Inscryption - Part 2
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
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What a Grizzly Outcome
It would be interesting to beat him after that and see what happens with the rest of the game
Also, loved your playthrough man! You were really good
What a surprise to see you here
Here's the guy that made the Exodia of Inscryption
Hey it’s the guy who one shot the moon
Hey, it's the strongest card in game.
Stoat: "Bad Play."
Mark: "You're a bad play, shut up!"
Stoat: *_"Exactly."_*
YOOOOOOO
*stoat
😆
Stoat*
Lol
Every single time Mark sacrifices a bunny for a 1 cost when he has a perfectly usable cat already on the board, I cry
SO REAAL and how he completly doesnt understand how the flying sigil works
You can't expect someone to understand this game right of the batch, plus he gets much better in later episodes!
@@b.a1535ermmm i did (ignore the fact that i have actively played at least 4 other card games before inscryption)
Good
I love how he wins so quick. but watching his decision making in this game is physically painful for me lol.
-has an infinite reviving card,
-sacrifices a fighter instead.
i have to fast forward sometimes its makes me cringe so hard and i love mark lol
lol, I often like to use a tactic I call “conduits”, where I place a card like a cat, which is sacrificial and has no attack, behind something else that has no damage, and I just remove the worry of a whole lane, and also getting a free sacrifice extra every turn.
I feel like he played better than Snuyy tho, and he's a card gamer
@@Uncle_Hargle smart
@@Uncle_Hargledo you add worthy sacrifice to the cat to get infinite grizzlies?
According to the wiki, the reason the Black Goat's icon changes to cute maid goat is because Mark chose the _goat eye_ to replace his own when he used the special dagger. That's pretty funny.
Thtas funny as hell, i never even uses the dagger untill last biss up till my friend said i need to use earlyer to progress, so i never weven thought to try other eyes, lol.
OH I wasn't even able to tell what the eye was
@@r.j.penfold I thought it was a frog eye ngl lol but it also makes sense that it's a goat eye
@@gayairconditioner8977 wait so the guy said that hes not the first one to lose his eye so did he play with a goat before?!
HELLO INTERNET! WELCOME TO GAME THEORY
OwO goat
Mark: "If i had my FLYING UYURULI, i would win in this turn!!!"
Urayuli: *on strike until Mark can pronounce its name right*
it's driving me insane LMAO
@¡ Eshun ! I'm pretty sure it sounds something like yur-a-yooli, but correct me if I'm wrong because I want to know too and mark's mispronunciation killed me. This reminds me so much of how he mispronounced Sebastian Castanellos' name wrong every time in The Evil Within and The Evil Within 2 😂
HE HAD WOLF PELTS HE COULD HAVE PLAYED TO TAKE THE HITS NOW WTF.
that is driving me NUTSSS
I've been mad about that for a while
Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this"
Also Mark: *chooses one cost instead of free*
hahaha I was so angry at him
Thank you, I was searching for this comment
lmao yess
Had to pause and look for someone's comment. I couldn't be the only one pissed about it lmao
FFS how can mark manage to piss me off every 5 mins
Watching Mark hover over the squirrels every time and watching him never take one is incredible. It's like it just doesn't enter his mind, even when he's looking directly at it. Truly fascinating.
he is the king of squirrels after all
Mark: "I'm not gona be dumb about the cost of the card!"
*picks the 1 Blood-cost instead of the 0*
I was so disappointed but then laughed when he said I'm not going to be dumb about this.
That was funny
It made me facepalm
I screamed so loud
At least it wasn't the MOST dumb decision in that set XD
"I'm not gonna be dumb about this, we're choosing the 1 blood cost"
*completely ignores the 0 cost of the pelt*
Exactly
Yeah i was screaming
i was so mad when he didnt do the pelt
Then it was revealed he was actually being big brain and he couldn’t sacrifice the pellets
@@nameplease8811 It was the death card. You can choose the FREE pelt.
impressed how mark was able to beat trapper on his first “real” try
I mean, he beat the first half, but there is no way to know for sure if he would have been able to win the second. He had 3 pelts in-hand at the end of the half, and tr trapper gives you an additional one when you beat him. This means that mark would then be able to "buy" half of the overpowered beasts that get added to the table, but they go into his hand, and not onto his side of the table, But he did not have enough blood to sacrifice in his hand to do much after that.
I was able to beat all of the bosses in the first tutorial phase, even with the "too fast, too soon" op bears (it wasn't my first try but i deleted the save data to try and do it so i knew what i was doing already)
@@madzone3104 So you didn't actually beat it on the first tutorial phase. You cheated.
@@kosm999 after you erase the data it's like starting the game for the first time with leshy explaining the rules and "not beeing allowed to beat the angler", the only advantage i had was knowledge, you can't beat it if you don't know the games mechanics that's why i said i beat all of the bosses in the tutorial phase, because i did, i literally beat leshy before dying and creating your first memento card
@@madzone3104 So you cheated
26:06 - The legend of the flying Urayuli begins.
and ends
Uyaruli, as he so elegantly puts it.
When Mark doesn't realize he took the goat's eye and that's why the black goats are all @w@ at him, lmao
In other playthrus I’ve watched, by the time they use the dagger the player can get a “special” eye that advances the story. Leave it to Mark to get an entirely different kind of “special” eye!
