@@jasonlescalleet5611imagine being told you have exploding head syndrome and frantically looking it up only to find that not only is it not anything about your head exploding, but also that it's not physically painful at all, but rather auditory hallucinations. (i also found that it's been used as an album name, but not a band name to my knowledge)
When I was little and just starting to read I would read everything, or at least try to. This was back in the early 2000's when pharmacies would still have photo printing services, and while parked in a CVS, I loudly proclaimed "ONE HOUR POTATO" while trying to read the sign saying "one hour PHOTO" cue maniacal laughter from both my parents as well as my older sister. Several years later when I got started on the Sims 3 with the Late Night Exapansion Pack, the first band I ever made was called "The Hour Potatoes"
@Kinokoumori You might like to know that the Aymara people used to measure time using potatoes. For example, instead of saying "See you in 1 hour", they would have said "see you in 3 cooked potatoes", which means it's entirely possible they would have had something similar to "The Hour Potatoes", maybe a really big potato that would take an hour to cook if not cut up.
I once posted in "thanks that's my band name now" with Professor Drag. The context being that someone on Tumblr posted the following: "Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access"
One time my brother was talking about “burnt spaghetti” and we thought that sounded like the name of a bunch of middle school boys trying to make a band
In one of my local towns for many years there was graffiti on the side of a bridge near a common thoroughfare that read "Susan is a pinhead". It existed for so long and had so much local fame that eventually a diner was established nearby called "Pinhead Susan's". I always thought it would have made a better band name though.
@@literallyafishhook You inspired me to look up the history. The original graffiti was made by Susan's sister on a dare, apparently they regularly called each other pinheads. After it was painted over years later, someone unrelated to the original artist re-graffiti'd it with "Susan is still a pinhead", then that was painted over and again more years later it re-appeared as "Susan remains to be a pinhead". It was after that disappeared that "Pinhead Susan's" was established. They have since gone out of business.
One time me and my friends were looking up rectal diseases (don't ask why) and we came upon "toxic megacolon" We are now planning to make it a metal band
I once saw a Tumblr post containing the phrase "biomechanical Jörmungandr" and it's lived rent-free in my head ever since. Tell me that wouldn't be an awesome name for a power metal band.
I still don't know why, but in my Fully Alive class in grade 5, I found the term 'Fallopian Tubes' so damn funny. One day, if a band ever came up to me asking for a band name, this is what I'd give them. "WELCOME TO THE STAGE... THE FALLOPIAN TUBES!!!!"
In my middle school band, there were many trombone players and one tuba player. The tuba player’s name was Jackson, so the low brass section was referred to as “Jackson and the Trombones”. It sounds like a jazz band from the 50’s.
I could even see that band making a song called “Unwholesome Language” that is specifically about the long-term effects of UA-cam censorship and how we now have to speak about grisly topic in whimsical manners, but that would probably be the only hint that their enforced language is enforced.
Literally earlier this day, I was telling my parents how "Alligator in the Dogpark" would make for a good band name. We agreed "Alligator Park" would be even better.
I remember the Diary of a Wimpy Kid “do it yourself” book had a heavy metal band name generator, where they were just a bunch of silly and intense adjectives and animal/object names you paired together. My favorite combination was “löded lizard”.
@MEKKANNOID We do know how it was pronounced. For example, "Veni, Vidi, Vici" is actually pronounced "Weni, Widi, Wiki". The "v" character was a "w" sound in Latin, and the letter "c" was always pronounced as a hard "k" sound. Julius Caesar's name was actually pronounced "Yulius Kaisar".
@@MEKKANNOID Well ecclesiastical Latin (church Latin) is still used and has a definite style of pronunciation. Classical Latin (the Latin Ceaser knew) has had its pronunciation reconstructed from poetry and spelling errors, but this was the Latin of people educated enough to write, so think of the accent we reconstructed as Latin Posh. There is also the "Traditional English pronunciation of Latin" which you can look up. It was a more or less artificial way of saying Latin words taught in English speaking areas, but it had some authority and many people were taught to understand it as "the right way". So you're half right, no matter how you pronounce, people will say it's wrong. But on the other hand there are definitely ways to pronounce it where everyone will agree it's wrong.
-Party Status -The Drowning Machines I was reading a news article about the NTSB investigation of Boeing, and it mentions that they offered Boeing party status in the investigation. I watched a video by Kyle Hill about drowning machines, which are hydrodynamic phenomenons caused by dams.
4:00 Here in the U.S. most MRI facilities pass a metal detector wand over you before you enter the MRI room, and this may have saved my life. Had an MRI for a wrist injury when I was 45. They detected a 3mm chunk of unknown metal in my arm, likely from a garage door spring that broke while I was in the garage, but also found a BB from an air rifle that had been lodged in my right butt cheek since I was 13, when a 'friend' shot me with his Crossman AR.
Are you Gen X? That sounds like such a Gen X thing. “Yeah, my friend shot me in the butt with an air rifle, and we never told our parents because we didn’t want to get in trouble. I just walked it off.”
I think I shot my finger with a tiny little bullet thingy when I was trying out a toy gun, or whatever. My body remembers for the most part where I got shot and reminds me too, every once in a while
A few years ago some rando on Reddit was complaining about people having quote-unquote "circus freak mentality". Don't remember what it was that they claimed people had that about, but Circus Freak Mentality is still an awesome name for a metal band of some sort.
One time I drove past a guy on a street corner with a sign that I read as Pray for the Window Breakers. I went around the block, and read it again. It actually said Pray for the Unborn Babies. I think Pray for the Window Breakers would make for a cool album name, at the very least.
Once I saw a road sign I thought said (roughly translated to English) "You are impolite drivers". Sometime later I was on the same road and realised it was "If you're driving you're not texting" (i.e. no texting while driving). Impolite Drivers would be an amazing band name.
