How to piss off every country in the world.
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So…which one was your favorite? And what could I have improved on?
Gotta end it with a bang calling Zambia Zimbabwe basically 😂
Jamaica being Ivory Coast and Burundi being Bulgaria
15:23 Oman?
Telling Colombians that Arepas are from Venezuela
As an Italian, I'd find pineapple pizza a 100 times worse than cappuccino in the afternoon:D
it's better to be pissed off than pissed on
Depends on who's pissing
stop why is this the top comment
This may just be the realest quote i have seen in my entire life
How clever. You just make up that goofy cliché? 🤣🤣
I did know expect to see Ahchoo being paraphrased in the comments to this video. Very nice!
He woke up and choose world peace.
*world piss
@@article10 Italian man who went to Malta: Why not both?
world piss*
world piss
World *piss
You should have said for Madagascar “ I know that movie, have you seen it”
Why you guys are Mad at gas cars?
_I like to move it move it!_
_I like to move it move it!_
_I like to move it move it!_
_You like to...._
MOVE IT!1!!1@@Fluteboy
Or, "Wait, where are the penguins?"
But a bit bland, don't you think? This was more creative.
As a tour guide, I'm gonna memorise all of these for when I meet foreigners
Just make sure they're in the mood for it. Could be a recipe for a pretty awkward tour, and no tip. Although if their not American, you probably aren't getting a tip anyway right?
@alexhuffvn of course, gotta watch the moods, I tend to reject any tips Americans give me anyways 😉
Weird how they can tip but don't wanna pay more in taxes for the overall wellbeing of society?
@@chickeyy1792 bc most of the time taxes just goes into useless bs
@chickeyy1792 pretty simple: one is generosity, one is theft.
As Polish that pissed me off SO MUCH. Great video tho
P.S. What pisses poles off is also when people say "Maria Curie" instead of "Maria Skłodowska - Curie"
*We call her Marie Curie, not Maria
@@frafraplanner9277 even worse
"Mary _Skibidibop-mm-dada_ Cyurie."
I went to poland once. My favorite city of DANZIG. Love you too bro:)
@@andreasaanensen7967 BRESLAU would work as well, I think.
The second Oman is supposed to be South Sudan, just in case anyone was confused. Otherwise well done!
as a french person I can confirm we have the best food!
*eats italian food*
As someone with family in the region, let's say that my favorite food originated from southern France, northern Italy and western Switzerland 😁
My friend Kermit the Frog went to Paris but haven't return yet have you seen him?
To be fair, French Italian food is better than the British Italian one. But I have a huge qualm about the fact that you put Nutella on sushi. I will go to war over this.
@@komododragon410 🤣🤣
I was in Paris last year and had some amazing Couscous and Thai food :)
"I'm Korean though I can make that joke" That might have pissed off the Koreans more than the joke
아괜찮아. 그냥 농담이야.
日本🇯🇵No。１！
I'm Korean and its fine, spreading "awareness" is a key
I didn't get it! What does it mean?
@@brittneyleighba Oh, alot of americans will call themselves by their heritage instead of their citizenship, like every other country. For example in this case an american might call themselves korean, despite not being born in korea or having korean citizenship.
as a nigerian when i heard the scam thing i was fine but when the “why are you running” came along i gave a heavy eye roll with the sigh 😭 it does kinda work
GOOD ENOUGH I’LL TAKE IT ❤️🇳🇬
I am also Nigerian here lol
@@Yonaqusfawesome !! i’m yoruba ❤
lmao in this video you got complimented more then insulted
@@limajose4010maybe
16:14 You did it in such a way that I laughed instead of getting offended
As an Iranian, that "speak arabic" thing has happened to me multiple times in the west, and I can confirm that it pissed me off every single time 😂😅
I laughed hard on Iranian one! I am from Armenia but have met lots of Iranians in Europe at the university I was a student and people from Nordic countries who did not know who are the Iranians were saying " ohhh so You guys can understand Lebanese and Syrians" 😂 it surely pissed my Iranian classmates off!!
Love from Armenia to You!! 💜
What happened to farsi
Do u still speak it or diaglect of Arabic is mostly spoken now
@@rutikpatil7771 we have always spoken it and still speaking it to this day
ما رو با عرب ها یکی نکنید لطفا فقط کافیه یه نگاه به نقشه جهان بندازید تا ببینید که ما دو کشور متفاوت هستیم، زبان کاملا متفاوتی داریم و اصلا چرا باید از اولش ما به زبون اونا حرف بزنیم درحالی که تاریخ مون ازشون قدیمی تره و شباهت بعضی کلمات بخاطر انتقال شون از ایران به کشور های عربی هستش. به عنوان یه ایرانی به ملت خودم افتخار میکنم.
