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honestly my favourite thing when I want to laiugh is badly made movies. Its just my favourite most funniest thing to me they're awful ... but *awesomely awful* and iconic
As a kid I used to think these fights were real....until I got into a fight at school. I may have lost, miserably....but I made sure the sounds effects were spot on😂
I'm pretty sure they didn't black out anything I'm pretty sure these are so low budget that they just put their finger in front of the camera to cover half of it
Assistant: That's not even close to a script, we need to find a better director wtf. Director: Well I don't know how to make movies. Assistant: Then why tf did you start this movie in the first place bucko? Director: Because I think this movie might give me notoriety.
The Choreographer of the first fight had his childhood fantasies fulfilled with that fight scene.... Those were the moves he had fancied he'd use if he ever get into a fight.... 🙄😁
1:30 without context, all I'm seeing is the silliest looking genocide in history. The guy just looks like he's killing off multiple species of sentient beings for no apparent reason, and it's somehow both horrible and hillarious.
I am genuinely astonished that is the solution they came up with for a shot of a man sliding over a floor. Could they not actually find a floor smooth enough for the actor to perform the move in real life?
I still have respect for Africa. Even with such low resources and money, they manage to shoot the videos with mobile phones and add special and visual effects with their desktops. They are very talented and truly need financial support and training.
I was a 90s hardcord punk fan; my buddies and I used to rent the worse of the worst movies and watch them and this was one of our favorite worst since it started a failed hair metal act.
About a quarter of that film is pirated star wars footage as well. This is because all of their sets got washed off on a beach (?) the day before filming, so they were left with virtually no budget and had to bribe a nightwatch man at a cinema to give them the footage to make up for it. This is also why all of the costumes for the monsters (aliens?) look so terrible.
The second one has me in tears. Im literally crying at the way the dude slide across the floor my humour is broken Edit: I take it back. The African Spiderman movie at 5:54 has officially murdered me
2:04 Can we all not just appreciate for a moment the genius of pulling an enemy's head off and then throwing it at another bad guy (I can only presume they're evil somehow, I actually have no idea) causing them to explode? Why has Hollywood never thought of this?! Manually decapitating an alien and then using it's non-explosive head as a grenade against another alien to cause an explosion?? C'mon, that is legit next level shit.
Rock n Roll Nightmare was kind of B grade movie we people used to watch in the midnight on HBO and other English channles like ATN and EL TV in the 90s when cabel was newly introduced in India 🇮🇳🇮🇳good old days 😂
The movie also contains lots of footage from the original Star Wars movie ( hence ''Turkish Star Wars") , it's a mystery to me how they didn't get sued into oblivion by George Lucas back in the day....
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aint no way lil bro add godzilla vs megalon to a bad movie
the choreography of that first fight was somehow incredible
I was really impressed by how much on purpose it looked
This is what u tube was intended 4 this is pure gold
You just fasten footage
Yeah, i find it pretty badass
Isaac Chay a bit of a stretch
How much money do you wanna spend?
Director: No
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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What the hell do Turkish directors take before filming
DMT
Its still unknown
The answer is yes
Whatever Indians take
Just a dose of being Türkish (im Türkish)
That Indiana Jones theme though for "the man who saved the world" 😂😂😂
Gotta love the turkish Star Wars rip of with the Indiana Jones music in the background.
I somewhat doubt John Williams is getting royalties
Rip-off*
Cuneyt Arkın it is. Every movie of his is same.
@Mehmet Durmuş anlasilmiyor dediğin ne demek istedin acaba?
@Mehmet Durmuş aynen ama beklemiyordum boyle sahneyle karşılaşacağımı 😄
As a kid me and my brothers died laughing when Godzilla did the 15 mile drop kick.
Its funny xD
Dude same lmao
Hehehe ☺️
RIP
Same 😂😂😂😂
I was crying of laugher already during the first fight
Me too. I have biscuit crumbles all over keyboard now
It’s a comedy/action movie with very low budget
Ass kicking guy is pretty good actor actually, you should see a decent movie of his
honestly my favourite thing when I want to laiugh is badly made movies. Its just my favourite most funniest thing to me
they're awful ... but *awesomely awful* and iconic
Lets go eat huh?
Come on, let’s go!
As a kid I used to think these fights were real....until I got into a fight at school.
I may have lost, miserably....but I made sure the sounds effects were spot on😂
with those sounds effects, its already a win, u just dont know it. congrats
2:45 I love how they just black out the cam at the side just to make it look like the body got cut in half
They had shittie special efects, but they were smart lol
Lol
I'm pretty sure they didn't black out anything I'm pretty sure these are so low budget that they just put their finger in front of the camera to cover half of it
Me too 😅
Green screen wasn't existed on that year idk?
