The Best of Joey Diaz and Tom Segura | Chapter 1

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 296

  • @MrSkarbek36
    @MrSkarbek36 4 роки тому +644

    Off work today loading up the coffee pot and bowl pack.... Let’s go

    • @jeremiahmoya5054
      @jeremiahmoya5054 4 роки тому +32

      Nick S enjoy your day man

    • @carlo894
      @carlo894 4 роки тому +2

      Same bro

    • @thein1990
      @thein1990 4 роки тому +3

      Got my coffee in my cup already and my yocan packed with a nice ball

    • @MrSkarbek36
      @MrSkarbek36 4 роки тому +1

      Kyle DaNiell hell yea

    • @IIEthanGamingII
      @IIEthanGamingII 4 роки тому

      Kyle DaNiell my friend is letting me borrow his yocan pen right now,
      best dab pen I’ve ever used

  • @hereis6655
    @hereis6655 4 роки тому +454

    Joey's stories with Tom's laugh is the greatest combo

    • @nickkolesnik5054
      @nickkolesnik5054 4 роки тому +5

      Ralphie May and joey will always be my fave

    • @dannygreen592
      @dannygreen592 3 роки тому

      I can't stand Lee's bitch ass laugh tho, dudes a bitch.

    • @hereis6655
      @hereis6655 3 роки тому +13

      @@dannygreen592 you got internal things to deal with. Lee has done nothing to you

    • @lewpal
      @lewpal 3 роки тому +3

      @@dannygreen592 Lee is a God. He’s the Rich Evans of the Church.

    • @matitzarichie4415
      @matitzarichie4415 3 роки тому +2

      @@hereis6655 ju gs ju
      Ut

  • @backrowftw1097
    @backrowftw1097 3 роки тому +220

    Joey:”leave Bert alone”
    1 minute later:”he’s a mess” lmfao

    • @SingingWhileDrunk
      @SingingWhileDrunk 2 роки тому +2

      That's what tom does he likes podcasts with people like Bobby lee and bert just to make fun of and laugh in their face glad Joey dosed this fool

    • @irishmixtape
      @irishmixtape Рік тому

      @@SingingWhileDrunk😅oo14

    • @jugz9130
      @jugz9130 5 місяців тому

      @@SingingWhileDrunkbro they’re all friends 😂😂 they make fun of eachother

  • @tylerdurden7534
    @tylerdurden7534 4 роки тому +289

    Lee out here making content like a soldier!💪

    • @captaincobracrunch
      @captaincobracrunch 4 роки тому +20

      Tremendous

    • @shnek5143
      @shnek5143 4 роки тому +4

      is this channel actually ran by lee or is it ran by a fan?

    • @tylerdurden7534
      @tylerdurden7534 4 роки тому +5

      This is most likely ran by lee. I dont thinks ever been confirmed or denied, just makes sense. Now I know that the Joey Diaz Clip channel that post all movies and tv hes been in is ran by a fan, he says so himself in the comment section.

    • @W0lf
      @W0lf 8 місяців тому

      Lee out here laughing in the background like a soldier 😂!

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 3 роки тому +44

    “Lifting weights with some skinny Chinese kid with a camera...”🤣

  • @zaclikescauliflower2877
    @zaclikescauliflower2877 4 роки тому +122

    The way Joey Diaz describes cocaine literally gives me chills

    • @KekmanOG
      @KekmanOG Місяць тому

      If just hearing about it gives u chills just wait till u snort some cocksucka 🤣

  • @DatHuzzah
    @DatHuzzah 4 роки тому +120

    Joey can make Tom laugh easier than Pavarotti empties a cake shop, tremendous

  • @MH-ds8cb
    @MH-ds8cb 4 роки тому +301

    “You get her Sunday, she’s nice and soft. She’s already taken 20 punches to the head. She’s already Roseanne McGowan whatever...” 😂

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 4 роки тому +11

      Megan H imma get you on a Sunday

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 3 роки тому +2

      @@plasma9839 creepy dude

    • @allbottledup9513
      @allbottledup9513 3 роки тому +4

      @@Zach-Fetters He’s an old school dude. Shit was different back then. Now he’s married, it’s not like he’s talking about today.

