“Florida is just a bunch of old people” I want to correct you but I literally went to a caffe today and the entire thing was full of 80 year old ladies
"If you want to see me kick off the dream smp go to miami" I think thats the best quote But i has a cartoon furry profile picture and my opinion doesn't matter
“I wanna play Doodle Jump” hit close to home ngl, it’s what i told my dad when my parents got a divorce, and i had to choose with who i wanted to live.
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UA-cam suggested this video at 11:52pm on 12/31/21.... thought it'd bring me into the New Year but had to 'quickly' take a poop. The poop/clean up lasted too long and I unfortunately welcomed 2022 on the toilet against my will. However, the GOOD news is that this is the first video I'm watching this year. Anyways, take care. Hope you're eggs are always perfectly cooked and you discover putting hot pockets in the oven. Everyone, please try it out. It's wild how good they are coming out of the oven.
As a person who lived in Florida for the first 20 years of their life, the “God’s waiting room” comparison is oddly accurate, but I didn’t think the waiting room would be so expensive.
Dude I live in Florida to, Miami is just a shit swamp of seaweed that heavily has the smell of marijuana, the only thing in Miami that's decent is riding around the buildings in Miami if it wasn't for the amount of traffic there. I still stand by my statement that Florida is *the retirement home of america*
He was sad he chose rise of kingdoms since the ads for it are awful and would never actually played it he just wanted some money which was understandable
My god with Alex in the background just going from "Hey, camera!" to "what the..?" when he walks off talking about the the lats and sweat, fucking hilarious.
Honestly it was probably more exciting for the people sitting at the back. Since they couldn't see the fight they could actually imagine something exciting was happening.
I've never been to Texas so I'm not sure but Florida is so moist which makes the heat awful. I refer to it as the armpit of the world but its hot, wet, sticky, and just disgusting.
4:36 Can we all take a moment to appreciate the lady behind Schlatt. Just,, being able to keep your composure while Schlatt talks about “licking the sweat” off of whoever. Hats off to her. Edit: Jambo is also one of the cutest hecking cats I’ve ever seen. Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Jambo. Edit: I do realize that she was with him. I’m just saying,, not even reacting all that much when he says this stuff,,
Schlatt didnt do the grin when he’s about to do an ad. This truly is The worst day of my life
😔 yes
the ads are making him increasingly upset. but the stash of money will never be big enough
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Can you people _please_ just stop advertising in comment sections of other people videos? Nobody ever clicks on your channels when you beg for it
ikr? i was waiting for it but he never did it 😔
Schlatt didn't even smile before the ad. This must have really been a terrible day for him.
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@@callistoarmy5576 will you shut up...man?
Yeah, it threw me off so much
@@callistoarmy5576 bro no one asked
he did get arrested just a bit ago
The world is not ready for a Moist x Chuckle Sammy crossover episode. This will be the greatest podcast episode ever.
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If it's not called moist sandwich I will be very sad
@@cyber_nuggets8302 I want a moist sandwich
@@thehe2748 *moist*
Mizkif on chuckle sandwich would be great
“Florida is just a bunch of old people” I want to correct you but I literally went to a caffe today and the entire thing was full of 80 year old ladies
I can't go anywhere to eat where no old people are
@Cheap good quality shut up, legit
cafe*
@@_missingposter1599 in my area the cashiers are either like 16 or 50+, absolutely no in between
@@_missingposter1599 yall probably from Jacksonville, or Tallahassee. Down south it changes a lot, like in orlando, clermont and Kissimmee.
Imagine having ringside seats to watch two men hug. No wonder Jschlatt had the worst day of his life.
mr guy, it appears that the bots have taken over..
surprised to see you here of all places
You are everywhere
Man😔
Tbh, that was probably was the highlight of his trip lol
Schlatt talking about how attracted he is to men while Alexandra Botez follows him around is the best thing ive ever seen.
Are you telling me Alex isn’t a man?
@@Linkhood that’s what I’m saying
@@Linkhood who is that person?
Minx: What DA FOOK
She’s so fucking hot. Ugh
He tells us THIS is the worst day of his life, only mere months after he gets trapped in one of Texas's biggest snowstorms with no shelter.
