I was laughing so hard, when you go to the hotel reviews on Google someone posted. "5 star service for my autistic nephew but sadly no autism friendly door knobs" LOLLLL HAHAHAHHAHA
"¿Qué?" - what? "¿Cómo estás?" - How are you? "No hablo español" - I don't speak Spanish IM FUCKING DYING WHY WOULD YOU TELL SOMEONE IN GERMANY, THAT YOU DON'T SPEAK SPANISH. IN SPANISH?!!?!? LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Hes so dumb at times I swear... Obviously it locks auto and doesnt stay unlocked. You have to hold the key and push the door to open. Not turn it all the way then let it go and go to open the door.
no i mean you have to keep the key turned while opening it. Most doors you turn the key all the way right then turn it back and take the key out then open the door. The door ice was using you had to keep the key turned and turn the knob while pushing on the door to open
Rushing Up to beg for money, Insisting they're NOT Gay, Not a pedophile, Not phased to hear you're a felon on the run from the law, happy to get into a strangers car, Not clear about the destination or why you would bring them- no red flags there! What could go wrong?
@TM it's Deutschland here. Not Trumpland. I'm born and raced in euruope and recognize if someone's sketchy af. Doesn't implies I would let someone in my car I've never seen before.
When he couldnt get the door open so he sits down on the ground and the light goes off then he picks up his phone and its dead.. LOL so dramatic. Very good script jacob
Ok this was live so it was actually real. How could he have planned this? Somebody else would have to turn off the lights but we did not see him meet up with anyone and tell them to switch the light
LMAOOOO! 18:49 - Ice tries to speak spanish to confuse and get the dude at the door to leave, and the dude answered in spanish(?) lmfao, and Ice is like "...no habla espanol"
that is just heart breaking. dude cant eat, cant sleep. and has to run from people, and the whole fail of ot boing able to get in to the room was just unbelievable.
Watching you try to open that door live I totally understand the frustration I've gotten the most pissed at inanimate objects more than anything... I think everyone has lmao
I actually looked this guy up on facebook. His page is hilarious and yes, he is Austrian. He is from Styria and not Upper Austria as I guessed. His name is "Gernot Jurosek", in case you want to look him up.
Notice how the guy fidgets & scratches his arm when he asks for money & Paul reaches to get some... Red flag for an addict. I could be wrong but he was very hesitant on paying for any food with "his" money.
Ch4oticzzz Psychosis is a symptom of many mental illnesses. It is not an illness itself. The delusions that a schizophrenic gets can often be attributed to being in a “psychotic state”. Psychosis can also be “drug-induced” in which the delusions will subside when the drug use is stopped. I was diagnosed with drug-induced psychosis due to skizoaffective disorder. Which is basically just a softer word for skizophrenia. The truth is that the label they give you is not important because brain science is not so black and white. I am no longer on medication but still become delusional from time to time from smoking weed. Kind of like small bouts of psychosis all the time. Lemme guess what psychosis symptoms you have.. The TV or radio seemed like it was talking to you?
6.000 people got asylum in switzerland, 7000 got temporary admission and 4500 got rejected. Turkey alone took in 3.000.000 refugees. So no switzerland doesn't treat anyone good, it's a shitty country and it's boring.
22:25 Broken man sits down on the floor in defeat. Crushed by his nemesis, the door. He picks up his phone, AND ITS FUCKING DRAINED OF BATTERY! ITS JUST TOO PERFECT.
Guy rushing up begging for money, Insisting he's NOT Gay, Not a pedophile, Not concerned you're a felon on the run from the law, happy to get into a strangers car, Not clear about the destination or why you would bring him- no red flags there! What could go wrong?
i was laughing at this so hard with all the dudes coming to the room and he couldnt unlock the door. was keeping my wife awake and shaking the bed trying to hold in laughter
Important: Europe is not America. Inform yourself about certain things. Also: it‘s really hard to travel with douchebags ordering food and other stuff for you, getting you into trouble with Hotels and Police. Just a little reminder for all travelers ;)
dude i dont think you are as much of a fugitive as you think you are they probably just want you to pay a fine running away probably just makes it worse
becomes a fugitive to switzerland, then takes random guy to get a foreign beer, then goes back to a hotel then gets stream sniped by packages = poseidons life
I was laughing so hard, when you go to the hotel reviews on Google someone posted. "5 star service for my autistic nephew but sadly no autism friendly door knobs" LOLLLL HAHAHAHHAHA
wow.
