@@baronvonslambert Shhh! You can't just tell people that the "fbi is watching your internet use" meme is a real thing from another agency. Just pray to whatever god you want that all the feds get as addicted to the vtuber rabbit hole as we are and forget to do their jobs, just like us.
The only weird thing about Snuffy searching for "hottest pokemon" is the fact that she doesn't already have have an opinion on it. Search your heart, Snuffy, you know which pokemon is the hottest.
"Gregory, step forward." Sweating bullets, the executive chef from a moderately successful restaurant in Buffalo, New York approaches Gordon Ramsay. "What have you prepared for me?" Gordon asks the terrified chef. This is it. His big shot. He's made it onto Hell's Kitchen. He just needs to show Mr. Ramsay his signature dish and prove to him that he has what it takes to make a name for himself in the culinary world. He lifts the lid off the platter. "I call it Hotdog Pie."
I literally had a panic attack after reading this. Thanks. I hate you now. I don't know who you are, and I'm sorry. But *THIS* is an abomination of unspeakable horror. Have a wonderful day.
Looking directly at a fresh hotdog pie immediately blinds Gordon, he fumbles for his knife to kill this crime against nature but the smell seeps up his nose and begins corroding his brain. He falls limp on the floor. A few spasms, then stillness. "So, uh, that's a no?"
I’ve got a friend group in college who does not trade in monetary exchanges. When someone orders pizza, they are repaid in Magic cards and uncrustables.
Those French hotdogs do exist and are rather prevalent throughout central and northern Europe. They're actually always called localised versions of "French Dog" (e.g.: "Frensk Dog" in Denmark), because in France they're simply known as Hotdogs.
Oh my god, her initial reaction to bologna cake mirrors my own. Crying bitter tears out of utter horror/disappointment for how utterly depraved and disgusting humanity can get, followed by gagging and trying not to throw up.
Johnsonville has some tasty sausage dogs. They're great. Infinitely better than normal hotdogs. I recommend the kind that is just called "New Orleans." They have some heat to them and are my favorite.
I got a little scared when she said "what happened to Spyro?". Thought she was referring to Subway Spyro. But it was just the game she was playing, what a relief. Before you say it, yes, name checks out.
As someone who has eaten a hotdog shoved inside a baguette, it does taste better. Similar to how sandwiches taste better when cut into triangles instead of rectangles.
@@eddebrock No, I don't remember where it was that I heard of that (think it was a right wing extremist site decrying the degradation of human culture or something), but I will never forget that horror.
Honestly, I don't see a reason for Uncrustables. Who made a peanut butter sandwich, wiped their brow from the exertion, sighed the sigh of a thousand deaths and morosely yelled into a camera "THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!!"?
Two things: first, the taco uncrustables made me think of this, although it looks far more appetizing (ua-cam.com/video/a7brJ2UHIgQ/v-deo.html). Second, Good Mythical Morning actually did the bologna cake, and they liked it. It's just a lot of bologna with a lot of mayo, so it's not something completely out of the ordinary aside from its construction and presentation (ua-cam.com/video/fltQ8GCFUxY/v-deo.html)
“If you were hit with that question, how would you respond?” *”I’m sorry sir, puttin in the extra effort ain’t worth my pay grade, go somewhere else.”*
I’m going to say that the majority of the different styles of hotdogs we saw I made them before. However, I have yet to try to make the ‘Hotdog Pie’ but now I’m going to try.
100% Snuffy. You need to take a small beef Hotdog and put it on a slice of cheese and wrap it up in a croissant. Bake it for the time the Croissant needs to rise. My family calls them 'Pigs in a Blanket' despite knowing the Cabbage Roll recipe is sometimes called the same.
Dear lord. Got her all distracted from Spyro just to have her go through an Uncrustable tirade and into cursed hotdog recipes. XD EDIT: Plus... bologna cake!? XD I'm actually curious about the tater tot hotdogs, though. Ha ha ha ha!
Reminds me of my old elementary school in Hawaii. They gave us hotdogs in these grainy school bread, that were shape like tubes. So we basically had gross bread tube hotdogs
I see Snuffy has finally seen the nightmares that are 1950s food. My grandmother had a ton of cookbooks for those abominations. Thankfully, I never had to eat any of it. XD
For anyone wondering the hotdogs wrapped in a sheet of bread are usually called "Pigs in a blanket", english food if i'm not mistaken. The hotdog cake is likely just a sin from either the 70's or DIY-youtube...
4:50, That is actually great stuff, You got your your dogs, you got your noodles (you put the noodles through the hotdogs if you want halloween spider noodles) and it just is easy af to do, and tastes pretty good. I often put a little splat of ketchup on it, but you can totally do it without, or add a snipbit of oil if you dont care about becomming a fat piece of shit.
