The NFL Loves Promoting Jesus

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  • Опубліковано 25 лют 2023
  • TEAM WERE BACK WITH ANOTHER DOOZY! And it's filled to the cross with more religious nuggets! We're taking a look at the most recent commercial from the "He Gets Us" campaign that aired during the 57th Super Bowl and let's just say things get a little wacky! We cover topics like religion, football and wether Jesus was a chill guy or not. Enjoy :)
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  • @Morrislover.they.xem.
    @Morrislover.they.xem. Рік тому +1596

    Glad I’m not the only one who thinks that hanging a depiction of Jesus dying in a church is weird

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Рік тому +153

      Very. I grew up Catholic and one time in high school I went to church high and we were all saying the prayers and the hymns and whatnot when it hit me "ohhhh. This is just a really, really old cult. I'm in a cult. What we are doing right now is unbelievably creepy."
      Also, the Jesus in our Church was in _especially_ good shape for someone in his situation. Chiseled. People call him "buff jesus" and at least that made it a little funny instead of so creepy 😂

    • @rocketpsyence
      @rocketpsyence Рік тому +76

      I remember when I was like 8, I walked up to the priest after the service and was like "hey so if Jesus is risen why do we always show him nailed to a cross everywhere". I don't remember what answer the guy gave exactly, but it was definitely just a fancy way of saying "huh I don't know"

    • @kiwii5463
      @kiwii5463 Рік тому +78

      dude i remember as a kid i remember thinking “if the bible says we cant worship idols why do we pray to statues of jesus and mary (i grew up catholic)” and then i asked the priest and he was SWEATING like little ten year old me had this dude stressing. his answer was some fancy way of saying “im not sure lmao” im sure theres a proper answer from the church but like. damn it was funny. im not catholic anymore but i still giggle thinking about that interaction

    • @holymessengerofbibble3363
      @holymessengerofbibble3363 Рік тому +57

      ​​@@kiwii5463 I grew up in a bible study that took that super seriously, it was considered sinful to have images of Jesus. I don't think the bible study was a big fan of me, at 6 or 7 I remember telling my grandmother (who had a pretty high position in the bible study) that heaven sounded terrifying, that I didn't want to live forever, and certainly not without all of the things that bring me joy. She was PISSED, and I heard a lot of "I'll pray for you." statements for a while. (I realized we're talking about religion and my username might sound religious, it's Bibble, from Barbie Fairytopia.)

    • @Morrislover.they.xem.
      @Morrislover.they.xem. Рік тому +14

      @@kiwii5463 dang, you were a smart kid. I always just went with it

  • @PadawanoftheSea
    @PadawanoftheSea Рік тому +486

    “Why can’t YOU get along with US” is the underlying message. It’s like the people in power are losing because no one cares to be ruled by fear anymore, so they’re bending over backwards to try to appeal to emotions because “awww but you have to adhere to our twisted version of the Bible otherwise Jesus will be sad and I’ll lose all my money 🥺👉👈”
    Honestly coming from a horrifically abusive fundamentalist background, i am living for the loss of Christianity in the USA. I love it. I hope that I can live to see the day where Christianity becomes the minority religion.

    • @saranlinx9301
      @saranlinx9301 Рік тому +38

      they're scared. it shows with all the current bills being passed throughout the country. being lgbt is becoming more and more accepted as time goes on, even newer generations are unlearning the stuff being taught. the world has become so polarized as a result that the hate is louder than ever, but the positive voices are too. keep fighting guys, that's all we can do.

    • @xXluluchanelXx
      @xXluluchanelXx Рік тому +12

      @@saranlinx9301 not just that -- spread the word of how archaic and pointless these draconian Christian views of sex and gender are. plenty of Christians have gotten with the times; however it gets done, the rest need to do it and get with the modern era, stop trying to oppress other people.
      I have been putting up with Christian oppression since I was myself a little Christian being told *I* would be oppressed all my life for following Jesus.. I don't know about anybody else but after decades of this I'm about done.

    • @honeybat8803
      @honeybat8803 Рік тому +1

      You all put it perfectly.

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried Рік тому

      @@saranlinx9301 The bills are getting more and more concern. They're clearly scared and now trying to strip rights from anyone who could be a threat to their power. I hope in the end they lose their power, especially for the poor kids in these red parts of the country who are being used as weapons

    • @Replies.Delete.SometimesIDKy
      @Replies.Delete.SometimesIDKy Рік тому

      No. No one cared because just like the word says, ppI will turn away and see it at fooIshness. Their/your all just proving the word correct IoI

  • @EljayAnders
    @EljayAnders Рік тому +867

    the verse he said at 7:45 is "for even the Son of man did not come to be served, but to serve..." Jesus came to slay on earth i love this

    • @Horrorbotyt
      @Horrorbotyt Рік тому +82

      Jesus was literally a queen omg

    • @ImLaken
      @ImLaken Рік тому +6

      Mark 10:45 For even the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve others and to give his life as a ransom for many. (English standard version)

    • @lovrboi
      @lovrboi Рік тому +22

      shhh he came to slay

    • @Nwdoendmwk
      @Nwdoendmwk Рік тому +4

      I though he said Matt 10:45 (as in Matthew 10:45) which doesn’t exist 💀

    • @EljayAnders
      @EljayAnders Рік тому +3

      @@Nwdoendmwk what google told me it did 😭

  • @NatTodaySatan
    @NatTodaySatan Рік тому +1553

    You really put words to a lot of my feelings regarding the hypocrisy of the NFL and its wildly clear connections to right wing Christianity. This did indeed have a lifetime supply of nuggets! Thanks Jacob!!!

