Signalis, Dating Replikas 101

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  • @one_lazy_robot
    @one_lazy_robot Рік тому +681

    A very goofy idea that I definely wasn't quantifying in my head after I played the game a feel times, no sir I did not.
    But the replikas can be summarized in this way based on the video and wiki I guess:
    EULE: dance dance revoltion/10
    Pros: basic cute gf material that does housework like no one else, is very sociable, she is very capable and very good at social situations and are quite good at reading the mood of every one around them.
    Cons: she is gonna be a party animal that needs to dance to loud music (probably at 3 AM), and take care of her appearence more often than a normal gestalt girl.
    ARA: 10mm Socket Wrench/10
    Pros: tomboy mechanic gf that can fix almost everything if she has access to the tools for it, and can even help you assemble your anime model kits of gundam stuff and take care of your garden (if you have one).
    Cons: she is gonna probably hole herself in your closet, attic, basement, floors or walls because why not, they can hold grudges like a dwarf, and they are quite difficult to read since they are almost expressionless.
    STAR: speech 100/10
    Pros: if you like a smooth talking dom/sub gf who is gona help/keep you in a strict routine and help you improove she is the right replika for you, and she can keep you and your house safe as a bonus.
    Cons: if you are bellow her in the hierarchy you are gonna be punished harshlly, if you are above you have to deal with a possible masochist that wants to be puniched a little to much.
    STORCH: dom/10
    Pros: this one is a full "dommy momy" that takes the lead, and they are very smart, she is gonna make you have a more disciplined life style that can make you have better habits, like exercising for exemple and she will help you improove as a gestalt.
    Cons: she have a really short temper and sadistic tendencies, she will beat the shit out of you if you fuck up, and trust me you will fuck up, and she will say its your fault as she beats you.
    KOLIBRI: geek/10
    Pros: short gf that likes your nerdy hoobies, she knows what you want and is a family oriented replika in a similar way that the EULE units are, and she can help you "calm" your mind in many different situations (if you know what I mean).
    Cons: she will fuck with your head if you think about other girls or have the "wrong thoughts", she is VERY attached with her family and require their presence almost constantly, she is very clingy and don't like being alone making her having a needy personality possibly.
    ADLER: men/10
    Pros: he is the bf that will only prioritise you, he will suport you in any way he can, and you will be his number one priority.
    Cons: he will think only about you, he can develop stalkerish behavior and will definely be obsessed with you 24/7, and will probably make a shrine with the stuff you "lost".
    ELSTER: 10/10 (yeah, she is my favorite)
    Pros: probably the best option out of all the known replika units in the game, she is versitile, reliable, caring, lovable and independent, she will help you in every way she can, and ELSTER units always keep their promises no matter what, they are trust worth and loyal, a ELSTER unit will genuinally treat you with love and care and they aren't the needy type, they will always be loyal to you.
    Cons: they can be too stoic and emotionally distant in the begining and are slow to open up, so you will need to do most of the ice breaking in the beginning, and ELSTER units will stop at nothing to keep their promise, even if they get hurt in the process.
    MYNAH: gundam/10
    Pros: tikk adorable gf that will care for you, they will not judge you for having an anime figure collection, they are simple to please and have a calm demeanor in any situation, and they can do all the heavy lifting in any situation.
    Cons: she is a tank in human form, she can crush you by accident, you need to buy her new plushies often and her plushie collection will be bigger than your anime figure collection, you need a big house and custom furniture to fit her properlly.
    FALKE: GOD/10
    Pros: she is a powerfull lady that is full of power in every way, she is full of conficence, responsable, have good work ethicks, she will put you in first place and balance her responsibilities quite well, she is a natural born leader that knows what is best, Just like the STORCH units she is a dommy momy that have an acertive personality and will help you improve as a gestalt in every way possible, she will care and do anything for you, she is the perfect gf material if you are a gestalt that like powerfull and really imposing ladies that will treat you like their most valuable treasure.
    Cons: she will control you, and make you be her exclusive property and only her's, she will fuck with your head just like the KOLIBRI units but in a way worse way, she will beat the shit out you so hard that you would wish that she was a STORCH because the beating would be softer to say the least, she will stalk you in a far worse way than any ADLER unit would, she can accidentally crush you like a MINAH unit, she is arogant and a narcissit that think she is better than any one (including you), she will make you be bellow her all the time at any situation because she have a far to powerfull dominant personality, and she will probably kill you and any one that stands between you and her, because she have some serious yandere vibes coming from her.
    BONUS:
    SAPR: angry(?) gundam/10
    Pros: just like MYNAH units they are tikk gf material, but they are more acertive and dominant than ther counterpart, she can do the heavy lifting and will protect you with her powerfull body.
    Cons: she will kill you, she will squash you like a bug on purpose if you fuck up (probably).
    KNCR: ?/10
    NOT ENOUTH DATA.
    And yeah I know that the most stupid video topic made me wright this massive wall text, I don't care, I like the idea of "robussy" because its really funny.

