Relic Nothing Map: Exists Every other Civ: "Must collect relics FAST so that I can buy food to make more villagers as quickly as possible" Incas: *Laughs in Free Llama*
Aztec: So how you lost against the Spanish? Inca: My country got into a civil war while the conquistadors came and take the advantage of our situation. What about you? Aztec: I thought they were god. Inca: *Bonks Aztec*
Technically, the war was over by the time the Spanish arrived, and the Incas had a huge advantage in terms of numbers and geography. Pizzaro's ambush at Cajamarca is really the only way his party could have survived under the circumstances.
Sorry to ruin the joke, but the Conquistadors wouldn't have beat the Aztecs if they hadn't allied with the other local civilizations who disliked the Aztecs.
@Barack Obama Not on the first expedition. They had lost most of their horses and weapons by the time they did actually conquer Tenochtitlan and they were outnumbered like hell.
@@awtqrtrkjsrs Even if Spanish guns were way more "futuristic" for Incas and Aztecs, the real cause for those empires to fall in time was the flue. New viruses and illnesses that America (As continent) had never faced/had before.
Conquistadors: Just got done conquering the Aztecs; this whole South America thing is going to be a breeze! Conquistadors: walk into an Andes valley (Inca theme music starts playing) Conquistadors: Oh shit
I expect many of the conquistadors' hearts skipped a beat when they first saw the camp of Atahualpa's army: Thousands upon thousands of tents pitched in orderly rows, housing tens of thousands of soldiers.
Kamachiwa* Sounds like japanese but no is not XD The language it's called Quechua and spoken by people in the highlands (Mostly). Has different variations but are minor.
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Relic Nothing Map: Exists
Every other Civ: "Must collect relics FAST so that I can buy food to make more villagers as quickly as possible"
Incas: *Laughs in Free Llama*
Aztec: So how you lost against the Spanish?
Inca: My country got into a civil war while the conquistadors came and take the advantage of our situation. What about you?
Aztec: I thought they were god.
Inca: *Bonks Aztec*
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Technically, the war was over by the time the Spanish arrived, and the Incas had a huge advantage in terms of numbers and geography. Pizzaro's ambush at Cajamarca is really the only way his party could have survived under the circumstances.
Sorry to ruin the joke, but the Conquistadors wouldn't have beat the Aztecs if they hadn't allied with the other local civilizations who disliked the Aztecs.
@Barack Obama Not on the first expedition. They had lost most of their horses and weapons by the time they did actually conquer Tenochtitlan and they were outnumbered like hell.
@@awtqrtrkjsrs Even if Spanish guns were way more "futuristic" for Incas and Aztecs, the real cause for those empires to fall in time was the flue. New viruses and illnesses that America (As continent) had never faced/had before.
Conquistadors: Just got done conquering the Aztecs; this whole South America thing is going to be a breeze!
Conquistadors: walk into an Andes valley
(Inca theme music starts playing)
Conquistadors: Oh shit
yeah, that was what used to happen to the spanish cavalry, incas had by then their own native halberds, sadly defeated by their own brothers.
I expect many of the conquistadors' hearts skipped a beat when they first saw the camp of Atahualpa's army: Thousands upon thousands of tents pitched in orderly rows, housing tens of thousands of soldiers.
Bonito y hermoso sonido de la Quena🖤, Somos los Legítimos hijos del Sol🌞🇵🇪
Cute voice of female villagers!
Ari! Wimyul! Purukapulku (>ω
Yessss xdxdxd
Tallarinchi
Adorable he?
The Inca empire was so much unlike its Meso-American counterparts the Aztecs and the Mayans. It was tough and resilient.
They were little commies.
they were even able to defeat the spanish cavlry many times, sadly as someone said in another comment, they were at civil war.
They really ought to have their own architecture style, it was not at all the same as the Meso civs
excuse me? the shade rattle? iconic.
Omg I was searching for someone who knew that reference
i thought i was hearing things when i first heard it lmaooo severe drag race brain
Como Peruano, puedo decir que si suena incaico 🇵🇪
aunque el del aoe3 de es más chévere xd
@@DieRod4693 sis xdd
@@randompost2770 unas partidas leder?
@@DieRod4693 ahorita no juego F xd
@@randompost2770 ve pipipi
The Inca empire is tough as nails
Atahualpa will return...
Probably XD
No, he won't return.
actually, Atahuallpa was the worst Inca emperor
@@andresescobar6052 You're right
@@laratagamer1103 papulince :v
🍃 ...Looooong time ago..faaaaar away from here.....up hiiiiiiigh the mountains................. and there was Inca
Sinchi Roca. Valiant and generous
0:03 here they come
the theme of tower rushing
This make me think in a vill rush 11
not anymore!
que buen video
Konachiwa......Tarpuy!!!!!!!!!! 😄
Konachiwa sounds like Konichiwa (Japanese)
@@coxxen こんにちは
Kamachiwa* Sounds like japanese but no is not XD
The language it's called Quechua and spoken by people in the highlands (Mostly). Has different variations but are minor.
@@coxxen funny enough, for some reason several Japanese migrated to Peru a century ago and became important business man xd
El imperio inca
Sounds very rain forest and yunnan
Fact: YOU'VE GOING TO BRAZILL
Incas were peruvians.
@@GatorCorporation Ooh, Thanks Man
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