Opie & Anthony - Roasting Vos' "Old" Stand-up
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- Опубліковано 27 гру 2017
- Rich Vos, Patrice O'Neal and Paul Mecurio are in studio. They're about to go over Vos' old tape of his act but first they laugh at his Randy Watson hair and gap teeth. They all, along with Norton, trash each other throughout this entire segment. After the break they get to Vos' tape. Non-stop jokes and beatings ensue. They also ring the bell every time Vos does a joke from the tape that he still uses and take come calls towards the end. (6-6-02)
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Vos to Opie "you don't even have timing listening!"
atta boy Rich
Time stamp?
@@rowdy1467 29:02
🤣🤣🤣🤣
vos is the ultimate counterpuncher
But... I bet Rich called later and asked "Are we shtill cool?" Even that he did hit the destroyer hard so go Vos.
It's terrible how many times I've listened to this
lol your avatar and profile name made me laugh
@@soysaucehairdye7869 🔫😘 lol
I’ve listened to so many o and a playlists from Otto and george to Bobo to Joktober. The beauty is there’s so much you can eventually come back to these every 8-16 months and be reentertained time and time again. Don’t feel ashamed lol.
I come back to it about every year
A thousand times for me easily
The panic of Anthony when he read out that callers joke that bombed was hilarious
Time stamp negro please -
@@davidperez5089 15:05. "Paul from Lawrence said that." Hahahaha
That was probably his best impression of them all
Spot on impression of Opie The Destroyer
"Go get me a coffee...Milk and Sweet n Low....and dont let your lips drip in it!"
So good.
😂😂😂😂 that shit kills me everytime
The funniest part is Patrice smashing Paul even tho Paul drove him and most likely drove him back home lmao
Paul attacking Patrice was like a guy diving into helicopter blades.
Kantean Nightmare 🤣🤣🤣
At least he went for it though, gotta give it up
Warehouse 13 .Regent I would give it up to him if he knew....but he obviously didn’t know how it would end. Grave Mistake 🤣😂
Everyone likes a tryer
@@jasonperry7010 a tryer?
Thank God there's so much patrice material available
Not enough :/
A-men
A Men
And too much vos
@@AxelSpott that mush mouth slur machine spitting jokes
"His opening joke is his closer now." Hahaha
Ant’s impression of Dice kills me every time
I love how Anthony completely dodged the fact that he used to have long, greasy, curly locks just like Vos
“Anthony CU-mia”
There's a reason why Colin referred to Ant & Rich as "dumb Yemeni cousins"
Anthony Cum Mia
@@oneskinnyhonky Colin called Ant a back alley Tunisian knife fighter
@@oneskinnyhonky dumb Yemeni cousins is the funniest shit I've heard.
2:38
Great job Opie, telling the comedians to "hold on hold on hold on" so you could go for a visual joke. Excellent, Mr. I've Been Doing Radio Since I Was 18.
He knows how to do Ray De OOOOOOOH
It was 20 years ago. Get over it.
@@sobbyhasselhoff You tell em Ant!
@@olliefoxx7165 or ope
44:44 "are we done with the relationship jokes" God they should've jumped on him for that one! I usually don't like the pure opie bashing, cause they all annoyed me once in a while. But what the Hell did he contribute to this whole thing? And he has the balls to interrupt the comics doing their thing?
" you flossed with beef jerky....you were a mess" looool
I come back to this 3-4 times per year. Never gets old
15:49 "I had a punchline but forgot it." God damn Rich is the greatest XD
I could listen to this all day, but let's find out what Mike from New Jersey is thinking.
Mmmmikayyyyy!
It’s fun hearing vos get beat up but he is a great counterpuncher and is hilarious “tootsie roll” hahaha
30:50 ‘your teeth snuck out!’ 😂😂😂 good lord that was worth every laugh it got
😂😂😂
You know you're bombing when your race joke make Ant groan…
Anthony wont allow racism to look bad.
@@jessdckey7712
this is fucking hilarious
Fxck. They spent 25 mins just going in on each other before the tape even started 😂😂😂😂
Paul and Opie deserve each other
Paul is definitely out of his league, but I must give him credit for stepping up to the plate and giving it a shot. I can say with 100% certainty that any of us would crumble against the assault offered up by the room.
Yup he sounds like a dick but still gotta give him credit for not giving up
I'd crumble with laughter & be useless, as far as slinging jokes back. It would've been an honor to get trashed by Patrice.
Would u give a man credit for slapping 27 y.o mike tyson?
He also sneaks a few really good ones in at the end about MSG.
Patrice says he will be at MSG and Paul comes back straight away with “what sweeping up?”
Agreed. He could've fared a bit better had he just leaned into the lips thing for a second and make clit joke or something, Jim would've been on his side lol
I wish this show was still around obviously with Patrice but this is so much better than podcasts
Someone actually put up a podcast page with every episode that had Patrice in it whole episode I’ve been listening to it on Apple podcast
@@felixortiz12183 just found it and added it to my library…thanks!👍🏾
@@max2493 what’s the name?
"when they were building Pyramids they were cleaner" think i nearly choked on my drink
"Jesus, Chosen People, brush ya teeth!"
