"I would literally stuff this up my ass and swing myself into a wall.. the Wizard of pissing Oz!" My sides hurt from laughing so hard. Straight up gold, Preach.
I think some girls just WANT to be lied to lol. This is intentionally missing all the red flags that aren't just there, they're smacking you in the face, and ass.
"Are you that magician that built that pool? We need you for night spec ops ." :D That was the best 3 minute long raging tirade I've ever heard. Many a golf clap to you sir.
Imagine the guy you hired as a mathmatician rolls up on the first day in a helicopter with a velociraptor as a copilot completely shredded whilst clearing sunwell
Legend says that before going to sleep every terrorist looks under their bed in case its their turn to face against the bare chest marine carrying an automatic rifle in one hand and a deck of cards on the other before charging into melee dual wielding a lumberjack axe and a T-rex femur who then proceeds to recite poems at the tomb of his enemies.
Mate even if it wasn't, the poem was so shit. Like objectively shit. Nothing wrong with basic ass poetry, but it does not stand as proof of a single thing, and certainly not the credibility of being a poet.
Literally one of the most famous poems ever written - You'll be a man my son, by Kipling. And she tried to use the poem as proof he was smart. The only thing it proves is how fuckin dumb she is. Jesus christ i'm so angry and i feel so sorry for Couchmafia. That poor guy. And they have a kid too! That family is so fucked :((
The biggest fucking Sadge ive ever heard this girl is dispicable. Just even imagine for a second if it were a man talking about another girl , while he had a GF
Mike that was one of the funniest things i've ever heard when you popped off on him "Pool building, marine, dinosaur loving mathematician magician, flying around on his magic banana" actually dying holy shit
I am fkin DYING at his rant, I've never seen preach get so heated, and my god. I had to pause it and restart that part 4 times because I was laughing so hard I missed parts. This is pure gold!
Plot twist: Gianluca was telling the truth about everything, and didn't want to meet her because he didn't want her to get in trouble with Couchmafia, and to this day thinks about her before every mission with the Marines.
Pretty big stretch to assume he is still with the Marines. Most likely he transferred to the Navy to join Seal Team Six when they recruited him for taking down bin Laden. I bet he is currently working for NASA or SpaceX on top secret warp drive tech, while tanking m+ 22s in his free time.
Man he is probably also fighting some top secret genetically engineered dinosaurs, overpowered creatures whose only weakness is lumber, that's why he specifically was recruited. It all makes sense now
That second story was amazing from start to finish and the following rant made it even better. Holy shit. Now I'm gonna start telling people I majored in math and dinosaurs.
I dig a poll with my father at 16 years old but Im not magician marine poetry ( I can teatch math tho) BTW I think that pool hole is what gave me the herniated disk that I have today 18 years later hahahaha
I was in the middle of an m+ when he said " I would literally stuff this hammer up my ass and swing myself into a wall" I burst out laughing and wiped the group. I love it hahahahaa
I have two thoughts watching this video: 1. Call the Horny Police for the love of god 2. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
"just diggin' away, just diggin' away" hahhahaha gets me every time. Preach's delivery and story telling has gotten soooo good over the years. I may or may not have left this comment on a few others of his videos
After watching my fair share of Drama stories over the years, this has to be in my top 5 for sure. I'm not sure if it's lockdown brain, but it was fantastic. Well done Mikey and team :)
I think chat should know that the poem was only good because Preach has good cadence, if you are good you can make *anything* sound poetic, rhyming is optional.
couchmafia shoulda stayed gone. last story, you live off your lady for free, you don't get to make ultimatums. she was even dumber in every way possible.
Preach thank you so much for going off the way you did at the author of the Gianluca story. I was screaming at my monitor like never before. Holy shit.
