The OP is kinda a psycho in their own right. Like calling a strange number, sleeping with a random dudes ex and stealing cash from her? Sounds made up af.
@@tentative_flora2690 nga u haven't seen ppl like me (sociopath) i know a few and when we together we once stole car keys, then waited for a week till someone made posters that said 100$ for finder (car was a bmw, i think m4) and then we brought te key back saying it was under a vending machine. This dude said thanks u ang gave us the 100. Best shii ever
The OP is kinda psycho in their own right. Like calling a strange number and sleeping with a random dudes ex and stealing cash from her? Sounds made up af.
Thank you you put a smile on my face because when I read this I heard in the Batman voice so all I see now her being beaten up by Batman while he says justice for lizard
It would’ve been a better revenge idea to report her for the lizard thing. I do think you can get arrested for that. Especially if it’s not your own pet.
Once I was in a gas station bathroom in a small town and written all over the walls was phone numbers, and people writing gossip about people in their high school and I read all the gossip since people would write back to things written about them and I feel like I know them now
@@Miss_Ink_Addict "did nothing to YOU BRO" so yeah adressing OP. the person posting this was not the one hurting the lizard and the one who hurt it won't read this for sure. So if you want to make a general comment and not address anybody, then don't use the word "you". Simple rules in any language
This is obviously fake but like imagine someone told you this story and you believed it without question, stealing $1,000 based on stuff that you have no proof is true 💀
Dude it feels like a copy of another story that I have read apart from the fact that everyone was horrible in that The guy comes and says he cheated on his ex and she killed his hamster when she found out than the op goes with them do get revenge and than they become besties everyone was horrible in the story
Ten out of ten backstory. I love how this random guy got involved with the hero and villain, and then built a friendship based on helping the hero take down the villain. I wonder how that friendship will be affected when his dark secret is revealed?
Whenever he said"whenever I got back to the car I handed bend the 5,000 and I told him the entire story except me sleeping with her"the part where he"beside me sleeping with her"that just made me burst out laughing
There was one on a light pole in my town, it was a college art student who just hung out and talked on the phone, nothing sexual. She did it for a performance piece
Waow, what a GOOD friend you are. Sleeping with a guys ex and then become besties, already with a shady secret as baggage! Imagine the smile on his face if you ever felt the urge to tell him. 😊
I called a number on a classroom table. Turned out to be a 30~ year old woman when I was 15 we had a lovely chat about how the school was when she was there 15 years ago and about how I should focus on shit very helpful I love that woman
im a girl and the schools in my bathroom are separate the boys have a bathroom upstairs and the girls have one downstairs anyway so once i saw a number on the walls and i had a pen with me so i wrote the number on my hand i then realised that the number one the wall belongs to a boy in my class A BOY and nothing happened tbh that was it
If someone killed my lizard i would actually go on my john wick arc
I would do that for my cats too😂
Same
@Aeva_NotAwakeYet same, my cat is my child
@ Yessir, we shall dedicate our lives to our felis catus, fur children, our beloveds.
@Aeva_NotAwakeYet SAME
THE POOR LIZARD 😭😭😭😭
I’m never gonna date now, i have 3 babies (lizards) and they’re incredible. Aint no way im letting anyone near them
S
@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake whats their name?
@@The_8-bitsmushu (bearded dragon), pascal (panther chameleon) and oswald (crested gecko)
@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake cute lil dragons >:3
"She killed my lizard"
“🔫🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸”
🇺🇸🏈🦅🥊🥊
Fr😂😂
I learned I’m a wizard the American type I cast… Glock
ima send a b2
😱🔫😃
THE FACT THAT HE ALSO CASUALLY SLEPT WITH HER😂😭😭😂edit: guys it’s a joke
IKK, OOP
I mean its a win win
Bot
BRO DID NOT WANT MORE PROBLEMS
she’s a minor
I don’t remotely care abt this story, but as a lizard owner hearing the “killed his pet lizard …” was so sad
Right I yelled so loud
Rip Lizzie boy. Or girl
Agreed…
Fr, people want to hurt other people but other living beings suffer because of ignorance
I have a pet turtle but I love lizards and snakes too
"besides me sleeping with her" 🤨🤨🤨
The OP is kinda a psycho in their own right. Like calling a strange number, sleeping with a random dudes ex and stealing cash from her? Sounds made up af.
@@tentative_flora2690 nga u haven't seen ppl like me (sociopath) i know a few and when we together we once stole car keys, then waited for a week till someone made posters that said 100$ for finder (car was a bmw, i think m4) and then we brought te key back saying it was under a vending machine. This dude said thanks u ang gave us the 100. Best shii ever
@@tentative_flora2690 sounds fun though
The OP is kinda psycho in their own right. Like calling a strange number and sleeping with a random dudes ex and stealing cash from her? Sounds made up af.
