0:00:00 - Scott Peterson's birthday just happened. (10-26-04) 0:00:30 - The verdict and fetus rights. (11-15-04) 0:05:22 - Laci's mom yells at Scott in court saying divorce was an option but Anthony goes into details on why divorce is not a good option because of the legal system. (12-1-04) 0:28:41 - Anthony impersonates what a convo between Scott and his mom must sound like. (12-7-04) 0:29:48 - The guys are making fun of Tony Danza giving a shout out to prisoners who watch his TV show. Anthony does an impression of a special inmate. They also read comments from the pests on the Tony Danza Show message board that reference Lil Conner Peterson. (12-8-04) 0:34:41 - The guys go through the worst Christmas songs. Anthony and Jimmy chime in with their own lyrics. They also talk about outrageous baby tees and several callers come up with suggestions. (12-9-04) 0:43:19 - The guys listen to a terrible Laci Peterson song called "Remembering Laci". (12-10-04) 0:52:46 - The first Conner Peterson reference of the day is made and the guys sing some Peterson Christmas songs. (12-13-04) 0:59:14 - The crew kicks off the show with some Peterson references. They discuss some fan made photo-shops, the Scott Peterson trial, jurors and listen to another song about Laci called "SpongeBob Peterson". (12-14-04) 1:32:21 - The guys listen to some new songs that fans sent in that are supposed to be about the Peterson victims. (12-16-04) 1:51:21 - Anthony reads a review of a book that references Conner Peterson. After that a woman, who is bothered by the jokes, calls in. (12-23-04)
Over the years, he would regularly say "What's that about?" when the the answer was obvious or the question just didn't make sense otherwise. i.e. .... "A guy robbed a liquor store and shot the clerk when he tried to stop the thief. What's that about?"
Being Mexican, the older generations who grew up in 60’s-90’s constantly judge me for being almost 30 & not having been married or having multiple kids by now. But listening to Ant go into detail about divorce court proceedings is absolutely terrifying, & my parents were divorced too; the joys of American influence… In a lot of ways I would’ve loved the traditional life as an adult; get married, wife & kids & fishing with my son & playing with the dog named spark. Instead I play old O&A archives constantly in the background to cover the silence. And I’m in constant existential dread. And I’ve been sober for 98 days, that’s the worse, lol
Remembering Opie, how he ruined everything Remembering Opie, how he stunk, that's amazing Now he broadcasts from his apartment, And Creamy Butter's with him too And he rages against Anthony For he's got nothing else to doooooo. [Cue any sound from Opie's board]
I worked at a place with a lot of women when this happened. A LOT of women there were saying " aww that's such a shame he is so cute " not one of them seemed to give any fucks about Lacey and the baby
The baby was named Conner because the mother was killed to prevent him from being born. The Terminator's mission was to kill Sara to prevent John Conner from being born. Scott succeeded where the Terminator failed. One Conner lived one died.
The obvious answer is, Opie, people like to joke inappropriately about things that would normally never be the focus of conversation in a comedic way. That's the very reason, quite transparently. F'n duh.
Exactly.. But he’s a fuckn’ dolt.. It’s just like how in his underdeveloped, douchebag, mind, he thought it was funny to humiliate the less fortunate, break things, or stomp on a homeless man’s cake..
1) the motor boat sound effect when it’s picking up speed is funny every time. 2) Opie clearly feels this crosses a line for him, yet has aired plenty of material that has crossed other peoples lines. His contempt for Ant and Jimmy is really clear at the end of this audio.
He's okay with stomping the cakes of homeless people or kicking the livers of small dogs... But not telling jokes about horrific murders. Doin' this since he's 18.
It seems to be a recurring thing with him. When they listened to the coroner in the Anna Nicole Smith case rattle on for about 20mins, Opie waited til he got to the important bits everyone wanted to hear, then started with his soundboard antics.
Not for nothing, but this compilation is Greggshells at it's worst. I knew I didn't like Opie before this, but listening to him derail the bit over and over and over, consistently, it's just infuriating. Even now. Now I understand better why fans of this era of O&A despise Opie so bad. He was a bit killer.