45:43
Anthony Kills & Patrice with the most infectious laugh ever
13:20 "Milk and Sweet n Low, and don't let your lips drip in it". Probably Vos' best smash ever
Rich is a counterpuncher he’s funny af even if we like him getting beat up.. tootsie roll hahaha!!!
That shit had me in tears
"This was 13 years ago.. what was that, 1989?"
Damn, dude. This clip itself is more than 17 years old now, making this vos tape 30 goddamn years old
I was born then lol
@anonymous ooh, careful with that old bit, the rust might give you tetanus
@anonymous it does, kinda like your generation before complaining about the kids they made
@anonymous the internet was made before your generation you dult, pre vietnam. And na, i got booted at 16 by my mothers junkie boyfriend who sounds about your age. He now lives with his grandmother, my mother lives with her mother, and im paying off my second home. Anything else?
2002 god damn. Ain't that some shit
Vos’s to Opie “you don’t even have timing listening” killer
I noticed that Opie only really let Ant goof on him. There's a couple he was cool with (paralyzed Opie) but usually got defensive with anyone but Ant.
@@charlest5604until he got defensive with Ant and destroyed their professional relationship
When they play the soul glo theme 😭😭😭😭💀
2:20* soul glo
3:20 drug mouth
4:34 crack sweat
10:05* jewish slaves
13:16* coffee lips
14:30 barney emmy
27:00 Vos slurp sing
29:00 timing listening
30:50 teeth jokes
1:03:00* Paul bombs
1:05:45 Paul doing characters
Thanks
That lip drip joke was amazing
Coffee lips killed me
This was the segment that turned me into a permanent fan. I remember listening to this riding the bus home.
I love the CHAOS of this, I listen back cos there's always a comment or insult i missed before amongst the chaos 😆
4:02 “he looked like a sea creature he was AWFUL” Lololol
Coming back for nostalgia, this was one of the funniest opie and Anthony shows ever.
The music from coming to America hair product advert still kills me.
So many lines you miss, your teeth was rotting in order, being one of them.
Wish we could find the original stand up footage of gressy vos.
opie and anthony is like WWE for comics
The more comics there are in the studio, the more it becomes the Royal Rumble of comedy.
Old Vos looks like Dustin Hoffman in "Hook"
good form...
lmao
@Offhand Hominid Smee, wheres the carpet?
To a 10 year old, hes huge. -Uncle Paul
Vic Ostrowski Hahahahahahah!!!
"I kidney stone washed my car today" Jimmy Norton sharp as ever in this one
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Agreed!
Didn’t get the laugh it deserved
Opie reading from instant feedback is his only chance to get a jab in
and he can barely manage that half the time, the mumbling prick.
Look up "straight man"
Look up "hole"
35:46 I repeat this to myself every damn day and it never fails to make me laugh out loudly.
35:45 the Leno bit is friggin hilarious! I would’ve loved to hear them do a 2 hour continuation on that one joke.
Same 😂😂
Paul Mercurio makes Vos look like Pryor.
14:10 Rich Vos had Patrice's back with this one 😂😂😂 that emmy was a heavy punch but Rich was ready.
That was amazing
Patrice loved that trashing tho 😂😂
LMFAOOOOO VOS WENT OFF
It was more like an aerobics teacher landing a jab on Roberto Duran then Marvin Hagler killing dude with body shots
Rich vos was one of my favorite OnA guests
Cant believe this was 2002
TimboSlice I totally thought this was the Xm days
Will Falls same but if that dates correct in the description, this was right when they began Tough Crowd. Crazy to think about
22 years ago 😭
Vos is the Mick Foley of comedy. He's great because of the tremendous beatings he took from actually great comedians.
Idk irl he kills
@@darklord220 Haha! Very true. I'm honestly only talking a little shit. Rich Vos is hilarious and a true pro.
But seriously, that "pyramid dust" crack almost killed me! 😄😂
@Slaterhater Bill Burr can dish it out pretty good too. ESPECIALLY back in those days.
Excellent comment.
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
How is Patrice O'Neal not more known?! So funny
I love that they can rip the absolute shit out of each other and laugh about it.
Lol vos always uses “alright?” as a crutch lmao he seeks approval in mid shootout 😂
"Firshzt of all, alright? Hereshz da ting, okay?... what washz I tawlking about?"
(Vos proceeds to laugh way too hard at himself)
“Here’s another plug for Paul… his hair”
45:50 "Good tidings to you/ You white honkey Jew. OH!!" in Andrew Dice Clay's voice KILLS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! 😆😆😆
"The last time I saw lips like that there was a plate in one of them!" LMAO!!!!
Patrice killed me with the line, I can open with a woman but I can't close the deal. I get all nervous and spit on her
"He looked like a sea creature it was awful."
4:01 🤣🤣
@reptard You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
Paul is the friend that comes around because they all do the same thing but noone invites him. He just shows up
Mercurio couldn't hang. Haha
He has the same self-righteousness that DeRosa has.
When Patrice roasts someone, he sounds funny. When Paul Mercurio roasts someone, he just sounds mean. What a difference tone makes.