Haha
Hehaheha
Haha yeah it takes some real skill to open a door. Then putting a key into the equation it makes it ten times harder for the Autist.
Hotel name?
the best part was him pretending to speak on the phone while 3 delivery guys with huge boxes just grouped up
+dbolt23 lmaoo pretending to be spanish ahahah
lol and he literally says: what? how are you? i dont speak spanish
i laughed so hard when he said como estas? and the guy answered merci hahahah
this was some james bond shit right there
Stealth 100
This is possibly the funniest ever circumstance, three delivery drivers arguing in German while an American stoner struggles to open a door.
They are not speaking German though
Prob. Pakistans or indi... definitiv Not german
@@paulkouk6629 hindi
@@toyota9523 thanks Merkel
@@rakuencallisto np daddy
Underrated: honest guy who saved you $53 on that pizza
some may say stupid but good karma
Round table lookin ass
Isaac Taylor that is how most sikh indian/punjabis are
Doesnt even tip the guy
Tipping in most of Europe isn't customary like it is in the US
Just imagine if you’re on vacation and you’re walking to your hotel room and see some tall crack addict kicking a door lmfao
xxxxxDDDDD deddd
@@angelgjr1999 Most tourists act like retards in foreign countries.
@Fmono true not all but 90% i mean just look whos president
@@ch_boki Our current president is one of the best leaders a country could ask for. So I am not sure what you mean.
@@shawnsmith3741 😂🤣
"¿Qué?" - what?
"¿Cómo estás?" - How are you?
"No hablo español" - I don't speak Spanish
IM FUCKING DYING WHY WOULD YOU TELL SOMEONE IN GERMANY, THAT YOU DON'T SPEAK SPANISH. IN SPANISH?!!?!? LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Pretty sure there's a lot of Spanish speakers in Germany.
To try and make it seem like he has nothing to do with the deliveries even though the last name of every one of those orders is on his shirt.
@@SaggyGerbils He was holding his shirt up so they couldn't see what was written on it.
Chris D no it’s very rare here
Billy The Goat they dont know spanish.
seeing ice struggle with the door just gives me autism
You may be confusing autism with ocd.
GRAN AUTISMO
Who else was stressed af watching ice try n open the door
How did he get it open anyways
@@OddZodd im pretty he just pushed the key in to open it, i dont know if the knob was connected to anything
pretty sure its a lock that would be completely controlled by the key the handle does nothing
turn the key far enough and the door can be opened
thats because in america they have completely different locks. key in, half turn *left*, half turn back, pull key out and the door is open.
tyguy234337 I was stressed af watching ice put up with the Swiss and Germans bullshit
This is what you get for closing those doors in runescape
Babis Andrikopulos lmaooooo
this should be top comment
Purple army 4L
cx
hahahhahaha
Ice Poseidon vs Door
*Door won*
He fought the door and the door won
Hes so dumb at times I swear... Obviously it locks auto and doesnt stay unlocked. You have to hold the key and push the door to open. Not turn it all the way then let it go and go to open the door.
no i mean you have to keep the key turned while opening it. Most doors you turn the key all the way right then turn it back and take the key out then open the door. The door ice was using you had to keep the key turned and turn the knob while pushing on the door to open
@@Avioak the door knob was not supposed to turn on this one, it has no function in this mechanism
@@Etienne_H "unlike these European idiots" "Germans like myself" hmmmm
“I have trust issues” then lets some random guy in his car 😂😂
Rushing Up to beg for money, Insisting they're NOT Gay, Not a pedophile, Not phased to hear you're a felon on the run from the law, happy to get into a strangers car, Not clear about the destination or why you would bring them- no red flags there! What could go wrong?
@TM it's Deutschland here. Not Trumpland. I'm born and raced in euruope and recognize if someone's sketchy af. Doesn't implies I would let someone in my car I've never seen before.
