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  • Опубліковано 7 лис 2024

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  • @lizajane2971
    @lizajane2971 Рік тому +168

    You can tell Josh has little kids by how he says "Go potty" instead of "Pee" 😂

  • @johnmeyer4789
    @johnmeyer4789 Рік тому +208

    Please pray for my father, sudden need for dialysis, we are so in trouble, he is 85. Thank you.

  • @kaylabarnes
    @kaylabarnes Рік тому +38

    "I think thats an empty threat, but ok." Definitely an oldest sibling thing to say. 😄

  • @lovatojonasfan1
    @lovatojonasfan1 Рік тому +38

    "If you're thinking about going to the bathroom every 30 minutes, something's wrong." I feel attacked...

  • @purplejoeler
    @purplejoeler Рік тому +67

    I literally had someone say my eyes were annoyingly beautiful, and I didn’t know how to feel

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner Рік тому +17

      I bet they were jealous.

    • @_shadownotes_
      @_shadownotes_ Рік тому +4

      Feel creeped out

    • @JP2GiannaT
      @JP2GiannaT Рік тому +24

      I had someone tell me eyes looked fertile and I was gonna have a bunch of kids.
      ...thanks...?

    • @zappodude7591
      @zappodude7591 Рік тому +7

      @@JP2GiannaT The Fertility Man strikes again...

    • @JustEllieJoy
      @JustEllieJoy Рік тому +4

      A guy I used to have a crush on told me I had big 'eye pupils' and I was so confused😭

  • @timothyb5576
    @timothyb5576 Рік тому +52

    One time, a girl in my class asked, “how do I look?” And I was like “you look creepy👍”

    • @BachBeethovenBerg
      @BachBeethovenBerg Рік тому +20

      I would have said "with your eyes"

    • @TheYouTubeGame
      @TheYouTubeGame Рік тому +10

      @@BachBeethovenBerg If Ernie has taught me anything, this is always the correct answer. 👀

    • @TheOneWhoAnnoys
      @TheOneWhoAnnoys Рік тому

      What did she do after that 😂

  • @samtmh7240
    @samtmh7240 Рік тому +77

    If Jordan gets triggered by what water does, let's be careful to not talk about coffee 💩

  • @Willgloria
    @Willgloria Рік тому +8

    When you start drinking more water, you’ll pee a lot, but if you keep at it your body adjusts to the water intake and starts to properly hydrate you instead of peeing it out. I’m not an expert like a nurse or anything, but this is my experience living in arid West Africa and having to be very intentional about hydration.

  • @destinywalker2001
    @destinywalker2001 Рік тому +10

    And CMR just became Jordan’s Messyges.

  • @theezzie
    @theezzie Рік тому +13

    I’d like to know how people don’t use the bathroom every half hour when drinking water lol.

  • @sarahberkner
    @sarahberkner Рік тому +5

    These were great! As usual!

  • @Jesus_Nursing_Rachel
    @Jesus_Nursing_Rachel Рік тому +15

    Ok, so, Jordan, to answer your question, as a nursing student, I have heard it over and over and over... on average, an adult is supposed to make 30 mL of urine every hour. 8:11 Hope this eases your mind 😉😂

  • @annawhistles
    @annawhistles Рік тому +1

    The wheel drummer...
    My brother while I'm driving: *pulls out drumsticks and plays along*

  • @HPTFan
    @HPTFan Рік тому +5

    The Deconstruction Christian meme is so accurate! xD

  • @minipanga
    @minipanga Рік тому +108

    If you're reading this you have not watched the video yet
    Edit: I was like the sixth person to comment, four minutes after the video was posted. I was expecting this comment to get drowned out really quickly but clearly not. I'm not assuming everyone here didn't watch the video first, I was joking with the people who were here so early that it was impossible to finish the entire video before reading this comment.

  • @killianmiller6107
    @killianmiller6107 Рік тому +7

    If you think about it, drinking some much water that you have to pee every 30 min supposedly to avoid committing sins will backfire, because this would lead to sins of omission too, wherein you are not doing what the Lord is calling you to do because you have to pee AGAIN.