    • @izperehoda
      @izperehoda Рік тому +64

      Just a note on Adler: I'm pretty sure he has that attitude only towards Falke, as he was *made* to see her as a goddess.
      And a bit on Kolibri: if yshe starts thinking "wrong" she will be *terminated*. So, you gotta be loyal to the nation to keep her.

    • @oscarlove4394
      @oscarlove4394 Рік тому +42

      I love how every replika has a drawback based on thier personality, except for mynah. where the drawback is just 'she could accidentally crush you and also you need to remodel your house'.
      Anyway i'd go for Storch, she'd make me a better person even if it'd hurt. I doubt she'd make me 'happy' but she'd lead me towards a life i wont regret living.
      Close second is Eule, she would make me happy even if i doubt we'd mesh that well, but i think we could make it work.
      anyway, why i'd reject the other Replikas
      ADA: too closed off and judgy, i've seen what its like to have a partner 'with an instruction manual' and frankly i dont think i could stand it for long. As much as her positive traits appeal to me.
      STAR: i'm not hypercompetitive and that sort of behaviour drives me up the wall.
      KOLIBRI: cute and interesting, but functionally a cult member, you're not dating her you're dating a member of the collective and dont you forget it.
      ELSTER: honestly glossed over her because ELSTERS are for Arianne. but i guess its mostly that since she and i are both fairly independend it'd be incredibly easy for the relationship to stagnate and us to drift apart.
      MYNAH: would make a lovely friend but i can't imagine dating a tank.
      FALKE: is probably the kind of personality that would either completely repell me, or draw me into her orbit and absolutely destroy me, either way its not good for me.

    • @el_chaneke_1237
      @el_chaneke_1237 Рік тому +2

      I do not understand the help to "calm my mind" that the kolibri can give me, can you explain it to me?

    • @one_lazy_robot
      @one_lazy_robot Рік тому +23

      @@el_chaneke_1237 lets say that a kolibri can make you have some "happy thoughts" if you know what I mean 😏
      She can fix emotional problems and trauma that mentally affects you, stuff like that.

    • @animeturnMMD
      @animeturnMMD Рік тому +16

      I think things with EULE could work for me, If I need to sleep I just would have to bought some noise canceling headphones and I am sure the music she would heard would be so good that in fact it will make me sleep better. XD

  • @SumonElse
    @SumonElse Рік тому +1112

    I can't tell if she's interested. She's giving me mixed....Signalis....*Jumps down elevator shaft*

    • @truesonsofmandalore
      @truesonsofmandalore Рік тому +63

      LMAO Elevator shaft huh? You must REALLY like Elster units...

    • @ziliestarrive
      @ziliestarrive Рік тому +19

      He said it, he said Signalis!

    • @trashaimgamer7822
      @trashaimgamer7822 Рік тому +11

      You shouldn't have returned...

    • @sylvo1057
      @sylvo1057 Рік тому +9

      He said it.... the name of the game....

    • @josegaldamez6504
      @josegaldamez6504 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@trashaimgamer7822He or she shouldn't have even come back at all

  • @Vilverna
    @Vilverna Рік тому +576

    I'm pretty sure if you are dating one Kolibri, you are going to date all of the Kolibri siblings.

    • @DJCatmom
      @DJCatmom Рік тому +79

      And I see that as an absolute win.

    • @cireoath336
      @cireoath336 Рік тому +52

      @@DJCatmomTaxes, Child Support, and Bills see this as an absolute win.

    • @Jaqrkazi
      @Jaqrkazi 11 місяців тому

      It’s I the lore that Kolibri groups are near literal hive minds, so yeah if you manage to get one of them to go out with you, congrats your now basically polygamous.
      That and they share everything so each one is going to know exactly what you’ve been up to with each of them. Has the makings of a harem from hell.

    • @SCP-173peanut
      @SCP-173peanut 10 місяців тому

      ​@@cireoath336don't worry i have solutions: tax evation and child neglect

    • @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin
      @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin 24 дні тому +2

      @@SCP-173peanut Committing tax fraud when you're dating telepathic government agents seems like a bad idea

  • @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin
    @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin Рік тому +580

    You're a little off about the Adler units, they're not general simps, they are specifically designed to be Falke simps and Falke simps only, you could be the hottest gay dude or chick in the Eusan nation and the most you'd ever get out of an Adler unit is him mumbling "tfw no Falke gf" to himself.
    That's canon, it's in the lore.