The bit was gold. Opie could've just sat there quietly like usual and not contributed but instead he had to chime in with his redundant "I just don't get it."
cody davis his best moments are his incredibly douche chilly moments that you hear during them jocktobering themselves especially the lacrosse real rock tv one
It’s weird to me that divorce is such a war for so many people. My ex-husband and I didn’t even use lawyers. I wanted the dresser, he kept the bed, we each took a dog... We went to the courthouse one day and signed the forms, hugged and went our separate ways. We’re still friends on Instagram, he just got remarried a couple months ago... 🤷🏻♀️ I don’t get it. I know this is the exception and not the rule, but I just wanted to say there is hope lol!! Thoughts & Prayers. 😜❤️ *splash* 💦 *vrrrrrrrrmmm* 🚤💨
Opie- It's funny because Laci had tons of support, resources, and rights...yet managed to pick a guy who wanted her dead, and did it in a sloppy fashion. Then for bonus points, the media pushes "Connor" as if he's a 10-year-old (right or wrong). I'm sure there's more, but there's tons of comedic material there. Opie. "I'm not here to be funny, I'm here to steer the ship." Then shut up.
You know, that "Remembering Lacey" song, over the course of this program, actually broke down my level of sympathy about that tragedy. I hope it's author is happy.
Opie when he got home to his wife after this.. "Honey did you hear me on the radio today? I know we've been talking about how when the guys are making jokes about laci peterson it just crosses the line.. so you know what I did today?.. I finally stood up to them. When they made those disgusting jokes I just kept saying 'I just don't understand guys I just dont understand help me understand" and these guys just stopped in their tracks. They respected my decision as the leader and talent. I'm doing good for us honey."
At 1:21:40 when Anthony to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" sings, "In Modesto ... CA! ... On the fateful Christmas Day!". I have been looking for that clip forever, I always thought it was so funny and quick. Thank you!
I always just put these guys on the back burner and started listening to alot of Patrice lately and now I can't stop listening to these guys, these are hilarious, pretty glad I did this got lots material I can go through
Here in CA our numbnuts Governor sent unemployment checks to convicts. Lil Scottie got a couple grand during the pandemic. Don't you love the Democrats?
Opie: “I’m not a ‘hole’...I just play one on the radio” The guys are riffing endlessly on the baby tee shirts, etc... “Ehhhh...I just don’t get it....”
The #1 candidate for bits DESPERATELY in need of the, "Nopie" treatment. He's insufferable here. Despite all his attempts to absolutely torpedo the bit, Ant, Jimmy and the listeners refused to let him.
0:00:00 - Scott Peterson's birthday just happened. (10-26-04)
0:00:30 - The verdict and fetus rights. (11-15-04)
0:05:22 - Laci's mom yells at Scott in court saying divorce was an option but Anthony goes into details on why divorce is not a good option because of the legal system. (12-1-04)
0:28:41 - Anthony impersonates what a convo between Scott and his mom must sound like. (12-7-04)
0:29:48 - The guys are making fun of Tony Danza giving a shout out to prisoners who watch his TV show. Anthony does an impression of a special inmate. They also read comments from the pests on the Tony Danza Show message board that reference Lil Conner Peterson. (12-8-04)
0:34:41 - The guys go through the worst Christmas songs. Anthony and Jimmy chime in with their own lyrics. They also talk about outrageous baby tees and several callers come up with suggestions. (12-9-04)
0:43:19 - The guys listen to a terrible Laci Peterson song called "Remembering Laci". (12-10-04)
0:52:46 - The first Conner Peterson reference of the day is made and the guys sing some Peterson Christmas songs. (12-13-04)
0:59:14 - The crew kicks off the show with some Peterson references. They discuss some fan made photo-shops, the Scott Peterson trial, jurors and listen to another song about Laci called "SpongeBob Peterson". (12-14-04)
1:32:21 - The guys listen to some new songs that fans sent in that are supposed to be about the Peterson victims. (12-16-04)
1:51:21 - Anthony reads a review of a book that references Conner Peterson. After that a woman, who is bothered by the jokes, calls in. (12-23-04)
For your public service I present you with a seaweed bouquet.
You know what’s hilarious? When Opie keeps saying “I just don’t understand.” Definitely do that like 10 times in a row.