@@blueroses4112 Really? I thought the player only had the opportunity to get the special eyeball on at least their second replacement eye. It was in ManlyBadassHero's (who also got the goat eye) and maybe Jack's.
@@salemcrow5078 you can get the special eye after you die twice, he got the dagger before he died twice hence wasn't able to get the special eye
Oh, is that what it is? I've played a LOT of this game, but I'd still never seen that different goat art. It's crazy how many secrets and little touches are in this game!
@@salemcrow5078 I got it first eye but I had died twice
I love how marks chaotically makes the worst and most inefficient decisions, but knowing him it’s still going to all play out it in his favour anyway xD
This man has insane luck sometimes 💀
annoyingly so.
Oh yeah, I have no idea how he succeeds sometimes
Don't read my name✓©=€=€=¢€[
Just like Ethan says he is the dumbest at the Same time the smartest person 😂
Markiplier with a hand full of main deck cards: "I've got nothing to playyyyy!"
Also Markiplier: *Ignores squirrels and draws more main deck cards*
LITERALLY WTF😭
the worst part was when he played the moleman instead of the warren
Nah the worst part was when he chose the 1 blood cost instead of free.
@@yinakiyama true
Why does he do this?? Is it on purpose??
39:37 “I’m not gonna be dumb about this!”
Proceeds to pick 1 cost instead of 0😅
Truly broke my heart rewatching this😭😭
I cannot wait for Mark to see the rest of this game, he’s in for a wild ride
God yeah, just got done with watching a playthrough and aaaa
yea i watched superhorrorbro play it and it feels like a weird dream to watch and probably the same feeling to play
Indeed he is.
Same! Blown away that it’s a $19.99 price tag.
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Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this one"
Me sobbing into my hands: "He's just so... *god. damn. dumb."*
I screamed when he didn't pick the pelt. God damn.
Username checks out
Ikr, he doesn't use any logic in the game but somehow still manages to win. It is killing me lmao
You are not alone. The pain is real. Watching him get through fights when he is also making them harder for himself is so entertaining and stressful.
not understanding how this game works but knowing enough to appreciate how he bullshits his way through each fight is incredibly entertaining
Mark: “I managed to turn a sure loss into a win!”
Grizzlies: “I’m about to end this mans whole career.”
For real
My jaw dropped
0:15 TOOF
Funny thing is you can win against that if you have a multistrike creature with enough damage or death touch.
@@ReshyShira mantis God with poison be like:
I was in such sync with mark's himbo energy that I KNEW he'd get the 1 blood cost at the end before he finish the word "dumb"
*The Flying Urayuli* is a great excuse for any situation, including:
"I can't go to work because *The Flying Urayuli* won't let me leave the house."
"I was so close to finishing that TPS report, but *The Flying Urayuli* trashed my computer and then vanished without a trace."
"Dunno what to tell you, officer. *The Flying Urayuli* must have claimed another victim."
Love it :D
😂😂 And gamewise all of the bears could defend against flying so he'd still be done for
This comment made me laugh way more than it should've😂😂
Ah yes, the new Tokoloshe
i'm dying:))))
36:05
What Mark essentially made here is a movable unkillable infinite sacrifice card
The Cockroach will give 4 bones back to itself and will return to your hand once it's dead, which means you can sacrifice it as much as you like on any space that you want for a maximum 4 times in one round. You did a good play with the roach, but you need to realize it's actual potential, Mark
Actually use your OP card !
Yeah but when are you going have 4 one blood cards in your hand?
He said at some point in the video that he wasn't sure if sacrificing it would allow the card back into his hand, and he didn't want to risk it because he was at 1 candle.
@@JonesCrimson 4 times seperately,
As we see in the video, sacrifice tokens don't stack because then the cat would be OP, the cockroach is basically another infinite cat that you just have to place on the deck everytime you sacrifice it. You can't physically use a 4 sacrifice card with just the cockroach. You need either a goat and the cockroach or 4 creatures you're willing to sacrifice
@@X-SPONGED This. He needs to figure these things out before getting much further, or he may stretch this out obscenely long, and make things way harder on himself.
imagine if he put the sacrifice blood thing on the cockroach
I love how Mark was so hyper focused on the way the goat was looking at him that he didn’t notice it was wearing a maid outfit.
It was wearing a maid outfit??!
@@LinningStorm2309 I thought it was a princess dress 😭
I wonder if it was set to change because he chose the goat eye from the box?
@@marissafross9992 yeah the same thing happened to me after I picked the goat eye in my playthrough!!
Dude the uwu goat made my fuckin day, i laughed every time it came on the screen. I love how cute-sy it is amidst such a serious toned game
It's incredibile the precision Mark has in dubbing the charachters' voices, also his voice it's so relaxing
The fact that he's making the worst plays ever but still somehow winning is infinitely entertaining to me
It's crazy! Here I am, screaming at the video, making myself hoarse, knowing full well that he can't hear me
@@FISTOproductions and yet he somehow is doing better than half of us.
As someone who got all the way to the final boss and then died, it is pretty funny to see him accidentally doing good.