    • @YoRHaUnit2Babe
      @YoRHaUnit2Babe 11 місяців тому +49

      Based?

    • @thinkofaname6002
      @thinkofaname6002 Місяць тому

      @@YoRHaUnit2Babe I mean atleast he's loyal in a way, if you're a Falke

    • @boanoah6362
      @boanoah6362 24 дні тому

      Technically speaking, Adler is designed to be massively dependent on their commanding officer, it's just that Falke units are pretty much always in command but theoretically there could be a higher station than Falke which in turn would also get Adler's undying loyalty.

  • @christopherlacy425
    @christopherlacy425 Рік тому +302

    "cons: is a Gundam"
    You underestimate us

    • @JohnSmith-jq3ot
      @JohnSmith-jq3ot 10 місяців тому +2

      More specifically, you underestimate our favorite Gundam, Setsuna

    • @Noodelzmop
      @Noodelzmop 9 місяців тому +2

      >:3

    • @kirklandredwood8225
      @kirklandredwood8225 5 місяців тому

      or a rule 63 bayverse bee. 🫥

  • @dr.pepper5521
    @dr.pepper5521 Рік тому +416

    The idea of a storch playing hoi4 is definitely a mental flashbang

    • @jimmyjenkins1907
      @jimmyjenkins1907 Рік тому +79

      Storches would def be hoi4 multiplayer hosts only to boot players who take ahistorical decisions

    • @dr.pepper5521
      @dr.pepper5521 Рік тому +65

      @@jimmyjenkins1907storch is the type of critter to do that then starts getting mad shes losing as Germany

    • @a.p.6580
      @a.p.6580 9 місяців тому +10

      Just don't let them anywhere near the mods, especially the alt-history ones.

  • @kittencaboodle8124
    @kittencaboodle8124 6 місяців тому +60

    elster:
    there is no downside to dating an elster unit. nothing bad will happen if you fall in love with an elster unit. going out with an elster unit is an excellent idea. make sure to watch movies, listen to music, dance, and have as much conversation as possible with your elster unit. make promises with your elster unit. if anything bad happens to you, your elster unit will not tear apart the fabric of reality over and over and over again to find you.

    • @chaosgrunt9554
      @chaosgrunt9554 Місяць тому +1

      The Replika design bureau would like a word with you about proliferating bad advice to our comrades serving alongside their LSTR pioneer replikas. They would also like to congratulate you for your spontaneous reassignment to S-23 Sierpinski and your new life as a miner!

    • @kittencaboodle8124
      @kittencaboodle8124 Місяць тому +1

      UH OH

    • @chaosgrunt9554
      @chaosgrunt9554 Місяць тому

      @@kittencaboodle8124 AEON is sure that this wonderful new opportunity in your life will open your heart and mind to new ways you can serve our great nation.

    • @atomheart7907
      @atomheart7907 15 годин тому +2

      This was ghost written by Adrianne Yeoung

  • @serenadotbat
    @serenadotbat Рік тому +188

    BATMAN YOU CANT STOP ME FROM DATING THE GUNDAM

  • @nascar241993
    @nascar241993 Рік тому +156

    No sleep, only Eule time.

    • @banzeyegaming2234
      @banzeyegaming2234 5 місяців тому +2

      That is going to be one happy Eule.
      And...probably pregnant, if Replikas can get pregnant...can they? The fact that that's even a question should show just how _weird_ Replikas are: not quite android, not quite human.

  • @elifdot
    @elifdot Рік тому +365

    why you all have to do my man Adler so dirty, WHYYYYY
    He literally did nothing wrong, just look at his jaw line, that guy is a literal chad!
    Also, you forgot that with the storches you could probably, just go to the local park and start throwing rocks at loving couples on valentines day...ah the memories, that could be made

  • @Maximusthalos
    @Maximusthalos Рік тому +299

    Through out the entire video I couldn't stop thinking about that fanart of a STAR handing you a note that says 'thers a pipe bomb in ur locker' with harts around it lol. SORTCH all the way. A terrible decision but I I like my women unreasonably tall and unreasonably angry.

    • @Cristiferbeast
      @Cristiferbeast  Рік тому +49

      KNCR "Star Hunter what did i tell you about the pipe bombs?"
      Hunter "idk"
      KNCR "no pipe bombs"
      Hunter "Thats why i forgot, it was stupid"

    • @quantum5661
      @quantum5661 Рік тому +14

      wait theres actual fan art of that?

