Heathers: The musical - Full Soundtrack with Lyrics

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  • Опубліковано 20 бер 2017
  • I know, there are numerous amounts of errors in the lyrics of this video. I am sorry.

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  • @cjck1344
    @cjck1344 5 років тому +9586

    Shine a light: don’t kill yourself
    Shine a light reprise: actually

  • @stinkyfishy
    @stinkyfishy 4 роки тому +10337

    Veronica: **tries to flirt with JD**
    JD: my mom died
    Veronica: wha-

    • @Rivenlore99
      @Rivenlore99 4 роки тому +506

      when you know you messed up-
      I love watching in Freeze Your Brain when the actors who play JD just go "When mom was alive-" whoever plays Veronica will make a face or have some, "I just messed up" expression and its great

    • @carefreecruising9507
      @carefreecruising9507 3 роки тому +170

      *Surprised pikachu face*

    • @orangejuice5290
      @orangejuice5290 3 роки тому +140

      Nobody :
      Not a single soul:
      Not even an anime protagonist:
      Katara:

    • @seignee
      @seignee 3 роки тому +73

      @@orangejuice5290 mY mOm uSed to fiX mE A sNacK

    • @rainyrose958
      @rainyrose958 3 роки тому +18

      Bailey Law Ryan McCartan made a cover of dead mom

  • @RainyLittleMan
    @RainyLittleMan 3 роки тому +2466

    Kurt: the only person in a musical to question why people are randomly singing

    • @Anonymous-sn4hu
      @Anonymous-sn4hu 2 роки тому +468

      Well, he IS the smartest guy on the football team.

    • @tulipxoxo355
      @tulipxoxo355 2 роки тому +41

      Where does he question it? Xx

    • @RainyLittleMan
      @RainyLittleMan 2 роки тому +43

      @@tulipxoxo355 tbh idk what was going through my head when i posted this comment

    • @WicusIsntOkay
      @WicusIsntOkay 2 роки тому +30

      Lmao Our Love Is God just came on-

    • @fashionablechangeling1988
      @fashionablechangeling1988 2 роки тому +153

      @@tulipxoxo355 He's reacting to what JD is singing in Our Love is God. Ram is also seemingly aware that he's in a musical in beautiful when he hears Veronica criticise him

  • @idontexist166
    @idontexist166 3 роки тому +1497

    Plot Twist: *After this entire musical, Veronica rides a motorbike up to Seattle and proceeds to attend North Shore High*

    • @kassp7945
      @kassp7945 Рік тому +94

      WAIITTTT WHAT IF SHE MET THE PLASTICS. YKNOW FROM LIKE MEAN GIRLS.

    • @Mansihearts
      @Mansihearts Рік тому +60

      And change her name, don't forget that

    • @someonewithunpopularopinions
      @someonewithunpopularopinions Рік тому +81

      Changed her name to Janis, perhaps?

    • @nawrr7438
      @nawrr7438 Рік тому +7

      north shore is in chicago

    • @girlbear7543
      @girlbear7543 11 місяців тому +20

      Would be cool but the time line doesn't match heathers takes place in 1989 and mean girls is 2004

  • @rubes221
    @rubes221 4 роки тому +7318

    *_September 1st, 1989_*
    _Dear diary_
    _today I couldn't find my diary, so I'm writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVD'S._

    • @pathoo8963
      @pathoo8963 4 роки тому +111

      YEAH ! I HAVE THE REF ! I LOVE YOU😂😘

    • @namlag
      @namlag 4 роки тому +70

      I GET THE REFERENCE XD

    • @hx.4s1b3
      @hx.4s1b3 4 роки тому +41

      Vine reference

    • @abbi.brewer2742
      @abbi.brewer2742 4 роки тому +58

      Did we just become best friends?🤣💀

    • @im_a_dimwit5899
      @im_a_dimwit5899 4 роки тому +59

      I’ve never respected someone so much

  • @lunargalaxy__
    @lunargalaxy__ 5 років тому +15213

    Veronica's future child: "Mom, how were your highschool years?"
    Veronica: *Vietnam flashbacks*
    "Explosive."

    • @elizabethsydney5664
      @elizabethsydney5664 5 років тому +155

      Lunar Galaxy_ that’s putting it lightly 😂😂😂

    • @queenkaterose
      @queenkaterose 4 роки тому +78

      @@elizabethsydney5664 no shit XD

    • @thelemonverse5279
      @thelemonverse5279 4 роки тому +160

      The real question is who tf is the dad?

    • @queenkaterose
      @queenkaterose 4 роки тому +46

      Red The Smol Bean who knows

    • @dropme9294
      @dropme9294 4 роки тому +150

      @@thelemonverse5279 hnnnnnn Ghost of JD

  • @littlepinkvelv
    @littlepinkvelv 3 роки тому +552

    fact : "ich luge" means "i'm lying" in german. that's why in the movie, jd asked veronica if she knew how to speak german.

    • @idk-yi3ft
      @idk-yi3ft 3 роки тому +7

      @Evy_Kitti_ Chan thank you

    • @Lovekaylapls11
      @Lovekaylapls11 4 місяці тому +6

      Ohhh

    • @Dungeon_Dunce2011
      @Dungeon_Dunce2011 4 дні тому

      I can also see that as actually being hte name of tranq bullets. Like you're lying about actually being dead.

  • @scoutstrong3003
    @scoutstrong3003 3 роки тому +792

    Me: thinking Blue was going to be sadness about Heather C.
    Ram: Heyyyyyyy rrrrrrronnicaaa
    Me: What in the actual hell

    • @madilynnlaidlow865
      @madilynnlaidlow865 3 роки тому +8

      Ha ha

    • @artbycallie6816
      @artbycallie6816 2 роки тому +14

      *spicy music intensifies*

    • @komi_the_cosplayer
      @komi_the_cosplayer 3 місяці тому +4

      *Thats shine a light reprise for you!*

    • @mjserrano32
      @mjserrano32 2 місяці тому +6

      Later on in the song “you make my balls so blue” 😭😭

    • @Batzs
      @Batzs Місяць тому +1

      “They feel like mittens, they’ll purr like kittens”

  • @isabellas3353
    @isabellas3353 4 роки тому +3815

    “make this whole town disappear”
    she didn’t mean literally, JD

    • @Nightmare-Rose
      @Nightmare-Rose 4 роки тому +24

      pFF-

    • @pcong498
      @pcong498 4 роки тому +30

      JD a psychopath so he took way too far

    • @karlea580
      @karlea580 4 роки тому +45

      @@pcong498 to be fair, his life really fucked him up, like with his dad, and mom like... shit Id go fucking bat-shit too if my life was like that

    • @pcong498
      @pcong498 4 роки тому +10

      Karlea I see where you are coming from but he still a bit cra cra

    • @karlea580
      @karlea580 4 роки тому +20

      @@pcong498 ya, I'm not excusing what he did, I mean he still killed 3 people...but I think he can be forgiven, not excused, just forgiven

  • @iris_4763
    @iris_4763 4 роки тому +9160

    “College will be paradise if I am not dead by June”
    JD: “Are you challenging me?”