I grew up with the uncrustables in school. All the way from Elementary to High school. They're not bad once you get behind how bad they look. My favorite is the grape peanut butter jelly one.
I'm from Lithuania (in europe) and we have french hotdogs in gas stations. it's very rare to see that a gas station that sells hotdogs don't have a french hotdog.
That hotdog scenario made me think of something worse: Imagine if they ask to take the heat out of the hotdog. They tell you to not heat it up, and leave it cold. Can you imagine a customer, looking at you with a straight face, asking you for a hotdog, wanting it without warming it up first? That's all I wanted to say, I'mma head out now.
To the fantasy situation in the bakery, I would take some bread, murderize the crust and then take a sausage, cut it up and cook it, then take some other hot dog ingredients and sammich the sausage and hot dog ingredients in the bread, then sealing any holes between the bread on all but one side, making it a crustless hot dog.
Pineapple on pizza Taking the crust off bread Using the ketchup or mustard bottle without shaking it Opening a package the wrong way Putting hotdogs in any hole ;)
Norwegian here. I remember as a kid French Hotdog bread was a highlight while in Denmark. And recently this past month it seems to have been really popular in fast food places and stores here.
The french hot dogs also exist in Estonia, my home country. It's literally a sausage with ketchup or other sauces and nothing else but the bread around it, it's actually really good.
Her laughing at french hotdog feels really weird since that's basically the only way it's eaten in most of Europe since it's not an actual food, but travel snack and nothing falls out, it's kinda better, but not really since it's just a hotdog a "white bread" and maybe a condiment if you feel spoiled
I like adding taco seasoning to ramen. It was unnecessary for me to tell anybody this information, but I have a tendency to overshare. On a related note, my biological father once chased a bear cub with a camera, then proceeded to chase the mother when she came to save her cub from the lunatic with a friggin' camera. Thing is, he's not even the craziest guy my mother was ever in a relationship with. One fella tattooed snake eyes on his "snake", at a party, right where everyone could see him. Frankly, the mere thought makes mine hurt.
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Seeing those all those images made me realize that someone HAD to eat them afterwards
Your PFP is the epitome of that realization :(
Now realize that some of those people WANTED to eat that afterwards...
Look at this man acting like trash cans don't exist
On the bright side, it's probably an alien
:V
*Snuffy's FBI Agent watching her screen:* What in the gaddayum...
@@baronvonslambert Shhh! You can't just tell people that the "fbi is watching your internet use" meme is a real thing from another agency. Just pray to whatever god you want that all the feds get as addicted to the vtuber rabbit hole as we are and forget to do their jobs, just like us.
@@baronvonslambert r/woosh
I love the idea that there is a specific FBI agent dedicated to Snuffy. Bet the one dedicated to Mxr is always busy.
When you realise that this is Snuffy's channel
@@Eeveethegamer26 no, let him be, he speaks the truth!
The only weird thing about Snuffy searching for "hottest pokemon" is the fact that she doesn't already have have an opinion on it. Search your heart, Snuffy, you know which pokemon is the hottest.
lapras
muk
ekans
Gardevoir
It's obviously Ditto
2:27 "your coworkers are on break and its just you for now"
"OOF"
Was really getting into the role play then i got a audible stun grenade in my ear
Yea
I had a flashback and a panic attack at the same time.
Perfect timing
"Gregory, step forward." Sweating bullets, the executive chef from a moderately successful restaurant in Buffalo, New York approaches Gordon Ramsay.
"What have you prepared for me?" Gordon asks the terrified chef. This is it. His big shot. He's made it onto Hell's Kitchen. He just needs to show Mr. Ramsay his signature dish and prove to him that he has what it takes to make a name for himself in the culinary world.
He lifts the lid off the platter.
"I call it Hotdog Pie."
Babish could probably pull it off with those homemade hot dogs he did for the chili dog episode.
@@charonib have it as a challenge against ordinary sausage. Bonging with bumbo needs to accept his challenge.
I literally had a panic attack after reading this. Thanks. I hate you now. I don't know who you are, and I'm sorry. But *THIS* is an abomination of unspeakable horror. Have a wonderful day.
@@TH3MIN3R3000 Maybe I was the real hotdog pie all along.
Looking directly at a fresh hotdog pie immediately blinds Gordon, he fumbles for his knife to kill this crime against nature but the smell seeps up his nose and begins corroding his brain. He falls limp on the floor. A few spasms, then stillness.
"So, uh, that's a no?"