Lewd Women sound like a Barenaked Ladies cover band "Today we will be playing 'one week' in death metal." *Ahem* I T ' S B E E N O N E W E E K S I N C E Y O U L O O K E D A T M E
When i was in the hospital recovering from spine surgery...i had to wear a bright yellow bracelet that said “Fall Risk”. Being a guitarist & musician...I told all the cute nurses that I was gonna name my band that.
There's a whole comment thread on a Danny Gonzalez video where someone talks about a French(I think) lullaby their dad used to sing to them. Nice right? It was about shipwrecked sailors who ate each other once they died(I think). Cannibal Chain Reaction was brought out of that and deemed to be a good band name.
Colour of pants + last thing you ate = band name *Looks at the plate containing the crumbs of the waffle I had for breakfast* *Looks down at my blue pants* Oh no
A few years ago someone in my English class misquoted "Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under't" from Macbeth as "the snake inside" and I still maintain that'd be a brilliant band name
5:17 personally this is news to me recently found out I guess in the UK they have tins of beef stock that look like cans of soda and it’s it’s fucking with me mentally I had to rewatch this part like I think three times now
Over the years my dad has come up with several band names. A few of the most notable are: -organic cyanide -banana bells -nothing but laundry (all the songs are about everything except laundry) -couch teeth Some me and my friends have made: -the tunnel of unspeakable horrors -stranger on my couch -mossy green gums -suspicious gardeners -derelict lemonade stand
@@IABITVpresents thank you! More have been added to this list since I made the comment, haha. WormSugar, the Beaters, N07 R08075, and 53rd benadryl are some of my favourites
>be Matt >read old cookbooks >"beef fizz" >might as well >pours two cans of beef stock in >regrets almost immediately >one bottle of ginger ale >"you better not overflow!" >a squeeze of lemon >"cheers" >takes a sip >AOL loading screen noise plays Your face when you won’t be having more: 5:45
New subscriber, yours is hands down the funniest channel I have encountered in years. I've binged some videos and I'm literally crying with laughter and nearly choked several times.
It reminds me of a clip from Swedish Who Wants to Be a Millionaire where a contestant was asked what company made the iPhone and iPad, she wasn't sure so she asked the audience, where like 98% said Apple, but for some reason, she said 'I have been told to trust my gut, so I will' and proceeded to answer Banana.
@@CalvinSmart-tq5hd They chose wrong answers hoping he’d choose the wrong answer because he didn’t know the answer to a simple question TLDR; for the lulz
when my cat, Twiggy, got neutered i referred to it as her having her "goolies grabbed" and then later conceived of a fictional band called Twiggy and the Goolie Grabbers.
1:00 To be scrupulously fair, that is *exactly* the kind of question you should use your "crowd" lifeline on. A pack of randos isn't, in aggregate, gonna know the author of an obscure 19th century novel - but they will be there for you when you have a brain fart on "horsepower".
idk my high school class went to a couple recordings of the swedish who wants to be a millionaire show, and one of the contestants used the crowd life line on a question about a classic swedish childrens tv show/book (which was like a weirdly easy question to use a life line on). about 90% of the audience voted for the correct answer. yet the contestant wasnt convinced and also used his 50:50 life line to narrow down his options... he did not win the million btw
A conversation with my friend over what sugar types could be used to homebrew alcohol lead to our theoretical pirate metal band, "Marshmallow Moonshine".
I would assume the answer to your question of what sugars can be used to brew alcohol would be "sugar alcohols." I'm going mostly off the name though, I could be completely wrong.
Recorded live on their 'It's 25 MPH' tour, here are Downfuck the Slow with the title track from their first major label studio album, Speed Limits for Days! *aggressive drum fill* *LOUD guitar riff* Did I mention that the lead singer sounds like the love child of Axl Rose and a caffeinated squirrel? His name is Richard Vegetable. *AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!*
genuinely love 5 feep deet as a band name. my friends and i had a pretend band called obligatory dental care, we'd just write down potential song names and take pics that could be fun album covers. only song we ever made was called "ballsack boogie" and it was like 30 seconds of my friend singing "do the ballsack boogie, dodododo"
I actually have a list on my phone called "that would be an awesome band name" Here are some of my favorites: - Chip Stank - Mexican Mayonnaise - Babies in the closet - Howard on the drums - The sober sailors - Lesbian eyes - The Greasy Knobs - The bitch with the scales - The dominant fluid - The Vietnamese poop stick - Super Jesus of the drumset - Zeus and the percussion captains - George Washington Jesus
so do I, here goes (they all have good context) Mr. Whippy & The Giant Shit Machine Chango Mutney - Caressed By The Wind (Album name) Bohemian Emu Possum Sausage Parakeet Paradox Zucchini Blini Opaque Cake Midnight Meow - Cornish Gabber Nightcore Folk band Eyeball Bob Halloumi Haze Nightcore Squealer (said in a West Country accent) Broth Energy Shit on the spot (Crazy) Wrist Gristle Focal Horse Sugar Gliders Dauphinoise Dippers Enormous Jesii (plural of Jesus) Occasional Grace Queefs of the Stone Age Avocado Bollocks Prominent Flamingo Northern Soul Face Tomato Sweat Sushi Morning - ambient genre with very faint distorted sounds in background Foxshit Goblin
You can't miss their latest album, Money Lovers! Easily the best song was their collaboration with the Jesus Mockers on the new hit single "So Called Christians!"
Imagine having such a steeled will that you can listen to this entire thing My little brother sent it to me, and I weep for the future There's no joke here.
yall be honest would you come see my band, black porridge? (colour of pants + last thing i ate). judging of the name, im guessing we are a childrens band singing about the importance of eating your veggies while wearing full on glam metal outfits?
