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  • @Chodmunch
    @Chodmunch  Рік тому +25

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    • @ChaossX77
      @ChaossX77 11 місяців тому

      Another lazy unoriginal comment by you with the same bs lie in it. Unbelievable.

    • @michaelbentley5028
      @michaelbentley5028 7 місяців тому

      SICK😮😮

  • @keatonscreations
    @keatonscreations 2 роки тому +885

    The first one is equally so sad and so hilarious. It’s been around for years but no matter how many times I see it I cringe the same every time

  • @saidtoshimaru1832
    @saidtoshimaru1832 2 роки тому +771

    "Your child could have been the next Hitler or Stalin".
    What a fucking monster.

    • @freelanceopportunist559
      @freelanceopportunist559 2 роки тому +120

      Yet Hitler and Stalin were allowed to live

    • @saidtoshimaru1832
      @saidtoshimaru1832 2 роки тому +29

      @@freelanceopportunist559 Well, not Hitler, he wasn't allowed to live by Htiler.

    • @rhet1016
      @rhet1016 2 роки тому +1

      For me that guy's in second place compared to the one at 10:10 lowkey confessing to rape.

    • @GrimmFoxx
      @GrimmFoxx 2 роки тому

      And yet that logic is never applied for them when it comes to abortion either. It’s perfectly fine if “god” kills them though 🤪

    • @realityjester3325
      @realityjester3325 2 роки тому

      well said that baby was a monster. hope god tortured the shit out of it before sending it straight to hell

  • @sarahewson3607
    @sarahewson3607 Рік тому +420

    The old man telling the woman he didn’t rape her was so disturbing. I feel so bad for her.

    • @redauerbach2753
      @redauerbach2753 Рік тому

      Why

    • @nealgrimes4382
      @nealgrimes4382 Рік тому +33

      @@redauerbach2753 because of the implications read,between the lines.

    • @teijaflink2226
      @teijaflink2226 Рік тому

      I wanted to punch that grin out of his face, evil man.

    • @Mlotshaw1
      @Mlotshaw1 Рік тому +22

      Yeah could you imagine what that dude was like to be around when he was younger. He actually gives off a total Vibe of a victimizer manipulator he was probably very scary in his young age

    • @Bazonthebass
      @Bazonthebass Рік тому

      The horrible old bstrd. And he sounds like he's been on the piss earlier.

  • @wilber_nt
    @wilber_nt Рік тому +122

    This dude explaining Gangnam style needs his internet and electricity cut off

    • @maryfreebed9886
      @maryfreebed9886 10 місяців тому +3

      Indeed. Why are people in that condition so fond of those little puzzles? I'd say he should wear a helmet next time he rides his bicycle, but there's nothing in there worth preventing from smashing.

    • @darnellgriffin6005
      @darnellgriffin6005 9 місяців тому +1

      What's his name, so I can check this falsie out.

    • @stevethomas74
      @stevethomas74 6 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣
      If I'm not mistaken, James Cameron-Lite is infamous for his claims of Denver Airport having some sort of Satanic architecture or some shit?

  • @minkie4155
    @minkie4155 2 роки тому +435

    “They use gadgets like bananas!” 🍌🤣 I never thought I’d hear a fruit described as a gadget!

    • @mauriziomoreni1434
      @mauriziomoreni1434 2 роки тому +4

      Poor lady

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 2 роки тому +6

      I mean they can be used as gadgets if you feel the urge and have got nothing else to hand.

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 2 роки тому +12

      Not a gadget per say but I find oranges work great as door stops, to balance a wonky table and paper weights!

    • @criollitoification
      @criollitoification 2 роки тому +4

      I have never seen a natural carrot or banana shaken as if it's oscillating from one hemisphere to the other! So I'm as suspicious of these alleged fruit and veg props as I am of these men professing their own righteousness

    • @lukedavis436
      @lukedavis436 Рік тому +1

      Of course... I own the most advanced 2022 Model Bluetooth, 4K enhanced Quad core. 8 cylinder sirius XM enabled WiFi certified Banana.

  • @WoahWyvernWow
    @WoahWyvernWow 2 роки тому +938

    Never understood why religious people were so obsessed with other peoples sex lives

    • @MrZer000
      @MrZer000 2 роки тому +104

      or why other people feel the need to make sure i know what shit they are into, by literally blocking streets to have parades...

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 2 роки тому

      Because they're sexually repressed and jealous other people get to freely partake in sex.

    • @miketaverner4451
      @miketaverner4451 2 роки тому +97

      Probably because they don't have one themselves

    • @VolatileHunter2
      @VolatileHunter2 2 роки тому +23

      Honestly being religious and gay. I do not understand that shit either. But hey, can't really say, oh I'm gay I can't pray to God because people said I was the devil. Bruh hahahaah that won't hold up in God's court.

