Violently Evading Taxes As Insurrectionists | Arma 3 Halo

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
  • After years of supposed tyrannical rule on a back water jungle planet, a group of rebels link up with the URF in order to attempt an overthrow of the planet's local defense force. The militia and the URF have to fight to regroup before moving on to capture a UNSC battle frigate in port. This operation also turned into one where the vehicles wanted to be aircraft.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 317

  • @MrMonkey11
    @MrMonkey11 3 роки тому +1937

    the halo music at the end with the forklift just slowly driving away with the ship was just iconic definitely remember that from the games.

    • @Cylus024
      @Cylus024 3 роки тому +100

      Was that before or after the Chief fought off the IRS?

    • @grantbybee1425
      @grantbybee1425 3 роки тому +21

      I want to do that in a halo game and just "steal a god dammit space ship with a weak as hell forklift" 😆

    • @jimmybobbertjoseph4370
      @jimmybobbertjoseph4370 3 роки тому +23

      One Man, one forklift, and a will to pick up a galactic space ship. Can it be done? Well if bees can somehow fly even though proportionally their wings are too small for their bodies, then ARMA SAYS YES WE CAN!! Good movie trailer rightv

    • @DeltaDanner
      @DeltaDanner Рік тому

      Colonial Media: Look! Aliens!

    • @Tyrantlizard127
      @Tyrantlizard127 Рік тому

      God, it's so stupid, but so goddamn funny!

  • @IansMentalOmega
    @IansMentalOmega 3 роки тому +1523

    Human Colonies: "We are no longer paying taxes to you."
    Earth: ".... Send in the Ultra-Violent Genetically Modified Cyborg Repo Men!"
    Human Colonies: "The *what*?"
    Spartans: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter 3 роки тому +98

      "Why do you even HAVE those?!"
      "For just such an occasion, Larry, for just such an occasion!"

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 3 роки тому +70

      @@POTUSJimmyCarter febuary 11th 2525
      everbody: THANK GOD FOR THE Ultra-Violent Genetically Modified Cyborg Repo Men!

    • @floridaball4896
      @floridaball4896 3 роки тому +21

      @@tatotaytoman5934 Praise the violent savior

    • @ethanadams1999
      @ethanadams1999 2 роки тому +28

      Earth: where do you think your tax money been going too? Better healthcare?

    • @fjnordthedwarf4004
      @fjnordthedwarf4004 2 роки тому +1

      @@ethanadams1999 I love how this implies that the UNSC has been Simcity min-maxing income this whole time and only ever reinvesting into a. Villas for the wealthy and b. Progressively more violent and overfunded IRS agents, to the point where the IRS has *replaced the military*

  • @caseywilson5
    @caseywilson5 3 роки тому +957

    Ah yes, the ultimate weapon, THE MIGHTY FORKLIFT! Apparently able to carry a starship. Cool.

    • @stubbsie1038
      @stubbsie1038 3 роки тому +14

      escorting them was not easy

    • @bigboy29447
      @bigboy29447 3 роки тому +20

      The only reason he was able to was because he was forklift certified

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +11

      @@bigboy29447 Unlike Noble Team, who could never figure out how to operate the fork.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Рік тому

      @Countryhuman.federation I think you are misunderstanding. They could always be driven, but the fork has no use. As far as I can find, that never changed in MCC.

  • @RubixRaptor
    @RubixRaptor  3 роки тому +616

    Once again the vehicles in this mission decided to not follow Newtonian physics so there was quite a few car crashes that sent people in the low orbit. Though I guess it's more fun that way huh? Hope you guys enjoy!

    • @cucadefrijoles735
      @cucadefrijoles735 3 роки тому +3

      Every waking day. I always look forward to how badly y’all botch arma. I wish to join y’all one day in common group idiocy 😩

    • @DaKussh
      @DaKussh 3 роки тому

      I wish you would upload videos with the same frequency Liru does, your content is so fun it always brightens my day.

    • @snowbandityt
      @snowbandityt 3 роки тому

      Crashes cars, people flying, sounds like a normal day

    • @nix2135
      @nix2135 3 роки тому

      117 likes

    • @openthinker6562
      @openthinker6562 3 роки тому +1

      Hi, may I ask what the music is at 0:08?
      Found it: Major Tom, by Shiny Toy Guns

  • @Scorch052
    @Scorch052 3 роки тому +469

    little known halo lore fact:
    The first Spartan was actually a forklift, but ONI had to cover it up once he defected to the insurrectionists.
    This mission is confirmed lore-friendly

    • @MasterChiefPettyOfficer
      @MasterChiefPettyOfficer 3 роки тому +33

      Not the first Spartan, but the first Spartan Armour was super bulky and heavy, so they got uses to lift stuff around because they were impractical for combat but good for logistics.