Oh.... It's just infuriating for me
SAME
Mark: *puts the Rat King's effect on the cockroach, allowing him to create an infinite loop for said Cockroach*
Me: *He's starting to believe.*
also mark: *doesnt use it*
@@yeetman826 well i mean he still needs 4 bones to play it in the 1st place
@@FuryousD dude didn’t even use the card as an infinite sacrifice lol, mark is big dumb dumb
@@izaktaylor4246 i honestly wouldn't of thought of that but yea u have a point
"I use the bones to get the bones" - Markiplier
Mark makes a combination of the smartest and dumbest plays, he's constantly at either end of the spectrum and he somehow keeps winning, its honestly fascinating
Sometimes at the exact same time, like never sacrificing his cockroach to get things out for free or constantly forgetting cat can be sacrificed multiple times
so true he makes both the dumbest and smartest decisions. One moment I'm face palming and the next its hard to follow his strategy
It's amazing how he's consistently making the smartest decisions and dumbest plays and never once in between.
The fact he’s saying Urayuli wrong makes everything funnier
Edit 1.2.2024 : damn das a lotta likes
100%
Uyaruli* he keeps switching the Y and R lmao which makes it funnier
@@Techmoblad I said the name of the card. Ik he switches the letters
Uyaruri
dont you mean uyaruli?
The army of bears just made me break down laughing. Mark pulled a fucking Yugioh, & came back from the brink & then just BRICK WALL!!!!
The Heart of the Cards was with him, right up until it wasn't.
This card game makes me want to start playing Yu-Gi-Oh again. I have a Geargia deck I need to finish building. I believe I needed to find 3 machine duplicators and I'll be set.
_how are you supposed to beat those bears_
@@mjamin9124 You don't. It keeps you from getting so lucky that you beat the game faster than you're supposed to. The game still had stuff to teach mark after he died. I think you have to die a minimum of like 3-4 times before you can actually beat the game (not counting all the puzzles & junk).
@@mjamin9124 He couldve probbably beaten those bears by stalling with his squirrels, pelts and cockroach on the empty spaces until his own grizzly killed the one in the corner and done enough dmg to win, Not 100% sure He would have enough time off the top of my head but He couldve atleast given a bit more of a fight.
"I'm not winning by overkill a lot"
*had the option to draw a squirrel and summon an Urayuli into an empty spot to deal 7 damage unopposed to an opponent with 1 health left*
Man I wonder what came over him
Ah those good ol' roaches made of wolf skin, always there when you need them! So glad Mark is continuing with this game, so much left to see!!
He hasn't fallen into the rabbit hole yet
I forget that you watch Mark's stuff too!
Well well if it isn't my favorite UA-camr
oh hey lath!
Hay o
card: *says urayuli*
mark: "OOYAROORIE"
39:35 Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this."
Also Mark: Chooses 1 cost when he could have chosen gotten 0 cost.
nah from what i remember the lower the cost the worse cards you get for power and sigil
@@sirgayminator7009 not the case, someone got a 7 health 7 power with the cost of a rabbit pelt
@@angelamurao8273 Woah!
@@angelamurao8273 ManlyBadassHero?
@@angelamurao8273 that sounds manly
Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this!"
Also Mark: *is immediately dumb about it*
It was so painful to see but not a big loss
As an Inscryption player with 26 hours and counting, this mistake made me cry.
dude seriously xD "im not going to be dumb" proceeds to miss the chance to make a zero cost card
@@aeiou644 I'm in the same boat, having finished the game. I believe someone in a Game Grumps comment section described this feeling as "watching one of those mobile game ads where the people refuse to solve the puzzle". Though I get that UA-camrs have to commentate as well as play, and I'd be horrible at that.
I'm glad somebody shed light on this pelty blunder 🤦🏾♂️
Mark: "If I had my FLYING Urayuli--"
also Mark: doesn't notice that all the bears had the sigils that prevent flying
they do have 6 life and it hits for 7 so at least he would kill a bear
@@laharlkent And then die instantly afterwards.
@@cynister7384 If he had played the pelts as defense he could've tanked the hits and let the Urayuli do its work
@@The40Oliver He did not have enough pelts to survive that for long enough.
Also mark: pronouncing it incorrectly throughout his whole demonic chant as "uyaruli" even though it's spelled "urayuli"
the word "flying uyuruli" makes me laugh everytime
It's what came over YOU
THE FLYING U
The fact he never gets the name right makes it funnier
Mark slowly finding the hidden secrets of this game is giving me “Please Don’t Touch Anything” vibes and *I love it*
Fr
Some secrets:
If you set the Clock in the room to Eleven o' clock, you might get something good for the 4th boss fight.
The Cards you see in the painting are what you need to place on the board, doesn't matter if there's other cards on the board, just set those and you might get something good...
The safe's combination never changes.
Snuff out all three flames next to the puzzle shelfs for something good.
Tips: The knife has a purpose, though you may not see it till after your second Death Card.
Always go for the cheapest cost and highest stats for your Death Cards.
Fusion is always good!
Unkillable is the most OP ability in the game! (Ouroboros is your friend.)