  • @andii200
    @andii200 Рік тому +657

    As someone who was once a VERY devout Christian and is no longer one, you hit the nail on the head. The current “mainstream” church pushes this idea that ANYONE can belong to the church. But once you get involved more, you see the reality.
    I went to a very progressive church that never really talked about “the gays” in a bad way. They acted very supportive and loving. But then a lesbian couple joined the church and wanted to volunteer. They were told they couldn’t volunteer in the preschool, elementary, or high school ministries. They could only volunteer in the cafe or as door greeters. As a bi woman, I kept my sexuality a secret because of past experiences with other churches. When I felt comfortable enough to come out, the lesbian couple was told all of that. I decided to remain in the closet because I was a volunteer with the student ministries and I didn’t want to get kicked out. Not to mention the fact that the church was very anti BLM (but you wouldn’t have known it at first).
    Churches lure you in with this false sense of acceptance and then once you feel like you’ve made this little faith family, they show their true colors and you’re left wondering how you got in that position where your closest friends are raging homophobes/transphobes/racists.
    I’m not saying EVERY church is like this but when the majority of them are, it’s hard to feel comfortable around christians.

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 Рік тому +45

      Are we secretly the same person?? Because I had a similar situation from being super devout to getting scape goated for listening to metal (which has a whole Christian niche lol). So glad to hear you made it out!

    • @andii200
      @andii200 Рік тому +24

      @@caithenry8429 i definitely remember being judged for listening to emo music lol

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 Рік тому +23

      @@andii200 as if music could get more Christian than Flyleaf or Skillet lmfao

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Рік тому +2

      @@caithenry8429 right? There were tons of Christian metal and emo bands when I was younger, I'm sure they are still a thing.
      I always wonder why Christians are so prone to treating people like they're evil for the most preposterous reasons.. it's so goofy!
      (like is that *really* what they think God is up there spending his time on? Judging our music tastes?! If that WAS true, I would renounce my faith because God is clearly a massive loser.)

    • @ChristopherT_
      @ChristopherT_ Рік тому +20

      Very true for me too, except for me I started super early at 11 years old. Was sent to a somewhat traumatic bible camp, was "converted" or whatever and it pretty much engrained internalized homophobia at a very young age.
      Finally opened my eyes at 18, now 20. Didn't even realize being bi was a thing because of my terrible education and everyone around me was closeted.

  • @ourania_a
    @ourania_a Рік тому +709

    i was watching the super bowl with my christian grandparents and we saw one commercial informing about women's health (specifically menopause) and one about jesus.
    during the health ad, my grandmom got upset and went "oh, why do they have to show that? this is not the place."
    during the jesus ad, she just nodded and sincerely went "mhmmmm"

    • @nataliee5236
      @nataliee5236 Рік тому +87

      Superbowl is not for female 😖😡

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Рік тому +135

      The idea that an old woman would be bothered by a commercial showing and raising awareness of something that.. she’s probably going through..
      Gurl what

    • @coomesk1d
      @coomesk1d Рік тому +53

      Simply put, where is the place grandma?
      Because I get the feeling she'd say this if it appeared in an ad no matter the context.

    • @P4rz1va1
      @P4rz1va1 Рік тому +13

      ​@@coomesk1d if knowledge is embarrassing ya gotta stick in in the corner and make it really hard to find.

    • @P4rz1va1
      @P4rz1va1 Рік тому +19

      A biased religious person? I'm shocked

  • @flowerae5525
    @flowerae5525 Рік тому +352

    you mentioning Hobby Lobby and their anti-lgbt efforts reminded me that I came out to my mom in a Hobby Lobby

    • @th0tp0lice666
      @th0tp0lice666 Рік тому +53

      Incredibly based

    • @megand12345
      @megand12345 Рік тому +72

      I want to believe after you did hobby lobbys creator spawned and you had to defeat him 1v1. Clearly you won

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath Рік тому +35

      power move

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 Рік тому +13

      Sounds fun

    • @clownbaby8347
      @clownbaby8347 Рік тому +34

      i always be “borrowing” shit from hobby lobby bc of this lol fuck em

  • @brinnspencer
    @brinnspencer Рік тому +573

    World’s Best Domestic Abuse Enablers? I thought this was a video about the NFL, not cops

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Рік тому +30

      I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY IT

    • @P4rz1va1
      @P4rz1va1 Рік тому +2

      I'm pretty sure cops are the ones that arrest you for that shit.

    • @stinkmymeat
      @stinkmymeat Рік тому +61

      @@P4rz1va1 they’re also the ones who do it because they won’t get arrested by their own buddies.