  • @envyxxlilli
    @envyxxlilli 3 роки тому +1213

    Say what you want, but I think the saddest part in this musical are Kurt’s last words:
    “You killed my best friend!” and “What does that mean?!”

    • @mr.blonde8984
      @mr.blonde8984 Рік тому +109

      Honestly, I think it's easily the darkest scene in the show, uncontested

    • @cielphemister7084
      @cielphemister7084 Рік тому +147

      His “stop being a dick” response to jd getting more and more deranged singing at him will never not make me laugh. I never even thought about how his last words were fear for his friend

    • @Charlotte_74
      @Charlotte_74 25 днів тому +3

      “I WAS JS KIDDING ABT THE BO DIDDLEY THING”

    • @alienorcatsim4136
      @alienorcatsim4136 16 днів тому +2

      "Stop being a jurk!"

  • @lussynerin9029
    @lussynerin9029 Рік тому +809

    00:01 Beautiful
    08:18 Candy store
    11:10 Fight for me
    13:43 Freeze your brain
    16:34 Big fun
    20:45 Dead girl walking
    24:08 The me inside of me
    29:25 Blue (the cringe one 😂😅)
    32:12 Our love is god
    37:28 My dead gay son
    41:08 Seventeen
    44:16 Shine a light
    46:46 The tiniest lifeboat
    48:24 Shine a ligth (reprise)reprise
    49:04 Kindergarten boyfriend
    52:50 Yo girl
    54:38 Meant to be yours
    58:02 Dead girl walking (reprise)
    1:00:47 I am damaged
    1:01:58 Seventeen (reprise)

    • @makalasisty8813
      @makalasisty8813 Рік тому +39

      Yes, blue is very cringe 😬

    • @idkhonestlyy
      @idkhonestlyy 11 місяців тому +34

      Lmao blues my favorite looool

    • @noturpeach
      @noturpeach 11 місяців тому +38

      @@makalasisty8813 it’s lowkey funny tho

    • @sydaneyfoxay6385
      @sydaneyfoxay6385 11 місяців тому +46

      One time I changed my moms ringtone to this song and she threw it on the floor and screamed 💀

    • @gayngelwzyt
      @gayngelwzyt 11 місяців тому +12

      @@sydaneyfoxay6385LMAO

  • @maisy1125
    @maisy1125 4 роки тому +4873

    all those riverdale fans not knowing how good these songs actually are. smh

    • @shark_waifu
      @shark_waifu 4 роки тому +380

      @@runvegan_1401 It still scares me. Their terrible harmony, their changed lyrics-
      "You just gotta prove you're not a *DOOR KNOB* anymore"
      Oh god oh frick-

    • @anahitamunagekar5423
      @anahitamunagekar5423 4 роки тому +62

      Right, my friends and I were cringing to the max

    • @creativeusername3650
      @creativeusername3650 4 роки тому +121

      My friend watches riverdale and says she liked the songs, I nearly had a heart attack

    • @creativeusername3650
      @creativeusername3650 4 роки тому +49

      Karina Snaith Hernandez
      Yeah she did

    • @effster5997
      @effster5997 4 роки тому +63

      I actually didn't know about it until Riverdale I thought their episode was good u til I watched the movie and then the musical and I was like never mind the Riverdale version is crap

  • @panda-qv5nq
    @panda-qv5nq 4 роки тому +11177

    "College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June-"
    The Coronavirus: *b e t*

  • @ghoulzrcool
    @ghoulzrcool 2 роки тому +665

    "Yo girl" is such an underrated song, I personally think it's excellent too.

  • @marshmallopanda_7113
    @marshmallopanda_7113 3 роки тому +194

    dude the fact that miss flemming was low key disappointed that veronica wasn’t dead in dead girl walking reprise because she “threw together a wonderful ceremony”-

  • @aidenisntcool3553
    @aidenisntcool3553 5 років тому +3321

    *JD* : the only place that heathers and Marthas can get along is in heaven!
    *me* : bold of you to assume Duke and Chandler are going to heaven

  • @skeleph0bia
    @skeleph0bia 4 роки тому +4526

    jd in movie: drink 1 slush
    jd in musical: shlsuh god i lovve slush gimmE thAt sluSh sluSHee god yeS sluSh-

  • @anonymouswind1
    @anonymouswind1 3 роки тому +242

    Idk what it is about Dead Girl Walking Reprise but it feels so...haunting. Like just the contrast of Veronica going to stop JD from blowing up the school while the students and faculty are so unaware of the danger they're in, not to mention the chant they're singing if foreshadowing their possible demise

    • @g4m3rpengu1n4
      @g4m3rpengu1n4 6 місяців тому +7

      IKR, I LISTEN TO IT ON REPEAT

  • @Cameranistalkingagain
    @Cameranistalkingagain 3 роки тому +185

    I know we’re all crying but......
    When Jd was about to die he kept repeating “our love is god” because he wants Veronica to say it with him

  • @htbahb
    @htbahb 4 роки тому +16542

    God I don’t remember high school musical being this dark

    • @missmarreynolds
      @missmarreynolds 4 роки тому +247

      Me neither...

    • @KittyKayleeRose
      @KittyKayleeRose 4 роки тому +290

      I do. Like in that o- wait no that was a different musical. Um well there was that one ti- nope, wrong musical. Ok, I got nothing

    • @arlann-
      @arlann- 4 роки тому +320

      Well it's confirmed. Avenue Q is the dark Sesame Street, and Heathers is the dark High School Musical. Seems accurate.

    • @xxlemonchildxx3070
      @xxlemonchildxx3070 4 роки тому +130

      Welp heathers are not just a musical It's a *Musical*

    • @sassybubbles6188
      @sassybubbles6188 4 роки тому +23

      @Kyoka ツ 👁️👄👁️

  • @scrapscribbles2475
    @scrapscribbles2475 5 років тому +6357

    In another dimension, Heathers, Be More Chill, and Dear Evan Hansen, and Mean Girls are at the same high school. Whew.

    • @jshankar2391
      @jshankar2391 4 роки тому +451

      Is Hamilton there too? Are they like the teachers?

    • @AJ-os1pq
      @AJ-os1pq 4 роки тому +704

      Jesus Christ. That’d be one hell of a cafeteria.

    • @Reggie_la
      @Reggie_la 4 роки тому +582

      deadliest high school ever

    • @lilyflower50099
      @lilyflower50099 4 роки тому +417

      And they only teach American history

    • @aaaplayz5528
      @aaaplayz5528 4 роки тому +382

      Top ten things that could kill humanity in a second

  • @captaincharlie_
    @captaincharlie_ 3 роки тому +955

    Kindergarten boyfriend: exists, has a strong meaning and is extremely important to Marthas story.
    Me: not being able to focus on anything other than wondering how TF she remembers kindergarten so well

    • @creativ-ish
      @creativ-ish 3 роки тому +12

      LMAO

    • @Bgdf007
      @Bgdf007 Рік тому +27

      I can kind of remember kindergarten well, lol. Its because it was during the years I was actually happy and naive :) But got bullied/teased everyday *still do*

    • @captaincharlie_
      @captaincharlie_ Рік тому +7

      @@Bgdf007 I'm sorry love. My recommendation might make me a bad example but if they put their hands on you, fuck em up. Bullies tend to leave someone who beats the shit out of them alone

    • @Bgdf007
      @Bgdf007 Рік тому +2

      @@captaincharlie_ I'd get in so much trouble but i'm willing to kick them higher than their shins. Still would get in a lot of trouble so I just yell at them. They still try to annoy me each day. I've gone numb from it so it doesnt bother me a lot.