@@MohammedZabir-tp4yzbro tried to copy the other guys comment
“I slept with some guy’s evil ex and stole some money and now we’re best friends!”
Pretty much, also dudde confeesaed to stealing 😭
@ this guy must be just a little stupid.
Sounds about right
Sounds like a famous UA-camr title video lmaoo
wtf
When im in a lying competition and my opponent js a redditor
no chance💔💔
Glad I’m not the only one who isn’t buying this BS
Thank God another sane person 💀
Something very confusing he was a 10 yo so if this story made any sense that would mean he slept with someone of similar age
@blade2396 not just that but dude saying he slept with her 😂
The fuck did the lizard do! As a bearded dragon owner myself i cant imagine this happening to me
Same bro I got them elemental dragons from ninjago
@justaguyaround damn cool
DIO!
Im also a bearded dragon owner and hearing that she killed the lizard hurt me😭
@@user-wr7dd8uv3c fr tho😭
“She killed my Liza-“ *Insert several bangs from a pew pew*
"Bangs from a pew pew"? Can't you just say shots from a gun?
@CCFencer a lot of people think they're comments think their will be deleted but that's facebook that deleted them
Just say gun bro
@@CCFencer Yt has deleted my comments for saying stuff like that before🥲
“Pew pew” 😭
Vengeance for the lizard 🦎 😢
The lizard ain’t done nothing wrong! Lil buddy was caught in the crossfire!😭
Justice for lizard 😢
Thank you you put a smile on my face because when I read this I heard in the Batman voice so all I see now her being beaten up by Batman while he says justice for lizard
I didn't gaf until they brought up the lizard
When I’m in a lying competition and my opponent is a Redditor
No not the 🦎😭😭😭😭
literally what i said when i heard it 😭
“She killed my lizard”
*turns into John wick but for a lizard*
She just happened to have a pile of $1,000 sitting on the counter????
Yeah....so fake + technically he stole the money.
This is so ridiculously fake
Joe Biden give it to her 😭
Sounds like somebody asked AI to compose a 15 y.o boy's fantasy, lol
THAT'S WHAT YOU FIND UNREALISTIC?
I'm sorry, nah, ain't no one inviting a random dude into her house AND sleeping with him.
Lmfao op didnt sleep with anyone but his right hand
“Beside sleeping with her”😂😂😂😂MAN this stories are WILDDD 😂😂😂
not the lizard lmao
It would’ve been a better revenge idea to report her for the lizard thing. I do think you can get arrested for that. Especially if it’s not your own pet.
The lizard noooo
Bro got a friend and a one night stand
What did the lizard do to you. The poor lizard 😂😂❤❤
If someone killed my lizard
Everyone would rather be in hell than on earth
There was no need to kill the lizard bro 😭
Once I was in a gas station bathroom in a small town and written all over the walls was phone numbers, and people writing gossip about people in their high school and I read all the gossip since people would write back to things written about them and I feel like I know them now
For me it was a bolling alley and it was the police
R.I.P lizard.
You will be missed😔
No way she killed godzilla😭
I called the number that was on my bleachers in 7th grade, I still talk to him
idc if i have an occasional argument with my future gf, if she throw my leopard gecko then she’s leaving
if someone killed my lizard i would sue their ass and get that thousand and 99k more (we dont talk about the info fabrication).
The end got me dying!🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That lizard did nothing to you bro 😔
OP wasn't the one who killed the lizard, so your sentence is directed to the wrong person. But I feel your pain
@lisap2405 You lack common sense don't you?
@@Miss_Ink_Addictno he’s right.
@CHAOTICZK You lack it too. Fan_of_stuff wasn't addressing the Redditor. He was making a general comment. So no.
@@Miss_Ink_Addict "did nothing to YOU BRO" so yeah adressing OP. the person posting this was not the one hurting the lizard and the one who hurt it won't read this for sure. So if you want to make a general comment and not address anybody, then don't use the word "you". Simple rules in any language
“She killed my lizard” my mouth dropped for the rest of the video💀
A friendship born of lies. The most beautiful kind.