@@Alex-h6i8xI adore Persians! Totally different from arabics
im from Quebec and you are right, Canadians are basically just Americans
‘Oh, Australian Football? That’s basically just like rugby, right?’ would be another one for Australia
@MattSanders-hp4qp Airline pilot: Welcome to Perth. Please set your watches back three hours and 30 years.
5:31 The 'Scandinavian' line is indeed one of the greatest insults, but if you are looking to make even more Finnish enemies:
- ask about alcohol
- ask 'Pratar du svenska?' instead of 'Do you speak English?'
- compliment Sweden
- talk about your usual lovely outdoor activities in autumn
Calling Denmark the happiest country was a good one, too.
As a Finn, Barbs let us off lightly... Unlike that asswhooping that was the Sweden bit.
i always just assume you speak swedish and proceed to do it :D
as a finn i find that calling finland an axis country in ww2 is pretty effective
Also mention their beloved national cartoon troll and call him and his girlfriend and parents "hippos"
5:31 Who hurt you???
-Sincerely, introverted Finn.
I am Finnish and I too am seriously introverted.
What are you gonna do, politely ask him to leave?
-sincerely, a Dutch with an existential crisis (also known as ambivert)
I was seriously expecting for him to just say "Sweden" and end it there
The fact bro might’ve misspelled some of them on purpose adds insult to injury 😭💀
😂 watching this video I've realised that I don't know anything about the world. I'm so uneducated 😢It hurts. I need to go back to school.
As an American historian with an amateur interest in Egyptology, the one about Egypt made me roll my eyes the hardest. Well played, good sir.
Honestly, you should consider doing one for the U.S. states. "So, I heard about this city in Michigan called Toledo - it's a really nice place, wanna visit?"
Georgia - Hey, I just went to Clemson and I LOOOOOOVED their university-grown peaches! SOO good! Hey, UGA, you should go learn something from them. Also, why did your football team copy the Packers logo?
as a michigander, its already working 😂
I know nothing about US geography but I'd watch that 💀
-someone from UAE
The Egypt one pissed me off and I'm not even Egyptian
They were black!!!!
me as an egyptian:
@@absiyehassan36 no they werent
They were black 👍🏾
@@Mazigarothey were not black they were not white either. They were brown
POV: Average American when he goes to exotic countries.
The balls on Barbs for the Egypt bit lmao
Yeah that one annoys everyone 😂
I’ve heard that one SO MANY times
@@GeographyNowapparently Beethoven was black too
My people never fail to amaze me
Cleopatra wasn't black, but almost the rest of the faraohs were actually black
@@bababababababa6124no! He just looked Black
"oh you lesbians are great"
this didn't even piss me off i just started laughing
Hello from the south
rightt that was just funny 😂😂
@@maysauce1648 from the river to the sea only Israel will be
@@IlayShrikidemolished
@@asliddinochilov4341 good joke now come to Gaza😚
As a (black) American, the Egypt one pissed me off😭 the pandering is so incredibly embarrassing in this country, as if I’m not smart enough to literally RESEARCH Cleopatra. Luckily for me, I’m not gullible 😂
"Oh, and can you take my picture at the Ausch--" I can't do that either.
OOOOOOHHH That would’ve been DARK!!! 😂😂😅😅
How to piss off a Zambian 🇿🇲
“Victoria Falls,Zimbabwe”
6:07 "The Turkish republic of Germanistan" 🤣🤣
Well, they are "Otto-men"
15.33 is also great 😂
That made me rage in different ways like number 1 those people belong to us, doesn't matter where they come from, when they are allowed to live in germany, they will always be german. But number 2, that name sounds kind of like the caliphate some people wanted to create in germany, and that is not ok. Well, all in all I know it was only meant as a joke
@@kilimandscharo4813 Yea it was meant as a joke. No need to ruin it with ur fallacies.
@@kilimandscharo4813 At least he should have called it Almanistan, because a) Germany is Almanya in Turkish and Almaniyya in Arabic b) it pisses of some Germans to be called "Almans"
For Costa Rica: wow, what a beautiful Island!
For Chile: I just saw a Moai a the British museum, it’s great you gifted it to the British empire!
For Nicaragua: your culture is basically the same as Costa Rica, right?
