Good day, my slime, it appears I'm in the unfortunate situation of having no substance. I have decided to query you on whether said product may be in your possession to be sold at a reasonable price. Do write back, yours faithfully MC Worthingston.
Yo my slime, it’s me James Marriott, me and my bois have just finished private school and wanted to smoke the good Cush and stamp on some impoverished people, get back to me quick ting
Small Time Best Practices: * Only sell to people you have known for at least 2 years. A year is a waste of time for busting smalls. * If a friend of a friend wants something, then give it to your friend to sell. You'll lose "friends". * If anyone gets caught up, delete their number and inform the network through word of mouth only. * Don't sell to kids, or to anyone who sells to kids. They have parents who will crucify you in court. * If anyone, for any reason, asks you for drugs over a third party platform, ghost them indefinitely. * Operate your business as if you are a multi-million dollar company, but don't ever get too big. * Don't, ever, digitize your profits. This is the simplest way to track someone's behavior. * Memorize your price list, and occasionally drop price for loyal customers. * Be honest about quality... some people will still buy if you're consistently honest with them, but you could lose a truly loyal customer over one dishonest sale. * Don't fuck up the count... if you're going to dip your pen into company ink, then you should do so upon acquisition of your product, and, more importantly, do so before any sales are made. Since you're only seeking a small profit from your business, then you SHOULD dip your pen into your profit. The only difference between a "business man" and a "consumer" is a single urinalysis. * 3.5 * 8 = 28, 28 * 16 = 448 = 1, but smalls only need expressions < 1/4 per month... 1ounce / 7days Fishermen catch entire schools of fish with nets. Minnows don't swim in the ocean, and they aren't even worth the catch... so, don't get too big, my little goldfish :)
He was a nerd in school now he acts road . Ethan is the worse all the arm movement he does and then says one word stops, one word stops, jeez bigman n dat jeez cmon. Embarrassing just be normal
@@shuuuuushhshs2698 I grew out of speaking black it's what 12 year olds do. Yo, bro and safe stuck. When someone lowers there vocabulary to sound cool and yard throwing in every word they know it's not genuine.
I went to private school till y8 but I was there on a bursary so everyone there was posh, but I lived in a pretty rough area and ended up moving to a local school. When I finished school and met up with my private school friends they were all trynna speak hard but it was the cringiest shit cause none of them could pull it off and they were a few months back on the slang
They tell you everything except what u want to hear, what they need it for, who they’re smoking it with, that you’re the “top dog” but they never ever ever say what they want and how much of it
Innit every conversation I've had "Sup I got your number from X was wondering if you could hook me up I don't have a guy round here and looking for something regular if that's all good" I've used that speech for about 25 years now.
@@kro13 Obviously you don't know anyone over 15 mate I've said it since the 90s 20 years before you were born bruv..also emotes? Very effeminate just use words like a normal man..
The "drilla" guy did so well for the first 15 seconds, then after that he completely collapsed and starting to panic If he kept his confidence he would actually be a really successful undercover fed due to his roadman voice and decent lingo
How’s it going my friend, I know that we aren’t currently well aquainted, however I was wondering if you and I could engage in the art of bartering. Just some illicit recreational drugs my friend. I would like to know what your prices are as I am attempting to inhale THC with my male and female companions, you understand? I know you have a monopoly on the local black market trade of dealing drugs in the region, and as a result I would like to purchase these drugs from you, Mr Bruce, and not any other trader. So farewell, do not get caught, and please write back to me promptly with a response to my proposition.
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Stay safe and wash your hands people.