    • @APPEALtoFEAR
      @APPEALtoFEAR 2 роки тому +36

      @@VolatileHunter2 I'm not religious (or gay) myself , but you're 100% right.
      I've never understood why people are so bothered by someone's sexuality. A tiny part of someone's life that you're not even (or shouldn't be unless it's something you feel comfortable talking about) privy to.
      What does it matter? Because someone just so happens to have sex with the same sex? An extremely small portion of someone's life? You could live your life exactly like you have and be straight, but if you're not straight , all of a sudden it's a big deal, even if you lived the exact same way you do now?
      I hope I've explained what I meant clearly, it's something I've thought alot about , but wasn't sure how to express that thought.
      It's fuckin' creepy that people are even concerned about stuff like that.

  • @demorialowe291
    @demorialowe291 Рік тому +44

    “He puts the hand, *DEEPER* ”😂😂

  • @imreadydoctor
    @imreadydoctor Рік тому +218

    That one guy going ballistic on his wife for making a small joke is absolutely depressing. He's abusive, and everyone in the crowd just accepts it.

    • @grouchingtiger
      @grouchingtiger Рік тому +25

      He def beats her.

    • @MinecraftMartin
      @MinecraftMartin Рік тому

      He's really a disgusting evil dude. I'm telling ya. If you're religious, you're either a gullible idiot, you're evil and love using it as a way to control others or both.

    • @teijaflink2226
      @teijaflink2226 Рік тому +18

      I just can't stand small men like this.

    • @delano62
      @delano62 Рік тому

      Because God says it's the way.
      Well fuck that shit. And him. And them.

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 6 місяців тому

      @@teijaflink2226that’s a strange thing to say

  • @Blazingarrow8
    @Blazingarrow8 2 роки тому +873

    Holy shit man. Can u imagine telling someone their baby died cause God knew they’d become a serial killer?

    • @charitysghost1207
      @charitysghost1207 2 роки тому

      I'd probably kick their ass.

    • @klcisthebest1
      @klcisthebest1 2 роки тому

      I don't know for sure if there is a “Heaven” or “Hell” but that man deserves an eternity of torture and pain beyond imagination!

    • @Xunkun
      @Xunkun 2 роки тому +1

      Supposedly, this god killed their baby because he knew they'd grow up to be Hitler, Dahmer, or Stalin..... then how'd Yaweh let Hitler, Dahmer and Stalin grow up in the first place?

    • @DM-mj8nr
      @DM-mj8nr 2 роки тому

      plus, i guess god dropped the ball by allowing baby hitler to live?

    • @AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV
      @AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV 2 роки тому

      It's crazy. And why didn't YHWH kill Hitler and friends? In fact didn't Hitler's mom get talked out of having an abortion???

  • @mpumelelogumede6557
    @mpumelelogumede6557 2 роки тому +451

    😂😂😂 "Gangnam Style reveals more about the Anti-Christ than the bible" 🤣🤣🤣 This is the same guy who made equally absurd claims about Call Me Maybe. Give me a break!

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 2 роки тому +50

      Best part is that Gangnam is a rich area in Korea,.. The whole song is making fun of rich socialites. 🤣

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 2 роки тому +31

      "Gagnam"
      He didn't even spell it correctly, and then went on to claim it means "gangland"! Why do people fall for this nonsense?!

    • @mpumelelogumede6557
      @mpumelelogumede6557 2 роки тому +14

      @@davel9514 His translation is comedy gold. I had an intense fit of uncontrolable giggles.

    • @mpumelelogumede6557
      @mpumelelogumede6557 2 роки тому +9

      @@MeCooper And he translated it into "gangland". The guy's killing me...😆🤣😂

    • @freelanceopportunist559
      @freelanceopportunist559 2 роки тому +7

      The bible is so much bollocks he might have a point

  • @AzamaraSehki
    @AzamaraSehki Рік тому +80

    After the guy says they "lick anus like ice cream" and demonstrating, the cut away to the woman looking intrigued and interested like something had just awakened was the best part. 😂

  • @PrettyMiyaw19159
    @PrettyMiyaw19159 Рік тому +67

    first one was fucking hilarious. The wife’s facial expressions; and the father’s explanation as to why he had sex with her made me hysterical. 💀

    • @albertbresca8904
      @albertbresca8904 Рік тому +12

      yeh sad... using god as justification for his having repeatedly sec with his son's wife.....
      just hard to fathom how he can stand to be in the same room as his dad....

    • @razony
      @razony 2 місяці тому

      I loved her look. 😮

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano 2 роки тому +591

    I remember seeing that first part somewhere, and I _love_ the comedic timing of the cuts to the son just leaning his head against the wall. I laugh every time.

    • @brandonparamore8300
      @brandonparamore8300 2 роки тому +71

      It's like an episode of The Office 😂😂😂

    • @st1rjool
      @st1rjool 2 роки тому +9

      @@brandonparamore8300 haha yes totally 🤣

    • @bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008
      @bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008 2 роки тому +38

      And the cut to the news report about his arrest 🤣🤣

    • @jonathanbethards3689
      @jonathanbethards3689 2 роки тому

      Poor bastard

    • @350zKingz
      @350zKingz 2 роки тому +1

      The whole documentary is worth checking out. For some reason this doomsday cult let this filmmaker into their compound and the guy just takes them to task at every corner. It's called the End of the World Cult.