    • @th0tp0lice666
      @th0tp0lice666 Рік тому +44

      @@P4rz1va1 definitely don’t google 40% of cops

    • @heinluvwitdacat656
      @heinluvwitdacat656 Рік тому +2

      LMFAO LOVE

  • @SanFranFan30
    @SanFranFan30 Рік тому +106

    Forgot to mention that Hobby Lobby was also trafficking Ancient artifacts from Iraq and Syria at the height of the ISIS insurgency.

    • @lavalampluvr
      @lavalampluvr Рік тому +15

      what in the god damn. for what purpose?? to sell them or?

    • @SanFranFan30
      @SanFranFan30 Рік тому +22

      @@lavalampluvr I forget exactly but I think they were planning to do some sort of religious holy-land museum without the proper verification.

    • @almondsandrevolution
      @almondsandrevolution Рік тому

      oh i hope their business goes to hell. these people are truly pieces of shit in every sense

    • @ShanemanFP
      @ShanemanFP Рік тому +5

      I *think* some of them ended up at the Museum of the Bible (ran by Hobby Lobby) in DC.

  • @leovermeer8080
    @leovermeer8080 Рік тому +58

    Honestly you're so right. I'm an ex Christian who grew up HEAVILY involved with the church. Jesus DID preach "love thy enemies" and "turn the other cheek" but he DID NOT stand idly by while people were being oppressed. And, to top it all off, he hated capitalism. Jesus, if he were alive today, would be LIVID that that stupid "he gets us" commercial played during the biggest capitalism circle jerk we call a sports event.

  • @thekneesbee
    @thekneesbee Рік тому +204

    Don't forget them pretending Pat Tillman wasn't anti military and killed by friendly fire after he started speaking out 💀

  • @AKA253
    @AKA253 Рік тому +147

    I still love that thing about how Jesus was, at the end of the day, also just A Guy. There was definitely a moment where someone said to their partner “Did you hear they killed Joseph’s boy? The commie? He built our table.”

  • @pixelmoa4869
    @pixelmoa4869 Рік тому +95

    few days ago i saw an ad from he gets us promoting anti abortion rhetoric. it showed a young girl pregnant and faded to a black screen that said “mary was a teen mom too, he gets us”

    • @whydoialwaysspill9763
      @whydoialwaysspill9763 Рік тому +37

      That’s not the flex they think it is 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 Рік тому +20

      Ya know, as I was growing up, one of the most important things that was preached in that story was Mary’s “yes”. Like, when she said yes to the angel when he asked if she was cool with having God’s son. But like, it’s kinda crazy how much that was emphasized when the same people who preached that to me were actively trying to make it so that modern humans had less choice than Mary had when giving birth to Jesus.

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried Рік тому +6

      Throw in the story how Joseph almost made Mary a single mom until he had to be convince to stay with her

  • @jaqsre
    @jaqsre Рік тому +395

    as a christian i fully agree with your stance on religion. i’m religious for myself, and i’m the only person i should care about when it comes to my religion. what other people do or don’t do is none of my business :)

    • @wizarsh036
      @wizarsh036 Рік тому +51

      This is how we should be as Christians imo. A lot more peace on earth

    • @jaqsre
      @jaqsre Рік тому +47

      @@wizarsh036 agreed!! never understood why ppl think it’s their business what other people do just because THEY don’t agree with it. like okay, then just don’t do it yourself 💀

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer Рік тому +16

      this is genuinely such a good take

    • @LUCKY-lf2jv
      @LUCKY-lf2jv Рік тому +17

      i wish more religious people thought that-

    • @nataliee5236
      @nataliee5236 Рік тому

      Really quite sad that normal, loving, accepting, and evolving, Christians have to loom under the shadow of these religious wackjobs.

  • @laurenhulmes353
    @laurenhulmes353 Рік тому +191

    This campaign has infuriated me since I found out about it…they spent $100 million to broadcast tone deaf commercials 🍅🍅🍅🍅

    • @xg2513
      @xg2513 Рік тому +11

      Imagine if they donated that money

    • @tia3831
      @tia3831 Рік тому +2

      they're also all over reddit. i'd say i see an ad from them every other day

    • @lemongeth
      @lemongeth Рік тому +1

      Same they won’t leave my Reddit alone, I think it’s because the first time I saw the phrase I stared at it for a while because it didn’t make sense to me

  • @oki.k
    @oki.k Рік тому +43

    Saying "Is Jesus real or not? I don't know, I wasn't there!" is so funny thank you Jacob 😭

  • @lyrajaded
    @lyrajaded Рік тому +31

    My favorite thing to shout at a random Jesus freak on the street is “Jesus is coming, open your mouth!” It usually takes them ba full minute to figure out what I just said 😂

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Рік тому

      Two wrongs don't make a right :)
      Say what you want as long as nobody else is around. You don't have to stoop to their level and make a joke out of yourself. Be strong and stand up for what you believe, in a way that will inspire other people. Making a cum joke isn't very inspiring..