@KelvinBB you dont even have a video or a channel linked to it
Please invest absolutely nothing in the game a then tell your viewers that you did good and it took a lot of time... also he should finally play one night at flumptys 3
@@allanbaker3958 Got Unkillable on my squirels during a run, funniest crap ever
Mark: If I only have my Flying Uyaruli you'd be so dead.
Army of flyer-blocking bears: Not even
Actually, if Mark played an Urayuli(Airborne or not), then it would kill the grizzly in their lane, the grizzly behind the now dead grizzly would then(after taking non-lethal overkill damage, not that it matters) strike the Urayuli with 4 damage (less than Urayuli's 7 and therefore non-lethal), this gives them an opportunity to kill the second grizzly which would leave Urayuli an open spot to attack the opponent (Urayuli would only need one shot to kill the opponent if Mark hadn't been struck yet, which he likely hasn't been at this point).
There's a (non-fatal) problem though, Urayuli would strike the opponent on their 3rd turn, this leaves the grizzlies in the other three lanes to attack twice each, so in order for this strategy to work, Mark would need 6 cards that serve the sole purpose of blocking said grizzlies(which is very plausible if he gathers cards like squirrels, rabbits, gecks and especially pelts).
I don't mean to sound like I'm flexing my brain or stroking my ego (I apologize if that's how I came off), I'm just making a point that these barriers aren't impossible to overcome, just difficult (although significantly less so with some carful planning).
Edit: I also didn't miss the point of your comment, Mark seems to still have a lot to learn (case in point, him lamenting about lacking the Harpie's Bridleg Fan), though that won't stand for long given his current rate of progress.
@@liambilendy5690 finally someone that played the game and doesn't say stupid advices. But I still think that he couldn't have won with an Urayuli because he hadn't enough cards to block the 2 bear attacks, because he would have to sacrifice his whole 4 cards. (If he drew the Urayuli he could not have picked the goat for 3 blood)
The only way he could have won is the scissors (or to play smarter in the boss fight)
@@theMemeProduction Yeah, there’s no denying that Mark was completely screwed in this case, you need some careful planning to overcome one of those grizzly walls, my favourite method is to get a pair of scissors and a strange larva (it would need to be played before the first candle is extinguished).
@@liambilendy5690 Yeah, thats a good way to end the bosses before the first "death". After 3 deaths I prefer the ouruboros.
Did you notice that, when he stabbed his eye with the dagger, he didn't get the "All seeing eye" out of the chest. Thats pretty weird. You know why he didn't get it?
@@theMemeProduction It seems to only show up by chance, or perhaps if you'd solved more cabin puzzles by then.
0 Blood Cost for his custom card : _exists_
Mark : "not hard enough"
1 Blood Cost for his custom card : _exists_
Mark, Totally not being a masochist :
"The Perfect amount of Pain !"
Was screaming at this. But still, can't wait until he discovers the twist behind those cards
Sometimes Munchkining is not the answer, you gotta have a little bit of challenge. Or The Free Grizzly stat man kind of makes thing redundent.
I always forget between watches how often I yell out 'SQUIRREL!' when watching Mark play this
So you spend your life telling people to do things when they can't hear or see you?
@@theguywiththewhiteblanket That's normal, despite sounding like they have no life. What's not normal is you calling it out.
There's a ton of these comments in this video alone, do you spend your life calling all of them out?
Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about the cost of the card!"
*continues to be dumb about the cost of the card*
i mean yeah it does seem dumb on the surface but finding fighting cards with 0 cost throughout the game is kinda hard, its a smart move (if you wanna find the card) to give it a blood cost
Watching Mark win while not drawing a single squirrel is the most mildly infuriating thing
God I felt this
He was doing so well in the first episode, micro-managing squirrels and deck, but this episode he just ditched the squirrels
I love how he’ll have the cat on the field and sacrifice a rabbit in his hand
As it is infuriating, it is also impressive
Silently screaming for him to draw more squirrels, yet he still manages 😐
"I'm not gonna be dumb about this."
Immediately chooses 1 cost over no cost
Big brain play mark
YES! IT HURT SOOO MUCH WHEN HE DID THAT
He did that so he could get a better attack and hp card to draw from, cuz the lower the cost, the lower the hp and damage
@@sidharthravi7246 I’m not sure it works that way
@@sidharthravi7246 it does not work that way
@@sidharthravi7246 ManlyBadassHero got very op from his death card, zero cost 7/7 with two way attack and poison.
coming back after having played the game for myself, it is amazing just how effective he is at getting through the game despite his many misplays. Yes, knowledge is a factor, and as much as i want to blame him for not knowing the mechanics of each boss phase, i cannot. What i can blame him for on the other hand is his strange deck building choices, and inability to see the swarming potential he accidently stumbles into.
His cockroach is a great example of sigil synergy, and he never fully realized it. After the initial summon, it is effectively a better cat. sacrifice it, get the card and its cost back for free, play it again, sacrifice, rinse and repeat until he is out of spaces or cards that need sacrifice, all while also outputting damage, something the cat cant do on its own. That isnt even mentioning the secret limitation on cat that the cockroach he built ends up completely bypassing.
Final death card COULD have been FREE, thanks to a pelt showing up as cost option, yet markiplier somehow thinks 1 blood is a better cost.