@Umbah umbah what
@Umbah umbah what
No his real worst day was when he used bidet
@@jamesbando_original I thought it was the best day
@@ChimmneyMan 😂😂😂 ah yes, TOTTALLY
Schlatt: talking about licking floyd's sweat off.
Alexandra in the back:
lmao, I did a double take when I saw Alexandra Botez in the background. It's still so weird to see well-known chess streamers in minecraft videos.
@@alternatecornbread3037 did you just call this a minecraft video?
@@cowgovroom9788 Minecraft-related*
@@alternatecornbread3037 did you just call this minecraft related?
@@toasty648 minecraft unrelated*
"God gives his silliest battles to the funniest clown" is poetic
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Lmao
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I don't get it 👼✨
Anyways, there are worser things like Hell! 🌋🔥👹
@@-HolySpiritDove- but succubus
Schlatt: "I'm not saying I had a bad time"
Schlatt's YT title: "The Worst Day Of My Life"
jschlatt is a drama queen
@@archkys ratio’d
@Umbah umbah No.
@@archkys it's called a joke
Heh, I think a skeleton showed up
*“I wanna play doodle-jump.”*
3:34
best line of all time.
3:34
@@me-oo1fr wheres the time stamp? is it here, or here?
@@syndrodome wow i cant believe im actually blind
so sorry ab that
FREE JSCHLATT FROM PRISON!!!!!!!!
#FREEMYBIGGUY
I died
Jschlatt really is the only dude to have a boxing match be the worst day of his entire life
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“I wanna play doodle jump” is the most powerful quote and I don’t know why
"If you want to see me kick off the dream smp go to miami"
I think thats the best quote
But i has a cartoon furry profile picture and my opinion doesn't matter
@@bimisikocheng that is also a good quote and your opinion matters
cool comment but why the fuck is every first letter in your comment capitalized
@@ev4865 just realized that, but i fail to see the problem with it
@@QueenRatMan it looks so wrong
I love how Schlatt is recording something and Jambo is just casually sitting in front of him probably staring at him
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@@halloffaymer yeah I know
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0:48 you had a mighty fine voice crack there, JSchlatt
I JUST REALIZED LOL-
Fünní
We all have our pubescent teen moments… even when we’re in our 20s
Actually it's 'jSchlatt'
“god gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns” -schlatt 2021
I died way too early into the video bc of this lmO
that one really spoke to me
With the voice crack
the truf
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I like how he’s talking about the gayest thing ever and Alex is just laughing behind him
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Yeah, what was she doing there?
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@@callistoarmy5576 no
@@callistoarmy5576 no
Too much talking not enough Jambo
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You are the greatest person ever
I heard Twitter dislikes you, so I subscribed. Bless.
Same
LMAO
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@Oregano true, everyone bullies everyone
it's so funny the hate and drama is just giving him more attention as seen here
I'm rocking with the trim, Big Guy.
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The way he said “I will not be buying those” when talking about the coke machine, it just makes me think that he absolutely will
^ these bots need to stfu
@@girlkisser2763 agreed
Bidet
I report all bots
@@Sam_995 Would you call a bidet den a biden?
Schlatt- "I'm gonna fight women"
Schlatt v Minx fight who's hyped
I'm taking all bets
@@j.jnerdamy320 I got two on Minx, cuz she’ll throw her fucking cats at him 😂
@@maxedoutvibes it’s alinity Time
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@@j.jnerdamy320 20 bucks that minx is gonna win, she’s too much of a god to lose
“I wanna play Doodle Jump” hit close to home ngl, it’s what i told my dad when my parents got a divorce, and i had to choose with who i wanted to live.
Can't a guy play Doodle Jump whilst watching 2 guys fight?
I dream of a world where a man can do that.
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jchlatte: “im not saying i had a bad time”
tittle: the worst day of my life
Italian jshlatt be like
Jchlatte = latte schlatt
@@biggiecheese128 lmao
jchlatte
t i t t l e
Schlatt: "I'll just fight women."