    • @lyrajaded
      @lyrajaded Рік тому +9

      @@nomoretwitterhandles Jesus is coming, open your mouth 💦😄

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Рік тому

      @@lyrajaded I've been sexually assaulted a few times before. Shouldn't have to tell a stranger that, but I already warned you to be a bigger person.
      You're not actually against hateful people; you ARE a hateful person. :/

    • @lyrajaded
      @lyrajaded Рік тому +8

      @@nomoretwitterhandles look, I’m not going to get into it with you. I’m sorry you went through that. I have also been assaulted before, on top of being a victim of csa. I genuinely hope you are able to work through that and maybe find some peace.
      However, you also need to realize that not everyone is triggered the same way by a dirty joke (which is honestly tamer than most things that have been thrown at me). And when Jesus freaks are often shouting about how I’m going to burn in hell, accusing queer people like me of being pedos, of flat out saying we should die, a dick joke isn’t going to faze them.
      Im sorry I hurt your feelings. But I also don’t have the energy to be the bigger person in every scenario, especially against people who are actively trying to hurt members of my community.
      On that note, I’m not replying to this anymore. I’m out. Peace ✌️

  • @cedarpage3542
    @cedarpage3542 Рік тому +54

    Dude im literally in a Christian private school and they showed us those ads and talked about how great they were
    please get me out of there

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried Рік тому +3

      Hopefully you don't have much longer

    • @cedarpage3542
      @cedarpage3542 Рік тому

      @@randomtinypotatocried two more years of ✨Jesus bullshit✨

    • @dbudgell
      @dbudgell Рік тому +2

      Are you okay

    • @ineedmyhoodie
      @ineedmyhoodie Рік тому

      Ik this is 4 months late, but this is your reminder to hang in there (if you're still in school)

  • @krazykirstie2619
    @krazykirstie2619 Рік тому +29

    “Gen Z is the least religious generation in history,” That made me proud in the weirdest way

  • @hotdogwater8959
    @hotdogwater8959 Рік тому +33

    Jesus would’ve shoplifted from Hob Lob

  • @jswizzletdrizzle
    @jswizzletdrizzle Рік тому +9

    back in the day I worked as an actor at The Museum of the Bible, that was founded by Green. It was truly the least "christ like" environment I've ever experienced. Scandals, emotional abuse, and never ending drama. With all the other bullshit ... not worth the paycheck.

  • @jaxintheboxoxo
    @jaxintheboxoxo Рік тому +29

    6:51 I literally just went to a church conference with my family and they were all talking like this trying to incorporate “gen z slang” it was so bad 😭😭

  • @epsilion7640
    @epsilion7640 Рік тому +14

    I always hate the take where organizations like this will just say shit to the queer community like "listen, listennn, those people who want to kill you and outlaw your existence? those people who are actively advocating for your death and celebrating hate crimes? you should try to be nicer to them because Jesus said so!"

  • @peebuki1807
    @peebuki1807 Рік тому +7

    so proud of gen z for the dramatic drop in faith, the less christians in this country the safer we'll be and the better things will get

  • @jasminerichardson4475
    @jasminerichardson4475 Рік тому +8

    “He get us. All of us. Jesus.” IS KILLING MEEE💀💀

  • @scottietrademark
    @scottietrademark Рік тому +7

    Don't forget that Hobby Lobby was also found in possession of a bunch of stolen artifacts from the middle east! So Christian of them!

  • @abigaill
    @abigaill Рік тому +81

    Not gonna lie, I was just forced into church today and it was ACTually insane. The pastor randomly in between songs started talking about how "too many people in the church have, as God told him, eating addictions. And that without God, these people will never be satisfied. So, let's pray over these folks you can see in the congregation with this affliction." Which is just blatant fat shaming. And then, like out of nowhere during worship, everybody started bowing? Like up and down bowing and chanting Jesus and it was honestly a bit terrifying. Would Jesus be uncomfortable with that? Because I certainly was

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Рік тому +2

      Eating addiction is a serious problem though?? That's not fat shaming lol

    • @j-bq5nc
      @j-bq5nc Рік тому +14

      @@nomoretwitterhandlesthe pastor saying that God told him that people in the church have an eating addiction is the problem.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Рік тому +2

      @@j-bq5nc Ah, I getcha.

  • @Letmebool
    @Letmebool Рік тому +235

    A Jacob nugget church service is just what I needed

  • @Leah-yu5gd
    @Leah-yu5gd Рік тому +43

    as someone who grew up in this environment, it's just so relieving hearing someone like you talk SENSE😭 it's exhausting being so angry and frustrated about it

    • @Replies.Delete.SometimesIDKy
      @Replies.Delete.SometimesIDKy Рік тому

      Now you know how christians feeI. Especially when its so bIatantly obvious and in your face. The word even predicted this would happen and said ppI would mock, reject and persecute us and TheLord so anytime it happens, their just proving the word correct.

    • @andii200
      @andii200 Рік тому

      @@Replies.Delete.SometimesIDKy i know you’re just a troll but like shut the fuck up??? People are sharing their trauma and rough history with religion and you’re just proving their points. Go pray for yourself and be better

  • @AlizaJayne
    @AlizaJayne Рік тому +46

    You’re my favorite heathen ♥️♥️♥️
    As a survivor of abuse in the name of religion, your vids are beyond cathartic☺️

  • @cielhigh4401
    @cielhigh4401 Рік тому +182

    Imma say it, religion really do be preventing us from reaching our full potential. Holding us back from becoming true Nuggets Of Power.