    • @billybatts9491
      @billybatts9491 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Zach-Fetters pencil neck fkn geek. Youve never been laid.

  • @idgaf1241
    @idgaf1241 4 роки тому +62

    The “I am a savage” rant was pure gold

  • @AdventuresPvP
    @AdventuresPvP 4 роки тому +44

    I can listen to Joey talk for hours he's the best story teller ever

    • @GruneD
      @GruneD Рік тому +2

      “Evaaaa”

  • @evanschulte6153
    @evanschulte6153 4 роки тому +95

    Lee "what did the good coke smell like?"
    Joey "delicious. Paradise.."

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin 4 роки тому +129

    51:32 "100mg, they're stronger than death. I took two of them to New York..."

    • @diegoledezma4045
      @diegoledezma4045 4 роки тому

      Xavier Paquin how this man gonna take 1200 and function but takes 100 and can’t handle it

    • @xavierpaquin
      @xavierpaquin 4 роки тому +9

      @@diegoledezma4045 One hypothesis is it's an older clip and they started "low" and gradually built up

  • @TheDramageek88
    @TheDramageek88 4 роки тому +16

    Tom knows how to pull this shit out of Joey. So great!

  • @KR0OK
    @KR0OK 2 роки тому +11

    It's crazy how I've watched all of these episodes and remember every specific moment because Joey Diaz is just that fucking funny 🤣

  • @ERC641
    @ERC641 8 місяців тому +2

    Lee's random laughing and weird little noises 😂😂😂

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 3 місяці тому +2

    Joey was always around the craziest people growing up. Its tremendous!

  • @lesliemoore9183
    @lesliemoore9183 4 роки тому +61

    COMICS ARE MISSING OUT HERE IN ALASKA. JOEY PLEASE COME TO ANCHORAGE

    • @emmajayne682
      @emmajayne682 4 роки тому +5

      That flight in is a bit sketchy for them I reckon?
      Sending Love to Alaska from the UK ❤👍
      ❤Stay safe everyone❤

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 4 роки тому +2

      Is it true about Anchorage...that female pickings aren't great, so whenever decent looking women go there, they're treated like they're smoking hot? Not trying to be funny, but girl told me that before

    • @lesliemoore9183
      @lesliemoore9183 4 роки тому +5

      This Mothafucka Said that’s very true lol. Women from small villages come down here and think they’re fuckin Beyoncé...

  • @CarlosFlores-pw9wj
    @CarlosFlores-pw9wj 3 роки тому +32

    Man i miss the church and uncle joey torturing Lee with edibles😂🤣

  • @axxionjaxxn1369
    @axxionjaxxn1369 3 роки тому +12

    "He was a bodybuilder..Steroid, fucking nut, cocaine, solid dude."😂😂😂 Yup, sound real solid🤣🤣🤣

  • @ArielAPR1
    @ArielAPR1 4 роки тому +11

    Joey's got stories for days! It's crazy after all those years of drugs his memory is still intact I can't even remember what I did the week before half the time lol

  • @ThomasTk30
    @ThomasTk30 4 роки тому +7

    True story . The best of Tom Segura is actually , the best of listening to uncle Joey stories.

  • @Stacey_-bf2mb
    @Stacey_-bf2mb 4 роки тому +38

    Tom steers the ship and let’s Joey talk

  • @AlphaSierra375
    @AlphaSierra375 4 роки тому +6

    This is possibly the best thing that has happened on Earth-categorically stitched in one location. If the rumors are true-Thank you Lee! I'm rooting for you man!

  • @shaunacrawford3810
    @shaunacrawford3810 4 роки тому +4

    Joey you are my favorite podcast!!! Thank you for continuing while this Corona Virus has the world shut down!! You bring a smile to my face and make me feel like I can handle this...Wish I could’ve seen you when you were in Tempe AZ at the Improv but shows were sold out!! Definitely next time you roll on through..Hopefully it won’t be to long of a wait!!! Stay Healthy and positive about life!!!

