arma 3: the nightmare vacation

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  • @Berd
    @Berd 5 років тому +414

    MARVIN

    • @RO-nm2kl
      @RO-nm2kl 5 років тому +1

      oh hello there dad

    • @emirk.andluisak.4542
      @emirk.andluisak.4542 4 роки тому +1

      Didn't know Berd watches Charborg

    • @virgin7624
      @virgin7624 4 роки тому

      @@emirk.andluisak.4542 who wouldn’t

    • @knatspray
      @knatspray 4 роки тому

      The new WILSON

    • @ron9365
      @ron9365 4 роки тому

      berd watching charborg is very epic

  • @lasagnaboy4728
    @lasagnaboy4728 5 років тому +2042

    People say cars 2 is a bad film, yet it teaches us the dangers of domestic terrorism

  • @Jack_Stalker
    @Jack_Stalker 5 років тому +1262

    Huh, Charborg literally won a race without moving an inch.
    I guess the story about the "Hare and the Tortoise" is true.

    • @nah456
      @nah456 4 роки тому +10

      its tortoise and the hare you mongoloid

    • @austinjackson7103
      @austinjackson7103 4 роки тому +2

      Hares get shot

  • @Zuthar13
    @Zuthar13 5 років тому +1180

    another video by my favorite fish

    • @Cumdaemon
      @Cumdaemon 5 років тому +3

      Dad, where have you been?

    • @Immortal_Fish
      @Immortal_Fish 5 років тому

      this comment triggers me >:(

    • @anthonyedney420
      @anthonyedney420 5 років тому +1

      This comment is gay

    • @Doofles01
      @Doofles01 5 років тому +1

      IT'S THE VULTURE

    • @jimmybean420
      @jimmybean420 5 років тому +1

      he is a fish but i am better because i am beans

  • @loydii21
    @loydii21 5 років тому +798

    5:49 "Yeah I'm good man. Are you okay?"
    After being hit by a car and still laying on the floor.
    What a cool dude.

  • @aidenpost4493
    @aidenpost4493 5 років тому +428

    you know charborg is the highest tier RPer when he turns people who unironically act like that and make, at least the one, lighten up and laugh not at themselves or their "position".

  • @AquaFPS
    @AquaFPS 5 років тому +811

    this was the best.

    • @knight1706
      @knight1706 4 роки тому +9

      Go away nerdy

    • @Bobbob-wq7bf
      @Bobbob-wq7bf 4 роки тому +6

      Aqua you can’t watch this you can only watch Tarkov

    • @db3951
      @db3951 4 роки тому +1

      Shut up aqua

    • @shaw6812
      @shaw6812 4 роки тому +7

      Wonder when these three will notice this was a comment from over a year ago

    • @thomasarrington156
      @thomasarrington156 4 роки тому

      Shut up aqua

  • @oli1746
    @oli1746 5 років тому +1013

    Charborg: 'Are you GOD?'
    Harold: 'I'm... Harold'
    Seems to be pretty legit.

    • @chebypattern
      @chebypattern 5 років тому +1

      I just wanted to comment that xd

    • @MrKoffeeKup
      @MrKoffeeKup 5 років тому +14

      "Stay here in the darkness". -Sith Lord Harold Moore

    • @uncledaisy
      @uncledaisy 4 роки тому +3

      Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.

  • @killerashtray1396
    @killerashtray1396 4 роки тому +111

    “Ill crack the window and breathe out the little crack “
    Proceeds to poke a hole in the glass with the strong finger

    • @marin607
      @marin607 4 роки тому +1

      I JUST READ THIS COMMENT ON THE SAME MOMENT HE WAS SAYING THIS

    • @killerashtray1396
      @killerashtray1396 4 роки тому +5

      Maria *VACUMM INHALE*

  • @jacobb.9181
    @jacobb.9181 5 років тому +184

    "What did I tell you about worshipping deities on the side of the road"

  • @mitchelllipshus
    @mitchelllipshus 5 років тому +140

    'Can you hear me?'
    'I can't hear, I think something happened to my ears"
    'Well the fact that you are referencing that conversation determines that you can in fact hear me'
    Absolute gold!

  • @BigSteak
    @BigSteak 5 років тому +115

    The crack in the window bit is the most subtle and clever joke my eyes have ever witnessed

  • @alexanderwilliams6301
    @alexanderwilliams6301 5 років тому +161

    They thought they were robbing you when really they were just giving you content

  • @tjdiddy
    @tjdiddy 5 років тому +94

    When the guy got hit by their car and asked if they were okay I cried from laughter.