  • @MemeLordMondayPodcast
    @MemeLordMondayPodcast Рік тому

    Thanks again kings!! 👑

  • @dhatch04
    @dhatch04 Рік тому +45

    As a pregnant woman, I’m offended by Jordan’s triggered-ness. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @maddjshorts
      @maddjshorts Рік тому +4

      Lol I thought about my twin pregnancy during that conversation. Lots of water and lots of bathroom time. 😂

    • @celesteessel4500
      @celesteessel4500 Рік тому +1

      I’m not pregnant but equally triggered, God’s design is perfect even if we dont get it peroidttttt

  • @Swiftninjatrev
    @Swiftninjatrev Рік тому

    9:29 pure gold right there.

  • @zacharysiple629
    @zacharysiple629 Рік тому +7

    8:11 You can still sin in the bathroom. You could have a lustful thought, or swear, or something.

    • @TheYouTubeGame
      @TheYouTubeGame Рік тому +3

      What? Pssh, no. Have you peed before? Waterfall, man. Waterfall.

    • @syberyah
      @syberyah Рік тому

      I mean, it said "serious transgressions," which, I realize any sin is all the same to God, but I think they mean it keeps you from doing anything we would generally consider "big" sins (like stealing, I guess?) It could also lessen the number of sins you commit in a day, even if it doesn't eliminate them together (please know that I'm not actually trying to justify this as any kind of "solution" 😂)

    • @zacharysiple629
      @zacharysiple629 Рік тому

      @@syberyah Alright, fair.

  • @kirk.m.
    @kirk.m. Рік тому +4

    Slim pickings? This was some of the best memes that you have ever reviewed!

  • @zero-z4551
    @zero-z4551 Рік тому

    2:40
    I'm...just gonna back away slowly.
    Then when I'm not in eye reach, run!

  • @thefaceofbobby509
    @thefaceofbobby509 Рік тому +1

    Congrats on the audible sponsor

  • @titusandjase4159
    @titusandjase4159 Рік тому +5

    Jordan looks like Henry Cavill

  • @RealitiesofLifewithChrist
    @RealitiesofLifewithChrist Рік тому +2

    That’s me at the 4:38 mark 😭😭

  • @brumbybailey6599
    @brumbybailey6599 11 місяців тому

    Hiker weighing in on the water question. If you're moving a lot then you don't needa pee. Example- hike 20km a day, drink 3L water(plus appropriate amount of salt), pee beginning and end of day...

  • @unapologeticallylizzy
    @unapologeticallylizzy Рік тому +15

    THE EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL
    That moment when you're not only Christian but also on the asexual spectrum.

    • @10Raccoon
      @10Raccoon Рік тому +2

      Girl same!!

    • @toyaleejb7714
      @toyaleejb7714 Рік тому +2

      Paul would be proud😂

    • @unapologeticallylizzy
      @unapologeticallylizzy Рік тому +1

      @@toyaleejb7714 My boss who mistreated us is called Paul and I saw this with no context and got scared for a second 😂

  • @psalm91rdwlkfpgrl
    @psalm91rdwlkfpgrl Рік тому +2

    dang, jordan had to explain a meme to josh....

  • @farmerlevi8688
    @farmerlevi8688 Рік тому +5

    Josh and Jordan. The day before Christmas IS Christmas EVE. LOL. It’s supposed to be punny. 🤭 Adam wasn’t lying to Eve 😅

    • @YedidahMVO
      @YedidahMVO Рік тому +5

      But he wasn't saying 'It's Christmas Eve' He was saying 'It's Christmas', and he was talking to Eve, that's what doesn't add up 😅

    • @lazly-prodictiv-6827
      @lazly-prodictiv-6827 Рік тому

      @@YedidahMVO It's a pun

    • @danielsmerdel8214
      @danielsmerdel8214 Рік тому +1

      The bigger issue is Christmas wasn't a holiday yet if we're really trying to ruin the joke

    • @EmilynWood
      @EmilynWood Рік тому

      The comma ruins the pun.

  • @MicahMesser
    @MicahMesser Рік тому +5

    The first shall be last.