That unknown Africa movie was the funniest shit I've ever seen
This whole video is
I'm crying from laughter 😂
What about pickle Rick?
I'm pretty sure that movie is called "who killed Captain Alex" It's amazing
@@Hwi1son I kinda wanna watch it now
Director: Ok, let's start filming. Show me the script.
Assistant: Script?
Assistant: This looks risky, boss. You man want to call in a stunt double for this one.
Director: What the fuck is a stunt double?
Assistant: That's not even close to a script, we need to find a better director wtf.
Director: Well I don't know how to make movies.
Assistant: Then why tf did you start this movie in the first place bucko?
Director: Because I think this movie might give me notoriety.
😅😅😅😅
Actors: this scrip sucks I wanna speak to the director
Camera man: director???
Director: I hope everyone learned their part
Actors: o.0
That beginning fight scene…. Totally changed my life.. just everything
The Choreographer of the first fight had his childhood fantasies fulfilled with that fight scene.... Those were the moves he had fancied he'd use if he ever get into a fight.... 🙄😁
Probably!
Oh ny word so true lol it had me laughing so much
Lmao those moves were my childhood fantasy too.
Truer wods have not been spoken
and they were the moves that
the movie audience
though they'd be using too,
if they ever got into a fight afterwards.
1:30 without context, all I'm seeing is the silliest looking genocide in history.
The guy just looks like he's killing off multiple species of sentient beings for no apparent reason, and it's somehow both horrible and hillarious.
Yea I feel that. But don’t get me started on how they copyrighted the Indiana Jones theme during the fight. It just made it more awkward to watch it.
Looks like he had some issues with a local theme park.
Lmao, I found those scenes hilarious. Especially when that dude tears the white creature's head off, and he throws it at another and blows it up. 😂
He cut their heads and they still move!
I love how they used shadow to show the dudes face was cut in half lol
The first fight is how I fight in my dreams.
Same but I’m the 2 shirtless guys
@@flipskaterdave😂
He copied it from the Indians 😂😂😂
And I always wind up being the guy who gets his ass whipped👈🏻
@@nigel900 ya, it feels as if I have no strength at all
Some of the fight scenes here are actually better than some Steven Seagal fights 😂
Hey, Cynthia Rothrock killed it in Undefeatable (7:37 to 8:50). Those two shirtless men were a couple of dipshits though.
😂
😂😂😂
All of them are.
That's cause they were all standing up for the choreography
Everyone knows that olympic gymnastic is the most effective way to defeat medieval farmers
Still, that was pretty cool, not really worthy of being with all these shitty fight scenes.
Yes captain obvious
And luckily they had a pommel horse in the middle of the ancient insane asylum!
😂😂
I actually saw that movie as a kid. It made as much sense then as it does now.
That unknown African film could give John Wick a run for it's money!
I am genuinely astonished that is the solution they came up with for a shot of a man sliding over a floor. Could they not actually find a floor smooth enough for the actor to perform the move in real life?
Simon Regan no, becouse the floor is made of sand :D
Actually movie's name is "GH SHAOLIN 3". In 4th part sfx and actions scenes more screwed and weird.
@@ВалераСтромилов-м8м They made 4 of those huh? That's incredible.
I'll show you the electric slide ....boggie woggie
7:19
Man: punches
Superman:
*Stares deeply into your soul*
Good writing just bad acting
@@MarkThatNigga and cringy tho
**hugs superman**
@@annoying-chan342 lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Bless the MST3K gang for showing me how much fun "bad movies" could be, at a young age.
I love that the guy actively catches the alien starfishes to put on himself and get attacked xD
hahaha
Rock and roll nightmare is a treasure
100% betting that dude's a porn actor
🤣😅🤣🤣😅😅
That’s not just a “guy” , that is the mighty Thor !
Spider-Man looked like he came out of a tub of Vaseline
0:46 Did he just blow them away?
He did.
They jumped into water themselves out of fear, obviously
@@kamilatas3625 ikr
He *BLOWED* alright
I called that the cuynet arkin blow
I’m crying!!!
The first 20 seconds is pure gold!!
Turkish Superman: is indestructible. Explodes from being hit by a chair...
I *think* we are supposed to believe that he fell backwards into some kind of electricity generator and the shock stunned him.
Obviously that chair was made of kryptonite
He was a paid actor
@@tapojyoti100 well... its technically the truth
The chair was a paid actor
Turkey: "NOBODY can make a worse movie than we do!"