As a Italo-Costa Rican I laughed out loud so much when he said ''rich Mexicans''
As a Chilean, this one hits hard xD
Another one for Costa Rica: calling it Puerto Rico. Also saying that it's all jungle and beaches.
As a costa rican, I'm not particulary offended by those stereotypes because they are more naive/ignorant than malicious.
And yes, we do have our problems, so it's nice that we don't give a worse impression.
I really thought Barbs would call us "Island Mexico"
as a Chilean, we don't really give a damn about that 1 moai the British have.
as a tunisian i've never been offended like this before :] thanks for unlocking a new feeling inside of me.
As a Moroccan who has been to Tunisia, I was amazed at how similar our countries are.
PS. mine is more authentic 🙃
@@mehdiimmahder4764 These are not Algerians bro, they won't get triggered and attack you. They'll just accept it and be depressed in the corner.
@mehdiimmahder4764 the countries are similar for a reason you need to do a simple research and you'll quickly realize why! And yes Morocco is the authentic one, no hard feelings to our Tunisian brothers their country is beautiful and so are the people💕
@@xAnonymousComediathey shouldn't be depressed because we're only stating facts our history is intertwined for a reason no hate on our part..
As a Dominican he was spot on 😂
Rip Jamaica for getting called Ivory Coast 😭
The worst way to piss off a Croatian that's worse than saying "so let met get this straight. You have yhe coastline but you lose to serbia that is landlocked in water polo?". Say to someone who says they're a croatian (or a croat who doesn't geographically come from the country but rather has the ethnicity) "Don't you mean your a yugoslav??"
But aren't Yugoslavs from Slovakia?
Aren't you an annoying jungkook kpop stan that gets pissed if someone says they aren't into kpop?
Wait, your languages are separate from serb?
4:56 As an Egyptian, this really made me laugh
Yeah that’s very amircan thing to say
The Italian part with "it is worthy of every death threat", yes, there you earned the like for the video :D
You could have gone with a much simplier one for Ireland "Wait, you're a seperate country? Why? I though you were part of Britain?".
Speaking of Britain: "Oh man, I LOVED Edinburgh! It was probably my favorite city in England!"
Or Cromwell was a freedom fighter. An S tier way to get the Irish to lob mortar rounds at his statue.
no calling the republic of ireland "south ireland" would piss people more
13:10,If you wanted to annoy us, just say that Transylvania is Hungarian land and you get 40 death threats
Im a bulgarian myself, and i hear "are you russian" or "sorry i dont speak russian" way too much when i talk, this is so true
and also the thing with Macedonia is also true (they don't exist they are part of us the whole time, just autonomous)
Macedonia or North Macedonia?
So noticeable how he insulted bulgarians, polaks and ukrainians with being similar to russians. Not even fun anymore :(
@@ЗачиняєвДенис i mean... we are all slavic, what'd you expect
Keep on dreaming of Ohrid as capital of Bulgaria 😂😂😂. We were brainwashed during communism, now thanks to EU passport, all Macedonians are free to express themselves as B'lgari 😂. I miss communism!
Spoken like a true Bulgarian
ok i'm German, i thought he would say something like "something something hitler, something something old sick man of europe, something something have no humour" but that thing he said..... i'm so pissed off, good job!
17:14 I got slightly offended, not bc I didn't expect the "provincia rebelde" bs that I literally hear at leat once a week every year on tourism season since I have memory. But bc I did not expect the "Cisplatina", that one suprised me and it shocked me so much that I gasped (kinda like this friend 😲) not even brazilians use it 😹
2:12 mannn you pissed me off here, BUT 11:52 you won me here
4:26 …can we mention that the lowest point in Africa Lake Assal…is also in Djibouti
So it has a giant crack in it and a really deep hole. Wow Djibouti really wasn't even given a chance.
That's just low.
"oh, have you ever been to Bali". As an Indonesian this seriously pisses me off 😭
i've been there, it's a beautiful country, ngl
"The Turkish Republic Of Germania" Lol it got me off guard as a turk in Turkey
And surprised that there was not a turkey🦃 joke but the AU one is fitting well (it is all you have to know about Turkey wanting to get in AU lol "YoU WaNt ThIs?")
As an Argentinian, I was pissed off until you made the Chile joke
Saludos a nuestros hermanos trasandinos
7:50 that's Jamaica
I hope he is joking 😂😂
I think you just earned Australian citizenship with this.
"Thinks, miyte!"