    • @captaincharlie_
      @captaincharlie_ Рік тому +6

      @@Bgdf007 I wasn't bullied, but my mom was and she did exactly what I'm about to suggest. The girls at school would hit her, and my grandma told her to fight back. So the next morning, she wore a sweater to school with really big wooden buttons (length of a golf ball, thin but very wide.) on it, balled it up around her fist, and waited for the bully to almost hit her before she used that very sweater to beat her bully with. She never picked on my mom again.
      My advice?? Fight back. Yeah you might get in trouble, but if you fuck em up enough they'll leave you alone. Not too much to cause _serious_ problems but enough to "educate" them. But, you should wait until they do (or almost do) something sever enough for you to claim self defense.
      If you can't physically fight, no problem, I can't either. But what I'D do is worse. I'd pull a "Malcolm In The Middle".
      If Bullies got super close up in MY face/personal space, here's what I saw on TV (MITM) that I'd do if I ever needed to fuck someone up:
      Hit them hard (not enough to cause serious damage) with your bag. But make sure you put a brick in it before you leave the house. If you fuck them up just enough to leave you alone for good, might be worth it.
      But again, I'M A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE 🤣🤣

  • @pixelfiend7292
    @pixelfiend7292 3 роки тому +125

    I know Veronica said “college will be paradise if I’m not dead by June” ironically, but she almost didn’t make it to June

    • @BowsandAros
      @BowsandAros 8 місяців тому +6

      I actually made a like minute long song where she does die by June since JD actually does die from the shot and can’t take the bomb. It’s just a reprise of Beautiful.

  • @markharlow946
    @markharlow946 4 роки тому +4955

    Veronica when she finally marries that lawer:
    Lawer: "so any ex's we should invite to the wedding to make jealous hahah"
    Veronica: *ptsd intensifies*

    • @savannahtoman8737
      @savannahtoman8737 4 роки тому +73

      Mark Harlow lawyer*

    • @sopita2236
      @sopita2236 4 роки тому +36

      He’s dead tho

    • @beka3166
      @beka3166 4 роки тому +93

      @@sopita2236 do you know what PTSD is???

    • @skylar8277
      @skylar8277 4 роки тому +104

      I think id get more ptsd inviting him considering hes fucking dead

    • @KittyKayleeRose
      @KittyKayleeRose 4 роки тому +47

      @@projectasher1 what the actual fuck?😂

  • @matt_chris0
    @matt_chris0 4 роки тому +4665

    "Dead Girl Walking" is like "Say No to This" on crack.

    • @Rivenlore99
      @Rivenlore99 4 роки тому +235

      but they're both into it, so....

    • @nataly9139
      @nataly9139 4 роки тому +181

      Riven Lore I mean both Ham and Maria seemed pretty into it-

    • @Rivenlore99
      @Rivenlore99 4 роки тому +91

      Cyanide Well he had a wife and he was trying to tell himself not to, so I don’t really think it’s the same thing. Also they were adults and these two were high schoolers

    • @andpeg
      @andpeg 3 роки тому +146

      @@nataly9139 Maria was in it because her husband was going to kill her daughter if she didn't do it. Hamilton had a choice, she didn't.

    • @Chesh_.
      @Chesh_. 3 роки тому +21

      You are not wrong

  • @lenaanderson2337
    @lenaanderson2337 2 роки тому +337

    I have two things to say about this soundtrack:
    1: THE HARMONY BETWEEN MARTHA AND VERONICA AT THE END IS BEAUTIFUL IT GIVES ME CHILLS EVERY TIME
    and 2: Alice Lee is so friggin talented like shine a light reprise AHHH

    • @Dadoodadaydee
      @Dadoodadaydee Рік тому +1

      beautiful HEATHERS REFERENCE 🤨🤨🤨😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

    • @starmein
      @starmein 11 місяців тому +1

      111th like >:)

  • @omniarch8078
    @omniarch8078 2 роки тому +151

    My favorite part about the soundtrack even if it’s minuscule is
    Our love is god: “I’d trade my life for yours”
    I am damaged: “I’ll trade my life for yours”

  • @milkatomor4929
    @milkatomor4929 4 роки тому +2456

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE GOTH GIRL WHO SAID "HEATHER TOUCHING ME..."

    • @miamafalda1118
      @miamafalda1118 4 роки тому +277

      A whole ass mood. It's me. I'm the goth girl.

    • @shoutaaizawa3614
      @shoutaaizawa3614 4 роки тому +352

      Vampire lesbian culture.

    • @beeparadise9631
      @beeparadise9631 4 роки тому +205

      I was Heather c in a play and i laughed on stage when that happened

    • @ax3247
      @ax3247 4 роки тому +90

      That was me. I'm sorry.

    • @averynored6249
      @averynored6249 4 роки тому +82

      IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT FOR 2 YEARS

  • @adamkaltenbach7696
    @adamkaltenbach7696 5 років тому +2947

    V: does your mommy know you eat all that crap?
    JD: not anymore
    JD: when mom was alive-
    V: 😨

  • @joeyy6407
    @joeyy6407 3 роки тому +343

    Veronica: hey can you, like, stop killing our classmates?
    JD: Y'all hear something?

  • @OliviaLuvsPickles
    @OliviaLuvsPickles 3 роки тому +207

    I love that whoever played Veronica actually sounds like Winona Ryder

    • @-leahplays-5913
      @-leahplays-5913 Рік тому +30

      She looks like her too! Look up Barrett Wilbert Reed and Winona Ryder, their hair and facial features are very similar!

    • @theamatthews7043
      @theamatthews7043 Рік тому +15

      Yes, especially when in "our love is god" she calls Kurt sport

  • @anangelstavern
    @anangelstavern 5 років тому +12427

    Now hear me out, Heather's but from JDs perspective

    • @salxd5384
      @salxd5384 5 років тому +469

      yes fucking please
      :)

    • @elizabethsydney5664
      @elizabethsydney5664 5 років тому +441

      Now! Someone make this please 🙏🙏🙏

    • @melindadapotato8097
      @melindadapotato8097 4 роки тому +207

      Bubblegum Bloke please make this happen

    • @antisocialheadphoneskid4564
      @antisocialheadphoneskid4564 4 роки тому +485

      There could be a novel like Dear Evan Hansen did. In the book it showed Connor's pint of view.

    • @aster7986
      @aster7986 4 роки тому +91

      YES I NEED THIS IS MY LIFE

  • @theo-wv7lf
    @theo-wv7lf 4 роки тому +2958

    Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?
    Me: Freeze your BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN
    Therapist: No.

  • @valentinemiller8680
    @valentinemiller8680 3 роки тому +137

    Veronica: *makes a shitty attempt at flirting*
    JD: So you see, it all started when my mom died, then-

  • @judeaezra2522
    @judeaezra2522 3 роки тому +114

    Imagine heather chandler's sipping tea and watching all the drama from the afterlife.