This is rivaling that Sam O'Nella alt account video where he did an ASMR of his own band name ideas "OJ Simpson Latte Art" "Five-Finger Doorbell Press" "Colonoscapades" "SHITFACE THE CLOWN" And my personal favorite, "Steamboat Willionaire"
*Every band name mentioned by Matt Rose in this video in chronological order* The Scallop Disco Accident Sex Bacon Company Linen Rebels Aquatic Glamour Twink and the Muscle Daddies Death Bubbles Zebra Force After Lunch, the band responsible for making the no. 1 hit, “Aawagga” Crescent Dragon Wagon with their first album cover, “Passionate Vegetarian” The Butt-Checkers Spandex Lamb Tube How to Grasp a Beaver Exciting Whites Feels Like 69 Modern Milk Downfuck the Slow, the band responsible for hosting the legendary It’s 25 MPH tour Whimsical Porch Rocks Almost Four Chairs Fancy Ham Clardic Fug Dorkwood Grass Bat Snowbonk Stummy Beige 216 Rats on Steroids Bigfoot Titty Nipple Slide Nearsighted Parsnips Gooch Grease Organic Fish Hotel Pope Hammer Box of Penguins Wet Squelching Plain Arm Anal Rail Gun Social Jesus Cracked Out Cheese Ball Elf Shoes Upsettingly Most Gas Station Hot Dogs Walmart Cocain Fiesta A Suspicion of Onion Beef Fizz Five Feep Deet Fragile Glass Pumpkins Rim Flappe Bongfish Bungus Fuccbone Scrotewad Pootsack Snogbag Jason and the Hot Laminating Pouches High! At The Pet Store, the band responsible for the song, “Ballsack Pillow” Thin Joseph Roaring Loins Space Karens Navy Blue Spaghetti Flesh Mushroom White Grits American Horse Pirates Goth Lasagna Lava Frog OCCUTROUSERS! Squirt Burger Baby Killers Pot Smoking Little Devils Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men False Religions Lewd Women
One time when I was in ELA class me and some classmates were given an assignment where we had to pick a line from a book we were reading based on a given prompt. One of the prompts I was given was “an indie band” and from that I plucked out “Victorian Axe Murderers”
I once made a list of phrases I’ve encountered that would be good band names. Still have it. Some of the highlights include “A Coastal Downpour”, “Carpooling with Strangers”, “Throwing Steaks out of Windows”, “Lasagna Soap Opera”, and my personal favorite “Stepping on Geese”.
3:51 my guess is the bee wanted some salt, the person probably had at least a small amount of salt from their sweat on them and bees do need salt, they can’t live off purely nectar
Please welcome to the stage,
-Emergency Frog Situation
-The Opaque Deer
-Skulla Moji
Wooohooooo!
WOOOO
YEAAAA!!
YIPPEE!!1!
Best festival lineup ever
‘almost four chairs’ sounds like an indie rock band
i would totally listen to Almost Four Chairs.
i feel like the music would sound like Poor Man's Poison or Human Zoo or something
@@nightstring7351 or four non-blondes
sounds more like a prog band to me
I would listen to to Black Cookie
Last year I was hospitalized with Deranged Liver Function, a great band name if ever I heard one
"Deranged i_____ liver function" would be better, I just need a word starting with the letter I
Or my favorite, “Exploding Head Syndrome” (a real thing, and not as lethal as it sounds).
@@oliverspiler9101Imagined
@@jasonlescalleet5611imagine being told you have exploding head syndrome and frantically looking it up only to find that not only is it not anything about your head exploding, but also that it's not physically painful at all, but rather auditory hallucinations.
(i also found that it's been used as an album name, but not a band name to my knowledge)
@@oliverspiler9101 maybe Inflammatory, Infectious, Injurious, or Insidious
I just used the voice-to-text to say Hippocratic oath and got this notification and was like "Did Matt Rose hear me?!"
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
hippocratic oath
One time in a dream, I was at a concert and the 'Rat Sandals & Mice Thongs' were playing.
Lead singer was my cousin Donnie.
My Cousin Donnie could be a good band name.
@@lnsflare1 xMy Cousin Donnie and Almost Four Chairs"
I would listen to them
@@lnsflare1 The band names are self-perpetuating.
one time i had a dream where the phrase “american code 224” was banned and when i woke up i was like “hmmm… that could be a band name”
My friend dated three girls named Jennifer in a row, and we always joked that “Jason and the Jennifers” would be an amazing band name
those are my parents’ names lmao
@@Neddyfram Did you alos got a name starting with a J to keep it up?
@@Levi_is_Smol no my name is Ned lol, all our dogs have had J names though
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage...
*JASON AND THE JENNIFERS!!!*
My fantasy musical duo is Jack Black and Jack White touring together as Jacks of All Shades.
IIRC they did one time make a song together under the name Jack Gray.
Fifty Shades of Jack
We need a guy named Jack Off too😂😂😂😂
And their hit duet, "Time for a Jack Off."
@@nooneinparticular469 And the album should be called Jackpot
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Fun fact! Bees (and a variety of other animals) like to drink sweat and tears, so it was probably just after your sweat.
Don't dogs drink sweat too?
Butterflies enjoy blood
@@IrregularityRowan "Next up, please wellcome Bood Drinking Butterflies!"
@@IrregularityRowan oh
Is that just another fun fact someone made up
When I was little and just starting to read I would read everything, or at least try to. This was back in the early 2000's when pharmacies would still have photo printing services, and while parked in a CVS, I loudly proclaimed "ONE HOUR POTATO" while trying to read the sign saying "one hour PHOTO" cue maniacal laughter from both my parents as well as my older sister. Several years later when I got started on the Sims 3 with the Late Night Exapansion Pack, the first band I ever made was called "The Hour Potatoes"
@@Kinokoumori But The Potato Hours is so much better!
@@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts THANKFULLY you can change the band's name at any time, I'mma go do that rn!
@@Kinokoumori 🥔⏲
@Kinokoumori You might like to know that the Aymara people used to measure time using potatoes. For example, instead of saying "See you in 1 hour", they would have said "see you in 3 cooked potatoes", which means it's entirely possible they would have had something similar to "The Hour Potatoes", maybe a really big potato that would take an hour to cook if not cut up.