I know right? Why?.....I just don't understand
What happened? What happened? No seriously what happened??
@@chainblayde enough about the tapping out
Over the years, he would regularly say "What's that about?" when the the answer was obvious or the question just didn't make sense otherwise. i.e. ....
"A guy robbed a liquor store and shot the clerk when he tried to stop the thief. What's that about?"
Holy christ, Opie is a hole of supermassive proportions in this.
"I just don't get it."
Being Mexican, the older generations who grew up in 60’s-90’s constantly judge me for being almost 30 & not having been married or having multiple kids by now.
But listening to Ant go into detail about divorce court proceedings is absolutely terrifying, & my parents were divorced too; the joys of American influence…
In a lot of ways I would’ve loved the traditional life as an adult; get married, wife & kids & fishing with my son & playing with the dog named spark.
Instead I play old O&A archives constantly in the background to cover the silence. And I’m in constant existential dread.
And I’ve been sober for 98 days, that’s the worse, lol
I’m in the same boat. No pun intended.
@@denmac19 lol
Am sure Laci if she lived today would agree with that assessment
You are not alone my friend.
The t-shirt says "Mama's Buoy"
I love how Opie calls out Jimmy for silently yawning as he belches into the mic a dozen times a day. God he’s the worst.
When he said 'Are we keeping you entertained?' I never wanted to slap someone so hard in my life
But remember, Ant had the "problem" when Jimmy came aboard.
Well that's just Opies amusingly fragile ego, why do you think he's not funny in the slightest?
I’m so angry !
JUST the worst
Bouquet of Seaweed...I'm dead.
So's Conner & Laci.
@RealGateGuardian 👑 Excellent Voss delivery. I read this comment in Rich's voice, lol.
@@The_Wizard_Zoo i read my comment in Anthony's or Jimmy's
Opies brain: mmm take a caller OR hit the Homer laugh button....or BOTH
This clip is basically Opie admitting he has no sense of humor and doesn’t understand what’s funny lol
Opie the hole strikes again
It was all in jest
"Merry Christmas to you, Scott. What are you going to get little Connor, another cinder block?"
Opie: "I just don't get it..."
You never did Ope, you never did.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_man
@@VCPRPressingIssues
Opie definitely wasn’t being a straight man here lmao
Remembering Opie, how he ruined everything
Remembering Opie, how he stunk, that's amazing
Now he broadcasts from his apartment,
And Creamy Butter's with him too
And he rages against Anthony
For he's got nothing else to doooooo.
[Cue any sound from Opie's board]
[plays that obnoxious laugh over and over]
@@ShartSydePhil God it's so aggravating
Lol... Opie doesn't have a board anymore, silly.
For Christ's sake, he tapes his iPhone to his rear view mirror.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I worked at a place with a lot of women when this happened. A LOT of women there were saying " aww that's such a shame he is so cute " not one of them seemed to give any fucks about Lacey and the baby
LaSEA***
@@Dt.1.KENOBI I thought I'd seen every Scott Peterson joke, this is golden.
Women are the people who fought for the right to vote and then voted for the "good looking one" in the Presidential race as soon as they gained it.
The saddest women on Earth are the male-identified solidarity-lacking ones. They ruin everything for the rest of us.
The jokes that made me LOVE Jimmy and Anthony
"Glub glub, glub glub glub glub"
"The only reason she should be in denial is if that's the place they found her in."
holy FUCK
‘Silly goose left a blonde hair in the rowe boat’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
35 mins roughly
Made me laugh out loud 😂😂😂😂😂
'Lil bouquet of seaweed 😅😅😅 Ant's the best
Bouquet of seaweed lol
The baby was named Conner because the mother was killed to prevent him from being born. The Terminator's mission was to kill Sara to prevent John Conner from being born. Scott succeeded where the Terminator failed. One Conner lived one died.
*ILLUMINATI
Lol xD
Huh?
lol so we all screwed then
All this time, I thought his name was "Goner."
The obvious answer is, Opie, people like to joke inappropriately about things that would normally never be the focus of conversation in a comedic way. That's the very reason, quite transparently. F'n duh.
Exactly.. But he’s a fuckn’ dolt..