    • @iamjustkiwi
      @iamjustkiwi Рік тому +27

      My biggest issue is how to bridge the very large gap between atheists and theists - I find it really hard to want to engage with folks who have a fundamentally different belief in the state of existence and reality itself. The two are just inherently incompatible and make it hard to form anything other than shallow relationships, especially since a lot of folks seem to think morality stems from faith and not just...being nice people, which creeps me out and makes me question their motivations.

    • @catboymikey
      @catboymikey Рік тому +3

      Exactly, couldn't have said it better

    • @twiggledowntown3564
      @twiggledowntown3564 Рік тому +3

      Which episode did you get your Dean image from?

    • @ZEE_130
      @ZEE_130 Рік тому +1

      ​@@twiggledowntown3564 he got it from season 6 ep 9😁

    • @HaidebugCreates
      @HaidebugCreates Рік тому +3

      @@twiggledowntown3564 I think it’s “Clap Your Hands if you Believe” (S6/E9) He’s saying “nipples?” in that frame lol.

  • @misskitkatqueen5265
    @misskitkatqueen5265 Рік тому +9

    I work at my church (it sucks) and it's one of those middle to upper-class churches (and VERY conservative) and sometimes I just wanna get on stage and go off like in the video. But at the end of the day, I have a little laugh because I'm bi so I'm like a little spy

  • @thevoidborn7524
    @thevoidborn7524 Рік тому +23

    ive been getting these ads nonstop for like a year and i despise them oh so much. thank you so much that someone is finally covering this shit and im appalled that this also ran at the super bowl. the ones i usually get are preying on peoples' depression and anxiety, but this new series of ads is something else entirely

  • @patches710
    @patches710 Рік тому +8

    Christians loving football is ironic also because many of their games take place on Sundays which according to their religion is the one day people aren't supposed to work. Hell my current job is technically more religious in that regard because nobody works on Sundays.

  • @zedelstein2826
    @zedelstein2826 Рік тому +8

    I think people should steal from hobby lobby more. They don’t pay much attention, the cameras are obvious and very limited in scope.. They don’t use barcodes so it’s theoretically not that difficult. This is all theoretical, hypothetical, and in minecraft of course.

  • @kaleighreid5822
    @kaleighreid5822 Рік тому +10

    The Hobby Lobby family is even crazier than that - they founded/basically fully funded the bible museum in DC and wanted "the best bible artefacts in the world" so they essentially ended up smuggling things into the country/working with ISIS to secure them. Then they worked with baylor university in texas (my alma matter) to basically dissolve mummies in the hopes to find bible fragments in the wrappings. there's a great book on this called Bible Nation: The United States of Hobby Lobby that goes into detail I had to read it for one of my classes in undergrad

  • @jollygreenwhxre
    @jollygreenwhxre Рік тому +40

    this inspired me to go to hobby lobby to [redacted] again, thank you 🥰

    • @catboymikey
      @catboymikey Рік тому +16

      Wish I had a hobby lobby to do [redacted]!!

  • @pseudoname5277
    @pseudoname5277 Рік тому +82

    Thanks for the nuggets I haven’t eaten today

    • @s.petrikov
      @s.petrikov Рік тому

      please eat something

    • @s.petrikov
      @s.petrikov Рік тому

      I won't if you dont

    • @s.petrikov
      @s.petrikov Рік тому

      and you have to care about my wellbeing because I said so

    • @liablau
      @liablau Рік тому +1

      y'all go grab a snack right now

  • @caydenceb6209
    @caydenceb6209 Рік тому +181

    My religious trauma thrives when my favorite commentary UA-camrs make Christian-related videos ❤️

    • @readyforthemoshpitshakabrah
      @readyforthemoshpitshakabrah Рік тому +8

      ME TOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @valentinecore
      @valentinecore Рік тому +12

      the nickisnotgreen christian propoganda vid was so cathartic for me like thank you king for ripping jesus freaks a new one

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Рік тому +2

      I've had more trauma from other things in life, particularly from some Atheists I've known personally. You have to remember that religion isn't bad; people are. It's easy to blame religion, but the problems will only stay if you don't focus on them instead.

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 Рік тому +10

      @firstname lastname Gee, you’ve had traumatic experiences that differ from someone else? It’s almost like you’re two different people with completely different life experiences!

    • @socheeb
      @socheeb Рік тому +7

      @@nomoretwitterhandles individual experiences < cultural impact. just because religious trauma is built on many individual experiences, it more speaks to its impact on a massive, societal level. atheism does not have that power. be serious.