I once posted in "thanks that's my band name now" with Professor Drag. The context being that someone on Tumblr posted the following:
"Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access"
I have seen and love that post.. and now also want to see a drag king do this concept onstage
One time my brother was talking about “burnt spaghetti” and we thought that sounded like the name of a bunch of middle school boys trying to make a band
Reminds me of Hot Spaghetti from Pizza Tower
Reminds me of a story my brother told me. One of his classmates managed to set a pot of spaghetti on FIRE
When I was in sixth grade, each table had to come up with a team name. Mine was, the overcooked chickens!
@@PawbrewI get big Sims energy from that incident 🤣
"Please welcome to the stage, it's Big Sims Energy, with their new single: Spaghetti on Fire!"
In one of my local towns for many years there was graffiti on the side of a bridge near a common thoroughfare that read "Susan is a pinhead". It existed for so long and had so much local fame that eventually a diner was established nearby called "Pinhead Susan's". I always thought it would have made a better band name though.
god i can only imagine being susan and having a restaurant named after graffiti someone made about you
@@literallyafishhook You inspired me to look up the history. The original graffiti was made by Susan's sister on a dare, apparently they regularly called each other pinheads. After it was painted over years later, someone unrelated to the original artist re-graffiti'd it with "Susan is still a pinhead", then that was painted over and again more years later it re-appeared as "Susan remains to be a pinhead". It was after that disappeared that "Pinhead Susan's" was established. They have since gone out of business.
@@beavinator damn... i would've loved to go to pinhead susan's... that story is also significantly more wholesome than i thought it was and i adore it
One time me and my friends were looking up rectal diseases (don't ask why) and we came upon "toxic megacolon"
We are now planning to make it a metal band
I misread that as toxic megalodon as was confused
If Discworld had a arpg.
change it to toxic megalodon now
that's a FIRE goregrind band name
@@littlemau1360 sharks can have rectal disease too
I once saw a Tumblr post containing the phrase "biomechanical Jörmungandr" and it's lived rent-free in my head ever since. Tell me that wouldn't be an awesome name for a power metal band.
I still don't know why, but in my Fully Alive class in grade 5, I found the term 'Fallopian Tubes' so damn funny. One day, if a band ever came up to me asking for a band name, this is what I'd give them.
"WELCOME TO THE STAGE... THE FALLOPIAN TUBES!!!!"
That's unironically fire
That is fire as hell I need to use a quote like that somehow
OH FUCK YEAH
That’s cool as fuck, if I start a band that needs to be its name
In my middle school band, there were many trombone players and one tuba player. The tuba player’s name was Jackson, so the low brass section was referred to as “Jackson and the Trombones”. It sounds like a jazz band from the 50’s.
I got recommended this when I read the words “Involuntary manslaughter”
Perfect band
Headlining Download Fest
Wonder what that band would be famous for..
@@Matt_Rosehi Matt
@@Matt_Rose hi Matt! :D
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Additionally, "Unwholesome language" is a hilarious band name too!
Unairable Language
Absolutely!
it would be even more hilarious if the said band ironically produced the most wholesome songs on the planet
I could even see that band making a song called “Unwholesome Language” that is specifically about the long-term effects of UA-cam censorship and how we now have to speak about grisly topic in whimsical manners, but that would probably be the only hint that their enforced language is enforced.
As someone who took Latin for four years:
_Dear god._ and _Ow, my ears._ and _Ow, my heart._
It may just be due to the time I am watching this at, but I found the sheer ridiculousness of _Et a musca puella_ makes up for the errors.
i took latin for two years. i was bad at it. but at least i wasn't this bad
Literally earlier this day, I was telling my parents how "Alligator in the Dogpark" would make for a good band name. We agreed "Alligator Park" would be even better.
I like Alligator in the Dogpark! What's your favourite song by them lmao
I feel like “alligator dog park” is good
Your cake won't get rained on and melt in alligator park, unlike some other music related parks.
I like Alligator Dog Park because it implies the Alligator isn’t supposed to be there because the park is for dogs
Alligator Park sounds like some indie metal band based in Florida.
WE ARE THE SCALLOP DISCO ACCIDENT 🔥🔥🔥
"WOOOOOOOOOO"
“CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!”
@@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 *signs your copy of the Ballad of the Scallop Scampi*
“IM YOUR #1 FAN!1!1!1!!”
"AAH I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN!!"
Remember one of those rock band games for PS2 had a random band name generator. My Dad got "Sasquatch Melee". Which is a objectively awesome.
As opposed to Nessie Shooting and Alien Defense
I remember the Diary of a Wimpy Kid “do it yourself” book had a heavy metal band name generator, where they were just a bunch of silly and intense adjectives and animal/object names you paired together. My favorite combination was “löded lizard”.
I have that book and it's really funny looking at the stuff I wrote when I was a little kid
If you use any of those names you owe Rodrick Heffley $100.
Oh my god I have this
mine was vilent vömit
My dumbass read "Iodized lizard"
The offensively wrongly pronounced latin rapping absolutely killed me 😭😭
That was wrongly pronounced!?😳
Surely there's no such thing as mispronounced latin as we don't know how it was pronounced??
@MEKKANNOID We do know how it was pronounced. For example, "Veni, Vidi, Vici" is actually pronounced "Weni, Widi, Wiki". The "v" character was a "w" sound in Latin, and the letter "c" was always pronounced as a hard "k" sound. Julius Caesar's name was actually pronounced "Yulius Kaisar".
@@MEKKANNOID Well ecclesiastical Latin (church Latin) is still used and has a definite style of pronunciation. Classical Latin (the Latin Ceaser knew) has had its pronunciation reconstructed from poetry and spelling errors, but this was the Latin of people educated enough to write, so think of the accent we reconstructed as Latin Posh. There is also the "Traditional English pronunciation of Latin" which you can look up. It was a more or less artificial way of saying Latin words taught in English speaking areas, but it had some authority and many people were taught to understand it as "the right way".