You can feel the heat emanating from his last braincell as he tries to figure out how to open a door
First time this year I laugh out loud because of a comment
This is funny af
im crying dude hahah
Omg thank you for this comment, made my day :)
LOOOOL
Im honestly shocked he has made it this far in life.
Ya this guy is fucking dumb and a pussy.
Conspiracy Bear ur gay
@@xedn no u
Literally tells a guy that he's a felon
@@conspiracybear1564 pussy?
says who?
you probably have never left your city to travel alone.
"I don't trust anyone" *streams his coordinates almost constantly*
When he couldnt get the door open so he sits down on the ground and the light goes off then he picks up his phone and its dead.. LOL so dramatic. Very good script jacob
brandon b The irony....it’s “you’re”
both of u r rarts fuk of pusy lips
Its like the most unluckiest person in the world lol
Dabbi GZ If the unluckiest person in the world created his own luck and blamed it on forces out of his control, then yeah, that’s him.
Ok this was live so it was actually real. How could he have planned this? Somebody else would have to turn off the lights but we did not see him meet up with anyone and tell them to switch the light
LMAOOOO! 18:49 - Ice tries to speak spanish to confuse and get the dude at the door to leave, and the dude answered in spanish(?) lmfao, and Ice is like "...no habla espanol"
L00000l scuffed autistic spanish streamer vs spanish nigha
the other guy actually responded in french lol. He didnt even notice
the guy asked "mister denino is that you?" and when he answered in spanish that guy said merci (thanks) in french :D
@@MrBlubberbube why did you have to add ":D"
@@MrBlubberbube thats even funnier.
que? como esta?
*merci!*
oh, no halba español.
that dood was too funny trying to get in to the car
He can barely fit in the car xD
need more moneys. gibe moneys pls. dude i paid for your food. but i need. i needs moneys.
You guys cant text worth shit i dont understand anything your saying
heterosexual male.... very important these days
It reminded me of Jeremy Clarkson.
I felt sad for him when he tried opening the door but couldn’t and he sat down I honestly felt bad for him
Jackson Wang You felt bad for him for.. not being able to open a door like a normal person? And throwing a hissy fit?
hello jackson i love got7 please come to pakistan
Jackson Wang lol okay, damaging private property because you can’t open a door isn’t a hissy fit?
By the time he gets the door open they are going to have 15 delivery guys waiting
It's hard to avoid people looking for Paul Denino when you're literally wearing a shirt that says "Denino."
"Oh hey man, I'm not gay, and I'm not a pedo!"
"Oh ok cool, wanna get in my car?"
Yea that was a normal human interaction.
that is just heart breaking. dude cant eat, cant sleep. and has to run from people, and the whole fail of ot boing able to get in to the room was just unbelievable.
Watching you try to open that door live I totally understand the frustration I've gotten the most pissed at inanimate objects more than anything... I think everyone has lmao
Albino Andyington nothing is like being unable to loosen your shoe lases😓
I would beat my shoes ass so hard they would tie it's own laces son
I would've kicked down the door within 2 min. of finicking
NO, NOT everyone. This is a child throwing a FIT.
@@nunyabiznazz2775 that door is a lie fuck that door
ice: what you gonna do with that money?
beggar: shoes... food... drin-UHHHHHHHH.
the guy just admitted to wanting to buy alcohol with your money.
who cares
Your problem is....?
What do you do with your money? Frame it?
Those are the ones is rather give money to seeing s they aren’t trying to bullshit you , alcoholism is a messed up disease
I'm so glad you escaped north korea
2:23
Ice- “what u gonna do with the money”
Homeless man-“shoes or eating or drink uhh uh”
Paul reminds me of mr.bean
@@IEEEE50 just the things he does seems like something mr bean would do
"Y'all got strip clubs?" *Instantly cuts to the next scene like nothing happened*
Almost 2 years ago since i almost died laughing watching this live. Some of the funniest shit ever
At least when the swat come coming they won’t be able to open the door. So you can jump out the window and steal a delivery mans car.