-Barbs, probably
South Sudan getting called Oman oh no…
and Jamaica being called Ivory Coast
As a British-Bangladeshi, I was not offended until you said you were going to microwave your tea
Okay cool but seriously why does nobody visit you
@@bababababababa6124Bro has no chill 💀💀
okay what's wrong with microwaving tea...
@@bababababababa6124 nothing to see there i guess
@@bababababababa6124 Dirty country, lots of SA too
As a Colombian citizen, my mouth it’s on the floor
Hows your neighbour panama doing columbia😹😹
6:53 I feel like this was inspired by a recent community post.
I actually did this as an instragram story questions post and yes, it inspired me lol
5:58 You should have said "I'm going to visit your capital.....Atlanta."
15 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that
6:01 man that didn't even piss me off... it hurt right in the feels...🇬🇪✊🏼
2:06 Every day a new 7-1
11:47 good one 😭
5:31 you won't make us angry in that way, but rather make us feel uncomfortable...
CLOSE ENOUGH
@@GeographyNow safety distance just increased from two metres to two kilometres!
For Germany, he should have paused like he was gonna say something, and then said “too easy”
dude this is one of my fav vids now ngl
11:24 okay he wasn’t kidding with the piss off part
Deutsch❌️
Dutch✅️
Greeting from Deutschland(Germany)
@@muysli.y1855 Greetings, my Neighbour!
Oh, ich sprechen ein bisschen deutsch, aber ich bin nicht so gut.
I somehow fuming more on this part than my country's part, literally yelled "That's german!" 😂
- sincerely, an Indonesian xD
@@Noblesse_Sapphire 🤣🤣🤣
8:32 That one was dark like the night sky outside the window, and I liked it.
Are you doing okay?
I didn't get this one can someone explain?
@@Mklmaos according to the OECD in 2022 total hours worked per worker were the following:
EU avg: 1571
OECD avg: 1752
USA: 1811
*South Korea: 1901*
@@Mklmaos the original joke in the video is a suicide joke - the implication is that the Mr. Kim (a very common name in Korea) jumped out the now-open window in an attempt to end his own life, a reference to South Korea having the highest rate of that sort of thing on (at least the developed) world. This comment continues the joke by referencing both how dark that original joke was, and a window.
If you (anyone out there) is thinking about this frequently, please get help (yeah, I know it's hard, I've been there)
@@martalaatsch8358 ohh that's really dark thanks for explaining
14:11 , omg ur gonna be in deeppp 💩, u have cameras all watching u... i mean to the durian lovers, we'll def enjoy it, its just the tourists that are gonna suffer 🤣also, love the joke about choping tables 🥲
oh come on... such a wasted opportunity for: "Ey, you, Austria, you did do away with admittance exams for art schools, right? We don't need another pissed off painter!"
☠️☠️
You forgot to mention the 'stache.
Nah, too easy
How about keeping women in the basement?
As a german I was so prepared for any Nazi or Pretzel and beer jokes that I literally had to listen to your joke twice before it clicked in my head. So new, so refreshing ❤ Thank you but also hey!!
#1; very funny
#2; my second favorite thing was mentally naming all the capitals when each country appeared
12:42 Applies to Czechia and Slovakia too
For the first time in the last 18 minutes and 16 seconds, I feel offended, although I knew this was comming😅
and to Lithuania too
Missed the chance on norway; «What’s this (Kvikklunsj) a copy of Kitkat?»
Barbs woke up and chose violence
That Bolivia one was TOOOO PERSONAL
😂😂 So Sorry...
it really wasn't. Who even gets triggered by that? old bolivians?
@@leandrodlamas8993
I mean, a few years ago Bolivia went to the Hague so Chile was forced to negotiate with bolivia about giving the latter some sovereign coastal territory. Chile won (as it should bolivia's case was basically a propaganda piece) and the bolivian public wasn't very happy
Looks like Bolivians will never swim.
@@EldaMengisto damn
And despite your promise not to make a Borat joke, you still did it.
So for South Africa, first he pissed off only Capetonians, then he pissed off non-Capetonians and then he united us all with the kak about biltong. Don't mess with biltong.