  • @baileyj7968
    @baileyj7968 Рік тому +10

    Hobby lobby pisses me off because it’s an objectively better store than michaels, but I hate everything they support so I don’t want to give them my money so I never shop there (literally once in the last 5 years). I wish they sucked less so I could get ethically sourced craft supplies and glass tchotchkes

    • @Baconlovesreddead
      @Baconlovesreddead Рік тому

      Fr

    • @snailstice
      @snailstice Рік тому +5

      Solution: shoplift

    • @baileyj7968
      @baileyj7968 Рік тому +1

      I think Joann is okay. Or at least they better be since I don’t have anywhere else to go for fabric and trim

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em Рік тому

      @@baileyj7968 I get my fabrics from Fabric Wholesalers Direct online. Waaaay cheaper than in store shopping, but the downside is you can’t feel your fabric first unless you wait for the samples to arrive. They are lacking in trims however.

  • @acoelomate2984
    @acoelomate2984 Рік тому +13

    Thanks for this video. As a trans christian I am all too familiar with the hypocrisy in the mainstream American church, and it’s really frustrating. You did a really good job of speaking about this as a nonbeliever and keeping it to actually critiquing evangelicalism as opposed to religion as a whole, which I know is often difficult for folks who don’t have as much experience with religion.
    Also I will never not be able to hear hobby lobby without thinking about the artifact smuggling lol

  • @parkdawg
    @parkdawg Рік тому +35

    as a person that lives in arizona… where this year’s super bowl was, i can confirm on all accounts, everything jacob said to be more than true.

  • @valentinecore
    @valentinecore Рік тому +3

    its really funny that the church is pivoting to mental health awareness to rope in gen z when for a really long time (and tbh still now!) the sentiment was "if you have mental illness just pray about it and god will help you" or "you have demons inside you and you need to christian harder"

  • @notoriousstrikes4284
    @notoriousstrikes4284 Рік тому +131

    Thank you Jacob! I completely agree and just don't understand how people that hate so much can revel in their hypocrisy. Cognitive dissonance taken to the extreme. I'm glad we're able to have such an empathetic and caring creator that actually stands for something though. Not to hype you up too much, but I really appreciate you homie.

  • @foolmechickensoupwithrice
    @foolmechickensoupwithrice Рік тому +6

    “I’ve got a vein with his name all over it” is so fucking funny

  • @Prof_Z_PhD
    @Prof_Z_PhD Рік тому +6

    "The Worlds Best Domestic Abuse Enablers" Damn and here I thought it was the police

  • @saintsomnia8030
    @saintsomnia8030 Рік тому +4

    Dude, these ads were playing over the *Puppy Bowl*, which is the only part of the Super Bowl I give a shit abou, and that's usually just dog food and vacuum commercials, that's how weird this campaign is.

  • @csage04
    @csage04 Рік тому +2

    7:45 Matt. 10 : 45 “For even the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many.” omg he was SERVINGGGGGG 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

  • @isaacspeyer1129
    @isaacspeyer1129 Рік тому +5

    Jesus ✝️ is 🤩 in 🏠 his 🙋‍♂️poggers 👾 era ⏳

  • @dadthighs
    @dadthighs Рік тому +12

    "my son's not cringe; he died for your sins. totally poggers." - john 3:16

  • @KingOfGaymes
    @KingOfGaymes Рік тому +7

    The church: We have tons of money.. Millions of dollars.. life changing amount of money.. what should we do with it?
    Us: Give to poor people or homeless people or just less fortunate people..?
    The church: Super Bowl commercials that are super vague about Jesus?! GENIUS

  • @LacroixboiMarx
    @LacroixboiMarx Рік тому +9

    Ya can’t forget the time Hobby Lobby decided to pretend it was England and steal ancient artifacts from Iraq. Ohhh FUCK! That little ending intrusive thought before you said bye😂😂😂😂

  • @D34TH_D4WN
    @D34TH_D4WN Рік тому +12

    Yesterday I got one of those he got us ads that was encouraging teenagers to keep babies bc “Jesus had a teenage mom” which like…wow imagine claiming the ads aren’t political after that

  • @rylee_dads_bestie69
    @rylee_dads_bestie69 Рік тому +13

    I’m atheist and sometimes, I forget just how Christian hobby lobby is. I love getting canvas from there, so I’ll be looking through the isles and then see a happy birthday card from Jesus.

    • @alexakelley2353
      @alexakelley2353 Рік тому +10

      If possible you should try not supporting them by shopping at their stores. They’re not just christian (which is fine, in my opinion), but they do support and fund a lot of harmful things. I also know it is not always as much as an option for some people so I understand. (Like there’s a hobby lobby and a michaels in my town, so I just shop at michael’s, but some people don’t necessarily have this option). Ultimately it’s up to you but if I were you I would just recommend looking into the things they support and decide if that’s something that matters to you and maybe try to shop somewhere different. Or just steal.

    • @rylee_dads_bestie69
      @rylee_dads_bestie69 Рік тому +2

      @@alexakelley2353 it also sucks because they have the best deals on art supplies. The only other place I have is Jo Ann’s.