Africa: "Hold our beers."
Hahahaha!
This comment is so underated. U deserve so much more likes😂😂😂😂😂
Wait till you see indian movies 🤣🤣
LMFAO
I still have respect for Africa. Even with such low resources and money, they manage to shoot the videos with mobile phones and add special and visual effects with their desktops. They are very talented and truly need financial support and training.
6:36 spider-man spent XP on his mage build there
I'm rolling and can't breathe. 😂😂This is beyond good. It's the best video compilation of horrible fights in the world. I love it.
That first one sounds like an N64 game if you were high on speed, cocaine and acid all at once.
That fight sequence was the very definition of 'insanity' but, acted out. Sound effects sounded like gun shots..
It was hilarious but very well-choreographed
God Hand 2
Shrooms was a mistake on this.
Sounds like regular cartridge tilting to me.
This first movie taught me how to fight in school
Edit: welp lost my first fight yesterday. Idk what happened
😂😂😂
You forgot to blow them into the pool
Did you forget to have a speaker that plays shotguns sounds?
Should have used a real shotgun
Should have used a real shotgun
Imagine getting kicked by a guy with no legs
only in India
can it really be called getting kicked tho? 🤔
@@kaizersozen9576 stumped ig
Gave em a good dickin' that's for sure.
Nubjitsu
As a Turkish ,I subscribed this channel after watching this video.
The whole time I'm watching the Rock and Roll Nightmare clip, I'm thinking "this is totally going to become a porno".
I'm sure Jon-Mikal Thor would have like that.
At first I thought the guy was Jimmy Fallon
Ikr!
I mean it kinda did..
daffyphack Gay porn...
Rock and Roll Nightmare seems like the type of movie that would air on USA Up All Night back in the early 90’s.
macuser907 It was featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000
@@SexyButCurious no, on Rifftrax.
Zombie Nightmare, also starring Jon Mikl Thor, was featured on MST3K.
I was a 90s hardcord punk fan; my buddies and I used to rent the worse of the worst movies and watch them and this was one of our favorite worst since it started a failed hair metal act.
Can't believe they'd actually try to capitalize on glam rock. That genre hasn't aged well lol
The spider man one definitely had the best quality I mean he looks like very shiny rubber and spider men definitely shoots fire balls
Comic accurate
Crook: Surrenders
Spider-Man: Brutally burns him alive
Michelin made him this time...
Dude... the tail slide is one of the greatest moments in cinema
"Mr. No Legs"
I gotta see that....
pewdiepie?
Yeah, really. I was very confused with him kicking people. 🤔🤔
Joe Swanson would be proud.
What would be better:
Turkish budget with African director
Or
African budget with Turkish director
Also main actors are Indians from the deep countryside
@Yoo Yoo then you ignore the comment and move on
Why not Turkish director with African director?
That's will be awasome
@Yoo Yoo ..... dude, it's been 1 month now, have you understood it yet
Indian actors, African editing, Turkish director.
2:32
What was the music from Indiana Jones doing there?
Illegally stolen. It's really part of the movie
@@BEDA333 didn't know you could steal legaly.
@@enterusername4650 ever heard of privateers??
enter username i’m dying dude
About a quarter of that film is pirated star wars footage as well. This is because all of their sets got washed off on a beach (?) the day before filming, so they were left with virtually no budget and had to bribe a nightwatch man at a cinema to give them the footage to make up for it. This is also why all of the costumes for the monsters (aliens?) look so terrible.
Is that only me who loves most of them choreography and Vfx… thats what they have and they use it with their most.. I respect👍🏼
You say "terrible" but I say give them an Oscar
G L O X I N I A an Oscar for the worst fight scenes lmao
Yes an Oscar for trying.
Oscar for comedy fight
Meyer wiener
Lol in every movie here from Turkey punches Sound like gunshots and gunshots Sound like punches. Even Chuck norris is wondering
Probably just people shooting in the distance as usual
tsugggs tsuggg ahh ahhh
Chuck Norris was trained by turkish rambo
2:03 the dude straight up exploded for no reason 💀💀
Lol! It was the head for him!
Its naruto kagebunshin no jutsu when it dies
What? You didn't see that combo attack he received?
Bruh....that was the only part of the video I had to pause. That and superman's ridiculous explosion
💀💀💀
Bad? That first fight was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
0:59 the way the guy flew back killed me 😂
I like how they used Indiana Jones score for a Star Wars movie.
1:04 this dude his moves is so smooth its almost looks like edited
The trick was oil in the floor, according to the acclaimed Director.
I don't know. I think some wires must have been involved, too. So smooth.