  • @НефёдовВадим-ю7у
    @НефёдовВадим-ю7у Рік тому +138

    Imo I'm not sure if Mynahs are illiterate, mainly because finding such a person in a nation with mandatory ed is almost as hard as finding reasons why Adler is not cringe.
    I know it's said in the game that they don't have to keep a diary, but I think that's just because the nation could bother less to make a separate production line of comically oversized writing tools just for double checking the most stable replika model. Also if they couldn't read they would not be able to perform as well as they did in their mining ops, and the mere thought of them not being able to read the manuals and safety warnings would give their storch supervisor a brain aneurysm.
    P.s. whenever I think of Mynahs and writing I get a clear image of that one secretary robot from wall-e - just a hulking mass of metal, typing slowly with two fingers on a way too small computer, and it's adorable as all hell. Love them Mynahs.

    • @Nyx_Eos
      @Nyx_Eos 8 місяців тому +2

      "They may not be fast, or efficient, but they work hard and it's all we ask"

  • @VocalMabiMaple
    @VocalMabiMaple 10 місяців тому +34

    btw, when the game means stable they don't mean stable. It's an internal document from the military to prevent their "personalities from breaking down" as in making sure the androids dont deviate from expect behavior. Destabilization mostly means giving them increased sense of self agency, although in some cases it can definitely cause extreme mental breakdown in replikants. That being said, if they don't wanna break down, it's still nice to help them with that.

  • @realityquake4773
    @realityquake4773 Рік тому +71

    Everyone: Focusing on which robot they want to domme them
    Me: WHY ARE YOU WASTING SO MANY BULLETS!

  • @vindicatorman8550
    @vindicatorman8550 Рік тому +42

    >you're dating a gundam
    a 10/10

  • @motharchenemy8549
    @motharchenemy8549 11 місяців тому +33

    I like to think Kolibri’s bioresonance mindreading isn’t infallible as long as you fall into the school of thought of Atton Rand. Propping up mental walls, false thoughts and lusts, strong emotions, hell even just playing games in your head to throw these units off the trail of your true intentions. Imagine being able to fool the pants on all the units in some elaborate mindgame where they would otherwise be unchallenged and undefeated.

    • @БруноБуччелати-н6б
      @БруноБуччелати-н6б 9 місяців тому +12

      Me, playing a full-volume Tik-Tok in my head to drive the Kolibri to the brink of insanity (the TF2 buff men are too much)

    • @motharchenemy8549
      @motharchenemy8549 9 місяців тому +2

      personally I would just spam pillarmen theme mentally

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 9 місяців тому

      @@motharchenemy8549 happens without me wanting to anyway, might as well make the mindfuckers suffer as well

  • @konrad1594
    @konrad1594 Рік тому +214

    Okay remember if you have the time, the skills and the team for ,make a signalis fan-dating sim game with all the characters as possible girlfriends and boyfriends ,and i mean everyone
    And remember gotta catch them all

    • @Cristiferbeast
      @Cristiferbeast  Рік тому +46

      I will become a 1 Man Army and produce this (if i learn how)

    • @newstreak
      @newstreak 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Cristiferbeast been one year, how’s it going along?

  • @ImNotFine44
    @ImNotFine44 8 місяців тому +21

    I think chilling with an ara in a little maintenance tunnel hideout would be nice

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому +3

      Pop open a couple brews and fix some wires or something.. Sounds peaceful!

    • @potatokilr7789
      @potatokilr7789 Місяць тому +1

      He kinda skipped over the ARAR unit

  • @thequestionguy6695
    @thequestionguy6695 Рік тому +79

    "She EULE on my Adler til I Signalis"

    • @thequestionguy6695
      @thequestionguy6695 Рік тому +26

      This is an example of brain rot

    • @KeyboardTarantula
      @KeyboardTarantula 10 місяців тому

      brain so rot he replied to himself.@@thequestionguy6695

    • @LaRavachole
      @LaRavachole 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@thequestionguy6695Brain- *ROTFRONT?!?*

  • @titanosaurdy9493
    @titanosaurdy9493 Рік тому +123

    I thinks Eules, Elsters, Stars and Kolibris would make good wives in my opinion

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому +1

      eehhhhh... I don't know about Kolibri. She might suddenly arrest you for thought crimes.

  • @bluecheesezilla
    @bluecheesezilla Рік тому +104

    That thumbnail art is adorable. Good job on Apni's part

    • @Cristiferbeast
      @Cristiferbeast  Рік тому +10

      Apni is an amazing dude! Love his work

    • @Apnoiac
      @Apnoiac Рік тому +10

      Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!

  • @waroonh4291
    @waroonh4291 Рік тому +46

    FALKE is love, FALKE is live.

    • @waroonh4291
      @waroonh4291 Рік тому +6

      i think this is ridiculous but we need SIGNALIS dating sims game, i'm buy it up to $400 per-order package wih a lot of staff and artbook for ... passion, with no reason.