The main reason for this is experience Patrice trains through trashing everyone & getting trashed and Paul memorized his trashing lines
100%. When the comics from the table, ( Kelly, Vos, Burr, Hart, ONeal, Norton, etc.) All bash each other it's for humor and to make the others laugh. Its fuckin BRUTAL but hilarious. Mercutio just doesnt have the grace to trash someone without sounding like a mean little kid. Comes across as desperate
One is a funny dude, the other is a twat
He comes off as panicky, like a cat backed into a corner hissing
@@TheeAccountable 😆😆😆 That was a good one!! Yeah Paul sounds like he's purposely trying to hurt others feelings instead of trying to be funny.
Man, I always love coming back and listening again.
Vos is a hell of a good sport
Patrice is still here in spirit laughing his confused ass off at all of us in between roasting Greg giraldo and Moses.
RIP Patrice and Greg
6:10 "You had teeth like a Bosnian Serb" ahahahahahaha true
Every time they play the "Soul Glo" theme, I picture Vos walking in slow motion, with his long, glistening curls and his sinfully revealing Daisy Dukes, batting his eyelashes and swinging his hips coquettishly. And all I can do is stare and wonder to myself, "How does he part his teeth on the side like that?"
Vos after bombing a joke for the 48th time: "That wash good guysh"
Heresht dathing...
Or he interrupts his own punchline because his confidence trickles out while he's speaking. He needs someone like Mercurio to follow him around so he has someone to make fun of at a moment's notice.
I love how he immediately moves on after a bomb-listen, you stink.
You read, John?!?
Heresh da thing, okay?
@Mike-cd7bj
Thank you for the thumbnail, I couldn’t even imagine in my wildest dreams what Vos looked like back then
Whenever patrice and Vos were on, you knew it was gonna be fucking hilarious.
When Colin called Vos the greatest counter puncher ever, man was that the perfect description:) love all these guys and miss these days!
I never heard of Paul Mecurio, now I know why.
Vos's old material is still better than 99% of all female comics today.
Female comics are horrible
Who’s the 1%?
@@Citizen__X1 IDK, Sarah Silverman, but like 15 years ago lol
Patrice and Paul Mercurio roasting each other had me PISSING myself the whole time
Voss is great, catching up on all these old shows is great and I like how Voss can take a ball busting and keep rolling.
i fucking miss Patrice O'Neal. this man was criminally underrated. dude was just too real for Showbiz lol
“These aren’t fake teeth, they’re caps...”
Real enough
One of the best jabs at Vos’ fake teeth was from Bobby Kelly in the most vicious episode on O&A
Someone complimented Vos and goes “your teeth do look good”
“Not his teeth, THOSE teeth” Bobby Kelly
"That was like one Yates child after the other." Fucking Norton is the best!!!
You don’t even have timing LISTENING 😂
"He looked like a white-trash Dracula" - Patrice about Vos
LMAO!! 😆😆😆😆
I think Bonnie said it best "someone who looks like that shouldn't have this much confidence".
Vos hit the nail on the head, Mercurio tries to be Lewis Black but it just comes off as mean spirited and cringey.
Now i see why Paul Mercurio is virtually unknown.
That tape was made 33 years ago 🤯
The saxophone in the background 😆
"We can all smell it on you" is such a killer comeback
Voss looks like a Greek Karate instructor
10:05 patrice leveling the place for the 17th time … men he was a comedy genius
Every second of Patrice is valuable, him lighting up Vos doubly so!!! Thanks for all the gold😁
This was 21 years ago...in the O&A Studio - 2002 said by Patrice O'Neal. 34 years for Rich's old sets.😮😅
"Hello folks how you doin'?
-Boooo!!
-Strip!"
07:50 "Voss had the first case of aids, he had to."
"he looks like he drank crack"- patrice oneal.
Jim, Vos and Patrice are brutal 😂
Always loved how Vos would throw in where he was performing while getting bashed lol also when they make fun of Paul saying mofo I died 😂😂😂
All the fun they're making of Vos bit he was getting lots of laughs.
Rest in peace Patrice
Rest in patrice
This show was special. Just a bunch of dudes trashing each other, real shit
“Your teeth snuck out” killed me
Patrice slamming everybody and then getting destroyed at 1:11:00 is hilarious
😂😂
Vos thinks he's a seven because Bonnie settled for him, not realizing that she's (as Colin said) a Canadian hayseed who doesn't know any better.
The greatest joke at the Vos roast, "Bonnie fulfilled her dream of coming to America and getting stupid Rich"
Bonnie ain't exactly a looker
@@kevinerosa That was awesome, you see Jimmy’s face at the time his reaction is like omg why didn’t I think of that
@@MaoMoney
I'd hit it but that doesn't mean much
Patrice laughing off Norton and Vos’ comments are curing my depression
Crazy I saw vos in Vegas, he did a lot of these jokes at kimmels comedy club
"Floss with beef jerky." Norton
"You look like you had the first case of aids." O'neal
Gold.....
Yes, I'm going to listen to the whole thing just for Patreekis liposuction/lip-o-suction line
Jimmy: “I kidney stone-washed my jeans”