  • @IncarnateSable
    @IncarnateSable 3 роки тому +191

    I always wondered about that line in Reach where the Insurrectionists stole two freighters from drydock. Guess now we know how.

  • @11ncross
    @11ncross 3 роки тому +144

    That guy saying so matter of factly "Don't climb that ladder, it kills people" was amazing.

  • @jimgaming5386
    @jimgaming5386 3 роки тому +364

    Well the end of that is truly the pinochle of technology.

    • @dfgfgh244
      @dfgfgh244 3 роки тому +14

      *pinnacle,
      pinochle is some kinda card game.

    • @jimgaming5386
      @jimgaming5386 3 роки тому +8

      Ahhh well it might be card game lol.

    • @futtynucker5278
      @futtynucker5278 3 роки тому +1

      The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out...

    • @jackcrisci2957
      @jackcrisci2957 3 роки тому +3

      @@dfgfgh244 No, no, he got it right the first time. That was definitely some pinochle level shenanigans.

  • @ICleverNameHereI
    @ICleverNameHereI 3 роки тому +379

    "We are going to take this big ship from their space garage" *Leaves with 12 vehicles and a tank* "we are favored by the Arma gods" *Rounds corner* "Every vehicle in front of us has exploded" *Dies of death* Sounds like a normal operation. Great vid as always man, keep it up.

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 3 роки тому +9

      more like *Dies from massive volume of incoming fire* XD

  • @Merkhahba
    @Merkhahba 3 роки тому +196

    "Violently Evading Taxes" is the greatest title ever.

  • @sullivan108
    @sullivan108 3 роки тому +84

    "This was a lot more fun when we were talking about it in the bar...."

  • @samschoemaker9557
    @samschoemaker9557 3 роки тому +159

    Man when I saw the ship getting forklifted away my only thought was the unsc can’t have shit on this planet.

    • @VegasA3
      @VegasA3 2 роки тому +14

      Can't have shit on Reach

  • @Guardian-lz5rk
    @Guardian-lz5rk 3 роки тому +83

    "We need too move the ship too another base."
    "How do we do that sir?"
    "How else, go get the forklift."
    Salutes " yes sir"

  • @Sasquach1312
    @Sasquach1312 3 роки тому +60

    I thought you were kidding about the plan to steal that frigate, but I am so glad I was wrong. That might be the most beautifully ARMA thing I've seen.

  • @ZaiketsuKumori
    @ZaiketsuKumori 3 роки тому +42

    "Explain that!"
    Raptor: "No I refuse."

  • @debrisposting4904
    @debrisposting4904 3 роки тому +48

    This is what I imagine happens when the UNSC ship captain gets an attitude with the port master.

  • @seyeruoynepotsuj
    @seyeruoynepotsuj 3 роки тому +49

    "It's not good if you acknowledge yourself as a terrorist"
    *Badger's theme tune plays in the distance*

    • @comsky4251
      @comsky4251 Рік тому

      they're not terrorists, they fight for freedom, money, and a restrictive democracy where women can't vote and they kill dogs

  • @bojangle6091
    @bojangle6091 3 роки тому +53

    "Thats a Bad Guy" *procceeds to get evaporated*

    • @nineisamagicnumber
      @nineisamagicnumber Рік тому

      Haha minigun go vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

  • @jamesgabbard3666
    @jamesgabbard3666 2 роки тому +8

    Logi: Wants Frigate
    Logi: Has a singular forklift
    Logi: "Light bulb!"

  • @SoloWingCypher
    @SoloWingCypher 3 роки тому +28

    3:59 still waiting for my free food and no taxes

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy 6 місяців тому

      Have you gotten any of the stuff you were promised, yet?