It’s just like how in his underdeveloped, douchebag, mind, he thought it was funny to humiliate the less fortunate, break things, or stomp on a homeless man’s cake..
Silly goose left a blonde hair in the row boat. Lol
Ok this whole segment has me in tears, I can't with Jimmy's one liners 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
“ Mama .. this for you “
"But mama, you say this tewwible. Mama you say Russian thief!"
Jimmy saying Mama in a kid voice is fuckin hilarious xD
Mama, you said "piece of s**t"
@@borrisg4972 Torrible... What a country!
"I JuSt WaNnA kNoW wHy???"
I never tire of that splash sound and the motorboat noise.
Anthony later told Joe Rogan that Opie legitimately had a problem with him and Jim making fun of the Connor Peterson song.
Did you told this information to the ladies at your saloon?
Because you know hes been doing radio since he was 18 and Howard couldn't even do it....
Did ya?
@Zack Ceasar the BIGGEST hole
Misos .....what?
@@eddie756 he talks like Yoda
Man just appealed his death penalty and won
thanks for putting this together. I've told a few friends about ant and jims lil Connor jokes but could never find a video with this much substance.
What makes this even funnier is how much Opie hated this whole saga, especially Ant/Jim's jokes, because his in-laws are unfunny bores
Boy, he really gave her a Sea-Section..... (car crash?)
*car crash!*
hahahahah, I liked it. It's good bad.
Spoiler:
I don't usually like puns, but that's a clever double meaning.
Or somethin
@metal 'double entendre'
@@ZeroMass I think those are usually sexual on one of the meanings
"NO !. I will not pay a corpse !." LOL 😆
"I dont know why you guys find this funny, I just dont know why." -Opie the Hole
That tribute song was so bad I thought it was a joke.
perfect example of ant and jimmy pulling away and opie feeling left out
Opie loves that sound board doesn't he
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
JV & Elvis were right when they called him "The Board Op".
That photo of Laci Peterson looks like she's wearing a t shirt of with a picture of a baby scan on it.
I HATE THIS PLACE NOTHING WORKS HERE
43:30
Opie "do you have to yawn in front of everyone"
Jim "I'm stretching"
Opie "Are we keeping you awake"
Holy shit that bugged me! Everyone else enjoying the bit and the Ope-ster's gotta make a passive aggressive jab at lil Yeemy
Meanwhile opie keeps burping and eating into the mic, fuck him passive aggressive asshole.
Moral of the story.... never get married.👎
if youre a guy
Anthony’s divorce stories are terrifying.
Who lives in a body bag under the sea?
Jet black humor right here lol
31:47 when they start reading the messages and laugh so hard it kills me
Opie literally said cmon guys.
HOLE
My God did I f#cking laugh at the Sponge Scott Square Pants song, I don't feel good about myself & I'm going to hell. 😁
1:19:44 time stamping the awesome Spongebob Peterson song.
OMG I love it
Daddy’s little chum
1) the motor boat sound effect when it’s picking up speed is funny every time.
2) Opie clearly feels this crosses a line for him, yet has aired plenty of material that has crossed other peoples lines. His contempt for Ant and Jimmy is really clear at the end of this audio.
He's okay with stomping the cakes of homeless people or kicking the livers of small dogs...
But not telling jokes about horrific murders.
Doin' this since he's 18.
I think it was on joe rogan but anthony at some point said this laci peterson stuff was the first time it was realy clear opie hated the both of them
Hey Opie, push the Homer Simpson laugh button again please!! It's so hilarious
Opie has NO sense of comic timing ... He is a constant derailer.
@BoneSaw Mcgraw yea in famous
@BoneSaw Mcgraw he was pointing out how your typo also kinda makes sense with the context of your comment. "In famous" just combine the words.
In the Remembering Laci song, its funny how Opie has nothing funny to say so he presses random stuff on the soundboard.
So fucking annoying
It seems to be a recurring thing with him.
When they listened to the coroner in the Anna Nicole Smith case rattle on for about 20mins, Opie waited til he got to the important bits everyone wanted to hear, then started with his soundboard antics.
Would you rather soundboards or " Hi, whose this" and it's Di, Bobo, Big A or something else that drug the segment under?