  • @roottv8417
    @roottv8417 4 роки тому +7

    Automatically thumbs up 👍

  • @davidec.4021
    @davidec.4021 4 роки тому +12

    18:39 that’s a blood chilling scene from an oscar fucking movie look at that tremendous line and gesture jesus christ

  • @emmajayne682
    @emmajayne682 4 роки тому +8

    Thanks for the great content Uncle Joey, keep em coming, stay safe, love from England UK ❤👍
    12.30 pm here, wayching this while doing my Mummy chores, headphones one washing dishes and laughing my ass off 😂😂😂

  • @derMight
    @derMight 4 роки тому +28

    “No, he died.” As Uncle Joey sips a beer, this has to be a tattoo or a t-shirt

  • @cameronlawrence4251
    @cameronlawrence4251 4 роки тому +2

    LETS GOOOOO THIS IS THE KINDA VIDOES WE WANT!!!!!

  • @Sneak248
    @Sneak248 4 роки тому +72

    16:40 LMFAO

    • @jamesfish2132
      @jamesfish2132 4 роки тому +8

      🤣
      thank God I wasn't the only one to think that was timestamp worthy

    • @MH-ds8cb
      @MH-ds8cb 4 роки тому +4

      I’m on my second listen...great call on that time stamp! Tremendous 👌🏼

    • @pgorodiloff
      @pgorodiloff 4 роки тому

      Lee saying that’s romantic was hilarious

    • @TehUltimateSnake
      @TehUltimateSnake 3 роки тому +5

      Sounded like my car tryin to start up this morning.

  • @kanibaldre
    @kanibaldre 4 роки тому +5

    solo un par de minutos me tomo para engancharme en las historias de Joey, no se si tengas un audiobook pero si llegara ha existir, sin duda lo escucharia. Super chingon.

  • @matthewblack986
    @matthewblack986 3 роки тому +2

    Schools open back up so up early again........Uncle Joey in the morning is the key to a tremendous day.

  • @lillbunnyhop
    @lillbunnyhop 3 роки тому +6

    Uncle Joey makes working overnights so much fun🤣love him

  • @cloroxbleach3367
    @cloroxbleach3367 4 роки тому +96

    Am I the only one who'd love an episode with Joey, Tom Segura , Bert Kreischer and Rogan

    • @jb1996BLOP
      @jb1996BLOP 4 роки тому +4

      Ari would cry....

    • @j.a.r.family2576
      @j.a.r.family2576 4 роки тому +18

      Replace Bert with anyone... And id watch.

    • @cloroxbleach3367
      @cloroxbleach3367 4 роки тому +2

      @@j.a.r.family2576 whatcha got against bert?

    • @cloroxbleach3367
      @cloroxbleach3367 4 роки тому +10

      @@jb1996BLOP yeah I like Ari's comedy but he's really good at shooting his own career in the foot

    • @idgaf1241
      @idgaf1241 4 роки тому +2

      Ari isn’t that funny, they should

  • @idamarialauritz791
    @idamarialauritz791 3 місяці тому +1

    I need an audiobook read by Joey for sleeping. His voice soothes me.

  • @vredehuman5242
    @vredehuman5242 3 роки тому +5

    Joey is such a great storyteller

  • @cmgamer1309
    @cmgamer1309 4 роки тому +8

    These clips are tremendous, keep 'm coming. Appreciate the effort.
    Best of Joey & Kate next?

  • @xPadge112x
    @xPadge112x 4 роки тому +6

    This...this kinda shit.
    When you walk in a room and see a group like this. You know it warms you up. Good times are to be had.

  • @fabledkiper
    @fabledkiper 4 роки тому +27

    Joey is so high in the second clip he’s so high

    • @miket1675
      @miket1675 4 роки тому +2

      Fabled Kiper he’s gone off them xan bars lol

    • @fabledkiper
      @fabledkiper 4 роки тому

      Mike T u mean vitamins

    • @MLHMODZ
      @MLHMODZ 3 роки тому

      That’s Xanax haha

  • @x1prodigy0x
    @x1prodigy0x 4 роки тому +38

    Greetings fellow night owls 🙏

  • @OpentheLightAUA92
    @OpentheLightAUA92 4 роки тому +7

    "Let's call him Tommy, well Darren......."lol

  • @xandercorp6175
    @xandercorp6175 3 роки тому +3

    One hour is a hell of a clip, dawg.