  • @invictusmaneo3439
    @invictusmaneo3439 5 років тому +110

    3:45 This just might be the best reply that could have been uttered

  • @leljdam3189
    @leljdam3189 5 років тому +54

    11:06
    _In the distance:_ *(aw it hurt)*

  • @mrchewtoy
    @mrchewtoy 5 років тому +82

    "I forgot to eat"
    "Gotta eat"

    • @GrungogamingXx
      @GrungogamingXx 4 роки тому +3

      Boys gotta eat boys gotta have his supper

  • @LiquidJamesTheHighDragon
    @LiquidJamesTheHighDragon 5 років тому +491

    Marvin made two accounts to dislike the video

    • @marvin8267
      @marvin8267 5 років тому +18

      How dare you accuse me of such things

    • @NinthYard
      @NinthYard 5 років тому +6

      Marvin Friedman yeah we were wrong you made 28 accounts...

    • @jepp6419
      @jepp6419 4 роки тому

      38*

    • @james_m01
      @james_m01 3 роки тому

      56*

    • @Oversneeze
      @Oversneeze 2 роки тому

      Now we don't know

  • @valklept
    @valklept 5 років тому +161

    Ah yes another wonderful video! Love how well these are made... I forget these aren't movies!

  • @hooogahooga2909
    @hooogahooga2909 5 років тому +324

    Welcome back pops! I'm already disappointed in you.

  • @TheDutchRevolution
    @TheDutchRevolution 5 років тому +11

    The thing I like the most about your videos is that I never seem to quite know for sure what is actually planned beforehand and what you guys are actually improvising. Every video is a masterpiece.

  • @ThDctr-uy7or
    @ThDctr-uy7or 5 років тому +80

    Sometime you got to talk about your process these videos seem like the perfect mix of plan and unplanned every time.

  • @simeonbelgrave
    @simeonbelgrave 5 років тому +31

    legendary, when "Marvin" popped up in subtitles at the end I died laughing

  • @dokidoki777
    @dokidoki777 5 років тому +109

    Hey Charborg, I met you earlier this night on a GMod MilitaryRP.
    I'm the Orange Guy.
    Just right after you left I sent you a message, but it was too late.
    All I wanted to say is that I hope you feel better.
    Take care of yourself Charborg.
    Love, Jericho Osman.

  • @Schticky
    @Schticky 4 роки тому +15

    "I gotta be home before 9:30, or my mom shoots me"
    "Well what time is it now?"
    "1:00 I was just letting you guys know ahead of time"
    I dont know why this killed me so bad

  • @Guesticle
    @Guesticle 4 роки тому +17

    "Our father in heaven, Harold be thy name"

  • @SONOFKORUPT76
    @SONOFKORUPT76 5 років тому +67

    "I'll just scoop him up" best line 😂

  • @flexygoo1295
    @flexygoo1295 5 років тому +33

    The RP master of the universe ladies and gentlemen

  • @Dead_Shoulders
    @Dead_Shoulders 5 років тому +29

    "Looks like a car but it could be anything" 4:57

  • @ChadrickThundercrocks
    @ChadrickThundercrocks 5 років тому +4

    I absolutely love every video of yours because at the end there's a different rap. That's the biggest thing I look forward too!

  • @kola7106
    @kola7106 5 років тому +5

    The fact that charborg takes a while to upload is what makes the videos feel so special.

  • @Chris-df4ds
    @Chris-df4ds 5 років тому +8

    "Robbing I dont give a shit, but texting is where i draw the line young man" probably my favorite line

  • @Stalkerfan498
    @Stalkerfan498 5 років тому +3

    It's just an average day for the poor tourist in England when a couple paramilitary guys with scars and M4s rob you and take you hostage. Last time I went, they didn't even let me see the Taj Mahal, just drove me out to the (quite beautiful) English-Scott border desert and buried me up to my neck on top of a tall dune. 2/10, still got a sick farmer's tan.

  • @microprogramming
    @microprogramming 5 років тому +82

    Arma 3? More like, Farma tree!
    gottem.

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 5 років тому +8

    "Huh. Out of gas."
    I love you, Charborg.

