On that topic there's a rendition of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" from a parody channel called "There I Ruined It." The song is altered to sound like a song targeted towards little kids, like something from The Wiggles. Great spoof, I totally recommend it.
The youth paster at the church I grew up in has actually been there for 15 years now. He started when I was in like 2008 and he's still there. He's just an amazing guy who has been such a positive influence for myself and my friends who were mentored by him. He even serves as both youth paster and assistant pastor now that the old pastor finally retired a few years ago.
Mentioning about Christmas stuff at Home Depot reminded me that a few weeks ago in September, I went to Costco and the first thing I saw when I walked in was that they were already selling Christmas stuff. From trees to even Lego advent calendars. And I thought to myself “You guys can wait a couple months, you don’t need to have that up this early”
Keeping in mind absolutely everything on the internet is true, I had seen a twitter from someone who had allegedly worked at Tyson Chicken saying BK's standards given for their chicken were actually higher than Chick Fil A's.
100%. MSG is found naturally in many foods such as tomatoes, red meat, parmesan cheese, and most notably seaweed, which is where it was originally extracted from to obtain its pure form.
That song was for the opening meme is Bodies by Drowning Pool. Not a Christian band. NAUGHTY words throughout the album, I don't suggest a look up with young ears around.
Quick correction: Yeshua (New Testament) didn't eat pork or any of those things. Neither did Paul. Paul even circumcised Timothy--yeah, Paul, who wrote Galatians, supposedly about not being J ewish. Get the Aramaic-based translation of the NT done by AENT so you can understand better why the apostles continued keeping these ancient laws, and what Peter's dream about the blanket of animals actually meant in context. (Greek is likely the second, not the first language of the NT) Or you can just read the OT in Hebrew and then re-read the Greek-based NT, or notice that the verse after the Jerusalem accords says "because the Torah is taught in every synagogue," which definitely doesn't mean that God's getting rid of it. Yeshua died to save you, not to suddenly have you live a life that's unholy and unhealthy.
I dunno, I just never liked all the 'girl jokes' at youth group. I think that's why all my friends are being tr@ns, since they didn't relate.I don't see a bunch of 'guy jokes' unless it's about how quirky and fun they are. (I like your channel, this is just an alienating problem some christians have).
It saddens me that Christians actually think the New Testament did away with alot of stuff when that's not true... The cloth was never about eating unclean foods, it was about not calling people unclean... Pork is still unclean, I'm sorry.
So Paul was wrong as well? Or why would you misinterpret the Bible to fit your narrative? If the cloth wasn’t about food, why was there food in it, and not unclean clothes to wear?
@jan_777 Just to quickly sum up... In Acts 10, Peter had a vision where he saw a sheet (cloth, sheet, same diff lol) coming down from heaven with all kinds of animals, including those considered 'unclean' under Jewish dietary laws. God told Peter not to call these animals "unclean." This vision was not about food, but about accepting Gentiles (non-Jews) into the Christian community. In Acts 10:28, Peter realized that the vision meant he should not consider any person as 'unclean' or unworthy of receiving the message of God's salvation, regardless of their background. If you read the surrounding context within the scriptures, it's right there, plain as day. Why on Earth would God command us not to eat unclean foods and then allow us to eat them just because Peter had a vision three times? Unclean food is still unclean food. Have you seen how gross pigs are? They're walking garbage disposals. You're okay with eating that? You honestly think that can be miraculously cleansed by cooking (I guarantee you there's parasites still present)? Merely praying the filth away does not rid you of the consequences any more than a Christian praying to be nourished from a box of Dunkin' Doughnuts! The New Testament doesn't just rewrite laws, Jesus literally said He came to fulfill laws, not abolish them! Jesus Himself did not eat any unclean food and wants us to do the same. The vision doesn't change that.
@@RosheenQuynh Your comment about not calling heathens “unclean” is correct, but remember, gentiles were never to keep the law, except what the Apostles agreed on in Acts 15:19ff. In Jesus it’s not about keeping the Jewish law (which no one can achieve). Yes, pork is as unhealthy as can be, but doesn’t make you „unclean“.
Jordan: Doesn't recognize Bodies by Drowning Pool.
Also Jordan: Perfectly quotes Arthur.
On that topic there's a rendition of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" from a parody channel called "There I Ruined It." The song is altered to sound like a song targeted towards little kids, like something from The Wiggles. Great spoof, I totally recommend it.
Jordan pretends not to know things sometimes.
Yes, drowning pool; definitely a really famous artist that everybody has heard of. This was in no way my first time ever even hearing that name.
"You wait until you're married, then you can be on then same boat" 😂😂
The youth paster at the church I grew up in has actually been there for 15 years now. He started when I was in like 2008 and he's still there. He's just an amazing guy who has been such a positive influence for myself and my friends who were mentored by him. He even serves as both youth paster and assistant pastor now that the old pastor finally retired a few years ago.
My sons (7 and 4) literally just tonight were saying that Satan is a poopy face and has poop for brains. 😂
3:12 bro I totally misunderstood what you said and I was like, "what? Did I miss something??"
I am so glad I'm not the only one 😂
Same... I started deep diving on socials (which are not updated) Lol
What did he actually say?