I had the same reaction when she mentioned that poem as proof. Holy hell that woman is brainless. That poem sounded like something an 8th grader would write. LMAO
I was trying to give her the benefit of the doubt until the very end, thinking some bomb had to be coming that made this all make sense. But the longer it went the worse it got. She's the only one that's dug any holes in this story. Sorry sis, you're guilty AF
@@hkr667 A lie, not a few hundred, and she was the one paying the bills, he threatened to make her life hell, he spread his own lies and never sought a job. No matter which way you put it, she did *one* thing, he did multiple. Preach put in too much stock into that one lie and let the dude get the pass, because we're all dude's here, the woman lying is somehow far worse than the typical man not earning his wage, and the man threateneding to make her life hell. Sorry, but he's not. I'm a dude myself, but I find it pretty stereotypical how we're quick, very quick to blame the woman and not the dude, who was displaying issues since day 1. Yes, could have chucked him out, but he shouldn't have been what he was in the first place, there's zero excuse for him being what he was to begin with.
@@dirge7459 Dude you have some serious simp issues going on here. 1. he did not lie. 2. he did not threaten to make her life hell, 3. preach didn't give him a pass, watch the damn video. And no one here is blaming the woman because she is a woman. The guy said what he wanted. If she didn't want that, she should have said no. That's how adults handle it. Women are adults too, you know. They have agency, they can take responsibility for their own lives. Instead she chose to agree but then lie and jeopardise the relationship by going behind his back. Who pays the bills and who has a job or not is completely irrelevant. If that annoys you, LEAVE. Don't play the victim because you aren't. Grow a spine and take your own life into your hands.
tbh I fail to see how “being too young and stupid to just dump a controlling leech asap, and instead lying about work to play a videogame” is somehow a bigger crime then “being the jobless controlling leech” in the first place. if the genders were swapped, the person w/o a job would just be the “nagging housewife” stereotype but without kids.
I disagree a bit on the verdict of the last story since the author was 100% guilty of being a doormat and lying but that dude was way worse with how he was a toxic and manipulating ass that put her in a position she obviously didn't know how to deal with as a girl that frequented Friday Night Magic as a clearly socially inept young woman. It seems she learned how to better deal with crappy situations so that's good at least :(
+1. Am surprised that Preach and so many people felt that the author was guiltier-- the main thing she did wrong was... let someone walk all over her and make her uncomfortable in her own home despite him just being a leech that was 6 years older than her? Like yeah it's not really ideal to engage in random lies like that but it's his own insecurities that made him jump to the conclusion about cheating, and everything else about that situation seemed awful. Giving the breadwinner you're mooching off of an ultimatum to stop playing video games while you play video games is extremely bold-- if anything at least she learned a good life lesson though hopefully while that dude is probably still miserable and toxic.
@@sere971 I think people forget sometimes that people are different and neglect to look at it from their place which in this story was an insecure young woman that was clearly bad socially, nerdy, and trying to find their place in the world while being bullied around by a shitty boyfriend. The show is all in fun and to educate people on what to avoid so it's for sure not out of malice but it's sad to see for sure.
the neighbors around me on my dog walk probably thought i was sobbing with grief when in fact i couldn't even walk i was laughing so hard at Preach's meltdown on the so-called Greek-speaking, UCLA marine dinosaur mathmatical magician
MOM MVP - she aint having none of that BS - Glad to hear she snapped author back to reality! Fucks sake - that girl in the last story needs some damn self-respect?! Being talked down to by a starcraft player that has to mooch off of someone else for living expenses? This isn't usually something I tell women, but god damn, girl, grow a pair!
Magician, mathematician, studying dinosaurs, writes poetry, builds pool with bare hands, has deep voice and joins the marines. IDK, he’s probably out there, likely haven’t heard from him because he’s been saving the world doing black ops missions
Oh man, I lost my shit at the end of that dinosaur magician story. "You really believe, or even still have doubts in your mind to this day, that out there somewhere is the pool building marine, dinosaur loving mathematician fucking magician, you still think that guy is floating around there like the Wizard of pissing Oz, flying around on his magic fucking banana, just treating ladies like Aladdin or some shit. What are you thinking?"
the funny thing is, even if gianluca was telling the truth about all that shit, and he really is a buff, pool building, helicopter flying, dinosaur studying, poem writing magic mathematician marine. dafuq makes this lady think she has a chance? like thats the type of person who has options.
I can't wait for next week when the narcissist GM responds with some self-righteous "justification". This could be the best ongoing drama since the Save A Relationship saga.