With multiple warren cards on top of cockroach, tributing should have never been a factor for anything but 3 or 4 blood cost.
The single biggest mistake Markiplier was consistently making is not knowing when to draw from the deck compared to squirrels. He would have no potential sacrifices anywhere in hand or board, build a deck full of sacrifice-needing cards, yet draw from the deck without a solid offense/defense. Maybe if he had some freebies in the deck, i could understand the gamble, but the only cards that fit that description were pelts; things that could at best wall up, but never give blood. Squirrels can wall just as effectively as low tier pelts considering the offensive pressure he was under with most instances of the poor choice.
With all that said, the only chance markipler had to get past speedrunner trapper was to use the knife more wisely, getting an early lead that he only needed to secure 1-2 extra points through FLY DEFENSE (yet another mistake in his assessment of win conditions) grizzlies.
I like how Mark doesn’t want his cat to die when his cat is immortal
just played the game. the cat cant die from sacrificing but it does die from damage at least if memory serves.
Actually it can lose its ability. It's called "many lives" not "immortal." If you sacrifice it nine times it turns into an undead cat.
@@sammoore2082 9 times in 1 game, or total?
@@Jay_Frank one game and thers a nother card that works 13 time IN ONE GAME how did people use it so many times to find that out
@@Yami_sukihero1 act 2
Mark: “You know, the way that goat is looking at me…”
To be fair, it’s very much the way *you’re* looking at *it,* Mark
It only looks like that bc of the eye he chose, of course.
@@poisonedoak6563 wait, is that actually a thing? Or the cards changes because some cards change Everytime you lose
@@BlueRGuy when he chose his replacement eye he chose the Goat eye from the box. Because of that all Goats love him in game. Small easter egg with no other effect but it's pretty cool.
tbf that goat’s got a nice rack. I’m not a furry I swear, I can just appreciate a good goat when I see one.
@@friendist9323 it's okay, denial is always the first phase. We got you. :)
The narration is so good i forget that mark is talking the whole time
Me too, I keep thinking that Mark’s reading voice is canon in the game 😂
Same
If anyone ever created a voice acting mod for this game they need to get mark to play leshy and all of the mask characters, he really does a perfect job with all of them.
This is the worst narration I've ever heard. He's trying to be an Ambiguous Rimworld playthrough and it's sad.
@@arisadefazio7885 to each their own I guess
The voices Mark uses for each of the characters are eerily spot on
Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this. We're gonna get a good cost"
*Passes up the free cost pelt card*
I had to pause for a second seeing that just to be like oh my god what the fuck are you doing
I feel like he doesn't think the pelt cards are actually creatures so much as tokens. That was something that was tripping him up in the fishing boss when he didn't think to place the pelts. Maybe he assumed making it the cost of a pelt would make it only available through the Trapper?
@@tracyblanchard7663 I'm pretty sure he thought it would destroy the pelt if he played it. Ok saw the rest of the video and yeah don't know what to think
Ive been laughing at all the missplays but this one made me go through the five stages of grief
@Trollfeeder1234 made me cry rewatching that tbh
Game: “Pick the cost of the card”
Mark: “I’m gonna be smart about this!” *as he passes over a zero cost pelt for a card for one blood*
Dude I just saw that too and I was shocked. FREE CARD BUT NOPE
Mark: I can't play anything
The squirrel in his hand that he actually needs: Am I a joke to you?
honestly mark frustrates me sometimes
Just use "the squirrel card" mark
Mark sure can make some misplays, but a Squirrel on an empty board isn't a play by itself.
@@cameronross8812 but it can do combo of the blood card (sacrifice card)
@@aria7083 then lobosjr will make you want to kill someone
38:46 “We’re not gonna be dumb about this” then proceeds to pass up the free cost.
markiplier truly plays games with the “it’s just a game” mentality and i love that
Honestly, more people should think like that. Just scrolling through this comment section and the previous vids comments is unenjoyable for the simple fact of that people take this game so seriously and get mad at Mark for playing how he wants to play
@@nevaeh9125 lol remember his undertale videos?
@@fsekalak no, I wasn't really a big fan at the time. I do know about the incident tho. Basically hardcore undertale fans or whatever got pissed because Mark was killing every character. So then Mark didn't make another Undertale vid until a few years later
@@nevaeh9125 I don't think people are seriously mad at Mark for playing the way he plays.
It's just a banter about how frustrating it is to watch it, but at the same time, quite enjoyable.
I also found the prospect of complaining about noobs being noobs quite entertaining.
I believe you mean the "It's just a toy" mentality.
I love how he never considers sacrificing the cat more than once in a single turn lol
If he wasn't so dumb and lovable I wouldn't be so entertained.
@@PrincessSunbutt agreed. After I posted I saw him do it. Once.
24:51 he wastes a rabbit and during the same turn uses the cat for a second time
Mark: "Ants are kind of good."
Also Mark: "This ant business isn't working out."
Oh ants are OP when you stack them right, especially when he starts making totems. Squirrel totem with the queen ant power is ungodly OP (and how I beat the game)
@@FISTOproductions Better start shouting for him to get the next Ant Queen he sees, then.