  • @existencepending6521
    @existencepending6521 3 роки тому +30

    The power of being forklift certified

  • @the2ndarbiter972
    @the2ndarbiter972 3 роки тому +35

    "Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing to that ship?"
    "Sir. Finishing this permit"

  • @voidfinder12
    @voidfinder12 3 роки тому +54

    New idea: Use Warthogs as long range arty

    • @alphaandomega4422
      @alphaandomega4422 3 роки тому +15

      call them...wait for it...
      Art Hogs

    • @KwadDamyj
      @KwadDamyj 3 роки тому +3

      @@alphaandomega4422 ORT ORT ORT

  • @Terry-Tuna
    @Terry-Tuna 3 роки тому +63

    Good to finally see the ending we never got.

  • @therogue353
    @therogue353 3 роки тому +13

    This is one of the most insanely chaotic Arma vids I've ever seen, and that's really fucking saying something

  • @dr.brutalize-experimenting2819
    @dr.brutalize-experimenting2819 3 роки тому +85

    I see it wasn't valor or courage... Or even strength of arms that carried this day. Nay... It was the vibe...

    • @carpenatem6294
      @carpenatem6294 3 роки тому +22

      ...and the forklift, aye that carried the day too

    • @Tywild327
      @Tywild327 3 роки тому +3

      nah man it was the forklift

  • @nerfornuffin9982
    @nerfornuffin9982 3 роки тому +8

    "It's almost as if they are alot better funded then us" and "This sounded alot more fun when we were taking about it in the bar" best damn quotes ever

  • @mkosmala1309
    @mkosmala1309 3 роки тому +13

    As a forklift certified man, I have to say, I'm not sure why everyone was so surprised by the ending. That's just a typical Tuesday.

  • @michaelman957
    @michaelman957 3 роки тому +7

    "They shot my dog." I see the ATF survived into the UNSC

  • @mkosmala1309
    @mkosmala1309 3 роки тому +6

    0:44 So that's why the Insurgency happened - the ATF (or AFT as some call it) have survived in the UNSC.

  • @zombygoesboom9786
    @zombygoesboom9786 3 роки тому +18

    Lord Hood, “Chef, mind telling me why you’re in that forklift?”
    Chef, “Sir the frigate isn’t gonna move itself.”

  • @fishateme6339
    @fishateme6339 3 роки тому +41

    why is nobody talking about the undeniably best character in this video, taxes-chan

    • @josefsieffen18
      @josefsieffen18 3 роки тому +5

      Because Forklift-kun overshadows it by a long shot

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 3 роки тому +10

    5:55 "Some fuckery has happened here bro".
    Pretty sure that summarizes every single op on this channel.
    Monkey noises includes.

  • @alphaandomega4422
    @alphaandomega4422 3 роки тому +5

    That forklift carrying the ship by itself was the greatest moment in the video.
    Long Live Arma Physics!

  • @2x4noah
    @2x4noah 2 роки тому +3

    0:08 I finally found the song name that was used here "Major Tom" by shiny toy guns

  • @wakataka2714
    @wakataka2714 3 роки тому +9

    i thoroughly enjoyed ramming that scorpion off the cliff, best idea ive ever had

  • @snowbandityt
    @snowbandityt 3 роки тому

    1:40 3:12 I love that jay cares so much to ask people if they are ok then finds them dead or about to die, thank you for caring jay and I love the vids

  • @JohnTrustworthy
    @JohnTrustworthy 3 роки тому +2

    That forklift was a Blood Raven Dreadnaught in disguise.

  • @jameshenke634
    @jameshenke634 3 роки тому +3

    This video seems to have a case of "fiery debris flying towards the camera" and I love it

  • @Heisenbee
    @Heisenbee 3 роки тому +2

    I swear Jay, your videos are just getting better and better every week! I've been absolutely loving the quality of these.

  • @happyhydralisk6885
    @happyhydralisk6885 3 роки тому +4

    "Tax evasion is a crime, colonist!"
    "It's an *OBLIGATION!* "

  • @woundedhealer8575
    @woundedhealer8575 3 роки тому +2

    I’m in tears at the ending😂 you guys are the best

  • @chaosinc.382
    @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +4

    "Explain that??"" "I refuse."

  • @GamesforCykits
    @GamesforCykits 3 роки тому +1

    SGT jointson: Get high marines
    Marines: Like already ahead of you sir 0:08
    For real talk, I was typing this comment before I press play on the video XDD just perfect.

    • @kerjo7483
      @kerjo7483 3 роки тому +2

      what was that song that was playing?

