honourable mention! hell yeah I'll take that (and yes sorry for the 5 pixels, I couldn't find the game Alex Okeke scored in so had to go off the quick phone recording I had lol)
The literal SAME DAY this video comes out I have a 16-year-old debutant DM slam a 35-yarder in off the crossbar and now I need to remember it 12 months from now in order to submit it...
A funny story from the Bulgarian Tv show "Palna ludnitsa"(literally translated Complete Madhouse) there's a character that was (in)famous for scoring Own Goals and the character, Joro Beckama(Beckham-ma), treated those own goals as if they were normal goals. Pretty fun comedy show from back in the day!
I had a goal on FM Mobile almost exactly like the one shown. Badiashile for Monaco against Montpelier, FM19 Mobile. The one Badiashile scored for me wasn't exactly the same, it was from a defensive corner situation however Badiashile's shot had swerve to it rather than the absolute rocket in the video. I've switched phones since then, and I really wish I saved the goal.
It baffles me how some people can play a game where you need to understand a lot of things but are unable to provide a video in a resolution higher than 100x100 pixels. Even recording on a phone, any phone can do at least HD resolution, how are these so low quality.
Just want to say to anybody who wants to record their FM screens, you can actually record on Windows through the Crop tool, there’s an option to record a certain section of your screen.
ive seen that mobile game goal lots of times, the old fm games allowed editing programs to change players positional settings above 20 and it would fuck with the engine, goalkeepers would score 15 goals a game from drop kicks and it would look exactly like that (there was no 3d engine back when this was still possible)
I wish my computer was still working, shortly before it crapped out on me, I had a goal scored I’ve never seen before. Goalkeeper lobs it off a goal kick, striker one touches it from a little ways past the half pitch line, directly onto the net.
these videos always put me in mind of my FM21 banger, i wish i'd clipped it. champions league final, scores level. striker is put through one-on-one. he backheels to the attacking midfielder (?!?), who chips the now-stranded keeper from 25 yards. puskás award for assists? hidegkuti award?
i dont have a clip of it, but one time my little Giannis Konstantelias dribbled past 6 players, flicked the ball up, and scored a volley from outside the box. i should've had medal open.
Dont have evidence, but my newgen 6'5 cb with 6 long shot intercepted the ball on the halfway line, carried it to 35 meters and fired a screamer top bins Funny thing is cus i screamed KOMPANYYYY to the giant cb
just started my first save and the first ever goal was a bicycle kick (in a friendly against the b team but hush). Maybe it's about the manager zealand...
14:45 Me crying and asking myself how to stop this mf to score that one against me😭😭 (I lost to two long distance shots like this from the same player in one of my saves 🥲)
5:54 One of the two goals I had posted, I'm pleased that at least one appeared in the video, the other goal was when one of my players was near the penalty area, two opponents try to take the ball from him, but my player stops and made the ball go forward while the opponents almost collide with each other and then take the ball back and go to score the goal
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That’s the good graphics that you wanted for FM. (Thanks for causing FM25 to be delayed Zealand)
If only this game was idk, on PC :/
lost a game to two goals from afar and nearly scratched my head on this, forgot to submit for the puskas awards (and I was not on Twitter, sadly😢)
A lot of these goals involve incredible runs. When are you going to run again, Zealand?
Wait this isn't Zealandism
Yeah I was gonna say, it his funnier, more athletic, better hairline brother that does the running
Wrong guy pal
I think if we get to Zealand like we do Zealandism they could do a run together. I mean they both live in NY!
It's snowing outside pal
Next puskas award, make sure to specify the resolution has to be 160x120 at most.
@@yaldabaoth2 or at least filmed on a device from 20th century.
This is just my players when they're offside
FM players will figure out how to customise skins, mods and databases but not how to record their screen
honourable mention! hell yeah I'll take that (and yes sorry for the 5 pixels, I couldn't find the game Alex Okeke scored in so had to go off the quick phone recording I had lol)
10:40 that poor keeper is just like "guys, are you bloody kidding me?"
10:50 SmallAnt discovers a new mortal enemy.
SmallAnt could probably play FM, but can Zealand play Mario Odyssey blindfolded mincaps with kitchen utensils on his hands? Excatly.