  • @DokkaChapman
    @DokkaChapman 2 роки тому +2092

    For a guy who claims that homosexuality is wrong in Africa he sure knows a lot of the ins and outs of the practice... excuse my pun.

    • @mariemay1953
      @mariemay1953 2 роки тому

      He did A HELL of a lot of research on pornhub

    • @Dewsta26
      @Dewsta26 2 роки тому +219

      Guy has done a loooot of research 🙂

    • @migglemaggle9500
      @migglemaggle9500 2 роки тому +28

      Good pun!

    • @vintage1950
      @vintage1950 2 роки тому +38

      @@Dewsta26 throughly 😂

    • @Dr_JSH
      @Dr_JSH 2 роки тому +57

      "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
      - William Shakespeare

  • @trevormoore6926
    @trevormoore6926 Рік тому +21

    "Like Ice-cream." I spit my drink all over the screen 😂😂😂😂

  • @AdventistHomemaker
    @AdventistHomemaker Рік тому +51

    Those poor children being thrown from those roofs. Ugh that makes me so sad and upset.

    • @DevilNeverKnows
      @DevilNeverKnows Рік тому +1

      Technically they're not being thrown lmao

    • @kendrahall5902
      @kendrahall5902 Рік тому +3

      Bro I almost had a heart attack

    • @youarelife3437
      @youarelife3437 6 місяців тому

      yeah that's when I realized I didn't want this to be a religious fail video cuz then I was expecting a child dying or injured. that would have been sad. India is a pretty f'kd up place.

    • @user-ft1ok2fm5o
      @user-ft1ok2fm5o 2 місяці тому +3

      And somehow that's like the least fucked up thing in this video

    • @taquitobandito6054
      @taquitobandito6054 10 днів тому

      What do you expect from India? They literally have sex with their own kids. Disgusting.

  • @conanedigawa9860
    @conanedigawa9860 2 роки тому +251

    Bro! Some of these need warnings. Nearly choked on my donut from laughing after hearing man justify three-year-olds death by calling him a possible future Adolf Hitler

    • @TracyA123
      @TracyA123 2 роки тому +5

      I know right?!?😂😂😂😂

    • @bwright7503
      @bwright7503 2 роки тому +21

      Yeah, that was a pretty lame excuse. God let Hitler and Stalin live but not that baby!

    • @lisakobar7439
      @lisakobar7439 2 роки тому +3

      Oh and of course, the fisting education!!

    • @malcolmhodnett8874
      @malcolmhodnett8874 Рік тому

      @@bwright7503 yeah man fuck that baby
      - God probably

  • @mijajajaja
    @mijajajaja 2 роки тому +268

    I love the dudes taking notes at the anti-gay meeting. "Oh okay.....so they eat the poo poo you say? I better write that down"

    • @mickeydill3608
      @mickeydill3608 2 роки тому +13

      😂 I was wondering who the presentation was for. Are there reporters there?

    • @rashawngreen
      @rashawngreen Рік тому +2

      😂 😂 😂 OMG I am cracking up over here. Wonderful

    • @meccamitchell6481
      @meccamitchell6481 Рік тому +2

      💀🤣

  • @AbduCola
    @AbduCola Рік тому +82

    "Your child could grow up to be the next Hitler, Stalin, or God forbid Pat Robertson"

    • @germanshepherd6638
      @germanshepherd6638 9 місяців тому +2

      That baby must have been Thanos.

    • @NewStarConstellation
      @NewStarConstellation 3 місяці тому

      Shows only his lack of knowledge of the Bible, of God and Jesus.
      The only correct answer would have been "I do not know why" unless God or Jesus would have clued him in.
      Speculation is not helping at all and tends to confuse people instead of giving them faith and strenght and hope.

    • @urmomma2688
      @urmomma2688 27 днів тому

      @@NewStarConstellation Can you stop copy pasting the same stuff we see in the video like 2 seconds before he answers?

  • @ChantingInTheDark
    @ChantingInTheDark Рік тому +7

    6:46 - The guy on the left, his notes: "Eat da poo poo"

  • @naomistar87
    @naomistar87 2 роки тому +352

    I absolutely love this channel, I couldn't believe this notification popped up on my phone today 😂

    • @TheChocolatlova
      @TheChocolatlova 2 роки тому +2

      Right! I rushed to watch it!😊

    • @michaels.330
      @michaels.330 2 роки тому

      "We ask Barrack Obama is this what he wants to bring over to Africa? To eat the poo poo?"

