Violently Evading Taxes As Insurrectionists | Arma 3 Halo
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- After years of supposed tyrannical rule on a back water jungle planet, a group of rebels link up with the URF in order to attempt an overthrow of the planet's local defense force. The militia and the URF have to fight to regroup before moving on to capture a UNSC battle frigate in port. This operation also turned into one where the vehicles wanted to be aircraft.
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the halo music at the end with the forklift just slowly driving away with the ship was just iconic definitely remember that from the games.
Was that before or after the Chief fought off the IRS?
I want to do that in a halo game and just "steal a god dammit space ship with a weak as hell forklift" 😆
One Man, one forklift, and a will to pick up a galactic space ship. Can it be done? Well if bees can somehow fly even though proportionally their wings are too small for their bodies, then ARMA SAYS YES WE CAN!! Good movie trailer rightv
Colonial Media: Look! Aliens!
God, it's so stupid, but so goddamn funny!
Human Colonies: "We are no longer paying taxes to you."
Earth: ".... Send in the Ultra-Violent Genetically Modified Cyborg Repo Men!"
Human Colonies: "The *what*?"
Spartans: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."
"Why do you even HAVE those?!"
"For just such an occasion, Larry, for just such an occasion!"
@@POTUSJimmyCarter febuary 11th 2525
everbody: THANK GOD FOR THE Ultra-Violent Genetically Modified Cyborg Repo Men!
@@tatotaytoman5934 Praise the violent savior
Earth: where do you think your tax money been going too? Better healthcare?
@@ethanadams1999 I love how this implies that the UNSC has been Simcity min-maxing income this whole time and only ever reinvesting into a. Villas for the wealthy and b. Progressively more violent and overfunded IRS agents, to the point where the IRS has *replaced the military*
Ah yes, the ultimate weapon, THE MIGHTY FORKLIFT! Apparently able to carry a starship. Cool.
escorting them was not easy
The only reason he was able to was because he was forklift certified
@@bigboy29447 Unlike Noble Team, who could never figure out how to operate the fork.
@Countryhuman.federation I think you are misunderstanding. They could always be driven, but the fork has no use. As far as I can find, that never changed in MCC.
Once again the vehicles in this mission decided to not follow Newtonian physics so there was quite a few car crashes that sent people in the low orbit. Though I guess it's more fun that way huh? Hope you guys enjoy!
Every waking day. I always look forward to how badly y’all botch arma. I wish to join y’all one day in common group idiocy 😩
I wish you would upload videos with the same frequency Liru does, your content is so fun it always brightens my day.
Crashes cars, people flying, sounds like a normal day
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Hi, may I ask what the music is at 0:08?
Found it: Major Tom, by Shiny Toy Guns
little known halo lore fact:
The first Spartan was actually a forklift, but ONI had to cover it up once he defected to the insurrectionists.
This mission is confirmed lore-friendly
Not the first Spartan, but the first Spartan Armour was super bulky and heavy, so they got uses to lift stuff around because they were impractical for combat but good for logistics.
I always wondered about that line in Reach where the Insurrectionists stole two freighters from drydock. Guess now we know how.
That guy saying so matter of factly "Don't climb that ladder, it kills people" was amazing.
Well the end of that is truly the pinochle of technology.
*pinnacle,
pinochle is some kinda card game.
Ahhh well it might be card game lol.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out...
@@dfgfgh244 No, no, he got it right the first time. That was definitely some pinochle level shenanigans.
"We are going to take this big ship from their space garage" *Leaves with 12 vehicles and a tank* "we are favored by the Arma gods" *Rounds corner* "Every vehicle in front of us has exploded" *Dies of death* Sounds like a normal operation. Great vid as always man, keep it up.
more like *Dies from massive volume of incoming fire* XD
"Violently Evading Taxes" is the greatest title ever.
"This was a lot more fun when we were talking about it in the bar...."
Man when I saw the ship getting forklifted away my only thought was the unsc can’t have shit on this planet.
Can't have shit on Reach
"We need too move the ship too another base."
"How do we do that sir?"
"How else, go get the forklift."
Salutes " yes sir"
I thought you were kidding about the plan to steal that frigate, but I am so glad I was wrong. That might be the most beautifully ARMA thing I've seen.
"Explain that!"
Raptor: "No I refuse."
This is what I imagine happens when the UNSC ship captain gets an attitude with the port master.
"It's not good if you acknowledge yourself as a terrorist"
*Badger's theme tune plays in the distance*
they're not terrorists, they fight for freedom, money, and a restrictive democracy where women can't vote and they kill dogs
"Thats a Bad Guy" *procceeds to get evaporated*
Haha minigun go vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Logi: Wants Frigate
Logi: Has a singular forklift
Logi: "Light bulb!"
3:59 still waiting for my free food and no taxes
Have you gotten any of the stuff you were promised, yet?
The power of being forklift certified
"Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing to that ship?"
"Sir. Finishing this permit"
New idea: Use Warthogs as long range arty
call them...wait for it...
Art Hogs
@@alphaandomega4422 ORT ORT ORT
Good to finally see the ending we never got.
Gomenasorry
This is one of the most insanely chaotic Arma vids I've ever seen, and that's really fucking saying something
I see it wasn't valor or courage... Or even strength of arms that carried this day. Nay... It was the vibe...
...and the forklift, aye that carried the day too
nah man it was the forklift
"It's almost as if they are alot better funded then us" and "This sounded alot more fun when we were taking about it in the bar" best damn quotes ever
As a forklift certified man, I have to say, I'm not sure why everyone was so surprised by the ending. That's just a typical Tuesday.
"They shot my dog." I see the ATF survived into the UNSC
0:44 So that's why the Insurgency happened - the ATF (or AFT as some call it) have survived in the UNSC.