How has Ben Affleck not been casted in a made for TV movie about Scott and Lacy Peterson
It should be called... gone babies... or sumtin, tss!
Ben Affleck apparently watched videos on Scott Petterson for Gone Girl.
Cuz Dean Cain already did it lol
Keanu Reeves can play the boat.
I'm guessing cuz it was a made for tv movie
You can feel Opie's jealousy seeping throughout this entire clip.
"I hope I brought e-nough gas parum pum pum pum."
😭😭
you know what was really funny about this though? the loud obnoxious laugh sound clip that played Everytime we were about to hear a punchline
Imagine she gave birth on the sea floor and lil Conner is just floating there like a sea mine attached to the umbilical cord
hahaha
Shirt idea.... Taking water birth to a whole new level.
Oh,fuck me...😂😆🤣😂😆🤣
That's the best one.
Oh FUCK LOL
'I just wanna know why" Opie translation - I don't like this bit and I'm going to try and ruin it cause I'm a hole.
Not for nothing, but this compilation is Greggshells at it's worst. I knew I didn't like Opie before this, but listening to him derail the bit over and over and over, consistently, it's just infuriating. Even now. Now I understand better why fans of this era of O&A despise Opie so bad. He was a bit killer.
The bit was gold. Opie could've just sat there quietly like usual and not contributed but instead he had to chime in with his redundant "I just don't get it."
cody davis his best moments are his incredibly douche chilly moments that you hear during them jocktobering themselves especially the lacrosse real rock tv one
Opie "Bit Killer" Jones
@@johnvitale1532 that honor goes to Bryan callen and Bryan callen alone
I wish they were around for Chris Watts.
Boy Opie goes out of his way to try ruin this bit
"I hate this place."
Nothing works herrree
Oh man, “I hate this place” is my new favorite go to quote- I use it at work all the time and only the Opie and Anthony fans perk up its great
56:56 Anthony's laugh there, along with the sound Jimmy makes while trying to say, "Her Neck" got me good
Aldo Parziale this was classic O&A. Jim with the stellar singer and Anthony losing it.
Yessssss
I hate to admit it but I laughed my ass off at this.
…I did as well. 🤷🏼♂️
Anthony saying, as the song’s ending, “WOW, that is Horrific!!”, is the prefect setup for the splash at the end, brilliant
46:47 That groan of disgust by Jimmy is priceless.
Immediately followed by the weezing laugh we all love and enjoy
Sounds like an old man being shaken awake
@@HomekittyL2 lol.
Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. A bouquet of seaweed hahaha
It’s weird to me that divorce is such a war for so many people. My ex-husband and I didn’t even use lawyers. I wanted the dresser, he kept the bed, we each took a dog... We went to the courthouse one day and signed the forms, hugged and went our separate ways. We’re still friends on Instagram, he just got remarried a couple months ago... 🤷🏻♀️ I don’t get it. I know this is the exception and not the rule, but I just wanted to say there is hope lol!!
Thoughts & Prayers. 😜❤️
*splash* 💦 *vrrrrrrrrmmm* 🚤💨
Jesus. If all divorces went like this, Laci and Connor would be alive right now.
@@tomzimmerman8 All I can hear now is that terrible tribute song. 😂 “Mama, these for you!”
If you are a real woman..... there's a lil hope for the rest of us fellas lol
Anthony’s ex was a greedy drunk and he was openly cheating on her. That’s why his divorce was a war 😂
@@eFrog27let's not forget crazy she was absolutely crazy
A moray eel lives in Laci's Rump-a-bum-bum...
This just proves that Opie's marriage didn't change him. He's always been this soft.
Opie-
It's funny because Laci had tons of support, resources, and rights...yet managed to pick a guy who wanted her dead, and did it in a sloppy fashion.
Then for bonus points, the media pushes "Connor" as if he's a 10-year-old (right or wrong).
I'm sure there's more, but there's tons of comedic material there.
Opie.
"I'm not here to be funny, I'm here to steer the ship."
Then shut up.
VAcreeper2000 Really? Where’d you hear that 14,767 times?
GREGSHELLS GALORE
That Laci Peterson file photo is peak 2002 digital camera. Face overexposed as all hell, background underexposed to where you can't see shit.
You can tell at the end Opie feels so left out. He's pouting.
