Your character really needs to get a stupid ask stamina so that way he will be able to run a lot faster and not have to be slowed down by anything dumb ass and maybe I'll be able to run a lot faster
What would be hilarious would be if there was a Kajiit who actually did this and wrote a book called "Dungeons of Skyrim" which reviewed each dungeon by how escapable/comfortable it was like a hotel review. Then proceeded to send a copy to guard captains of each of the holds.
In one of my last save files, I had a Nord Werewolf character with a Curse from the Realm of Lorkhan mod making me 25% more likely to be detected while sneaking, so needless to say, I couldn't even break out of Whiterun's prison. Plus a rather funny moment was that I was forced transformed into beast form in Whiterun granting me the 1000 gold bounty, went to jail, did my time, but since I use the Manbeast mod that has a timed forced transformation feature, as soon as I got out of jail I was forced to take the beast form again granting me another 1000 gold bounty such that I had an endless cycle of guards aggroing at me and either me dying or going back to jail lol
Jord: "I think I'm forgetting something Skyrim: "if you forgot it then it probably wasn't important" Jord: "yeah I guess you're right" Soltheim - Raven Rock: "D:"
I've only been arrested once in Skyrim. It was during the Forsworn quest. I escaped after mining every vein I could, turning into a werewolf and slaughtering all the prisoners. The Silverblood man came up to me, thanked me for ending the Forsworn threat then made the mistake of turning his back on me while I had a pickaxe and a grudge. After his "mining accident" I stealth killed his brother in the Jarls hall and his buddy who rants about the river. Then I killed his bandits at some random mine.
Fun fact for anyone who doesnt know; the mark carved into the wooden beam in the Riften jail cell is a Thieves' Guild shadowmark. That particular one signifies an escape route. I believe there are nine different marks in total, each with a different meaning. Similar to real life "Hobo code."
I really enjoyed this video - the different scenarios leading to imprisonment made me laugh out loud. I've only escaped from prison once for the achievement so I appreciated that you took the time to show off the different cells and showcase there are different ways to escape - I had no idea! I've subscribed for part two and can't wait to watch :)
I think part of the reason the Windhelm prison is the way it is is originally it was going to have a Arena component and that's how you would get to leave
escape from Windhelm prison be like: cross a narrow corridor with a guard who uses a two-handed weapon that already takes away half your life, cross the barracks with 20 angry guards (if they haven't already woken up from the screams), go to the palace itself where if you have bad luck to escape during the day you are attacked by Ulfric himself who throws you against a wall with inexorable Force (allowing his men to finish you while you are on the ground); and when you go out of the doors the same 20 guards will spawn in front of you (now 30 also counting Ulfric and the palace court) who block your way and if you don't have at least Ethereal Form they will suppress you with kill cam shots.
I had installed the immersive encounters mod and went to the whiterun jail. I escaped from the hatch but near the end there's a fucking wispmother!!! i almost shat myself till i realised i can talk to her and she is friendly 😂
Hi Everyone Thank you so much for the support, I read all the comments and I know a lot of you were asking about Markarth Prison (And you would know if you watched until the end). Well here is PART 2: ua-cam.com/video/GDoZzrPHzJI/v-deo.html Hope it's an improvement with edit and sound. Let me know in the comments and again I would like to say thank you all for been here and part of this. 🙏
neat video, I'd never bothered with any of the escapes since it was always easier just to serve the time and steal my stolen shit back. I've never even seen the winterhold jail, pretty surprising. crazy how much there is in this game that I still haven't seen after so many years
@@vanessaamesty6739 I'm not actually sure if you can get stolen shit back after jailtime but you definitely can if you pay off whatever bounty you have, which I usually do. just go to the hold guard barracks and look around for a chest labeled evidence chest or whatever
I did this whilst dressed in Dark Seducer armour, playing as a vampire so in broad daylight on legendary difficultly with the Fork of Horripulation to defend myself…safe to say I died many times but I did it in the end 😂
Omg…I haven’t been sent to prison yet, I don’t even know what I’d do if they caught me and sent me there! I’m also the worst at pickpocketing, and I don’t think I’ve ever been a half-decent thief. You know, I always play as a mage, but I also fight like a warrior; sneaking past anything has never really occurred to me. This is an amazing video and a GREAT new challenge for me!! Thank you!
Funny enough most of these escapes could have been made harder with more guards. Whiterun's jail in particular could have used a different type of guards. It is harder to break in than it is to break out.
I once stole something by accident at the college of winter hold. I'm the 2nd high elf Archdale there because I made my character a high elf. I.stole it and because I has no choice but to fight back? I left the college, served time and then had to pay to be back with the college and this was my first offense
Oh god, what’s the music from the first seconds of the video please? I remember it being from a flash game I played a long time ago, just can’t remember which one.
Absolutely love that you picked a kajiit for a crime video
I had too.. plus it was what I chose when I first played the game 😁
Your character really needs to get a stupid ask stamina so that way he will be able to run a lot faster and not have to be slowed down by anything dumb ass and maybe I'll be able to run a lot faster
Well, they do commit a lot of the crime.