    • @alexakelley2353
      @alexakelley2353 Рік тому +6

      @@rylee_dads_bestie69 Ugh yea I totally get it. Ultimately we're all just doing what we can to play our part. It's no use beating ourselves up when big corporations hold most of the power, and we're just trying our best. It's pretty impossible to always be ethical in our shopping choices, but I just left a comment in case you didn't already know and might want to in order to be able to make a more informed decision. :)

  • @Lizard1800
    @Lizard1800 Рік тому +8

    For any craft store goers who don’t wanna support hobby lobby………..they don’t put sensors on anything and they don’t have many cameras, go wild

  • @andriahedgepeth1886
    @andriahedgepeth1886 Рік тому +2

    Also not to mention how Hobby Lobby got in trouble for smuggling ancient artifacts illegally from Iraq back in 2018.

  • @zooma56
    @zooma56 Рік тому +13

    This was great; do the Scientology Super Bowl commercial next!!

  • @emmacypressi5911
    @emmacypressi5911 Рік тому +5

    I was working when I saw this ad and my coworkers and I were waiting for Rihanna to perform at the bar on the tv, when I saw that ad I turned to everyone and was like “yeah he loves alllllll of us”
    I walked out that day with $20 in tips lmao

  • @redwarrior2342
    @redwarrior2342 Рік тому +13

    this video hit it right on the head. only gripe is that this is not the most viewed sporting event in the world (the super bowl does not deserve that sort of sentiment); it is the world cup. other than that great vid

  • @idontknowhattoputherelol
    @idontknowhattoputherelol Рік тому +4

    How to send this to my dad without sending this to my dad 💀

  • @idontwantahandlethough
    @idontwantahandlethough Рік тому +11

    @0:38 "I got a fire word from the lord for ya" 😂😂 I cannot stop laughing. that is just.. just terrible.

  • @CrepuscularQueen
    @CrepuscularQueen Рік тому +3

    A nine year old I know was forced to go to church yesterday and he came back upset and angry. He said "all the bible talks about is how humans are worthless and powerless but god gets to brag about his powers and never dying"
    This kid is such a skeptic (and intelligent) that a sunday school teacher wanted to quit after hearing him constantly asking questions (he was 6). I don't know how he would have reacted to this ad but I'm sure he would have come up with his own reasons to not like it.

  • @jackprince9276
    @jackprince9276 Рік тому +3

    Saw a tweet saying that Jesus would spend that money on pretty much anything other than an ad about themselves. I’m not religious but pretty sure Jesus wouldn’t toot his own horn.

  • @lolafish8534
    @lolafish8534 Рік тому +13

    Idk where Jacob got that "Nugs not drugs" sign but I NEED IT. P.S I love your videos🤌🤌

    • @HxneyBuns
      @HxneyBuns Рік тому +3

      They have them at 5 below

  • @vio3673
    @vio3673 Рік тому +9

    another episode of jacob being a depeche mood

    • @demitrinarrow
      @demitrinarrow Рік тому +3

      Jacob said "personal jesus" and I broke out into song. Bless.

  • @l0l4lm40
    @l0l4lm40 Рік тому +10

    how tf could u talk abt hobby lobby’s ceo without mentioning his donations to WHITE LIVES MATTER😭

  • @lo9359
    @lo9359 Рік тому +2

    Not the actual ad in question airing on the first ad break 😅

  • @JSouBK
    @JSouBK Рік тому +6

    Lol a ‘he gets us’ ad ran on this video and I let it play so Jacob could get that paper 💰

  • @Viktor_walnut
    @Viktor_walnut Рік тому +12

    Ah yes, my favourite football fan… J e s u s.

  • @LowerklassFIlms
    @LowerklassFIlms Рік тому +3

    As a Christian that he gets us ad is actually dumb.

  • @arkyraye4406
    @arkyraye4406 Рік тому +29

    I'm always so stoked to see you've posted! thanks for making my day🤗

  • @slme_b3loved272
    @slme_b3loved272 Рік тому +3

    i literally got an ad before this video of a man recording himself in his closet asking me to pray with him

    • @Clarky_Warky
      @Clarky_Warky Рік тому +1

      I got this same one

    • @kasarina5880
      @kasarina5880 Рік тому +2

      That sounds creepy af
      Im so glad i have an adblocker

  • @gin2943
    @gin2943 Рік тому +6

    Saying "Jesus loved the people you hate" kind of only applies when you're saying it to oppressors who hate based off bigotry lol. Like, the oppressed have pretty good reason to hate the oppressors.

  • @flowerboi5359
    @flowerboi5359 Рік тому +4

    I'm watching this to avoid studying for my quiz and exam tomorrow, and also the two essays due tomorrow.

    • @b.e.a.n.s_
      @b.e.a.n.s_ Рік тому

      ​@@officialmilkman491 omg rlly that's so stupid lmfao

  • @valwest9199
    @valwest9199 Рік тому +2

    the nfl was in my city this year, with the big festival down the street from a theater i work at even, and it was honestly a NIGHTMARE. 25% of people were actually excited and the other 75% wanted to die.

  • @sophieterry8175
    @sophieterry8175 Рік тому +7

    All I’m saying is 20 million could make a real difference in communities which is what god would have wanted

  • @kaunisnauris
    @kaunisnauris Рік тому +3

    0:57 i feel like that’s a HUGE overstatement to say an American sporting event is the ENTIRE WORLDS expected event, nobody rly cares about it outside the US..