I think this dude is a severe fan of the legend FIVE MINUTES HACKSS
The Indiana Jones soundtrack behind the the 4th clip had me in tears
Turkey has found Superman's true weakness, a chair and electricity.
LOL
Nah superman's weakness is roti and nan with pakoras
Turkey has the most intense fights scenes of all time
Don't be dissin' India, yo.
Looool
*Hong Kong* :
Am I a joke to you?
And mostly of them a same man : Cüneyt Arkın
Mr. No legs
Spider-Man Homecoming 2 looks great!
Brandyn J 😂😂😂
Marvel are going for miles morales I see
Brandyn J
i got you man
More like "Extremely Very Far From Home" 😂
Now he can shoot fireballs from his hands because reasons
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. How is this not being talked about at the world economic forum?
You know what as bad as these are you have to appreciate the effort and passion. Somebody who loves movies made these the best way they could
I think there should be another category in Oscars for this kind movies. Because they have balls to make such a movie.
Syfy channel would be nominated each and every time. They'd be the New England Patriot's of that stuff.
Don’t they have awards for garbage films already?
@@coreycasciano3255 no they don't in Oscar. C mon
I think those are called razzies but movies like this don't usually receive that award
That will be a medal of honor and purple heart for their bravery 😳
Really happy that spider man is fighting crime all across the world 😂🤣
And has apparently up his game to just straight up setting people on fire
Yeah and he became quiet
even his CGI.....
My word, I haven't laughed like this in a long time!😂😂😂
6:36
When Tony Stark permits Spiderman to use his technology
When did Spider Men get he's Fire power's
@@axelrohmann379 Ghana's spiderman can do everything
And then he starts robbing people
@@Ash01010 Ghana Spiderman is OP
When Turkish Rambo only had enough money in the budget for four recycled screams of pain...
They didn't even had enough to buy him a new shirt when it got ripped of bc of ......
Reason: unknown 😂
And, ironically, they all sound like AHNOLD.
There is 2nd part... dont ask me how i know it...
Turkish films seem straight up magical
Lol that African spiderman was hilarious af 😂
How dare you? The tail-slide drop kick in Godzilla vs. Megalon is a goddamn classic.
damm right it is
It’s the reason why Godzilla movies evolved nowadays ❤❤❤
It doesn't mean it's good lmao
@sanford it's GoodBad 👍
The second one has me in tears. Im literally crying at the way the dude slide across the floor my humour is broken
Edit: I take it back. The African Spiderman movie at 5:54 has officially murdered me
Nearly as good as indian Michael Jackson does thriller goalie mad
That spiderman even shot fireballs apparently 🤣
Rest in peace man! ✌
@@MegaThunderfist I wasnt expecting that
💯😂
6:40 Resident evil 4 remake looks great.
Yes on ps5
Yes. Also without ashley
On commodore 64 cant wait
Lmao
or plague tale i think
The African Spider-Man shooting fireballs LEGIT caught me off guard and had me exclaim WTF out loud!
9:30 Yea, SEE ya
I'm done
Shit was so awesomely corny I missed the quip.
I was searching for this comment
Mr. No Legs is the best thing, let alone movie fight, I've seen in my whole life.
More legit fights than any Steven Seagal movie.
Jose Hernandez..."I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO THE BANK...THE BLOOD BANK!"
No obvious body doubles in sight. ;)
Lol damn right
Really?
Aw man come on🤣🤣🤣🤣
that first fight brings meaning to "get a taste of these guns". Imagine every kick sounds like guns going off. Amazing.
2:04 Can we all not just appreciate for a moment the genius of pulling an enemy's head off and then throwing it at another bad guy (I can only presume they're evil somehow, I actually have no idea) causing them to explode? Why has Hollywood never thought of this?! Manually decapitating an alien and then using it's non-explosive head as a grenade against another alien to cause an explosion?? C'mon, that is legit next level shit.
this genius directors of us always make me proud of turkish cinema (!)
Exactly, my point ☝️😁
bruh he chop an alien in half w a krate chop lol
I want to say there’s a video game that did something like this but I may be wrong
Hollywood has no imagination. They simply redo old ideas. This right here, is true cinema.
"Keep an eye out for you sting ray"
"Yea....see ya!"
😁😁😁😁
That was just awful lol
6:52 GymKata: When the Olympics end, but you lost your passport to go home and are now stuck in another country :D
What a dopy movie that was,I remember seeing it when I was a retard
The guy with bazooka left me spell bound i loved him
0:50 that unknown African film had me in stitches.. man I keep watching it and laughing.
LMAOOOO I died
The final fight scene from "Undefeatable" always makes it to these! Love it!