    • @user-cn7dy7hw6h
      @user-cn7dy7hw6h 4 місяці тому +10

      And as people start dying they just appear with a comical pop sound.

    • @Alix_303
      @Alix_303 2 місяці тому +6

      late, but that's basically what happens (except it's dry cleanear instead of tea)

    • @noahrobinson8253
      @noahrobinson8253 24 дні тому

      Munching on corn nuts

  • @trash1804
    @trash1804 5 років тому +3899

    Veronica: *We don’t choose who lives or dies*
    Me: *Well... you did three times.*

    • @Madi-up3jv
      @Madi-up3jv 4 роки тому +40

      I died

    • @jorgecm8258
      @jorgecm8258 4 роки тому +203

      We don't choose who lives or dies OR tell our stories

    • @salientspoon3789
      @salientspoon3789 4 роки тому +99

      "You're problems seem like life and death" "I promise they're not!"
      Hehe.. Little does Veronica's mom know that they ARE life and death.

    • @Sunny_986
      @Sunny_986 4 роки тому +35

      @@Madi-up3jv so did the 3 ppl Veronica killed-

    • @ANT-kl7ol
      @ANT-kl7ol 4 роки тому +52

      JD chose if Chandler died in the MOVIE
      (He saw that Veronica grabbed the wrong cup)
      JD shot both Kurt and Ram
      (Veronica missed Kurt just to see how he would react)

  • @isaiah9501
    @isaiah9501 4 роки тому +6027

    So If only Veronica had a motorbike non of the horrible stuff couldve happened?

    • @abikay6126
      @abikay6126 4 роки тому +456

      Somebody should have gotten this girl a motorbike
      Edit: or not you know I'm kinda glad she didn't have a motorbike cuz the musical would be kinda boring.

    • @cindersnows
      @cindersnows 4 роки тому +102

      @@abikay6126 or JD could follow her and kill 3+ people and nearly blow up a school and then blow himself up
      i'm writing that now

    • @kokoawolf7243
      @kokoawolf7243 4 роки тому +288

      I could change my name and a ride up to Seattle. I mean I do have a motorbike, that’s an option that I like. Spend the next 30 hours getting readyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @cindersnows
      @cindersnows 4 роки тому +24

      @@kokoawolf7243 y e s

    • @Choco.Ch3rr1
      @Choco.Ch3rr1 4 роки тому +133

      @@kokoawolf7243 Speed up the ride I'm a dead girl driving!

  • @maddy7101
    @maddy7101 3 роки тому +179

    Whenever JD says "This needs to be good enough to fool the COPS," it reminds me of a kid telling his sister to write neater on the shopping list, writing legos or something. "Look, if you want those toys, this has gotta be good enough to fool mom."

  • @lilac_reed
    @lilac_reed 2 роки тому +55

    memorizing this entire musical in order to recite it this fall when I start my senior year

  • @zoeloreanne3777
    @zoeloreanne3777 5 років тому +5521

    When your bf kills three people, what do you do?
    *sInG*

    • @hannahyt8313
      @hannahyt8313 5 років тому +16

      Zoë Loreanne the caption letters spell IG 😂😂😂

    • @queenkaterose
      @queenkaterose 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂

    • @brokendreams8291
      @brokendreams8291 4 роки тому +6

      STOMACH, INSTEP, NOSE AND GROIN no I’m joking XD

    • @bertarangelfamily
      @bertarangelfamily 4 роки тому +8

      Zoë Loreanne nah watch him explode lol

    • @gabbygibson8321
      @gabbygibson8321 4 роки тому +5

      Zoë Loreanne lets be SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEEN

  • @counterfeitubiquity
    @counterfeitubiquity 5 років тому +6529

    WAIT.
    ms fleming said that it was the loveliest suicide note she ever read.
    ...how many suicide notes has she read...?

    • @hannahchatat
      @hannahchatat 5 років тому +305

      Rachelle Can Draw enough to freeze her brain

    • @tulipallium
      @tulipallium 4 роки тому +271

      wait...
      that's illegal-

    • @sollux4383
      @sollux4383 4 роки тому +260

      Wait...
      How many years has she been in tho school-?

    • @aquastartv1895
      @aquastartv1895 4 роки тому +251

      How many candy stores has she been to?

    • @polinakostikova3324
      @polinakostikova3324 4 роки тому +30

      ну,она же психолог,нет?

  • @ringmaster_clownzer
    @ringmaster_clownzer 3 роки тому +95

    when you have this musical in the background as you do homework, especially after you listened to Hamilton, you start to realize how short it is compared to it.

  • @user9780
    @user9780 Рік тому +334

    I’m sorry but can we all agree this soundtrack is addicting?

  • @caduceusdraws
    @caduceusdraws 4 роки тому +5680

    JD: "I don't learn the names, don't bother with faces"
    "youre planning your future, Veronica Sawyer"
    He actually bothered to learn her name, he already set her apart :0

    • @tulipallium
      @tulipallium 4 роки тому +102

      omg u rite

    • @cheshthegreat3323
      @cheshthegreat3323 4 роки тому +34

      The color of the comments are green...

    • @uselessalgae9381
      @uselessalgae9381 4 роки тому +95

      @Karina Snaith Hernandez and when a frightened dog is cornered it becomes dangerous

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 роки тому +83

      “Monsters are most dangerous when they’re afraid.”
      -Red Queen

    • @moonlover2224
      @moonlover2224 4 роки тому +12

      i was thinking about that 2 nights ago at 3 am

  • @bellaclarke2632
    @bellaclarke2632 6 років тому +1751

    "There's no alcohol in here, are you trying to poison me?" Tbh that's a mood

    • @liamwhite3522
      @liamwhite3522 5 років тому +30

      *looks at Heather Chandler*

    • @rayne4767
      @rayne4767 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @scoliosis_core2455
      @scoliosis_core2455 5 років тому +14

      Honestly, I think it’s foreshadowing

    • @rynahall5251
      @rynahall5251 5 років тому +1

      So, for whatever reason i scrolled down before switching tabs, and i come back to this tab, this comment is being shown RIGHT as the line is being said. I'm laughing so hard rn

    • @Coeurlarme
      @Coeurlarme 5 років тому +4

      it's pretty sad if "that's a mood" :/

  • @beenewton1326
    @beenewton1326 3 роки тому +45

    I have insomnia and can't sleep without background music, listened to this all throughout the night and slept better than I ever have.

  • @ezabellaharnold7545
    @ezabellaharnold7545 2 роки тому +124

    I will now be auditioning for EVERY PART in the musical

    • @weirdmusickid6953
      @weirdmusickid6953 2 роки тому +2

      Lol yes

    • @claragemheart581
      @claragemheart581 Рік тому

      Hey, i want to do that too XD

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom Рік тому +1

      I'm currently auditioning for Beetlejuice in a performence of the musical and thanks to my unhealthy obssession with musicals and Alex Brightman I think I got the part

    • @leonkennedyenthusiast
      @leonkennedyenthusiast Рік тому

      @@Xeorboomdid you get the part?