    • @therealityofitall4819
      @therealityofitall4819 2 роки тому +2

      I'm just now getting it.. But I'm glad I did... 😂😂

    • @naomistar87
      @naomistar87 2 роки тому

      @@therealityofitall4819 I'm so glad u did too🤣🤣👍🏽

    • @andrewk2625
      @andrewk2625 2 роки тому +1

      I read this as "...notification pooped up..." 🤣

  • @GoRicky15
    @GoRicky15 2 роки тому +303

    "I did research on them eating poo poo" this is the most elaborate cover for getting caught watching gay porn I've ever heard of.

  • @BladeEdge121212
    @BladeEdge121212 Рік тому +72

    This dude can literally pull "Satanic"crap out of any and every sentence. Amazing.

    • @Kiryu_Zero940
      @Kiryu_Zero940 Рік тому

      Which one you talkin' about

    • @TheDarkDutchman
      @TheDarkDutchman Рік тому

      Which one?

    • @prasanjeetnayak8253
      @prasanjeetnayak8253 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Kiryu_Zero940the old man talking about gangnam style

    • @Kiryu_Zero940
      @Kiryu_Zero940 Рік тому

      @@prasanjeetnayak8253 is he stupid Gangnam style is based off a country in Korea

    • @taquitobandito6054
      @taquitobandito6054 10 днів тому

      That guys a legend 🤣🤣🤣 he’s obviously trolling for his fans

  • @III-VI
    @III-VI Рік тому +8

    Open gangland style 😂😂 i died

  • @Sam-yr8ls
    @Sam-yr8ls 2 роки тому +284

    *My dad had a revelation from God and had intercourse with my wife*
    Son's wife: 😏

    • @Jedimastob1
      @Jedimastob1 2 роки тому +42

      It's even worse when the father TELLS the interviewer that they can answer themselves as to why the consummation happened more than once. Absolutely disgusting.

    • @briandaniel1954
      @briandaniel1954 2 роки тому +9

      All in the Family🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @crypastesomemore8348
      @crypastesomemore8348 Рік тому +7

      @@Jedimastob1 what was he implying? That the wife liked it and wanted to do it again?

    • @talyahr3302
      @talyahr3302 Рік тому +3

      The way the son was hanging his head against the wall 😅😅

    • @happygolucky6
      @happygolucky6 Рік тому

      😒

  • @desireegeorge9522
    @desireegeorge9522 2 роки тому +230

    @7:03 “I’ve done my research” …the way he’s presenting his research is killing me 💀

    • @xoxo1700s
      @xoxo1700s 2 роки тому +19

      Poo poo 💩😂

    • @thenekozombie4316
      @thenekozombie4316 2 роки тому +11

      HE IS POO POOING

    • @The_Lord_Of_The_Rims
      @The_Lord_Of_The_Rims 2 роки тому +17

      And fisting let's not forget the fisting

    • @thenekozombie4316
      @thenekozombie4316 2 роки тому +25

      @@The_Lord_Of_The_Rims I feel like he’s had ‘personal experience’ from how much he talks about it lmao

    • @michaels.330
      @michaels.330 2 роки тому

      "We ask Barrack Obama is this what he wants to bring over to Africa? To eat the poo poo?"

  • @Yatterman_1
    @Yatterman_1 Рік тому +13

    10:05 That was the most uncomfortable moment I’ve ever seen or heard in me entire life. It haunts me

  • @camilabertolini5050
    @camilabertolini5050 2 роки тому +30

    "You see, the reason god let your baby die is because he could've been Hitler, y'know, the guy that actually survived his childhood and went forth to do terrible things, clearly demonstrating that god did indeed let him live and therefore destroying my entire argument."

    • @andersdondes4748
      @andersdondes4748 9 днів тому

      Yet somehow, several dictators have survived. Moron should be a seperate religion. 😂

  • @filmsforsmartpeople3587
    @filmsforsmartpeople3587 2 роки тому +97

    "Now, let us all watch for hours in great detail what these homosexuals do!"

  • @Captain-Cosmo
    @Captain-Cosmo 9 місяців тому +4

    When you believe that the voice in your head is a god talking to you, the sky's the limit.

  • @nikolasdemoulin8093
    @nikolasdemoulin8093 Рік тому +5

    That one African fella saying “I have dune reesarch!” Before pulling up his laptop packed full of GBs of gay porn will never not be funny. It’s just research, guys.

  • @thomasflanagan505
    @thomasflanagan505 2 роки тому +89

    "Why was it necessary to consumate more than once?" Perfect question.

    • @yoongis_garden
      @yoongis_garden 2 роки тому +19

      “Can’t you answer that yourself?”

    • @elessar5848
      @elessar5848 6 місяців тому

      ​@@yoongis_gardenbecause the lord made me horny?

