12:17 8 year old me typing "but it was all a dream" at the end of my story
20:17 substitute teacher reading names
@bowlcut and then they're like "Guys tell me when I get it wrong and correct me cause I'm really very bad at this" and the whole class giggles when 'kayla' is pronounced "kylie'
42:05 me texting my cousin the tea I overheard from the family talk
15:51
James Charles Editing his apology video
@@nvzqi @alicia sheridan, bruh, actually look at the time this comment was made. 5 MONTHS AGO. When was james charles' "apology" video, 5 MONTHS AGO
9 year old me looking up how to buy a house after having an argument with my parents
*NOBODY* :
*FRONT HOSPITAL LADIES WHEN YOU'RE DYING*
Excusemesiryougotnojams your profile pic is why I subscribed to you ;)
12 year old me searching up ‘how to make slime without borax’ tutorials
First ASMR experience. This is crazy good and I am immediately hooked. When I was a little girl in the 70's, my aunt from Arkansas had this quiet Southern charm about her that I loved. But what I remember most is how she chewed and popped her gum in such an entertaining way, she just captured my attention. That talent, her smiles and hospitality, and her amazing sweet tea, made my brutal childhood more bearable. This video reminded me of her. Sorry for the book. Thanks for using your skills to bring calm to so many distressed people out there. Blessings to you.
12 year old me changing my Instagram bio to “good girls are just bad girls who haven’t been caught”
7:50 10 year old me searching “Real Bigfoot caught on camera” on UA-cam
17:58 When the teacher sends an email warning about you misbehaving
Nobody:
Me giving the Indian man my moms credit card info to get a free trip to Japan:
the amount of times i’ve seen this video on twitter...
Beautybyallii7 *Click* “Hey, beautiful, hope you have a blessed day.” *Click*
8 year old me getting a virus on the computer thinking that i’m winning an iphone
“I don’t have much time”
*video is one hour*
OMG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE OML YESS QUEEENNNN SHANEEEEEEEE SLAYYY
17:58 Me working at a call center and transferred that rude customer to the wrong department
Me texting my friends on Google docs from across the classroom
*gotta keep it lo key so the teachers won’t watch you from go guardian*
when you rant out all of your problems to your friends on club penguin
20:21 Me when my teacher catches me cheating off of someone else’s test
2:04 my teacher on zoom when everyone is doing independent work and her mic isn’t on mute
Me on the internet: LMAOOO OMFG I CANT EVEN BREATHE GIRL IM DEADD AFFFFF
Me in real life:
*Insert Cringey Username*
LMAO IKR like calm tf down, and not everybody likes BTS honestly they sound like crap to me. No offense
Me at 3 am being a therapist for a person I met 5 minutes ago on discord that I know nothing about😭😭😭😭😍😍🤺
41:55 me playing roblox at 3am getting into an argument with like 5 different eight year olds on epic minigames by saying they all suck❤
0:47 "I have a few minutes before I have to leave the house"
1 hour later: Still doing video
“Plus I don’t have much time on my camera so”
-1 day later
Her: my camera finally died
4 years later and I'm still watching this video for the tingles. This video is still one of my all time favorites of yours 😴😴😴💜
And I'm still hooked @Asmrthechew I can't believe I've been watching you for over 4 years! Love and light ❤
same this video just makes me feel a certain way that I watch it so much and come back to it a lot
I can't believe I actually listened to this whole thing and enjoyed it. Idk what's so calming about this type of ASMR
41:55
When you're playing Hunger Games in Minecraft and you see someone with no armour and no weapon
Getting her premium snap for free online
It's the wrong girl
*It's still free tho* 👀
It’s funny cuz when I hear people chew like that in real life I get frustrated but for her it’s just so soothing and calm
12 y/o me trying to type random credit card numbers so I could buy a club penguin membership:
@@agentofagents640 I tried it , it worked but I was scared that it was illegal
40:57 i- 😳.....thank you🤪
Me making different email accounts to keep getting free trials for Netflix
me trying to get minecraft for free
Ik how type this on google
Unblocked 66 77 99 and Minecraft 1.5.2 should come up click it and download it
7:58 me writing my application to Kylie Jenner for replacing jordyn
20:20 Pov: your boss is near and you had to prove that you’re a great worker
Queen: I only got 4 Minutes ti leave the House.
Me: okay.
Video: 1h
Me: Are you kidding me?
Have a Nice Day> from Germany
None:
Every single elementary school teacher during recess
Half these comments are memes I love this
13:00 me at 2am deleting the pool ladders so i can watch my sims drown because ive officially lost interest in them after 2 whole minutes of gameplay
I’ll always love this video. She’s also so sweet for taking the time and effort to just reply to people
Usually "mouth sounds" drive me up, down, and THROUGH the wall, but this video doesn't. The Queen is skilled!
As usual, your sheer elegance alone by itself is calming. You are truly sensational, a genuine ASMRtist.
18:40 my looking for jobs that don’t require you to finish high school
Me writing an essay 3 weeks late
this never gets old
Me: having with a broken arm coming in the nurses office
the nurse:
When I was hearing these eating sounds I felt like I was floating in a white fluffy cloud it was so comfortable thank you for your ASMR I can't wait to see more of her asmr
Bro
She chewed gum for like an hour
I can’t even keep mine for 20 minutes
Your gum would turn into liquid. It happened to be once. I keep mine in for 5 minutes. As soon as it loses flavor I spit it out.
This video is so powerful, so iconic
I really love your other videos, too but this is my absolute favorite. I found this treasure when I was searching for keyboard typing sound effects last year and I've watched it dozens of times since then. I'm listening to your beautiful whispers just now and I love the peace you make me feel.
I also love how juicy the gum sounds ^-^
*me arguing with 10 year olds on Roblox that call me noob*
@@imalwayswatch1ng it was noob back in the early days of roblox you noob
واخيرا لقيت الفيد الاصلي! 😭
can't believe i just came across your channel. you have a wide range of asmr videos im so excited to binge!! and i love this video queen
For some reason chewing usually really really annoys me but this video is making my head all tingly??? The lord himself sent this video to bless my life 🙏🙏🙏
ASMRTheChew I fell asleep 12 minutes in😴and I felt great.god has blessed me with alot of tingles🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
18:00 me making all my sims die at 3 am
LOL SAME I LOVE EXTREME VIOLENCE, idk why, I don't like The Sims' deaths, I like mods deaths
Me googling my symptoms to make sure iam ok:😭
Every time i go here to watch this, i feel complete with my life.
me logging into my bank account every five minutes to see if my parents deposited my allowance
If you're old enough to have a bank account, you're too old for an allowance...And don't feed me that college bullshit...Go wait tables like most college kids..Fucking brats these days, thinking they're ENTITLED to an allowance 😂
Lol Lol just cause you added a 😂 at the end doesn’t mean you can be a rude bitch
Lol Lol are you... okay? There are plenty of juniors with bank accounts because they have jobs and are starting to earn money.
@@LolLol-jx5fc agree haha whattt? You get a DEPOSIT from your parents? Are you kidding?
My teacher while the class is taking a test
Me having a roast battle on roblox with a 9 year old
23:02 had me dying😂
"No" "imma just say thank you, welcome to my channel"👏🏻
That was some pro level “no” I didn’t even see her lips move from chewing the gum 💀💀
17:58 my teachers putting my grades in at the end of the semester
LMAO
LOL HAHAHAHAHA!
Ahahahahaha!!!!
Lol
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