Concept being let's use taxpayer money from hard-working families so that some random family and their descendants can live a life of luxury and never work. 👑
Also not knowing that there are many different accents in different areas, also not being able to tell the difference between Australian and British accents
Being a British citizen I do always take my umbrella as a mode of transportation and only occasionally take the fish and chip tube (you unfortunately left that part out)❤
As an English man I'm offended. You don't find out your Hogwarts house unless you get a place through clearing. You put your Jim Jams on before blowing out the candle. Not enough tea.
_"My admiration for Americans knows no bounds"_ 😂 I'm not sure we agree about that one. But the rest - especially the 'cheeky cups of tea' - is spot-on😅
As a British person I can confirm this is 100% accurate except for the fact that we eat fish and chips TWICE a day, not just once. It's the little things.
As an American, I discovered Greggs on a visit. Nobody told me this sacred national treasure existed. I understand it is basically a pillar of British spirituality and societal soul. The greasy, room temp meat pies there were exceptional, as was the coffee. Brought a tear to my eye. Actually I want to rejoin the empire now.
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Thats because we actually are addicted to tea. It's probably the only accurate Universally English stereotype 😂. The only issue with this was the lack of tea breaks😂
I like life in America better. We wake up to the sound of bullets and sirens, eat fried chicken for breakfast and wash it down with a liter of coke, and drive to work from LA to NY in 15 minutes, all while wearing shorts, and sandals with socks😁
Examples of British people not in a good mood: * Yobs shouting at each other. * “England lost!” * “My team lost again!” * Drunks/druggies shouting at each other. * On the road: “MOVE OUT THE WAY YOU FUCKING TOSSER!” * “The Queen died!” 😩 😫 😭 😭
As a British person I can give my conformation that we do in fact consume large amounts of tea It is after all a splendid beverage loved around england
I'm not British but glad that you have this wonderful tradition there. In my opinion simple British Earl Grey tea is the best comparing to Chinese or Indian tea. But that is just my opinion.
@@Napoleon_Blownapartyeah . And my American politicians are always putting their hands on shit that don't belong to them also.. just like now with Ukraine.. 12 trillion dollars in resources in Ukraine and my country wants it all... No wonder Russia wants to bond my country.. Biden and the Dems, are crooked as they could ever be.. even some Republican as well..
Occasionally we spontaneously start forming queues. They’re not for anything, we just love queuing so much, and the idea of getting through a day without being in a queue is more than we can handle.
I actually had a British friend tell me once that he joined a queue for nothing. He was looking for something to do and saw a bunch of people waiting in line outside a door. He figured they must be waiting for the place to open and if so many people are lined up it must be worth seeing what's inside. Turns out there had just been one guy leaning against the wall and then people kept coming up, assuming he was waiting for something, and joining him. He didn't say how long, but he did say it took an embarrassingly long time to realize they weren't waiting for anything.
Went to an English pub once. Tried a "pint". Not a big fan of beer and warm beer even less. BUT, I loved the food you could get. Ham roll and pickled egg. Had my first steak and kidney pie as well. I'm a chow hound!
As a Brit, 100% accurate apart from the war. We did that all entirely ourselves with no help from any allies. Just Churchill on a beach with his bare fists
Oh come on now. Churchill didn't just use his fists. He also flew all those planes in the Battle of Britain. And I have photographic evidence that he also used a machine gun.
If this was from London perspective. The tea times would be right. But then it would be “avoid getting stabbed at 10am. Then I have tea with lunch. And avoid getting stabbed at 3pm”
What Americans think Russia is like: >wake up >potato and vodka for brealfast >do organized crime >dance to hardbass with bear >vodka for lunch >pray for downfall of capitalist West >more vodka and beet soup for dinner >bedtime
Crumpets are amazing. Forget pancakes or English Muffins. I'll take the crumpet with butter perfectly melted into each little nook and granny. Perfect!
@LordBuzzKillington not at all. Lol. I've never been but want to go, and only time I've heard about a train it was just the tube. I was just messing around, but I did learn something. Thank you. 😉
Blood hell, by crikey, you are spot on lad, this is by far the most accurate representation of what life is like in old Blighty, Jolly good show old chap!!
Australia was originally a prison state where we sent English prisoners over there (there's lots more I'm not explaining), but there's a lot we have in common (like the flag)
2 things: englands a big country and people will speak/ act differently depending on where they are from also that’s the Union Jack ( the flag for the uk) the English flag is 🏴
I have been to London many times and the weirdest thing to me is the love yall have for squirrels lol every single time I visit I always see you guys feeding and taking pictures of the squirrels 😂 you guys feed them so much they look like fat possums
You need to understand some historical context. Those Grey Squirrels you're referring to drove our pesky native Red Squirrel to extinction, and we're eternally grateful for it. If only imported Grey Squirrels could destroy more of our useless heritage.