So you're half right, no matter how you pronounce, people will say it's wrong. But on the other hand there are definitely ways to pronounce it where everyone will agree it's wrong.
@@fnsdjkovnsdkvn So what you're saying is that to minimize dissent, I should always speak Latin in the wrongest possible way.
-Party Status
-The Drowning Machines
I was reading a news article about the NTSB investigation of Boeing, and it mentions that they offered Boeing party status in the investigation.
I watched a video by Kyle Hill about drowning machines, which are hydrodynamic phenomenons caused by dams.
4:00 Here in the U.S. most MRI facilities pass a metal detector wand over you before you enter the MRI room, and this may have saved my life. Had an MRI for a wrist injury when I was 45. They detected a 3mm chunk of unknown metal in my arm, likely from a garage door spring that broke while I was in the garage, but also found a BB from an air rifle that had been lodged in my right butt cheek since I was 13, when a 'friend' shot me with his Crossman AR.
Are you Gen X? That sounds like such a Gen X thing. “Yeah, my friend shot me in the butt with an air rifle, and we never told our parents because we didn’t want to get in trouble. I just walked it off.”
here in Brazil we don't, and thank goodness, because if we did we wouldn't have fun stories like that pro gun lawyer
@@CatMom-uw9jlmy mother and her brother did this... she still has the bb in her wrist.
I think I shot my finger with a tiny little bullet thingy when I was trying out a toy gun, or whatever. My body remembers for the most part where I got shot and reminds me too, every once in a while
@@CatMom-uw9jlPlease, I had my leg burnt off by a motorcycle once and I was perfectly fine!
Once found a printer at a thrift-store with a sticker on it which said "robotic error". Of I ever begin an 80's electro-band, that's the name it gets.
Once found a printer is pretty good too
@@emeraldhamster that would be my first song.
The whimsical porch rocks are oddly terrifying.
"Oddly" They have human teeth ofc they're terrifying
@@BookWyrmOnAStringlove a little terror in my whimsy
Whimsy is stored in the human teeth
They remind me of the 5 Magic Stones from Touhou 2
A few years ago some rando on Reddit was complaining about people having quote-unquote "circus freak mentality". Don't remember what it was that they claimed people had that about, but Circus Freak Mentality is still an awesome name for a metal band of some sort.
that's fantastic, i'd use it
One time I drove past a guy on a street corner with a sign that I read as Pray for the Window Breakers.
I went around the block, and read it again. It actually said Pray for the Unborn Babies.
I think Pray for the Window Breakers would make for a cool album name, at the very least.
Pray For The Window Breakers sounds bloody fantastic
Once I saw a road sign I thought said (roughly translated to English) "You are impolite drivers". Sometime later I was on the same road and realised it was "If you're driving you're not texting" (i.e. no texting while driving). Impolite Drivers would be an amazing band name.
I would love it if the band that realeased that album was The Window Breakers.
I would buy "Pray for the Window Breakers" on vinyl.
@@LuckySketches the less belligerent version of What Did You Expect From The Vaccines
My dad said if he ever had a rock band, he'd call it "Youth In Asia"
"Zebraforce" is just a collab between Zebrahead and DragonForce. They probably have some massive bangers.
Bongfish sounds like a chess algorithm that suggests the worst possible chess move every turn.
@@ScypekI am very tempted to make that
They're not in the same league as Llamathrust, though
@@juliaatkinson4012 was looking for this comment, everyone is sleeping on Llamathrust!
@@ScypekUnfortunately, Worstfish already exists, but Bongfish would be a way better name.
Lewd Women sound like a Barenaked Ladies cover band
"Today we will be playing 'one week' in death metal." *Ahem* I T ' S B E E N O N E W E E K S I N C E Y O U L O O K E D A T M E
Lewd Women elicited a sensible chuckle, but death metal vocals "One Week"made me fall out of my chair. Good Job!
Someone needs to make this happen. I need death metal One Week! And Allergies!
Deftones “One Weak” is really good
Thank you for supplying me with fictional bands for every story I will ever write
Omg that’s such a good idea! Time to make a story with all of these!
the image of the fish flashing rainbow colors when he said "BONGFISH" is hilarious
8:09 I'd like to imagine that The Baby Killers is a The Killers cover band consisting of 1st graders and their very enthusiastic dads.
Ahh, they're not _baby_ killers, they're baby _Killers_
When i was in the hospital recovering from spine surgery...i had to wear a bright yellow bracelet that said “Fall Risk”. Being a guitarist & musician...I told all the cute nurses that I was gonna name my band that.
"Showers In The Vicinity" would go INSANE
AS I WAS SAYING
Vincity of Obscenity
Showers! In The Vicinity
@@lukelyall5879 You mean America?
@@lukelyall5879terracotta pie moment
There's a whole comment thread on a Danny Gonzalez video where someone talks about a French(I think) lullaby their dad used to sing to them. Nice right? It was about shipwrecked sailors who ate each other once they died(I think). Cannibal Chain Reaction was brought out of that and deemed to be a good band name.
omg what video is that on i need to see that lol
@@literallyafishhook They Took Down My Video So I Fought Back In The Most Petty Way
Colour of pants + last thing you ate = band name
*Looks at the plate containing the crumbs of the waffle I had for breakfast*
*Looks down at my blue pants*
Oh no
Purple Kombucha
Yellow Potato Soup
Navy Oats
Magenta Greek Salad
Beige Lemonade
My personal favorite, hailing from my notes app, is “Sudden Dislike of Eggs”
And here it is; ‘Sudden Dislike of Eggs’, with their new single, ‘What’s that weird green stuff in my yolk?’