    • @Rockstopmotion
      @Rockstopmotion 3 місяці тому

      😎

  • @CollagenExpert
    @CollagenExpert 2 роки тому +179

    I like how the African dude uses fetishes that are often seen within straight couples too 😭

  • @PrettyMiyaw19159
    @PrettyMiyaw19159 Рік тому +7

    The other people on the panel were flabbergasted when he started talking about FISTING!! 😂

  • @spinespindle9872
    @spinespindle9872 Рік тому +11

    I literally had stomach cramps watching that old hillbilly at 9:23😂😂🤣🤣

  • @themspicybeans
    @themspicybeans 2 роки тому +145

    The old dude towards the end is creepy as hell

    • @kmsallfoknday7022
      @kmsallfoknday7022 2 роки тому +40

      SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK. SOMEONE HELP THAT LADY

    • @HellaQuinn
      @HellaQuinn 2 роки тому +18

      They're all creepy AF

    • @sabir1208
      @sabir1208 2 роки тому +18

      On God, he was aggressive asf

    • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
      @oliverholmes-gunning5372 2 роки тому +11

      I kind of want context, and at the same time I'm afraid to know...

    • @shadow.walker777
      @shadow.walker777 2 роки тому

      That old bastard definitely sexually assaulted that poor woman 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😡💯

  • @IntergalacticSpaceKitten
    @IntergalacticSpaceKitten 2 роки тому +1396

    I can't stop laughing my ass off everytime he says "DA POO-POO".
    A lot oh hatefulness is rooted in ignorance.

    • @eggheadusa9900
      @eggheadusa9900 2 роки тому +57

      It’s true tho

    • @BlackestEyes709
      @BlackestEyes709 2 роки тому +40

      XD i'm laughing at he's research

    • @gwen878
      @gwen878 2 роки тому +13

      it’s literally laughable

    • @TracyA123
      @TracyA123 2 роки тому +5

      It's so good!😂😂😂😂👍

    • @jackhughes1741
      @jackhughes1741 2 роки тому

      Guy, just accept it and eat the poo poo. Enough said.

  • @buckchoppers2480
    @buckchoppers2480 Рік тому +7

    We should have left all this religious nonsense behind us millennia ago.

  • @2nerC9
    @2nerC9 Рік тому +17

    Dude I could not stop laughing at the Ugandan Pastor omg that was one the funniest things I have ever watched got me literally crying from laughing my cheeks hurt 😂😂😂

  • @timgallagher9229
    @timgallagher9229 2 роки тому +417

    Thank God we live in the time we do, where we can see through all these dummies and their claims

    • @adamhearts9195
      @adamhearts9195 2 роки тому +38

      Lmfao,, don't speak for everyone

    • @Dewsta26
      @Dewsta26 2 роки тому +17

      @@adamhearts9195 lolol, ikr, we've more dummies than ever nowadays!

    • @migglemaggle9500
      @migglemaggle9500 2 роки тому +20

      A lot of people don’t. 😞

    • @uschly
      @uschly 2 роки тому +6

      Which is even more tragic. Tools are making information circulate faster. And judgement is as quick. People are suffering like they always were, mostly because of themselves.

    • @AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV
      @AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV 2 роки тому +2

      *SOME of us can see through
      ...sadly

  • @klcisthebest1
    @klcisthebest1 2 роки тому +139

    “Why are you gay?!..” and “Eating the pooh-pooh..” had me 💀as hell!!

  • @k45207
    @k45207 2 роки тому +13

    6:49 I love the dude taking notes right here 😂😂

  • @monopolybillionaire5027
    @monopolybillionaire5027 Рік тому +4

    People make there own rules and laws in religion, like that rape was considered "astonishing" pure disgusting people use religion to do this stuff.

  • @monicapyle
    @monicapyle 2 роки тому +174

    "Why would God let my baby die"
    "he was going to be the next Ted Bundy"

    • @BeeLZBeeb
      @BeeLZBeeb 2 роки тому +23

      My jaw hit the floor when he said all that

    • @monicapyle
      @monicapyle 2 роки тому +27

      @@BeeLZBeeb Mine too. I can't imagine someone crying to me about their dying infant and to be so callous to tell them their baby deserved to die because they were going to grow up to be a murderer.

    • @BeeLZBeeb
      @BeeLZBeeb 2 роки тому +10

      @@monicapyle IKR, such an awful, hurtful thing to try and impose on the poor mother

    • @BlackestEyes709
      @BlackestEyes709 2 роки тому +4

      Speaking of Ted Bundy the 1st clip the guy looks like Ted Bundy with a beard lol

    • @monicapyle
      @monicapyle 2 роки тому

      @@BlackestEyes709 lol that's Wayne Bent

  • @davel9514
    @davel9514 2 роки тому +200

    These people are OBSESSED with what people do in the privacy of their own bedrooms!

    • @APPEALtoFEAR
      @APPEALtoFEAR 2 роки тому +24

      Pretty creepy , isn't it?

    • @StandOnGuard4Thee
      @StandOnGuard4Thee Рік тому

      Kinda like pro vaxxers who are obsessed what other free people put in their bodies

    • @volpeverde6441
      @volpeverde6441 Рік тому

      RELIGIOUS people dare NOT....have SEX for FEAR of God buggering them as punishment in the afterlife....so they become FIXATED with what other people treat as 'natural' ....