Tbf that's the look I have whilst teaching in South Yorks, only difference is more tea and obviously not using public transport cos it gets no funding outside London
@@BenBebbingtonlive somewhere better then 😂. Manchester and Glasgow have very good, affordable public transport. Much cheaper and more reliable than London. A day ticket on Glasgow underground is £3.40, London you could spend £20 a day on your oyster card. Manchester trams, again cheap and reliable. There are other high functioning big cities in the UK that aren't London.
@@GM-tw4elThey did say they were a teacher so they may not have much of a choice at the moment. I’m currently in Cambridge but used to be in Edinburgh (both due to my degree). I have a physical disability so I can’t cycle everywhere and have to drive a lot.
@@jamiegdubois Edinburgh is shite to get around tbh because it's so old and has so many hills, and almost as expensive as London. Even with the tram, buses and trains it's pretty crap. I was just giving examples of cities that have good, affordable public transport outside of London.
Tea is awesome. I’m an American and was staying with a South African couple as a live-in caretaker, and they had tea every morning (I was supposed to brew it) and while I enjoy coffee, there’s just something so soothing and calming about a nice tea break :). I now typically have tea in the mornings and coffee only when I need caffeine, or with dessert, lol.
no because why is it the 6th of JULY and there's no sun???? I don't even like summer, but this is outrageous. It's even worse bc you know there's gonna be some horrific heatwave in like, November
@@susmama4 I know that it's supposed to be "hailstones", but "hellstones" is so much funnier to me that I'm gonna start saying it 😭. but yeah the weather is so abysmal man. I wanna leave
@tovarishchfeixiao Its normal time in most countries in Europe and in Japan, but I'm not expecting the average American to be able to know what time 1300 translates to
I may not be English, but as a European… I myself carry around a thermos of tea in some way or other not irregularly, for the simple sake of being able to have a cuppa whenever I fancy, which is quite a glorious feeling.
Pretty sure it’s a joke that American’s can’t tell the difference between an English and Australian accent. It’s probably not that accurate, but this video prides itself on not being accurate
As a Londoner i think i can speak for everyone when i say nobody has experienced this life. My day starts off with the local crackheads smoking outside my estate
Except for the 11:00 when it is often coffee. At the various places I worked, the 'trolley' always brought coffee in the morning and tea in the afternoon.
Haven’t ever been to the Uk, but had a British friend at one point. I remember how he used to fly to school and home with his umbrella. Fly high Thomas. (He’s not dead, he just moved)
I’m glad you mentioned that. As an American I always imagined eating fish and chips like how we eat chicken strips so I was a little confused when he was using a knife and fork. It reminded me of the time my Vietnamese friend used a knife and fork to eat a cheeseburger 😂
you forgot to solve an intricate criminal mystery and write a book about it.
No responds let me fix that✨️
Shut up
that only applies to snarky retired women with an encyclopedic knowledge of poisons and ropes.
In a village.
and acting gay with your partner on the case only to fall in love with the "baddass" female character introduced mid-book
Flying umbrella is a pretty legit form of private transportation ngl
You have the two top comments good job
@@lucb2791 three*
@@YRO. I want you so bad*
It's the only private transportation. Everything else is Tube, bus, or rowing down the stream
How did bro get 3 top comments💀
This guy looks like Harry Potter dressed as Sherlock Holmes with having Mary Poppins superpowers 😂.
Isn't that how all British people look?
@@snicker12 I would say so 😂.
These are the three British people. You are either Harry, Sherlock or Mary.
Wow yes 🤣
@@thenablade858exactly
And nothing in between 😂😂
"the weather is immaculate" is a phrase that hasn't been uttered in the UK in generations
I think we should have a Blue Plaque to commemorate the last time we had a week full of clear sunny skies and warm weather!
you clearly never lived in England. it's literally immaculate right now. 15° & blue sky end of fucking October
@@EllieI-d7p yeah, but it wasn't in the "summer" - rain, cloud, a few sunny days, but mostly crap. Hardly sunbathing conditions was it😉
same with "everybody is in a great mood all the time"
"Then I fall in love with the concept of a monarchy" 😂
I didn't see a single police box.
Vivat Carolus Tertius, Rex Britannorum!
Not even the monarchy just the concept
Concept being let's use taxpayer money from hard-working families so that some random family and their descendants can live a life of luxury and never work. 👑
@@user-ty2uz4gb7v no you pesky fiend of traditon and humanity
Very accurate representation of how Americans think the British accent is lmao
True, but in reality, it's infinitely sillier
The tchube😂
He pronounces his I and t XD
Bloody right...pip pip...and all that rot.