@@JoeEndermanracism
@@Lanthanum. Yeah, a little, but do you know how many Khajiits are active in the thieve's guild? Some openly.
What would be hilarious would be if there was a Kajiit who actually did this and wrote a book called "Dungeons of Skyrim" which reviewed each dungeon by how escapable/comfortable it was like a hotel review. Then proceeded to send a copy to guard captains of each of the holds.
In one of my last save files, I had a Nord Werewolf character with a Curse from the Realm of Lorkhan mod making me 25% more likely to be detected while sneaking, so needless to say, I couldn't even break out of Whiterun's prison. Plus a rather funny moment was that I was forced transformed into beast form in Whiterun granting me the 1000 gold bounty, went to jail, did my time, but since I use the Manbeast mod that has a timed forced transformation feature, as soon as I got out of jail I was forced to take the beast form again granting me another 1000 gold bounty such that I had an endless cycle of guards aggroing at me and either me dying or going back to jail lol
damn😢
I started this "quest" once then realized I had sneak at 97.
I was wondering why NOBODY EVER SAW ME. After I got out of the second prison it clicked
Jord: "I think I'm forgetting something
Skyrim: "if you forgot it then it probably wasn't important"
Jord: "yeah I guess you're right"
Soltheim - Raven Rock: "D:"
I've only been arrested once in Skyrim. It was during the Forsworn quest. I escaped after mining every vein I could, turning into a werewolf and slaughtering all the prisoners. The Silverblood man came up to me, thanked me for ending the Forsworn threat then made the mistake of turning his back on me while I had a pickaxe and a grudge. After his "mining accident" I stealth killed his brother in the Jarls hall and his buddy who rants about the river. Then I killed his bandits at some random mine.
i had no idea you could do that quest like that lmaooo ive done it about 10 times too lol
The police brutality in Windhelm is off the charts because your character is a khajiit
1:09
"And thank the Divine 9..."
I already know how he ends up in solitude prison.
Never submit. Never surrender. Break all the rules!
Great video, I love new Skyrim content even after so many years :)
Indeed, Skyrim never dies lol
I have like 2k hours at least and I never knew about the Winterhold jail.
Dude same !!
2:59 gotta love how you went from level 20 to 25 in one second
🤫🤫🤣🤣
Instant flashbacks at 13:40 - I think Assassin's Creed may be up for another playthrough for me!
the nostalgia that gave me is insane
I love how you were detected but the guards didn't care
Markarth: Am I a joke to you?
Fun fact for anyone who doesnt know; the mark carved into the wooden beam in the Riften jail cell is a Thieves' Guild shadowmark. That particular one signifies an escape route. I believe there are nine different marks in total, each with a different meaning. Similar to real life "Hobo code."
This just reminds me that you can’t marry Delvin’s super hot brother in Solstheim. I’m still mad about it. 🤣
@@Miss_CamelI’m sure there’s a mod for that somewhere
@@SocratesFleshthankfully, he wasn’t the only blacksmith option! I ended up with the one from Thirsk hall, and he’s great!
5:11 that uppercut was glorious
Khajiit Claws OP
I love how the Thieves Guild is telling you how to escape 🤣
1:09 A true nord
This was great! I'd love to see you take on the DLC prisons too!
Gotta love the Easter eggs for assassins creed in this game
I really enjoyed this video - the different scenarios leading to imprisonment made me laugh out loud. I've only escaped from prison once for the achievement so I appreciated that you took the time to show off the different cells and showcase there are different ways to escape - I had no idea! I've subscribed for part two and can't wait to watch :)
El Chapo: *casually beats up orphan*
That Ezio Family at the end *chefs kiss*
I think part of the reason the Windhelm prison is the way it is is originally it was going to have a Arena component and that's how you would get to leave
Interesting 🤔
Great video. Riften probably has my favorite prison. Spacious, and it has a nice bed, table, and you're above ground. I almost didn't want to escape.
3:40 what fire lol
I wonder how different it would go for some of the cities if you broke out at night when most of the gaurds are asleep.
escape from Windhelm prison be like:
cross a narrow corridor with a guard who uses a two-handed weapon that already takes away half your life, cross the barracks with 20 angry guards (if they haven't already woken up from the screams), go to the palace itself where if you have bad luck to escape during the day you are attacked by Ulfric himself who throws you against a wall with inexorable Force (allowing his men to finish you while you are on the ground); and when you go out of the doors the same 20 guards will spawn in front of you (now 30 also counting Ulfric and the palace court) who block your way and if you don't have at least Ethereal Form they will suppress you with kill cam shots.
The Escapist Scrolls: Skyrim
This would make a fun speedrun category
This video was so fun! Going to subscribe for more!!
I love how I see Skyrim recent uploads
I cannot believe he said mead like lead without missing a single beat
This feels like 2010s, i was suprised this was new lol, ain’t complainin tho lol
The Shadowcloak of Nocturnal would be particularly useful for this run.
Bro completely forgot about markarth
The one on whiterun is pretty lore accurate to El Chapo spot on!
I accidently broke into Riften prison before without trying, found the entrance and went into it because I've never seen it before.