Also schlatt: *gets taken down by Andrea Botez*
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OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear ah
What the actual fuck is this comment section
@@makoto433 its miami
twitter.com/itsandreabotez/status/1401754517469810689?s=19
For those who haven't seen it yet
Truly disgusting that some “boxers“ would do such a terrible thing.
STOP IT. RIGHT NOW
AHHHHA
A guy who can’t read vs. a narcissist
It was hilarious watching Botez behind him trying not to 'wtf' at gay schlatt
Gayschlatt
Gayschlatt
Gayschlatt
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"God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns."
You just gotta love this big guy
Yo wtf stop posting these weird ass links
"and because god gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns" what a god tier line
Absolute gold
@great day thank your
Also a god tier voice crack
hell yeah, stolen straight from the memes
I felt a pain in my heart when he didn't do his schlatt grin before the sponsor.
(Y) for S ame
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“He tried to get a read on his opponent,
which he can’t.” Best quote
Bot triple whammy!
@@emilpersidski indeed!
As someone who lives in Florida…. Everything he said was true
Agreed
I too live in Florida and I wholeheartedly argree
Also Florida and can confirm
Yeah same
Yeah fr just old ppl having shrex
This is truly wonderful that "jschlattLIVE" didn't abandon this channel.
the og jschlatt channel suffering rn
@@conradmurraytv I heard he stopped uploading there because of monetization reasons or something
@@conradmurraytv pain.
its me your cousin bapple
@@conradmurraytv what about the weekly slap
I can’t believe that some Jambos, would say this horrible thing.
STOP
@@WilliamRBl00m chill lgbt flag pfp
I was here for Jambo
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jambos face literally was "oh shit I have to act like a cat"
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@UA-cam Creators ✓ why tf did you add a checkmark next to your name
“I want to play doodle jump”
Best quote ever
@hi friends ?
@@Nathan_10_Birchall best to report this bot than replying honestly, they fcking annoying
@@enzoarweq4525 Thanks I was kinda confused by it. Tbh I see so many bots they go over my head a lot
Logan and Floyd: *Wants to hug*
Schlatt: *Wants to play doodle jump*
Anyone: gets one grey hair
Schlatt: so that person’s basically dead already
Growing old is not for sissies!!
@UA-cam Creators ✓ what you want obama
you stole enough from me already
A pile of dust as he says 😂
I got my first grey hair when I was 6 🥲
@@mrnjauuuu33 ...decades
Alex just smiling at him while he’s doing his gay bit is very wholesome and I like it a lot
It’s not a bit
@@ivcorr ok ivan
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@Haris Basha no he likes MEN, isn't it obvious
what bit
Schlatt: imma start fighting women.
2 weeks later: "so im fighting minx"
day report
Minx doesnt count as a women
She is a beast
He loses
Exactly what I was thinking so LET'S GO!!!
Bruh minx will literally destroy him ✋🏻💀
UA-cam suggested this video at 11:52pm on 12/31/21.... thought it'd bring me into the New Year but had to 'quickly' take a poop. The poop/clean up lasted too long and I unfortunately welcomed 2022 on the toilet against my will. However, the GOOD news is that this is the first video I'm watching this year. Anyways, take care. Hope you're eggs are always perfectly cooked and you discover putting hot pockets in the oven. Everyone, please try it out. It's wild how good they are coming out of the oven.
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Jschlatt talking about being groped by mayweather:
Alex in the back: 👁👄👁
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@@callistoarmy5576 nobody asked
wait whos alex?
@@womenlover915 alex botez
@@womenlover915 4:37 the person in the background
Schlatt: "Like I'm not saying I had a bad time"
Also Schlatt: *THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE*
Goes out with Andrea and Charlie to watch 2 idiots fight, calls it the worst day ever
@@gamergrill4933 Charlie went??
