the kavala cartel

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  • @GatoMichito
    @GatoMichito 6 років тому +1306

    *“Sput has had their kidney removed”*

  • @Berd
    @Berd 6 років тому +376

    this shit is golden
    more this shit

  • @bigPoe
    @bigPoe 5 років тому +575

    "These aren't people, Sput. These are animals." As the car playing anime passes by

    • @aspodermousstoplight100
      @aspodermousstoplight100 4 роки тому +18

      well they are right

    • @AnimeFan4815
      @AnimeFan4815 4 роки тому +4

      I need to know if that was the normal version of the lucky star opening or some bassboosted remix!

    • @HallowJack_666
      @HallowJack_666 4 роки тому

      Lol right

    • @crede333
      @crede333 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks for repeating the joke I didn't hear it the first time

    • @PETROLSNlFFER
      @PETROLSNlFFER 4 роки тому +1

      Tater Tot We are the dominant species, We can do whatever we want to the earth

  • @VeryChiefed
    @VeryChiefed 6 років тому +1184

    Co-workers sleep together kids

  • @TheVonWeasel
    @TheVonWeasel 4 роки тому +205

    "Well that fits my narrative" - spoken like a true American journalist

    • @grellsutcliffe8265
      @grellsutcliffe8265 3 роки тому +9

      I mean, it also fits the politicians tbh

    • @dark5358
      @dark5358 2 роки тому +7

      @@grellsutcliffe8265 I mean, it also fits my narrative tbh

  • @chief4456
    @chief4456 6 років тому +317

    7:58 he hit the censor out of him 😂😂😂

  • @syn_0
    @syn_0 6 років тому +93

    11:52
    "Do you know something that I don't?"
    "Yeah, we know something you don't."
    "Have you taken Calculus?"

  • @sqrlcore
    @sqrlcore 6 років тому +507

    That Guillotine sample at 4:13 tho

  • @JustARandomTrain
    @JustARandomTrain 6 років тому +132

    They should put up a sign that says
    "Welcome to Kaval
    *Hands up or die* "

  • @hakaase
    @hakaase 5 років тому +70

    7:47 "head to toe head to toe"
    *starts listing things toe to head*

  • @ryanbeck2988
    @ryanbeck2988 6 років тому +454

    Im in this video and i love it good stuff

    • @ryanbeck2988
      @ryanbeck2988 6 років тому +68

      You really got to jump on again I'm in a cartel gang could really have some fun with you guys

    • @zeldamon5
      @zeldamon5 6 років тому +7

      What kind of ARMA server was this?

    • @ryanbeck2988
      @ryanbeck2988 6 років тому +23

      zeldamon5 its a soft rp server but by far the best altis life server

    • @zeldamon5
      @zeldamon5 6 років тому +6

      Ryan Beck Thanks!

    • @YakmanOx
      @YakmanOx 4 роки тому +2

      Do you know what topsoil is best for growing tomatoes?

  • @hair_sauce6472
    @hair_sauce6472 3 роки тому +24

    8:12 i cannot stop laughing at the muffled guys reaction

  • @chief4456
    @chief4456 6 років тому +552

    Say something angelic
    God is real

    • @gmodiscool14
      @gmodiscool14 5 років тому +7

      chief say something angellic
      this aint it

    • @gmodiscool14
      @gmodiscool14 5 років тому

      oh ok i am back now i guess

    • @gasmask7064
      @gasmask7064 4 роки тому

      Gmodiscool15 hehe

    • @TTTTacu
      @TTTTacu 3 роки тому

      *God Israel*

  • @Jugernaut915
    @Jugernaut915 6 років тому +94

    15:02 lmao best moment

  • @SkytechCEO
    @SkytechCEO 6 років тому +335

    Hands up or die

    • @ChosenoneEDP44
      @ChosenoneEDP44 6 років тому

      Im confused how did u comment this yesterday even tho the video came out todayГ._.]

    • @banditbfoolish
      @banditbfoolish 6 років тому

      light fire patrons get videos a day early usually.