  • @taktoja1699
    @taktoja1699 5 років тому +8

    Barber: long or short?
    Charborg:yes

  • @Terrapin-gw6bb
    @Terrapin-gw6bb 2 роки тому

    11:34 "I think he'll recover from that to be honest with you." 🤣🤣

  • @agreyplaugedr8747
    @agreyplaugedr8747 5 років тому +5

    Imagine being in a van and a yellow car and it exploded and later when getting gas the same car has gone army men in it kidnap you

  • @AngryHandstands
    @AngryHandstands 5 років тому +2

    dude your outros are good enough that i want a full song so i'll be here waiting

  • @carleduave2022
    @carleduave2022 4 роки тому +6

    "His mom is probably more worried about the car"

  • @darth_osas7527
    @darth_osas7527 3 роки тому +1

    The fact that chardaddy literally makes a song at the end of every video is legitness

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 4 роки тому +1

    "Put your hands on 10 and 2, like the hands of a clock"
    Chargorg: "Analog"
    HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PUT YOU HANDS ON 10 AND 2 ON A DIGITAL CLOCK?!? XD

  • @swagcat7779
    @swagcat7779 4 роки тому +4

    I wasn't expecting that ending, but holy shit it's
    MARVIN

  • @madmanmortonyt4890
    @madmanmortonyt4890 5 років тому +1

    Its not everyday that I watch Charborg, only on special occasions; Its like Christmas morning watching his videos!

  • @RootOnion
    @RootOnion 5 років тому +2

    Remember kids, never forget to eat.

  • @BanditoBurrito
    @BanditoBurrito 5 років тому +6

    2:37 WOW, this really IS Europe!

  • @justgo_with_itdear
    @justgo_with_itdear 5 років тому +6

    This is exactly what I need to make my day a little better thanks doorborg

  • @pop-vk6gs
    @pop-vk6gs 5 років тому +2

    1:37 Ken Tuckey been teaching him some yoga

  • @prodby-titan
    @prodby-titan 5 років тому +1

    Plot Twist: Marvin is the leader of the robbers

  • @brandongerlord6997
    @brandongerlord6997 5 років тому +12

    Charborg did WHAT in Europe?!

  • @shapedokkan
    @shapedokkan 5 років тому

    5:43 what a good sumaritan

  • @Blueshirt38
    @Blueshirt38 5 років тому +3

    Father Fish, you can never know the depth of my love for you.

  • @BakedGlock23
    @BakedGlock23 5 років тому +4

    “Do you have any idea how stupid you look right now?”
    -Wearing two pairs of glasses

  • @AlmaHitting
    @AlmaHitting 5 років тому +3

    Watching old vids cuz i cant get enough of chardaddy.

  • @spoonkid
    @spoonkid 5 років тому

    great video as always
    also loved the beat at the end

  • @kalikartoonz7656
    @kalikartoonz7656 5 років тому +2

    i love the ending songs in every vid

  • @thatswhatimsayin7088
    @thatswhatimsayin7088 5 років тому +118

    Use me as a “charborg needs to have a soundcloud” button

  • @breezeshooter42
    @breezeshooter42 5 років тому +1

    "What did I tell you about worshipping dieties you found on the side of the road?"

  • @BizKwikTwist
    @BizKwikTwist 4 роки тому +2

    The END lolololol MY CHEST FREAKING HURTSSSS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @TheLookaas
    @TheLookaas 5 років тому +2

    Gas station robbery with high powered assault rifles and military uniforms.

    • @mohamednail1707
      @mohamednail1707 5 років тому

      you can say they are war (*CRIMINAL*)
      im sorry for that horrible joke

  • @nullusvitae5585
    @nullusvitae5585 4 роки тому

    Thankyou for using the Hyper Light Drifter soundtrack for the Marvin appearance

  • @James-gn2tf
    @James-gn2tf 5 років тому

    The horrors of tourism of Europe as you can see. The maan wants to see the i fell tower, but is robbed by good-mannered gentlemen.