  • @grobulgroose1776
    @grobulgroose1776 Рік тому +45

    A silly vid like this really helps cope with the post-game depression

  • @Retarded_Ape
    @Retarded_Ape Рік тому +39

    Just imagine all the crazy shit that kolibris and falkes could do in bed lmaoooo

    • @glukhar_agapov9990
      @glukhar_agapov9990 9 місяців тому +4

      They start makin my shit fly an shi, kna what I mean playa? Doing 360s n shit all'up on tha thang. (I am clinically insane)

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 8 місяців тому

      ​@@glukhar_agapov9990they got to him

  • @NorthernNorthdude91749
    @NorthernNorthdude91749 Рік тому +21

    Elster is peak android waifu and I'll die on this hill surrounded by corrupted Replikas before I ever admit otherwise.

  • @themojogamer75
    @themojogamer75 Рік тому +38

    AKA, In which Cristiferbeast justifies dating a STAR

    • @Cristiferbeast
      @Cristiferbeast  Рік тому +11

      Im a Eule Fan tbh XD

    • @themojogamer75
      @themojogamer75 Рік тому +4

      @@Cristiferbeast I KNOW WHAT I SAID! (I kid, das valid lol)

    • @Sombrita00
      @Sombrita00 5 місяців тому

      They are tall, strong, and kinda angy
      Why i wouldn't?

  • @Spiral-Mark
    @Spiral-Mark Рік тому +64

    I would date Eules and Elsters because they're S tier in my eyes.
    Eules are adorable sweethearts. I would make 2 conditions: being mindful of our neighbors and me having insomnia I would tell them to please go to bed or keep the noise down.
    The Elsters are so cool and badass despite never trying to be. While it feels intimidating to talk to them, I still would strike many conversations/topics, hang out, and go wherever with them; even ask what they like.

    • @horuho245
      @horuho245 Рік тому +6

      the way to satisfy both an Eule and the neighbors is to give the Eule ANC headphones

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому

      @@horuho245 there you go! I'm sure your prospective Eule GF would treasure some nice headphones

  • @jonathannjembe7788
    @jonathannjembe7788 11 місяців тому +21

    Man litteraly made a waifu tier list based on a depressing survival horror game.
    The dedication is unreal 😯🔥

    • @Frille512
      @Frille512 9 місяців тому +1

      The duality of man or something idk

    • @ImNotFine44
      @ImNotFine44 8 місяців тому

      Gotta distract the mind from the depressing truth of life somehow

  • @Mikahonshi
    @Mikahonshi 6 місяців тому +5

    The dating guide we didnt ask for but the dating guide we wanted

  • @silent_stalker3687
    @silent_stalker3687 Рік тому +24

    7:27
    Life sizes Falke sexdoll exists the guy posted pics of her sitting in a chair which has cushions attached to the walls behind it.

    • @bodhimeme3385
      @bodhimeme3385 Рік тому +23

      i need to see a picture of this because holy shit thats fucking wack.

    • @300kyuubi
      @300kyuubi Рік тому +7

      @@bodhimeme3385 same

    • @el_chaneke_1237
      @el_chaneke_1237 Рік тому +5

      I need that picture

    • @Bansheez028
      @Bansheez028 Рік тому +7

      what platform did you find this on cause I have a feeling its reddit 💀

    • @SavageReaperRed
      @SavageReaperRed 11 місяців тому +8

      Bro is telling not showing fr

  • @Soviet_Man56
    @Soviet_Man56 Рік тому +11

    The ultimate guide to Signalis lore in shipper's eyes.

  • @НефёдовВадим-ю7у
    @НефёдовВадим-ю7у Рік тому +33

    Finally, the content that answers questions we all have been asking.

  • @ceno0alt952
    @ceno0alt952 Рік тому +41

    you missed the point about Elster, shes 100% gay

    • @sylvo1057
      @sylvo1057 Рік тому +6

      LSTR-512 is, but how do we know that all of them are?

    • @ceno0alt952
      @ceno0alt952 Рік тому +6

      @@sylvo1057 she's based on gay's personality

    • @sylvo1057
      @sylvo1057 Рік тому +14

      @@ceno0alt952 tbh, if I was a girl AI clone of a girl AI clone, and I was stuck on a ship with another lady for years on end I'd probably be gay too.

    • @NorthernNorthdude91749
      @NorthernNorthdude91749 Рік тому +1

      @@ceno0alt952 Never explicitly stated she's full on gay. Besides, she's fictional, her sexuality can be whatever.

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому +1

      And 95% of the Eusan Nation are women. Presumably all most of the men died in wars with the Empire, but when all your options are women, suddenly you might feel a little fruity!
      I imagine all the Replikas are made to not have romantic relationships in mind, but they formed nonetheless.

  • @NoRegs30
    @NoRegs30 Рік тому +14

    Instructions unclear
    currently stuck in a dream

  • @scrubslayer678
    @scrubslayer678 Рік тому +23

    Very informational, many thanks indeed.