    • @SkytechCEO
      @SkytechCEO 6 років тому +7

      light fire because hands up or die

    • @ChosenoneEDP44
      @ChosenoneEDP44 6 років тому +1

      AmazingSkysManageableRepository ¯\_(ツ)_/

    • @ChosenoneEDP44
      @ChosenoneEDP44 6 років тому

      AmazingSkysManageableRepository what now

  • @redfox4220
    @redfox4220 6 років тому +16

    Sput:release my husband
    Joker:very poor choice of words

  • @josef5883
    @josef5883 4 місяці тому +1

    5:00 kavala cartel invented the cybertruck

  • @thekadend
    @thekadend 4 роки тому +10

    0:40 I lost it when he said "I dropped a cheeto earlier"

  • @smiley1862
    @smiley1862 6 років тому +166

    18 minutes.. 18 MINUTES OF CHARBORG? Ooooh yes
    Edit: I like how I got the notification of this video now although this video was uploaded days ago

    • @smiley1862
      @smiley1862 6 років тому +10

      Ooohkie then, thanks for like actually taking notice and writing back

  • @Frostisatrap
    @Frostisatrap 5 років тому +7

    5:24 the people playing lucky star is great

  • @angeleaterstudios1004
    @angeleaterstudios1004 3 роки тому +64

    I just wanna point out how much cynical depression and humor oozed from the "See you around, kid." As he looked at the rabbit. It reminded me of those globe trotting documentary shows (Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations comes to mind)where the person they're visiting in the microscopic village says "come back any time, you're more than welcome here" and the host says they'll visit sometime, knowing they'll never see them again.

  • @hallotine2203
    @hallotine2203 6 років тому +9

    9:08 That moment you get rejected

  • @houseofskulltulips
    @houseofskulltulips 5 років тому +30

    8:14 watch him Swooce right in!

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 5 років тому +3

      River Luciana I appreciate this, even if no one else did.

    • @salatsoosse630
      @salatsoosse630 4 роки тому +3

      Oh I'm in oh shit there's a guy in here
      ,,how the fuck did u get in here,,

  • @DGR-ii5qn
    @DGR-ii5qn 5 років тому +15

    "Hey Par..."
    *GETS SHOT*

  • @billxrl4154
    @billxrl4154 6 років тому +20

    I live in Drama, Greece and go to Kavala for university and i can confirm that all of this is true

  • @colefrick
    @colefrick 6 років тому +4

    I love the editing style of this video and the sound effects make it that much better.

  • @Vounca
    @Vounca 4 роки тому +1

    The robber when he realizes that killing is illegal 14:55

  • @LebaneseLizard
    @LebaneseLizard 6 років тому +6

    I'm very impressed there is a channel like this, it's amazing. Thank you for existing

  • @Maxmanlz
    @Maxmanlz 6 років тому +7

    your videos are the only videos that make me genuinely laugh keep doing what you're doing great work charborg

  • @dopadream
    @dopadream 6 років тому +71

    I love you Charborg

  • @cheesecakehabibi8684
    @cheesecakehabibi8684 6 років тому +38

    this video made me despacito, thanks charborg

  • @SpacemanX6
    @SpacemanX6 6 років тому +6

    This was...beautiful. I've never been so emotionally invested in a couple before.

  • @gadisGrim
    @gadisGrim 6 років тому +14

    5:26 is that Luck Star Opening song? 😂

    • @AnimeFan4815
      @AnimeFan4815 4 роки тому

      yea, not sure if OG version tho..

  • @Yeij
    @Yeij 6 років тому +79

    God has uploaded

  • @averageyoutubeenjoyer9000
    @averageyoutubeenjoyer9000 4 роки тому +3

    7:01 His leg seems fine...

  • @jonbalderh
    @jonbalderh 6 років тому +2

    3:34 lowkey one of the best jokes in the vid

  • @sophiesappho
    @sophiesappho 6 років тому +2

    Awesome video charbaby. The ending of Chapter 1 when you were escaping from Kavala was hella intense :)

  • @nick_tl_ouma7167
    @nick_tl_ouma7167 6 років тому +3

    *listens to anime music*
    "These aren't people, they are animals"
    That's an insult to all animals

  • @tristanxa4073
    @tristanxa4073 6 років тому +8

    "I dropped a cheeto earlier" lmao

  • @gaterpoon4076
    @gaterpoon4076 6 років тому +6

    Charborg, I love your sound effects😂 Never ever stop using them

  • @Tiredofdawgz
    @Tiredofdawgz 6 років тому +2

    I swear I’ve watched this video three times already. Keep doing the lords work my man.