Also not knowing that there are many different accents in different areas, also not being able to tell the difference between Australian and British accents
The funniest thing he said was "everyone is in a great mood all the time." 😂
Southerners are never in a good mood
Majority of brits are cynical or pessimistic maybe both😂
The weather is brilliant this time of year!
As a Southener, I could confirm I am currently in a good mood.
For now.
@@SamuelYoudsthat's why I feel like I'm home there
Being a British citizen I do always take my umbrella as a mode of transportation and only occasionally take the fish and chip tube (you unfortunately left that part out)❤
*umbrellerrrr
They also left the part where you 'd enter the pub after work 😮
@@lm9685 ahh yes I do love a good drink of “tea” after work🩷❤️
As an English man I'm offended.
You don't find out your Hogwarts house unless you get a place through clearing. You put your Jim Jams on before blowing out the candle. Not enough tea.
He just hopes to get in. Harry chose Gryffindor against the hat's recommendation.
Average ucas experience:
Nowhere near enough tea!
and the uk flag for england
The weather is another thing. Everyone knows getting good weather in Britain is equivalent to the lottery being won
"Thirteen hundred 'o’ clock”
I’m dead 💀
lol totally accurate
I always thought it was one thousand three hundred o'clock.
1300 is an actual time tho
It sent me hard. 😂🤣
Only Americans say that
Ngl... but the consistent tea between every activity.. is pretty much spot on
Nah, still nowhere near enough Tea.
@@Colombianinja ... No you are right, it's not enough tea, not enough tea at all!
You're beautiful
@@amz7290 Yup!
@@Tom-oj7si shut you simp
_"My admiration for Americans knows no bounds"_ 😂 I'm not sure we agree about that one. But the rest - especially the 'cheeky cups of tea' - is spot-on😅
As a Brit who lives in London, the only inaccurate part is the good weather.
And people in a good mood
Yeah but you aren’t the tornado country of the world.
@@Mr.-Toad fun fact, england has the most tornadoes per square kilometre. that's because it's small.
And tea
@@Mr.-Toadit's a bloody island mate. That's why it's wet and windy as heck. Oceanic climate.
With the exception of missing one tea time, It's pretty spot on
So is there like a set time everyone's supposed to fall in love with the concept of monarchy or is it more of a 'go at your own pace' kind of thing?
+ a daily knife fight
And no biccies! (Translation for Americans cookies)😂
6 cups a tea a day us crazy 😂
@vbrown4610 why is 6 cups of tea crazy? I drink 6 - 8 cups of tea a day.
As a British person I can confirm this is 100% accurate except for the fact that we eat fish and chips TWICE a day, not just once. It's the little things.
6 cups of tea is a bit low
@sophiefortnite1869 also very true. Speaking of which...
😂😂😂😂
Yes the little things. Those little calorie bombs.
And we don't love America
As a British person, I confirm it to be authentic. But there is a lack of Greg’s :(
As an American, I discovered Greggs on a visit. Nobody told me this sacred national treasure existed. I understand it is basically a pillar of British spirituality and societal soul. The greasy, room temp meat pies there were exceptional, as was the coffee. Brought a tear to my eye. Actually I want to rejoin the empire now.
This is what the rest of the UK thinks London is like
Living in London I must be honest the rest of the country doesn't think about London at all but they do occasionally laugh at the jokes about London
Lol, as a Londoner, this is probably what we look like everyday
nah as a londoner i think its the other way round this is what i think the countryside is like
its not accurate he didnt get stabbed in a dark alley
@@sgwolfgang4349So you think if it's not London it's " countryside "? This is a fully built up island there's hardly any countryside to speak of.
He unironically forgot the cup of tea right before bed
I live in England this is true but they drink more tea they get power from it.
Went to bed at twenty-two hundred, he's missing his cup of tea with the News At Ten the silly sod.
Oh, silly me, I thought it was a cup of cocoa at bedtime.🤦♀️
He also forgot the sharia law zones and stabbings
@@silverhills5684maybe one. In between cups of tea
Okay but I’ve definitely heard a British person say “cheeky cup of tea” unironically lmao
We do. Just more often than this video suggests. Just finished a cup of tea? Time to make more tea
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London symphony orchestra
Adele
benjamin britten
Coldplay
The Beatles
The 1975
arctic monkeys
iron maiden
Kate Bush
amy winehouse
Mark Ronson
Slash
Tears for fears
Harry Gregson williams
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Edward Elgar
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We 100% drink more tea than this short implies.
Thats because we actually are addicted to tea. It's probably the only accurate Universally English stereotype 😂.