  • @MrViki60
    @MrViki60 Рік тому +18

    He's literally me.

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 Рік тому +2

      AND I HATE EVERYTHING.

  • @MasteropHat42
    @MasteropHat42 Рік тому +14

    I pick loveable gundom mech girl
    1. she a gundom
    2. she a gundom

  • @AVeryAngryIronWarrior
    @AVeryAngryIronWarrior Рік тому +46

    God damn it you didn't talk any of them liking firearms because I'm a massive gun nerd

    • @Cristiferbeast
      @Cristiferbeast  Рік тому +27

      They all love guns bar Mynahs and Adlers (Alders just like Pens)!

    • @AVeryAngryIronWarrior
      @AVeryAngryIronWarrior Рік тому +8

      @@Cristiferbeast ah thank you for telling me

    • @Frille512
      @Frille512 9 місяців тому +8

      stars keep miltary firearms as fetish objects lol

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому +1

      You might want to be apprehensive around guns around any Elsters. Might get the thousand yard stare out of them..

  • @RQAlice
    @RQAlice Рік тому +16

    I'll take KLBR. I have no thoughts to read to begin with.

  • @a.parker7362
    @a.parker7362 Рік тому +16

    The dishonorable mention 😂

  • @sawney_bean
    @sawney_bean 7 місяців тому +7

    Storch my beloved ❤
    Also i think that dating one kolibri means you will not have any sort of privacy even during the "repetitive action" you can expect all the kolibris to be staring at you

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому +1

      theyd probably want to join in (assuming you're doing a good job. and they would know.)

  • @cameraslime
    @cameraslime 7 місяців тому +4

    "Cons: she will beat you"
    i mean......

  • @kiddingjust6946
    @kiddingjust6946 Рік тому +18

    Yandere adler seems kinda cool ngl

    • @ImNotFine44
      @ImNotFine44 8 місяців тому

      Except for the fact that he only has eyes for falke

    • @dr.freshmemes3696
      @dr.freshmemes3696 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ImNotFine44 ok but... what if you were a falke? what about then

    • @ImNotFine44
      @ImNotFine44 8 місяців тому

      @@dr.freshmemes3696 well im not really into men

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому

      @@dr.freshmemes3696 probably would have bigger things to worry about than Adler 😭

    • @dr.freshmemes3696
      @dr.freshmemes3696 4 місяці тому

      @@jooot_6850 Yeah but he'll be so annoying. never leaving you alone and makeing puzzles

  • @onthespiral4054
    @onthespiral4054 Рік тому +13

    Why must UA-cam oppress us

    • @kirklandredwood8225
      @kirklandredwood8225 5 місяців тому

      replikussies that’s what

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому

      @@kirklandredwood8225 unfortunately i don't think they have any of those. I guess you can still make it work but yeah no replikussy for anyone

  • @lordalexino
    @lordalexino Рік тому +8

    By the way i speak german so if you wanna know what some of the things mean or how to pronaunce things feel free to reach out

  • @trevorfranks69
    @trevorfranks69 Рік тому +22

    I want Mynah to be my big sis gf

  • @lordalexino
    @lordalexino Рік тому +10

    I am not sure what to make of this video but it sure is entertaining

  • @androgenius_alisa
    @androgenius_alisa Рік тому +28

    I feel like inherent PTSD would realistically be a problem in dating LSTR.
    Also, I am new to Signalis fandom, but judging from the overall experience and the Blohaj remark, are we all trans here?

    • @_wheeler8601
      @_wheeler8601 11 місяців тому +1

      nope, I'm factory specs. But the only thing as a dude I enjoy more then one women, is two kissing.

    • @shelkton.7991
      @shelkton.7991 10 місяців тому +5

      No I haven't mutilated myself or pumped toxic chemicals into my body

    • @androgenius_alisa
      @androgenius_alisa 10 місяців тому +5

      @@shelkton.7991 fake Signalis fan.
      Also, learn what toxic is.

    • @worstfriend9456
      @worstfriend9456 10 місяців тому +1

      Just a lil

    • @LaRavachole
      @LaRavachole 8 місяців тому

      Yes

  • @lolagagginw812lol7
    @lolagagginw812lol7 Рік тому +10

    Interesting concept about Replika's! I like it.

    • @Sombrita00
      @Sombrita00 5 місяців тому

      Actually this is all canon info xd

  • @conskript
    @conskript 7 місяців тому +1

    I think I would want a Elster unit, silent, smart, handy with pretty much anything, would make for a nice comfy GF that would listen to my issues, nod along or shake her head in most cases, perhaps even talk every now and then, the idea of a shy Replika is very appealing, not to mention you get the satisfaction of watching her grow and become more comfortable around you.