I wouldn't say so much as horrible but criminally gullible and guilty of being human to a fault especially when they were younger. I'm glad her now husband was a nice and cool dude and put up her shit though lol.
"The person with defile moves." And then I blacked out and when I came to, I was covered with blood and we needed a new tenth. To this day, I have no idea what happened. I too have real feelings about things like this.
@@serpentb0y389 He'd probably start yelling they were elitist assholes before disbanding the guild and running off into the sunset feeling justified with the guild bank. I've seen enough Drama Time to know how that ends lol
"I would literally stuff this up my ass and swing myself into a wall.. the Wizard of pissing Oz!"
My sides hurt from laughing so hard. Straight up gold, Preach.
Just heard this line and came straight the comments, lmao. Genius
Had to replay that, God damn that's some gold
was just about to post this. i can't type properly through the tears
i literally died!
Lol! Right this literally made my day
Ah yes, the super fit, resourceful, intelligent, scholarly paleontologist-magician-marine-poet who spends all of his time playing wow.
I think some girls just WANT to be lied to lol. This is intentionally missing all the red flags that aren't just there, they're smacking you in the face, and ass.
"Are you that magician that built that pool? We need you for night spec ops ." :D
That was the best 3 minute long raging tirade I've ever heard. Many a golf clap to you sir.
Sure thing, lemme finish my dinosaur research, and I'll join y'all.
Mom coming in saving the day, just like she should.
Imagine the guy you hired as a mathmatician rolls up on the first day in a helicopter with a velociraptor as a copilot completely shredded whilst clearing sunwell
/Wave /Sploosh
Legend says that before going to sleep every terrorist looks under their bed in case its their turn to face against the bare chest marine carrying an automatic rifle in one hand and a deck of cards on the other before charging into melee dual wielding a lumberjack axe and a T-rex femur who then proceeds to recite poems at the tomb of his enemies.
Love this!
Don't forget while he collects herbs on his mini computer all night during the operation while helping people through dungeons
I can't believe Couchmafia procreated with that double-timing loon.
Justice for couchmafia
Couch deserves better
that dark portal and the isle comment she got caught saying was dead cold. i do not envy that fiance.
I’d wager that she’s still double timing
@@JKS_Crafting I would have called the whole thing off the instant
Is... that poem just Kipling's "If-" with some wow words inserted that he's passing off as his own lol
Mate even if it wasn't, the poem was so shit. Like objectively shit. Nothing wrong with basic ass poetry, but it does not stand as proof of a single thing, and certainly not the credibility of being a poet.
yes it was
Literally one of the most famous poems ever written - You'll be a man my son, by Kipling. And she tried to use the poem as proof he was smart. The only thing it proves is how fuckin dumb she is. Jesus christ i'm so angry and i feel so sorry for Couchmafia. That poor guy. And they have a kid too! That family is so fucked :((
@@erikaschene3571 She didn't seem to have a lot of knowledge about the world.
I've literally never seen Preach this fired up. Holy shit. Big oof on that story.
You can tell she still resents Couchmafia for not being Gianluca.
The biggest fucking Sadge ive ever heard this girl is dispicable. Just even imagine for a second if it were a man talking about another girl , while he had a GF
Mike that was one of the funniest things i've ever heard when you popped off on him "Pool building, marine, dinosaur loving mathematician magician, flying around on his magic banana" actually dying holy shit
I am fkin DYING at his rant, I've never seen preach get so heated, and my god. I had to pause it and restart that part 4 times because I was laughing so hard I missed parts. This is pure gold!
Plot twist: Gianluca was telling the truth about everything, and didn't want to meet her because he didn't want her to get in trouble with Couchmafia, and to this day thinks about her before every mission with the Marines.
LOL God I fucking hope this is true.
Pretty big stretch to assume he is still with the Marines. Most likely he transferred to the Navy to join Seal Team Six when they recruited him for taking down bin Laden. I bet he is currently working for NASA or SpaceX on top secret warp drive tech, while tanking m+ 22s in his free time.
@@jakem6438 He may have to ask the RL to give him a break because he has to be Spider Man next weekend.