    • @GabrielAKAFinn
      @GabrielAKAFinn Рік тому

      And who's paying for your public superspreader AIDS treatment? Oh right, it's us. Not very private is it?

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 Рік тому +1

      🥴

  • @k45207
    @k45207 2 роки тому +5

    1:48 omg this dudes smile is one of the creepiest things I’ve seen lol

  • @e-hr5314
    @e-hr5314 Рік тому +2

    6:40 "like ice cream" LOL

  • @bert.hbuysse5569
    @bert.hbuysse5569 2 роки тому +38

    "And I was in pain...and I started seeing that the consumation with Christinia was imminent and I was going to have to do that"
    Wait what.

  • @fireandcopper
    @fireandcopper 2 роки тому +40

    "I've taken time to do research"
    Hmmm suspicious

  • @poopymcpoopchute
    @poopymcpoopchute Рік тому +2

    7:00
    thought he was gonna say " it was so painful i had to take drugs"

  • @timothyevo
    @timothyevo 2 роки тому +14

    These kind of beliefs and actions cause tremendous harm. It causes self-hatred, sexual representation, self-denial and puts people in a position to be taken advantage of.
    That said, if you can start to abandon this type of thinking yourself, while also realizing that these people are either brainwashed, willfully ignorant or malicious, then you can step back and see how utterly hilarious this all is. It's like a Saturday Night Live sketch. It's ridiculous beyond belief. Literally beyond any belief.

  • @Hamartia64
    @Hamartia64 2 роки тому +16

    I’m sorry, but those clips from Africa…do they just pretend that kinky straight relationships don’t exist???

  • @katthefantastic
    @katthefantastic 2 роки тому +53

    No injuries were ever reported. Except for the outrageous mental injury each poor baby is left with! WTF

  • @collision1447
    @collision1447 Рік тому +2

    7:12 love how the folks are either confused or think it's some comedy skit jaja

  • @stewmclean627
    @stewmclean627 17 днів тому

    Fantastic! I've been looking for birthday party ideas for my son's first. If I gather correctly it looks like a simple 2 step:
    1. Shake baby
    2. Drop baby
    He's gonna love it!

  • @parkour.11parkour58
    @parkour.11parkour58 2 роки тому +62

    "An*s licking, where a man An*s is licked like ice-cream"
    Loool

    • @quae323
      @quae323 2 роки тому +12

      He even giving demonstrations🤣

  • @ic1815
    @ic1815 2 роки тому +123

    “eat the poopoo” is so preposterously funny

  • @navneetburagohain4333
    @navneetburagohain4333 Рік тому +2

    I love that African interview, "why are you gay?" 😂😂😂

  • @fan48bnk
    @fan48bnk Рік тому +8

    The Gangnam style one cracked me up. Man used something worse than google translate.

  • @ManateeMaiden
    @ManateeMaiden 2 роки тому +87

    Homeboy preaching like he never fantasized about eating “da pupu”

    • @teddylumidi
      @teddylumidi Рік тому

      You guys fantasize about eating pupu?

    • @ManateeMaiden
      @ManateeMaiden Рік тому +5

      @@teddylumidi lmao I didn’t say that, I was saying he looks like he fantasized about da pupu

  • @Nkomazi
    @Nkomazi 2 роки тому +195

    Interviewer: "was it necessary to consumate more than once?"
    Messiah: "could you not answer it yourself? 🤣"🤣

    • @z4rkenny
      @z4rkenny 2 роки тому

      😉

    • @joerivandeweyer3056
      @joerivandeweyer3056 2 роки тому +5

      this must be from a show right? can't be real right?
      feels like a mystery written by Ubisoft in AC Valhalla

    • @gregmcgregginton574
      @gregmcgregginton574 2 роки тому

      Ehehehehe we sure can 😏

    • @Kamal-ju6qx
      @Kamal-ju6qx Рік тому +1

      @@joerivandeweyer3056 it's real he is now in jail

    • @mikefoster6018
      @mikefoster6018 Рік тому

      The second cumming.

  • @Noob-ng1of
    @Noob-ng1of Рік тому +4

    The African one was fkin hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @matty8952
    @matty8952 Рік тому +3

    Dude said Gangum Style is a message from God LMAO

  • @bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008
    @bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008 2 роки тому +95

    The demonstration on how to eat Poo-Poo is enlightening and informative.

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 2 роки тому +550

    It’s crazy to think how much religion holds back critical thinking and education while praising delusional behavior.

    • @jonathanmarak5226
      @jonathanmarak5226 2 роки тому +18

      education was invented by religion. Did you failed in history?

    • @robthebob4586
      @robthebob4586 2 роки тому +19

      It’s crazy how much you disregard all religion when a few people try to corrupt yours.

    • @Sahiyena11
      @Sahiyena11 2 роки тому +64

      @@jonathanmarak5226 Did you failed in English?