The hotdog scenario, just get a slice of bread and remove crust. Sliced bread hotdogs are ghetto but they work
Try them toasted.
@@josh33025 but toasting them would give them a crust, killing the man who is allergic to crusts!
Slap a plain hot dog on a plate, no bun. There's your peeled hotdog sandwich. :)
STAPLE AUSTRALIAN FOODSTUFFS.
You can't say ghetto
Okay, shoutout to the amazing artists who rendered the eyes for Snuffy, they have such great design and color depth!
SHE'S JUST BROKEN AT THE END
I’ve got a friend group in college who does not trade in monetary exchanges. When someone orders pizza, they are repaid in Magic cards and uncrustables.
I'd love to be their pizza man, damn!
@@ThatOneWeirdFlex i think its the person that paid for the pizza
@@shrexygrass3996 I mean, did I stutter?
@@ThatOneWeirdFlex mabye i read it wrong. But id fuckin love to trade with that
Is this weird? Don't most college kids do this?
Haven't had one in three years, brings back good memories.
They have chocolate ones now, THERE REALLY GOOD
@@zachnerdydude6605 chocolate bologna cakes?
I haven't had one since elementary school.
@@Daedalus117 uncrustables
haven't seen one 8n my life
6:00 holy shit she really does sound like carl wheezer
And she doesn’t even realize.
If she's carl, then who's Jimmy's mom?
@@No-uc6fg yes.
Jimmy neutron AU where carl wheezer is physically identical to snuffy and literally nothing else about either carl or the series is changed.
Those French hotdogs do exist and are rather prevalent throughout central and northern Europe. They're actually always called localised versions of "French Dog" (e.g.: "Frensk Dog" in Denmark), because in France they're simply known as Hotdogs.
There are also US bakeries that do something similar with sausages. They are amazing.
Oh my god, her initial reaction to bologna cake mirrors my own. Crying bitter tears out of utter horror/disappointment for how utterly depraved and disgusting humanity can get, followed by gagging and trying not to throw up.
Snuffy: HOW DID WE GET HERE?
Me (quoting jacksepticeye): do you have 90 minutes?
Beats me Snuffy.
I'm gonna call those breaded hot dogs Rocket Pockets, cause I'm a degenerate.
I'm actually a little bit disappointed that Snuffy doesn't know what a squid dog is
... Since I didn't see any immediate clips I had hoped we'd left this behind us. :(
she suffered for this, i don't think she'll let us not XD
It took a while because the encoding software had to take vomit breaks.
Snuffy: Fine, I'll do it myself.
That bologna cake unironically made me tear up. It hurt my soul
Mate i live in Bologna and i dont know what the frick is that...thing(?)
"What in the Caucasian?" Is probably the best description of that whole bit.
This is peak white people culture
@@axelkusanagi4139 Imagine being that racist, yikes my brother.
@@axelkusanagi4139 If by "white people culture" you mean "White Americans living in the Midwestern United States" then yes.
@@axelkusanagi4139 white aint a culture this is solely American behaviour lmao
@@_s_9920 this isn't american its midwestern american.
Snuffy looking up hottest Pokemon
Me: 👀 Hmm that's pretty normal
Everyone does it
*eventually*
Id say lopunny tbh
Magcargo
Klefki.
@@Mrmightyturtle why?
I'm not going to eat hot dogs for the next 6 months. I can't look at them the same anymore.
Hey a little off topic but where did you get your profile pic from?
Johnsonville has some tasty sausage dogs. They're great. Infinitely better than normal hotdogs.
I recommend the kind that is just called "New Orleans." They have some heat to them and are my favorite.
Snuffy: "And if he hits you with that question, what would you do?"
Me: "Skill issue."
I don't know why, but when Snuffy sniffles and moves her mouth to the side I find that adorable.
A visual representation of going down the rabbit hole.
3:07
I would say, "sir this is a Wendy's"
I'd get fired for sure. 😂😂😂😂
5:34 actually snuffy, salchichas is Spanish for hotdog
Also nice to see another Spanish enjoyer
I got a little scared when she said "what happened to Spyro?". Thought she was referring to Subway Spyro. But it was just the game she was playing, what a relief.
Before you say it, yes, name checks out.
War food: either food you eat during wartime, or food that declares war on YOU.
MREs: or both
hot dog without the crust sounds like a euphemism for circumcision
This is almost like watching a disaster happen for food. You know you gotta look away but you just can’t stop watching
Y’all remember in Infinite Warfare when Ethan said LT Salt had a soothing voice??? *im getting that same vibe listening to snuffy*
Her laugh. Her hysterical laugh is what I live for.