LMAO when he saw another food delivery pull up💀💀 he panicked
watching him trying to open that door kills so many brain cells
You could genuinely make a movie out of the & I would watch it. The way ice hides from the food delivery men is hysterical.
i get stressed just watching this lol
Noah omg I thought I was the only one
Yeah i feel like my head will explode like so stressfull
Ice needs to organise 1 normal person as a guide in each country he visits. Someone that can actually communicate with other humans...
Thats what makes it funny.
HockeyPlayer true and as funny as it is sometimes it’s kinda sad and stressful for him.
the beggars accent sounds too familiar for me. this is not a german or a swiss dude, this guy must be an upper austrian.
Arnold on drugs
Definitely
Definitely sounds Austrian
I actually looked this guy up on facebook. His page is hilarious and yes, he is Austrian. He is from Styria and not Upper Austria as I guessed. His name is "Gernot Jurosek", in case you want to look him up.
@@meinkleinerobstgarten woah
19:00 "No hablo espanol" as he's speaking in Spanish LMAOOOO
It makes me so anxious when he's blocking the road, lol
90% of this whole vid is literally him trying to open the damn door XD
16:52 "I love mussels". Proceeds to eat snails. LOL.
Notice how the guy fidgets & scratches his arm when he asks for money & Paul reaches to get some... Red flag for an addict. I could be wrong but he was very hesitant on paying for any food with "his" money.
could be because of shitzophrenia or like in my case psychosis
Ch4oticzzz Psychosis is a symptom of many mental illnesses. It is not an illness itself. The delusions that a schizophrenic gets can often be attributed to being in a “psychotic state”.
Psychosis can also be “drug-induced” in which the delusions will subside when the drug use is stopped.
I was diagnosed with drug-induced psychosis due to skizoaffective disorder.
Which is basically just a softer word for skizophrenia.
The truth is that the label they give you is not important because brain science is not so black and white.
I am no longer on medication but still become delusional from time to time from smoking weed. Kind of like small bouts of psychosis all the time.
Lemme guess what psychosis symptoms you have.. The TV or radio seemed like it was talking to you?
-Qué? ¿Cómo está? ... No hablo español
- merci
@@terpsnwubs2292 my fav part too, and when he is about to walk past them he pretends to be on the phone talking gibberish hahahah
I cracked up when the german guys was talking at 19:00 and Ice was speaking spanish XDDDDDDD
claim refugee status and you'll be treated like a god
LOL he'd have to paint himself brown first
You guys should be happy that you couldn't understand how a refugee feels or is treated
6.000 people got asylum in switzerland, 7000 got temporary admission and 4500 got rejected. Turkey alone took in 3.000.000 refugees. So no switzerland doesn't treat anyone good, it's a shitty country and it's boring.
@jimmy jo als Asyl suchender ist die Welt gleich 3x einfacher in DE
mal gucken... asylant sein= dach auf dem kopp, geld, keine arbeit....
22:25
Broken man sits down on the floor in defeat. Crushed by his nemesis, the door. He picks up his phone, AND ITS FUCKING DRAINED OF BATTERY! ITS JUST TOO PERFECT.
Didn't even put the part where he came back to the stream covered in blood after the cops talked to him.
Meathamski With chat it was even funnier hahahaha
He propably will in different part
This happened before Germany
Content!
WTF for real?
Guy rushing up begging for money, Insisting he's NOT Gay, Not a pedophile, Not concerned you're a felon on the run from the law, happy to get into a strangers car, Not clear about the destination or why you would bring him- no red flags there! What could go wrong?
i was laughing at this so hard with all the dudes coming to the room and he couldnt unlock the door. was keeping my wife awake and shaking the bed trying to hold in laughter
I just found the beggar on facebook. His profile pic is his debit card 😂 "Gernot Jurosek"
Diego Dinero hhahah der Typ ist komplett durch😂😂
He's to weak to turn the key until the key until the door unlocks :D
youre comment gave me autism
@@LollieLops welcome to the club sister!
but until the key until the door until the hotel until the sky until the earth , AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT BOYSSS!!!
RyzaPlays your*
stroke????
Him blocking traffic hurts my soul...