The only issue with this was the lack of tea breaks😂
I can have up to six cuppas a day and I always have 3 minimum, one for each meal.
I like life in America better. We wake up to the sound of bullets and sirens, eat fried chicken for breakfast and wash it down with a liter of coke, and drive to work from LA to NY in 15 minutes, all while wearing shorts, and sandals with socks😁
Ok that's all legit true except the commute though
@@Elizabeth-n3v2u 😆I actually had chicken and waffle breakfast! 😋😍
I see your reference there... 😝
I smell a European in disguise... a real American would drink a quart of coke, not a liter.
@@Elizabeth-n3v2utrue, the average commute is more like Norfolk to Dallas, just so they can send you on a business trip to Ontario.
"I do some public transportation"
"I fall in love with concept of an monarchy"
LOL 😂
An ? Just read your comment through it makes no sense
@@R0G3RZ87could be he used an instead of a?
@@R0G3RZ87wow a singular mistake can affect the whole comment?!
in all seriousness
usa, mexico, canada need high speed rail
You lost me at “everybody is in a great mood all the time”. 😂😂😂
😂 Everybody is actually very reserved and like "go away" can't remember when I had a conversation with a stranger in England.
Examples of British people not in a good mood:
* Yobs shouting at each other.
* “England lost!”
* “My team lost again!”
* Drunks/druggies shouting at each other.
* On the road: “MOVE OUT THE WAY YOU FUCKING TOSSER!”
* “The Queen died!” 😩 😫 😭 😭
This is the most unbelievable part out of the whole video
@@sonnymills803 go to the northern countryside. We still say 'hello' to each other outside.
@@sonnymills803 You don't live in London?
I'm worried by how untoasted & unbuttered those crumpets look 😮
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And me too from 🇺🇲🤣🤣🤣
I still don't know what a crumpet is!!
@@MarkBH70 a crumpet is like a sponge like pastry that you put tons of butter on then eat
“In me Jim Jams” got me right off the BAT 😭😭
I have no reason to doubt this and will investigate no further. Thank you for this historical document.
Indeed, your conclusions upon reviewing this document are similar to my comprehensions.
😂😂😂
Is it me or high tea was really 'HIGH' 😅
And the cheeky tea was cheeky, to be sure.
@@bezoekers "off to have a cheeky spot of lunch" - 🇬🇧
Cbd in your tea
Shroom tea
The Irish put fent in his tea.
As a British person I can give my conformation that we do in fact consume large amounts of tea
It is after all a splendid beverage loved around england
Indeed. It's a big fat *&^% ÷^%£ from me to decaffe soya milk low calorie lattes with faces sprinkled in rust on top.
I am a British person, and I, too, can confirm I do have a cuppa or two a day
I don't like tea and I'm british
I'm not British but glad that you have this wonderful tradition there. In my opinion simple British Earl Grey tea is the best comparing to Chinese or Indian tea. But that is just my opinion.
@@uptothestarz Same here 😭
I mean, much like your American video, this is surprisingly accurate in places including the constant tea
“My admiration for America knows no bounds” 😂😂 that one got me
Yes, we owe much more to Soviet Russia for Germany’s defeat.
We made America, so we basically rallied up the English armies
@@benh715Its true more Russian (soviet) blood was spilled than the western allies. But it was American steel that gave them the means to fight back.
@@Napoleon_Blownapartyeah . And my American politicians are always putting their hands on shit that don't belong to them also.. just like now with Ukraine.. 12 trillion dollars in resources in Ukraine and my country wants it all... No wonder Russia wants to bond my country.. Biden and the Dems, are crooked as they could ever be.. even some Republican as well..
What got me was when he said Englander's are in a good mood all the time.
Reading the comments from people of the UK I can see that is false. 😅
Occasionally we spontaneously start forming queues. They’re not for anything, we just love queuing so much, and the idea of getting through a day without being in a queue is more than we can handle.
Especially if someone steps in front of u 😮
If it weren't for Netflix, I wouldn't know what "queue" meant.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 true
What does queue mean?
I actually had a British friend tell me once that he joined a queue for nothing. He was looking for something to do and saw a bunch of people waiting in line outside a door. He figured they must be waiting for the place to open and if so many people are lined up it must be worth seeing what's inside.
Turns out there had just been one guy leaning against the wall and then people kept coming up, assuming he was waiting for something, and joining him.
He didn't say how long, but he did say it took an embarrassingly long time to realize they weren't waiting for anything.
“The weather is immaculate”
Impossible! Perhaps the archives are incomplete…
Star Wars reference?
@@osriocesar Indeed! The obi-wan kenobi library scene in attack of the clones
@@darthzayexeet3653 sweet
@@osriocesarIndeed I find your lack of faith disturbing
@@EclipseYTXbox 🤣
Another great form of transportation you can find in london are police boxes that travel through space and time.