  • @UNNOIN
    @UNNOIN 4 роки тому +5

    24:35 Thanks for that Joey, wouldn't have known what a police car sounded like without that.. lmao

    • @asleepcorn3391
      @asleepcorn3391 4 роки тому +1

      @LivingTheFate it sounds more like wind, maybe he was describing the sound of the storm? Who knows bro lmfaooooo🤣

  • @brandondsouza3763
    @brandondsouza3763 4 роки тому +2

    This whole video is just Tremendous!

  • @Greasysweet6
    @Greasysweet6 Рік тому +3

    34:34 “I don’t care if you’re Jonny MMA this leg weighs 265!” 😂

  • @Avrielfer
    @Avrielfer 4 роки тому +1

    Man these 2 make the best duo toms laugh and joey diaz storys and jokes fucking amazing

  • @jeremydelerocha6275
    @jeremydelerocha6275 Рік тому +3

    Joey is the most human ever!
    Aliens would grab joey and try to bring him back with zero luck! A group of half dead aliens would bring him around the universe like a focking Docta!

  • @Karma_2003
    @Karma_2003 4 роки тому +9

    Why did I read the thumbnail as Tom and Jerry

  • @randomcro24
    @randomcro24 3 роки тому +1

    The story wit the cross country sky OMGgggg hahaha

  • @jameskeiley88
    @jameskeiley88 4 роки тому +1

    Joey Diaz great story teller

  • @bostonquad2068
    @bostonquad2068 4 роки тому +8

    Sometimes when you cook that s*** it gets so hard you got to hit it with a screwdriver flat head and a hammer just to take a .4 off

    • @noelnegele6039
      @noelnegele6039 4 роки тому

      Or put the rock in a bag, seal it and hit the back against the floor repeatedly

  • @lauracampos8542
    @lauracampos8542 4 роки тому +1

    Thirsty Thursday’s and Sunday funday!!! Gotta really know how to party to know those are the best days! I used to have sooooo much fun!!

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 3 місяці тому +1

    "Tehn the phewn awf."

  • @MyLifeRSC
    @MyLifeRSC 4 роки тому +2

    He's even got one of laughs that make you laugh

  • @enriquemendoza4130
    @enriquemendoza4130 3 роки тому +2

    Uncle joey is a beast dawg...priceless in par with Betty white, Willie Nelson, Dave Chappelle, Jon Stewart etc.

  • @horseloggermd363
    @horseloggermd363 Рік тому

    Thursday nights were always the best.

  • @xcesarxramosx
    @xcesarxramosx 4 роки тому +12

    16:40 😂

  • @DiamondDiscipleAcademy
    @DiamondDiscipleAcademy 3 роки тому +3

    Enjoying this while on my day off smoking a J

  • @tombystander
    @tombystander 3 роки тому +1

    "when I get home I'm ripping the Beyonce poster down" lmaooo

  • @ZenMaster4President
    @ZenMaster4President 3 роки тому +3

    I knew a guy who tortured his dog and murdered his kids, solid dude, you would love him Tom Segura

  • @johnd2149
    @johnd2149 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks lee

  • @seancarr8832
    @seancarr8832 4 роки тому +6

    Beyonce posters legend Joey

  • @nxgsit150
    @nxgsit150 4 роки тому +2

    1:04:35 love ittt

  • @patrickambrosino6408
    @patrickambrosino6408 Рік тому

    What comic are they talking about at min 7? Cause I’m pretty baked and I can’t hear shit

  • @joshgreen8791
    @joshgreen8791 11 місяців тому

    Is this going to be a movie or what

  • @duffdabsduffdies
    @duffdabsduffdies 4 роки тому +1

    I love Uncle Jofy 😂😂

  • @djgarcia9970
    @djgarcia9970 26 днів тому

    "Leave Bert alone..."
    Proceeds to roast Bert

  • @timvoorman6919
    @timvoorman6919 3 роки тому

    Just by looking at Joey i feel high

  • @neong
    @neong 4 роки тому +3

    Love to see someone knows how amazing an act Fluffy is. Man is a monster.

  • @aammdj
    @aammdj 4 роки тому

    Tremendous!