@@jakem6438 maybe they need a pool digged on mars
Man he is probably also fighting some top secret genetically engineered dinosaurs, overpowered creatures whose only weakness is lumber, that's why he specifically was recruited.
It all makes sense now
That second story was amazing from start to finish and the following rant made it even better. Holy shit. Now I'm gonna start telling people I majored in math and dinosaurs.
Gianluca Ripping Kipling's If had me in stitches!
Call me Ted Diabeetus, Theodore Diabeetus is my father
I lost my voice laughing at your raging response to the Gianluca story conclusion. New-ish viewer so glad to finally know the lore behind Gianluca.
Couchmafia should have ditched his lady. She's the worst.
The fact there's a kid involved now just makes it so much worse. That poor fucking guy :(
The case of the sexy tank. What a story.
I dig a poll with my father at 16 years old but Im not magician marine poetry ( I can teatch math tho) BTW I think that pool hole is what gave me the herniated disk that I have today 18 years later hahahaha
Yeah I think his point was he wasnt doing all that other shit (flying a helicopter etc) while ALSO casually digging out a pool at 15 :D
To most people Maths may as well be a form of sorcery.
To most people Maths may as well be a form of sorcery.
But you did it with your father, in his case he did alone and just to be like "I AM GONNA MY PROVE FATHER WRONG".
"Are you that magician that built the pool?" I laughed so hard, I got stitch in my side. Preach going in on people really is some funny stuff.
You forgot the crucial "mate"
Gianluca can never be in another dramatime after this.. His name will be forever branded.
I was in the middle of an m+ when he said " I would literally stuff this hammer up my ass and swing myself into a wall" I burst out laughing and wiped the group. I love it hahahahaa
To be fair, i dug out a 8'*8'*3' pond at 15.
Over an entire week. With power tools. And my dad and grandad doing probably 80% of the work.
Lady, that guy just wanted you for pocket heals and free potions.
39:20
^for those looking for the moment where Preach looses his mind
That poem is just a wow version of a Kipling poem
I have two thoughts watching this video:
1. Call the Horny Police for the love of god
2. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
"HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED!"
"just diggin' away, just diggin' away" hahhahaha gets me every time. Preach's delivery and story telling has gotten soooo good over the years. I may or may not have left this comment on a few others of his videos
Preach going off after the second story is fucking priceless, the angrier he gets the more British he sounds
I listen to this one ever so often because it always makes me laugh
After watching my fair share of Drama stories over the years, this has to be in my top 5 for sure. I'm not sure if it's lockdown brain, but it was fantastic. Well done Mikey and team :)
Im sorry but that second story pissed me off so much what a terrible human being she is. And the dude stuck with her unbelievable.
35:55 Guy in chat calls palaeontology "archeology". Triggered. We're one of the natural sciences, not one of the humanities.
i heard that if you walk out upon the irish moors in the twilight you can hear the poetry of johnluca whispered on the wind.
Oh boy, this title does put a smile on my face.
Post this Drama time to all guild discords so we can get Couchmafias response
She disnt sell herself for a staff, she sold herself for a LEGENDARY staff
I think chat should know that the poem was only good because Preach has good cadence, if you are good you can make *anything* sound poetic, rhyming is optional.
couchmafia shoulda stayed gone. last story, you live off your lady for free, you don't get to make ultimatums. she was even dumber in every way possible.
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Oh god that rant killed me. Laughing so hard, love it Preach, keep it coming!
Lmao is no one gonna talk about how that was just a WoW themed version of a Rudyard Kipling poem
One of the better Drama time stories. A+
Possibly the best freaking drama time! Legendary reaction!
40:28 This is when Preach broke for the evening
I’ve listened to this 5 times and I’m still rolling every time. The gianluca story is an all timer.
This second story is FN amazing. The poem though, top notch. thats it im never missing another drama time the third story oMG fn gold.
It's called "mathemagician"
im crying havent laughed this good in a while
Came for drama, got drama!
Preach thank you so much for going off the way you did at the author of the Gianluca story. I was screaming at my monitor like never before. Holy shit.
I had the same reaction when she mentioned that poem as proof. Holy hell that woman is brainless. That poem sounded like something an 8th grader would write. LMAO
It’s just Rudyard Kiplings “If” with the words changed to be terrible.