18:50 LMAO you left your room so that the delivery guys don't get an answer. i'm dying.
german doors hahahah
Hey p9nda
back in the day we used them to keep the russians out, as you see. non german people cant open them
Do another giveaway I never win lol
xD nope works for youtubers tho
🇩🇪
Important: Europe is not America. Inform yourself about certain things.
Also: it‘s really hard to travel with douchebags ordering food and other stuff for you, getting you into trouble with Hotels and Police.
Just a little reminder for all travelers ;)
@@PoliticalJames we have our 100 Euro they green too
If it's different it's wrong
Doesn't everyone know Europe is not America.... Its kind of obvious..... Im American too, so you can't say "Americans think that only they exist".
@@OfficialBrownieGER tell mexicans to inform themselves about drug trafficking laws before hopping the border
lost it at 20:40 when ice starts growling to the black cat scaring it away lmfaoo
I remember seeing these guys bunched up in the hotel during his live feed 😂😂😂
15:31 when the delivery dudes started talking to each other it made my day
Denino?
Que?
OMEGALUL
I cant believe it's taken me this long to find this, most hilarious video I've seen so far this year, maybe ever 😭
i was dying when you asked those kids if they had strip clubs lol
This Swiss series is my first ice Poseidon vid and let me just say... wtf 😂I’m hooked lmfao
Bruh imagine if the delivery drivers had been chilling in his room waiting for him
what ice did at 19:04 was so fucking smart. thats some james bond type shit
Bruh that door part was hilarious I be doing the same shit
I love it how around 22:18 you just gave up and the lights went out XD
So he stole a swiss hotel key...
WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO
That'll get you on the evening news. That shithole. (And I'm from Switzerland)
Dude I was dying at you trying to open that door then the one dude steps up and does it with one hand 😂😂😂
Best series ever please do more in other countries you legend
I fucking love the mood meter 😆 whoever edited this video lauritas etc please keep on adding this shit ice, it’s funny asf
Logic: Film in public
Gets exiled from the country
Dude, that was the funniest shit ever when he talked through the hotel to leave and 3 delivery guys are looking around and shit like “denino?” 😂
I hope you also upload Paris highlights
LOL the part when he is pretending he is Spanish walking through the halls and 3 delivery guys walk past stacked with pizzas
objective:
*Find a 1.80m big german in switzerland and take him on a ride*
1.80 is not big its average
Watching that door repeatedly kick his ass is the funniest part of this video.
"I trust nobody!"
Gives homelessman money
Ryan Last Name Not Given and a ride🤣
20 minutes of Ice trying to open a door
You need to turn the key and push at the same time
The knob is not there to turn
Best part of my night watching him vs the door...lolollo
dude i dont think you are as much of a fugitive as you think you are they probably just want you to pay a fine running away probably just makes it worse
Nice that you gave that man some help. He seems like a friendly dude.
This is legendary i will never forget this😂
How did Paul not realise that he has to turn the key and push and that the handle does fuck all
This is the best content I've seen from you recently.
"I got caught being a fugitive" tells everyone in germany that you are running from the police.
Lmao says Denino on his shirt
becomes a fugitive to switzerland, then takes random guy to get a foreign beer, then goes back to a hotel then gets stream sniped by packages = poseidons life
then steels a realises he stole a key to his other hotel
Lmao the hotel was like 10 min from wgere i live sadly i dindt watch ice's streams back then
2:22 I like how he started to say he would use the money for drinking and then realized how that could be interpreted lmao
Paris was my favorite part of the EU trip
lisa lala my favorite was Auschwitz
12:26 The sound he made makes me laugh like crazy lmfao
How not to open a door
Hahahahahh the moment when you tried to open the door with the delivery guys waiting hahaha
Watching you fumble with the money is so stressful
Ice watching your stream is like watching a RPG story.
This really shows that paul is a good human being. He pays for all the shit, even though he didnt order it...
This didnt age well
@@Joomba_Juice true
20:37 here we see a prehistoric human species scaring of little carnivores from his food
6:32 KONEN WE EN DOCUMENTARY MACKEN
I was dying at him struggling with the euro door lock.
Can't wait for part 3 *Cx*