How is this was called "BAD fighting"? This is outrageous! These are the best fights I've seen!
You must be Turkish then..
@Cenestpasmapersonnalité
Sorry, I don't speak subhuman..
@@Ricardo-cl3vs i love you ! ! !
@Cenestpasmapersonnalité
Are you trying to scare me, kiddo?! Srsly?!? LMFAO 😆 😅 😂 🤣
@@despondent27
And how could you not?! I'm a sweetheart.. 😊
Rock n Roll Nightmare was kind of B grade movie we people used to watch in the midnight on HBO and other English channles like ATN and EL TV in the 90s when cabel was newly introduced in India 🇮🇳🇮🇳good old days 😂
1st fight looked satisfying though, even the punching and kicking sound 🤣🤣
Atleast the first fight didnt have that annoying shaky cam and silly cut for every 1 second
Why did it sound like bullets? 😭
@@tinyblueunicorn7807 cause his hits were like bullets?
0:45 The never ending fight was already hilarious, I can't believe he ended them by blowing at them 😂😂
When the hell did Spider-Man learn Liu Kang’s fireball throwing technique?? 🤔 UNBELIEVABLE
The Spiderman that was too OP to be in No Way Home
The CG on Spiderman didnt match the ambient lighting. Or the angle of the floor, walls etc...
Wasn't it in Harry Potter and the 1-up Mushroom ?
@@yoshinat13 the what
@@internetduck1114 The 1-up Mushroom ? You know, this thing from The Legend of Metroid ?
You know the bad fighting is amazing when no one even comments on the fact that "The Man Who Saved The World" straight-up uses Indiana Jones music
The movie also contains lots of footage from the original Star Wars movie ( hence ''Turkish Star Wars") , it's a mystery to me how they didn't get sued into oblivion by George Lucas back in the day....
If I'm not mistaken, "Turkish Rambo" uses music from Mad Max 2
International copyright probably didn’t exist. Hell it probably still doesn’t. There’s avenger knockoffs that are super recent out there.
8:19 I dare u to count how many grunts are in this scene
54
JimMoriarty I counted like 52
That combo on the first videos
Somebody on the set of those movies: "Okay, who's gonna be our fight choreographer?"
Director: "The what??? Dude, did you just make up words?"
0:13, When you are Bruce Lee's trainer's trainer!
@Iron Mocker Dude, the whole thing is a joke. You think, I seriously meant it 🤦🏻♂️
@Iron Mocker r/whoosh
Apparently, Turkey is a master at battle scenes and famous movie rip-offs.
2:30 the director must loved George Lucas so much by having the film as Turkish Star Wars with Indiana Jones soundtrack 😂
🤣
Saya baru tahu orang Turki, sangat Humoris,, lebih dari pada.. orang,, India, Afrika,, apalagi orang Indonesia,,🤔🐒🤡😸
And to have only one sound channel.So when he hits the bad guy,the music goes mute for the hit.mp3 sfx
Wow! The Man Who Saved the World is so good that it even has Indiana Jones score.
This was the worst thing I’ve ever seen, I loved every second of it.
The actor in Rock n Roll Nightmare deserves extra credit for act the fight while moving the rubber puppets"fighting him".
At least the backing track rules
My life is somehow better for having seen this. I thank you.
The last movie killed me...between legs😂😂😂
5:30 “Oh some innocent people on the first floor!! Let’s blow out the only possible scape out”.
9:39 this is the BEST. Should win an award
😂😂😂
146 grunts
Godzilla: King of the dropkick!
I gotta admit, some of these are actually quite funny. I’ve not laughed so hard from such cheesy fights in a while.
This .... is .... the .... Best .... Ever!
Man, those Turkish sure know how to fight!
HitchHiking Ghost and another and another and another head!
Yeah, i mean, how do you think the ottomans made an empire?
No, Cüneyt Arkın knows. He is a legend in turkey. Am not kidding because I'm Türkish
How DARE you put "Godzilla vs Megalon" on this list!?!?! That movie is a NATIONAL TREASURE!!!! #LongLiveKingZilla
👍👍🏻👍🏼
I know right!!!
Especially that memorable flying drop kick.
100% legit the best Godzilla film
I mean it was the 70's so the fight wasn't as bad
The first scene .. IT NEVER ENDS IT KEEPS GOING !!!
8:49 Even she can't believe she is in this movie.
Zoran Grubic I m not sure she s a woman. Look at his face
LMFAO
Boss Tanaka that’s a woman
Cynthia Rothrock
@@Boss_Tanaka Shes good looking. Stupid