As an American, this is a great documentary
Sending this video to the national archives as a historical document. Haha
Best comment! 😂😂
Oh american, are you from Canada?
@@gonzalomonedero2888 no, I'm from North America
@@BoredBox11 then Canada
You forgot a spot of afternoon cricket with the chaps just before afternoon tea.
You forgot the uneven floors and no one has even 50 euros in their pocket
@@HighLander-mp6vh God blessed British pounds more like.
Two digestive biscuits
He never had a _Swift half_ either.
As a Brit I confirm we travel by umbrella.
Oh no, I was using flue powder. 😢
At least he opted not to go for the dickensian stereotype
Have you noticed that it doesn't rain as much any longer??😊😮😢
And a LOT of public transportation!
What’s the mileage like? I assume more luxurious brands give a smoother fly? Burberry umbrella is like traveling on a puffy cloud?
I've lived in the UK through military life, and they do drink a lot of tea. Lol
As an Australian. You made me choke on my drink. Very funny. I was expecting though, a visit to the pub for a pint at some point.
Exactly!!!!
Was it a tea made of eucalyptus that you fought off a drop-bear?
@@someguy2744 Hahaaahaaa, that is a spectacular comment! I was sipping on some tea, drop bears know not to mess with me though.
Went to an English pub once. Tried a "pint". Not a big fan of beer and warm beer even less. BUT, I loved the food you could get. Ham roll and pickled egg. Had my first steak and kidney pie as well. I'm a chow hound!
As Australian, choking on your drink is a very real risk, given you spend your lives upside down
As a Brit I can confirm our currency is so powerful that we use shillings.
Edit: Damn that’s a lotta likes. Ty ❤️
"5 pounds 12 bob 18 groat 12 shams 6 florin 12 thrupnny bits 18 pence 1824 farthings"
😵💫🤯@@tonethymcbuttox5830
How much quid for one shill?
@@DanMorgan-bh5fv in that day it was probably about £10 per shilling
@@DanMorgan-bh5fv and one pence was like £100
As a Brit, 100% accurate apart from the war. We did that all entirely ourselves with no help from any allies. Just Churchill on a beach with his bare fists
It is not about how Brits think of the WW2; it is about how Americans believe what Brits think of the WW2 (although their believe may be mistaken).
Oh come on now. Churchill didn't just use his fists. He also flew all those planes in the Battle of Britain. And I have photographic evidence that he also used a machine gun.
@@_salto__tru yeah
I remember Churchill had bear bottles in his hands
dunkirk was the nest you did
You left out doing the Times Crossword on the bus/train during the morning commute! Pip pip😂 🎉
“How America saved us in WW2” 😂
joined late and took all the credit (stop complaining it is an opinion, and for those of you that cant read i specified they took ALL the credit)
Did fuck all mate
@@chriswright3058Russia and America took rightful credit the British were on the defensive until the Americans joined in
@@gamestertime598 Errrm no
America funded nazi germany@@gamestertime598
"How the US saved England in WW2". I'm dead😂
Edit: I've started WW3 in the comments section.
saved!
We were fine, France was the issue. Additionally the only reason they got involved was because of the Imperial Japanese made a critical mistake
@@Candle45 you were not fine... Far from it. You meant to say "Thank You"
More Like Under New Management.gif
@@romangeneral23 no thank you, off to consume my litre of tea and crumpets now, toodles
If this was from London perspective. The tea times would be right. But then it would be “avoid getting stabbed at 10am. Then I have tea with lunch. And avoid getting stabbed at 3pm”
Americans whole day consists of avoiding getting shot
Search new York stabbings...
Lol you sure about your argument? Literally USA have more stabbings! And don't talk about shooting!
Oh bloody hell is that an acid attack.
@@IdK-er6rhsearch new york crime rate vs avg us crime rate
"@2200hrs I blow out mi candle and where mi jimjams " 😂😂😂😂
I showed this to my British friend and she was confused why I was laughing as she said this was just a regular day in the life.
Well your friends American
This is from an English person
I'm pretty sure the British friend was being sarcastic, Hunter.
@@ericbabichis wit
@@Hunter-lx4zx She literally just said that her friend was British.
@@ericbabich😂😂
What Americans think Russia is like:
>wake up
>potato and vodka for brealfast
>do organized crime
>dance to hardbass with bear
>vodka for lunch
>pray for downfall of capitalist West
>more vodka and beet soup for dinner
>bedtime
Do they not realise they left communism lol
underrated comment
>attack neighbours and blame it on same neighbours
@@jimmylazeRUSSIA MENTIONED🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🪆🪆🪆🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@weaponizedknight7316 just because we left communism doesn't mean we don't want the downfall of capitalist West.