I was trying to give her the benefit of the doubt until the very end, thinking some bomb had to be coming that made this all make sense. But the longer it went the worse it got. She's the only one that's dug any holes in this story.
Sorry sis, you're guilty AF
Look, Marines can’t even spell ‘dinosaur’, let alone ‘magician’ or ‘archaeology’. Catfished as all shit. That was an epic Preach rant pgeGuilty
If those kids could read, they'd be very upset.
I think it’s safe to say we want Couchmafia on the show
Justice for couch
"did you really buy this shiit" Preach 2021...The most tru statement you made for a while my man.
I love this one true gamer girl. He never understood what he threw away...
Sounds like Preach didn't know either. "nah, the rent free asshole RTS player was less guilty" lmao
Makes me think Preach was having a dudebro moment.
@@dirge7459 Preach was right here. She lied to her partner. Kick the guy out if you want but the lying is 100% on her.
@@hkr667 A lie, not a few hundred, and she was the one paying the bills, he threatened to make her life hell, he spread his own lies and never sought a job.
No matter which way you put it, she did *one* thing, he did multiple.
Preach put in too much stock into that one lie and let the dude get the pass, because we're all dude's here, the woman lying is somehow far worse than the typical man not earning his wage, and the man threateneding to make her life hell.
Sorry, but he's not. I'm a dude myself, but I find it pretty stereotypical how we're quick, very quick to blame the woman and not the dude, who was displaying issues since day 1. Yes, could have chucked him out, but he shouldn't have been what he was in the first place, there's zero excuse for him being what he was to begin with.
@@dirge7459 Dude you have some serious simp issues going on here. 1. he did not lie. 2. he did not threaten to make her life hell, 3. preach didn't give him a pass, watch the damn video. And no one here is blaming the woman because she is a woman. The guy said what he wanted. If she didn't want that, she should have said no. That's how adults handle it. Women are adults too, you know. They have agency, they can take responsibility for their own lives. Instead she chose to agree but then lie and jeopardise the relationship by going behind his back. Who pays the bills and who has a job or not is completely irrelevant. If that annoys you, LEAVE. Don't play the victim because you aren't. Grow a spine and take your own life into your hands.
tbh I fail to see how “being too young and stupid to just dump a controlling leech asap, and instead lying about work to play a videogame” is somehow a bigger crime then “being the jobless controlling leech” in the first place.
if the genders were swapped, the person w/o a job would just be the “nagging housewife” stereotype but without kids.
Guild leader from the first story sounds like Asmongold.
I disagree a bit on the verdict of the last story since the author was 100% guilty of being a doormat and lying but that dude was way worse with how he was a toxic and manipulating ass that put her in a position she obviously didn't know how to deal with as a girl that frequented Friday Night Magic as a clearly socially inept young woman. It seems she learned how to better deal with crappy situations so that's good at least :(
+1. Am surprised that Preach and so many people felt that the author was guiltier-- the main thing she did wrong was... let someone walk all over her and make her uncomfortable in her own home despite him just being a leech that was 6 years older than her? Like yeah it's not really ideal to engage in random lies like that but it's his own insecurities that made him jump to the conclusion about cheating, and everything else about that situation seemed awful. Giving the breadwinner you're mooching off of an ultimatum to stop playing video games while you play video games is extremely bold-- if anything at least she learned a good life lesson though hopefully while that dude is probably still miserable and toxic.
@@sere971 I think people forget sometimes that people are different and neglect to look at it from their place which in this story was an insecure young woman that was clearly bad socially, nerdy, and trying to find their place in the world while being bullied around by a shitty boyfriend. The show is all in fun and to educate people on what to avoid so it's for sure not out of malice but it's sad to see for sure.
39:05 - 40:42 Easily the best Preach rant I've heard in a LOOOOONG time! Literally made me fucking cry of laughter! Holy hell! 😂🤣😂🤣
the neighbors around me on my dog walk probably thought i was sobbing with grief when in fact i couldn't even walk i was laughing so hard at Preach's meltdown on the so-called Greek-speaking, UCLA marine dinosaur mathmatical magician
This one of the best drama times!