Lord Hood, “Chef, mind telling me why you’re in that forklift?”
Chef, “Sir the frigate isn’t gonna move itself.”
why is nobody talking about the undeniably best character in this video, taxes-chan
Because Forklift-kun overshadows it by a long shot
5:55 "Some fuckery has happened here bro".
Pretty sure that summarizes every single op on this channel.
Monkey noises includes.
That forklift carrying the ship by itself was the greatest moment in the video.
Long Live Arma Physics!
0:08 I finally found the song name that was used here "Major Tom" by shiny toy guns
i thoroughly enjoyed ramming that scorpion off the cliff, best idea ive ever had
1:40 3:12 I love that jay cares so much to ask people if they are ok then finds them dead or about to die, thank you for caring jay and I love the vids
That forklift was a Blood Raven Dreadnaught in disguise.
This video seems to have a case of "fiery debris flying towards the camera" and I love it
I swear Jay, your videos are just getting better and better every week! I've been absolutely loving the quality of these.
"Tax evasion is a crime, colonist!"
"It's an *OBLIGATION!* "
I’m in tears at the ending😂 you guys are the best
"Explain that??"" "I refuse."
SGT jointson: Get high marines
Marines: Like already ahead of you sir 0:08
For real talk, I was typing this comment before I press play on the video XDD just perfect.
what was that song that was playing?
Today you have made the Blood Ravens proud
Insurrectionists in halo are my favorite faction. they just want to be left alone and live life but the UNSC is like "yo i just stopped pirates a bazzilion light years away, pay us. Also the ability to own equipment for you own planetary defense is considered contraband"
And at the same time, the UNSC was trying to train up Colonial Militias and give them equipment for Planetary Defense, but were interrupted by this weird Alliance of Species that basically got most of its tech by copying the Forerunners.
Still better than the halo TV show
*quietly taking away the entire goddamn starship with a forklift*
😂 “There’s a bad guy oh no” *loud ,aggressive, mean ,mini gun noises * “Scream” finds goose dead
This very video is the essence of Arma and why we play it.
"Admiral, how the fuck did you manage to lose a godamn ship???"
"A forklift stool it."
This is the third time I've seen a forklift carry a Paris class away from port
bob barker best price is right host to date remember my nana and me watching it in my wee years of 2002-2007 onward til his sad passing so many good memories
thank you for the nostalgic trip rubix
'Violently evading taxes as insurrectionists"
Well yeah, how else you gonna do it?
As a politician?
@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 Keyword: _you._
Just because you used OPCAN for the URF Uniforms, I'm subscribing.
Also Great Content lmao
Song at 0:08: Major Tom (Coming Home) by Shiny Toy Guns
I couldn't figure that out for the life of me, it is quite the banger song, much appreciated for that
The next one better be that Chief is sent to come take back the frigate but instantly gets knocked out and is dragged away and captured.
Love the 5:36 when Rapor peeks to the left and the side of the building just fucking explodes xD
i've watched this vid like 5 times cause it's great... this time i load it up. and i get an ad about tax time sales xD perfect timing
1:38
"It's a bad guy!"
*MINIGUN*
*EXPLOSION*
LOL!!!!!!!!
This video is very Poggerts can’t believe I missed the release date but still get to see it :D
Get that man a certification!
‘We are favoured by the Arma gods!’
Proceeds to be made into Innie Swiss cheese.
0:08 oh my god yes, Finally a recorded launch off
THATS A BAD GU-
Proceeds to get turned into Swiss cheese
Screenthot time
If scorched had a talent it would be being at the wrong place, at the wrong time
You know I would love to see a video of all the body launching vehicle launching that has ever been done in your videos just pile them all together
ah yes, the true sheer strength of the forklift. Able to lift a million ton spacship, and move it down the road, like it's nothing.
That intro put my sides into orbit.
Just like that car did to his.
Forky is so strong! It could move even that UNSC Frigate all on its own!
THAT is the power of someone who is forklift certified!
That ending SENT ME. Just. That was BEAUTIFUL. Lmao!
There was one too many half-A presses in those trucks, I told you this wasn't a speedrun.
The power supply for that forklift was later used in the creation of Master Chief's armor
0:22 so much destructions happening at random
The moment the guy went to the sun at the start I thought man, is he James from team rocket
"That's a bad guy" *chaos*
I'm almost as dead as he is lol
This is what they mean when they say forklift certified.
One man, one mission, one forklift.
The true power of what a forklift truck license holds
"Hey, is that guy okay -- oop!" Yep... pretty much sums up ARMA
Awesome video!
Good to see the warthogs are functioning as they should
Thats a bad guy!
A-10 Warthog : brrrrt
What in the world did I just witness. How can a little hunk of junk carry that big frigate. You guys broke the physics of gaming.
An insurrection halo game would be pretty interesting. A bit like ODST, but you're fighting off genetically modified tax collectors instead of genocidal aliens.
Behold the power of forklift certification, and tremble.
This made me laugh so hard jay awesome job man
Scorch V.S osha regulations
See. Jay... Even in Halo, the IRS will always come for its taxes
Better ending than any post Halo 4 Halo series games.
I'd love a long form version. Not sure how much work it would be, but just cutting out deaths and Zeus moments, leaving everything else could be pretty killer.
By the Sacred Rings that ending nearly killed me
“That’s a bad guy”
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *boom*
Is this what happens when you become forklift certified
Scorch was the Madlad in this operation
5:59 reminds me of when the plane gets stuck in the tree in Jurassic park. Or the car. Or the helicopter too.
All I heard was "are we getting out" followed by a "awww"
Give mallard some love he deserves more subs than he has rn
I guess that man was in fact Forklift certified. Just remember, you do not bend the Forklift, you realize that OSHA isn't there and you bend yourself around the Forklift.