  • @thegingerchannel5879
    @thegingerchannel5879 Рік тому +3

    how did he not make a single 'he get sus' joke, thats all i can see everytime that website gets advertised

  • @home1250
    @home1250 Рік тому +6

    I haven’t laughed so hard all 2023, thank you for helping my depression

  • @justme4539
    @justme4539 Рік тому +2

    I'm not sure it's the biggest sporting event in the world, even just in terms of a TV audience. The World Cup has to be up there, as well as the Olympics. If you tell me it's the biggest in North America, then sure.

  • @xbleaksquidx
    @xbleaksquidx Рік тому +3

    Yeaaaah those ads definitely feel weird to me as a Jew on multiple levels.

  • @honeyrose27
    @honeyrose27 Рік тому +1

    The way I got a midroll ad for hegetsus like READ THE ROOM

  • @desertels5119
    @desertels5119 Рік тому +7

    I groaned at the Jes-us bit

  • @cozyfrogASMR
    @cozyfrogASMR Рік тому +8

    I'm currently in so much mf tooth pain and crying but watching ur video is great, thank u. I'm going insane waiting for my apt but ur helping distract me :)

  • @evelynnsmollett6006
    @evelynnsmollett6006 Рік тому +2

    This commentary on the US and christianism is very important at the moment!!! A key example of how the church is extremely imbedded into the way the elected officials in Congress think is forcing an abortion ban on half of the population when other religions, such as judaism, preach that it is important to save the person's life by having an abortion if the person is in grave danger of dying by the pregnancy. I do not care what your political views are on abortion, but denying people from a legal access to abortion will not stop the abortions. You are just limiting people's liberty and people's religious rights to have said abortion. I really enjoyed the critique on the duality of christianism vs. what Jesus preached!!!! Thank you for putting into words what so many people are thinking at the moment about the United States :)

  • @SheepasaurusRex
    @SheepasaurusRex Рік тому +2

    im sure someone already said this, but jesus literally tore down a market and whipped people. and tore down a fig tree. and called out two of his homies saying they were gonna betray him (which they did)

  • @sparrowstar5014
    @sparrowstar5014 Рік тому +2

    As someone who lives in Kansas I was practically required to watch the superbowl. The most notable part was when I saw mr beast. I dont even like mr beast or watch his videos, it was just kinda weird to see him there.
    Great video Jacob, thanks for the nuggets!!

  • @Max-hl5kg
    @Max-hl5kg Рік тому +8

    thank you jesus 🙏 i love when you turn a shitstorm into nuggets

  • @beardeddragona210
    @beardeddragona210 Рік тому +8

    Really loved your takes in this video. Liked the positive sentiments towards beliefs that help people get through their lives and to live more empathetically. TY for putting it into words

  • @xx_hellonearth1391
    @xx_hellonearth1391 Рік тому +2

    DEPECHE MODE REFERENCE YAHOO ‼️

  • @bnnuy
    @bnnuy Рік тому +1

    I got the ad as an ad on this video LMAO 😩😩

  • @chromeclaws
    @chromeclaws Рік тому +3

    in a huge depressive rut right now but damnit i rewatched 4:00 like 10 times and laughed until i was in tears. thank you for making my day better.

  • @Funkymarsbars
    @Funkymarsbars Рік тому +7

    BRO YOU POSTED TWICE IN A WEEK HELL YEAH

  • @kiragrune5524
    @kiragrune5524 Рік тому +8

    Ready for some new nuggets

  • @alizamintz5750
    @alizamintz5750 Рік тому +3

    thank you for covering this I’ve been talking about these ads for months

  • @shakiras5679
    @shakiras5679 Рік тому +2

    dude of COURSE these people are based in Grand Haven, MI. Ottawa County Michigan is like the bible belt of the midwest, I live near here and it's insane

  • @michelledzatko2496
    @michelledzatko2496 Рік тому +1

    I WISH I had screen recorded because the litteral advertisement before this video WAS THE COMMERCIAL the video is about. I was kinda baffled. Lmao

  • @brushketo
    @brushketo Рік тому +6

    Who knew the Lord once had brain cancer and dispensed nuggs of content as sweet as Nana's warm aura did

    • @brushketo
      @brushketo Рік тому +1

      Even as a Roman Catholic the he gets us Jesus is definitely my least favorite ads just feel very tone deaf 🌝and not exactly perfect. . .

    • @brushketo
      @brushketo Рік тому +1

      Devil putting a snake in someone's butt cracked me up too much 🥲just his comedic delivery 🚚 makes me laugh all too much

  • @isharaj-silverman2411
    @isharaj-silverman2411 Рік тому +2

    The young people I know who still practice anything (myself included, and with the caveat that most of us aren't Christian) largely do it around values of social justice. I can't imagine any of us being comfortable with them implying BLM and anti-maskers are equally valid.

  • @finmiles965
    @finmiles965 Рік тому +1

    Fun fact about the halftime show: the artists performing aren’t paid at all, not that shakira and whoever need a metric shit ton of money out of it but I just thought it was interesting