  • @hammer1349
    @hammer1349 3 роки тому +2

    Today you have made the Blood Ravens proud

  • @adamthompson626
    @adamthompson626 3 роки тому +8

    Insurrectionists in halo are my favorite faction. they just want to be left alone and live life but the UNSC is like "yo i just stopped pirates a bazzilion light years away, pay us. Also the ability to own equipment for you own planetary defense is considered contraband"

    • @fenilogic1470
      @fenilogic1470 2 роки тому +2

      And at the same time, the UNSC was trying to train up Colonial Militias and give them equipment for Planetary Defense, but were interrupted by this weird Alliance of Species that basically got most of its tech by copying the Forerunners.

  • @matthewcherrington2634
    @matthewcherrington2634 2 роки тому +2

    Still better than the halo TV show

  • @edward9487
    @edward9487 3 роки тому +1

    *quietly taking away the entire goddamn starship with a forklift*

  • @itzamobster1138
    @itzamobster1138 3 роки тому +3

    😂 “There’s a bad guy oh no” *loud ,aggressive, mean ,mini gun noises * “Scream” finds goose dead

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul 3 роки тому +1

    This very video is the essence of Arma and why we play it.

  • @someguy2184
    @someguy2184 3 роки тому +1

    "Admiral, how the fuck did you manage to lose a godamn ship???"
    "A forklift stool it."

  • @JollyBlackwell
    @JollyBlackwell 3 роки тому +2

    This is the third time I've seen a forklift carry a Paris class away from port

  • @JETBLACKCORD
    @JETBLACKCORD 2 роки тому

    bob barker best price is right host to date remember my nana and me watching it in my wee years of 2002-2007 onward til his sad passing so many good memories
    thank you for the nostalgic trip rubix

  • @userunknown_762
    @userunknown_762 3 роки тому +24

    'Violently evading taxes as insurrectionists"
    Well yeah, how else you gonna do it?

  • @Grim_W0lf938
    @Grim_W0lf938 3 роки тому +2

    Just because you used OPCAN for the URF Uniforms, I'm subscribing.
    Also Great Content lmao

  • @openthinker6562
    @openthinker6562 3 роки тому +4

    Song at 0:08: Major Tom (Coming Home) by Shiny Toy Guns

    • @WolfyMystic
      @WolfyMystic 3 роки тому +1

      I couldn't figure that out for the life of me, it is quite the banger song, much appreciated for that

  • @Foxster_13
    @Foxster_13 3 роки тому +1

    The next one better be that Chief is sent to come take back the frigate but instantly gets knocked out and is dragged away and captured.

  • @Canaris3
    @Canaris3 3 роки тому

    Love the 5:36 when Rapor peeks to the left and the side of the building just fucking explodes xD

  • @randombilly09
    @randombilly09 8 місяців тому

    i've watched this vid like 5 times cause it's great... this time i load it up. and i get an ad about tax time sales xD perfect timing

  • @SeparatistOfLight
    @SeparatistOfLight 2 роки тому

    1:38
    "It's a bad guy!"
    *MINIGUN*
    *EXPLOSION*
    LOL!!!!!!!!

  • @itzamobster1138
    @itzamobster1138 3 роки тому +1

    This video is very Poggerts can’t believe I missed the release date but still get to see it :D

  • @occultblasphemer5972
    @occultblasphemer5972 3 роки тому +1

    Get that man a certification!

  • @beltempest4448
    @beltempest4448 3 роки тому +1

    ‘We are favoured by the Arma gods!’
    Proceeds to be made into Innie Swiss cheese.

  • @erik3259
    @erik3259 2 роки тому

    0:08 oh my god yes, Finally a recorded launch off

  • @davemathews8695
    @davemathews8695 3 роки тому +3

    THATS A BAD GU-
    Proceeds to get turned into Swiss cheese

  • @mrdempsey1234
    @mrdempsey1234 3 роки тому +6

    If scorched had a talent it would be being at the wrong place, at the wrong time

  • @ColdOsburn
    @ColdOsburn 3 роки тому +2

    You know I would love to see a video of all the body launching vehicle launching that has ever been done in your videos just pile them all together

  • @wolffang7740
    @wolffang7740 2 роки тому

    ah yes, the true sheer strength of the forklift. Able to lift a million ton spacship, and move it down the road, like it's nothing.

  • @ThatSlowTypingGuy
    @ThatSlowTypingGuy 3 роки тому

    That intro put my sides into orbit.
    Just like that car did to his.