@@ATWQ160 on point
@@ATWQ160 real
@@ATWQ160 Usually it's because you overcooked it
A few years ago someone in my English class misquoted "Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under't" from Macbeth as "the snake inside" and I still maintain that'd be a brilliant band name
5:17 personally this is news to me recently found out I guess in the UK they have tins of beef stock that look like cans of soda and it’s it’s fucking with me mentally I had to rewatch this part like I think three times now
legitimately as soon as i saw that i wondered what would happen if someone confused those for cans of beer because they look almost identical lol
I see it all the time at my supermarket. It’s bizzare
Came up with Analog Staplers one day and don’t think I’ll ever top that
i read that as “Analog Spiders”
@@usertedi that’s pretty fire too tho
“The Matt Rose Comments Section”
Now THATS a good band name
I hate you for that. I hate you for telling the trurth /s/j
With a name like that they should be a 60s psychedelic band.
with our hit song "SKULL EMOJI"
Honestly sounds like something you'd name an orchestra
Isn’t that Taylor Swift’s latest album?
Over the years my dad has come up with several band names. A few of the most notable are:
-organic cyanide
-banana bells
-nothing but laundry (all the songs are about everything except laundry)
-couch teeth
Some me and my friends have made:
-the tunnel of unspeakable horrors
-stranger on my couch
-mossy green gums
-suspicious gardeners
-derelict lemonade stand
The Tunnel of Unspeakable Horrors and Suspicious Gardeners, I love them so much
@@IABITVpresents thank you! More have been added to this list since I made the comment, haha.
WormSugar, the Beaters, N07 R08075, and 53rd benadryl are some of my favourites
@@SillyBilly-w7s 53rd Benadryl will headline Coachella someday.
"Grandpas of Diminishing Effectiveness", from an episode of Best of the Worst, comes to mind.
I wonder how long it will take for someone to bring up American politics in this comment section.
@@Nisa4444-h1v You did
@@tailpig6417 I did. I suppose I sort of ruined it. Guess we’ll just have to wait till next time.
@@Nisa4444-h1v Something something Joe Biden Something Something Donald Trump
>be Matt
>read old cookbooks
>"beef fizz"
>might as well
>pours two cans of beef stock in
>regrets almost immediately
>one bottle of ginger ale
>"you better not overflow!"
>a squeeze of lemon
>"cheers"
>takes a sip
>AOL loading screen noise plays
Your face when you won’t be having more: 5:45
Rookie mistake, he didn't pour it over ice in glasses as stated in the recipe.
you left out the best part, when he casually tossed two exhausted lemon slices onto his windowsill
@@micahfoley9572 "Two exhausted lemon slices" would be a great band name
That one was also in Tasting History. That guy didn't like it either...
my question is why was the beef stock in cans that look like soda cans
New subscriber, yours is hands down the funniest channel I have encountered in years. I've binged some videos and I'm literally crying with laughter and nearly choked several times.
My dog used to make cute high-pitched noises when he was excited, and if I ever have a band it will be “Whistle Puppies.”
1:02 I don’t know what's dumber, the fact he needed the lifeline or the fact nearly 30% of the audience got it wrong.
I suspect some of the people who got it 'wrong' did know, but thought he didn't deserve the correct answer.
@@erink476whaddya mean by didn’t deserve the answer
It reminds me of a clip from Swedish Who Wants to Be a Millionaire where a contestant was asked what company made the iPhone and iPad, she wasn't sure so she asked the audience, where like 98% said Apple, but for some reason, she said 'I have been told to trust my gut, so I will' and proceeded to answer Banana.
I would've voted "Donkeystrength" on purpose :}
@@CalvinSmart-tq5hd They chose wrong answers hoping he’d choose the wrong answer because he didn’t know the answer to a simple question
TLDR; for the lulz
I was at work and came up with the name "Cardboard Vultures" and you bet your ass I'm keeping that one
"Wallmart Cocaine Fiesta" oh I'd love that
you mean if they were a band right
@@icewolf4640 ...
I wouldn't be surprised if they formed out of Florida!
@edwarddelacruz3923 well my dear Brits... IM MOVING TO FLORIDA
@@icewolf4640 ... about that....
when my cat, Twiggy, got neutered i referred to it as her having her "goolies grabbed" and then later conceived of a fictional band called Twiggy and the Goolie Grabbers.
Question- how did your girl cat get neutered?
@@casperg.8603 what do you mean? i took her to the vet and they did an operation to remove her ovaries. google it if you don't know.
@@casperg.8603they probably meant spayed
@@casperg.8603Yeah, probably meant spayed or maybe their cat is intersex? Goolies grabbed is hilarious regardless.
How does neutering female cats work?
Pope Hammer, Anal Rail Gun, and Baby Killers is absolutely a grindcore concert lineup I would attend at a shitty dive bar.
1:00 To be scrupulously fair, that is *exactly* the kind of question you should use your "crowd" lifeline on. A pack of randos isn't, in aggregate, gonna know the author of an obscure 19th century novel - but they will be there for you when you have a brain fart on "horsepower".
Case in point, it somehow only got 71% meaning the remaining 29% of people in the audience are either utterly braindead or having a laugh
@@kajamatousek247 "29% Braindead" is definitely headlining tonight.
idk my high school class went to a couple recordings of the swedish who wants to be a millionaire show, and one of the contestants used the crowd life line on a question about a classic swedish childrens tv show/book (which was like a weirdly easy question to use a life line on). about 90% of the audience voted for the correct answer. yet the contestant wasnt convinced and also used his 50:50 life line to narrow down his options... he did not win the million btw
"someone has upset the lava frog" is my new favorite sentence
EMERGENCY LAVA FROG SITUATION
I have a running joke where I say I’m gonna start a band named “10 Vapes & a Bong” based off an incident at my school
if one of them played a bongo it would be hilarious
A conversation with my friend over what sugar types could be used to homebrew alcohol lead to our theoretical pirate metal band, "Marshmallow Moonshine".