    • @Sahiyena11
      @Sahiyena11 2 роки тому +39

      Oh? What's so crazy about tossing babies off a 50 ft roof in the name of fake men in the sky? Seems perfectly rational to me.

    • @jonathanmarak5226
      @jonathanmarak5226 2 роки тому +2

      @@Sahiyena11 don't speak broken english

  • @fireemblemistrash75
    @fireemblemistrash75 Рік тому +5

    I gotta be honest that Ugandan dude’s preaching made me laugh my ass off

  • @hh1376
    @hh1376 11 місяців тому +2

    7:45 my headphones disconnected in public... thanks

  • @Emily-the_funny_guys
    @Emily-the_funny_guys 2 роки тому +46

    The African poopoo man is hilarious! 😆😂😄

  • @10amSanta
    @10amSanta 2 роки тому +32

    That Ugandan pastor was REALLY into reenacting/showing those pictures hahaha I don't think he's all on the 'straight' and narrow ;)

  • @thisisengland3503
    @thisisengland3503 Рік тому +3

    Imagine if he’s actually right about gangnam style 😂

  • @danielsaldanha1520
    @danielsaldanha1520 2 роки тому +42

    "eat the poopoo"
    I almost spit my juice because of this

  • @twold4this
    @twold4this 2 роки тому +148

    It is great to see both Hindus and Muslims - in spite of their differences - being united in the need to throw children from a roof and into a waiting sheet.
    There's a definite *poo-poo* obsession going on here... a case of *they protesteth too much* in my opinion.

    • @TracyA123
      @TracyA123 2 роки тому +3

      ROFLMAO

    • @robthebob4586
      @robthebob4586 2 роки тому

      Yeah that ain’t it Islamic tradition, they’ve made that up for their own twisted ways.

    • @deechonada
      @deechonada 2 роки тому

      lol i was wondering how its a religious belief if both Hindus and Muslims have been doing it for 700 years

    • @robthebob4586
      @robthebob4586 2 роки тому +6

      @@deechonada They havent though, at least not the Muslims. that's not anywhere in the religion. That is a specific cultural thing of those specific people.

    • @deechonada
      @deechonada 2 роки тому

      @@robthebob4586 yeah i know, I'm Muslim thats why i was thinking uhhh what is this

  • @careywolfe4559
    @careywolfe4559 Рік тому +1

    The fact that these people exist is the reason i am an atheist.

  • @kneel1
    @kneel1 Рік тому +2

    LOL the Ugandan guy had me rollin

  • @KeytarKris
    @KeytarKris 2 роки тому +51

    Wow I guess when I was a believer I was doing it wrong! God never told me to take advantage of a young girl and use him as an excuse. 🤷‍♂️

    • @migglemaggle9500
      @migglemaggle9500 2 роки тому +2

      That’s sick.

    • @KeytarKris
      @KeytarKris 2 роки тому +10

      @@migglemaggle9500 yes it is, and I’m glad I’m not a person of faith who abuses others whilst claiming god told me so

    • @KeytarKris
      @KeytarKris 2 роки тому

      @@Jenny-uu8tf religious extremists use god as an excuse to do all their crimes against their fellow man. Religion can be destructive when unchecked or verified

    • @migglemaggle9500
      @migglemaggle9500 2 роки тому

      @@Jenny-uu8tf exactly

    • @shadow.walker777
      @shadow.walker777 2 роки тому +4

      Ikr, makes me feel real dumb 🤡 to have once subscribed to religion, but then again, I was born into it so to speak 🤷‍♀️

  • @astronomicalreason9807
    @astronomicalreason9807 2 роки тому +25

    If I ever sleep with another man's wife I'm going to try the God made me do it defense.

  • @PumaLyn
    @PumaLyn Рік тому +2

    The "overseer" must have been the one who supplied the barbiturates. 🥴

  • @charlietwotimes
    @charlietwotimes 3 місяці тому +2

    'He could grow up to be Stalin, he could grow up to be Hitler.." < both people God let grow up btw.

  • @panandscan4941
    @panandscan4941 2 роки тому +25

    The 700 Club clip made me so angry and disgusted that I had to peace out of the video.

    • @akusuaakoto6702
      @akusuaakoto6702 2 роки тому +6

      Right ? Like one could argue if God can allow a child to die for fear that that child will grow up to be a Stalin Hitler or Bundy then why didn't God allow for Stalin, Hitler and Bundy to die when they were babies ?
      Make it make sense in regards to this so-called mercy of God's 😂

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 2 роки тому +4

      @@akusuaakoto6702 These are the same people who think who think the reason for America's gun violence is that people have lost their way with god!

  • @34stzoo
    @34stzoo 2 роки тому +14

    And these people have the right to vote! WTF!!!