  • @TwstedLizard
    @TwstedLizard 4 місяці тому

    1:04:30 I identify as a SAVAGE but i still check the male box. Legendary

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 4 роки тому +6

    Uncle Joey almost gets arrested on every flight LMAOOO I swear 😂

  • @wweHBKfan11
    @wweHBKfan11 4 роки тому

    I love Tom and Jofy!

  • @robjohnson5754
    @robjohnson5754 4 роки тому

    rolled his eyes at lee .lol

  • @doodahman2995
    @doodahman2995 4 роки тому

    This is Gold!! CHURCHFAMFORLIFE

  • @DJ-je2zh
    @DJ-je2zh 4 роки тому

    “What a great fuckin’ night that was”

  • @blove9415
    @blove9415 Рік тому

    50:03 I had the same thing from weed and alcohol. When id vacation or not be home and I'd be sober for 24 hours lol I'd get those jolts everytime id try to sleep I'd have to stay up until I saw the sun and then I could pass right out no problem

  • @gregc33487
    @gregc33487 6 місяців тому

    My favorite noise from Joey 24:40

  • @ashacklett01
    @ashacklett01 4 роки тому

    Please make a Best of Joey Promos and Ads!!! "HULU Plus - They don't FUCK AROUND!"

  • @talisfinney984
    @talisfinney984 4 роки тому

    Here's to ya Joey, you da fucken man🍻🍺💊🍺🍺🍺💊🍺🍺🍺 😎🤙

  • @alexfisher900
    @alexfisher900 4 роки тому

    “That fuckin coke was GOOOOD!”

  • @garretthenning8262
    @garretthenning8262 6 місяців тому

    I wish lee wasn’t so faded all the time or the audio would be perfect

  • @Tjp7624
    @Tjp7624 4 роки тому +1

    Lee Syatt high laughs like Joey holds him hostage and tells stories before killing him

  • @ZitiPatrol
    @ZitiPatrol 3 роки тому

    Everytime Joey bangs his hand on the table I think someones knockin at my door.

  • @Lou_Skundt
    @Lou_Skundt Рік тому

    Funniest human alive

  • @pm3632
    @pm3632 4 роки тому

    What a combination

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 4 роки тому +1

    👀🍀💸🍀💸🍀💸🍀💸👀Sunday when no one wants to be with you.. Or work.or tired. I get it but I will walk and try to get "fresh air" so I try to create some life. But I'm like now...ahhhhh..
    But I go out!!!!
    😔🍀😔🍀😔🍀😔🍀😙

  • @luisdiaz5022
    @luisdiaz5022 3 роки тому

    DONT EVER TELL SOMEONE FROM JERSEY TO TURN THEIR PHONE OFF - big facts

  • @markjacobs963
    @markjacobs963 4 роки тому +1

    Joey is cooler then a cumber. He reminds me I'm not super cool but im king shit on turd mountain

  • @DedicatedSpirit8
    @DedicatedSpirit8 Рік тому

    Off 1 g of mushroom chocolate, Joey's looking godlike
    Edit: seeing Joey open up about his mother has me crying.

  • @wolf359loki
    @wolf359loki 3 роки тому

    Burt or Bruce?

  • @connorseits3076
    @connorseits3076 4 роки тому +1

    Joeys a god

  • @zangardo3937
    @zangardo3937 4 роки тому

    so you like dice? yes, me too

  • @DoingStuffChannel
    @DoingStuffChannel 3 роки тому

    This must be a great video. I'm 35 years old and have double checked that youtube age restriction setting is off...This video remains age restricted for me. lol

  • @samuelwiiliams6690
    @samuelwiiliams6690 4 роки тому +5

    Wow...corking a wiffle ball bat..a low for humanity??

  • @DONTOURAGETV
    @DONTOURAGETV 4 роки тому +3

    “Sunday what ?” ... That’s like “Funny how ?”

  • @ca74050
    @ca74050 3 роки тому +1

    16:40 Ladies and Gentlemen, the bronchitis babbler

  • @SomeGuyFromNY
    @SomeGuyFromNY 4 роки тому +1

    I just started pringlin'

  • @kingofthenerds4708
    @kingofthenerds4708 4 роки тому +2

    i identify as fucking savage

  • @mihaitatu2703
    @mihaitatu2703 2 роки тому

    "Two Melouka eyes"