I am half sure that's also how Alestorm got their name. They are a scotish pirate metal band.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo They made a song based on a dream someone on Reddit had, so they're definitely open to weird sources of inspiration.
I would assume the answer to your question of what sugars can be used to brew alcohol would be "sugar alcohols."
I'm going mostly off the name though, I could be completely wrong.
That sounds like a modern country song
Didn't expect to see a Touhou content creator here
“That’s a good band name” huh, that’s a good band name
Please welcome to the stage, That's A Good Band Name!
@@otterwithadarkside4422 that’s a good band name
@@Idont_eatcrocs huh thats an actually fire band name
reminds me of the band called "the the"
@@xyzzyx4839 wait that’s a real band?? so it’d be *welcome to the stage the “the the”*
Pants color + last thing I ate =
Please give a warm welcome to Periwinkle Cough Drops!! 🎸🎸
All-girl J (power) pop, then?😅
Recorded live on their 'It's 25 MPH' tour, here are Downfuck the Slow with the title track from their first major label studio album, Speed Limits for Days!
*aggressive drum fill*
*LOUD guitar riff*
Did I mention that the lead singer sounds like the love child of Axl Rose and a caffeinated squirrel? His name is Richard Vegetable.
*AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!*
Happy ratt Moses Monday
Also technically First
No
Thank’s for the heart!! Ratt Moses
@@Science-Core uh where IS the heart
RAT MOSES I GET IT
I love it when my favourite middle aged alcoholic uploads
Middle-aged Alcoholic fucks idc
genuinely love 5 feep deet as a band name. my friends and i had a pretend band called obligatory dental care, we'd just write down potential song names and take pics that could be fun album covers. only song we ever made was called "ballsack boogie" and it was like 30 seconds of my friend singing "do the ballsack boogie, dodododo"
02:51 I personally think "The Urine Of Rats" is the superior band name. "Coming up on stage we have THE URINE OF RAAAAATS!"
Rat Uranus.
Nah we need a punk band named poison control center
Tainted Watermelon is my pick
the rainbow highlight of the visible parts of the bongfish behind johnny's comment is so fucking good matt
I actually have a list on my phone called "that would be an awesome band name"
Here are some of my favorites:
- Chip Stank
- Mexican Mayonnaise
- Babies in the closet
- Howard on the drums
- The sober sailors
- Lesbian eyes
- The Greasy Knobs
- The bitch with the scales
- The dominant fluid
- The Vietnamese poop stick
- Super Jesus of the drumset
- Zeus and the percussion captains
- George Washington Jesus
Howard on the Drums' drummer would be called like, jared or something, i just feel that
idk why but The Sober Sailors hits hard
so do I, here goes (they all have good context)
Mr. Whippy & The Giant Shit Machine
Chango Mutney - Caressed By The Wind (Album name)
Bohemian Emu
Possum Sausage
Parakeet Paradox
Zucchini Blini
Opaque Cake
Midnight Meow - Cornish Gabber Nightcore Folk band
Eyeball Bob
Halloumi Haze
Nightcore Squealer (said in a West Country accent)
Broth Energy
Shit on the spot
(Crazy) Wrist Gristle
Focal Horse
Sugar Gliders
Dauphinoise Dippers
Enormous Jesii (plural of Jesus)
Occasional Grace
Queefs of the Stone Age
Avocado Bollocks
Prominent Flamingo
Northern Soul Face
Tomato Sweat
Sushi Morning - ambient genre with very faint distorted sounds in background
Foxshit Goblin
I think I know where the babies in the closet one came from.
@@Nisa4444-h1v i honestly have no memory of where it came from
Matt: "Don't you dare."
The drink: *dares*
yooo sunset pfp
Drink dares
The Drink Dares is a good band name
I cracked my back laughing at “dykes on bikes” from the last one. 🍻
WE ARE DYKES ON BIKES (i cannot ride a bike so i am 1/2 of those things)
I lost it and sprayed water everywhere at the “Bigfoot titty nipple slide”
You can't miss their latest album, Money Lovers! Easily the best song was their collaboration with the Jesus Mockers on the new hit single "So Called Christians!"
@@alexandersean4708 and their latest single “liars will judge you” 😂
This… this is what I subscribed for: chaos in words.
"Chaos In Words" is a great band as well
@@JustSomeoneHisounds like a Tech Death band
@@SlyHikari03 definitely, they would make very venty songs as well
Imagine having such a steeled will that you can listen to this entire thing
My little brother sent it to me, and I weep for the future
There's no joke here.
There’s always a joke when you’re around
@@emilybarclay8831 Cutting. You use that one often to great effect? Kindergarten teacher, I presume?
4:25 “Unairable Language” is a pretty good one too.
i would genuinely listen to box of penguins
yall be honest would you come see my band, black porridge? (colour of pants + last thing i ate). judging of the name, im guessing we are a childrens band singing about the importance of eating your veggies while wearing full on glam metal outfits?
My mom sent me a meme about Florida and it ended with “one week of winter” and if I ever start a band I think that name would be pretty 🔥
Or the sequel to the movie 500 Days of Summer.
i like the alliteration
makes me think of 5 seconds of summer
“Thats all folks! We’ve been Grandiose Beanbag Chairs having a blast tonight, now please welcome Robert and the Insomniac Plumbers!”
1:18 also works the other way around
“Please welcome to the stage Aawagga! Playing their hit new single ‘After Lunch’!”
WOOOO I LOVE YOU AAWAGGA
"Welcome to the fishing club. FEATURING....THE SCALLOP DISCO ACCIDENT!!!!!!!"
Can't believe Matt Rose gave me like 50 band names for my birthday, thanks
Happy birthday 🎂
oh hey, same birthday. happy birthday!
🎂🎂
Concrete Melvin’ is personally my favorite band!!!