Okay the AC music drop was god tier
I had installed the immersive encounters mod and went to the whiterun jail. I escaped from the hatch but near the end there's a fucking wispmother!!! i almost shat myself till i realised i can talk to her and she is friendly 😂
That's Averna from Interesting NPCs actually.
When you escape windhelm you can jump off the Bridge in the water
The first video of someone escaping from every prison in Skyrim
Hi Everyone Thank you so much for the support, I read all the comments and I know a lot of you were asking about Markarth Prison (And you would know if you watched until the end). Well here is PART 2: ua-cam.com/video/GDoZzrPHzJI/v-deo.html Hope it's an improvement with edit and sound. Let me know in the comments and again I would like to say thank you all for been here and part of this. 🙏
the raven rock prison has to be the best
Not me just finding out about the hidden door in Riften after over a decade.
I just figured out about the on in solitude
Windhelm doesn't mess around
The next is cidna mine, and only a few escape cidna mine
Cops skyrim edition lol
This video is so 2016, I love it
This video doesn't Honor the Sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
1:10 I think you meant the 8 divines
Absolutely not, fuck the thalmor
neat video, I'd never bothered with any of the escapes since it was always easier just to serve the time and steal my stolen shit back. I've never even seen the winterhold jail, pretty surprising. crazy how much there is in this game that I still haven't seen after so many years
YOU CAN DO THIS?
OMG
@@vanessaamesty6739 I'm not actually sure if you can get stolen shit back after jailtime but you definitely can if you pay off whatever bounty you have, which I usually do. just go to the hold guard barracks and look around for a chest labeled evidence chest or whatever
When you mentioned that you havent done Maekarth yet, i thought you were going to make a "no one escapes Cidna Mine" joke 😅
I never knew about the hidden tunnel in solitude
i like how in assasin's creed reference there is an eagle flying
bro should play the escapist
I did this whilst dressed in Dark Seducer armour, playing as a vampire so in broad daylight on legendary difficultly with the Fork of Horripulation to defend myself…safe to say I died many times but I did it in the end 😂
So many things I don't knew even after all these years of Skyrim!!
Well if counting the dlc then it would be 10 prison's
Omg…I haven’t been sent to prison yet, I don’t even know what I’d do if they caught me and sent me there! I’m also the worst at pickpocketing, and I don’t think I’ve ever been a half-decent thief. You know, I always play as a mage, but I also fight like a warrior; sneaking past anything has never really occurred to me. This is an amazing video and a GREAT new challenge for me!! Thank you!
Naming a Khajiit El Chapo, you have my attention
Lol I loved the Assassins Creed reference at the end.
Lol the assassins creed music
I know its not IN SKYRIM, but ravenrock prison
Your right choosing a Khajit for these crimes,
El Chapo is spanish for the Chapo
Do Raven's Rock Prison in part two as well, pleasee
That falkreath escape was smooth only took you 5 lick picking levels too escape it happens 😂
Funny enough most of these escapes could have been made harder with more guards. Whiterun's jail in particular could have used a different type of guards. It is harder to break in than it is to break out.
El Chapeau did great
Despite playing Skyrim for many hours on xbox. Beating the entire game and doing so much crime in every city. I have not seen every jail.
It’s something you wouldn’t really think of doing normally. 😅
bro forgot markarth's cidhna mine
Windhelm's the hardest one
More like El Catto
Typical farm tool behaviour
You just got a new subscriber, good video!
Awesome, thank you!
dude the music is so good lol
My lock in dawnstar is a master lock💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I once stole something by accident at the college of winter hold. I'm the 2nd high elf Archdale there because I made my character a high elf. I.stole it and because I has no choice but to fight back? I left the college, served time and then had to pay to be back with the college and this was my first offense
EL CHAPO
I feel like your character would be a follower of Sheogorath lol.
The fact he pronounced mead as med 😭
Bro thinks he’s graenolf
I hate how you cant use the secret escape route in riften without patch mods😥
What the mod name?
You forgot Markarth.
got that poop music backing track
What about the jail in the dragon born d l c
I just decided doing classic Skyrim for this. Maybe in another video!
What happened to winter hold prison
Ahh...But have you found the MOST HIDDEN prison?
Its called "The Chill" & the only clue i give is its NOT in southern skyrim...🤨
Doesn't solstheim have a prison?
What about the Bulwark on Solstheim tho
Whats the song as you escape Whiterun Jail? Reminds me of Alain Delon by Ozan Dogulu!
Cantina Blues - Take the Lead, I just got it from UA-cam Studio music. 😆
@@jordhuntssolo Hmm thank you! Must be an interpretation of a folk song in the public domain. My search continues!
El Chapo! 😂😂
this was funny
pls more
Oh god, what’s the music from the first seconds of the video please? I remember it being from a flash game I played a long time ago, just can’t remember which one.
You made a kustard out of Kust
Nice, finally started IRL content.
was the music at 13:46 from assassins creed odyssey ?
Ezio's Family (Track 03) (Assasins Creed 2) :)
Should redo on survival legendary
Great video