disappointed.
Also, can anyone else hear Rufioh's voice in your head just like, "I'm older than your father, Doll." Maybe without the normal 'Doll' cuz that might lead her on, yeah?
I was belting this out in my room at like wage wver time it is in a fit of tone deaf singing be glad you don't live with me!
Same. and at school
What if I do live with you
͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
I wanna live INSIDE YOUR MIND! AHAHAHAAAAAAAA
I bet the other customers in Trollbucks were just like, "What are you doing? And, um, WHERE IS MY DRINK?"
my mom literally just showed me 'taylor the latte boy' so now i want a parody of the response so bad
this is beautiful
//omg and the piano makes everything even funnier
This is BY FAR your best song.
"You got hotness, I got a bottle" XDD
who knew a drunk could have such a great voice??
This was beautiful!!! ^.^
This made me happy!
I wouldn't mind getting stuck in a coffee shop with roxy XD
this is freakin Amazing XD
I love this, I love this, I love this
People keep making jokes and stuff about the lyrics, but I just want to point out how beautiful this singer is :)
This is pretty much the best thing ever.
this is the 1500000 time I've seen this and I JUST got the 4:13 joke!
'now stop trying to run away' at the end omfg XD
I've been laughing for a million years at this.
This is great
"It's only 4:30 and I don't get off till 7" DID ANYONE ELSE GET THIS
She said 4:13 not 30.
Rufio kinks: he likes blond chicks. So Roxy is perfect for him. Roxy kinks: muscular trolls with big bulges. So they are meant for eachother. Something new everyday!
This is so cute!
Gotta love this XD
"iloveyou"
XD I died at that part, I swear! Awesome! XD
i love this and roxy's voive is beatiful
I love this! :D Especially cause I love the original song :D
Oh god I love this
This is my new favorite song now XD
And this is why I love Roxy XD
oh wow the best part of this song is the voice omg it's really really good
XDD < *CANT BREATHE*
i listend 2 this 5 times in a row
Favorite song.
rufio,do call the cops, this song is stuck inside my head
i love you (×3)
I can't stop laughing. please, help.
Oh bloody hell roxy!
What a lovely voice^^
this song gets stuck in my head all the freaking time
two things. First, who would hire a constantly drunk roxy anyway? second love the lines "friends in low places right" and "ive got vodka youve got hotness. this all just quid pro quo"
Tavros' made up friend is spelled Rufioh, and the one she's talking about (his dancestor) is spelled Rufio.
It's easy to get them mixed up, because they're only one letter difference.
I can't stop singing this >X3
This is every fangirl ever tbh X'D /slapped
OH MY GOG I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!
this is hallarious
*gasp* is that..possibly..an AVPM REFERENCE?! combined with homestuck?? //you are an amazing human being and I love you for that.
My friends, I love this.
My sister refuses to stop singing this now that I've showed it to her. xD
This and Karkalicious. .3.
"I don't even have a dad you jerk" I'm crying XD
"Every night I go home and creep your Tumblr" OMG. I JUST DIED XD
THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG
please tell me it's Dante bascos rufio and not Rufioh. please for the love of God!
KRISTIN CHENNOWETH AS ROXXY *dies screamin*
+That Ozian same hair, same height, it works perfectly!
+Suzy Miller Yuppppup