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom Рік тому

      @@leonkennedyenthusiast yep

  • @smilingflowers1532
    @smilingflowers1532 4 роки тому +6897

    Vernoica's Kids: Mom, I don't know whether this guy is good for me....
    Veronica: How many people has he killed?
    Kid: none...?
    Veronica: How many schools did he blow up?
    Kid: None...?
    Veronica: Does he like slushies?
    Kid: No, not really, no.
    Veronica: Oh, He should be perfect then.

    • @kendralandry11
      @kendralandry11 4 роки тому +352

      If they don't like slushies, they ain't worth it 😳

    • @UwU-nm5tq
      @UwU-nm5tq 4 роки тому +34

      Smiling Flowers Facts 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xuantran3132
      @xuantran3132 4 роки тому +20

      Smiling Flowers

    • @aubreboone2118
      @aubreboone2118 4 роки тому +149

      "mom are you ok...?"

    • @savannahtoman8737
      @savannahtoman8737 4 роки тому +26

      Honestly I would have let him blow up my school🤣🤣🤣

  • @momofthesquad8379
    @momofthesquad8379 4 роки тому +878

    STORYTIME:
    I was at target listening to the album, and Candy Store had just come on. Someone called me, so I had to pause the song. We finish talking, and I hang up. Candy Store starts again. Keep in mind it was the very beginning of the song. Before they had even begun singing. All I heard:
    *"DiCk"*

  • @jwashere3667
    @jwashere3667 3 роки тому +180

    Veronica: I believe I'm a good person
    Also Veronica: *kills a heather*

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom Рік тому +6

      well unintentionally but yeah I thought the same

    • @Chirp-chirp
      @Chirp-chirp Рік тому +2

      But it's intentional though because she, at least in the musical, didn't stop JD from pouring in the drain cleaner and she herself handed Heather the mug (speaking of, she knew it would kill Heather because that's what she tells JD)

    • @ogletreeacademy6779
      @ogletreeacademy6779 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Chirp-chirp in the movie and the musical she kisses jd and gets distracted and grabs the wrong cup, and also i in the movie jd hands heather the cup

  • @thegamingraven2184
    @thegamingraven2184 3 роки тому +90

    I decided to leave this playing in my car and I was playing it pretty loud but assumed other cars couldn’t hear me. So when the guy says “I’d like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats” part came on, the person in the car next to me looked over. Guess it was a lot louder than expected. To be fair, they had their window down but that will never get less scary

  • @cassidydumont5996
    @cassidydumont5996 4 роки тому +2674

    i guess you could say JD has an ummmmmm. explosive personality...

    • @Rivenlore99
      @Rivenlore99 4 роки тому +58

      ah....explosive indeed.

    • @HWest-lh7kf
      @HWest-lh7kf 3 роки тому +96

      Are you kidding me, he was the *bomb*

    • @lemonboi425
      @lemonboi425 3 роки тому +23

      JD is my man

    • @iamchanman4041
      @iamchanman4041 3 роки тому +28

      I didn’t understand this before, but now I do...

    • @park_005
      @park_005 3 роки тому +13

      Destructive as well

  • @celestick7548
    @celestick7548 6 років тому +1590

    Is nobody appreciating how Veronica (half-drunk) btw, climbed up to J.Ds bedroom window with literally no ladder.

    • @clefaaable103
      @clefaaable103 5 років тому +88

      As someone who lives in a home with no second floor i can say you don't need a ladder.

    • @4thmoonkda33
      @4thmoonkda33 5 років тому +127

      who need a ladder when youre secretly sPiDeR mAn

    • @vannavee597
      @vannavee597 5 років тому +20

      @@totagarboua8540 Trailer park most likely, renting.

    • @airealsmith160
      @airealsmith160 5 років тому +15

      @Naseeb Dhaliwal Shit, I never thought about that. Headcanon accepted.

    • @genaives3140
      @genaives3140 5 років тому +44

      Spider-Man, Spider-Man, can do whatever a Veronica can.

  • @animationsnake7680
    @animationsnake7680 Рік тому +299

    0:00 - Beautiful
    8:18 - Candy Store
    11:10 - Fight For Me
    13:42 - Freeze Your Brain
    16:33 - Big Fun
    20:45 - Dead Girl Walking
    24:10 - The Me Inside Of Me
    29:26 - Blue
    32:12 - Our Love Is God
    37:27 - Dead Gay Son
    41:08 - Seventeen
    44:15 - Shine A Light
    46:46 - Lifeboat
    48:24 - Shine A Light (Reprise)
    49:03 - Kindergarten Boyfriend
    52:49 - Yo Girl
    54:38 - Meant To Be Yours
    58:02 - Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)
    1:00:48 - I Am Damaged
    1:02:15 - Seventeen (Reprise)

  • @uniquelyunis2316
    @uniquelyunis2316 3 роки тому +70

    “All endings are happy endings, if you’re not happy it’s not the end”
    -My friend told me this but I forgot who said it.

  • @sillyfacecupcake8366
    @sillyfacecupcake8366 7 років тому +3718

    I just love the smell of no ads *dramatic sniffing*

  • @notsocoolio7282
    @notsocoolio7282 7 років тому +4738

    "You look like hell."
    "I just got back."
    ORIGINAL QUOTE HERE PEOPLE
    Who's seen the movie here, except for me?

    • @scytheyer
      @scytheyer 7 років тому +29

      Meee

    • @hyomihyun5539
      @hyomihyun5539 7 років тому +179

      Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw! I SAW IT TOO

    • @juliaanne2263
      @juliaanne2263 7 років тому +35

      hI HI HI I WATCHED IT FOUR TIMES AT MY GRANDMA'S

    • @xXdAyDrEaMsXx
      @xXdAyDrEaMsXx 7 років тому +35

      Imnottellingyou myname I'VE WATCHED IT A BILLION TIMES

    • @jellybean1528
      @jellybean1528 7 років тому +26

      Que sera? Que sera?
      I've watched it a lot of times

  • @_maddiezs
    @_maddiezs 2 роки тому +118

    “VERONICA open the, open the door please” dumbledore said calmly

    • @weirdmusickid6953
      @weirdmusickid6953 2 роки тому +5

      Why did I laugh so hard

    • @wondertweek132
      @wondertweek132 Рік тому +6

      I actually used that joke on my friend and she was just "Who the fck is Veronica?"