  • @meccamitchell6481
    @meccamitchell6481 Рік тому +1

    "Eat the poo poo!" I can't believe they are taking notes 😮😂
    "They use bananas, they use carrots!"
    "Why are u gay?"
    "Gangnam Style" 😂
    I'm screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank u for the laugh 🤣😢

  • @darklordojeda
    @darklordojeda Рік тому +2

    Lol, the guy saying the baby died because it could have grown up to be Hitler or Stalin or a serial killer. So how did Hitler, Staling and serial killers deceive God into allowing them to live?

  • @UsagiRebel
    @UsagiRebel 2 роки тому +74

    The man going over lyrics reminds me of my super religious southern Baptist grandma who use to play my mom/her siblings records backwards and our cassette tapes backwards to show us Satan's message was in the music.

    • @nikkilynn4000
      @nikkilynn4000 2 роки тому +11

      My Memaw told me I was going to hell when I was 8 because I liked Britney Spears.
      Plot twist : I'm Native American.

    • @UsagiRebel
      @UsagiRebel 2 роки тому +3

      @@nikkilynn4000 my grandma was that person 😅 but I don't have the plot twist card 🤣🤣

    • @nikkilynn4000
      @nikkilynn4000 2 роки тому +4

      @@UsagiRebel Most don't. That's okay lol. It's just incredibly ironic to me.

    • @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink
      @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink 2 роки тому +4

      Lmao I’m sorry but my grand father was like that. He was a religious nut. Prob why my parents and I aren’t religious. Our grand parents ruined it for everyone lol.

    • @UsagiRebel
      @UsagiRebel 2 роки тому +4

      @@IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink 😂😂😂 so true, my mom wasn't religious and my kids aren't religious either.

  • @MrMo-zf4ul
    @MrMo-zf4ul 2 роки тому +165

    The Ugandan preacher stuff may sound funny but the effects it has translates into some pretty dark stuff for LGBT people in Uganda.

    • @DieEineMieze
      @DieEineMieze Рік тому

      do you participate in anol licking? Tell me, do you want to bring this to Uganda? Obama wants to bomb me! DEEPA

    • @timgallagher9229
      @timgallagher9229 Рік тому +3

      That's a fair insight I'm sure

    • @slaythembeforeme
      @slaythembeforeme Рік тому +15

      Couldn't be darker than da poo poo is

    • @johnnyceagles
      @johnnyceagles Рік тому +3

      Darker than homosexuality? Some cultures try to avoid praising evil, where as other praise evil and denounce good. The ugandans are something else with how they explain themselves though for sure

    • @solarflora
      @solarflora Рік тому +8

      ​@@johnnyceagles how is homosexuality "dark"?

  • @Poogs
    @Poogs Рік тому +2

    What’s wrong with 6:15?

  • @chris7921
    @chris7921 2 місяці тому +1

    7:38 is like a dubbed over comedy 😂😂

  • @ladymariej4156
    @ladymariej4156 2 роки тому +16

    " They use bananas, they use carrots🥕" 🤣🤣

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 Рік тому +2

      how does he know? very SUS 👀

  • @danthefan28
    @danthefan28 2 роки тому +12

    9:14 That's a very wobbly carrot.

  • @addrac9208
    @addrac9208 Рік тому +1

    "So we ask other people what they think."
    "I see a light."

  • @GabePickles3837
    @GabePickles3837 Рік тому +4

    I’ve always loved the “eat da poo poo” one! I know, it’s super homophobic, but the pure ignorance and the whole emphasis on eating poo-poo just kills me. XD
    Sigh, I have such an immature sense of humor.

    • @MALEXI10
      @MALEXI10 Рік тому

      Eating poo is disgusting. You shouldn't be afraid of being "homophobic" when ones sexuality doesn't determine your interest.

  • @stradag21
    @stradag21 2 роки тому +71

    This channel is criminally underrated!!!! LONG LIVE CHODMUNCH!!!!!!!!!💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

  • @monicapyle
    @monicapyle 2 роки тому +14

    7:50 "DEEPAH!" lol

  • @f804.de.ruyter
    @f804.de.ruyter 2 роки тому +2

    We asked unsuspected ppl what they think : i see a Light..
    Ledgend

  • @strongindependentblackwoma1887

    3:18 "in the background we see what looks like a beach."
    LMAO but that's a beach.

  • @andreasniedam9945
    @andreasniedam9945 2 роки тому +28

    And now the real bummer: There are people out there actually believing this crap for real.
    We are all doomed.

  • @benvallentine7197
    @benvallentine7197 2 роки тому +9

    Gangnam is an affluent city in South Korea, and the song is based on the residents loosening up and partying.

  • @jaycep187
    @jaycep187 Рік тому +2

    I was so drawn on the pain of the son hearing about what his dad did....till 1:55 "Dick Knipfing" had his name flash randomly to lighten the mood 😂

  • @ericmgarrison
    @ericmgarrison 2 роки тому +2

    Religion makes intelligent beings smirk.

  • @danthefan28
    @danthefan28 2 роки тому +30

    I like to imagine that at least one of those kids dropped from the church will grow up to become an astronaut, like they never got over it and decided to go to space.