Smant
The literal SAME DAY this video comes out I have a 16-year-old debutant DM slam a 35-yarder in off the crossbar and now I need to remember it 12 months from now in order to submit it...
4:34 Just happy to be included. Kebbel still going strong on my save. Safe to say that won goal of the season that year
10:10 I MADE IT IN!!! Thank you zealand for featuring my submission!! and sorry for the bad quality, I couldnt figure out how to screen record lol
What a banger
bro doesn't know wooper
someone needs to send him a Wooper Displate!
You should do a “road to bicycle kick” save where you just create absolute legendary teams and try to score bangers
Now we need the worst goals of fm24!!!
Loved this! Always entertaining to watch your videos.
A funny story from the Bulgarian Tv show "Palna ludnitsa"(literally translated Complete Madhouse) there's a character that was (in)famous for scoring Own Goals and the character, Joro Beckama(Beckham-ma), treated those own goals as if they were normal goals. Pretty fun comedy show from back in the day!
You had to be there.
We almost in 2025 and people in FM still don't know what 1080p is. FM25 is in trouble!
most of these clips look like they've been made by the same people who film bigfoot
I had a goal on FM Mobile almost exactly like the one shown. Badiashile for Monaco against Montpelier, FM19 Mobile. The one Badiashile scored for me wasn't exactly the same, it was from a defensive corner situation however Badiashile's shot had swerve to it rather than the absolute rocket in the video. I've switched phones since then, and I really wish I saved the goal.
Yeah, outside of the box shots are overpowered in FM Mobile for some reason, it's a blessing and a curse
It baffles me how some people can play a game where you need to understand a lot of things but are unable to provide a video in a resolution higher than 100x100 pixels. Even recording on a phone, any phone can do at least HD resolution, how are these so low quality.
14:28 That guy turned into Prime Zlatan
“You know what they say, never give Jan Oblak the time and space” TOOK ME OUT 😭
Always love the best goal videos
Just want to say to anybody who wants to record their FM screens, you can actually record on Windows through the Crop tool, there’s an option to record a certain section of your screen.
13:34 The guy who shot it,probably was on more drugs,than Snoop Dogg in his entiree careee
ive seen that mobile game goal lots of times, the old fm games allowed editing programs to change players positional settings above 20 and it would fuck with the engine, goalkeepers would score 15 goals a game from drop kicks and it would look exactly like that (there was no 3d engine back when this was still possible)
I literally watched the FM23 Puskas Award earlier today.
Now this goes up.
12:46 Actually, Mauricio Pinilla scored a very similar goal in real life when he was at Atalanta a few years ago!
02:48 anyone who watched Captain Tsubasa knew this is "Drive Shoot"
I wish my computer was still working, shortly before it crapped out on me, I had a goal scored I’ve never seen before.
Goalkeeper lobs it off a goal kick, striker one touches it from a little ways past the half pitch line, directly onto the net.
watching this and your own team scores a banger :D Class
I couldn't quite focus keeping tabs on the numbers of goals and pixels. Close race, that. Close race.
All these Keepers scoring thinking they're Jimmy Glass!
these videos always put me in mind of my FM21 banger, i wish i'd clipped it. champions league final, scores level. striker is put through one-on-one. he backheels to the attacking midfielder (?!?), who chips the now-stranded keeper from 25 yards. puskás award for assists? hidegkuti award?
poor guy's eye exploded just from how much goals he had to watch... pushed like button for the sake of it!
This is next level, loved every second of it!
been playing this game for 12 years, got my first bicycle kick goal, never been happier thank you Thomas Lemar
i dont have a clip of it, but one time my little Giannis Konstantelias dribbled past 6 players, flicked the ball up, and scored a volley from outside the box.
i should've had medal open.
Now if only people could record their screens without using their phone cameras...
@@sorrynotsorry8224 i guess its hard to press two buttons to make your video card software starts recording.
The sh**tier the resolution, the banger the goal.
What logo packs, kit mods and player faces stuff do you use? I am pretty new to fm and its annoying to have fake badges lol.
today i learned the corner flag even has a hitbox that's insane
that same sound effect that was used over and over again when they scored a goal started to kill me ngl
That Musiala goal gives serious Zlatan vibes.