  • @loydii21
    @loydii21 6 років тому +1

    Damn. I got so invested in the lore Kavala, Kavala Cartel and the Kavala Police.
    Now I want more Dru- umhh Potatoes.

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles 3 роки тому +1

    A VOTE FOR WALLS IS A VOTE FOR FREEDOM. VOTE DANIELS.

  • @Blairskirock
    @Blairskirock 6 років тому +1

    I don't know why that upside down helicopter crash made me laugh so hard but it just got me

  • @antonijemihailovic6238
    @antonijemihailovic6238 6 років тому +2

    *Sput* *has* *had* *their* *kidney* *removed*

  • @bradchadington9068
    @bradchadington9068 3 роки тому +1

    I used to play on this server and this brought back so much nostalgia lmao

  • @MT-yi3tp
    @MT-yi3tp 4 роки тому

    12:12 “Take your shirt off”
    *Drops Pants*

  • @BigTonyOfficial
    @BigTonyOfficial 6 років тому +4

    Charborg, your videos never fail to make me laugh. I've liked, subbed, and hit the bell. You keep on keeping on brother-man.

  • @jacobnester2162
    @jacobnester2162 6 років тому +7

    Charb is literally Sovietwomble... whack upload schedule and long as shit videos. I love it

  • @TheRolvaag
    @TheRolvaag 5 років тому +1

    "Oh my God!
    ...That was fucking awesome!"

  • @octopus123
    @octopus123 5 років тому +1

    0:34 i live in Greece. My town is close to Kavala (Καβάλα) so good stuff

  • @WalrusWinking
    @WalrusWinking 5 років тому +1

    3:33 yes, this is modern journalism

  • @Dragoneer
    @Dragoneer 4 роки тому

    > Ask them what they know about the Kavala drug cartel
    “Yes sir...”
    > Few seconds later...
    “HEY PART..!”
    > Instantly tased

  • @zirjaeger4037
    @zirjaeger4037 6 років тому +7

    "these aren't people, they're weebs"

  • @obsession_gaming
    @obsession_gaming 6 років тому +1

    Every time I think I'm clean and sober, you bring back in...

  • @richardavelino7383
    @richardavelino7383 3 роки тому +1

    Bro I'm dying and I didn't even get my kidneys removed.

  • @texslav9896
    @texslav9896 5 років тому +4

    I have flashbacks when I was in the cartel

  • @WeArMature
    @WeArMature 6 років тому +1

    this was a journey. very well edited once again

  • @crazziemonkke
    @crazziemonkke 6 років тому +2

    4:13 I have that same Death Grips text tone. thought my phone went off

  • @sanddune1884
    @sanddune1884 6 років тому

    at the end " s t a y a w a y f r o m m y h u s b a n d" i never died so hard

  • @atomicberry8246
    @atomicberry8246 4 роки тому

    9:10 “hey part-“

  • @AnimeFan4815
    @AnimeFan4815 4 роки тому +4

    1:59 mhm yes ,very topical... thanks for the recommendation UA-cam x)

  • @NotaMenace
    @NotaMenace 5 років тому

    *Lucky Star opening plays*
    Charborg: These are not people... these are animals...

  • @ben-ji
    @ben-ji 5 років тому

    ''Looks like supreme shit to me''
    Best insult I've heard this year.

  • @Blehhhhhhhhhhhh
    @Blehhhhhhhhhhhh 4 роки тому

    3:05 like a glove

  • @fresh9530
    @fresh9530 5 років тому +2

    the infamous crime boss, I play fortnite

  • @jj_aldrich514
    @jj_aldrich514 5 років тому

    Poor sput. Man had both kidneys removed in the span of two days

  • @anthonymitev502
    @anthonymitev502 6 років тому +3

    what legends.Make more kavala videos with sput its funny af

  • @TheGamerAdventurersX
    @TheGamerAdventurersX 6 років тому +3

    "sput had his kidney removed"

  • @ITTHFRKHW
    @ITTHFRKHW 4 роки тому +1

    All this made me think of that video “I’m in the ghetto, ratatataaa ratatataaaa AAAAAAA-“

  • @someone1431
    @someone1431 5 років тому +1

    “Seems like supreme shit to me” 😂😂

  • @alkatraz6583
    @alkatraz6583 6 років тому +1

    Almost died from laughing too hard from this vid, I hope you're happy.