@@Trunks1stApprentice *Inhales* MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRK!!! MAAAAAAAAAA *Cough* AAAAAARRK!!!
@@FISTOproductions i once got the squirrel beehive totem and every single squirrel was suddenly worth 2. Makes the entire game easier.
That aside my first death card was a 1 cost 7 power and health flying and undying card that made first turn win super easy especially with the mantis or mantis god fused with it.
*The Flying Urayuli* is something I will always vividly remember from this playthrough. That and Sir Fire Esquire.
_Dr._ Fire Esq.
@@galladegamerletsplays No there's both
"I like this sacrificing thing, it's kind of fun." - Markiplier, 2021. Also the Aztecs, probably
Probably
@ET Hardcorgamer Some of the cards are humans
26:45 "IT'S WHAT CAME OVER *YOU* , THE FLYING--"
NFIUEHNTUIE PLEASE THAT CUTOFF.💀💀
The FLYING URAYULI IS COMING FOR YOUR toes :)
That cut off killed me and made me choke on THE FLYING-
Lol
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
NO! IT'S THE FLYING-
Why does it sound like the flying urayuli is a super hero before grabbing mark.
Mark:"I'm not going to be dumb about this I'm going to choose one cost"
When there is clearly a choose for no cost at all 😂
Choice, not choose
@@changedacclol Autocorrect, probably.
I died a lil inside when this happened xd
@@DrunkOnPower maybe.
I got Angry Just a lil
26:15 best bit i died of the laughter
i almost don’t know what’s funnier: the black goat’s face looking like it came out of a dating simulator or mark calling the urayuli *_THE FLYING UYARULI_* for most of the video
Does anyone else see the goat is wearing a camisole...?
...It is the Urayuli and he was calling it the Uyaruli. You got it mixed up too lol.
btw the goat's like that because he picked the goat eyeball.
No, it’s flying UYARULI
@Archaon I knew that eyeball looked weird lol 😂! And the fact that Mark fell for the lure of the black goat after that makes it even funnier 😆.
Some fun facts in case they haven't been said yet: the reason the Black Goat suddenly looks like that is because of the eye Mark picked from the chest! It's only an aesthetic thing and I think it only affects one other thing in the game but it's still fun. Also, the Cat cannot be sacrificed an infinite number of times! It can only be sacrificed 9 times before it transforms into a 2/3 Undead Cat, losing the sacrifice ability.
I love that Black Goat Easter egg! In all the other play-thrus I’ve watched, after using the dagger the player gets a “special” eye that advances the story… but Mark had to pull that move early and we get THIS instead!
UNDEAD CAT
I WANT THAT
BAT CAT UNDEAD BRAT
is that 9 times in a single game or ever?
@@derengalios8785 In a single game! Hence why it's so rare to see it.
Never knew about this. None of the play through a I watched scarified them that many times. Also thank you for explaining the goat thing, both play throughs I’ve seen the goat change was cause of them picking the frog eye but never knew that was the reason behind the goat change. Knew the mage eye changed stuff but didn’t know the others did. What do the other eyes change? Or are they all the kawaii goat besides the mage eye (I’m saying mage since i can’t remember how to spell his name tbh)
"I'm gonna be smart about this and choose a nice low cost one."
Doesn't choose the free cost. Classic Mark.
Gotta leave some room for challenge. Can't just Munchkin your way through life
@@camblycreeper7999 But choosing the path with least resistance with a better payoff is definitely the way.
Dude's a masochist, the harder the better
But he did choose a low-cost one! A man of his word
I was screaming
25:54 "I don't like Louis"
Me(Louis): oh :(
Mark, quote from the wiki as to why the black goat's appearance changed: "This card's portrait changes if the player selects the goat's eye as a replacement after using the Special Dagger. The new portrait will have puppy eyes, as if the goat is in love with the player."
It's because of the eye you chose as a replacement.
Logged over 200 hrs in this game.... and this is the first time I've ever seen that I was so thrown because I thought I found all the secrets in this section!
Mark came out of the womb with maxed out Luck and Charisma stats, but also got a negative status effect wherein every action he takes has a 95% chance of being super reckless and detrimental to his endeavors. But thanks to that Luck stat, it comes out in his favor. He’s the definition of Chaotic Good.
Dark one's own luck. He is Matrim Cauthon.
Leshy: Ah, the felicitous Markimoo. His reckless fortune draws the ire of dark forces.
i swear 💀
The flying Urayuli bit was *PRICELESS*
UNRULY CHILDREN WILL BE C A P T U R E D BY THE FLYING UYARULI
Especially since he was A) Saying it wrong and B) Wrong that it would have helped!
It wasn't priceless it was 4 blood
i often find myself coming back and rewatching this series every time i remember it exists
This game is oddly unsettling with Mark’s character voices.
Honestly his angler voice was spot on
@Patrick Jan someone should make that a mod
@Patrick Jan Yeah. That's the one thing these indie games miss. Voice acting. On the other hand, for UA-cam it's more fun to have someone like Markiplier or Jacksepticeye do a voice rather than sit back and listen, but for playing the game myself, I'd like it if I could listen to one of their voice overs if they were built into the game. I feel like someone could program a mod for Undertale and Deltarune with Jacksepticeye's voice for example, except for the text he didn't read because those games have a lot of paths.