The last story. The guy is waaaay more guilty. Guilty of being a pitiless leech.
MOM MVP - she aint having none of that BS - Glad to hear she snapped author back to reality!
Fucks sake - that girl in the last story needs some damn self-respect?! Being talked down to by a starcraft player that has to mooch off of someone else for living expenses? This isn't usually something I tell women, but god damn, girl, grow a pair!
this is absolutely the best Drama Time ever!!! I just played it for 3ppl!!
I watched the rage from the end of The Case of the Sexy Tank like 3 times hahaha. Fking gold!
Gianluka is a legend
The rant at the 40 minute mark had me in tears laughing so hard.
definitely one of my favourite drama times
Magician, mathematician, studying dinosaurs, writes poetry, builds pool with bare hands, has deep voice and joins the marines.
IDK, he’s probably out there, likely haven’t heard from him because he’s been saving the world doing black ops missions
The marines don't recruit non military for spec ops teams...
But what if they are pool building magicians that study dinosaurs while flying helicopters though?
That tank poem was on the wow forums in vanilla 😂
Omg the climax of the second story was fucking epic! Haven't laughed so hard in a long ass time!
I'm covered on butter. Mate, we need you for night spec ops
Poor Couchmafia :D What a way to learn something new about a guildie :D
Omfg that was the best! Ty
She needs to reverse image search that photo.
Preach’s Irish came out in the response.
Oh man, I lost my shit at the end of that dinosaur magician story.
"You really believe, or even still have doubts in your mind to this day, that out there somewhere is the pool building marine, dinosaur loving mathematician fucking magician, you still think that guy is floating around there like the Wizard of pissing Oz, flying around on his magic fucking banana, just treating ladies like Aladdin or some shit. What are you thinking?"
the funny thing is, even if gianluca was telling the truth about all that shit, and he really is a buff, pool building, helicopter flying, dinosaur studying, poem writing magic mathematician marine. dafuq makes this lady think she has a chance? like thats the type of person who has options.
Just got back from a hike and happy to see this. Perfect lunchtime watching :)
The story from himself about the defile and the Paladin feels like I'm watching the Spongebob clip about the wallet.
I can't wait for next week when the narcissist GM responds with some self-righteous "justification". This could be the best ongoing drama since the Save A Relationship saga.
Habadu is like a smaller separate guest house normally behind a larger main house.
I wish Friday could be every other day, I live for these stories
Just quietly, I thought that adaptation of Kipling was fire
Man, I laughed so hard at the Sexy tank story.. Well, more your input and reactions xD F's in chat for CouchMafia
Sometimes as a joke I'll tell people that I'm not a mathmagician. I'm excited to learn that I can now say it earnestly.
Just Preaches voice at the end when the marines ask him to join XD
This may be the new meta for Preach.... The Drama Rebuttle
How the heck someone can be this busy and have this time in a day to play WoW, raid, and stuff? KEKW
Best drama ever Preach raging OMG was so amazing. Dammit that i did not catch this live
Plot twist - Jean-Luke is Mcconell :D :D :D
The birth of a legend
Priceless
I told my gf about the case of the sexy tank and she agrees that this person is horrible.
I wouldn't say so much as horrible but criminally gullible and guilty of being human to a fault especially when they were younger. I'm glad her now husband was a nice and cool dude and put up her shit though lol.
The raging moment was so bloody funny I almost died 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao!!! "I will shove this hammer up my ass and swing myself in to the wall" I am fuckin dead lmfao
"The person with defile moves." And then I blacked out and when I came to, I was covered with blood and we needed a new tenth. To this day, I have no idea what happened.
I too have real feelings about things like this.
I've watched Preach for a while...I've never seen him rage that hard
"I'll just mute myself, ARE YA HAPPY?!"
"I'd be happy if you just weren't here at all....."
More like "I'd be more happy if you'd just fuck off out of my life actually" LOL
I wonder what would have happened if someone replied to him with exactly that, lmao
@@serpentb0y389 He'd probably start yelling they were elitist assholes before disbanding the guild and running off into the sunset feeling justified with the guild bank. I've seen enough Drama Time to know how that ends lol