  • @Dani17-gc6up
    @Dani17-gc6up 4 місяці тому +41

    I'm puting mark stamps because I'm a good soul, so here they are:
    0:00 Beautiful (cool song, I like it~)
    8:19 Candy store (my second favorite of course)
    11:11 Fight for me
    13:44 Freeze your brain
    16:34 Big fun (the one you can put in any Bachelorette and make sense out of it
    20:47 Dead girl walking
    24:10 The me inside of me
    29:26 Blue
    32:14 Our love is God
    37:28 My dead gay son (wish my parents where like that)
    41:09 seventeen (beautiful song) (haha, get it BEAUT- ok I'll stop)
    44:17 shine a light
    46:48 lifeboat
    48:25 Shine a light (reprise) (the one where Heather Duke is a MASSIVE BI-)
    49:05 kindergarten boyfriend
    52:50 yo girl (the most underrated song honestly)
    54:38 meant to be yours (my favorite of course)
    58:03 dead girl walking (reprise) (the much more cooler version)
    1:00:47 I am damaged (BRAVOOO)
    1:02:16 seventeen (reprise) (the best final song I've ever heard)
    And that's all heathers songs, hope this helps at least someone

  • @aweirdfanperson8080
    @aweirdfanperson8080 4 роки тому +2483

    Me: take Philip Schuyler, the man is LOADED, he sells engagement rings
    me: wait-

  • @gay94162
    @gay94162 4 роки тому +4924

    Veronica when she breaks into JD's room:
    Let's bang
    JD breaking into Veronica's room:
    bang bang

  • @InsomniacA5MR
    @InsomniacA5MR 2 роки тому +327

    *List of song + What They ACTUALLY are - TW For Blue*
    0:00 - 8:17 : Beautiful / *A School Of Insecure Ppl Fanboy Over Three Populars*
    8:18 - 11:09 : Candy Store / *Be A Bitch With Me Or Fuck Off x*
    11:10 - 13:42 : Fight For Me / *OH NO HE'S HOT*
    13:43 - 16:33 Freeze Your Brain / *R E D F L A G S*
    16:34 - 20:42 : Big Fun / *Drunk College Kids Being Happy For Once*
    20:43 - 24:08 : Dead Girl Walking / *COME AND FUCK ME EMO BOY*
    24:09 - 29:24 : The Me Inside Of Me / *People Still Crushing On HC Even Tho She's Dead*
    29:25 - 32:11 : Blue / *Date R@pe but in a S O N G*
    32:12 - 37:25 : Our Love Is God / *Gatekeep Gaslight Girlboss*
    37:26 - 41:07 : My Dead Gay Son / *...kinda gay ngl*
    41:08 - 44:12 : Seventeen / *I'M GONNA CRY*
    44:17 - 46:47 : Shine A Light / *The Worlds Worst Heart-To-Heart*
    46:49 - 48:22 : Lifeboat / *Heather M's Emo Phase*
    48:24 - 49:02 : Shine A light (Reprise / *Bullying But It's Not Real (It Happens In Her Head Guys 0-0)*
    49:03 - 52:48 : Kindergarten Boyfriend / *Martha's Suicide Note (Surprise!)*
    52:50 - 54:36 : Yo Girl / *Oh Now Look Who Grew A Conscience*
    54:37 - 58:01 : Meant To Be Yours / *Emo Boy Has A Breakdown But In A Song / TikToks Fav Song*
    58:02 - 1:00:45 : Dead Girl Walking (reprised) / *Brb I Need To Kill My Emo Ex xx*
    1:00:46 - 1:02:13 : I Am Damaged / *Woah He's Kinda (Barely) Redeemed (Sort of)*
    1:02:14 - 1:04:59 : Seventeen (reprised) / *Can We Plz Not Hate Each Other For 10 MINUTES!!!*

    • @gayqueen6189
      @gayqueen6189 2 роки тому +25

      Can we please be friends😭 ur descriptions have me dyin💀

    • @InsomniacA5MR
      @InsomniacA5MR 2 роки тому +10

      @@gayqueen6189 With a name like that? Absolutely 😂

    • @Mansihearts
      @Mansihearts 2 роки тому

      Sorry I'd this sounds rude but you forgot lifeboat

    • @InsomniacA5MR
      @InsomniacA5MR 2 роки тому +2

      @@Mansihearts Ah sorry I grouped it with shine a light subconsciously, one sec

    • @InsomniacA5MR
      @InsomniacA5MR 2 роки тому

      @@Mansihearts Done!

  • @RollerCoasterFan-fq4jf
    @RollerCoasterFan-fq4jf 3 роки тому +84

    I love how for the entirety of Dead Girl Walking, JD is like “What the f is going on!? I didn’t realize that she could be this scary!” It’s hilarious😂

  • @willowambergibson4453
    @willowambergibson4453 4 роки тому +6116

    me: * thinking blue will be a sad breakup song *
    Blue: * exists *
    How very wrong I was.

    • @helenaparada8063
      @helenaparada8063 4 роки тому +100

      Willow Gibson
      I’m dead 💀😂😭

    • @willowambergibson4453
      @willowambergibson4453 4 роки тому +318

      @Macleay Cummings it's a dangerous song to get stuck in your head in public, imagine accidentally singing a line from it...

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 роки тому +29

      Willow Gibson
      // OwO \\

    • @xemma7991
      @xemma7991 4 роки тому +201

      the only line i like from it
      "HEATHER OPEN THE DOOR"
      * "OH NO OH NO OH NO" *

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 роки тому +48

      xEmma I only like the
      OH NO NO NO NO’s

  • @JUGGERNAUT5007U
    @JUGGERNAUT5007U 5 років тому +2077

    Beautiful - 0:00
    Candy Store - 8:20
    Fight for Me - 11:10
    Freeze Your Brain - 13:43
    Big Fun - 16:34
    Dead Girl Walking - 20:46
    Me Inside of Me - 24:09
    Blue - 29:26
    Our Love is God - 32:12
    My Dead Gay Son - 37:29
    Seventeen - 41:09
    Shine a Light - 44:16
    Lifeboat - 46:47
    Shine a Light (Reprise) - 48:25
    Kindergarten Boyfriend - 49:03
    Yo Girl - 52:49
    Meant to be Yours - 54:38
    Dead Girl Walking (Reprise) - 58:03
    I Am Damaged - 1:00:48
    Seventeen (Reprise) - 1:02:16

  • @kodd10
    @kodd10 3 роки тому +41

    All of Mrs. Fleming's students super depressed or suicidal.
    Mrs. Fleming - This is fine.

    • @hmac184
      @hmac184 3 роки тому +5

      lmao and she seemed disappointed when she found out veronica didnt kill herself

  • @luluismylucifer1888
    @luluismylucifer1888 3 роки тому +59

    Ms. Fleming - This is the loveliest suicide note I've ever seen!
    Me - HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW THAT KILLED THEMSELF?! WHAT KINDA OF PEOPLE ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH?!

  • @grfndn1l
    @grfndn1l 4 роки тому +5097

    Me auditioning for Titanic the Musical: "Hello, today I will be singing Lifeboat from Heathers"
    edit: damn mate why so many likes? I'm not that funny 😳

  • @auimire
    @auimire 6 років тому +3976

    Plays "Freeze Your Brain"
    "Sooooo..... What did we learn today?"
    "Don't do drugs. Do slushies."

    • @shadowswish4849
      @shadowswish4849 5 років тому +105

      That I have crippling depression and that I need a slurpie instead of cocaine?

    • @khadija-_-843
      @khadija-_-843 5 років тому +39

      Shadows Wish You are definitely fucking right

    • @saeranswife2929
      @saeranswife2929 5 років тому +15

      XD good job kids

    • @tamzin7778
      @tamzin7778 5 років тому +35

      Let’s face it, JD was probably on drugs.

    • @sylversquirrel4703
      @sylversquirrel4703 5 років тому +31

      Are we sure this is the best idea? JD seemed to kinda crack in the end there. Starting to wonder if the drugs are safer [jk jk don't do drugs kids]

  • @hell0cherry
    @hell0cherry 3 роки тому +110

    Veronica: Woah, don't you have it memorized now?
    Me: Are you challenging me?