🤣🤣🤣 ❤️🇿🇦❤️🇿🇦
But its exceptionally easy to collectively pissbud off
15:24 Oman is so spot on
5:48 don't let the Americans know
2:11 THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME SO ANGRY LOL
Good job Barbs
Im Turkish and it made me angry too.
the turkey one made me laugh even though i'm turkish myself
9:05 WOWW as a Lebanese, that was perfect LMFAO, did not expect that
Same i was looking for lebanon the whole time and was not disappointed 😭😭😭
At least its not "Oh its the country where Mia is from"
HAHAH I MEAN, as a Dominican myself; I didn't get entirely pissed off. How could I? We're literally siblings. We share almost the same gastronomy, music, society, culture... (together with Cuba, we could even be the strongest Caribbean trilogy indeed!) In fact, Puerto Rico's first independence flag was inspired by the Dominican. We landed them a hand with their independence, they made it, but it wasn't worth it at the end. Although, how nice it would be to see them become independent again. I adore my Puerto Ricans! And I love my Cubans as well! I think we Hispanic-Caribbeans have significantly more things in common with each other, than with South Americans, honestly. Yeah, we're part of Latin America and all, but still, there's a whole sea separating us. Perhaps that's why we're a bit different. Greetings :)
So basically, be a stereotypical American tourist?
Also the Lebanon one had me DEAD 😂
I mean, most Americans don't tour in the majority of these countries lol
@@GeographyNow He’s talking about you, Barb. You are the stereotypical American tourist.
@@xSimonTanHow? American tourists rarely know what he knows.
“Not *Lebanese*, Blanche!” 😂
@@MarshallTheArtist”I’m Korean so I can make that joke” is about as stereotypical as it gets
6:52 he even did Goa.
6:54 Arunachal Pradesh: am I not a joke to you
This video trigerred me multiple times. Fantastic job
4:56
Instantly triggers, not only the Egyptians, but also historians
The Arabic/Farsi mix up happened to me the other day in a Persian restaurant in Istanbul, where I tried to order in Turkish and then the Iranian waiter got an Arab speaking friend to help. I tried to use the most Arab loan words in Turkish to say what I wanted but finally we had to resort to Google translate. (was asking for sweets and said "Muhalabiyya")
The Philippines one was a lot tamer, if not, unknown. If you want to really piss them off, just say something about Chinese taking over their islands, Chinese people among us, or mention something about the Drug War or the three dreaded words: International Criminal Court (ICC).
Or maybe just make a joke about their government and see how many Filipinos will send you death threats.
Lol it’s hard to offend Filipinos in general, they keep smiling through everything
@@GeographyNow yes that's true of us. We are also pretty much the more-Party animals in Southeast Asia, probably more than the Indonesians do.
- from an (ethnically) Filipino viewer who now lives in Bordeaux France and is now a French citizen
Great video. I honestly only understood half of these, but the ones I did made me laugh at loud. (P.S. there is a type at 2:24. It says "Bulgaria" for Burundi)
It's to piss you off even more
Ah yes, my favorite country, *Ageria*
2:24 Isn’t that Burundi?!💀
"this Greek yogurt"
I can confirm that pissed me off
Good job :D
Hey India.
How come you're named after the Indus river which is located in Pakistan?
It was india upto Afghanistan which have Buddha statues so it was all india but then muslims came and took our land then form their own country. Hopefully in future we will take back our historic land like Israelis.
@@rahullihitkar8939cry harder
@@visionhunter12345 no its not cry just reminder about what might happen in future.
Bcoz of Greeks, Westerners call us "india"
Persians & Turk call us "Hindustan"
We call ourselves "BHARAT"
Beautiful story
I’ve been wanting a video like this for years now
Hey! You did really good at this format. These jokes were a lot better in structure and delivery than the occasional ones in the show. You could do more comedy-focused videos.
6:15 I think ur about to be in that coffin dance
Dude for Cyprus should've said
"Quit arguing about Greece and Turkey, you're all just arabs anyway"
Greasy turkey!
“South Korea, North Korea, stop fighting, you’re both Japanese”
That would probably get them to both stop fighting each other and unite against you lol
Bro made enemy with the World in 18 mins
8:08 you should have said i didnt know there is a country that named after michael jordan or ive heard about jordan shoes but ive never heard about jordan the country that would piss alot of jordanians
Yeah this pisses me of a lot
2:25 Burundi🇧🇬
I haven't laughed this hard in so long 😂😂, personally Egypt and Germany jokes were mu favorite. Kinda disappointed that my country Indonesia only got 1 joke, you coulda said "rendang is malaysian food" for the other joke and we'd all go bananas 😂😂
Man I am impressed as a polish person who is mistaken for a Russian or a German every time I was abroad that hit hard…. Also me NEVER ever say this to polish person NEVER
As a Zimbabwean who lives in South Africa, I can't stop laughing at the Aussie joke at the New Zealanders.
0:56
“ that’s a true story barbs, a kid died”