  • @ВиталийГлинкин-ж1э
    @ВиталийГлинкин-ж1э 4 місяці тому +1

    Yep, being alone is still better. Having Ara friend, on the other hand, seems fun. Especially crawling through the tunnels to mess with Stars.

  • @Scrymzon
    @Scrymzon 5 місяців тому +3

    I'd date God, i mean Falke, I think people who thinks they are too good to fail are adorable, besides, raising my self to be her equal no matter how unattainable is a good goal. Maybe she'd give me impossible labors like the tales of Hercules.

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому +1

      mfw she makes you see beyond the Gate and you end up disappearing from reality

  • @GothDrossel
    @GothDrossel 10 місяців тому +1

    Kolibri sound like my kind of girls, cute nerds, however this does mean we'll always need a step stool around the house since neither of us would be tall

  • @Boy54-qp5pg
    @Boy54-qp5pg 2 місяці тому +1

    3:47 Hello, batman😂

  • @aReT4RTedduck
    @aReT4RTedduck Рік тому +17

    Mynah best girl😎🔥

  • @emi_1337
    @emi_1337 Рік тому +24

    To guys here in the comments: Gib auf. They are all gay. Ironically, with the exception of Adler. Since he fell for Falke.

    • @NorthernNorthdude91749
      @NorthernNorthdude91749 Рік тому +6

      There's nothing explicitly stating they're solely gay though. They could be bi.
      Und nein, ich werde niemals aufgeben. Elster ist das beste Replika waifu.

    • @worstfriend9456
      @worstfriend9456 11 місяців тому +3

      I unironicly couldn't stand this game when it first came out a year ago and now I'm transitioning mtf and I love it now. Maybe it's fate. Maybe my brain wasn't wired right
      Literally gave up after a hour of playing, now I wish I wasn't busy all the time to play it

    • @monte8901
      @monte8901 11 місяців тому +3

      Nuh hu, I can make Adler gay

    • @thereallordshrek4205
      @thereallordshrek4205 10 місяців тому +1

      Damn so the guys really got no one

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому

      @@thereallordshrek4205 plenty of Gestalts but they're probably gay too

  • @JEVSant
    @JEVSant 13 днів тому +1

    The game: a lovecraftian horror with tragic shakesperean undertones where reality is twisted beyond comprehension also death 💀💀
    The fandom: who's the best replika to date? Come and find out :D
    And im here for it

  • @commandermaverick1487
    @commandermaverick1487 Рік тому +1

    I didn’t know that this game had replicas. I am here when you thought of the replicas in fear.

  • @ravensong13
    @ravensong13 11 місяців тому +3

    *lesbians frantically writing notes*

  • @mayak1649
    @mayak1649 2 місяці тому +2

    Perhaps, this is hell

  • @kadeng8712
    @kadeng8712 9 місяців тому +3

    My gf is like elster. She likes being on her own, is very loyal and smart, just everything good. Perfect gf

  • @theflame5665
    @theflame5665 10 місяців тому +2

    Kolibri is perfect. I love her so much. All of her sisters are welcome to visit any time

  • @YoRHaUnit2Babe
    @YoRHaUnit2Babe 11 місяців тому +1

    as 2B, I've heard Love is forbidden here too

  • @dariuswoods5312
    @dariuswoods5312 11 місяців тому +2

    I know myself well enough, that I'd pick a Storch without hesitation. Just be honest and do as she commands and everything'll be fine!

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому

      Storch reads as borderline abusive to me. She might find something wrong just for an excuse to let off some sadism.
      That's Hell you're walking into.

  • @TayakoX
    @TayakoX Рік тому +20

    Even tho i like short girls and I’m a huge geek myself, but daaaamn i d pick Elster only, she is just too perfect ❤ 1000000/10!
    And i do really feel like Star units d be such perfect pickup masters, my second fav)
    (LMAO also laughing hard at 0/10 for simp-ler XDD)

  • @LynnetteJJW
    @LynnetteJJW Рік тому +4

    whys no one talking about the gameplay? what conversion for what game is this?

    • @Cristiferbeast
      @Cristiferbeast  Рік тому +3

      Signalis,
      Camera Perspective Mod available on Nexus :)

  • @JASONCao-l4g
    @JASONCao-l4g Рік тому +3

    thank you for an informative resource I can used for reference in my personal project

  • @alley4978
    @alley4978 Рік тому +3

    Funny how you still answer to comments even till this day. It's cool

  • @3Bitjoke
    @3Bitjoke 5 місяців тому +2

    Nah imagine a dnd sesh with kolibri

  • @A_Old_Qrow
    @A_Old_Qrow Рік тому +5

    Heard something about reading!? There a book here!?