"I blow out me candle and get back in me jimjams" 😂😂😂😂
Jimjams*
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Crumpets are amazing. Forget pancakes or English Muffins. I'll take the crumpet with butter perfectly melted into each little nook and granny. Perfect!
When I was visiting London I wondered where are all the locals. I looked up and they all were flying holding umbrellas.
lol
Haha 😂
As a Brit this is exactly how I get to work in the morning, via umbrella
I mean it's cheaper than the train
@LordBuzzKillington you mean the Tube? Lol.
@@ARuiz1004 You understand that the Tube doesn't cover the entire country, yes? Lol.
@LordBuzzKillington not at all. Lol. I've never been but want to go, and only time I've heard about a train it was just the tube. I was just messing around, but I did learn something. Thank you. 😉
I wish I could do that fr. It looks really peaceful xD
The flying umbrella and the part when he says “and then I fall in love with the concept of a monarchy” got me 😂
In the closing scene he sounds more like a pirate! LOL! 🏴☠️
I love the commuter umbrella sooo much!! ☂️
« Oi Mate do you hav a liscence for your flying umbrella ? »
Don't worry, I believe he works in childcare.
@@MarcusCrawford-mq2wl Mr. Poppins 😂
Nah that's australian
Gets slapped on the forehead with a ulez fine 😂
@@Cloud_that_looks_like_a_cat neuh i's noh
As a Brit I can confirm this is what it’s like, except you forgot to have curry for dinner and watch the footy😢
Football riot after the game
Curry with boiled peas and toast, right?
@@Secretlyanothername don’t forget the raisins in the curry
Don't forget the love island girlfriend with the Essex accent
@@ga7a903and don’t forget, she’s wearing chav makeup!! Very important, brits can’t do any other makeup style.
Unironically, the amount of tea you drink isn't a joke
Nope, that's pretty much literally my tea schedule. I DO have a bigger mug, though 😁
We get a cup of tea every time we sit down 😂
I don’t
@@glen7018 I do but that's mostly to save on gas and keep myself warm
I drink coffee mostly
The jim jams and the candle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Blood hell, by crikey, you are spot on lad, this is by far the most accurate representation of what life is like in old Blighty, Jolly good show old chap!!
I read that with Hugh laury's voice😅
Crikey is Australian.
Australia was originally a prison state where we sent English prisoners over there (there's lots more I'm not explaining), but there's a lot we have in common (like the flag)
And pip pip cheerio?
Expectation: 🫖☕🇬🇧👑💂♂️⚽
Reality: 🔪🚬🏃🏿🥷🏾🚨⚽
At least soccer stayed the same you absolute genius
@@singforjoy7123football
2 things: englands a big country and people will speak/ act differently depending on where they are from also that’s the Union Jack ( the flag for the uk) the English flag is 🏴
@@singforjoy7123 *football
@@singforjoy7123its football.
I have been to London many times and the weirdest thing to me is the love yall have for squirrels lol every single time I visit I always see you guys feeding and taking pictures of the squirrels 😂 you guys feed them so much they look like fat possums
English people are every once in a while obsessed with squirrels
Don’t forget the pigeons, they share many of the hotspots in London with us
I heard that the grey squirrels are invasive.
You need to understand some historical context. Those Grey Squirrels you're referring to drove our pesky native Red Squirrel to extinction, and we're eternally grateful for it. If only imported Grey Squirrels could destroy more of our useless heritage.
First time I went to London, I saw fat squirrels and fat pigeons and was surprised at their sizes.
HELP i just heard someone say "four whole chickens" through a microphone what 😭
Just the line “everybody is in a great mood all of the time” had me dead lmfao ☠️☠️☠️
Reminds me of that sketch about the Northerner talking to people in London.
Honestly, I think that's the least accurate part of this video 😂
'Read the newspaper I bought for a shilling'
You were tricked. The Metro is a free newspaper 😂😂💀💀
It wasn’t when shillings were a thing though. 😉
We don't have shillings any more! It's pounds and pence and the Metro newspaper is free!
@@ffotograffyddBut are newspapers still a thing
@@shrikanthpai6604 Clearly they are given they’re still for sale… 😂
As a French person I agree. Just missing the scones and a little more rain.
and stabbings
Needs more tea!
So cute how he confidently strolls down London dressed like a character out of Mary Poppins 😂
And yet, this was probably the least abnormal thing in London that day.
Tbf that's the look I have whilst teaching in South Yorks, only difference is more tea and obviously not using public transport cos it gets no funding outside London
@@BenBebbingtonlive somewhere better then 😂. Manchester and Glasgow have very good, affordable public transport. Much cheaper and more reliable than London. A day ticket on Glasgow underground is £3.40, London you could spend £20 a day on your oyster card. Manchester trams, again cheap and reliable. There are other high functioning big cities in the UK that aren't London.