This game is oddly unsettling in general, until you become numb to it of course
*THE FLYING UYAAARULIIIII!!*
It seems like he's missing out on a lot of dialogue because he killed the stinkbug.
I don't think there's that much that he missed
I thought about that too
Tbf it was an accident
None needed- jk
@@tacoblude8208 so? It was still only something an idiot would do. Don't even try saying something ignorant like "it could happen to anyone" yeah, it could be forgiven if he didn't do something just as dumb at least once per move
Just what I need on Thanksgiving. Terror.
@KelvinBB k
@KelvinBB you have no content
Lol, right? Always great having horror as your holiday entertainment
@KelvinBB incep child, go get yo head checked
@KelvinBB *blacklist this channel*
21:28 a decent choice. Still gets the damage bonus and summons another ant, while being cheaper
Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this"
*proceeds to discard the zero cost pelt*
Me: "you idiot. You absolute fool of a man. You've lost and don't even know it. The intelligence has left your body without consent or even a warning."
Is that a Mark quote?
@@murphy7875 I don't think so because I made it up, but it definitely sounds like it could be lol
@@ToothlessDad it sounds like a mix between mark and dwight cuz it reminds me of Dwight at Michael's roast.
im glad i understand nothing about card games and can never absorb the information so i just watch without a clue and have no chance to cringe over a bad play
@@cooperl5511 honestly yeah that's the way to go ig, Mark is a weird one because he'll pull a 999 IQ move right out of his butt and then proceed to do the dumbest shit ever.
"I like the Sacrificing thing, that's pretty fun"
- Markiplier, 2021
Mark "totally not a cultist" Fischbach
Not aggressive at all :D 👍🏼
Haven’t watched the full video yet, but if Mark still hasn’t learned you can read the card abilities I’m gonna eat my socks.
Edit: My socks get to live another day.
We know you haven't watched the full video yet. He uploaded the 40 minute video 6 minutes ago and you put out this comment 5 minutes ago... Lmao.
@@hammy_bottoms No shi Sherlock
@KelvinBB L + Ratio + Markiplier is better
@@hammy_bottoms I’m aware, but I know that there will always be someone like “yOu’LL kNoW iF yOu fULlY wAtChED tHe ViDEo” if I didn’t.
Since you didn't eat your socks maybe you could give them to me (yknow, for science & stuff)
20:05 I had no idea the goat could look like that...
Mark: *literally has a Squirrel card in hand* "Well I guess I can't play anything."
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, MARK!!
Right!? My throat went sore screaming at him
It dosen't matter if he has a squirrel card, if you don't want to block damage its fine to keep it. There isn't a card limit of how much you can put down
"too fast too soon"
lol the game does that when youre doing better than youre supposed to be
I never saw that I guess I suck lmfao
Ngl though I think my late game deck could’ve beaten those grizzly bears. I had some op af cards.
@@JoeProKill nah youre not really supposed to see it, its basically hard gating saying you're not supposed to be here yet
@@JoeProKill It just happens if you get too far in the first 1 or 2 attempts so you don't miss the story
LOL, I am confident I will never experience the grizzly wall then XD. I was scared to death that was what happened after the trapper's first life since I can't beat him even once, so this is very reassuring information X'D
@@strange17 that happened to me xD
No one:
Mark: I'd rather lose than play a pelt/squirrel/rabbit and win
The thing I love most about Inscryption is the way the health is done. There’s no set amount of HP for the player or the dealer, it’s based on the amount that the scale is tipped. If the scale in tipped toward the dealer, you have more health, and vice versa. It’s different and I like the concept a lot.
Mark when he’s creating his card: “I’m gonna be smart about this and chose the 1 cost.”
Me: * sees the card with ZERO cost * “That’s the COMPLETE opposite of being smart, Mark.”
Oh yeah, this is small brain time.
I was hoping other people caught that too 😂
Mark winning despite consistently making the worst possible decisions is such Highwang energy.
What is Highwang?
Mark: i want to make a cheap deathcard
me SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN: PICK THE PELT MARK
22:16
Everyone: "so you played the cat to gain a permanent source of sacrifices?"
Mark: "yup"
Everyone: "you then used the cat to place your stoat, both giving you a rabbit when played?"
Mark: "yup"
Everyone: "then when you wanted to play your wolf you proceeded to sacrifice both rabbits when you could have saved one and sacrifice the cat instead"
Mark: "yup"
Everyone: "do you see anything else wrong here"
Mark: "no"
Everyone: *facepalms* "didn't you realize that the turkey vulture was an airborne enemy?"
Mark: "yup"
Everyone: "And if you placed your wolf in front of it it would still deal 3 face damage before the vulture dealt 3 to yours, and because it's airborne the wolf would still be able to kill it next turn so you don't have to deal with it later?"
Mark: "that sounds right to me"
Everyone: "then why didn't you do that?"