no
Dats from Mbbants
Sanchez Pogba ennit Mbbants 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
@@onlyfootball1425 yh
👍
😭😭😭 these guys definitely reading off a ‘key words’ sheet
trust me
If this ain't a fucking fact
🤣🤣
The only language I understand is facts and this here I can understand.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody:
Undercover cop: *G*
this best part is he said it like a question
@@MoonlightAcid1 ok
@@akuaku3496 ok
@@MoonlightAcid1 lol ok ✅ lol ppm
@@akuaku3496 *ok*
the "ima blem a zoot with my boydem and gyaldem" gave it away 😂😂😂
Nah, it's the "hello donny" that gave it away 💀
Peace out tho 😂😂😂
@@chef_nnova hello donny😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
what about the middle class "yoooo my slime"
The first guy managed to use every word of uk slang in 1 voice note
0:27
“What ten ten- UGHH... what ten ten grub u got over dere” 😂
Bro that had me on the floor
The script had him in sixes and sevens loooool
even he stopped believing in himself after that
@@MK-my3tx 😂😂😂😂
Best bit. In tears 😂
Good day, my slime, it appears I'm in the unfortunate situation of having no substance. I have decided to query you on whether said product may be in your possession to be sold at a reasonable price.
Do write back, yours faithfully MC Worthingston.
lmao
ian gone cap i would prolly believe dat more than the guy in the vid
I was reading this with a straight face - - till that “Do Write Back” and I snorted loud af
The first guy didnt do too bad, the second guy just failed.
Ferax you can clearly here the papers and he’s stuttering bare 🤣
@@crech6549 lol
It's not real. The 2nd one is from a skit that mbbants did
Ty J Na mbbants didn’t make that one it was on insta before he made a skit on it
@@Ty-J_250 i know
"I'll happily purchase it" ☠️😭😭
just tryna blem a zood wit my boydem and galdem... *g*. most believable thing i've heard
Yo my slime, it’s me James Marriott, me and my bois have just finished private school and wanted to smoke the good Cush and stamp on some impoverished people, get back to me quick ting
💀💀😂
Bait Mate im also trilingual and can play the guitar
What's Cush? Do you mean Kush
🤣🤣🤣
Wonderwall?
The way he says YOOOOO MY SLIMME is so satisfying
Ikr😂😂
"just a bit o' grub my drilla"
"i'm tryna blem a zoot... up, wiv' my boydem and girldem... g"
“I know you dont know me too tuff like that” wtf 😂😂
0:31 turns pages of his notes
this is really someones job
Not really
🤣🤣
It’s not a undercover cop
“Hello donny” 😂
Second guy sounds like he's addressing the House of Lords lmaoo
Small Time Best Practices:
* Only sell to people you have known for at least 2 years. A year is a waste of time for busting smalls.
* If a friend of a friend wants something, then give it to your friend to sell. You'll lose "friends".
* If anyone gets caught up, delete their number and inform the network through word of mouth only.
* Don't sell to kids, or to anyone who sells to kids. They have parents who will crucify you in court.
* If anyone, for any reason, asks you for drugs over a third party platform, ghost them indefinitely.
* Operate your business as if you are a multi-million dollar company, but don't ever get too big.
* Don't, ever, digitize your profits. This is the simplest way to track someone's behavior.
* Memorize your price list, and occasionally drop price for loyal customers.
* Be honest about quality... some people will still buy if you're consistently honest with them, but you could lose a truly loyal customer over one dishonest sale.
* Don't fuck up the count... if you're going to dip your pen into company ink, then you should do so upon acquisition of your product, and, more importantly, do so before any sales are made. Since you're only seeking a small profit from your business, then you SHOULD dip your pen into your profit. The only difference between a "business man" and a "consumer" is a single urinalysis.