@@GM-tw4elThey did say they were a teacher so they may not have much of a choice at the moment. I’m currently in Cambridge but used to be in Edinburgh (both due to my degree). I have a physical disability so I can’t cycle everywhere and have to drive a lot.
@@jamiegdubois Edinburgh is shite to get around tbh because it's so old and has so many hills, and almost as expensive as London. Even with the tram, buses and trains it's pretty crap. I was just giving examples of cities that have good, affordable public transport outside of London.
As a British citizen,we indeed do this.
forgot a nice flaggon of ale in the evening
He forgot the part where you exploited a African country at 3:00 lmao
only on a weekday @@Umhlekisi_GG
Is it true that when you guys get mad you pull out a fancy saber and fight while drinking tea?
@@WILMANGO681we’ve modernised
Mostly knives and acid nowadays
Still while having a sip a’ea
As guy who live in England I can say that is a perfect documentary of my life.
@@KushBs112012 I’m pretty sure it’s a joke
I rather concur. My personal experience parallels to what I have seen in the video.
Really 😮
@@seraph3761same
@@KushBs112012You're living under a rock then
I always thought of them as drinking tea all day every day. I guess I was right!!!! ❤😂😂😂
Should've mentioned "After a quick flight in my Tardis, I had more tea and crumpets."
What's a Tardis?
@@kingsand999who
@@kingsand999 TARDIS is a time machine that looks like an ole timey UK payphone booth, only old gents would get the reference
@@kingsand999 Time and Relative Dimension in Space
Thank you good sir
Absolutely accurate..Except ofcourse I live in castle 🏰 and have a butler called Jeeves 🇬🇧
I happen to be the butler by the name of Jeeves, good sir.
I have a butler named Josef
I happen to be the butler by the name of Josef, Good ma’am
Is that a reference to p g Wodehouse book??
@@PortugalZeroworldcup Jeeves & Wooster :)
As a Brit, I'm not even joking when I say that's pretty accurate to how much tea I drink a day 😂
awww, do you think that's enough tea, though? Do ya???
@@Polikaize no. there is no such thing as enough tea
@@PrimeTime0so is it just tea or a little sugar or a lot of sugar?
Tea is awesome. I’m an American and was staying with a South African couple as a live-in caretaker, and they had tea every morning (I was supposed to brew it) and while I enjoy coffee, there’s just something so soothing and calming about a nice tea break :). I now typically have tea in the mornings and coffee only when I need caffeine, or with dessert, lol.
@@clv2015 just tea and milk. no sugar for me :)
My fav part was his Hogwarts acceptance letter!! Gryffindor!!!
"The weather is immaculate-"
Right, now I know you're lying
no because why is it the 6th of JULY and there's no sun???? I don't even like summer, but this is outrageous. It's even worse bc you know there's gonna be some horrific heatwave in like, November
@@thisisforrachel9612exactly, for me there was hellstones raining and before that heavy rain with no sun before it. British weather is horrible
@@susmama4 I know that it's supposed to be "hailstones", but "hellstones" is so much funnier to me that I'm gonna start saying it 😭. but yeah the weather is so abysmal man. I wanna leave
@@thisisforrachel9612 yeah I like calling it hellstones instead of hailstones it just makes it funnier
@@thisisforrachel9612it’s good
Not enough tea, and where was the tea biscuits? 😂❤ 🇬🇧
Tea and cookies odd. Yes i know theres a differect.
@@subninja8069cookies are a type of biscuit 🙂
And wheres the historic artifact steal
@@subninja8069 cookies? you think we put cookies in tea?
@@DaveD2000 I guess so
You forgot beans and toast with your first cuppa....😂😂😂😅
Continental breakfast.
You need a NYC/Times Square version of this. So convoluted around the world 😂
The fact that I, as a Brit, have that Union Jack mug really makes me question things
You're not just a Brit anymore you're a Stereotypical Brit
British: advanced level
Not enough tea, no biscuits, not enough swearing and no rain!