I can’t believe jschlattLIVE would spoil that moistcr1tikal is on the chuckle sandwich podcast, I can never trust this jschlattLIVE again
@ik ur cool huh?
get schlatt on the official
Wonder when that episode will come out, I’m already intrigued by the small leak
Is there any news about when the next episode is
@@freshbeans im pretty sure moist dosent like any of the chuckle boys
As a person who lived in Florida for the first 20 years of their life, the “God’s waiting room” comparison is oddly accurate, but I didn’t think the waiting room would be so expensive.
“I will not be buying the coke thing”
Ngl man, kinda disappointed, that would be so cool
I’d just steal one
As a resident if Florida, I can confirm that everyone down here is a rich decaying old person
I guess Dream is old now
Dude I live in Florida to, Miami is just a shit swamp of seaweed that heavily has the smell of marijuana, the only thing in Miami that's decent is riding around the buildings in Miami if it wasn't for the amount of traffic there. I still stand by my statement that Florida is *the retirement home of america*
as a fellow floridian i can confirm
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The lack of a big smile before the ad was off putting and ruined my day.
i was thinking the same thing
And the wallet!
Me as well
Ngl, I was smiling in preparation
Truly awful, that some “people” would do this terrible thing.
alex behind schlatt while he talks about licking sweat off Floyd is so chaotic and I love it
Nothing funnier than “god gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns”
If Jambo and Schlatt had a boxing match, it would still be better than the Floyd vs Logan fight.
Y E S
Ah yes, Animal abuse, definitely gonna be entertaining XD
@@vixelkee4636 it’s a joke, and boxing also isn’t the same as a fight
@@that1_redacted875 btw /s mb, most people dont like tone indicators cause they hate twitter users, so I didnt, but I was being sarcastic
the dude who shot a horsefly with a nerf gun was more entertaining
abusive divorce sex would be more entertaining
Schlatt: I wanna play doodle jump
Me: *I haven’t heard that name in years*
These two men made more money fighting than doodle jump has made in its entire lifespan.
The fight was so bad he didn't even smile before fulfilling his contractual obligation.
"I'm not saying I had a bad time" -jschlatt
Also jschlatt in the title, "The worst day of my life"
Edit: Thanks for all the likes
You know it’s a bad day when Schlatt doesn’t smile while talking about his sponsor...
I'm just upset that Schlatt didn't smile before his ad :(
He was sad he chose rise of kingdoms since the ads for it are awful and would never actually played it he just wanted some money which was understandable
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COOL!
Honestly like that’s his thing and the guy didn’t smile 😭
As a Floridian, can confirm schlatts opinion on florida
“He tries to get a read on his opponent... but he can’t.”
My god with Alex in the background just going from "Hey, camera!" to "what the..?" when he walks off talking about the the lats and sweat, fucking hilarious.
"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
He survived a snowstorm but this was the worst day of his life
Honestly it was probably more exciting for the people sitting at the back. Since they couldn't see the fight they could actually imagine something exciting was happening.
*Holy crap I never thought of that*
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JSchlatt:”I’m just gonna fight women”
Andy Kaufman: *smiles*
me a male: smiles?
@Olivedoesstuff true
Can we just talk about how Jambo looked kinda scared and confused when the camera turned to him-
Jamb
@@samusfan2334 o
@@inkburr.800 shut
@@samusfan2334 up
*"IT MOVES?!"*
*It moved.*
jschlatt: just wanna give a-
my phone: (notification)
jschlatt: (stops)
he has too much power
*He didn’t do the smile when he was going to announce the sponsor*
Its a good day
I. Love. Your. Profile. Picture.
that's what I was waiting for :(
@@isabellab210 that's kinda sus
“i’ll be like jake paul and fight people who aren’t boxers, so women”
a few moments later:
“so i’ve decided that i’m going to fight minx”
@great day joe mama
You know he sad when the advertisement couldn't even make him raise up his wallet with that big ol' smile
Schlatt: "Worst day of my life."
also schlatt: (thinks ad time) RISE OF KINGDOMS
Doodle jump gaming sessions on your new douch next please 😡
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I looked at the title and immediately knew what this was about
They hugged for 8 rounds 😂
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Same
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Day was so bad jschlatt didn't even get the cheeky smile before the ad.
