When Taylor Swift wants to breakup with Travis Kelce
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Travis: I don't consent
Taylor: I don't consent
NFL: *I DO*
Isn’t there someone you forgot the ask?
@@VengefulAzana yeah, the fans
@@VengefulAzanaThe shareholders
I feel bad for Both of Them
Looks like the NFL is _not_ willing and able to accept a drop in viewership.
Yeah they definitely shouldn't take seat 12C.
It’s a parody about a real relationship. This is disgusting and calling Taylor a slut. Not knowing who her baby daddy would be? So shitty. You seem a lot misinformed and a lot salty.
The album will be called Travesty.
I was thinking Love on the Football field
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@cosmicgriffin8026 sounds like meatcanyons song he did about her 😂
87
How about Killer Touchdown for one of the songs?
Zach was willing and able to exclude people with only one thumb from being a shareholder 😔
😟😒😔
Love it here
Ugh what a thumb ablist
That ear though, holy shit
Zach is able and WILLING to cut his own ear off for a skit, truly admirable
I love how you didn't even bother to put a wig while acting as Taylor Swift. Just wore a pink jacket and that's it.
And the "bloody ear" note 😂
Well everyone has a set of women's clothes. Who keeps a Taylor Swift wig around?
That's called *acting*.
he usually does that fam
What do you mean that wasn't Taylor Swift
The CG for the bloody ear was insane. How can Marvel compete?
I don’t think that was CG. It looks like it was done with practical effects, which proves why an over reliance on CGI is contributing to the downfall of the MCU. You could never get such realistic injuries with just CG.
@@lifefight3533 Looks more like method acting to me...They definitely cut the ear off...Marvel need to be taking notes, way to go if they have any hope of reviving the MCU!
List of atrocities:
0:50 - Travis loses an ear.
1:03 - Taylor's friends are murdered.
1:16 - Ice Spice is murdered.
1:28 - All hockey players are murdered.
1:40 - All of Europe is murdered.
1:49 - Most Asians are murdered.
2:01 - Taylor's mom is murdered.
2:06 - Taylor's neighbors are murdered.
2:08 - Taylor's best friend is murdered (again apparently (see 1:03)).
2:14 - Travis' life-size is destroyed.
4:06 - Travis Kelce is murdered.
big laughs
A few of those are not atrocities. 🗿
Correction: all of Canada
How many people are that like 5 billion?
Atrocities?
This Super Bowl had the most views in history! The NFL would not let them break up 😂
Figures. I quit watching pro after the kneeling and disrespect for America started. I just went to collage football full time.
If they break up Script writers will lose so many jobs!!!!!???!!!!!
Nah the reason we got into this mess was because they were on strike so the substitutes had to fill in
Murder script writers kidding kidding
@@mariaskabardonis8353I mean if it interferes with travis and Taylor’s relationship clearly the nfl ain’t against it
"Kill Taylor Swift s friends"....***Ungodly horific noises, and gunshots*** 🤣🤣🤣 was not expecting that.
As an European I can confirm they killed me and im watching this from hell
Funny! 😂😂😂😂
Lol, I'm sorry! 😂
I’m waiting to see what happens when the NFL finds out that there are people in Ukraine that didn’t watch the Super Bowl.
Is housing affordable there? been thinking of moving...
Pay God 20$ and you can go to heaven
1:53 "Bloody ear" omfg bruh X'd
2:36 Excellent reference to a very underrated song
On the topic of underrated songs: L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N
What's the song?
Fifteen
She's moved on so many times that her love life is an actual marathon.
Yeah she’s been ran through more times then a dark alley. I can’t believe her legion of followers are dumb enough to think she has any idea what love actually is.
Shake it off!
@trimagnus i hate you
Her body count is probably in 4 digits
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"we only have 24..... other white guys" 🤣🤣😂☠️
Literally the best humor I've stumbled on in years 😂
The moulage in your sketches is just incredible
Funny as hell man. The blowing up the neighbors and shooting roommates. had me rolling. BTW, great placement of Deep Work: Rules for Focused Success in a Distracted World in last 2 Vids... NICE!!!!
Accurate representation of the NFL.
This feel like what happened to Marilyn Monroe and the Mob. But reversed and the organization is legal.
Marlyn blackmailed the mob ?? Which one
The NFL would be replaced by the FBI, there’s a whole list of important men that could replace TS since MM was basically trafficked by Hollywood and MM would replace TK.
Marilyn Monroe’s whole life story is tragic. She was always playing a part. She was actually pretty damn smart. Sadly, with her slammin body and how stunning she looked as a blond, she was forced to be the dumb blonde bombshell. The direct opposite of Jane Russel’s dark haired, smart bombshell. Marilyn Monroe got to the point that she stayed drunk or stoned because she was forced to live in an awful situation she didn’t want and didn’t fit into. And with the powerful people who were passing her around, once they chose to groom her into their plaything, there was no escaping, at least not while she was alive.
"Murder Europe!" Zach this one is personal, how could you?
I'm literally dead.
Because the NFL murdered most people that didn't matter? In which case, I'm probably dead too
Rip
Did you tell Taylor she shouldn’t be dating Travis? If so you had it coming
Damn.
Asian guy?
@Ultranger I said Taylor swift is bad. The swifties are currently hunting me down.