  • @kabbacallisto
    @kabbacallisto 11 місяців тому +3

    being prone to beating people is a,,, bad trait,,??????? What,,,.

  • @Apnoiac
    @Apnoiac Рік тому +12

    NEED STARLING GF

  • @kirklandredwood8225
    @kirklandredwood8225 5 місяців тому

    owl’s are beauty queens, macaws are Gogo gadget like nerds, starling’s are hard worker’s with a military kink, storks are hardcore goth lovers, hummingbirds are tiny controlling Asian twins to octuplets, mynahs are walking tanks with a mommy trait, eagles are obsessive horn dogs if you are a falcon, falcons are straight up doctor Manhattans with a ego, magpies are clarke class engineers who are introverts

  • @brandonhollar2990
    @brandonhollar2990 Рік тому +10

    Sir I'd like a good helping of Eule and Elster

  • @serenadotbat
    @serenadotbat Рік тому +3

    What we really wanted to know about

  • @azizyahaya2174
    @azizyahaya2174 Рік тому +6

    Is it possible for me to take parts from different Replika units and assemble my own custom android waifu as if im playing with goddamn legos? Also awesome video. Subbed

    • @kidinky1271
      @kidinky1271 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😅why would you do that?!??

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому +1

      @@kidinky1271 8 foot tall Eule, trust

  • @velveetaenthusiast
    @velveetaenthusiast Рік тому +2

    I see no bad side to dating a mynah

  • @TakeMeToYoFishmonger
    @TakeMeToYoFishmonger 5 місяців тому +2

    Yall are COOKED

  • @mugginsthedestroyer
    @mugginsthedestroyer 10 місяців тому +2

    this made me laugh more than it should

  • @raccoonsolid
    @raccoonsolid 11 місяців тому +3

    Mynah's a good girl. Love Mynah.

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому

      shoulder back rides too! Mynah's up there for sure!

  • @lmaogod2091
    @lmaogod2091 Рік тому +3

    Nice video. Respect!

  • @alperengurses3285
    @alperengurses3285 Рік тому +4

    Ok Now here me out ..... FALKE

  • @Mark-tx9kz
    @Mark-tx9kz 10 місяців тому +3

    As a fellow gay im questioning myself

    • @nt33_old
      @nt33_old 9 місяців тому

      ​@@moonvbtfactory reset 💀

  • @raidermaxx2324
    @raidermaxx2324 4 місяці тому +1

    are you using some sort of first person mod ?

  • @zealouszombie
    @zealouszombie 11 місяців тому +1

    Why'd You Kill The One At The Mirror :

  • @abrahamrangel2326
    @abrahamrangel2326 2 місяці тому +1

    Seek God

  • @SchmunklyGroover
    @SchmunklyGroover 10 місяців тому +2

    Either sortch or elster. I think it is obvious why.

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому

      That's Hell you're walking into.

  • @jojolasti2416
    @jojolasti2416 Рік тому +3

    how? you can play signalis in 3d?

  • @worstfriend9456
    @worstfriend9456 11 місяців тому +1

    Obvious answer kolibris polycule
    Unles a blahaj pile comes included with Mynah

  • @temporary_error_3264
    @temporary_error_3264 Рік тому +3

    This oozes guptill 89 vibes.
    And not in a good way.

  • @el_chaneke_1237
    @el_chaneke_1237 Рік тому +4

    Team kolibri forever

  • @morindaphala4569
    @morindaphala4569 3 місяці тому +1

    I want a storch to be a basketball player

  • @neko1311
    @neko1311 11 місяців тому

    Это буквально Дед Спейс...

  • @cmd34sback
    @cmd34sback Рік тому +1

    Now this is content

  • @thedoc7184
    @thedoc7184 11 місяців тому +1

    Robots indeed

  • @trashaimgamer7822
    @trashaimgamer7822 Рік тому +2

    Oh... OOOHHH I get it. ADLER is just a massive YANDERE. Thank you for clearing that up! :D

  • @thecrazyamerican
    @thecrazyamerican Рік тому +2

    is there a first person mod or somthing

  • @gray_exists9905
    @gray_exists9905 Рік тому +2

    Is that a 3rd person esc mod or?

  • @ItIsNat.
    @ItIsNat. 11 місяців тому +1

    Saw this video a lot for a good while and watched this just now. Eule are cute so why not.

  • @PH0BES
    @PH0BES 5 місяців тому

    EULE: 9/10
    ARA: 7/10
    STAR: 8/10
    STORCH: 1/10
    KOLIBRI: 6/10
    ADLER: 0/10
    ELSTER: 7/10
    MYNAH: 7/10
    FALKE: 0/10
    (This is just my opinion of the Replika’s)