That clip of her inflating her mousepad absolutely kills me... her laugh is very tiny tina-esque
At my old Elementary School they had a version that was ham cheese mustard and ketchup on the side it looked like a abomination of nature
Jesus christ on a cracker WHY?!?!?
There is no possible way that's remotely edible? AAAAAAAAAA!
*Laughs in Military Mess Hall Food*
Amateurs.
Why does she have the best face tracking I've seen on any vtuber. It's not just me right? It's really good
I absolutely and utterly in love with with these adorkable and absolutely funny raccoon girl and who ever she is behind that.
i have never noticed how that one bang clips through the other between snuffy's eyes and now i cant unsee it and i hate it so much
1:46 "ok if somebody ok so heres like ok" amazin truely words to live by
Man I haven't ate Uncrustables in a while I almost forgot about them also hotdog pie and bologna cake is interesting to say the least
2:26 that's... one of the funniest things I've seen in a while and I can't explain why.
Those Best Friends Play flashbacks with the song choices. I'm feeling it now Mr. Krabs
As someone who has eaten a hotdog shoved inside a baguette, it does taste better. Similar to how sandwiches taste better when cut into triangles instead of rectangles.
I think Snuffy would appreciate the cookbook "natural harvest"
...not saying the recipes, just the fact the book exists.
No! Bad commenter!!
@@charonib You googled it, didn't you?
@@eddebrock No, I don't remember where it was that I heard of that (think it was a right wing extremist site decrying the degradation of human culture or something), but I will never forget that horror.
Snuffy: 5:36
Me, a diehard Super Best Friends fan since 2012: *w a r f l a s h b a c k s*
her trying to say salsicha is actually cute!
6:08 Not french but yeah, I saw these in various places, including France
The Variant is simply called "French hot-dogs" in other European Countries... Maybe it originated in France IDK.
Honestly, I don't see a reason for Uncrustables. Who made a peanut butter sandwich, wiped their brow from the exertion, sighed the sigh of a thousand deaths and morosely yelled into a camera "THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!!"?
Two things: first, the taco uncrustables made me think of this, although it looks far more appetizing (ua-cam.com/video/a7brJ2UHIgQ/v-deo.html). Second, Good Mythical Morning actually did the bologna cake, and they liked it. It's just a lot of bologna with a lot of mayo, so it's not something completely out of the ordinary aside from its construction and presentation (ua-cam.com/video/fltQ8GCFUxY/v-deo.html)
“If you were hit with that question, how would you respond?”
*”I’m sorry sir, puttin in the extra effort ain’t worth my pay grade, go somewhere else.”*
I’m going to say that the majority of the different styles of hotdogs we saw I made them before. However, I have yet to try to make the ‘Hotdog Pie’ but now I’m going to try.
The first time I ever got food poisoning believe it or not was from an Uncrustables Taco Bite. Says alot imo.
100% Snuffy. You need to take a small beef Hotdog and put it on a slice of cheese and wrap it up in a croissant. Bake it for the time the Croissant needs to rise. My family calls them 'Pigs in a Blanket' despite knowing the Cabbage Roll recipe is sometimes called the same.
Super good
Hotdogs let anyone in the trailer park be a Gordon Ramsay.
"It's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok"
"hot dog with no crust"
New-England-style hot dog buns: Say no more fam, I gotchu!
My brain read that with the "Yankee with no brim" voice
Groose's theme and Kirby's theme give me the best flashbacks of some old friends... It was a super time.
I'm still not completely over it... :(
Dear lord. Got her all distracted from Spyro just to have her go through an Uncrustable tirade and into cursed hotdog recipes. XD
EDIT: Plus... bologna cake!? XD I'm actually curious about the tater tot hotdogs, though. Ha ha ha ha!
Reminds me of my old elementary school in Hawaii. They gave us hotdogs in these grainy school bread, that were shape like tubes. So we basically had gross bread tube hotdogs
I can't tell if she realized that most of the weird uncrustables that she looked at were fake or not
I'm still happy she's comfortable enough to use her real voice.
Green greens over boneless hotdogs is a vibe
I see Snuffy has finally seen the nightmares that are 1950s food.
My grandmother had a ton of cookbooks for those abominations. Thankfully, I never had to eat any of it. XD
I think I saw one of those cookbooks at my old job
I'm officially using this video as an appetite suppressant. Bless you snuffy
This has made me want hotdogs at 2 am.
But at the same time, want to sue every single person that made those hot dogs suffer.
Next time we go on a food-abomination binge, I'm going to point Snuffy to that unspeakable horror called 'Aspic'.
I...I don't want to know.
@@electronicmayonnaise5692 it's basically soup but in jello form.