“Smart”
I don't think Mark even realises what he's in for in this game, it's gonna be amazing
Broooo i am on boptopia rn i got super impressed and kinds impressed when the robot (i forgot his name) checked my computerr files and said he would delete them, does he actually do it? I tried my mfing hardest to win without losing it so i didnt get the chance to see what happens lmao that part gave me undertale vibes breaking the fourth wall
@@theodyssey8042 it doesn't actually delete the file but it will ask you to follow the rules and delete it. if you do delete the file you win the fight.
i hope he gonna play at least till the "twist"/ this game is too good!
IKR
@@Buhlooo whaaaat thats awesome
Mark: “I’m not gonna be dumb about this!”
Also Mark: is dumb about this and fails to make an OP free card
EXACRLY IM SO MADIFURJE
Literally I audibly groaned when he screwed that up
I was about to say that free is better than one cost.
ikr lol lmao xd tw
for the best the death cards are used on you at the end
Did Squirrels offend Mark at somepoint in his life? Like...he never pics Squirrels. Ever. It would solve so many problems. Im genuinely concerned about his potential hatred or phobia of Squirrels 🤣
The former King of the Squirrels wouldn't want to sacrifice his subjects
@@GioGiodelivery What else are subjects for??
@@InsomniacDoggo Taxes?
@@jindo5 Just another form of sacrifice.
These replies are killing me
"I'm not gonna be stupid about this."
*Picks the card that requires a sacrifice as opposed to the pelt that requires nothing*
Mark sacrificing a card when he has an infinite sacrifice makes me want to cry
Funny thing with the cat: It only has Nine sacrifice lives, as you'd expect from a cat.
That was driving me crazy wasting rabbits instead of reusing the cat. Also couldn't the roach be used in the same way? Summon roach, sacrifice roach, get 4 bones back, use those 4 bones to resummon roach. It's better then the cat since it can attack and you don't have to worry about it getting killed.
@@AZ-rl7pg I do believe so but Mark hasn't been able to confirm that mechanic, so I think he made the smart play in that case
@@benjikohoss8069 it should work that way. This game doesn’t have any special interactions, what is on the tin is usually what you get. Sacrifice counts as a death, and bone drops occur on death. Personally I would have tested in there and then. If it works the run would be won or future plays could be built around that mechanic if the case shows up. if it doesn’t well better to know for the future.
@@AZ-rl7pg as someone who has abused a similar mechanic, yes that's exactly how it works
Did anyone elses brain start to just register his "voice" for the being as part of the game? At one point I was just like yeah that's from the game and then I went, nope, that's mark😂 it just sounds so different from him and perfect for the character😂😂😂
"He's gonna kill my cat!" Cat who cannot die
"If I had the fan/flying Urayuli I would win so good!" Against a team full of flying-resistant grizzlies
Cat can die from damage
Cat is only unkillable from sacrificing
To be fair, a normal Urayuli might have been able to win that if he played REALLY well
EXACTLY
I got past the Angler with "Too fast, too soon" activated because I had a flying Urayuli and scissors, but Mark didn't have that so :(
22:22 you sacrificed two rabbits when you had the cat...
20:20 The goat looks cute now because mark is looking at it with a goat's eye.
Oh my God that's genius
I came down here to say that! XD
I see what you did there
Oh, i thought you meant to say that mark was a G.O.A.T
ohhh!
"Choose a card to pick a cost from"
Mark: I'm not going to be dumb about this
*doesn't pick the pelt/FREE cost
I screamed at that part lol
"These ants are really strong"
10 mins later
"This ant business is nonsense"
ffs Mark
Mark never accepts a surrender.. he's here to kick ass and kick ass he will!
He learned how to use the squirrels, I’m so proud. He actually played well considering being blind for this stuff. A few moves he coulda done better yeah but it’s a huge improvement from his first video. :D
Blind in a few ways, hehe...
He didn’t realize that you can sacrifice the cat more than once per turn though so he could have saved the squirrels.
@@spectralguardian9800 100% yeah, but that may be fixed next time. Seriously tho that cat is stupidly broken I love the lil bugger.
@@Zeforas who else got it if you don’t mind me asking? Genuinely curious.
Mark: Picking the cost of his death card.
Me: "Oh the pelt has a 0 cost, use that as your cost."
Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this, we're gonna get a good one cost."
Me: Face palms to the moon.
Atleast he didn’t drink all the kool aid in the entire universe
Wait till he has to fight the moon!
@@Anjel1e the moon is an easy fight
@@FlayedFather, IF you set up your board by then. And got the right combos. Then it's as easy as ringing the bell over and over.
Also helps if you have a 14/14 Urayuli by then.
@@allanbaker3958 all you need is long elk or anything that has poison, it 1-shots the moon
Stoat: " you need to get out of here"
Markiplier: "what card should I take"
Stoat: ...
I love the way Mark plays. It's like he's testing everything so he's better next time but you can't tell if he's doing it on purpose or not. It's either he knows he won't win the first time so he wants to learn as much as he can, trying everything or he just wants to have fun and either way I'm here for it. Say what you want but in all my watch through of this game he's the first one to wonder what would happen if the caged wolf died immediately after getting it.
Yeah there are a lot of players that it takes a long time for them to go through Act 1 because they just don't think about certain things. It's a game that really rewards you for paying attention and trying everything you can! The problem is that if you don't think of something soon then it will be harder to think of later because you are used to thinking one way.