15:13 lets go
Well, not how I wanted to make this video, but hey, here we are.😢😂
9 minutes is crazy
9:26 that ansijiko guy is actually in my team in create a club 😂
Should watch this instead of the utter dross at Bristol City rn
At 5:00 that's clearly a "Shark Attack" from footvolley
every time I hear the line "the thing I like about X game" in an advertisement you know it is 100% just a script
Surely it should be called the Ig Puskas award.
I’ll accept that you were paid for that ad
But I’m so glad that ya took the UFL opportunity
Do all these people have "Shoot on sight" on? I almost never see shots for these distances lol
Love seeing Z in an NYCFC kit 🙌
8:01 The stutter
I was about to eat without watching a video.
Thank you Z for saving me
My best goal was a bicycle kick by Leny Yoro. I did not expect my 6 foot 2 CB to do that ...
Most of the goals are probably the GK thinking he's is the fusion of 2018 UCL final Karius and 2020 Kepa
Fm24 matchengine might be the best ever 💅
missed the deadline but my mate scored a screamer in faroa islands, back heel top bins from edge of area
I had a header scored by Donnarumma to equalize with real madrid in the extra time, i could not afford to miss the ucl title after that
That own goal is just Rudenkolous
Video idea: Put 11 De Bruynes/Salahs/Haalands/Palmers with the attributes freezed and let's see how far can they go in the Prem.
Surely the "Anti Puskas Award" should herefrom out be called the "Phil Jones Award" :)
You had to narrow it down to one. The Chosen One. The... Goal-se Mourinho, you could say.
Ur a funny man Z. Hats off.
There's definitely better goals in the honourable Mentions than the top two
I swear the only goals I get are low cross to tap in goals or Free Kicks from halfway.
You should do a video that you go back to a OLD fm, that would be so much fun!
Gutted my Maradona-esque run-from-own-half screamer submission didn't make the cut. There's always next year lads.
11:05 this one should’ve one imo
I reakon when you hold a puskas award of puskas awards you will have a lost all your hair mate
So in about 2 years? Nice. There's a good chance most of us will be alive to see it then. 😂
Mathis Lambourde... Property FM24 legend.
Lore accurate Musiala tbh
Zealand about to catch smallants hands not knowing Wooper
Now I'd like to see them in a colab...
@@macario8836 wooper v z's list of fm saints can he solo
Dont have evidence, but my newgen 6'5 cb with 6 long shot intercepted the ball on the halfway line, carried it to 35 meters and fired a screamer top bins
Funny thing is cus i screamed KOMPANYYYY to the giant cb
just started my first save and the first ever goal was a bicycle kick (in a friendly against the b team but hush). Maybe it's about the manager zealand...
New challenge! FM players record clips without a crt filter and a resolution rivaling a nokia's screen
13:09 anime like goal
Z you need to put a video up teaching people how to screenshot and record
Silent loans, holy loans. 🎄
imo MUFCwk scored an absolute banger and could've been up there
How was it getting trolled by bford
The nycfc kit 🔥
So many recordings of screens with phones 💀
Fm25 graphics has to look like ufl
Poor wooper 😂
Kinda sucks for me cus just after this video came out my winger scored from 45 yards
Imagine not knowing Wooper 💀💀💀
Video idea: Premier League (or Champions League) but remove all goalkeepers from all participating teams
14:45 Me crying and asking myself how to stop this mf to score that one against me😭😭
(I lost to two long distance shots like this from the same player in one of my saves 🥲)
Woohoo it's back
3:01 Zealand, the best goal of this kind is this one ua-cam.com/video/NQgPki9fbAs/v-deo.html
It's the silver medalist for me
3d model 0:43
Hey z Wooper is a goated pokemon btw
nahh the FM Mobile one deserves the award too.
5:54 One of the two goals I had posted, I'm pleased that at least one appeared in the video, the other goal was when one of my players was near the penalty area, two opponents try to take the ball from him, but my player stops and made the ball go forward while the opponents almost collide with each other and then take the ball back and go to score the goal
It’s almost 2025 guys please figure out how to record your screen lol
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