Well see in English stereotypes we generally see you guys using posh 18th century words instead of swearing
I mean , Americans think Australians ride kangaroos to work , so they’d definitely believe the flying umbrella 😂
As an American, that is a new one. The Australians I've known just say kangaroos are stupid and cause traffic problems lol
Honestly, every video I see is an Aussie man fighting a Kangaroo… and I think yall are losing the war 😂😂
Wait..., you mean Aussies DON'T ride in kangaroos to work or school?! 😳🤯
Now I don't know WHAT to believe... 😟
@@VXochitl
I thought it was the get in their cars and then they tell there "hey mates watch out for kanraroos"
Most people in my generation think of surfing and Finding Nemo when they think of Australia 🇦🇺
Lots of Tea Time, Umbrella, and Public Transportation!😅
The scrooge looking nightcap and candle actually killed me
Dude gave himself away as an American with that 1300 o'clock
We never say that 🇺🇸 😅
@@emely902 Only if you're military 🪖
@@JamieBar Imagine calling normal time as "military". :skull:
@tovarishchfeixiao Its normal time in most countries in Europe and in Japan, but I'm not expecting the average American to be able to know what time 1300 translates to
its a joke…
Jiminy Cricket! This scoundrel forgot the jolly ol' cup o' tea before turning in for the day!
Holy Henry!
😅
I may not be English, but as a European…
I myself carry around a thermos of tea in some way or other not irregularly, for the simple sake of being able to have a cuppa whenever I fancy, which is quite a glorious feeling.
As a Brit I can say not enough tea
Is British people not having enough tea similar to Americans not having enough guns?
He forgot Peter Pan taking him to Neverland😂
Or falling into Narnia and meeting Aslan!
Too Epstein-ish and Maxwell-ish to mention now-a-days . 🤷 Protect the children .
he forgot being stabbed
"My Hogwahts acceptance *laddah* "!
That was more of an Aussie accent than a British accent. 😂
Pretty sure it’s a joke that American’s can’t tell the difference between an English and Australian accent. It’s probably not that accurate, but this video prides itself on not being accurate
@Raptor-vs7wb I know! That's why I found it hillarious! 😂
OMG…! The tea and crumpets are iconic 😂🤣
As a Londoner i think i can speak for everyone when i say nobody has experienced this life. My day starts off with the local crackheads smoking outside my estate
Why do you have to be a party pooper?
@@MoosieQ68 sorry that the reality upsets you
@@MoosieQ68Prob just mad that he got sorted into Hufflepuff when he received his hogwarts letter
@@mayanscythe/@MoosieQ68 Why don't you focus on ridiculing your own endlessly hopeless .
Same in Sheffield
i mean the amount of tea he’s drinking is pretty accurate 💀
and more
yeah ruined by stupid milk
For real accuracy replace tea with Alcohol
Except for the 11:00 when it is often coffee.
At the various places I worked, the 'trolley' always brought coffee in the morning and tea in the afternoon.
I grew up with a British stepfamily, I’m laughing so hard at this. And my stepfather doesn’t even like tea.
How terribly un-British of him!
I don't drink tea either, actually.
Sorry.
I'm one of those filthy immigrants.
I must go shower now ...
I highly doubt that, that’s like finding an american who doesn’t like deep fried food
@@The_Super_Poodle You’re talking to one. Welcome to the knowledge that stereotypes aren’t always true.
@@The_Super_Poodle only person I know who drinks tea is my nan so no need to be doubtful of it.
@@The_Super_Poodle yeah I can tell you're american
Bro looks like he’s being forced to drink those cups of tea😆
Haven’t ever been to the Uk, but had a British friend at one point. I remember how he used to fly to school and home with his umbrella. Fly high Thomas.
(He’s not dead, he just moved)
To Hogwarts?
I had a British friend for 4 years. Then I found out he just had a speech impediment.
@@Rohit-yr9syyeah obviously
No UK parody video can be complete without a Harry Potter
My admiration for America knows no bound😂😂😂
That first pose is how you get shank in London. 😂
As an American, i can confirm this is exactly what I think England is like.
Well it's more depression, drug abuse, alcoholism, over immigrated, highly taxed, overpriced shithole. But the country side is lovely. ✌
As a British person, eating fish and chips with utensils is actually cursed.
Except in school dinners where you had no choice
I’m glad you mentioned that. As an American I always imagined eating fish and chips like how we eat chicken strips so I was a little confused when he was using a knife and fork. It reminded me of the time my Vietnamese friend used a knife and fork to eat a cheeseburger 😂
@@Jinxx9081we don’t just eat with our hands though, fish and chips always comes with a little wooden knife and fork
as a german who learned britishenglish i can say this (and scones) is literally the stereotype we were taught
Funnily enough, "learned" is American English. British English would be "learnt" 😄
@@Rosie-ij3on yeah ok sorry *ROSIE, RULER OF GRAMMAR* i, through the internet, kinda learn*t* different versions of english, so uhhh yeah
@@My_Name_Here420 No worries mate, glad you learnt something 😜
I miss a good scone now that I live in the US. I'll have to make some. Lol
"Then I fall in love with the concept of Monarchy!"😂😂🎉😢 keep him sobbing😅😅