"This is like war food"
I now really wanna send Snuffy some MRE's to try lol
Uncrustables hit harder than Chris Brown
I’m sure glad Snuffy’s obsession with looking at hot dog pictures on the internet is literal and not a metaphor.
The info we didn't think we needed.
Boy we where wrong...
5:38 hearing the bgm brought back fond memories of the past, then heartache...
Kirby right?
This makes me wanna throw my phone at the wall.
For anyone wondering the hotdogs wrapped in a sheet of bread are usually called "Pigs in a blanket", english food if i'm not mistaken. The hotdog cake is likely just a sin from either the 70's or DIY-youtube...
Ngl most of the hot dog stuff actually seems like they’d be pretty good, especially the tater tot one 🤤
The pie though... not so much
Today I learned people have committed heinous crimes against food and we're not put in jail...
You must “peel” you hotdog before you take it down.
4:50, That is actually great stuff,
You got your your dogs, you got your noodles (you put the noodles through the hotdogs if you want halloween spider noodles) and it just is easy af to do, and tastes pretty good.
I often put a little splat of ketchup on it, but you can totally do it without, or add a snipbit of oil if you dont care about becomming a fat piece of shit.
Hmm. Yes. I will steal this.
5:24 when you shower for too long.
I don’t know about most here, but i’d eat about 95% of the food items shown
Save snuffy from the addiction that is hotdog looking
The thing that strikes me the most is how unbelievably good is her mouth tracking. Or just her face tracking un general.
God, this was so funny to watch live
I'm french and that is not how I eat hotdogs, I juste use baguette instead of the soft bread.
I see that new channel icon, you ain’t slick. It’s pretty good.
I grew up with the uncrustables in school. All the way from Elementary to High school. They're not bad once you get behind how bad they look. My favorite is the grape peanut butter jelly one.
BEHOLD the perfect woman. seriously though outside of the tatertot dog those looked like death
I'm from Lithuania (in europe) and we have french hotdogs in gas stations. it's very rare to see that a gas station that sells hotdogs don't have a french hotdog.
Never had uncrustables they any good?
They're Poggers, normally you buy them frozen so it's good to let them thaw out :)
Pbj is master race
That hotdog scenario made me think of something worse: Imagine if they ask to take the heat out of the hotdog. They tell you to not heat it up, and leave it cold. Can you imagine a customer, looking at you with a straight face, asking you for a hotdog, wanting it without warming it up first? That's all I wanted to say, I'mma head out now.
Snuffy ☺️🤣 you're so cute and amazing
I have never heard of Uncrustables until now and this is both a blessing and curse to me.
To the fantasy situation in the bakery, I would take some bread, murderize the crust and then take a sausage, cut it up and cook it, then take some other hot dog ingredients and sammich the sausage and hot dog ingredients in the bread, then sealing any holes between the bread on all but one side, making it a crustless hot dog.
Pineapple on pizza
Taking the crust off bread
Using the ketchup or mustard bottle without shaking it
Opening a package the wrong way
Putting hotdogs in any hole
;)
3:07 - "Sorry, sir. You will have to pick something else."
Norwegian here. I remember as a kid French Hotdog bread was a highlight while in Denmark.
And recently this past month it seems to have been really popular in fast food places and stores here.
The french hot dogs also exist in Estonia, my home country. It's literally a sausage with ketchup or other sauces and nothing else but the bread around it, it's actually really good.
The “uncircumcised hotdog” donation would’ve made me spit up a drink if I had one at the time
5:04 was filled with such child-like joy and fervour
Her laughing at french hotdog feels really weird since that's basically the only way it's eaten in most of Europe since it's not an actual food, but travel snack and nothing falls out, it's kinda better, but not really since it's just a hotdog a "white bread" and maybe a condiment if you feel spoiled
Distracted Snuffy is the best Snuffy
Snuffy video: *plays Kirby Green Greens song*
Me, remembering the Super Best Friends: *sniffle*
I like adding taco seasoning to ramen. It was unnecessary for me to tell anybody this information, but I have a tendency to overshare. On a related note, my biological father once chased a bear cub with a camera, then proceeded to chase the mother when she came to save her cub from the lunatic with a friggin' camera. Thing is, he's not even the craziest guy my mother was ever in a relationship with. One fella tattooed snake eyes on his "snake", at a party, right where everyone could see him. Frankly, the mere thought makes mine hurt.
"Is this a hotdog?" The purpose for that obscure butterfly landing on the hotdog pie was then discovered.
we have hotdogs like the ones in half a baguette in the UK, it's called a Rollover, available at no good corner stores
Snuffy is someone I can see myself talking to on a daily bases without getting super nervous.