  • @furai-ingfalc-kuru8149
    @furai-ingfalc-kuru8149 5 років тому +1

    "Well.. that fits my narrative" hahahahaha

  • @fredrikos1234
    @fredrikos1234 6 років тому +2

    I just got to say i love every outro you make

  • @calebszyszkiewicz719
    @calebszyszkiewicz719 6 років тому +25

    How do I become your friend? Is there like an application or something?

  • @slimbro1494
    @slimbro1494 6 років тому +1

    this channel is underrated I swear

  • @Naturesownbreads
    @Naturesownbreads 2 роки тому

    Charborg should have his own movie in 3D

  • @sweatysamurai1190
    @sweatysamurai1190 5 років тому

    I love the weather report u got in the background :) made my day

  • @021markos021
    @021markos021 6 років тому +14

    so.....kavala here in greece means ride

    • @georgem5781
      @georgem5781 6 років тому

      Markos pap κλαιωωωωωω 😂😂😂

    • @021markos021
      @021markos021 6 років тому +1

      ωπ και αλλος ελληνας που βλεπει charborg ?? Νομιζα ημουν ο μονος

    • @georgem5781
      @georgem5781 6 років тому +1

      Markos pap παντού είμαστε ρε φίλε😂😂😂

    • @nothankyou6332
      @nothankyou6332 6 років тому

      Markos pap it’s a Turkish candy top

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 6 років тому

      >kavala means ride
      >death grips sample at 4:14
      >mc ride is kavala

  • @cap7ainskull
    @cap7ainskull 6 років тому +10

    this was actually so sad . I cri

  • @BatataEnlatada
    @BatataEnlatada 6 років тому

    This might be one of your best videos yet

  • @phalamy9180
    @phalamy9180 3 роки тому +8

    Its really funny seeing edgy players break down when you two dont take them seriously

  • @xavierh.5102
    @xavierh.5102 6 років тому

    thanc you chargeboy, please continue to make films like this in the future, thank you, and goodbye. thanks!. thank you.

  • @westernyay1701
    @westernyay1701 6 років тому +32

    More arma!

  • @jorcktheoutcast8007
    @jorcktheoutcast8007 6 років тому

    brahh he didn't have potatoes, good investigative journalism right there.

  • @sadsmile5453
    @sadsmile5453 Рік тому

    “Release my husband” 😂😂😂

  • @waffielz3106
    @waffielz3106 3 роки тому

    "get off him he can't breath"
    he tried to warn us

  • @brunomilici8004
    @brunomilici8004 6 років тому

    -Say something angelic
    -ann god is real

  • @slider4765
    @slider4765 5 років тому +1

    Did no one else realize that the inmate number was 8675309.

  • @mikanawesome
    @mikanawesome 4 роки тому +1

    *Sput needs his kidney back*

  • @memento7979
    @memento7979 5 років тому +3

    "I don't even know how he got my number!" 😂😂😂

  • @schwipsy
    @schwipsy 5 років тому

    wow this is a nice vice documentary

  • @CCFTGAMING
    @CCFTGAMING 6 років тому

    you deserve infinitely more views this video was hilarious

  • @isleep2dream762
    @isleep2dream762 6 років тому +37

    "You guys do pillow fights?"
    Awkward silence xD

  • @panthercommander637
    @panthercommander637 6 років тому +2

    “I am charborg and I make video” this can be found in the “about” section

  • @tloutryhard17
    @tloutryhard17 6 років тому

    Stumbling upon your Channel was so needed.

  • @kizerteddy22
    @kizerteddy22 6 років тому +3

    Finally another masterpiece!

  • @woahwoah6105
    @woahwoah6105 6 років тому

    Like. My musical soul needs your raps inside it

  • @zeWuzard
    @zeWuzard 6 років тому

    Yo that beginning was what it would look like if gamers Took over a city

  • @MineSlimeTV
    @MineSlimeTV 6 років тому

    I have been watching .most of your videos and I love your video a they have this sort of dream chaotic state to them
    Its really intresting how you set up and make the video
    ans you have a well singing voice as .well.
    I really imagine that whit enought people deciding to work for a scrip and such you can make a sort of movie video like the samurai one on gmod that you made
    Really amazing indeed