  • @EOCmodernRS
    @EOCmodernRS 5 років тому +5

    I remember watching you when you had like 20k something subs. It just keeps getting better and better xD

  • @thedukeofdorks6001
    @thedukeofdorks6001 4 роки тому +1

    10/10 hostage would kidnap again

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy Рік тому

    Char: "I've never been one to pray but if you're up there god, i could really use a bicycle..." god?: "hAnG iN tHeRe, yOuNg ChAp." Char: "this doesn't help me at all." XD

  • @bfgsnyky2307
    @bfgsnyky2307 5 років тому +1

    Getting robbed by a group of dudes is scary until you remember about your suicide vest

  • @MrGgata
    @MrGgata 5 років тому

    This is comedic genius Charborg

  • @thedukeofdorks6001
    @thedukeofdorks6001 5 років тому +14

    Still waiting on that awesome rap album charborg

  • @aFuzzyDinosaur
    @aFuzzyDinosaur 5 років тому +1

    Fun fact, Altis is a scale recreation of the Greek island Lemnos

  • @cinnamonsunshine9653
    @cinnamonsunshine9653 5 років тому +2

    I love it. Ty.
    Never stop making outros like that ;(

  • @sunpi
    @sunpi 5 років тому +6

    The thumbnail . Me trying to get a good angle

  • @boingo3275
    @boingo3275 5 років тому

    0:20 FAN-TASTIC!

  • @n1ls53
    @n1ls53 5 років тому +1

    It was marvin all along

  • @chaoticcar6231
    @chaoticcar6231 5 років тому +2

    Plot twist: Charborg is actually Marvin
    or marvin is charborg

  • @megasaur6511
    @megasaur6511 3 роки тому

    *Takes picture of a seagull* "How often do you see bats out here?"

  • @MrJakacool
    @MrJakacool 5 років тому +16

    i love you more than myself

  • @Irreverent_bob
    @Irreverent_bob 5 років тому

    Stand up! What’d i tell you about worshipping deities you find on the side of the road ?!

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 5 років тому +1

    The rap outros never get old

  • @bloodledge
    @bloodledge 5 років тому +3

    Dude your raps at the end of videos still slap

  • @stromet
    @stromet 5 років тому +7

    How people think ISIS is: bad
    How ISIS really is: 8:06

    • @stromet
      @stromet 5 років тому

      @Eusko Gudariak it's just an anime bitch flexing, chill.

  • @sinnnymph
    @sinnnymph 5 років тому

    i LOVE the music you use in your videos :) v good upload overall thank u chardad

    • @sinnnymph
      @sinnnymph 5 років тому

      and the beat you made is fuckin sick TBH

  • @veerikav1662
    @veerikav1662 5 років тому +2

    Marvin feels neglected

  • @MAS7s
    @MAS7s 5 років тому

    Post-game beats are always such a treat.

  • @draytonis
    @draytonis 5 років тому

    my favorite episode of friends

  • @RyanS-w9t
    @RyanS-w9t 5 років тому +2

    "Oh my lord he's good at yoga!"

  • @arcaneusumbra1539
    @arcaneusumbra1539 5 років тому

    I really like the outros you make for your videos

  • @GreySlasher63
    @GreySlasher63 5 років тому +1

    It woulda been crazier if Marvin was driving the kidnappers car

  • @nickpohl8697
    @nickpohl8697 5 років тому

    Once again, this is my new favorite video

  • @SpringDavid
    @SpringDavid 5 років тому +3

    This looks like my trip to Iran...

  • @atarashi1624
    @atarashi1624 5 років тому

    2:50 the car of peace

  • @burgercook1741
    @burgercook1741 5 років тому

    Marvin was the true mastermind behind the robbery so he could have the car.

  • @NativeDayDream
    @NativeDayDream 5 років тому

    What the heck? Those kidnappers should’ve be glad that their victims was listening to them, told them not to text & drive, and taught them to drive better lol

  • @yerchick
    @yerchick 5 років тому

    This is amazing. Like a movie or something

  • @GooseAtron5000
    @GooseAtron5000 5 років тому +1

    That moment when u gotta tell yo friends mom that her son was reduced to a puddle

  • @ivannpetermagerman2727
    @ivannpetermagerman2727 4 роки тому

    Oh the Dead Rising music in the start was perfect

  • @janesmith1840
    @janesmith1840 4 роки тому

    Hey chardoor I really love the Hyper Light Drifter sound effects keep it up

  • @adyncase
    @adyncase 5 років тому +1

    The End Raps Get Better and Better.

  • @EugeneCrabClaw
    @EugeneCrabClaw 4 роки тому +1

    F in the chat for Marvin 😞

  • @prymexxxx
    @prymexxxx 5 років тому

    The beat at the end is hard af.