* 3.5 * 8 = 28, 28 * 16 = 448 = 1, but smalls only need expressions < 1/4 per month... 1ounce / 7days
Fishermen catch entire schools of fish with nets. Minnows don't swim in the ocean, and they aren't even worth the catch... so, don't get too big, my little goldfish :)
wow
the way the second 1 said "nobody else" sounded like he was trying to move to man
Yoooo my slime always wins🤣🤣🤣
"I was wondering if i can purchase sumtin still fam"😂😂😂
0:55 When you have to read from the Spanish textbook in class
When the 2nd guy turned up the volume and started mumbling I died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do feds act like normal people dont buy drugs😭😭😭you dont have to be a roadman to want drugs
its staged
1st guy lowkey sounding like he's having a panic attack lmao
“that’s if ur active” 😂😂
God the fact that he purposely increased the volume of the drill at the end really convinced me that he wasn't a fed
Man said “bro dem”
Nah second fed tried to play it off with the loud music in the back shit got me crying 😭🤣
The yo my slime guy sounds like them posh Meeks who try speak slang for the first time
I don’t understand why the feds couldn’t just text my man instead of doing the shitty ass voice messages that completely baits them out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always start convos with my friends with "yoooo my slime"
“I will happily purchase my guy”
Never seen so much British slang used in 1 sitting
It’s not British slang 😂😂😂 it’s 🇯🇲
It's the drill in the background for me 😭💀
I ironically know plebs who talk like second guy, but first dude has me dying. “I’ll happily purchase my guy 🤠” loll
0:46
Homie had a whole intro and outro 💀
this still makes me crease
Turning up the drill at the end kills me
it's the way they put drill music in the back on the second one💀
They tryna use as much slang as possible 😂😂
"peace out" iconic fam
“mans tryna PURCHASE something” 💀💀
The second one always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man said boydem and girldem
and look at that, now everyone in the comments transformed into a Roadman 😂
“What can you- *sighs* what can you pattern me big man? What -wuh… *coughs* what 10/10 grub you got over there” 😅
My lungs hurt everything I listen to this lmfao
2nd one is the fucking worst cop ever man LOL
when the anxiety hit after the new link answers for the first time
the moment they say "purchase" is such a giveaway 😂😂😂😂😂
Tell me why Ali G is working for the feds
Who dat
Boydem and Gyaldem G
Purchase the food from you Bruce! Nobody else.
The second made me physically recoil 💀
First guy sounds like Kidavelly
Aaron Valentine Clarke not really bro
Aaron Valentine Clarke I think kidavalley is a fed
nah he would have said brudda
“I wanna kno what ur prices are sayin, cos I’m tryna blem a zoot with my boydem and gyaldem…… g” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:46 nah tell me why he sounds like callux in a tgf video
Very Believable
"...blem a zute... wid ma boidem n galdem, gee" man gave up for a minute after the "gee"
"i know you're the plug and what not" 🤣
The second guy was speaking in terms and conditions
😂
lmfaooooo
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
second fed was speaking in times new roman
😭😭😭
Times new roadman
This one did me 😂
JackFlips times new roadman 🤣🤣
It's from mbbants
"I'll happily purchase my guy"😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's if your active...
h 😃😃😃😃😃😃😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Man said happily str8 away gave it away
Nobody:
KSI acting like a roadman:
He was a nerd in school now he acts road . Ethan is the worse all the arm movement he does and then says one word stops, one word stops, jeez bigman n dat jeez cmon. Embarrassing just be normal
@@shuuuuushhshs2698
I grew out of speaking black it's what 12 year olds do. Yo, bro and safe stuck. When someone lowers there vocabulary to sound cool and yard throwing in every word they know it's not genuine.
I went to private school till y8 but I was there on a bursary so everyone there was posh, but I lived in a pretty rough area and ended up moving to a local school. When I finished school and met up with my private school friends they were all trynna speak hard but it was the cringiest shit cause none of them could pull it off and they were a few months back on the slang
Innit ethan well thinks he's road 😂
Its mbants not ksi
Man even put drill in the background 💀💀💀
Chloe man started signing alone at da end too😭
Y2S you a simp
Mohammad Hassani dats not what simping is, Mohammed 💀
Tiber Septim hahahaha yeah, i was just kidding
@@mohammadhassani3745 good joke
He tried putting in every single road word possible
@john Smith fr 🤣
The pronunciation of g was the worst
@@MattyC0900 🤭🙃
@@MattyC0900 yooooooooooah mai shlime. Boydem and geldem gheeeee
Carpathian Hermit my dRILLAH
Me at the dispensary:
"how may I help you, sir?"
"not gonna lie mans tryna make a purchase"
Ok
@@akuaku3496 🖕
@@rakshanaaaa 🖕
@@obtuse947 ok
It's annoying right?