I’m begging for the continuation of this. Please Zach
1:40 tarantella napoletana
1:49 oriental riff
1:54 bloody ear
I love how it says “when” and not “if” because we all know that the running trend that is her love life will continue lol
Her last relationship was of almost 7 yrs old... So idk what the running trend is... It is certainly not as much as Pete Davidson or Leonardo DiCaprio 💀
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthosfacts 😂😂
My Alexa was on the whole time, and now I am affraid for the world.
NFL was able and willing to do anything it takes to patch things, no matter the cost.
We're waiting Zach
I doubt shareholders have fully functional oposable thumbs
A whole 24? Most unrealistic thing in this skit
“Start listening to her or I will cut the other ear off” -😠
“Ok”-😐
LMFAO- that 15 reference was hilarious
Great way to start my day absolutely love your videos on this channel and the other one
Thank you so much!
Love the low effort in these types of videos, where it's just one piece of paper with the name written on it. That way you can focus on more important parts
That bloody ear note killed me 🤣🤣🤣
“Murder Eroupe” got me dieing
Has the same energy as “Have the Rolling Stones killed”
The greatest timeline for the world
problems are indeed a liability
Zach has captured the NFL's intent perfectly.
NFL talks into their lapel: "Kill Zach Star, he's on to us."
they do be making a lot of money from Taylor Swift
As a swiftie I find this hilarious
1:55
Bloody ear 😂
How does this channel not have 5million subs? This is my new favorite
agreed
Talor dumps Travis for Mahomes, that is the bomb.
Mahomes already is married and has children
Honestly I would not be surprised if
I love how whenever you do a woman all you do is throw on a pink hoodie and call it a day
I'm one of the people that ended up dying by the NFL's evil plot, but I still love this video!
1:15 Well THAT escalated quickly!
This couldn’t be more accurate.
2:03 NOT MAMA SWIFT
the goat a struken again
Pls make a part 2 for the simulation one pls lol
Lol. A note with Bloody ear on it was the best part.
Getting ride of Ice spice was the best part
“Brutally murder ice spice” we’re free, we’re finally free
1:40 as a european i can confirm that i’m dead
Best part is the name tag for bloody ear
As a Canadian there aren't many of us left anymore
100% factual documentary here
I'm dying with the title 😂
20m more views than any of the previous 5 years SuperBowl. Travis' only chance to keep his ears is if Taylor says SHE broke up.
LMAOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY
Edit: I just noticed the fifteen reference lol
1:54
“Bloody Ear” *10/10 effects*
Thanks!
How do you murdered a continent?
Asking for a friend?
He was able and willing!
@@jacksonbailey6847yes for a German
Thanks to the NFL, Asia is known as land of the rising suns. Hundreds of suns in fact.
1:45 only this dude can make me scream laugh. My neighbors hate me.
Zach you beautiful genius! 5/5 would recommend.
Can we just take a second to admire the costume design for these skits? Whoever does that stuff for Zach deserves a raise!
This channel is criminally underrated.
How the heck is the NFL more evil than OJ Simpson? lol
I love the exaggerated gasps
some neat boot collection man
OJ Simpson line hits different now
I was thinking about this too. Her entire career is based on her failed relationships. So, I say we've got at least 6 months before they break up, then she'll write & record the album, and release it when she feels like her cash flow is low.
That's not true,she was with her boyfriend for 7+years
Taylor Swift despite not writing a single song at all still has all her songs being about her ex-boyfriends, and it'd be like if an Incel singer didn't write any of his songs about his exs, but he song them anyway@@thisismetrying17.
Most of her songs are not about break ups and she has proven to be able to write fictional break up songs like with Cardigan and Death by a Thousand Cuts. Not liking her or her music is fair but she released 5 albums during her relationship with her previous partner so this claim is unfounded.
except she has plenty of songs that aren't breakup songs...
this aint it, babes
TS will have a new album called New Found Love, and several tracks involving her relationship ending with a breakup song.
Hahaha 🤣… tooo hilarious. Couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Looking at the books in the background...
1. I feel seen!
2. How do those fit with this silly sketch channel?
3. And then I recall you have another, very different video series.
1:34 I WANNA BE YOUR END GAME END GAME!!
3:50 I literally can't breathe, you got another body on your hands
Ok, i stumbled on this at 4am cause of a toothache. I'm tired and in pain, but you made me laugh😅.
Catched the video early lol
Nice same
muhaha
Yeah I totally see this happening in the future 😂😂😂
I love that it says when
Well that escalated quickly
wow great if you have a partner who is happy with you but is talked into a breakup, they dont deserve you. dont feel bad, because you made your partner happy but they will more listen to the opinions of others instead of their own hearts. you stay strong.
The screams of terror are hilarious
”Murder Europe”
"Murder most of the Asians"
WTF Zach. 😂😂.
How are there not 3 million+ subs on this channel?
I think nfl killed my neighbour somehow
WHY IS EUROPE IS FRENCH
hey look at NFL beaing both willing and able to solve any problems they encounter, we should all strive to be more like that
I'm going to take this video as prophecy.
There will probably be a song about this in a few months
2:42 CUZ WHEN YOUR 15!!!
anyone believing (or even worse, invested) in this contracted, sham of a "relationship" is in for a hard time in the near future. this thing had an expiration date from the moment the partnership began and was signed. cannot wait for the meltdowns when it happens though 🤭
As a hockey player I can confirm I am dead
Taking my life into my hands today... eating lunch and clicked a Zach Star video.
Update: I survived... to eat another lun--ooh, new Zach Star video!
Road to one million
Love the “bloody ear” note taped over his head lol