  • @dakotamartin7745
    @dakotamartin7745 3 роки тому +1

    Forky is so strong! It could move even that UNSC Frigate all on its own!

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy 2 роки тому

    THAT is the power of someone who is forklift certified!

  • @sunkruhmhalaci2592
    @sunkruhmhalaci2592 2 роки тому

    That ending SENT ME. Just. That was BEAUTIFUL. Lmao!

  • @thesmoothestbrainavailable
    @thesmoothestbrainavailable 3 роки тому +3

    There was one too many half-A presses in those trucks, I told you this wasn't a speedrun.

  • @MaliciousGrim05
    @MaliciousGrim05 3 роки тому +1

    The power supply for that forklift was later used in the creation of Master Chief's armor

  • @jackgrove4621
    @jackgrove4621 3 роки тому

    0:22 so much destructions happening at random

  • @robmac2617
    @robmac2617 3 роки тому

    The moment the guy went to the sun at the start I thought man, is he James from team rocket

  • @ding1466
    @ding1466 3 роки тому

    "That's a bad guy" *chaos*
    I'm almost as dead as he is lol

  • @MrErtwer
    @MrErtwer 2 роки тому

    This is what they mean when they say forklift certified.

  • @unduedisc5466
    @unduedisc5466 3 роки тому +1

    One man, one mission, one forklift.

  • @chieffriendshipofficer9391
    @chieffriendshipofficer9391 2 роки тому

    The true power of what a forklift truck license holds

  • @corbinpearce7686
    @corbinpearce7686 3 роки тому

    "Hey, is that guy okay -- oop!" Yep... pretty much sums up ARMA

  • @logank9177
    @logank9177 3 роки тому

    Awesome video!

  • @Shotout424
    @Shotout424 3 роки тому

    Good to see the warthogs are functioning as they should

  • @sanfransicanvampire7224
    @sanfransicanvampire7224 3 роки тому +1

    Thats a bad guy!
    A-10 Warthog : brrrrt

  • @dakotawisdom2777
    @dakotawisdom2777 2 роки тому

    What in the world did I just witness. How can a little hunk of junk carry that big frigate. You guys broke the physics of gaming.

  • @cakeinyoface6
    @cakeinyoface6 3 роки тому +1

    An insurrection halo game would be pretty interesting. A bit like ODST, but you're fighting off genetically modified tax collectors instead of genocidal aliens.

  • @TheBlownapart
    @TheBlownapart 3 роки тому +1

    Behold the power of forklift certification, and tremble.

  • @malcommelancon3363
    @malcommelancon3363 3 роки тому +1

    This made me laugh so hard jay awesome job man

  • @LittleKrieg
    @LittleKrieg Рік тому +1

    Scorch V.S osha regulations

  • @redkommie80
    @redkommie80 3 роки тому

    See. Jay... Even in Halo, the IRS will always come for its taxes

  • @teoteous
    @teoteous 3 роки тому

    Better ending than any post Halo 4 Halo series games.

  • @phillphunny
    @phillphunny 3 роки тому

    I'd love a long form version. Not sure how much work it would be, but just cutting out deaths and Zeus moments, leaving everything else could be pretty killer.

  • @missedlegends5221
    @missedlegends5221 3 роки тому

    By the Sacred Rings that ending nearly killed me

  • @kellywalker1105
    @kellywalker1105 3 роки тому +2

    “That’s a bad guy”
    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *boom*

  • @madmaximperialknights9101
    @madmaximperialknights9101 3 роки тому +3

    Is this what happens when you become forklift certified

  • @gasmaskghost4110
    @gasmaskghost4110 3 роки тому

    Scorch was the Madlad in this operation

  • @morbidmirage726
    @morbidmirage726 3 роки тому

    5:59 reminds me of when the plane gets stuck in the tree in Jurassic park. Or the car. Or the helicopter too.

  • @blakedavis9383
    @blakedavis9383 Рік тому

    All I heard was "are we getting out" followed by a "awww"

  • @jalva50
    @jalva50 3 роки тому

    Give mallard some love he deserves more subs than he has rn

  • @TheMostBloatedOfBitterflies
    @TheMostBloatedOfBitterflies 7 місяців тому

    I guess that man was in fact Forklift certified. Just remember, you do not bend the Forklift, you realize that OSHA isn't there and you bend yourself around the Forklift.