@@rakshanaaaa 🖕
First guy would’ve been believable if man didn’t try to fit the entire drill dictionary in his sentences 😂
as soon as he said “yo my drilla” it was done🤣
I'm surprised he didn't mention having a Rambo
Digga D and SJ freestyle in pen ua-cam.com/video/nRLrc8boSU4/v-deo.html
Nahh it was minute he said purchase 😂
ye he actually could have been convincing if he talked normally
he said “yo my slime” in the most middle class trust fund baby accent
@Anglus Patria well no
@Anglus Patria bro uno not only americans have a trust fund 😂
@Anglus Patria ive never heard anyone say that lol idk why youre deeping it as well😂
@Anglus Patria The second british empire ain't coming anytime soon bigman, sit down 😭😂😂
@@swahi2702 looool 🤣🤣
Yooo my slime, flawless execution 10/10 would incriminate and ‘get back on a quick ting brodem’
Lamont Coleman boidem and gyaldem... G
😂😂😂
Big L rip
Blem a zoot
🤣🤣
Imagine he’s not even a fed, just a nerd😂
thats whats i was thinking
Best_EU lool ur wrong. MBBants used this audio in his vid. The audio came out wayy before MBBants vid
@Best_EU nah man he used it in his video ovbs he didn't make the audio dumb ass
@Best_EU omds you're a dunce
💀💀💀
"I wanna purchase the food from you Bruce, nobody else" 😂 red flag alert
sus af
Whos bruce ☠️
@@KirinSD bruceck on deez nuts
my man why is it "sus"
@@pieofchart if he wants the work he can get it anywhere else why only from him that's why
The fact the second guy had drill on in the background 😂😂😂
FRRR
and then he started singin it at the end
@@RobinXlone 😭😭😭
Play for the paigons cgm/1011
Allow it it's just ZK wanting to roll a zoot 😤
I’ll happily purchase my guy..... that’s if ur active
That killed me
well your not getting anything if hes not active
😭
Man really be out here saying they're active on road and lockoff at like 10 dmt 😂
Why u airing out Drake like this
Sam Burgess 💀💀💀
Loool
fucking joker😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOO
hahahahhaha
he failed as soon as he said "hello donny can man chat to you?"
my lungs are still recovering
@@pinocchio27 mans lungs got packed x10 💀
hello donny
Dont dead me fam
Sounds like so something he might say to a chick
"Grub my DRILLLLAAAAAA" "BRODEN" "BLEM A ZOOT UP WITH MY BOYDEM AND GIRLDEM G" some of the most famous quotes in UK FED history
The thing that takes the piss the most is if they actually spoke normally it would work just fine lol
Yeah fr. yo my slime
@@drinkbottle182 aly fam man my drilla broski!
Yeah😂
Its just a business transaction. Its like the feds never bought a gram in HS or something.
Digga D and SJ freestyle in pen ua-cam.com/video/nRLrc8boSU4/v-deo.html
Mans reading a script n dat 😂😂😂 hitting all the key words yh 😂
It’s clearly fake
ping pong nah den u ediat why do u think he said “reading script” 😂😂
jdro.r learn how to fucking type. Almost had a stroke trying to read that
Buxton you clearly just can’t read or aren’t familiar with Jamaican slang then bro.
The Gaming monkey thats not Jamaican slang😂 but anyway theres no point typing like that is there. Just makes you look like a mong
The second donny sounds like he’s in a drama lesson
daniel burton what?
daniel burton what are you on about?
@@danielburton8561 bro what are you on
@@zm7444 You can't say much tho. You've got a fortnite pfp
@@zm7444 Oh sorry hard am I supposed to be offended by some lowlife that sits in his room all day insulting people for no exact reason?
“hello donny can man chat to you” my lungs collapsed fam i can’t 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Yh fam
💀💀💀
@@biggibbo6904 🥴
youngslimz 🤣🤣
I’m dead 😂😂
Okay wow u exposed us big deal 🙄
😂😂😂😂
Deadd😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👆
GASSSSSS
this guy at the grocery store “not gonna lie im trynna purchase some grub and what not i heard u were the top dog gee”
G not gee
@@mccuffi lmao 😂
@@mccuffi the way that dude said it was more like "GeEe"
"Grocery store" shut up u American 😬
@@carnage6556 imagine being mad about other countries using a different word for shop
I love how they played drill music to set the scene
A man said set the scene🤣😭
Lewis Bujak no its not you nerdy kid
Lewis Bujak ima leave it to some1 else to explain it to ur dumbass
Lewis Bujak 🤦🏽♂️
@@lewisbujak4047 he got you mad
Got there British slang sheets out prepared, 'boydem & galdem' 'yo my slime' (and my personal favourite) 'donnyyy'
*G*
peep
@@daveyd4778 what?
lol
@@X.R.808 gothboiclique!