  • @biancagacha1015
    @biancagacha1015 2 роки тому +44

    0:02 Beautiful - All except JD
    8:20 Candy Store - Heather Chandler, Heather Duke, Heather McNamara, Veronica and Martha
    11:10 Fight For Me - Veronica and Ensemble
    13:43 Freeze Your Brain - JD and Veronica
    16:34 Big Fun - Veronica, Heather Chandler, Kurt, Ram and Ensemble
    20:46 Dead Girl Walking - JD and Veronica
    24:11 The Me Inside Of Me - Veronica, Heather Chandler and Ensemble
    29:27 Blue - Veronica, Kurt, Ram, Heather McNamara and Heather Duke
    32:12 Our Love Is God - JD, Veronica, Kurt and Ram
    37:29 My Dead Gay Son - Mr. Sweeney, Mr Kelly and Ensemble
    41:09 Seventeen - JD and veronica
    44:16 Shine A Light - Ms. Fleming and Ensemble
    46:46 Lifeboat - Heather McNamara
    48:24 Shine A Light (Reprise) - Heather Duke and Ensemble
    49:03 Kindergarten Boyfriend - Martha
    52:50 Yo Girl - Heather Duke, Veronica, Ensemble
    54:39 Meant To Be Yours - JD and Ensemble
    58:03 Dead Girl Walking (Reprise) - JD, Veronica and Ensemble
    1:00:48 I Am Damaged - JD and Veronica
    1:02:16 Seventeen (Reprise) - Veronica, Martha and Ensemble
    I dunno why I did this...? I was bored and couldn't think of anything better to comment

  • @milaa350
    @milaa350 4 роки тому +2114

    Veronica: If I'm not dead by June
    *Literally everyone except her is dead by June*

  • @animeeti
    @animeeti 5 років тому +1940

    Me: clicks on this video
    My brain: Ooooh, again ? Wait, don’t you have it memorised by now ?

    • @elizabethsydney5664
      @elizabethsydney5664 5 років тому +50

      It’s the eighth time today that I’m listening to this and yeah I think it’s memorised 😂😂😂

    • @elizabethtellup967
      @elizabethtellup967 5 років тому +18

      Im so addicted to this audio

    • @gokairedwillcipher
      @gokairedwillcipher 5 років тому +6

      animeeti 1001 same

    • @VampiricNights
      @VampiricNights 5 років тому +38

      Me:What can you say im a sucker for happy endings
      Brain: *face palm* (*brain palm*??)

    • @gokairedwillcipher
      @gokairedwillcipher 5 років тому +4

      I_Dont_know _Anymore saaame

  • @bookprincess13
    @bookprincess13 2 роки тому +22

    Even as a high school student, I'm pretty sure I knew better than to believe that tranquilizer darts from half a century ago would be in any way safe to use, let alone actually do what it's supposed to do....

  • @miraculoustalesofobliviousness
    @miraculoustalesofobliviousness 3 роки тому +60

    ....as someone who's listening to this musical the first time.... the song Blue is aHeM, iNtErEsTiNg

    • @katherinemani6458
      @katherinemani6458 Рік тому +2

      Apparently that song is about gr@pe on a date i dunno i havent really seen the musical or movie 😕

    • @V_Ronica
      @V_Ronica 9 місяців тому

      This is old but frick it:
      So basically Chandler/ red Heather wanted Veronica to fix her a hangover cure,Jd actually put drain cleaner and V didnt notice,so she died so sad,after that,Mac/yellow heather called and told her to come to the cemetery becuz of an 'EmErGenCy' when she got there,SURPRISE!!! DATE (G)RAPE TIME (FEAT: KURT AND RAM)!!! THUS BLUE WAS SANG

    • @Galaxy-theri4n
      @Galaxy-theri4n 22 дні тому

      ​@@katherinemani6458date-rapists.

  • @corpsekid5951
    @corpsekid5951 7 років тому +3460

    *me trying to sing all of beautiful by my self*
    I CAN NOT BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE PEOPLE!!!!
    Edit: Wow. Hamfam everywhere

    • @galacide
      @galacide 7 років тому +225

      I'M IN DIRE NEED OF ASSISTANCE.

    • @juliaanne2263
      @juliaanne2263 7 років тому +133

      *bUck*
      *BUCk*
      *bUCk*
      *BUcK*

    • @siobhanm9690
      @siobhanm9690 7 років тому +120

      ay yo i can be your right hand man

    • @ceci5742
      @ceci5742 7 років тому +44

      EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @pithappens9975
      @pithappens9975 7 років тому +90

      *BOOM* there goes another ship and *BOOM* we just lost the southern tip and *BOOM*

  • @malewife1975
    @malewife1975 5 років тому +930

    "If I'm not dead by June!"
    That's an actual mood

    • @Joseph-fn4ro
      @Joseph-fn4ro 4 роки тому +33

      "if I'm not dead by JUNE!"
      kurt, ram, & heather : dead by june
      June: pride month
      kurt and ram: ( :0)

    • @derryporter5678
      @derryporter5678 4 роки тому +18

      @Felicity Jackson if only you knew then what we know now

    • @kaikelemen4396
      @kaikelemen4396 4 роки тому +7

      It always is
      But especially now

    • @tulipallium
      @tulipallium 4 роки тому +4

      *in meant to be yours*
      Veronica: wait what? i said what?

    • @mitskibeni
      @mitskibeni 4 роки тому +2

      relatable

  • @quinnlee-newbury9003
    @quinnlee-newbury9003 3 роки тому +33

    Enthusiastically singing along to Meant to be Yours very loudly, trying to ignore that anyone hearing you will think you sound nuts

  • @pissonmytoast
    @pissonmytoast 3 роки тому +51

    "Veronica, Veronica I made snacks! Veronica? AAAAAAAAAA"
    Pop tarts ad:
    *imagine enjoying that frosty filling*
    Another one:
    "You look like hell..." "I just got back"
    Random ad: must there be hell in a healthy breakfast?

  • @Amanda-ij8ge
    @Amanda-ij8ge 6 років тому +1509

    JD: I love getting lost in the aisles in 7-Eleven
    Me: Bruh, 7-Eleven ain't an IKEA

    • @justabitsketchy
      @justabitsketchy 5 років тому +55

      La la la, get a brain freeze, tralalalalala!
      *Super deep and intimidating voice* TRY IT.

    • @Miriam-pq4vx
      @Miriam-pq4vx 5 років тому +13

      I made another account to like this xD

    • @WildWaver
      @WildWaver 5 років тому +8

      ......it still has aisles

    • @dummydoesvideos04
      @dummydoesvideos04 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @dummydoesvideos04
      @dummydoesvideos04 5 років тому +2

      Veronica: ....um ok?!?
      Me: Veronica don't worry I'm confused to!