I just heard that he isn't on death row anymore. Had to come back and rewatch this.
Opie needing humour explained to him
I hate Opie as much as the next guy but I think he was playing the layman foil to Ant/Jim's ultra dark comedy
57:45 the dude not being able to say it without laughing killed me
You know, that "Remembering Lacey" song, over the course of this program, actually broke down my level of sympathy about that tragedy. I hope it's author is happy.
"Little bouquet of seaweed" hahaha the absolute savages
Opie when he got home to his wife after this..
"Honey did you hear me on the radio today? I know we've been talking about how when the guys are making jokes about laci peterson it just crosses the line.. so you know what I did today?.. I finally stood up to them. When they made those disgusting jokes I just kept saying 'I just don't understand guys I just dont understand help me understand" and these guys just stopped in their tracks. They respected my decision as the leader and talent. I'm doing good for us honey."
You know guys. I have the feeling this opie guy just doesnt understand.
Getting married is analogous to signing a contract promising to be lucky forever, it's as unreasonable as it is unmeasurable
Ok incel
Immeasurable*
@@countof3everybodyOD unhappily married men are the ultimate incels
Prenuptial agreements, my friend.
@@ChiTownOriginator a judge can override a prenup in all 50 states.
At 1:21:40 when Anthony to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" sings, "In Modesto ... CA! ... On the fateful Christmas Day!". I have been looking for that clip forever, I always thought it was so funny and quick. Thank you!
Thank you so much, I've been going through the compilation looking for this exact moment 👍😂
16:55 I hate this place. I’ve been here ten yeaaaars.
Nothing works hereeeee
What did that originally come from anyway?
I always just put these guys on the back burner and started listening to alot of Patrice lately and now I can't stop listening to these guys, these are hilarious, pretty glad I did this got lots material I can go through
Same lol
Opie is the Scott to Ant and Jimmy's Laci and lil Conner, humor-wise.
Lol. Clever
I’m going to hell for laughing at this, but I can’t help it. 😂😂😂😂😂
At least you'll have a lot of company. A shitload of us will be there with you. 😂
@@Cheka__lol o&a fan lounge. All we have to listen to is ope sniffing and pushing buttons. Worst punishment there is
Why, why, why did it have to end? Pure genius!
@Dank Hill but I thought he knew "all about radio." 😉
That Spongebob song killed me
the shitty motorboat sound at the end was the icing on the cake for me lol
Here in CA our numbnuts Governor sent unemployment checks to convicts. Lil Scottie got a couple grand during the pandemic. Don't you love the Democrats?
Scott Peterson deserves the death penalty, but Anthony is completely right about divorce. It simply isn't an option for many men.
Lisa Marie it is always an option, just isn’t always an option men like the consequences of.
@@YourPoint1981 nor should they
@@thankyoujodi right
@@YourPoint1981 It's almost like women are entirely privileged and men are screwed over.
@@iceyardfan4394 no. Nice try, though
Opie didn't get it that the whole time.... it's soo funny because it's soo horrible lol
Time Killing Fuel thank you very much sir. Your fantastic brother
Public anemone number one.
Damn
LOL
You want some advice? Dont get married. Ever. Save your money and if you break up go your own separate ways. Dont owe each other shit.
Opie: “I’m not a ‘hole’...I just play one on the radio”
The guys are riffing endlessly on the baby tee shirts, etc...
“Ehhhh...I just don’t get it....”
Awww come on guys!
Or playing loud repetitive sound effects that are funny....once...16 times ? Not so much
No, wait, wait, wait... stop.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON!!!
you just know that "remembering laci" guy learned song writing in church with that plagal cadence 🙄
what a dork
'' Big pregnant housecoat dripping, ruining every body's vibe'' . Sorry that is funny.
the fact that he didn't know his anniversary date should've worked in his favor! He didn't give af!
The #1 candidate for bits DESPERATELY in need of the, "Nopie" treatment. He's insufferable here.
Despite all his attempts to absolutely torpedo the bit, Ant, Jimmy and the listeners refused to let him.
Opie: Uuuuggggggggggeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh
Norton can hardly get 2 syllables out without smacking or fumbling words from air escaping through his Swiss cheese sinuses.