Yeah what's going on with that. Am I misunderstanding something
Let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the... FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR _sick guitar playing_
Never stop Christian meme review. It’s my favorite!😁
Mentioning about Christmas stuff at Home Depot reminded me that a few weeks ago in September, I went to Costco and the first thing I saw when I walked in was that they were already selling Christmas stuff. From trees to even Lego advent calendars. And I thought to myself “You guys can wait a couple months, you don’t need to have that up this early”
The one time I didn't mind that they did that was 2020.
Chick fil a sandwiches actually have a ton of unhealthy stuff in it, but I'd be surprised if Burger King actually even uses real meat
Not me reading this while eating chickfila...😅🥲
Keeping in mind absolutely everything on the internet is true, I had seen a twitter from someone who had allegedly worked at Tyson Chicken saying BK's standards given for their chicken were actually higher than Chick Fil A's.
8:41 me with a guitar and knowledge of five chords:
You underestimate my power
Man that Lord Farquaad meme really got me
Not me eating my trader Joe's pumpkin spice pumpkin seeds as I watch this 😂😭
The song is Bodies by Drowning Pool
😎
Not me being a youth pastor that’s been here longer than two pastors. 😬
The youth pastor I grew up with is still there 15 years later. Some just really enjoy it.
Me, the Youth Pastor, watching this video so I can show it before youth starts LOL
The first shall be extra
Haha that was a good joke at the beginning
Just so y’all know, BK does add Soybean oil to their patties
And that death stare!! 💀
My Christmas meme went to a dark place really fast! 😢
3:12 Hold on I didn't know Josh was divorced
He isn't, he was just making a joke
Yoooooo I'm in this video 5:09. 😂
MSG isn't bad for you. The idea that MSG is toxic actually has a very interesting history, but it's not true.
Yes, he needs to stop repeating this without evidence
100%. MSG is found naturally in many foods such as tomatoes, red meat, parmesan cheese, and most notably seaweed, which is where it was originally extracted from to obtain its pure form.
Chick-fil-a because beef makes me sick 😔
That song was for the opening meme is Bodies by Drowning Pool. Not a Christian band. NAUGHTY words throughout the album, I don't suggest a look up with young ears around.
Actually a good song though. Good instruments and a really good vocalist
@@KillerMoth3663 which doesn't matter if the content and the spirit is very very bad
9:45 you're being extra
5:49 Do NOT look up other memes with that format unless you have a dark sense of humor
It’s not really a podcast if it’s just on UA-cam.
7:45 Why is a can of Pepsi dead?
@atamusicofficial Oh, I get it now! Thanks! :)
Im not sure why beth moore was pictured as having anything to do with church.
Quick correction: Yeshua (New Testament) didn't eat pork or any of those things. Neither did Paul. Paul even circumcised Timothy--yeah, Paul, who wrote Galatians, supposedly about not being J ewish. Get the Aramaic-based translation of the NT done by AENT so you can understand better why the apostles continued keeping these ancient laws, and what Peter's dream about the blanket of animals actually meant in context. (Greek is likely the second, not the first language of the NT) Or you can just read the OT in Hebrew and then re-read the Greek-based NT, or notice that the verse after the Jerusalem accords says "because the Torah is taught in every synagogue," which definitely doesn't mean that God's getting rid of it.
Yeshua died to save you, not to suddenly have you live a life that's unholy and unhealthy.
Hello there
General Kenobi!
Yayy
I dunno, I just never liked all the 'girl jokes' at youth group. I think that's why all my friends are being tr@ns, since they didn't relate.I don't see a bunch of 'guy jokes' unless it's about how quirky and fun they are.
(I like your channel, this is just an alienating problem some christians have).
It saddens me that Christians actually think the New Testament did away with alot of stuff when that's not true... The cloth was never about eating unclean foods, it was about not calling people unclean... Pork is still unclean, I'm sorry.
So Paul was wrong as well? Or why would you misinterpret the Bible to fit your narrative?
If the cloth wasn’t about food, why was there food in it, and not unclean clothes to wear?
@jan_777 Just to quickly sum up... In Acts 10, Peter had a vision where he saw a sheet (cloth, sheet, same diff lol) coming down from heaven with all kinds of animals, including those considered 'unclean' under Jewish dietary laws. God told Peter not to call these animals "unclean." This vision was not about food, but about accepting Gentiles (non-Jews) into the Christian community. In Acts 10:28, Peter realized that the vision meant he should not consider any person as 'unclean' or unworthy of receiving the message of God's salvation, regardless of their background.
If you read the surrounding context within the scriptures, it's right there, plain as day. Why on Earth would God command us not to eat unclean foods and then allow us to eat them just because Peter had a vision three times? Unclean food is still unclean food. Have you seen how gross pigs are? They're walking garbage disposals. You're okay with eating that? You honestly think that can be miraculously cleansed by cooking (I guarantee you there's parasites still present)? Merely praying the filth away does not rid you of the consequences any more than a Christian praying to be nourished from a box of Dunkin' Doughnuts! The New Testament doesn't just rewrite laws, Jesus literally said He came to fulfill laws, not abolish them! Jesus Himself did not eat any unclean food and wants us to do the same. The vision doesn't change that.
@@RosheenQuynh Your comment about not calling heathens “unclean” is correct, but remember, gentiles were never to keep the law, except what the Apostles agreed on in Acts 15:19ff.
In Jesus it’s not about keeping the Jewish law (which no one can achieve).
Yes, pork is as unhealthy as can be, but doesn’t make you „unclean“.
Me watching this to the end while eating chickfila...😅🥲
My boss likes to say that eating CFA is basically tithing xD