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Now that he's got the cat, everytime he says he has bad news, I'm scared for Jambo
Alex following Schlatt around in that one clip while he rambles on is the greatest thing ever...
This would be perfect for Schlatt. Getting paid to hug other men… what a life.
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My dream
What if they start kissing😳
Someone literally said the same thing and got more attention. Sadge
@@eggdog8330 I know 😔 people be stealing
“I wanna play doodle jump.”
- Jschlatt 2021
Schlatts sponsors are the only ones I don’t skip
I swear that "God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns" is a damn Tumblr post
That is so fucking funny
Notice how Schlatt calls chuckle sandwich “my podcast” it’s noticeable how much he hates Ted
Gaslit himself to actually hate Ted
This jschlatt guy sounds like he's loved by the community
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Say that to the schlantis
yeah and he sounds like twitter doesnt hate him
2:17 ayy schlatt good job with the pronunciation on lodbrok. the icelandic in that name is pronounced "th"
Schaltt: talking about the fight
me: wondering how anyone fits through that door to his left
both the doors look pretty normal sized?
american sized
@@cypherarcade06 Look through the door next to the cabinet/mirror thing. I was confused at first too
it’s a linen closet so no one really walks in there. It’s just a small closet with shelves to store towels and sheets and cleaning supplies
I love how Schlatt complains about the Florida heat but he lives in Texas, where it is currently 108 degrees.
I've never been to Texas so I'm not sure but Florida is so moist which makes the heat awful. I refer to it as the armpit of the world but its hot, wet, sticky, and just disgusting.
@@HolidayParty173 I’ve been to Texas before during summer, the heat wasn’t that bad. It wasn’t humid like Florida would be.
Both are pretty hot but Floridas heat is really odd, while in texas fans work, in florida you need like lots of fans for it to be cold
@@HolidayParty173 i live in Texas and it’s pretty damn humid here right now, but yeah I can see it being different.
He only uses the right side of his mouth to talk, I can’t unsee it.
Fuck, now i cant unsee it
Holy shit
Sylvester Stallone
@@budgetlifter lmfao
Shit help
Off topic but Jschlatt looks like he gives good hugs..
True tbh
Fr
Bear-hug schlatt
@Imogen 😼 what?
Floyd: tries to read his opponent
His disability: allow me to introduce myself
And when the world needed him most: He came back
The shlaticus can’t be defeated
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@@callistoarmy5576 no
@@msanjavier01 okay bro 🥰 no problem that's your choice.
As a flordia man myself
He’s correct all of it is correct
Who wouldn’t want to play doodle jump at a time like that
Why is nobody talking about how he was with the botez sisters the whole time
He maybe dating her?
Schlatt Connor Botez sisters and Amouranth all went together
@@mxcxrons5637 like 5% he is dating Alex just from how similar they are
@@choppercove ah yes makes sense
Oh ay dint know that
4:36
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the lady behind Schlatt. Just,, being able to keep your composure while Schlatt talks about “licking the sweat” off of whoever. Hats off to her.
Edit: Jambo is also one of the cutest hecking cats I’ve ever seen. Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Jambo.
Edit: I do realize that she was with him. I’m just saying,, not even reacting all that much when he says this stuff,,
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I think he went there with her actually, she’s probably used to Schlatt lmao
You realise it's Alexandra Botez right? She's not just some random person lmao
Thats alex botez but ok
@@ThatsNotMichael Still funny tho
“I wanna play doodle jump”
-schlatt 2021
The podcast still isn't out and Jschlatt is messing with me with a preview with THE Moistman himself as the guest... 😭
What?
@@bumbledragon3648 you are so uncultured its baffling
Why are there like 3 ads here
Schlatt: "You got something to say Buddy?!?"
Jambo: 👁️👄👁️
Jambo is about to die due to his condition. I hope schlatt can overcome it
@@anukcinnamom6653 huh
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Hi leviathan
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"He tries to get a read on his opponent... but he can't."
Maybe the most Schlatt-like line ever.
I'm suprised Schlatt didn't the the wallet smirk when doing the sponsor ad.
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Being a person who lives in Florida, I 100% agree with you.
Same