This is obviously fake but like imagine someone told you this story and you believed it without question, stealing $1,000 based on stuff that you have no proof is true 💀
“killed his pet lizard” god damn if anyone even went near my snake with bad intentions i’d immediately turn into batman
NOT THE LIZARD!!!! I like lizards
if someone killed my pet i would be john wick irl
what did the lizard do 😔
THE LIZARD
OH MY GOD NOT THE LIZARD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ngl the first part kinda reminded me of 'Tusk'
My jaw was hanging on the floor when he said that the ex killed his lizard
LARY THE LIZARD AIN'T DO NUN 😭😭🙏🙏
WHAT THE LIZARD THO BRO-😭😭
Not the lizard😔
"And then everyone clapped" ahh story 😭🙏
Get Justice for the Geico man😂
Most realistic Reddit story:
Dude it feels like a copy of another story that I have read apart from the fact that everyone was horrible in that
The guy comes and says he cheated on his ex and she killed his hamster when she found out than the op goes with them do get revenge and than they become besties everyone was horrible in the story
"one thing led to another" is crazy 😭
The lizard catching strays😭
"And, well...one thing led to another.."
MOVING ON...
When he mentioned the part of sleeping I knew this is more fake than my relationships
That lizard was unlucky bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂
If that happened to my there body would not be found hidden in the river outside my house
How is a pet lizard dying funny to you
Why are you laughing
Only psychos laugh at this
lol i wish i could make friends like that
Nah....you gotta ruin everything back for her cause what did the lizard do?🤨😤
Ben is a chill guy(:
Ten out of ten backstory. I love how this random guy got involved with the hero and villain, and then built a friendship based on helping the hero take down the villain. I wonder how that friendship will be affected when his dark secret is revealed?
Sleeping with someone when you’re not in any relationship with them is crazy
I know right?
The girl is more crazy girl might need jail
@@Jasminexrosexoxo real
Now I doubt the lizard did something to her why did she killed it the poor lizard 😢
Legit teared up at the lizard part
I called a random number i found on an eraser in elementary school and it was a 40 year old whos mumber somehow got there💅
"And then everyone clapped" ahh story
Whenever he said"whenever I got back to the car I handed bend the 5,000 and I told him the entire story except me sleeping with her"the part where he"beside me sleeping with her"that just made me burst out laughing
Dude having a side quest by calling a random unknown number.
When you’re at a lying competition and this is your opponent
Bruv the poor lizard 😭😭
There's a, i think phone number, under the slide in a close by part close to my house. I wanna try calling it but i'm way to much of a scardy cat 😅
There was one on a light pole in my town, it was a college art student who just hung out and talked on the phone, nothing sexual. She did it for a performance piece
"She killed my lizard."
🗡⚔️🔫🪚🧪🧫⚗️🔧🛠⚒️⛏️🪓🔨✂️💊🩸⚰️🗿
"and everybody clapped" ahh story
“She killed my Liz-“ *BANG* *BANG *BANG*
That’s actually such a good way to make a friebd
What did the lizard do I used to have a pet bearded dragon? This makes me so mad that she killed a innocent animal
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most😂
These are the people who write the plots of modern tv
You have to be pure evil to kill a pet lizard 😭😭😭😭
Why was there 1000 just on the counter and nooooo the poor lizard:(
You should have put this on ' What secret could ruin your friendship ' one
Waow, what a GOOD friend you are. Sleeping with a guys ex and then become besties, already with a shady secret as baggage!
Imagine the smile on his face if you ever felt the urge to tell him. 😊
I called a number on a classroom table. Turned out to be a 30~ year old woman when I was 15 we had a lovely chat about how the school was when she was there 15 years ago and about how I should focus on shit very helpful I love that woman
"Besides sleeping with her" 💀 bro a menace
im a girl and the schools in my bathroom are separate the boys have a bathroom upstairs and the girls have one downstairs anyway so once i saw a number on the walls and i had a pen with me so i wrote the number on my hand i then realised that the number one the wall belongs to a boy in my class A BOY and nothing happened tbh that was it
"She killed my pet lizard!"
"(Clicking noise) Caw caw."
naw bro that sounds like a gta mission😭🙏🙏
that card sender tho😂
DUDE WHAT DID THE LIZARD DO???
"besides sleeping with her" is crazyyyy
"sleeping with her"
I'm literally holding my breath to not laugh it's 1:43 am rn in western Europe time
lol he made sure he had a good time
Nugget is very sad about the poor lizard 😭😭😭😭
Bro committed a felony for the homie
If Ben sees this video, your cook my guy
“She threw my lizard across the room” tf the lizard do to you
Scott Pilgrim weird ending. The rest of the exes were at a diner.
i hate how some people don't take pets that aren't mammals seriously😢. RIP lizard
THOWED THE LIZARD ACROSS THE ROOM?!!!!!!!!! ( poor lizard 🦎😞)