This is rivaling that Sam O'Nella alt account video where he did an ASMR of his own band name ideas
"OJ Simpson Latte Art"
"Five-Finger Doorbell Press"
"Colonoscapades"
"SHITFACE THE CLOWN"
And my personal favorite, "Steamboat Willionaire"
Everybody welcome...
INVINCIBLE MOOSE!
Playing their #1 hit album "Next 5 KM"
*Every band name mentioned by Matt Rose in this video in chronological order*
The Scallop Disco Accident
Sex Bacon Company
Linen Rebels
Aquatic Glamour Twink and the Muscle Daddies
Death Bubbles
Zebra Force
After Lunch, the band responsible for making the no. 1 hit, “Aawagga”
Crescent Dragon Wagon with their first album cover, “Passionate Vegetarian”
The Butt-Checkers
Spandex Lamb Tube
How to Grasp a Beaver
Exciting Whites
Feels Like 69
Modern Milk
Downfuck the Slow, the band responsible for hosting the legendary It’s 25 MPH tour
Whimsical Porch Rocks
Almost Four Chairs
Fancy Ham
Clardic Fug
Dorkwood
Grass Bat
Snowbonk
Stummy Beige 216
Rats on Steroids
Bigfoot Titty Nipple Slide
Nearsighted Parsnips
Gooch Grease
Organic Fish Hotel
Pope Hammer
Box of Penguins
Wet Squelching
Plain Arm
Anal Rail Gun
Social Jesus
Cracked Out Cheese Ball
Elf Shoes
Upsettingly Most Gas Station Hot Dogs
Walmart Cocain Fiesta
A Suspicion of Onion
Beef Fizz
Five Feep Deet
Fragile Glass Pumpkins
Rim Flappe
Bongfish
Bungus
Fuccbone
Scrotewad
Pootsack
Snogbag
Jason and the Hot Laminating Pouches
High! At The Pet Store, the band responsible for the song, “Ballsack Pillow”
Thin Joseph
Roaring Loins
Space Karens
Navy Blue Spaghetti
Flesh Mushroom
White Grits
American Horse Pirates
Goth Lasagna
Lava Frog
OCCUTROUSERS!
Squirt Burger
Baby Killers
Pot Smoking Little Devils
Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men
False Religions
Lewd Women
8:10 the classic album "pencil neck, weak kneed gutless men" by everyone's favorite metal band baby killers
Sorry,I'm more of a fan of "False Religions" by Porno Freaks
I've started getting really into "Sports Nuts"
just wait till you've listened to "Lewd Women", it's the best!
Idk, Jesus Mockers is pretty good.
Okay, but have yall never listened to "D**es on Bikes" by the So Called Christians? Legendary.
This being uploaded freaked my out cause just last night me and my mom were talking about how “Planned randomness” would be a good band name
"Scheduled chaos theory? That makes about as much sense as grounded aviation. Or deep-sea astronomy."
deep sea astronomy is amazing, i love that
That reminds me of the Weird Al Yankovic album Mandatory Fun.
One time when I was in ELA class me and some classmates were given an assignment where we had to pick a line from a book we were reading based on a given prompt.
One of the prompts I was given was “an indie band” and from that I plucked out “Victorian Axe Murderers”
My wife has had a Crescent Dragonwagon cookbook for years and it’s always been hilarious to me.
Edit: it’s “Dairy Hollow House Soup and Bread”
Hollow House Soup is a good band name
Of course the beaver-grasping drawing is subtitled in Polish. We Slavs love our beavers.
bóbr kurwa 😊
Dare I say
Bober
i once saw a band poster on the side of the road that looked like it was from 30 years ago.
the band was called psychedelic porn crumpets
They have good music to be honest
2:38 ah yes blink-182s long awaited sequel stummy beige-216
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All the Significantly Undersized Things
@@IABITVpresents up
@@Matt_Rosethanks mate I’ve got that in my head now.
@@IABITVpresentsthere is proof of extraterrestrial creatures
I once made a list of phrases I’ve encountered that would be good band names. Still have it. Some of the highlights include “A Coastal Downpour”, “Carpooling with Strangers”, “Throwing Steaks out of Windows”, “Lasagna Soap Opera”, and my personal favorite “Stepping on Geese”.
Was "Throwing Steaks out of Windows" based on a Reddit story about a dinner party by any chance?
@@wanderinglimeblood yes, that story has me in tears laughing every time I read it, it’s just so good
@@wanderinglimeblood Not a band, but I'm taking "Stories About Dinner Parties" as my new album
@@clockworkpotato9892 Your username would be a great band name for that album :D
@@clockworkpotato9892 Goes perfectly with your name on here :D
It's cool how Matt can just command ginger ale to stop fizzing.
I feel Showers in the Vicinity (1:44) and Unwholesome Language (4:49) where sorely missed opportunities
7:05 You're not gonna believe it... Black Peas. Should have added 'name a random body part' for the middle and I would have nailed it.
Mine was BLACK APPLE, which would be a good band name.
Mine is Black Pasta, which is in fact a thing
The Flesh Watermelon
@@zergling6802 that is... Concerning
Mine is Navy Blue Honey Cake
My cousin referred to her daughter's softball umpire uniform as her "Empire Costume." It has been my fantasy band for years.
A spandex lamb tube is just a fancy way to say sausage
This just makes me think of an old Dave Berry column - he decided that "excessive deer doots" would be a great name for a band.
my favorites from my own list is "tea wrecks" "deja view" and "the lemon years"
3:51 my guess is the bee wanted some salt, the person probably had at least a small amount of salt from their sweat on them and bees do need salt, they can’t live off purely nectar
Dykes on bikes sounds like a motorcycle gang that I NEED to get in on with RIGHT NOW
They are at Pride Parades, it is real 😊
I just read your name as 'Sideway Scat' and think that would be a goodband name.
You need to hear about Dopeheads on Mopeds though
"You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, well please welcome to the stage--"