It’s like the feds think the plug needs a backstory before buying suttin🤣
Innit. State what you want, how much he charging, where to meet, off the line asap. 20 seconds max
They tell you everything except what u want to hear, what they need it for, who they’re smoking it with, that you’re the “top dog” but they never ever ever say what they want and how much of it
@@Sir-Blaze why do you know the process so well
@@Sea-qv4sd it’s not that hard
@@Ilsyndicate good excuse you should all be jailed
“I know ur the plug and what not” 😂😂😂
Mums that part had me dying
Thanos of Titan_69
Creasing bro
Literally all they have to say is: "can I buy some weed?"
Innit every conversation I've had "Sup I got your number from X was wondering if you could hook me up I don't have a guy round here and looking for something regular if that's all good" I've used that speech for about 25 years now.
@@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo you know this
@@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo they cant mention person X and then the dealers going after person X
@@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo who the f says ‘hook me up’ tho🤔😂
@@kro13 Obviously you don't know anyone over 15 mate I've said it since the 90s 20 years before you were born bruv..also emotes? Very effeminate just use words like a normal man..
0:27 My guy was struggling to reach the script for a hot sec lmfao
😂😂😂
best bit about the video my drillarrrr
Its mbbants search him up
Mr K the audio came WAYYY before
Lmao ikr, is that really the take you're going with lmao
The "drilla" guy did so well for the first 15 seconds, then after that he completely collapsed and starting to panic
If he kept his confidence he would actually be a really successful undercover fed due to his roadman voice and decent lingo
Nahhh bro he failed
Bro it’s a skit u idiot
@@hellapack no it isnt
@@user-ye9bc7nw2c its staged u clown ur 1 yr late btw
@@yazzy3177 so was the tiago ribeiro guy
First guy sounded road until he started pausing mid-sentence.
Blem. A zoot
How’s it going my friend, I know that we aren’t currently well aquainted, however I was wondering if you and I could engage in the art of bartering. Just some illicit recreational drugs my friend. I would like to know what your prices are as I am attempting to inhale THC with my male and female companions, you understand? I know you have a monopoly on the local black market trade of dealing drugs in the region, and as a result I would like to purchase these drugs from you, Mr Bruce, and not any other trader. So farewell, do not get caught, and please write back to me promptly with a response to my proposition.
🙏🏼
Not bartering if its using money bro
@@eddiemorgan7290 you just blew this whole thing wide open
@@eddiemorgan7290 it is bartering when they're saying 50 for a Q and you get it for 40
Mozrow no thats not bartering
Tryna blem a zoot with ma boydem n galdem.....
No one: ...
Undercover fed: ... *g*
Fr lmaoo
💀💀💀💀
Then they put something like ahlie bro frrr CiD K
I thought you profile pic was a hair on screen😂
he fucked it with that lil pause there
This is the equivalent of roadmen saying “furthermore” 😂😂😂
Man really tried to squeeze every bit of slang he learned in diversity training into one voice note 😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀
The second fed sounded like a white don trying so hard to be black
ma drilllaaaa
Is speakin a certain way make you automatically black tf ?
@@MK-ci7zn yes the average black person speaks different to the average white person it's not that deep
@@rainerwinkler6140 is that in the uk or not. it all really depends on where you grew up
@@oloyaotb everywhere
'Hello donny can man chat to you' is the funniest thing I've seen form undercover feds
"Im tryna blem a zoot up with ma boydem n gyaldem...... G"
PEACE PUT DAWG
My favorite part of this sentence is how delayed the ‘’G’’ is.
These feds have been watching too many Top Boy episodes 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Hey, I know you
naaaahhhhhhhh 😭😭😭😭
you lost your first case
The second one needs to watch more 😂😂😂