  • @marchhare8088
    @marchhare8088 Рік тому

    8:57 they look like a child who got a hiding before church and the mom greeting the pastor

  • @katiecnaranjo
    @katiecnaranjo Рік тому +2

    I made a meme for you guys but literally can't find anywhere to post it. I went to support blimey cow and there's no where for me to share it. Do you have to be a patreon to share them?

  • @jaehyunsbread23
    @jaehyunsbread23 Рік тому +5

    When you guys find the meme page, do me a solid and drop the @ here in my replies. 😁

  • @matthewphillips3926
    @matthewphillips3926 Рік тому

    Ice posidin on the left

  • @theeightbithero
    @theeightbithero 10 місяців тому

    I didn’t think Jordan was autistic until I saw Josh explain peeing in the woods to him.

  • @loganjackson8764
    @loganjackson8764 Рік тому +7

    If you post more Christian meme review then they will make more memes!

  • @davidlavigne7373
    @davidlavigne7373 Рік тому +1

    Jesus loves you so much

  • @truthtreasured
    @truthtreasured Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @zappodude7591
    @zappodude7591 Рік тому

    8:11 Somewhat similar to something Martin Luther said, except for him it was alcohol

  • @Ianbelyew
    @Ianbelyew Рік тому

    Bro why is my meme not up there😭😭😭

  • @abigraceart
    @abigraceart 9 місяців тому

    "what does pov mean??"

  • @baptistmemes
    @baptistmemes Рік тому

    7:58 >_>

  • @Raisin22_
    @Raisin22_ Рік тому +1

    Ay

  • @YedidahMVO
    @YedidahMVO Рік тому +2

    I know its just a meme but PETER IS NOT THE ROCK HIMSELF

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 Рік тому

      Matt 16:18--although I guess in the Greek it could be "you're the little rock, and on this rock I will build my church." as in a play on words using the name Peter to say "you're this little rock, but on THIS rock (me) I'll build my church." But it's equally plausible to read it in Greek as "you're the little rock, and on this rock I will build my church" as in, "on you, the little rock." No? That's what I understand from Petros. Like "you are the light of the world" plus that over verse "I am the light of the world." It can be both. Especially because the Messiah calls himself the cornerstone, but then says in Revelation that to the one who overcomes he'll give to be a pillar (stones the church is built upon) in the house of God. So it's kind of both/and if you read it in the original, it seems, since a lot of passages are like that (dual meaning/wordplay). No?

  • @marsh-almine3867
    @marsh-almine3867 Рік тому

    Tired of the ads?

  • @coolnegative
    @coolnegative Рік тому +2

    After man, God created woman........and she's been after him ever since.....after him to take the garbage out, after him to clean the garage, after him to..........................

  • @sarahberkner
    @sarahberkner Рік тому

    There was a lady I was friends with in middle school who shared something on Facebook about God being a woman or partly female or something, naturally I unfriended her.
    There was another lady who works as a director in InterVarsity and shares some crazy political stuff online, like she was complaining about how Amy Coney Barrett adopted two kids from Haiti because she's white.
    I didn't watch the video yet that's just what came to mind.

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 Рік тому +2

      You gotta do you, but I find it very hard to witness to people with bad ideas if I cut myself off from them.
      I also find it very hard to cut myself off from people when I can't clearly articulate their ideas (being partly female "or something"). Sure, she could be a crazy "pray to the goddess" lady. But if you "or something" her, what if she was just a Messianic Jew understanding the Hebrew origin of the pictographs for El Shaddai?
      Seriously, look up the Hebrew pictographs in ancient script for El Shaddai, and you may have to unfriend the Hebrew language Scripture was written in, just saying.
      Or unfriend the Messiah who used feminine terms to describe himself (comparing himself to a mother chicken gathering Jerusalem under her wings).
      I dunno. Maybe you had to protect yourself from some heresy you're vulnerable to, or something. Maybe like a recovering alcoholic can't see pictures of alcohol, you're a recovering Wiccan who can't see anything about feminine characteristics of the Most High because you were addicted to worshiping the goddess.
      But maybe also you don't know the Hebrew pictographs for El Shaddai, and don't have anyone to witness to if you unfriend the whole world. I dunno. I can't judge your life. Just a thought.

  • @RockyRZ
    @RockyRZ Рік тому +3

    Hey atheist here, this is funny.