  • @elliotgiglio4732
    @elliotgiglio4732 4 роки тому +4523

    Me: Mom, can we get Heathers?
    My mom: No, we have Heathers at home
    Heathers at home: Riverdale

    • @emargarito123
      @emargarito123 4 роки тому +42

      Oof

    • @im_a_dimwit5899
      @im_a_dimwit5899 4 роки тому +34

      Oof

    • @jennys8884
      @jennys8884 4 роки тому +27

      Not wrong

    • @april1601
      @april1601 4 роки тому +70

      There was only ONE PART that I liked throughout that ENTIRE 40 MINUTE EPISODE LOL everything else was terrible, Especially beautiful and candy store and fight for me

    • @ethernetcord
      @ethernetcord 4 роки тому +11

      Is your profile pic supposed to be subtle

  • @evaulrich-oltean2826
    @evaulrich-oltean2826 3 роки тому +32

    JD: “they made you cry”
    Me: *cries whenever he opens his mouth*

  • @dorothybarnes6633
    @dorothybarnes6633 3 роки тому +90

    Veronica: lemme see what you have
    JD: A KNIFE!
    Veronica *chasing him* NO!

    • @handl8459
      @handl8459 3 роки тому +3

      dont you mean a device that will trigger the thermals in the gym, which are bombs?

    • @heatherduke7361
      @heatherduke7361 3 роки тому

      @@handl8459 they're quoting a vine...

    • @handl8459
      @handl8459 3 роки тому

      @@heatherduke7361 i know that

    • @user-rc2yx1wb4w
      @user-rc2yx1wb4w 4 місяці тому

      Veronica: Lemme see what you have
      JD: I lied bullets!
      Veronica: No!!

  • @ninamomochi5658
    @ninamomochi5658 5 років тому +746

    Veronica : OMG JD FIGHT FOR MEE
    JD : *kills Heather, Kurt, and Ran*
    Veronica :
    Veronica: WELP GOTTA GET THE BOMB

  • @orion_the_constellation3705
    @orion_the_constellation3705 5 років тому +1733

    Veronica's mom: how was school sweetie?
    Veronica: *ww2 flashbacks*
    Veronica: ..fine..

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 11 місяців тому +2

      explosive

  • @robbie..3j447
    @robbie..3j447 Рік тому +24

    I love going to sleep with this musicals playlist, really ends the day with a bang

    • @rachael1366
      @rachael1366 Рік тому +2

      I love you

    • @sydaneyfoxay6385
      @sydaneyfoxay6385 11 місяців тому +1

      I always have explosive dreams when o fall asleep to this

  • @adalyncantdraw594
    @adalyncantdraw594 3 роки тому +39

    Am I the only one that is emotionally attached to JD and cries everytime he dies

  • @bruh-zn8ju
    @bruh-zn8ju 4 роки тому +601

    people just look at suicide notes and think, "seems legit,"

    • @magicalratfairy
      @magicalratfairy 4 роки тому +33

      I mean if you watch BuzzFeed unsolved that wouldn't surprise you .

    • @sarasurana8407
      @sarasurana8407 4 роки тому +26

      Tiny town justice is wild

    • @crimsocinth
      @crimsocinth 3 роки тому +26

      Especially in Dear Evan Hansen- hah

    • @nicodiangelo5345
      @nicodiangelo5345 3 роки тому +17

      im sure Beetlejuice hade some influence there

  • @zoeisAI
    @zoeisAI 3 роки тому +5768

    Heathers!
    Starring-
    Veronica- me
    Heather- me
    Heather-me
    Heather-me
    JD-me
    Ram-me
    Kurt-me
    Martha-me
    Parents-me
    Teachers-me
    Students-me

    • @thatboleyngirl8300
      @thatboleyngirl8300 3 роки тому +612

      Performances start at 3am

    • @guest4787
      @guest4787 3 роки тому +223

      Mine starts rn 😏 (1:04 am)

    • @Renyen76
      @Renyen76 3 роки тому +61

      Felt that lol

    • @talia7027
      @talia7027 3 роки тому +144

      Me casually putting on the production of Heathers: The Musical at my desk, with my camera off

    • @stumorningstar5170
      @stumorningstar5170 3 роки тому +46

      I feel that on an astronomical level.

  • @persephonepomegranate9652
    @persephonepomegranate9652 3 роки тому +22

    I want a voice like heather chandler. Not only singing but overall. ITS SO GOOD

  • @gayqueen6189
    @gayqueen6189 2 роки тому +14

    The way Mrs Fleming used shine a light as her little own little therapy session-

  • @ampipian
    @ampipian 6 років тому +922

    *Veronica writing as Heather c* : I learned to kiss boys with my tongue.
    *J.D.* : That's good.

  • @elizabethrinehart8028
    @elizabethrinehart8028 6 років тому +776

    ``Then I can blow this town``
    . . .
    JD put away the TNT

  • @meg-tan
    @meg-tan 3 роки тому +29

    * first time listener here *
    remind me never to play this out loud in the same room as my parents

    • @handl8459
      @handl8459 3 роки тому

      reminder set

    • @-funzeh-2247
      @-funzeh-2247 Місяць тому

      hey don't play this out loud in the same room as your parents

    • @Galaxy-theri4n
      @Galaxy-theri4n 12 днів тому

      RING RING BITCH REMINDER

  • @dorisgherasim6839
    @dorisgherasim6839 3 роки тому +14

    I just realised that none of this would have happened, if slushies hadn't been invented.

  • @dickengland2102
    @dickengland2102 5 років тому +872

    Veronica: *Sees J.D*
    Veronica: Plans 6 dates and their wedding*

    • @hannahchatat
      @hannahchatat 5 років тому +16

      Dick England Basically their relationship

    • @goldskaipper
      @goldskaipper 4 роки тому +16

      That's Eliza by Hamilton duh

    • @psychoticprincess789
      @psychoticprincess789 4 роки тому +24

      dear diary, jds dad will NOT be doing a speech at our wedding

    • @quirky5630
      @quirky5630 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe put it body count for plans-

    • @bananad9659
      @bananad9659 4 роки тому

      @@psychoticprincess789 I WANTED TO SAY THAT TOO HAHAH

  • @lyndeepinkerton5118
    @lyndeepinkerton5118 5 років тому +1718

    *crying in car*
    Mom- What’s wrong?
    Me- He’S sO pErFeCt bUt He’S eViL
    Mom- *turns to road slowly and shakes head*

    • @elizabethsydney5664
      @elizabethsydney5664 5 років тому +23

      Lyndee Pinkerton Haha me every time I finish this soundtrack 😂😂
      Mood

    • @sara_daria2
      @sara_daria2 5 років тому +15

      Me listening to any song with Jd in ir

    • @miguelserrano499
      @miguelserrano499 5 років тому +2

      Lol so me

    • @dn6893
      @dn6893 5 років тому +10

      This comment makes me cringe.

    • @Skygirl-rp4ob
      @Skygirl-rp4ob 4 роки тому +6

      **wheezes in relate-ability **

  • @kenziiixxx3628
    @kenziiixxx3628 3 роки тому +19

    This musical always makes me sad, happy, every emotion.

  • @magma8685
    @magma8685 3 роки тому +97

    me: **vibing doing math homework**
    "The demon queen of high school has decreed"
    me: oh god...

    • @ollie.1564
      @ollie.1564 16 днів тому

      Are we sure “heyyyyy rrrronnica” isn’t worse?